1 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:07,320 Speaker 1: Say you know what time it is. Relationships say always 2 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 1: what they in. You gotta be on the same page 3 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:12,239 Speaker 1: to fulfill the dream. Talking it out will help you 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 1: realize things you didn't see. That's why it's time to 5 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: call it for advice with j d He what's up 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,439 Speaker 1: you guys. So we're continuing another episode about vice with 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 1: jay Z. So, as you know, we've been reading letters 8 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: from people that wrote in when we asked them that question, 9 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,320 Speaker 1: what are the three items that you would bringing if 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 1: that's that you were trapped on a deserted island. Okay, 11 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 1: so let's get to the next letter. Okay, This next 12 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 1: one comes from Sylvia Robless, Sylvia Silvia Robless as the Albostle, 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 1: Texas or. She wrote that as keeping the real girl. 14 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 1: So she said, okay, the three arm she would take 15 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 1: is that, say, an avocado tree. I a smart because 16 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 1: she goes like, you need avocados every day, y'all planet 17 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: right there on the island. Okay, that's smart girl. I 18 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 1: love end and they're so good. Um okay. And then 19 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,320 Speaker 1: what is the second one or the second ones? A 20 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:13,119 Speaker 1: blanket to keep warm? Okay, that's good, that's smart. And 21 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: they said, oh and a solar powered bunny, I Carona, 22 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: she needs a vibrator bunny and stay to umu sexually 23 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: please herself on the island. Dang that smart because it's 24 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 1: solar powered, you know, so it'll just keep lasting. And 25 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 1: I right there, so you can power up during that 26 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 1: day if you don't want to the birds or I'll 27 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: go or the sea creatures coming up to what you 28 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:43,400 Speaker 1: pleasing yourself like that, then you have to blanket. Corona 29 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: had already been charged from the sun. So a let 30 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: me cover up because I'm putting this bunny uh inside 31 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: of me like that. But deserted I live and know 32 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: because you know, sometimes when you're doing sexual things and 33 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: you're your berrito or your cat or something, and it 34 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 1: looks like you feels weird, you know, it feels like 35 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: they they're like, whoa, you're doing some mean that should 36 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 1: be covered up. So that's a good idea to bring 37 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: up Lakes the Paso, Texas. Um, we know what you're 38 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 1: doing it deserted island girl eating avocados and and pleasing 39 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: yourself sexually. So that's what's the okay. So the next 40 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 1: letter comes from as the vers Oh, Robbie, Okay, Robbie 41 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 1: okay or Rob sorry? Okay? Um, Mr Rob said, Hi, 42 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:33,520 Speaker 1: typical man. He would bring a gun, a lighter, and 43 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: a Playboy magazine. Okay, so another typical man just thinking, 44 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 1: oh you know this is that? Okay, first of all, 45 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 1: Robbie or Rob sorry, um, as the the guns are 46 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,359 Speaker 1: gonna run out of bullets eventually. Okay, come on, So 47 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're gonna do when that happened, 48 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 1: and I don't know what you're gonna be shooting. I 49 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: guess animals. You'll be eating good, but they're not gonna 50 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: like you because you're bringing too much noise and all 51 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 1: that to a once piece violent el I go, the 52 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 1: what do you say, oh, a lighter? Hello, hello, a lighter? 53 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 1: That that will be good for what the first two 54 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,799 Speaker 1: or three weeks? Do I go? It runs out of choice? Um, 55 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,960 Speaker 1: like your like your brain A lot of times it 56 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 1: sounds like okay in the third team, he said, okay 57 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 1: with the Playboy magazine. Okay, Oh how smart? Yeah, so 58 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 1: I can you know you can be playing with your 59 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 1: we need to the same highness over and over, illego. 60 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: You get sick of them because you know how men are, 61 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 1: and they're like, oh so it's not the Internet scout 62 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: on it's a you know, it's a Playboy magazine, and 63 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 1: you're gonna get sick of it. I go from the sun, 64 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 1: it will get faded, so you know, one chichi will 65 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: be discolored from the other. So anyways, Um, Robbie, I'm sorry, 66 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 1: but you just ex or you know, you just assured 67 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: or uh, you know, solidified everybody's opinion that that men 68 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 1: are dumb. Man a man can be so damn you know, 69 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 1: and so you know you would be doing good for 70 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: the first two or three weeks on the island. After that, Um, 71 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 1: you're done. Okay, Well, Sylvia is gonna be right there, 72 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 1: still pleasuring herself, eating wakao and all warm in or blanket. Okay, 73 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 1: So thank you for writing in everybody. We tried to 74 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 1: get to other letters, and let's keep it moving. What's 75 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 1: on the next episode of Kid's or Girl j C. 76 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 1: We got that laughter for your soul and now too. 77 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: Then to the Frankie on the show, it's impossible, You're impossible. 78 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 1: How could you put me disarray? Anybody here? Hello? Anybody? 79 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 1: Deserted islands are so lame. There's nothing here. You know, 80 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: people act likely love the beach. Oh little, there's palm 81 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 1: trees and you know, I love so much. But yeah, 82 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,239 Speaker 1: only if there's like a hotel nearby and somebody brings 83 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: you one of those lame drinks with an umbrella coming 84 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,479 Speaker 1: out of it, and then they're like, oh, this is 85 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: more like it. Cool. Let me get a little slice 86 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: of pineapple to go with it, pineapple that didn't even 87 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 1: grow anywhere near where I'm drinking this drink. And they're like, oh, 88 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,600 Speaker 1: now I can on wine. I can finally on wine. Really, 89 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 1: you paid all that money to on wine, like you 90 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 1: already drink in the backyard every day because you're a 91 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,479 Speaker 1: freaking alcoholic. I don't know, maybe you just need to 92 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:31,279 Speaker 1: loosen your butt hole stop acting so lame. Whoa is 93 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:43,520 Speaker 1: that a cave? Hello? Hello anybody in there? Kids are 94 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,600 Speaker 1: so lame? What do people even do in there? Anyways, 95 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: They're like, you know, okay, guess it protects me from 96 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:54,159 Speaker 1: the elements. Now, so I'm gonna draw on these walls 97 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 1: and people like five thousand years later, I'll be like, 98 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 1: oh cool, look they knew how to draw five thousand 99 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 1: years ago. Yeah, it's not that big a deal. Buttholes 100 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 1: and it's never anything cool, you know, like, oh, look, um, 101 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,599 Speaker 1: I caught a fish earlier, so I'm gonna go back 102 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,920 Speaker 1: to this cave and eat the fish and then draw 103 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:16,960 Speaker 1: a picture of it because that's cool, right. So lame. 104 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,840 Speaker 1: It's like you couldn't think of anything better to draw, 105 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,840 Speaker 1: or like, hey, here's a picture of a crab, because 106 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: this island it has a bunch of crabs on it, 107 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 1: so let me draw a picture of one in case 108 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 1: I forget what a crab looks like. This is the 109 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 1: last time I go on a cruise of my family. 110 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,080 Speaker 1: I didn't even want to go, but my dad pretty 111 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 1: much made me pretty much. I have to do everything, 112 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 1: he says. Ever since I lost that I saw that 113 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 1: contest at the barbecue. So lame. Cruisers are dumb too. 114 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: It's like when you first get on, they put these 115 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:54,520 Speaker 1: plastic flower necklaces on you and everyone forces you to 116 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,920 Speaker 1: take a picture and put on a fake smile like 117 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: oh cool, we're on the boat together. It's bondy, right, 118 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,880 Speaker 1: so dumb, and the guy taking the pictures like, say, helloha. 119 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:08,000 Speaker 1: It's like, dude, we're not even going to Hawaii, right, 120 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,960 Speaker 1: We're just going to Oceanside. It's just a day trip. 121 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,520 Speaker 1: Then my whole family pretty lame already, but once they 122 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: got on a boat, they all started acting extra lame. 123 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:21,559 Speaker 1: Even Rollo. He was like, hey, let's do that thing, 124 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,200 Speaker 1: um like on the Titanic. So he made me go 125 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 1: on the front of the boat and be how the 126 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 1: haina was on Titanic, like oh near far or however 127 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: lame you are, and I'm not gonna lie. It was 128 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 1: kind of fun. I put my arms out and the 129 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 1: wind did feel pretty cool on my face, but everybody 130 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,360 Speaker 1: was laughing. I mean, it was kind of funny. But 131 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 1: den Rohelio came behind me, and I thought he was 132 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 1: gonna hold me, like hold Leonardo DiCaprio did, but then 133 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: he pushed me off the edge and um he I 134 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,600 Speaker 1: don't know. I guess he thought, oh, I have a 135 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 1: life jacket on, so it'll be all good. But I 136 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:07,720 Speaker 1: went into the ocean here on this stupid island. Oh yeah, 137 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 1: and another thing too, because I was also the probably 138 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:13,400 Speaker 1: the youngest person on the boat by like a hundred years. 139 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:19,800 Speaker 1: It was all old people, like probably like old people, 140 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,960 Speaker 1: and the whole boat smell like freaking you know, like 141 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:27,880 Speaker 1: beingo night at a Camerio retirement center, like just like, 142 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:32,599 Speaker 1: smell like bangay and fix a d so lame, I 143 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,720 Speaker 1: don't know. Hopefully when I get old, I won't be 144 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:39,000 Speaker 1: so lame. Actually, I hope I die before I get old, 145 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 1: because that would be super lame. One of the stupid media. 146 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:52,520 Speaker 1: I ended up stranded up dirted Island, so dumb, so 147 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:59,319 Speaker 1: you pushed me off the boat. I was open to 148 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 1: saint think all the way down, but this life fest 149 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:07,200 Speaker 1: kept me your float, forced to stay alive when my 150 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: life is a freaking joke. Now I'm soaked in the 151 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:14,080 Speaker 1: waters of the ocean. I hate Okay, maybe not hate, 152 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 1: but it's definitely blame. Flustered and strained, I'm not ready 153 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:21,560 Speaker 1: to fight. Floating ashore upon and not letting up the 154 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 1: coast of ocean side. Don't save me, Please just let 155 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 1: me die right here on the coast of ocean side, 156 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:34,560 Speaker 1: over the fake flowers and fake smiles. I hope I 157 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:38,840 Speaker 1: get eaten by your big freaking well. Don't save me, 158 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 1: Please just let me die right here on the coast 159 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,680 Speaker 1: of the ocean side. I'm over their fake flowers and 160 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:50,560 Speaker 1: fake smiles. I hope I getting eaten by your big 161 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:57,480 Speaker 1: freaking well. Just give me earthy so cruciser lane, not 162 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: that I know my coordinates, but please don't send anybody. 163 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:11,959 Speaker 1: Just saved me. M m m mmmmmhoom m whom m 164 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 1: m m m m m h m m hm ah. Whoa. 165 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:31,680 Speaker 1: Coconut water is so good. Definitely not lame, you know, 166 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 1: it is lan though. It's can't cooking ut water at 167 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:40,760 Speaker 1: the store so lame, so overpriced. If you try to 168 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,679 Speaker 1: buy a kind of coconut water at the store, it's 169 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:46,400 Speaker 1: like at least five bucks, and there's a stack of 170 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 1: coconuts right here. I probably got, like, I don't know, 171 00:10:50,559 --> 00:11:09,920 Speaker 1: two h worth I scored. WHOA, what's that sound? Whoa? 172 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:19,679 Speaker 1: Definitely not me? WHOA? What the heck? Are you a mermaid? Yeah? 173 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:26,079 Speaker 1: Obviously look at my tail? Um, wow, mermaid? What song 174 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,400 Speaker 1: are you singing? It's the song I sing to confuse sailors. 175 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,720 Speaker 1: It worked when I caused the ship to knock you overboard. 176 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:37,960 Speaker 1: Wait wait A meant I thought Rollo pushed me. No, 177 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:44,760 Speaker 1: it was me. Oh oh uh oh sorry. Um do 178 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:49,600 Speaker 1: you want some like coconuts or some palm tree leaves? Oh? 179 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:54,840 Speaker 1: Why does it make you uncomfortable? Um? Yeah, I mean no, 180 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,679 Speaker 1: I mean you know it's not the first time I've 181 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:03,280 Speaker 1: seen that stuff. UM, I just want you to be comfortable. 182 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:08,240 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, sorry, that was naming me too make you 183 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:13,520 Speaker 1: feel like you should cover up? I'm I'm sorry. God, 184 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,960 Speaker 1: you're so awkward. I love it. Okay. What is it 185 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Speaker 1: like for you at home? UM? Well, the majority of 186 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:25,160 Speaker 1: the time is pretty lame. UM. Pretty much just write 187 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:28,680 Speaker 1: songs because I'm in a band and we're pretty popular 188 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,880 Speaker 1: and I play all the time. But other than that, 189 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,960 Speaker 1: I have a vlog and you know, I do like 190 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 1: movie reviews and stuff it. What's up, guys, primo with 191 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,679 Speaker 1: another movie review. UM. This week, I'm reviewing Don't Look Up. 192 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:49,720 Speaker 1: It's about like this comment that's definitely gonna hit Earth 193 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,480 Speaker 1: and it'll like in the World, which is pretty cool 194 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:57,040 Speaker 1: because the world is so named. But it starts Leaderardo 195 00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:03,000 Speaker 1: DiCaprio as a scientist, which isn't really like believable because 196 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,720 Speaker 1: it's pretty much a one note performance, unlike Wolf on 197 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:12,000 Speaker 1: Wall Street, where he played a drug addict and a businessman. UM. Also, 198 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,160 Speaker 1: Adam McKay directed Don't Look Up, and it's cool because 199 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:19,400 Speaker 1: he also did UM like Anchorman and Step Brothers, and 200 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,840 Speaker 1: those movies are definitely not lame. But overall, most of 201 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,640 Speaker 1: my friends like don't look up and they kept talking 202 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:29,640 Speaker 1: about it. So because of that, I find it pretty lame. Um, 203 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:32,560 Speaker 1: so yeah, watch it or not, I don't really care. 204 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,280 Speaker 1: So that does it for this week's movie reviews with 205 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:40,280 Speaker 1: Amo Prima. All Right, m m m mmm hmmm mmm hum, 206 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:46,280 Speaker 1: we got that laughter for your soul and now too 207 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 1: the into the Frankie on this show. Really people watch 208 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:58,400 Speaker 1: this blog? Yeah, go to bout like eighteen followers in county. Um, 209 00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:01,560 Speaker 1: what do you do out here? Nothing? It's pretty lame, 210 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,319 Speaker 1: you know. I just swam around sometimes they chase boats. 211 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,199 Speaker 1: It's born. That's why I want to see if you 212 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,640 Speaker 1: can help me get out of here. I want to 213 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,480 Speaker 1: live on land and go to the malls and start 214 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:16,679 Speaker 1: a TikTok um. Okay, well, what do you need me 215 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:21,120 Speaker 1: to do? Well? The only way for me to be 216 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,840 Speaker 1: able to stay on land is if I get a 217 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:32,400 Speaker 1: kiss from a land boy like you. Oh oh um, 218 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:41,600 Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I'm sorry. Excuse me? Um uh why would 219 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:46,160 Speaker 1: you choose me for something like that? Obviously because you're 220 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:52,640 Speaker 1: a virgin. Come on, I'm not a virgin. Um, I 221 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:57,360 Speaker 1: mean that would be crazy if I was right, I 222 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,760 Speaker 1: gotta go. My dad is calling me. Okay, I'll see 223 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:14,280 Speaker 1: you later, Okay, oh okay. 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Whom we got that laughter for your soul 244 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:40,840 Speaker 1: and now tuned into the Frankie on this show. Come on, 245 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,640 Speaker 1: you could do this, Emil. I mean a lot of 246 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,560 Speaker 1: like dudes are bros like you one of their nuts 247 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 1: or pinky toes to be able to make up with 248 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:56,520 Speaker 1: a mermaid, I can't. She chose you. She thinks you're 249 00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:00,440 Speaker 1: she knows your virgin. I mean, yeah, may not have 250 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,440 Speaker 1: gone all the way, but I did kiss the girl once. 251 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,840 Speaker 1: I kissed Pham remember after school in seventh grade. It 252 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,439 Speaker 1: was so lame though, because you know, there was all 253 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,560 Speaker 1: this build up to it, and when it came time 254 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,520 Speaker 1: to kiss, like we put our lips together, which you know, 255 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,800 Speaker 1: she had her teeth clenched up, so I was trying 256 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:23,240 Speaker 1: to like do some tongue action and stuff. Anyways, I 257 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:28,560 Speaker 1: ended up just like licking her braces, uh, and she 258 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,240 Speaker 1: told all her friends and everybody made fun of me. 259 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:36,120 Speaker 1: Was so lame. It's coconut water. I got to take 260 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:48,520 Speaker 1: a kiss hi amo oh oh Dan oh you startled me. 261 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 1: Oh Ship, you didn't see my No, No, I just 262 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,160 Speaker 1: thought you were holding a baby squid and to see 263 00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:03,200 Speaker 1: our chins. Oh um, okay that yeah? No, oh yeah, 264 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:08,640 Speaker 1: that's that's cool. That's what you saw. Um. Anyways, Mermaid, 265 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,959 Speaker 1: I just want to ask you, why do you want 266 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,480 Speaker 1: to go to land anywhere? Lands? Lane? Like? Won't you 267 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:18,120 Speaker 1: miss your family in the ocean? My folks are lame. 268 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,680 Speaker 1: You ever been around people your whole life and feel 269 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:24,400 Speaker 1: like they don't know you? Yeah? I know what you mean. 270 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,960 Speaker 1: Although my dad did buy me a guitar recently that 271 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:33,200 Speaker 1: definitely was not Lane. Yeah. My mom never lets me out. 272 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,680 Speaker 1: My sister is a pain in the ass. I'm just 273 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:41,920 Speaker 1: over it. Yeah, they seem pretty lame. But are you 274 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,120 Speaker 1: sure like you don't want to ever see him again? Oh? 275 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,520 Speaker 1: I am sure. I am sure. Email. I don't see 276 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:53,200 Speaker 1: you crying about missing your family. Well, I know they'll 277 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,320 Speaker 1: be coming back for me. That's just all they are, 278 00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:00,399 Speaker 1: you know. Really, I didn't see them turn around or 279 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,639 Speaker 1: throughout a lifesaver for you. They didn't try to turn around. No, 280 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,199 Speaker 1: So you can stay out here away from your family, 281 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,040 Speaker 1: and you can kiss me and let you stay away 282 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:17,560 Speaker 1: from your life. Uh, they're so annoying. I told you 283 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:22,040 Speaker 1: I'm never coming back, but they're calling out for you 284 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:28,360 Speaker 1: because they care, you know, fucking kiss me email. Don't 285 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:41,600 Speaker 1: you want to touch these? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh gross? 286 00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:47,879 Speaker 1: Who are all lamboys like this? Because it's nasty? Oh great, 287 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:56,960 Speaker 1: someone's coming. Fuck this. I'm out of here. Who be cool? 288 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,440 Speaker 1: Before I knew you wouldn't drowned. It's because I got 289 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,440 Speaker 1: so many lessons I got you back in the day 290 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 1: with my overtime pay good thanks to It just helps 291 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,639 Speaker 1: that I know how to swim. Uh. Who was that 292 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,119 Speaker 1: fish with the you know, with the things that you 293 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,639 Speaker 1: were talking to? Uh, I don't know that. I think 294 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:24,320 Speaker 1: she was just lost. Okay, yeah, it's easy to get 295 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:28,320 Speaker 1: lost in the ocean. Yeah, let's just go to the 296 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:34,040 Speaker 1: ocean side that he emore. You know. I wasn't gonna 297 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:46,680 Speaker 1: leave you out here, right, um um, okay, come here, okay, okay, yeah, 298 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:51,119 Speaker 1: I love you too. I guess that. Okay almost, Okay, 299 00:20:51,240 --> 00:21:17,960 Speaker 1: let's go. H oh, there she goes my murmaid lover. 300 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:28,560 Speaker 1: There she goes my murmaid love. Oh she wanted was 301 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:33,600 Speaker 1: a kiss every day. I reminisced some opportunities I missed 302 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:40,200 Speaker 1: and that was one because I'm so and so land 303 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:47,920 Speaker 1: now I'm broken hearted where I should be? I should 304 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:54,400 Speaker 1: love kiss that finished she that burmaide mine burmaid lover 305 00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:02,000 Speaker 1: while you swim my way. Please please come back to me, 306 00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:10,240 Speaker 1: my burm lover. Why did I leave with my daddy? 307 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:16,359 Speaker 1: My daddy swum me up in the speed boat? No Joe, No, 308 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:21,440 Speaker 1: I'm loving, no hope, broken harda once again because the 309 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:26,560 Speaker 1: ship goes swim me no way. It's my burby lover 310 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:34,800 Speaker 1: should kiss you. They have a chance. I'm sorry, sorry, 311 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:39,560 Speaker 1: I'm so loud there should go keep you on the 312 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,000 Speaker 1: flip side. I guess no pun intended because you have 313 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:50,520 Speaker 1: a fin mm m m mmmmm mmmmmm. Al Right, woman's 314 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:55,280 Speaker 1: another feedmat trolo fi sashion. Good job everybody, all right, 315 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,000 Speaker 1: So now we're gonna get down with our daily meditation. 316 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,399 Speaker 1: All right. Thanks to that you aniversonary thing for bringing 317 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,680 Speaker 1: use feedom and handed together because together as when we 318 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,840 Speaker 1: thrive a you know what I mean, Because sometimes you 319 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,520 Speaker 1: can feel lonely home, like like you're on a deserted 320 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:15,400 Speaker 1: island or something. You know, like oh damn, like where 321 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,600 Speaker 1: all the homies at and nobody likes me? Right now, 322 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,439 Speaker 1: or there's not even nobody around to decide if they 323 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,439 Speaker 1: like me or not, or how do I know if 324 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,240 Speaker 1: I'm acting dumb or this and that, you know, and 325 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,240 Speaker 1: you're like, ah, so you throw out an s O 326 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,879 Speaker 1: S to the world, Homi. It's kind of like that 327 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 1: song HOLMEI and throwing s os to the world, like 328 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,320 Speaker 1: I had just said, right now and then, but eventually 329 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:43,200 Speaker 1: somebody gets that message. You put a little mess and 330 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,000 Speaker 1: the floats ashore and they're like, oh, this fool needs help. 331 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,320 Speaker 1: And even though you'll be struggling and having to battle 332 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,120 Speaker 1: on your own while you're waiting for that help to come, 333 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,680 Speaker 1: when it comes on me, you have to take that opportunity, 334 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,320 Speaker 1: all right, to to you know, to just grab on 335 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,440 Speaker 1: and to be like, all right, this is it a 336 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,160 Speaker 1: to bounce back home, all right, because we're gonna overcome 337 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,680 Speaker 1: a lot. We're gonna overcome a lot together, homie. And 338 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,480 Speaker 1: so that's what's up right there, all right. So hey, 339 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:17,680 Speaker 1: we had a birthday recently. Yeah, and so yeah, Rebecca, 340 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,280 Speaker 1: so we're gonna read your your horse code for today 341 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,440 Speaker 1: because since you were born on St. Patti's Day, that 342 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:28,200 Speaker 1: meet your pisces. Yeah, yeah, So Um, so the horse 343 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,920 Speaker 1: god for today for Pisces is that, um, you're gonna 344 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:36,000 Speaker 1: have an excellent opportunity, uh to own a house, all right, 345 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,639 Speaker 1: that it's gonna come to you, all right, But I 346 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,920 Speaker 1: love my apartment. Yeah, so that's all I'm saying. So, yeah, 347 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,160 Speaker 1: you'll have fedia to get that house and to fix 348 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,320 Speaker 1: up the house. Stop being So that's what's up right there, 349 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:53,199 Speaker 1: all right, and um a WeGo. You're gonna have um, 350 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,960 Speaker 1: you know, you're gonna have some problems at work, but 351 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,520 Speaker 1: you're gonna overcome them, okay, and because you're gonna give 352 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:03,879 Speaker 1: it your bes as all right, yeah all right, and 353 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,280 Speaker 1: so and check this out, all right, You're likely to 354 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:12,359 Speaker 1: enjoy health benefits of a fitness regiment that you have adopted, 355 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,800 Speaker 1: so you know that's probably yeah. So yeah, with that 356 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,680 Speaker 1: being said, um, you should probably signed up, you know 357 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,680 Speaker 1: for the next month, because if you sign up for 358 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,200 Speaker 1: actually for the next twelve months, you get a discount. 359 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,240 Speaker 1: You save like twenty three dollars. So um, yeah, it 360 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,320 Speaker 1: sounds like you have some fattia. Even though you don't 361 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 1: have you on pad with you an apartment. It's probably 362 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:38,199 Speaker 1: pretty high rent part of town or whatever. Yeah, alright, Rebecca, 363 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,320 Speaker 1: So come down on y'all like that, because we just 364 00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,159 Speaker 1: want to say every birthday and we're trying to meditate 365 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,359 Speaker 1: right now. Okay, So that's what's up. This is the 366 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:54,000 Speaker 1: astrologicals creeper, right, yeah, And what's your sign on me? 367 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,320 Speaker 1: You mean, what's my side, like you know, for the 368 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,880 Speaker 1: zodiac or whatever? You know what I mean, like you're 369 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,439 Speaker 1: are you a Gemini? Right to all? Don't make cancer? 370 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,679 Speaker 1: Oh you're cancer? Okay, so you've got that. You've got 371 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:13,480 Speaker 1: the crap hands entrepreneur the sign zones, Uh not not 372 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,960 Speaker 1: because we're just we're doing it. You know, we're doing 373 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,000 Speaker 1: a little study on the zodiac signs. Oh got you 374 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,119 Speaker 1: you see you know people say, oh, we're not compatible 375 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:27,520 Speaker 1: or compatible or this and that believe I should all 376 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,760 Speaker 1: I mean, no, I don't know what I mean. I'm 377 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,359 Speaker 1: just researching it as they give me ship about that. 378 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,400 Speaker 1: This sign is made for this sign. You can tell it, kid, 379 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:41,840 Speaker 1: you knows, Yeah, you don't believe in it or what 380 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,720 Speaker 1: And this sign is not compatible with this sign because 381 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,920 Speaker 1: these bottles are fucking glover another one in a grumpy 382 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:54,720 Speaker 1: motherfucker give tur kids knowls, Yeah, you don't believe in 383 00:26:54,760 --> 00:27:00,879 Speaker 1: it or what yeah, sure, why not? Okay, that's what's up? 384 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:07,760 Speaker 1: What's up? Oh? Che sent there for tuning into another 385 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,600 Speaker 1: episode of The Frankie in your next show. For sended 386 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,760 Speaker 1: by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to 387 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,479 Speaker 1: the homies High So Olivia, the Homie earned dog here 388 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:22,040 Speaker 1: in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby d J Buzz, 389 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:26,359 Speaker 1: the legendary soul assassins by me you know how we do, Homie. 390 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,359 Speaker 1: Thank you for giving it. I saw an opportunity on 391 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,560 Speaker 1: the get down and if you get a chance, told 392 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,560 Speaker 1: me it's go ahead and rank and review the podcast 393 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,399 Speaker 1: or continue living your life. 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