WEBVTT - You've Got 1 More Time To Cough

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, write about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subndayt

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<v Speaker 1>He won't let me touch it or see it. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, strawberry letter for Todavid. Right now, nephew in

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<v Speaker 1>the building with today's brank phone call. And we have

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<v Speaker 1>been warn nephew, what you got brand spanking new? You

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<v Speaker 1>got one more caf Oh no, do you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I said? You got one more caf alright, alright, now

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<v Speaker 1>you got one more call. Let's go kid though. Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach our brill Please. This is Lawrence

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<v Speaker 1>from the job. How you doing today? O? Good? How

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? I'm good, I'm good. Listen, we got

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<v Speaker 1>a situation at the job. I know it's a little

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<v Speaker 1>late this evening. Um. And what time do you normally

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<v Speaker 1>come in? Uh in the mornings. I'm coming around. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So are you? Are you all right health wise? How

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<v Speaker 1>you feeling? Um? I'm fine? What you're talking about? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a little I've been a little under the weather.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, so so let me let me let me

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and tell you this. My name is Lawrence.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I work on a different floor from you,

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<v Speaker 1>but I wanted to give you a call you It's

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<v Speaker 1>been brought to my attention a lot of people are

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<v Speaker 1>a little um edgy right now, you know. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're you're in the cubicle that most of the

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<v Speaker 1>people around your cubicle are starting to be a little

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<v Speaker 1>worried because they're saying that, you know, you're you're coughing

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<v Speaker 1>a lot and you know. Yeah, So I mean, let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask some right, Okay, do you think that you

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<v Speaker 1>need to maybe be tested? Sit? So what I don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>You are talking about this? Damn uh? What's it called coronavirus?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do you do you do you think you

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<v Speaker 1>need to be tested? Do I think I think you need? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, right, let me hold on listen. I know

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<v Speaker 1>the world's in a frenzy, but everybody don't got the coronavirus. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a cold, I'm a little stuffy, but nonetheless,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm taking their food and taking care of myself,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need to be tested for anything. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>do you do you think it's possible maybe you need

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<v Speaker 1>to be self quarantined? And Lauren Laurence, Honey, I think

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<v Speaker 1>you are stepping onto us right now. Okay, um that

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<v Speaker 1>that's very inappropriate. I don't know who put you up

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<v Speaker 1>to this, but nonetheless, I think you're really stepping on

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<v Speaker 1>This has got to be like hip or something like

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<v Speaker 1>what is this? Okay, like coronavirus. So let me just

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<v Speaker 1>say this to you. We I've talked to everybody on

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<v Speaker 1>that floor that you work on. All right, I've talked

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked to Darlene, all right, I've talked to what's

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<v Speaker 1>the other girl? Her name is Loretta. I think after

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<v Speaker 1>I've spoken with Loretta. Loretta, Look, what do you say? Okay, here,

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<v Speaker 1>let me let me, let me, let me, let me

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<v Speaker 1>say this. You got one more call and they and

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna put you out of the building. You got listen, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Laurence's right. My name is Lawrence. I'm on the eighth floor. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the eighth for so you're not even an

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<v Speaker 1>hr can even be coming at me like this. But

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<v Speaker 1>but but but you know what we tried. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know where y'all get off coming at me like that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll not get paid enough for nobody to be testing

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<v Speaker 1>me by my personal business, Okay, y'all really y'all twisted

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<v Speaker 1>always this job. Y'all got me all the way. Okay, okay, look,

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<v Speaker 1>let me let me go and say this here. You

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<v Speaker 1>act like this your personal business. It's our business. When

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<v Speaker 1>you start coughing all over the building. And we're going

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<v Speaker 1>in the country going through what is going through right now,

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<v Speaker 1>what the world is going through, So you gotta understand

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<v Speaker 1>that we go through. I don't give a damn what

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<v Speaker 1>the world is going through. I'm going through my own. Okay, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm got two kids. I was very hard. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>single mother, and I'm out here during the dust. I care.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a call and I still bring my everyday

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll be on time for anybody to be coming

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<v Speaker 1>at me like that. That is this wastful. Okay. I

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<v Speaker 1>put in ten years at this job and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>give a damn. Y'all got me messed up. Now, I

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<v Speaker 1>need to speak to your higher right, who is your boss? Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say it one more time.

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<v Speaker 1>You got one more cough and you that's it. Ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nobody get time. It's hard to me like that, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dress through this mother and talk Joe. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care who are you talking to to. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know who you think you're talking to, but you got

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<v Speaker 1>me all the way messed up. Okay, let's stay here. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a damn corona? Bright was you need

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<v Speaker 1>to bring me a corona? Because you're stressing me out?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now? Okay, I work too hard for this. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be on time for w I don't not call

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<v Speaker 1>us other people be you know, doing, take it as

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<v Speaker 1>long as smoke, breakless, and I'll do what I do. Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh see that is right there? That's it right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you did you just call? Forget? Did you just call? Listen? Brill?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just did you just cough? Yes? I just called.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta call. I got no damper run up by?

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<v Speaker 1>You know where? Anybody? What you wish? Your boss? Who's

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<v Speaker 1>your boy? Who's up my boss? Tommy? Is? Is my

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<v Speaker 1>higher up? Tommy? Yeah? Tommy is? Tommy is the person

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<v Speaker 1>that's over me? What what Tommy? I don't know? No Timmy?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>Darle and Loretta got me to prank full call you

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<v Speaker 1>listen listen, listen, listen. Bale, Darley and Darley and Loretta

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<v Speaker 1>got me to prank phone call you. Your girls is

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<v Speaker 1>in the cubicles with you. Got me the prank cane cut.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm gonna kill them. Oh god, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going They told me they say mess with her

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<v Speaker 1>about her cold. I was like, all right, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>give it to me. I wait till you guys got

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<v Speaker 1>this on your show. Is Oh my god, why was

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<v Speaker 1>I'm over here fighting this cold trying to pay by

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<v Speaker 1>their struggling, Like, oh my god, I can't believe you'll

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<v Speaker 1>got me like this on the radio. I got you, baby, girl?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me this? What's the bad? And this? And I

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<v Speaker 1>mean the baddest radio show in the land. What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>The show? Now, go take you some night weere or

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<v Speaker 1>some music? Next? Is something here? Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I got custed out smooth this time. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>got skills, very talented just at the time right now

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<v Speaker 1>telling me yeah. And then she coughed in the mill

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<v Speaker 1>talking to me. You know, I had to eat up

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<v Speaker 1>with that one. What was that there? Right? That's it

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<v Speaker 1>right there? Your colling? Oh my goodness, Oh you can't

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<v Speaker 1>tell you can't tell me with somebody coughing, y'all don't

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<v Speaker 1>be looking at him now when you walk around in public.

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<v Speaker 1>So when somebody called at you looking at yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like you can't work drafting. When we're gonna pull right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm no longer hungry. Five this weekend with the Nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your tickets there on sale right now. The Woman

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<v Speaker 1>Odds Center laying in the cut is April Fools. That

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<v Speaker 1>is Arlington Improv, Dallas for a word, Baby one night

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<v Speaker 1>only Wednesday night. Come get your food on with the

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew and then Daton, Ohio that is April third and fourth.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be a date in Ohio and the Funny Bone.

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<v Speaker 1>I will so get your tickets right now with the

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<v Speaker 1>Funny Bone and date. No, I've never been there before,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm excited about coming to Dayton. A time to laugh,

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<v Speaker 1>that is Bishop T. D. Jake's a time to laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>and the Love It d C. So y'all get ready,

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<v Speaker 1>and a time to be clean as they clean comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>I can go both ways on that. No, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you don't do that. Coming up next Strawberry letters,

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