Speaker 1: I bought the cheapest toilet paper just to kind of
Speaker 1: I felt like, I was like, it can't be that
Speaker 1: bad if it's mild, because I'm right now.
Speaker 2: I'm just I know, Jack, time you've been to an
Speaker 2: elementary school like that, well, I mean, for legal reasons,
Speaker 2: that's a hard question for an answer, I'm not allowed
Speaker 2: to answer that. Yeah, no, that's so for a church,
Speaker 2: I feel like they have like some of the worst.
Speaker 2: I have a big day. I got a big day,
Speaker 2: So for me, it's for David. You know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Ain't it ain't it ain't institution Jesus dude.
Speaker 1: The amount I look like I'm in blood sport, like
Speaker 1: I'm Van dam wrapping my knuckles with it because it's
Speaker 1: I do so much for it to maintain its structural
Speaker 1: integrity that I'm like, what the fuck have I done.
Speaker 1: I'm using more of this shitty one than I would
Speaker 1: the good ones.
Speaker 2: I'm just finding that balance.
Speaker 3: And using the bidet. You're like a brand new a
Speaker 3: kid who's never smoked a cigarette before. You're not used
Speaker 3: to the horrors of toilet papers, so I'm sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been.
Speaker 1: I've been on that bid day life for years now,
Speaker 1: so like I've always been pretty loosey goosey with my
Speaker 1: toilet paper because again, it ain't for it ain't hard,
Speaker 1: it ain't for the that ain't the job of it.
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, there's like two ply three ply, like
Speaker 2: one is bad, and then there's like, you know, we're
Speaker 2: getting into decimals. Yeah, but then it's like Department of Corrections.
Speaker 3: It's measure, sand paper, grit or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, like honestly, like free napkins from the fast
Speaker 2: food restaurant. Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: stretched out napkins, it's unfolded naps. No, I'm saying these
Speaker 2: are that napkins are better than whatever the fuck I
Speaker 2: got is like this looks like tracing papers like went
Speaker 2: on ozempic.
Speaker 3: Just designed to immediately put your hand all the way through.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, it's spider webs. Our toilet paper is
Speaker 2: made of spider wet. Oh, Hello the Internet, and welcome
Speaker 2: to season three, eighty eight, Episode three of Dirt eieys.
Speaker 2: Hi guys. It's a production of iHeart Radio, and it's
Speaker 2: a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
Speaker 2: shared consciousness. Oh good, put the towel back over it.
Speaker 2: Never mind, nobody's cleaned this steam room in decades. Is
Speaker 2: the shit grown on the walls, it's spiderwebs. It is Wednesday,
Speaker 2: May fourteenth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's National Decency Day. Wouldn't know anything about that.
Speaker 1: In this country. National dance like a Chicken Day, National
Speaker 1: Buttermilk Biscuit Day, National Reception is day, National Underground America Day.
Speaker 2: I thought that was for like backpack hip hop, but
Speaker 2: I don't think it is. No, it is that splunkers. No,
Speaker 2: it's for people who have are into some form of
Speaker 2: underground architecture across North America. Okay, so people who literally
Speaker 2: like build subterranean homes like some crofton chat. I feel
Speaker 2: like that's that's a great that's a YouTube rabbit hole
Speaker 2: that you could disappear down. Oh so to speak, no
Speaker 2: pun intended. There you go. So Jesus Christ, you New
Speaker 2: York Times framed from auditioning for NPR and you're nailing it.
Speaker 2: Damn we'll shout out to all those things. Guys were
Speaker 2: almost through May. I feel like this is what once
Speaker 2: May is through. I've blamed everything up to this point
Speaker 2: on the the month and year, and I think once
Speaker 2: May is done. June's gonna be our our month. Guys.
Speaker 1: They say June bloom is part of the thing here,
Speaker 1: so you know, let's hope that doesn't actually apply to
Speaker 1: our existence.
Speaker 2: My name is Jack O'Brien, aka you. You claim that
Speaker 2: I peed, but I said it's wood or ice? But
Speaker 2: I said it's wood ice. That one courtesy of Lacaroni
Speaker 2: on the Discord piss lyric specialist. Hell yeah, hell yeah,
Speaker 2: hell yeah. Uh huh. It's like one of those artists
Speaker 2: that just has their very specific thing ed.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right. Lacaroni is the ed RuSHA of the rockco.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the rockco rocoss Aks.
Speaker 2: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co
Speaker 2: host mister Miles Gray.
Speaker 1: Hey, Miles Gray Gay, the Lord of Lankersim. You know
Speaker 1: me as a showgun with no gun. I'm still out
Speaker 1: here in the valley, just just prowl in the streets
Speaker 1: in ninety eight degree heat. It was actually really nice
Speaker 1: this weekend that we had such a massive heat.
Speaker 2: With Yeah, yeah, yeah, not bad. Yeah, keeping it simple.
Speaker 2: Do you plan to dance like a chicken today to
Speaker 2: honor the holiday?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I almost Yeah, I think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dance like a chicken on National Dance Like a Chicken Day.
Speaker 2: Most would describe my dancing as foul. So yes, I
Speaker 2: so to speak, no intended, miles. We're thrilled to be
Speaker 2: joined in air. Third No More is very funny comedian actor, writer,
Speaker 2: improviser who's special spiritually filthy? Uh is very funny and
Speaker 2: you ought to go check it out right now after
Speaker 2: this episode. Not right now, but like soon, it's more.
Speaker 2: What's up? And we did just sneak it on more.
Speaker 2: I didn't tell him he was gonna be on the episode,
Speaker 2: so we just scared him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, jesus, I just had one of those hot couch naps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, from before you went to sleep on the couch
Speaker 2: in a way that doesn't make any sense. Wow, Wow,
Speaker 2: nightmare that ends abruptly and you're like that even mean,
Speaker 2: that's fucking weird. Great to have you here more. How
Speaker 2: are you doing Heck?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing great, you guys, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: It's like to be back. Yeah. How you dealing with
Speaker 2: the heat, dude? We're doing good. I'm I'm loving it.
Speaker 3: I'm a I'm a nighttime boy myself. So being the
Speaker 3: skateboard liaison for this podcast. I did a little night
Speaker 3: skate last night, and as I call them, hot La nights.
Speaker 2: Oh there's nothing better. Just sip in that ocean Spray
Speaker 2: Cranberry listening to dreams Basley Wood Max.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just longboarding down into So you were longboard No.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 3: But that dude, the ocean spray guy, very powerful?
Speaker 2: Is he okay? Now? Like I don't think he's doing.
Speaker 1: Do you always worry about those people who get like that,
Speaker 1: like huge focus from the internet for like two weeks
Speaker 1: and then you're like, did they survive? That?
Speaker 3: Dude that the everybody's gonna be famous for fifteen minutes
Speaker 3: needs to be changed to eleven seconds?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, yea, or yeah, six seconds from the
Speaker 1: days of vine.
Speaker 2: I'll be pure bliss in his eyes while drinking what
Speaker 2: I have to assume was an incredibly large Cranberry vodka. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just just so much joy. He was on the top
Speaker 2: of the on top of the world at that moment.
Speaker 1: He was reservation docs. He he was on reservation dogs,
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, he made an appearance in rest So
Speaker 1: I think he's that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Nice dude.
Speaker 3: Well, he had the charisma, like I could see him
Speaker 3: parlaying that into a career.
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, hell yeah. Look Nathan Appadocca, dude, we
Speaker 2: salute you. That's Nathan Apodaca, dog faced two eight bro incredible,
Speaker 2: Well mort thrilled to have you here. We're gonna get
Speaker 2: to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 2: we are going to tell the listeners a couple of
Speaker 2: things we're talking about. We are going to talk about
Speaker 2: why all these fascists want to be artists. What is it?
Speaker 2: We got another one, another, another one. They all have
Speaker 2: visions of being musicians, of being I think a Donald
Speaker 2: Trump's case was probably like stand up comedian slash yeah show.
Speaker 2: I think he I bet he loves Rickles. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: I be.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's like I get it done that
Speaker 1: because yeah, just you're just terrible to people on a stage.
Speaker 2: Just reduced it down to that. That was Rickles just
Speaker 2: be a dick to everybody all the time.
Speaker 3: It's that's how all those dudes process Wrickles. They think, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the exactly. Oh I'm an asshole. I should probably
Speaker 3: stand up.
Speaker 2: Also, I have hatred in my heart. Yeah yeah, uh
Speaker 2: so we'll talk about that as well as sampling an
Speaker 2: incredible l P from one of these guys.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of tracks that on one cat they
Speaker 1: pulled another one of his tracks. There's there's two tracks
Speaker 1: plus the debut video. There's a lot, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of material this guy.
Speaker 2: Just like what if like a right wing Trump person
Speaker 2: had only ever listened to like future And who is he?
Speaker 2: Kind of SoundCloud? He's kind of maybe it's definitely mumble chorush. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know he's he's he's melodic with it. Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Which taking with the Democrats, we will look at the
Speaker 2: hottest new thing in game shows, which is basically squid Game.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's not Squig Game, the game show on Netflix.
Speaker 2: It's Squig Game like but for real because it's mister
Speaker 2: Beast and he is above the law and incredibly famous
Speaker 2: and can just get away with whatever he wants. All
Speaker 2: of that plenty more. But first mort we do like
Speaker 2: to ask our guest, what is something from your search history?
Speaker 2: Search history, you guys.
Speaker 3: I hate to say it, but I'm still looking at
Speaker 3: a small convertibles and I just checked out a BMWZ
Speaker 3: three that's forty two dollars, and then I had to
Speaker 3: look up what a rebuilt title means and I don't
Speaker 3: think I should buy that car?
Speaker 2: What is a rebuilt title? It's worse than salvage? Jesus?
Speaker 2: What's that? No? So, yeah, what does that mean exactly?
Speaker 3: I think it just means that the car was entirely destroyed.
Speaker 3: I don't know how they got this thing. Look, it's
Speaker 3: so amazing, but the car looks goddamn great. But yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what they say, if it's too good to
Speaker 3: be true, then it's probably great, right, isn't that?
Speaker 2: Oh? I see. It's when a car was previously deemed
Speaker 2: a total loss by an insurance company and then given
Speaker 2: a salvage title, but was later repaired and deemed road worthy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: hell yeah, road worthy is all I need to hear. Seaworthy,
Speaker 2: road worthy, James worthy. They opened their sales pitch with
Speaker 2: have you ever heard of the thought experiment? The ship
Speaker 2: of theseus? So this was a total ship? Is it
Speaker 2: even really that same car? Way?
Speaker 3: So it defies philosophy.
Speaker 2: Let me just sit down with you for good forty
Speaker 2: five minutes.
Speaker 1: So is it the same car? Yeah, it's the same
Speaker 1: fucked up car actually.
Speaker 2: But so you got your eye on a small little
Speaker 2: convertible yeah, I want a convertible hot rod coop while
Speaker 2: I live in Lost that I want like a cheap
Speaker 2: little convertible to drive around.
Speaker 3: It just seems fun to me and of the age
Speaker 3: where I'm like, it's definitely a mid life crisis. But again,
Speaker 3: like is it a I've had a crisis before. This
Speaker 3: isn't a crisis. It's like to hobby, a hobby to.
Speaker 2: Mid life jaunt to midlife little adventure. Thank you guys
Speaker 2: for supporting this. Yeah. Man, as someone who just started
Speaker 2: DJing again, I'm not going to shoot on anybody's new
Speaker 2: midlife Yeah, I say the problem is when you work DJing,
Speaker 2: you know it was no. I mean it's funny. I
Speaker 2: always qualify when people like, oh it even up to
Speaker 2: I'm like, I actually started DJing. Like what.
Speaker 1: So many people go, oh, I'm so sorry for your wife,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I'm like, actually, you guys, said DJ Vinyl, like, they
Speaker 2: weren't your friends then they weren't your friends. You don't
Speaker 2: need friends like that, we're your only friends.
Speaker 1: But I need my mother. She says it the most.
Speaker 1: Your mom is like, oh my god. Again, of all.
Speaker 2: The people I know who have tried their hand at
Speaker 2: DJ and you you have earned it, you know music,
Speaker 2: well we have. Actually it makes sense.
Speaker 1: And it's like Daniel DJ, producer editor, Justin DJ and
Speaker 1: then who've also been pivotal.
Speaker 2: In my in my road back to DJ, so shout
Speaker 2: out to them. Also, yeah, yeah, small convert I'm just
Speaker 2: picturing you tearing around the PCH and a small convertible,
Speaker 2: listening to the boys songs about tearing around the PCH
Speaker 2: and a small convertible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, yeah, it's only yeah, it's only fifty surf
Speaker 3: rock for me.
Speaker 2: That's oh yeah.
Speaker 3: What is something he thinks underrated? Hot take, guys, and
Speaker 3: hear me out on this. I believe love is underrated.
Speaker 3: And here's here's what I'll say about it. Let me
Speaker 3: let me finish, Yeah, let me finish. I know this
Speaker 3: is a hot take. It terrible for a comedian to suggest,
Speaker 3: but here's the thing. So love is like saxophone solosm
Speaker 3: So in the eighties every third song had a saxon solo.
Speaker 3: So yeah, and it was awful. So now no one
Speaker 3: uses saxophone in popular music at all, but they forget
Speaker 3: about like John Coltrane and shit right, like saxophones music
Speaker 3: and the same thing happened to hit Right, they talked
Speaker 3: about love and everybody hates hippies. So now we've all
Speaker 3: decided that love is annoying, right exactly. But what Twitter
Speaker 3: is is what human interaction becomes. If there's no love,
Speaker 3: it's just neo Nazis and nerds screaming at each other.
Speaker 2: On an infinity each other. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So I'm I'm I'm turning it around here. I'm taking
Speaker 3: a stand. We need a little bit of in this world.
Speaker 2: Oh I love that. Yeah, I hard disagree. What's something
Speaker 2: you think is boo take? What is something you thinks overrated?
Speaker 3: Waking up early I think is absolute bullshit. I think
Speaker 3: every evil, especially when you consider like corporations and the
Speaker 3: laws that have created them to support them just to
Speaker 3: be money eating machines that exploit people, all of that
Speaker 3: stuff was created by people who were awake before six am.
Speaker 2: I guarantee it. Yeah, they've been doing all that work
Speaker 2: while we're sleeping in. Yeah. Does they invented AI while
Speaker 2: we were sleeping in?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 2: Dude? Does it count if they're on cocaine the night
Speaker 2: before and are merely just up before.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, the cocaine people actually just want to
Speaker 3: be normal late night people, but they're not allowed to
Speaker 3: be who they are. It's like you with the DJing Miles, there.
Speaker 2: Was some period and by the way, have you tried cocaine? Hey,
Speaker 2: that's what this djings? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, if you don't live your dream, then you decide, ah, shit,
Speaker 3: all right, I guess I gotta do a bunch of
Speaker 3: cocaine and start a business.
Speaker 2: You don't want to start a business. You want to
Speaker 2: be a poet.
Speaker 3: You just don't think it's acceptable socially because you're your dad.
Speaker 2: You don't have to think a bunch of money. And
Speaker 2: you've like sort of completely mischaracterized the connection between you
Speaker 2: being on a cokehaive, like this is the person I'm
Speaker 2: supposed to be. Yeah, yeah, all the sayings about like
Speaker 2: time of day, I feel like we're invented by people
Speaker 2: who sucked shit. It's like the early bird gets the worm.
Speaker 2: The I have heard I think the first place I
Speaker 2: heard the quote like nobody nothing good ever happens after
Speaker 2: one am in the morning. I think I heard that
Speaker 2: on Cops when I was like a kid, Like I've
Speaker 2: heard it since then from people just being like, I
Speaker 2: go to sleep at a reasonable hour. Nothing good ever
Speaker 2: happens after one am. And yeah, it's just fucking a
Speaker 2: bunch of cops telling us when our bedtimes are. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: a bunch of fucking cops.
Speaker 3: And I'll say so, I have attention deficit disorder, just
Speaker 3: like every other person under fifty. And what Apparently there's
Speaker 3: this theory called the night watcher theory.
Speaker 2: You guys heard of this, no?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Supposedly, the theory is that people that have ADHD
Speaker 3: are descendants of the people back in the day and
Speaker 3: the tribe who were tasked to stay awake and survey
Speaker 3: the horizon. Which is why I feel most comfortable watching
Speaker 3: an action movie at like four am.
Speaker 2: I feel like.
Speaker 3: I'm like what I meant and which is also why
Speaker 3: when everything was on fire out here, when I had
Speaker 3: to stay up all night and keep an eye on
Speaker 3: that app that told us whether or not we needed
Speaker 3: to leave the area, that was my super Bowl. Like,
Speaker 3: I've never felt more of use in my life.
Speaker 2: This is what I was built for. By the way,
Speaker 2: you're very comfortable watching an action movie at three in
Speaker 2: the morning, and like, that's what was happening with your
Speaker 2: descendants I feel like they were bad, bad guards because
Speaker 2: they were just sitting there watching as people were being
Speaker 2: murdered and killed. Shit, your ancestors were like, yo, just
Speaker 2: on this side, weren't.
Speaker 3: You cooking a popcorn on the stove and world Star
Speaker 3: or whatever?
Speaker 2: I do you have any more? Butter off? Guys? The
Speaker 2: raiders are here, the ship that would have been so
Speaker 2: tight and bullet time? What is bullet? What are bullets? Even?
Speaker 3: Is Joe PESHI for a little comedic relief that people
Speaker 3: just flodd.
Speaker 2: I have notice when I get really bad sleep sometimes
Speaker 2: and I'm very tired the next day, I actually have
Speaker 2: like a peace of mind that I don't normally have
Speaker 2: because I think my brain can only like focus. Like
Speaker 2: there's this theory that I've heard when people like talk
Speaker 2: about SNL, Like the reason they have like such like
Speaker 2: the way they write SNL is like they stay up
Speaker 2: like all night and like try and write the whole
Speaker 2: show in like two days, and like the theory is
Speaker 2: that that's when your brain is like too tired to
Speaker 2: like edit to you know, edit itself, and then you
Speaker 2: get like weird ideas coming out. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 2: I have a version of that, where like if I
Speaker 2: stay up really late and like don't have good sleep
Speaker 2: and I'm super tired, I actually just feel peaceful. It's
Speaker 2: it's also like, I, you know, I don't drink anymore.
Speaker 2: But there are studies into lack of sleep that it's like,
Speaker 2: you know, when you haven't slept, you like, if you're
Speaker 2: going on three hours of sleep, that's the equivalent of
Speaker 2: like having two drinks. And these are studies that aren't
Speaker 2: saying like and that's cool. They're saying like, don't drive
Speaker 2: if you haven't slept. But my takeaway is like, all right, man,
Speaker 2: that's why I feel pretty good. So the closest I
Speaker 2: get to two drinks anymore in my life, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like not I don't have the energy to
Speaker 3: be anxious or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that's right. Yeah, my brain is like, we
Speaker 2: don't have the energy to fucking worry about that today.
Speaker 2: Let's just look at what is directly in front of us.
Speaker 2: Let's get let's get back to work on that open
Speaker 2: my stand up set. That's right. Hell yeah, all right, Well,
Speaker 2: let's uh take a quick break and we'll come back
Speaker 2: and we will talk about some noos. We'll be right
Speaker 2: back and we're back. Mmm, and we another day, another
Speaker 2: story about a right wing person who is trying to
Speaker 2: have a music career. Where else have we seen this
Speaker 2: mouth everywhere? Fucking everywhere?
Speaker 1: There's so we talk about Maga singers, Maga rappers, Maga
Speaker 1: writer like Shapiro wanted to be a writer, and so
Speaker 1: many writer Yeah boring, what's this David Boring or Jeremy
Speaker 1: Boring from the day dare people.
Speaker 2: He's also like a failed Hollywood guy. There's so many Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Failure people like in the right wing And shout out
Speaker 1: to that one guy though, who was pretty gracious, who
Speaker 1: was at that Maga fashion show who we were critiquing
Speaker 1: their performance, and he would DM me and be like,
Speaker 1: I saw I've heard about you mentioned me on the Dailygeist,
Speaker 1: and you know, I think, yeah, yeah, the guy who
Speaker 1: was like a dancer sing and we're like your lip
Speaker 1: sync track went off. He's like, I wasn't lip syncing.
Speaker 1: I'm like okay, okay, and that's okay and that yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He DMed me, He DMed me and I and I
Speaker 1: did not reply.
Speaker 2: But this guy, we got a new one. Now.
Speaker 1: This the spotlight is now in Michigan State Representative Josh Schreiver.
Speaker 1: He is technically a state legislator, but he was stripped
Speaker 1: of his literal physical office staff and committee assignments when
Speaker 1: he just started posting a bunch of awful racist shit
Speaker 1: on Twitter. And also not to mention, all of his
Speaker 1: politics are just generally just abhorrent, like he's anti gay,
Speaker 1: anti choice. He said he's like anti porn because it's heroinner.
Speaker 1: So he said, it's like heroin or something. I don't know,
Speaker 1: he you know, if the targeted by this stuff exactly,
Speaker 1: and it's probably not whatever pornography does to your subconscious
Speaker 1: that you're trying to suppress, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's probably unrelated.
Speaker 1: But anyway, basically it seems like having no other task
Speaker 1: in the state legislature aside for like literally all he
Speaker 1: can do is just raise his hand to cast a vote.
Speaker 1: That's don't even fucking talk, dude. What do you got
Speaker 1: to say? Is it yay or nay?
Speaker 2: Full and don't say yay yay again to try and
Speaker 2: get your rection. No, yay, your nay, Oh fine, yay.
Speaker 2: He's working, I guess full time now on his SoundCloud wrapping.
Speaker 1: And if you didn't know, you must have missed his
Speaker 1: debut video last year called I Kissed a Boy and
Speaker 1: I liked. Wait no, it was actually called The Conservative Code.
Speaker 1: And this video again, it's like some fucking like hype.
Speaker 1: It feels like he may have been raised on like
Speaker 1: hype Williams videos because it got kind of a cinematic
Speaker 1: intro where he's in a coffee shop and then like
Speaker 1: gets a phone call and like that takes the.
Speaker 2: News from the news. Here is it's the news, Hey,
Speaker 2: it's the news. You got a second, bud.
Speaker 1: So Here he's in the coffee shop, sitting down. The
Speaker 1: dorkiest ring tone ever, this.
Speaker 2: Is yeah, while you're being reported as the most conservative
Speaker 2: lawmaker in Michigan. Honestly, the best thing would be for
Speaker 2: me to just show you. Okay, show me.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna cut forward. This is where he talks
Speaker 1: about the conservative coke.
Speaker 2: Does it make sense? Avaluate?
Speaker 1: The don't sense, dude.
Speaker 2: His he has zero drifts, zero like his selection security.
Speaker 2: He's like wrapping into the microcaper, into the camera with
Speaker 2: his eyes closed, like not not in a not in
Speaker 2: the way of like somebody who's really feeling what they're singing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in the way of somebody who can't make eye contact
Speaker 2: and therefore just like has their eyes closed because they're
Speaker 2: so awkward.
Speaker 1: He's like, if I can't see you, you're not there.
Speaker 1: And I am rapping in my video, my own video,
Speaker 1: and I'm standing on a fine year because like we've
Speaker 1: seen before, like people try and rap and be like,
Speaker 1: my name is Joe, and I'm here to say that
Speaker 1: I call it.
Speaker 2: It's so weird to hear that. But like with like SoundCloud,
Speaker 2: give it up. Like it's like, are you could you
Speaker 2: think you're Cardi or something? Yeah, I'm really bratty tight.
Speaker 3: It's like, dude, if I had to do an impression
Speaker 3: of somebody that only had hip hop described to them
Speaker 3: ten years ago.
Speaker 1: He's even posted He's like, they say I'm racist, I'm
Speaker 1: actually just a white rapper, so go ahead with your attacks.
Speaker 2: He's like, what does that even mean? Wait? Why does
Speaker 2: he think that is why people are calling him racist?
Speaker 1: I No, I think he was saying that his defense
Speaker 1: against being described as a racist is that he's a
Speaker 1: white rapper, which tracks in the mind of a racist
Speaker 1: who would be like, but I'm a white but I'm
Speaker 1: a rapper.
Speaker 2: That's a black thing. Why would I do that if
Speaker 2: I'm I can't be racist if I'm a rapper. Oh,
Speaker 2: he thinks that that's the ultimate trump card, like having
Speaker 2: a black best friend. I guess, but he based on
Speaker 2: this he has no, he doesn't know anybody, but he
Speaker 2: doesn't wear black clothes wearing a bunch of tan colored ship.
Speaker 2: He just dropped a fucking new LP. Yeah that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're going full. It's actually kind of a concept album
Speaker 2: if you listen to it. Yeah, yeah, it is. It is.
Speaker 2: This one is called call on God and My God.
Speaker 2: What this is the the first bar bro it goes off.
Speaker 2: This is ok this is what Drake has brought. I
Speaker 2: feel like, here we go. I just took some pre
Speaker 2: work out.
Speaker 4: I should lift faithfulness replaces down. Okay, okay, I can
Speaker 4: stop myself from doing what I not do. Oh, self
Speaker 4: control is what the Holy spirit will produce.
Speaker 2: Okay, what what do you ought to know? What is
Speaker 2: he fighting? When he says what you ought to fighting?
Speaker 2: His demons? Man? What are those demons? Guy?
Speaker 3: I'm trying not to jack off the.
Speaker 2: Porn he's trying to ye, He's just trying not to
Speaker 2: jack off. Fire up my cove and eyes let down.
Speaker 2: My pastor. Much to his surprise, what was it even rhyme?
Speaker 2: He's He's just it's yeah, man, it's so I just
Speaker 2: took some pre work out, dude. I just think some
Speaker 2: pre workout. I just took some pre workouts. Like I
Speaker 2: could see that being like a Kanye rhyme for like
Speaker 2: from like twenty tens. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2: Then he just goes directly into like Amish Paradise style
Speaker 2: ship where it's like, not the thing you ought to do, me, ezeki,
Speaker 2: make sure we don't check off by watching each other
Speaker 2: through covenant eyes. Has Shorty swallowed me like that whale did? Jonah?
Speaker 3: My man, Jesus nail up on the cross. It's also
Speaker 3: like it borrows from country music where they just named
Speaker 3: like pop country, where they just name things that they're doing.
Speaker 3: How like I got a dog in a truck or whatever.
Speaker 3: This guy everything before.
Speaker 2: Dinner in a truck. This is I think, Jack.
Speaker 1: You pointed out a little section around the one minute
Speaker 1: mark that you felt was really going hard.
Speaker 2: I actually kind of like this, Okay, let's jump to
Speaker 2: this it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Josh, what the actually, I know you're talking about
Speaker 1: the part before I think he goes I might have
Speaker 1: to go a cappella.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's what he does. It's okay.
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sir, that's okay. I got for that to
Speaker 2: be a cappella. Okay, rock appella.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the people who sang though We're in
Speaker 1: the world. Is Carmen san Diego theme song rock appella? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's not it's it's not great. This is another
Speaker 1: one on Wancett. They were like the place that he's
Speaker 1: like hosting the album. He's like, I keep when he
Speaker 1: released LP, he said on Twitter quote, I've given a
Speaker 1: lot of thought to releasing this album on mainstream platforms,
Speaker 1: but that went out the window when I came across some.
Speaker 2: Other fucking platform I've never heard of called untitled.
Speaker 1: He's like, this is by far the best, but you
Speaker 1: can't really like download or it's really hard to use.
Speaker 1: I guess so someone who is that Robin Panaki Wancett
Speaker 1: just recorded it with her phone off, like playing off
Speaker 1: the computer. This is another track called Jesus Wept Oh oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Grass in April done.
Speaker 4: Unless I'm thankful separating my station connected to.
Speaker 2: The I am is this can't get us a takedown.
Speaker 1: I mean only from christ you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: because it's not like this guy's on a label. The
Speaker 1: only label, yeah he's rocking is Nazi, but yeah, this
Speaker 1: is uh yeah, it's just.
Speaker 2: Again he's like the all he do.
Speaker 1: He like the last thing he was really in the
Speaker 1: news for was trying to ban gay marriage, and there
Speaker 1: was like a shut up, you barely even have office anymore,
Speaker 1: and he's like, fine.
Speaker 2: Think, here's my new rap album I've been working on.
Speaker 3: This is a Kyle Mooney character.
Speaker 2: That is exactly who it is.
Speaker 5: Or Jesus, I might just go off on you think
Speaker 5: he's probably drank Lean just to like hell, you know
Speaker 5: he's never tried you drink Miles.
Speaker 2: No, he's not worthy arts.
Speaker 1: Rather than use the measuring cup on Nike will he
Speaker 1: free swug at once, He did a free swig without
Speaker 1: measuring it and he called that lean and.
Speaker 2: That's started like leaning over me in the couch a
Speaker 2: little bit. He had a long nap. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I don't think he's doing it like correctly, but I
Speaker 2: think he has tried. I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm saying you have to get prometheasy like Lean, you
Speaker 1: have to get a prescription for you have to know
Speaker 1: the plug to get lean unless you have it prescribed.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He he is directly opposed to every aspect of hip
Speaker 3: hop culture, every part of it. That's why he sounds
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Part of this also feels like a door that Kanye
Speaker 1: West has opened up with his like Jesus weird, problematic
Speaker 1: Jesus pivot. But I'm also a Nazi at the same time,
Speaker 1: But I'm also saying praise Christ that like it's like
Speaker 1: there's like this weird lane now for Nazis to also
Speaker 1: praise Christ and Hitler at the same time.
Speaker 2: The point because I was.
Speaker 3: Thinking, like, oh, maybe this is a little bit innovative
Speaker 3: because no one's done that before. But there's no way
Speaker 3: that this person is capable of any artistic innovation.
Speaker 1: So you're absolutely right, even progressive takes or just copy
Speaker 1: and paste bullshit from the right wingers.
Speaker 2: There's a quote going around on Twitter. The Youngian psychologist
Speaker 2: Marie Luise von Franz wrote, people who have a creative
Speaker 2: side and do not live it out our most disagreeable clients,
Speaker 2: they make them out and out of a mole hill
Speaker 2: fuss about unnecessary things. Are too passionately in love with
Speaker 2: somebody who is not worth so much attention, not so
Speaker 2: on that is so harge, there's like just sitting back
Speaker 2: being like you're into her, setting down she's not that great.
Speaker 2: And this is part I like there's a kind of
Speaker 2: floating charge of energy in them which is not attached
Speaker 2: to its right object and therefore tends to apply exaggerated
Speaker 2: dynamism to the wrong situation, which I think is an
Speaker 2: interesting way to look at these people. It does suggest
Speaker 2: that they had some higher artistic purpose, which I don't
Speaker 2: think is necessarily true here. I think it's like a
Speaker 2: version of that where I could have been a great artist.
Speaker 2: Is like a idea that is like for a narcissist
Speaker 2: to just like fixate on that idea, like it's just
Speaker 2: so comfortable and like spacious and like you never have
Speaker 2: to really test it and so like, you know, you
Speaker 2: just like the idea that you're like special, like that
Speaker 2: I think everybody has when they're like children, and then
Speaker 2: like the process of becoming an adult is like oh,
Speaker 2: we're all like part of a whole. Or you could
Speaker 2: stay a narcissist and like find a place to just
Speaker 2: you know, be like I'm actually I am spent. I'm
Speaker 2: actually the greatest artist. I'm a I'm a generational talent,
Speaker 2: and that's pretty I just took some pre workout. It's
Speaker 2: pretty hard to crack that because art is subjective, and
Speaker 2: so they just get to sit back and you know,
Speaker 2: believe that they're a generational talent. And it's a great
Speaker 2: place for a narcissist to just like chill out and
Speaker 2: let their narcissism go unchallenged, which is.
Speaker 3: Why they can't ever make it to like actual artistic heights,
Speaker 3: because true art requires like constant humbling basically, like actual
Speaker 3: artistry involves it's almost all failure, and when you're a narcissist,
Speaker 3: you cannot experience failure, so you just walk away and
Speaker 3: pretend like but I think everybody, like everybody's creative in
Speaker 3: some way, and that doesn't mean they're good at it,
Speaker 3: like children's finger paint. It doesn't mean that they are
Speaker 3: fucking great at it. But the thing is that these people,
Speaker 3: I believe, because they can't stand any sort of femininity,
Speaker 3: which is required for balanced expression, get they get that
Speaker 3: like fucking abused out of them real quick, so that
Speaker 3: this happens.
Speaker 2: You know, this is a very unbalanced person.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, meanwhile, you fire up your fucking your audacity
Speaker 1: screaming into the mic.
Speaker 2: I just took some pre workout and go call what
Speaker 2: the fucking bars. That's what he's thinking. He's like, yes,
Speaker 2: that's where he sees this going. Yeah. Yeah, he's like,
Speaker 2: I'm already I'm a hot ninety seven. I'm talking to
Speaker 2: funk Flex some pre workout. We call all the fucking bars. Yes,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you, funk Flex. You saw me, you
Speaker 2: saw me. Yeah, it's again.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: They will continue to just kind of keep doing this
Speaker 2: whole thing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that is a good point about, like, truly,
Speaker 1: like anyone who does anything creative, the like, whenever you're inspired,
Speaker 1: it's because you see someone.
Speaker 2: Who is so on their game.
Speaker 1: You're like, bro, I'm not even close to this, and
Speaker 1: that inspires you to be like I have something to
Speaker 1: like direct me a little bit more creatively, Like I'm
Speaker 1: inspired by the fact that I've been humbled in the
Speaker 1: presence of this this person's art, and it's not to
Speaker 1: be like I'm gonna hang it up.
Speaker 2: It's like, damn, that's dope.
Speaker 1: They're They're fucking so many other levels I can hit creatively,
Speaker 1: and I want I'm chasing that. But yeah, if it's
Speaker 1: like I got it all figured out, Okay, I just
Speaker 1: took some pre workout, then yeah, fine, for sure.
Speaker 2: This guy is like, my rap's pretty easy, Like, which
Speaker 2: is it was such a profound misunderstanding. He's just as
Speaker 2: good as Cardi. Yeah, yeah, what if I said for real,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be for real? You're like, Okay. He just
Speaker 2: starts releasing Cardi songs and being like, I can't I
Speaker 2: came up with that. Yeah, he's like in Detroit a
Speaker 2: Milli Rock. Hello, You're like Detroit you Milli Rock? Hold On?
Speaker 2: Is that Magnolia by Playboy Cardi? But you just yeah,
Speaker 2: I hear he says in a song when I see
Speaker 2: you guaranteed to be an ICU. He's claiming that he
Speaker 2: said mad Hose asked Beavis, I get nothing, butt head?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: Is that that's big l styles?
Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta pitch for him. That that is
Speaker 3: better than anything he'll come up with, which is his
Speaker 3: wop is a white ass politician.
Speaker 1: That's a hit, dude. Yeahs. But then he's but in
Speaker 1: the video, he's like dressing all sexy and thought he
Speaker 1: like Cardi did. He's like I'm that white ass politician.
Speaker 1: They're like, wait, what.
Speaker 2: He's trying to tour? Okaysh, all right, let's take a
Speaker 2: quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back,
Speaker 2: and we're we're talking about that, guys, because like I think,
Speaker 2: you know, so much of that style of rap is
Speaker 2: about drugs, and like the closest that he has ever
Speaker 2: gotten to drugs is pre workout, which is just caffeine. Yep,
Speaker 2: it's just like caffeine that people they work out. His
Speaker 2: lean is pre workout. His lean is pre workout. Let me, man,
Speaker 2: I just took some pre workout.
Speaker 4: That means that I should lift.
Speaker 2: I guess that means that I should lift. Wait, no,
Speaker 2: what do you mean? Don't you take? Is that what
Speaker 2: it means? Or did you drink the pre workout? I
Speaker 2: should lift? Also, at no point does he work out.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no, no, he ain't working out.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm gonna work out on this beat. He's
Speaker 2: just working out them thumbs on Twitter.
Speaker 3: He's also got that sort of He's from Michigan, so
Speaker 3: he's got that vaguely Canadian accent, which makes it even
Speaker 3: more embarrassingly white.
Speaker 2: I just took some pre workout work. At least he's
Speaker 2: not doing a black scent. I will give him that.
Speaker 2: He is a little though there is parts. There are
Speaker 2: parts where he tries to put a little swag. He
Speaker 2: just took Jesus swept. Maybe let me hear curse. No free,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna leerve person being.
Speaker 3: The birth surfing.
Speaker 2: No, that's bad, not that, not that that would be
Speaker 2: impressive to actual black people. We see it life, you'll
Speaker 2: have some dips.
Speaker 4: I can stop myself from doing what I.
Speaker 2: Ought not, do you know I want? I bet in
Speaker 2: his mind he's like, Bro, they're not gonna even know
Speaker 2: I'm white.
Speaker 1: Ye, this ship like it truly is like we're saying,
Speaker 1: like this young yat psychologist is talking.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, dude, they won't even know. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: gonna shock everybody when they see the video. Yeah, when
Speaker 2: I take my clan hood off at the concert, they're
Speaker 2: gonna be like, and that was me if they thought
Speaker 2: they thought you thought I was from Compton, but guess no,
Speaker 2: I'm from the Detroit suburbs. All right, should we talk,
Speaker 2: mister beast? Should we talk the most famous person okay,
Speaker 2: currently alive? What's up to? So he did that squid
Speaker 2: Game show, like that was just un ironically, no satire,
Speaker 2: just being like I thought squid Game was cool and
Speaker 2: I'd like to do a squid game And he did
Speaker 2: it on Amazon because we live in Hell, and it
Speaker 2: was like the biggest hit, the Amazon's most watched unscripted
Speaker 2: show with fifty million viewers. Granted, I don't know of
Speaker 2: a single other Amazon show that's unscripted that the thing
Speaker 2: they do. I just don't care if it is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean the only other Amazon original that I can
Speaker 2: be like out loud will be like that failed Lord
Speaker 2: of the Rings thing, And I know there are other
Speaker 2: shows because I know there. Oh in the High Tower
Speaker 2: was that Amazon? Yeah? That was a that was a
Speaker 2: reality coup of Yeah. No, yeah, wasn't that like kind
Speaker 2: of what it's looking like now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know, Yeah, I guess reality. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean this feels like the kind of thing you're like,
Speaker 1: And we're gonna go big with the biggest insufferable fucker
Speaker 1: for mister beast.
Speaker 2: I also do the story about how we were at
Speaker 2: We were staying with my wife's friend and their kids
Speaker 2: were like, do you know mister you live in La
Speaker 2: You met mister Beast, and like all they cared about
Speaker 2: was mister Beast. Missus YaST exploited you, Like, hell, that
Speaker 2: would be so cool. They also they were like, he's
Speaker 2: the richest person in the world. Did you know mister Beast?
Speaker 2: Like it was just it was like one of the
Speaker 2: kids was like the age that where you should be
Speaker 2: obsessed with dinosaurs, and he was just obsessed with mister Beast.
Speaker 1: Some guy named Jimmy from North Carolina who has a
Speaker 1: lot of money. That's come on, what happened to real?
Speaker 1: But I used to look up to fucking Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2: That's right. Well he so he is like for people
Speaker 2: who aren't familiar, a huge YouTuber who like makes people
Speaker 2: do or like offers people big sums of money to
Speaker 2: do a challenge. Yeah, like you in a grocery store
Speaker 2: for seven months straight. Yeah, and another one was really
Speaker 2: pushed on me for many months. Oh may he makes
Speaker 2: four people pay for being poor, that's right, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: in a in a roundabout way, they make them suffer
Speaker 2: even more than it already is suffer.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's the equivalent of being like, I
Speaker 2: bet I get those two guys to fight each other.
Speaker 2: For enough money, right right, right, And so he launched
Speaker 2: a Squig Squid Game inspired reality show. It did well,
Speaker 2: and then Amazon just held their upfront where they like
Speaker 2: announced their upcoming programming, and they announced two more seasons.
Speaker 1: Jesus I started watching the first season out of a
Speaker 1: more big curiosity, and I was just like, this is
Speaker 1: the desper Like it it's really done to really be like,
Speaker 1: how fuck it can I break these people by gangling
Speaker 1: money in front of them, like because or some challenges
Speaker 1: that would like you can get a bunch of money
Speaker 1: if you fuck everyone else over on your team, and
Speaker 1: they just keep upping the stakes to see if someone
Speaker 1: will break that. There's like one dimension of that to
Speaker 1: one of the challenges, And very quickly I was like,
Speaker 1: this is not even interesting. Like I get that there's
Speaker 1: money on the line and you're trying to create some
Speaker 1: tension here, but it really was not that actually interesting
Speaker 1: given the premise and the amount of money on the line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's this this thing that we always I've always
Speaker 3: been afraid of the certain type of rich person whose
Speaker 3: favorite thing is to watch people lose their dignity.
Speaker 2: Right right, what's your problem? That sounds cool to me,
Speaker 2: I'll do anything for eleven grand.
Speaker 3: That's why if you waived any amount of money in
Speaker 3: front of me, i'd fucking I'd live in a bomb
Speaker 3: shelter or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, for seven months straight. So some people were
Speaker 2: a little surprised by this, considering that the first season
Speaker 2: sparked a class action lawsuit from contestants, contestants alleging that
Speaker 2: they had been subjected to chronic mistreatment and sexual harassment
Speaker 2: during the production uh and that they were put in
Speaker 2: dangerous situations. The suit also claims that Beast Games has
Speaker 2: a one hundred million dollar budget. Again, that's a lot
Speaker 2: of money to spend. The show failed to pay minimum
Speaker 2: wages and overtime, failed to prevent sexual harassment, created conditions
Speaker 2: that subjected contestants to infliction of emotional distress. This is
Speaker 2: all in the lawsuit, did not provide participants uninterrupted meal
Speaker 2: breaks or rest breaks, and exposed contestants to dangerous circumstances
Speaker 2: and conditions as a condition of their employment. Oh I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: you have to do this dangerous thing, or you're like,
Speaker 2: it's your choice. You're not going to be on the
Speaker 2: show if you don't do it. But yeah, I feel
Speaker 2: like mister Beasts are like, oh, I'm sorry, you pussies.
Speaker 2: Do you know what squid games is? Do you think
Speaker 2: they gave them little bathroom breaks? It's life or death
Speaker 2: for this cash. Are you in or out? Fuck out
Speaker 2: of here? That's the thing. I'm sure that's like was
Speaker 2: probably the law, just like no, let's let's try and
Speaker 2: keep them going, let's try and get more. And they're like,
Speaker 2: that's illegal now. Because these are people that you are employing.
Speaker 2: You can't just be like no meal for.
Speaker 1: Them, no rest, because it'll make better TV. Then they
Speaker 1: find themselves way better.
Speaker 3: I would only watch mister Beast if the politician from
Speaker 3: our first segment did the theme song.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's I mean, given Jeff bezos pensions to
Speaker 1: please the right, we may.
Speaker 2: Not be too far off ALMOSTO. Do you think this
Speaker 2: is like like dose feel like Bezos ideas too, where
Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, mister Beasts green lighted another two hundred
Speaker 2: million for him for a show, like because he's like
Speaker 2: in his mind he's like I'm the fucking next BA
Speaker 2: Bikers some shit or whatever the fuck like billionaire logic
Speaker 2: where it's like, yeah, you should be glad that we're
Speaker 2: giving them the chance to win this money. Right, you're welcome.
Speaker 2: I think it's what you mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's almost like Bezos is using mister Beast as
Speaker 1: his like conduit for this kind of thing because it's Jeff.
Speaker 1: Because we know Jeff Bezos loves to make poor people
Speaker 1: score him too, So it's probably like, yes, and now
Speaker 1: I have a show, but mister Beast catches all the
Speaker 1: fat now and I get my jolly's from producing it.
Speaker 2: This isn't super surprising. There have been other lawsuits from
Speaker 2: former employees, and he's basically a robber, like a YouTube
Speaker 2: robber baron. He literally started his own company town in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty three. That's always it's always a red flag
Speaker 2: for where somebody's like kind of psyche is headed when
Speaker 2: they just create a place that is surrounded by only employees,
Speaker 2: like a Graceland or a never never Land or you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, and they all never Land ranch.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah. Buying an entire street in North Carolina
Speaker 2: with the intention of moving his staff into the homes.
Speaker 2: I think that's nice.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: Look, he gives us everything. He's a job creator. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: exactly exactly, child creator and child namer because we she
Speaker 2: signed that right over to him when we work for him.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I like he's most popular with children, which
Speaker 2: is kind of a problem because like a for instance,
Speaker 2: one of the episodes in the first season of Mister
Speaker 2: Beast was sponsored by money Lion, the high interest personal
Speaker 2: loan company was all over that first episode. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: that was oh my god. It was just like out
Speaker 2: of nowhere. You're like, okay, we get it. Money Lion
Speaker 2: fuck viewers were encouraged to scan a QR code in
Speaker 2: order to win four point two million dollars in a
Speaker 2: money Line's Lion sweepstakes. And again, these are high interest
Speaker 2: personal loans being targeted at children.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, like, well, if fifty million viewers, probably they
Speaker 1: probably weren't all kids.
Speaker 2: Or people you know, susceptible to that kind of thing, right,
Speaker 2: you know, it's fifty percent between the age of thirteen
Speaker 2: and twenty two, making for a really distressing example of
Speaker 2: how young people can be lured to debt trap loans.
Speaker 2: That is, in many ways, that's what he's trying to prove.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's also as close as they could get to
Speaker 3: calling a place predatory loans incorporated.
Speaker 2: Lion Fucking whatever. Money Lion Money, Lion money, lion, you know,
Speaker 2: the most famous predator. Why what what don't tell me
Speaker 2: you're anti African? Yeah, you hate animals. I get it. God,
Speaker 2: I hate I hate that for you. I hate to
Speaker 2: tell people about that. He also just has like granted,
Speaker 2: I grew up on some fairly shitty toys that were
Speaker 2: from you know, the like he Man, but yeah, kind
Speaker 2: of the those shows like started from the toy and
Speaker 2: like backed out of it, so they weren't that bad.
Speaker 2: Mister Beast has these toys like I don't even know
Speaker 2: what the fuck it is, Like mister Beast Lab Swarms
Speaker 2: Mega Lab Pack, and it's just like little shitty like
Speaker 2: the sorts of little like plastic toys that you would
Speaker 2: like put like get out of one of those like
Speaker 2: machines where you like put a quarter in and like
Speaker 2: spin it and it comes out in like the little
Speaker 2: plastic egg. It's just like six of those.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like leppymeal toys were more disappointing somehow, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like someone was just like in there
Speaker 1: in his like biz dev like department, was like, what
Speaker 1: are some cheap fucking toys we can just like slap
Speaker 1: a mister beet slogan on. They're like, what about these
Speaker 1: like tiny fucker things in a tube and just call
Speaker 1: them mister beasts labs sword.
Speaker 2: Like again what it?
Speaker 1: The way it's even talking is like twelve micro beasts
Speaker 1: inside experiment to create your swarms? What they're little of
Speaker 1: Like ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single.
Speaker 2: Ape exactly, That's exactly what it is. It's getting children
Speaker 2: ready for the economy. Again, he's doing a service.
Speaker 1: So if you have one astro ape and three slurp juices,
Speaker 1: you can create three news for your beast lab.
Speaker 2: Like fuck, got he? What?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: One hundred plus to collect. There's also just question marks
Speaker 2: all over the packaging, which I think they're they're using
Speaker 2: to be like mystery, but in fact just feels like
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this shit?
Speaker 3: They're legally required to put question marks on there because
Speaker 3: they have no act not.
Speaker 2: There's a lawsuit. They're like, you're on here, we don't
Speaker 2: even really understand what the intent of this toy, so
Speaker 2: you know, how can we be held responsible? Yeah, you
Speaker 2: saw the question marks. Also the picture of this dude
Speaker 2: on here, he just looks like the third guy in
Speaker 2: charge at the most boring fraternity on campus, like the
Speaker 2: goatee and the lack of charisma. Is he feels again
Speaker 2: like that fucking like the SoundCloud right wing rapper. I
Speaker 2: feel that's what mister Beast looks like. He's got the
Speaker 2: vibe of like that kid at the college party who's like,
Speaker 2: my dad's a dentist, so I can get a bunch
Speaker 2: of nitrous oxide for this. Yeah. Nobody's like, dude, we
Speaker 2: don't want to do any more night dress.
Speaker 3: And he brings it anyway, and everybod's a huge tank.
Speaker 2: He's like, dude, help me roll this one in. Dude,
Speaker 2: this one was fucking heavy. Bro anyway? Is it cool?
Speaker 2: Fi party with you guys? Like man? I guess like
Speaker 2: that was his way into social life? Is breeding? You
Speaker 2: guys don't know of this guy, No one knows him.
Speaker 2: That's whose house we were at.
Speaker 3: We got to take him to the at him.
Speaker 2: He kept trying to sell me like some like a
Speaker 2: bunch of swarms or something. He just apparently this is
Speaker 2: what I'm reading. It says you use the test tube,
Speaker 2: add water, cap the tube and shake it to accelerate
Speaker 2: the fizz action reaction that reveals the swarms. What the fuck, dude,
Speaker 2: this is nothing. These are shrinky dinks. Yeah, they're the monkeys.
Speaker 2: What are the monkeys that grow? What are the sea monkeys? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sea monkeys. Yeah, well, I mean the kids like my nephews,
Speaker 2: who are you know, twelve and ten? Gladly by this
Speaker 2: guy's like fucking chocolate bars and oh my god, just
Speaker 2: so every the last two halloweens, I was blown away
Speaker 2: by how much of the candy was mister beast candy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh wow, you live in a nice neighborhood, man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: mister beast candy. Yeah, next level dude. Yeah, sorry, man,
Speaker 2: I hate the brag, you know, but heavy flex I
Speaker 2: get that, mister beast candy. You know that tastes like
Speaker 2: a shittier version of a Nesley crunch bar. That's right.
Speaker 2: Well more, it's been such a pleasure having you as
Speaker 2: always on the show. Where can people find you? Follow
Speaker 2: you all that good stuff? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me, dudes at mort Burke for the socials.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, listen to rebrand my podcast with my lovely
Speaker 3: comedy writer, video game superstar wife Ashley Birch, who's the best,
Speaker 3: and my buddy George and I are doing an hour
Speaker 3: at the lyric hyperion out here in LA this month,
Speaker 3: I believe in the twenty third. So come see that
Speaker 3: if you're around nice.
Speaker 2: Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What do we?
Speaker 3: Uh, here's an interesting story. Once in a while, I'll
Speaker 3: just tweet a friend just a funny tweet, you know,
Speaker 3: like I'll see a funny tweet. And one of those
Speaker 3: was getting my dick sucked at this webinar. I thought
Speaker 3: that was funny, and I tweeted it to my friend,
Speaker 3: but instead I accidentally tweeted it to my all Right,
Speaker 3: I texted it to my mom and here's what she said.
Speaker 3: She responded with this, well, we've all been there, which
Speaker 3: is so funny. That's the funniest. That's she's suggesting that
Speaker 3: not good.
Speaker 2: Not only does she know what a webinar is, but
Speaker 2: she doesn't said she got her dick sucks there and
Speaker 2: tweets about it there. Hell yeah, that's good. That's good
Speaker 2: material by your mom. Yep, she's a funny lady. Miles.
Speaker 2: Where can people find you as their working media you've
Speaker 2: been enjoying?
Speaker 1: H yeah, yeah, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray
Speaker 1: and uh you find us swear oh yeah, Miles and
Speaker 1: jackot Man boot.
Speaker 2: I'm like, where is it? Because the season, this season's
Speaker 2: over in my mind and now oh man, Jason Tatum
Speaker 2: getting hurt? I know, no like this, No, like I
Speaker 2: wanted to be fair and square, to be honest, I know,
Speaker 2: like this. I'm also find me talking ninety four to
Speaker 2: twenty fiance work at media. I like is definitely check
Speaker 2: out Wort's podcast and his wife's podcast.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, do you I hope I hope people
Speaker 1: know if y'all don't know who Ashley Burches get fucking familiar?
Speaker 2: Okay, you ever heard of fucking Alloy? Motherfuckers? You know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Sorry, I'm sorry? Did I do that?
Speaker 2: Drop it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: And then I know you didn't want to drop him more.
Speaker 1: But I fuck with the video games and I know
Speaker 1: who the fuck Alloy is. Y'all are fucking playing around here.
Speaker 1: If you like the Horizon games, that's oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's right there, dude, for it's.
Speaker 2: This is god.
Speaker 1: It it's goded for anybody who understands Getty video games
Speaker 1: and the work there.
Speaker 2: Anyway, some posts I like on Blue Sky.
Speaker 1: There's one from Michael Lutz at zt U l dot
Speaker 1: sky do ont Social.
Speaker 2: Posted dirty deeds. Oh, I bet they're really expensive though,
Speaker 2: what's that you say? Another one is from.
Speaker 1: L I A and leanne Elsie dot Skoyto on social
Speaker 1: posted can girls have thirty dollars if they're a gift
Speaker 1: from Qatar? It's getting better on blue Sky, getting better
Speaker 1: and better every day.
Speaker 2: I tell you. You can find me on Twitter and
Speaker 2: blue Sky on Twitter at jack underscore o Brian on
Speaker 2: blue Sky at jack Obe. The number one I enjoyed.
Speaker 2: Let's see a tweet that said from PJ haven'ts tweeted,
Speaker 2: I'm so happy grocery stores keep their Beatles magazines near
Speaker 2: checkout because I always forget to grab one while I'm shopping.
Speaker 2: Why is I wonder what the numbers are behind they're doing,
Speaker 2: no guys, because it's all the elderly who likes still
Speaker 2: shop in grocery stores, right, And like that rack is
Speaker 2: purpose built for anyone over the age of sixty? Nice?
Speaker 2: I feel like that would be a good like compliment
Speaker 2: for sexually harassing. So that rack is purpose built build
Speaker 2: anyone over the age of sixty? And what is that
Speaker 2: you mean? Purpose built for? What? I see? Some old
Speaker 2: guy sexually harassing someone perfect miss, I'm gonna throw some
Speaker 2: commemorative Beatles magazines on there, because that rack is purpose.
Speaker 2: Carter Hambley also tweeted, tied to railroad tracks Haha, hear that,
Speaker 2: you fucking idiot, that's the rescue train. You can find
Speaker 2: us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zeitgeys, We're
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Speaker 2: the description of this episode wherever you're listening to it,
Speaker 2: and there you will find the footnote, which is where
Speaker 2: we link off to the information that we talked about
Speaker 2: in today's episode. We also link off to a song
Speaker 2: that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there a
Speaker 2: song that you think the people might enjoy?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Nah, Yeah, of course, just some just some jazz. Actually,
Speaker 2: this is a jazz group. I believe they.
Speaker 1: Are maybe from Western Canada because in their bio they
Speaker 1: talk about how they're three time nominees at the Western
Speaker 1: Canadian Music Awards, so I'm guessing they're from Canada. But
Speaker 1: just super dope jazz, like really viby, like new jazz
Speaker 1: if you like, you know Robert Glasper kind of stuff
Speaker 1: that vibe they're they're they're doing it. This is called
Speaker 1: Contact by the group Astro Color. This a little jazz
Speaker 1: for your hump day.
Speaker 2: There you go. We will link off to that in
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