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Speaker 1: Welcome to your full show. We got a brand new

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Speaker 1: one for you today. It's Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning. Monday.

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Speaker 1: We got some laughs with a phone tap that I

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Speaker 1: believe was inspired by a car psychic. We got a

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Speaker 1: wild second date update where a guy ended up leaving

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Speaker 2: Not being on a bus is that crazy? I messing

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Speaker 2: with brook Actually, it's a wild story.

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Speaker 1: And we got a brand new loser line, which I'm

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Speaker 1: so excited for you. But first we got to get

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Speaker 1: to those comments. Who are we loving today?

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Speaker 3: Alexis Yes, Justina Carpenter said, you guys bring a lot

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Speaker 3: of joy to a lot of people's lives. Not me,

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Speaker 3: but a lot of other people age fans of your music.

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Speaker 1: That's Sabrina. Maybe it was a typo, she said. She

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Speaker 1: didn't really enjoy us. But let's get this show started.

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Speaker 4: I just hired a skywriter to fly over our studio

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Speaker 4: and spell out the name of our hero of the

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Speaker 4: Wow Jeffrey in the Morning, and this week's hero is

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Speaker 4: a thirty three year old mother from North Carolina named

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Speaker 4: Maria Hector. Because recently Maria had to deal with an

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Speaker 4: unfortunate incident where her teenage daughter was caught fighting on

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Speaker 4: the playground at her middle school.

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Speaker 1: Middle school is all about girl fights for some reason.

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Speaker 1: That's what I remember. Really, Yeah, there were so many

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Speaker 4: Naturally, the school asked mom to come swing by and

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Speaker 4: talk to the principal about the incident. So Maria went in,

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Speaker 4: sat down in the school office and did what any

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Speaker 4: tell me who my daughter can and can't beat up

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Speaker 4: on school property. The mom shoved the principal into a wall.

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Speaker 4: Then when another school administrator tried to intervene, Maria grabbed

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so shocking that she has a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called maternal instinct. So the school was placed

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Speaker 4: on lockdown till police arrived and took Maria into custody.

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Speaker 1: That's so embarrassing that your mom gets arrested.

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Speaker 5: I mean.

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Speaker 4: They charged her with assaulting a school official and second

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Speaker 2: So she can't go to the school anymore.

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Speaker 4: So Maria was released on bond. But now the good

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Speaker 4: news is that principle has finally learned his lesson. You

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Speaker 4: mess with Mama bear in her cup, you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: I thought they'd just give Maria a detention and call

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Speaker 2: It's too logical.

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Speaker 4: That's what makes Maria our new I don't know, it's

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Speaker 4: still not seeing it in the sky. I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: I'd be careful. She's gonna barge into the studio.

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Speaker 4: Second, let's move on. We're gonna get to the shock

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Speaker 4: collar question of the day with someone who's no stranger

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Speaker 4: to an r KO power bomb choke slams digital producer Jake.

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Speaker 4: Let's do it.

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Speaker 6: I'm fast, ye mate, Grab your eyeliner and emotional baggage

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Speaker 6: as we celebrate the birthday of an old time a

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Speaker 6: Hollywood icon, mister Johnny Depp every movie role from a

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Speaker 6: deranged pirate captain to a deranged candy factory owner to

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Speaker 7: But I'm back my double.

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Speaker 8: Boys, how much do you really know about the wild

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Speaker 4: Of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 8: You guys say number one through twenty I'll give you

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Speaker 8: a fun fact about the life of Johnny. You just

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Speaker 8: woman who's most likely to have spent time in a

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Speaker 4: That's like a jail.

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Speaker 8: Yeah eight, Alexis. Your Johnny Depp fact is Johnny Depp

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Speaker 8: once bought a private island in the Bahamas after filming

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Speaker 4: Is that a depth or a dupe?

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Speaker 5: What a You know?

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Speaker 1: Depp is known for like buying atlandish things, running his

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Speaker 4: But well he's also a method actor too, so he

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Speaker 3: Is, you know, just because you said that, Brook, Let's

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Speaker 8: Depp that's right for Snyland called Little Hall's Pond Q

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Speaker 8: in two thousand and four for three point five million.

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Speaker 2: See itself cool, but like getting to the island do

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Speaker 1: He probably never went. I think what's wild is that's cheaper,

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Speaker 1: Okay, give me eighteen eighteen.

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Speaker 8: Brook Your Johnny Depp fact is he turned down the

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Speaker 8: role of Jack Sparrow three times before agreeing to do it.

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Speaker 2: Is that a Deborah dupe?

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Did Jack Sparrow come? Came after Charlie

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Speaker 1: in the chocolate factory? And I could see him being like,

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Speaker 1: I'm a serious actor. I don't want to do another

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Speaker 9: We can also see his agent going, look, man, this

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Speaker 2: This is huge, Like, didn't you got it.

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Speaker 1: No, he's saying, you just bought an island.

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Speaker 2: You need to take all.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that is depth Brooks.

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Speaker 8: That's a dupe. He wanted to do it right away,

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Speaker 1: He's got such a polished image.

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Speaker 4: Jose, it's your turn.

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Speaker 8: Eight and eighteen are off the board.

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Speaker 4: Let's go twenty.

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Speaker 8: Up there, remember twenty Jose. Your Johnny Depp fact is

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Speaker 8: this he has a fear of clowns and keeps a

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Speaker 4: Whoa is that?

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Speaker 2: I dep or Dupe?

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Speaker 5: What the heck?

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Speaker 2: Why would you have your feet? It's like I'm scared

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Speaker 1: He essentially is a Hollywood clown. How is he afraid

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Speaker 9: I'm more thinking about the method, Like I could see

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Speaker 9: him being scared of clowns because it's a common fear, right,

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Speaker 9: But does he carry a clown to face it every day?

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Speaker 9: That's no, that's a dupe.

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Speaker 8: Jose says Dupe.

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Speaker 4: Right on, Jose, you got it.

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Speaker 8: The fear of clowns is real. The clown doll is not.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey, over to you.

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Speaker 4: Number seven.

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Speaker 8: Your Johnny Depp fact is this. He's been nominated for

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Speaker 2: It's a doop.

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Speaker 9: I've seen him accept an award I was a Kid's

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Speaker 1: Now he could have easily won. What's the other one

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Speaker 4: She had won an Oscar, his acceptance speech would have

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Speaker 1: Well, it could have. He's been in Hollywood for forty.

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Speaker 4: Years, Jeff Well, I just mean it would have been

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Speaker 4: since I have not seen that viral Oscar acceptance speech,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say that's a depth.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey says depth.

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Speaker 7: Definitely.

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Speaker 8: He was nominated for Pirates Finding Neverland and Sweeney Todd

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Speaker 2: Over to you, right, I'm sorry, sudden depth.

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Speaker 8: Sudden depth, exactly right. Jose, you get this right, You're

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Speaker 8: safe and Brookly the only ones got one wrong.

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Speaker 2: Do you get it wrong?

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Speaker 8: The ladies might get double shocked.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, number one, don't mess this up here.

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Speaker 8: Johnny Depp. Fact, is this before acting? Johnny Depp was

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Speaker 8: in a garage band called The Flame Hogs.

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Speaker 2: Is that a def dude.

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Speaker 3: I've never seen him post play an instrument or anything.

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Speaker 1: I do follow him really closely. Right, that's a good point,

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Speaker 4: Does The Flame Hogs doesn't seem like a weird enough

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Speaker 1: I kind of like the name flamehogs for him.

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Speaker 10: I'm gonna say dupe.

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Speaker 8: Like it says dupe.

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Speaker 4: You did have a band.

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Speaker 8: It was called the Kids.

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Speaker 4: Plenty of twenty all right, So Brook's gonna be getting

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Speaker 4: shocked today. She's going to be singing a pie. It's

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Speaker 4: life for me, for the Caribbean. We make you do.

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Speaker 2: The pirates run around here with her limp wrists.

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Speaker 1: Yo, yo, A pirate's life for me. Yeah, village plunderway

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Speaker 4: That's your shot collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 4: your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 5: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: I feel like my co host needed a good news

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Speaker 4: story today. Yes, I got the medicine for what ails you.

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Speaker 4: It's broken, Jeffrey in the Morning. The other day, a

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Speaker 4: woman in Tennessee was heading to work. She dropped off

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Speaker 4: her three pound teacup Yorky added doggy daycare called Paws

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Speaker 4: and Claws. The news story does un list the dog's name,

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Speaker 4: so I'm just gonna call it noodle Roney. Here here's

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Speaker 4: a picture of a little noodle Ronneye. You could see

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Speaker 4: the photo of them up on our Instagram at broken Jeff.

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Speaker 4: says it's Max. Still go with Noo. Let's okay, quick

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Speaker 4: Okay, five to none, Noo wins, So we're gonna We're

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Speaker 4: for the rest of Jeff.

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Speaker 1: We just renamed a dog. That's all we did. You

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Speaker 4: to know the employees, let the dog outside and a

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Speaker 4: We'll call him Noodle slurp. Where did Okay, here's the

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Speaker 4: good news. Noodle Rony was found disheveled and bruised a

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Speaker 4: few miles away. He had killed the hawk. Noodle was

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Speaker 4: owner is now suing the daycare for negligence. America. Good

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Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of movie Mayhem whoa

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Speaker 4: the nineteen ninety five cinematic classic Tommy Boy starring David

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Speaker 4: It turns thirty years old this summer. Yeatie and a little.

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Speaker 4: Tommy sounds good to me. It goes down August seventh

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Speaker 4: Maybe we should do it.

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Speaker 1: We do a gen Z versus classic movie on our podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the actors aren't going to be there, but the

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Speaker 4: Usually after the weekend. Our voicemail machine is full of

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Speaker 14: Next, Garrett, Hey.

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Speaker 14: Absolutely refuse to do a low budget a visa trip.

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Speaker 14: Next message, Oh my.

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Speaker 1: God, I don't know if I've ever heard a more

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Speaker 4: I was like, is that my sister, because I feel

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Speaker 17: you're my cousin, okay, and we went into each other

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Speaker 18: Man, what else?

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Speaker 11: Just do it for me, please, I don't care.

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Speaker 4: puzzles together.

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Speaker 1: I thought he was cheating with the person who gave

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Speaker 1: him the loser line, But then the pink scrunch he

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Speaker 1: came out of nowhere. Whose pink scrunchy was it?

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Speaker 13: I don't know?

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Speaker 9: Yah does sounded like when they speed up those commercials

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Speaker 9: for the legal ads.

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Speaker 1: In terms of conditions apply.

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Speaker 4: Well, whether you're talking to your cousin or to anybody.

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00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 4: If you haven't been to our Instagram yet, you need

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Speaker 4: to go there. At Brooke and Jeffrey, I'd say, out

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Speaker 4: of all of our social media, we get the least

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Speaker 4: amount of hateful comments there, which is really saying something

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Speaker 4: because people hate us a lot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you haven't checked the DMS in a while.

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Speaker 1: But on the forward facing comments we're good.

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Speaker 4: So I even leave some of the meanest comments on

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Speaker 4: there just for myself, but never on Insta. So follow

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Speaker 4: us there spread some love. Plus, you can enjoy your

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Speaker 4: favorite loser lines of the week every week with clips

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Speaker 4: like this one. Hi you.

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Speaker 11: I hate to do this.

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Speaker 16: I'm so sorry, but I don't really remember your name.

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Speaker 16: I will tell you. I wrote you down in my

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Speaker 16: phone as cutish beard guy who offered me fries. So

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Speaker 16: that's a really good sign, right, But I do have

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Speaker 16: a question. Are you the guy who owned the hot

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Speaker 16: tub company? Because if you are, definitely call me. If

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Speaker 16: you're not the hot tub guy, I mean I guess

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Speaker 16: still call me, but maybe lower your expectations. Maybe like

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Speaker 16: actually a lot next message.

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Speaker 1: Okay, if hot tub was so important to her, why

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Speaker 1: wouldn't it have been in the title of his name?

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Speaker 1: Hot dub guy is what she should have saved?

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Speaker 2: Is that a hot guy profession I own a hot tub.

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Speaker 1: Company, not that it's about using the hot tub. Nobody

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Speaker 1: cares about.

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Speaker 4: The guy you go all out for the jacuzzi dude,

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Speaker 4: but anybody else lower your expectations because I'm not going

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Speaker 4: to try for you, especially.

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Speaker 1: If you get one of those hot tubs with like

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Speaker 1: a little meani waterfall.

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Speaker 4: Led change color.

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Speaker 14: Oh my god, you you you, mister Jacobson.

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Speaker 2: I am strong Jack.

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Speaker 4: Do you think I could be in the w W.

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Speaker 4: Please let me know when that tryout is and I

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Speaker 4: will be there pro. I will crush it.

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Speaker 19: No com pro, Sorry thought of that. Look, I'm trying

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Speaker 19: to work on my swearing. I swear I won't do

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Speaker 19: that in a ring. I won't do that in a ring.

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Speaker 4: Bro, I swear.

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Speaker 11: But looking, I am so ready to quit my job

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Speaker 11: at the movie theater, So.

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Speaker 4: Just gi me a word, dude.

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Speaker 11: I won't let you down.

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Speaker 2: I'm rooted for you.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: What was his name?

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Speaker 1: What was his wrestler?

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Speaker 2: I know, I do. She needs to do something like that,

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Speaker 2: like a popcorn print.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wrestling into it. I don't know wrestling that well.

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Speaker 1: But ticket avenger?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 1: Is that a good?

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Speaker 4: Does it scare you? Thinking of that guy as a

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Speaker 4: movie usher? Like letting you in?

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Speaker 14: Like?

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, ma'am?

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Speaker 2: Is that candy and your purse?

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Speaker 20: Brother?

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Speaker 21: It's actually yeah, phone on, Remember you can listen Loser

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Speaker 21: Line regularly at this time every week, and make sure

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Speaker 21: you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok and our

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Speaker 21: YouTube where you can hear all your favorite segments.

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Speaker 4: Right there, we're gonna do a phone tap right.

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Speaker 5: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, Brook.

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Speaker 4: And Jeffrey in the Morning, And a lot of you

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Speaker 4: listening probably don't know that we've been doing this show

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Speaker 4: together for a long long time. Yeah yeah, well over

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Speaker 4: a decade and a lot of really really dumb segment

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Speaker 4: ideas have made it onto the air ye time. I

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Speaker 4: mean like really stupid.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: In fact, one happened that predates Jose even being here,

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Speaker 4: where we had one of Brook's friends on the phone

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Speaker 4: and we had her pretend that she was a car psyche.

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Speaker 4: I remember. So listeners would call in, they would honk

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Speaker 4: their car horn, and this lady would be able to

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Speaker 4: tell the make and model of their vehicle just by

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Speaker 4: the sound.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, I gotta tell you. The trick was

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Speaker 1: that the callers would tell our producer what they were

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Speaker 1: driving first, and then he would tell Tanya.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, what's up, Tyler, Well, one of our all

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Speaker 4: time dumb ideas.

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Speaker 1: So I loved it.

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Speaker 4: We didn't use that exact concept, but we are bringing

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Speaker 4: the car psychic back in a different way. And now

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Speaker 4: this psychic needs car insurance. In your phone tap right now, An,

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Speaker 4: this is.

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Speaker 11: Jason with Insurance. How can I help you?

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Speaker 4: Hi, Jason, my name is Jevin Quibb and I'm calling

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Speaker 4: because I need to add a very specific type of

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Speaker 4: coverage to my policy.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, what are you looking to ensure?

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Speaker 7: Uh?

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's it's kind of hard to describe, Okay.

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Speaker 11: I mean I've been doing this a long time, so

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Speaker 11: I'm sure whatever it is we could do something.

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Speaker 7: Well.

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Speaker 4: Then, yeah, I guess maybe you've heard of this before.

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Speaker 4: So I'm a car clairvoyant, you know.

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Speaker 11: I don't know. Can you actually explain that a little more?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 4: I have a gift where I can see the future,

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Speaker 4: but only with my red Hyundai.

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Speaker 11: I'm not sure I understand.

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Speaker 4: Okay. For example, just last night I had a vision

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Speaker 4: of a car crash at the intersection of Eighth and Cedar,

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Speaker 4: very vivid, and that there was spilled or and soda

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Speaker 4: and a saxophone flying through the windshield. And I want

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Speaker 4: to save some money by filing a preclaim for when

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Speaker 4: it happens.

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Speaker 11: A pre claim. Yeah, I'm sorry, what are you What

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Speaker 11: are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: Think of it like like time travel insurance. You don't

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Speaker 4: want to be the guy who denied me and then

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Speaker 4: sees it come true on the news and realizes, Oh gosh,

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Speaker 4: I blew it.

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Speaker 11: Wait did you see time travel insurance?

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're acting like you've never ensured this before, but

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Speaker 4: you said you've seen pretty much everything.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I've seen every type of actual insurance. Not something

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Speaker 13: for a car clearvoint.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but I'm not asking for a full payout or anything,

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Speaker 4: just partial coverage in case the universe collapses from the

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Speaker 4: weight of my foresight, in case the universe collapses. Why

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Speaker 4: you're being difficult with me?

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Speaker 11: Sure, I'm not being difficult with you.

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Speaker 13: I just you know, this isn't something that people ensure.

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Speaker 4: This is feels like a pretty normal request.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it's not. Though. That's the thing.

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Speaker 4: You're going to feel really dumb when a saxophone hits

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Speaker 4: my red Hyundai later today, as I told you so.

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Speaker 11: But I mean, but why would I feel dumb? It's

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Speaker 11: it's not like it's not something we do.

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Speaker 4: Oh did you hear that that's a dark blue nineteen

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Speaker 4: ninety six cadillact de Ville and I didn't even look

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Speaker 4: out the window. I just knew it. It's my gift.

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Speaker 4: So do you believe me? Now? Do you believe in

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Speaker 4: my carvuoyance?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 11: Why would I?

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Speaker 4: Okay, fine, you win? What if I scale it back?

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Speaker 4: You could just ensure my third eye? That's it. You

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Speaker 4: can listen as non traditional vision assistance. Nope, you must

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Speaker 4: have that.

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Speaker 12: We do.

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Speaker 11: We don't have anything like that.

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Speaker 4: Oh you don't do that either.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm sorry, but I think you need to speak

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Speaker 13: to a different kind of specialist because this is just

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Speaker 13: completely out of my realm.

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Speaker 4: You know what, Jason, even though I'm a car psychic,

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Speaker 4: I knew you were going to say that.

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Speaker 13: Okay, didn Kevin quib That's correct?

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Speaker 11: Right, I gotta go. I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore.

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Speaker 4: No, no, wait, hold on, because guess what else I saw.

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Speaker 11: I really don't care at this point because I don't

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Speaker 11: care about a car psychic.

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Speaker 4: No, you will care because I saw this very moment happening,

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Speaker 4: you on the radio, getting prank phone called.

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Speaker 11: Oh it's what do you?

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about? You're on the radio right now,

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Speaker 4: Jason and my real name is jeff from a show

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Speaker 4: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a

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Speaker 4: phone tap on you. Man, I am I'm just joking.

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Speaker 12: My god, you owe my I was so so confused.

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Speaker 4: That was just yeah, I know, that was a whole point.

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Speaker 4: Your coworker, Kelly wanted to set you up because she

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Speaker 4: said you're the only one in the office who still

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Speaker 4: takes weird calls. Pretty seriously. She want us to go

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Speaker 4: full weird.

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Speaker 11: Oh man, I was on the Google car clear plant

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Speaker 11: insurance to see if I was a crazy one.

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Speaker 4: That's a real thing now thanks to you.

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Speaker 11: Oh no, no, no, it's not.

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Speaker 4: I predict that you will be the leader of car

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Speaker 4: clairvoyance insurance all around the globe.

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Speaker 11: I mean it's like a makes some money. It's like

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Speaker 11: I'm not a kid.

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Speaker 4: Follow my preclaim with you tomorrow morning, cool.

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Speaker 11: I'll be here.

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Speaker 5: Week up every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 5: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: There's a famous saying from Thomas the Tank Engine, where

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Speaker 4: one wrong switch in the whole trains off the track.

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Speaker 1: Oh Thomas show.

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Speaker 4: It means all it takes is one tiny hiccup to

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Speaker 4: completely ruin your plans for the day. And that's exactly

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Speaker 4: what happened to one of our listeners during a great

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Speaker 4: date where one minute he's running outside a girl's apartment

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Speaker 4: to move his car real quick, and the next minute

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Speaker 4: he's on a city bus miles away heading in the

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Speaker 4: completely wrong direction. Who how did his night get so

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Speaker 4: wildly off track? You're gonna hear it in a brand

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Speaker 4: new second date update coming up next Second Date update.

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Speaker 4: On this show, we talk about us foodies quite a bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we love our food eating.

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Speaker 4: Right now, yes, literally because everyone here is hungry constantly.

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Speaker 4: But if there's two single foodies out there, where's the

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Speaker 4: best place for them to meet up.

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Speaker 1: Like to me for the first time, or to go

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Speaker 1: on the first.

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Speaker 4: Date, Like how about at a local food fair? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 4: we have two tongues dancing together over one fried gator kebab.

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Speaker 1: Put that in the description and you send them your

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Speaker 1: date idea.

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Speaker 4: That's like love to me, but you're trying to go

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Speaker 4: to end on this gator stick. I bring up food

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Speaker 4: fairs because that's where one of our listeners met a

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Speaker 4: fellow foodie recently. His name is Paul so Paul, welcome

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Speaker 4: to the show.

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Speaker 11: Hey, thank you so much for helping me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the best part about being someone who loves food

675
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: is it's so easy to have conversation, right, yeah, you

676
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: always have something to talk about.

677
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 2: Good or bad. Yeah?

678
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 4: Yes, no, absolutely no.

679
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 18: In fact, I met Taylor at a streets fair.

680
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay. So her name is Taylor? And how

681
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 4: did you too, like strike up a conversation? Paint the

682
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 4: picture for us, all right.

683
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 12: Well, we were in line for the Korean corn.

684
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 11: Dogs and she just started chatting.

685
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 2: The cheesy ones with the corn on the outside of

686
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: it looks like the corn cheese.

687
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 11: It's beyond description. And the taste was insane.

688
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 1: Now this is my new summer goal to seek out

689
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:25,800
Speaker 1: write that down listeners.

690
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 4: Korean corn dogs are where real love happens. Did okay?

691
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 1: And so you and Taylor in line together? Is that

692
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: how you struck up a conversation?

693
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 11: Yeah, because she was behind me.

694
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 12: So we just started chatting about that and then other

695
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 12: things we had had, and then we kind of hit

696
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 12: it off and then we walked the whole fair.

697
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: What's aw you guys out there by yourselves.

698
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 12: I was just there for me, but Taylor was there

699
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 12: with her sister and her sister's kids.

700
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: Oh so it's easy to split off and yeah she

701
00:34:55,560 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 1: was thankful. Yeah that's so cute. Yeah in the fair together,

702
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: eat in your Korean corn dogs. I mean this sounds

703
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: like a great sound.

704
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:07,720
Speaker 2: Like a Korean soapball.

705
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, what did you guys connect over?

706
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 12: She let me choose the next place, and I happened

707
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 12: to pick the exact ones she wanted to go, and

708
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 12: we kept doing that back and forth where we were

709
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 12: almost like completing each other's menus as we walked along.

710
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 2: It's like, no way I was going to I wanted

711
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 2: to go there.

712
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: How much did you eat? Maybe she's in a food coma,

713
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: that's why she's not calling me back.

714
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 11: I did have the sweats, but I try my best

715
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:32,959
Speaker 11: to camp it down.

716
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 2: But that's the goal, is to get the sweats slightly.

717
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 12: Yea.

718
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, okay.

719
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 4: So was this year date like just hanging out at

720
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 4: the food fair trying stuff together?

721
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 14: No?

722
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 12: When I did it, I we kind of parted ways,

723
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 12: but I said that I wanted to bring her food.

724
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 11: From my favorite restaurant.

725
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 1: Same day.

726
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 10: Please tell me a different day after all this food?

727
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 4: You know what you want more food, Yes, the same day, please, No,

728
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 4: it's not.

729
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 11: It was listed next day.

730
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: That is a thoughtful thing to do.

731
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think anybody who likes to cook or just

732
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 9: feed anybody else, that's just like such a good gesture.

733
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 1: And it's his love language. Yeah, how did that go?

734
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 18: Yeah?

735
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 12: Well, I mean the food I knew was going to

736
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 12: be a home run because I had some kind of leaf.

737
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 1: And you hand delivered, then hand delivered.

738
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 12: It was handmade by an old Italian guy handed in me.

739
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 11: I handed it to.

740
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 4: Her like, handed it directly into her mouth. Yes, I

741
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 4: wish she's like I can taste the Italian.

742
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, like staved.

743
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 10: You just dropped it off and drove off.

744
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 2: That's a good question.

745
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 12: No.

746
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 11: I wanted to stay longer.

747
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 12: But the place where I had parked had like weird signs,

748
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 12: and I think I was like in a toe zone

749
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 12: and I really had kind of a short window and

750
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 12: there wasn't.

751
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: Any way you could just move your car.

752
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 11: Yeah.

753
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 12: I actually I tried to move the car because I

754
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 12: told her I'd be back.

755
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 4: Oh, just to go move it somewhere else and then

756
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,720
Speaker 4: come back and finish.

757
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: Didn't you come back?

758
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 12: No?

759
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 4: I got to wait.

760
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 2: Wait, you got your.

761
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 20: Yeah, I had to deal with all that, and so

762
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 20: I was just hoping to bounce out, bounce back.

763
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 11: But here I am.

764
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 12: I'm trying to get the car off the wrecker, and

765
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 12: the guy's not even listening to me.

766
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 1: They'll never take it off. They act like it's some law,

767
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: and I call bs. I'm sorry. I have argued with

768
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: too many tow truck drivers. Driver, the wheels are uplifted

769
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 1: off the grill. We can't do anything.

770
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 2: You gave him like a hundred bucks.

771
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 1: I have tried.

772
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 4: Oh really, they are really stubborn but excellently soft lips. Right,

773
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 4: so you weren't able to get your car off the toe. No,

774
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 4: I wasn't too.

775
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: Wonderful. Then they impounded. Then you have to go to

776
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: the pound place, then you have to have cash. It

777
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: all sucks.

778
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 4: Well, no, what did you do about Taylor?

779
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 5: Oh?

780
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,879
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm done with the car.

781
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 11: So I'm texting her telling you that I'm going to

782
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 11: come back. And then now the next thing you know,

783
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 11: I'm on a bush wait to.

784
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 2: Go get your car.

785
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: Did you not tell her that your car got towed?

786
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 11: No?

787
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 18: I thought I could just get the car and come

788
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:07,800
Speaker 18: back like nothing had happened.

789
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 1: But rookie mistake.

790
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 4: That's just like Murphy's Law, right.

791
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,919
Speaker 1: Oh man, So wait, did you ever make it back

792
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: there at all?

793
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 4: No, I didn't.

794
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 11: I just told her that i'd hit her up.

795
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 5: No wonder she.

796
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 4: Feels like you like ditched her in the middle of

797
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 4: the day.

798
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: Did you ever explain.

799
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 12: Yeah, I told her I'd explain it on our next date.

800
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 12: But it didn't sound like she was interested.

801
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I totally get your circumstances and why you

802
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to say anything, but to her, it's probably

803
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: a red flag that you're that unreliable.

804
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 4: Well, it's also a sign you shouldn't park in that

805
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 4: area flags it's blocked off. So how long has it

806
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 4: been since your mishap with Taylor and the Canoli's.

807
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 11: It's been like a week.

808
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: Oh no, we had to get you a second date

809
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: so that that six hundred dollars or whatever it was

810
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 1: to get your fund was actually worth a hug.

811
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 2: So did she eat the Canolis? How good were they?

812
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 2: This is the best restaurant you've ever been.

813
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 20: You know.

814
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 4: I really like how Brooke is super focused on the money,

815
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 4: Jose's really focused on the food. Alexis I'm not sure

816
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 4: if she's paying attention. We focused on something.

817
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,479
Speaker 2: We're gonna do something.

818
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 4: We're gonna get some answers for everybody when we come

819
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 4: back and do your second Date update. Right after this

820
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 4: hold on Second Date update, one of the most tragic

821
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 4: stories we have ever heard on this segment about a

822
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 4: lonely canoley sitting on a plate, crying, waiting for a

823
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 4: warm mouth to bite into it, swallow it, and help

824
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 4: fulfill its culinary destiny.

825
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 2: The children's movie An Animated Canoli.

826
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: We don't think she just ate two.

827
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 4: It's possible. We don't know because our listener Paul never

828
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 4: returned to eat his canoli and finish his date with

829
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 4: Taylor because this car got towed and we all feel

830
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 4: bad for Paul. But that canoli, Oh my god.

831
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: It is so crazy to sit down at a person's

832
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: house to share a meal with them, go to move

833
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 1: your car, and then never return.

834
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, and keep telling him I'll be back, I'll be back,

835
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,919
Speaker 9: yeah a second, yeah, never show.

836
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 4: But at least, like they said, he was texting or

837
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 4: trying to keep her informed on what was going on.

838
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: Vaguely, He's gonna tell her the whole story on their

839
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 1: next date. That just never happened.

840
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 4: Yes, so we're going to try to make that happen

841
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 4: for him, hopefully get redemption for Paul, but more importantly

842
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 4: for that Cannoli. Yeah, Paul, you ready for this?

843
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 11: I'm absolutely ready.

844
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 2: Everybody hashbag team Cannoli. If you're posting on.

845
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: Social have I she cried into those Canolis?

846
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a cr Only one way to find out

847
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 4: is by dialing her number right now. We'll see if

848
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 4: she picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking

849
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 4: to talk to a Taylor.

850
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 14: This is she My ask is calling?

851
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 4: Yes, you may you're We're a radio show called Brook

852
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi Taylor, Hi, Yeah, we're

853
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 4: all wanting to talk to you about actually a date

854
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 4: that you went on recently with one of our listeners,

855
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 4: a guy named Paul.

856
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 14: Oh wait, okay, I think I know what this is.

857
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 11: You do?

858
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 14: I think seeing you guys on social media?

859
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. Hey, thanks? Did you like to follow.

860
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 2: Smash that subscribe?

861
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 3: But that's why she just did it now uninstalled TikTok

862
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 3: foreverything listening to it.

863
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 4: But yeah, this is a second date update, and we

864
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 4: know that you and Paul met at a food fair recently,

865
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 4: and you had a brief hangout with him the week

866
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 4: after that didn't go quite according to play.

867
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: It was the next night.

868
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, it was.

869
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 11: It's weird. It was gross.

870
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: Gross.

871
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 14: Was not the food.

872
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,720
Speaker 4: Not the food, just the situation.

873
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: Makes sense why you'd be upset, for sure, because.

874
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 4: We're aware that things were left on kind of a

875
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 4: weird note, because he said he was leaving to go

876
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,439
Speaker 4: move his car. It was supposed to be real quick

877
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 4: and he came back, but he never He never did.

878
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 14: He told me that he had to grab something out

879
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 14: of his car.

880
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, the truth is he had to move it.

881
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

882
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he didn't do a very good job of

883
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,280
Speaker 1: explaining what happened next.

884
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 14: No, he didn't because he never told me that.

885
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I think he was hoping to explain in person.

886
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: He was pretty embarrassed.

887
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's a lot of sorry, go ahead.

888
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 14: I don't know. I appreciated him bringing me dinner, but yeah,

889
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 14: he was definitely in a different state of mind, Like,

890
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 14: the whole situation was pretty weird.

891
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: What do you mean, the whole situation of him leaving

892
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: was pretty weird? Was there something weird before?

893
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,240
Speaker 14: He was definitely different than he was the day before,

894
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 14: Like he sat down, he was checking his phone. He

895
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 14: seemed like rushed.

896
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 4: Nervous, maybe a little hungry, wanting to eat because he

897
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 4: was really looking forward to sharing it with you. He

898
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 4: made that very clear to us. Do you think maybe

899
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 4: nerves played into it at all?

900
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 14: So I think I know what the real story is,

901
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 14: and that's why I'm actually not responding to him.

902
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 4: Real story.

903
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think the real story is?

904
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 14: Well, I mean I was cleaning up after he left,

905
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 14: and I found the receipt still in the bag that

906
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 14: he brought, and it was a name and address.

907
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 11: It's like a.

908
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 14: Completely different street, like a delivery going somewhere.

909
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

910
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 4: Did he accidentally takes someone to go, like the canol

911
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 4: order wasn't for him?

912
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 2: Maybe not?

913
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,399
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean I don't know. He must have stole

914
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,760
Speaker 14: the meal from like an Uber East.

915
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: Driver only stop stop. That is such an accusation.

916
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 4: Serious.

917
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 14: You explained the receipt with all the different information and

918
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,959
Speaker 14: then he's like, I'll be back in ten minutes, I'll

919
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 14: be back in twenty.

920
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well we should find out right now, because Paul,

921
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 4: are you there, I'm here, Taylor. He's actually been on

922
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 4: the other line listening, wanting to talk to you, Paul Taylor.

923
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 12: Taylor, I promise you I did not steal that from

924
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,760
Speaker 12: an Uber eats driver.

925
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 2: Where'd the receipt come from?

926
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 1: Then there's probably a mix up.

927
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 18: I am a Uber eats driver.

928
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 14: What what?

929
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 2: Wait?

930
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 7: Explain it?

931
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 1: I don't get it.

932
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 12: Can you tell me that I just didn't It was

933
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 12: going to come up eventually, but I just didn't really

934
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:47,919
Speaker 12: know how to say it, and I was just more

935
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 12: interested in the food and your reaction to the food.

936
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: Wait, but why was the receipt to somebody else?

937
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 4: Paul?

938
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 1: Did you not order the food? Doesn't matter if you're

939
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: an Uber eats driver or not.

940
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 11: The order was for somebody else.

941
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 18: They had canceled, and so I had the food, and

942
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 18: so I did they really canceled?

943
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 2: Can cancels?

944
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 5: No?

945
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 14: One I ate someone else's Canoi?

946
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 3: You would canceled your hooper's taking a long time because

947
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:12,919
Speaker 3: he stopped at someone's house?

948
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

949
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:15,720
Speaker 5: Wait?

950
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: So wait, I thought your car got towed. I thought

951
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 1: that was the whole thing.

952
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 14: Are your car got food?

953
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 4: No?

954
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 11: Look, I wait, I didn't for the show.

955
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 18: I just thought it would sound better if my car

956
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 18: got towed.

957
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: Because you had to finish a shift. It's on your

958
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 1: own time though, Yeah, but if you have food in

959
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: the car that you have to drop off at somebody's house, Alexis.

960
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 2: He stole the food dropping off at her house and.

961
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 4: He's like in the car, Oh, you had to finish

962
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 4: another order.

963
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 18: I didn't think it was going to be that busy

964
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 18: that night, but my phone just kept blowing up and

965
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 18: I just kept getting.

966
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 14: Delivery after God on so many different levels.

967
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 18: But because look, I'm not on apps, and I don't

968
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 18: really date a whole lot, and I don't really meet

969
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 18: people that really set me off like the way you

970
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 18: did when we met at the food fair, I was

971
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,839
Speaker 18: like got another world, and so just to have an opportunity,

972
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 18: even if it was just short, to spend any time

973
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 18: with you, for me was worth anything, including just a small.

974
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 14: Lie that sounds really sweet, So like, I can't see

975
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 14: someone who has lied to me so many times like

976
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 14: upon meeting Well, Taylor.

977
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 4: Are you forgetting the gift of the delicious canoli that

978
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 4: was one else's.

979
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 2: Aren't cheap spensive treats?

980
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 12: Taylor, you have to admit that cannoli was amazing?

981
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 4: Can you deny that it was amazing?

982
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 14: But the rest of it is just too weird for me.

983
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 1: Just call needs to apologize. He lied from the moment

984
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,959
Speaker 1: the food got there. He lied to us, he lied

985
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 1: to her about why he left.

986
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 4: Like, I support him lying to us, but the other

987
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 4: stuff that's not okay.

988
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 20: I just if I could just apologize, and I'm sorry

989
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 20: for putting anyone through this, but I really just want

990
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 20: a second chance, And if I could take you out

991
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 20: and really really show you who I am, I really

992
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 20: believe this can be a thing.

993
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 4: Do you hear that? Tailor? He's inviting you onto his

994
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 4: next Uber each shift, which is.

995
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 3: Actually super helpful because if one person runs the orders

996
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 3: out and the other stays in the car, you don't

997
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 3: have to find parking.

998
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: Nice I.

999
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 4: Want to eat together.

1000
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 14: To Yes, that does not sound very enticing to me.

1001
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to ask an unpopular question here, Taylor.

1002
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 4: Do you have a problem dating an Uber eats driver.

1003
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 2: Oh?

1004
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 14: Oh no, of course not. But an Uber eats driver

1005
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 14: who has lied to me and been very like mysterious, fishy, strange, Like.

1006
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 12: Yeah, look, that's fine. I'm gonna be one hundred percent

1007
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 12: honest with you. I stole someone's food and I gave

1008
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 12: it to you and you ate it.

1009
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 11: You're an accessory.

1010
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 4: Well, that has to be refreshing to get that kind

1011
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 4: of honest.

1012
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 14: Taylor, Wow, that is refreshing. Oh good, I'm gonna I'm

1013
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 14: gonna have to go.

1014
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 4: Well, before you go, I just need to ask you

1015
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 4: if you'd like to meet up with Paul one more time,

1016
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 4: maybe on that Uber eats route. I'm assuming it's a yes.

1017
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 14: No, Jeff, I don't know how else to say it,

1018
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 14: but that's a giant no.

1019
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: But did the little Italian place get a new customer?

1020
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 14: I'm never eating a canoli ever again.

1021
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 4: You can't spell no without canoli.

1022
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 2: There we go, Yeah you can.

1023
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 4: Wait, you can't spell canoli without no.

1024
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can candles.

1025
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start spelling no as darn it.

1026
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 4: Well, sorry, Paul.

1027
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1028
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 4: Is honesty always the best policy?

1029
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god? I just like honestly, any honesty would

1030
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: be a good policy, just even an ounce of it, Jeff.

1031
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 4: Well, Paul was honest at the end there and admitted

1032
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 4: that he stole the cannoli from somebody else, and even

1033
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 4: that wasn't enough to win her get credit.

1034
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: For being honest after you lied and then got caught

1035
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes l.

1036
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 2: That is true.

1037
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 4: He did lie to us multiple times before that, and

1038
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 4: you should know we don't like to be lied to.

1039
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 4: We like to be lied on. I right, brother, Okay, what.

1040
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: The mess up? I actually still really liked Paul. I

1041
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 1: hope Paul. Yeah, I know his line issue because I

1042
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,439
Speaker 1: think that he sounded like a good guy.

1043
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 4: You're just sweet talking him for free, Conole.

1044
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: And I don't it's not a bad play on, jeff.

1045
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 4: If you want free stuff, we do this show for free.

1046
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome.

1047
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 4: You check it out wherever you get your podcasts at

1048
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey. And if you want our assistance, email

1049
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 4: the show. We can call that person who's not calling you.

1050
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,280
Speaker 5: Back brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1051
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 4: What just happened over the weekend in our city. Many

1052
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 4: are already calling it the comedy event of the century,

1053
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 4: featuring one man who's bigger than Kevin Hart, yes, edgier

1054
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 4: than Dave Chappelle, and whiter than Carrot Top. Our very

1055
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 4: own Jose Bolangos was back on stage performing Alive at

1056
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 4: a packed comedy club, So we had to drop the

1057
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 4: mic and ask everybody in attendance, why are you even here,

1058
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 4: and the responses were actually pretty funny. You'll hear him

1059
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 4: in a special edition of what You're Doing at Jose's

1060
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 4: Comedy Show that's coming up right after this. There are

1061
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 4: some events in life that just change you. A wedding,

1062
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 4: the birth of your child, and of course watching a

1063
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 4: grown man in cargo shorts tell jokes into a microphone

1064
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 4: for forty five straight minutes.

1065
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,720
Speaker 2: Man, I wish I were Cargo.

1066
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 4: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And that's exactly what

1067
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 4: happened the other night when our own Jose Bologna got

1068
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 4: back on the comedy stage for the first time in

1069
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 4: a while.

1070
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: I so excited.

1071
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,240
Speaker 4: Happened in front of a packed house, so of course

1072
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 4: we had to stick a microphone into the crowd and

1073
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 4: ask the question on everyone's mind.

1074
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 22: One, two, three, So what You're doing at Jose's Comedy show?

1075
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 4: And Alexis was there talking to the fans who were

1076
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 4: in line waiting to get in. Let's see how it went.

1077
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:32,959
Speaker 10: What you do in a Jose's Comedy Show?

1078
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 23: I am dragging my stepmom and sweet dad. It is

1079
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 23: their tenth anniversary and we went to the show about

1080
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 23: ten years ago, and so we are back now.

1081
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, so you're forcing them to spend their anniversary

1082
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 3: here with me?

1083
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 10: Yeah, with you, you and Jose.

1084
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 7: That's why their hair.

1085
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:51,840
Speaker 4: Oh thank you.

1086
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 10: Oh gotta see you're celebrating.

1087
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1088
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, how did you let them know the news of

1089
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 3: their anniversary play?

1090
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 23: I texted them today and I said, after work, they

1091
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 23: need to come pick me up and bring me to

1092
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:01,399
Speaker 23: the show.

1093
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 1: But I pay for the show.

1094
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 10: That's nice. There you go. I see you have a

1095
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 10: lot of food and drinks. Who paid for these here?

1096
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 7: Actually them?

1097
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 10: They picked you up also, so.

1098
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,439
Speaker 15: They're yeah, so one drinking and they're driving you home.

1099
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1100
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 10: What a good anniversary.

1101
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 7: Oh, it's such a good anniversary.

1102
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 5: I think.

1103
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 1: I'm so happy. It's really good to know that even

1104
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 1: when my kids are grown, they'll still be adding to

1105
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: the romance of my real In.

1106
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 4: Ten years, it's going to be like Mom taking me

1107
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,839
Speaker 4: an Alder, the Jose's Comedy Show and Buy or Fall

1108
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 4: Free Dreams.

1109
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 1: Yes, it's almost got to be a d to celebrate

1110
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: your wedding.

1111
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 5: Mom, I swear.

1112
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,919
Speaker 10: It's wild what you do not Jose's Comedy Show.

1113
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 11: Oh.

1114
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 24: I came to see Jose Bologna, so I love very much.

1115
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 24: He's my favorite radio host and maybe looking to meet

1116
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 24: a nice, pretty young lady tonight.

1117
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 3: So you want to meet somebody in the crowd tonight, Sure,

1118
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 3: why not?

1119
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 10: Who's gonna stand out to you? What's your type?

1120
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 24: My type is a redhead, volumptuous. Do you see any

1121
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:58,720
Speaker 24: a Rubenesque?

1122
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 10: What can you explain?

1123
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 24: Rubenesque is from the fifteen hundreds where they were very

1124
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 24: curvy and shapely.

1125
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 7: That man, they had a lot of money.

1126
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 10: Fifteen hundreds type girl.

1127
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, hopefully she's that old.

1128
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm getting a little distracted by the mullets.

1129
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,959
Speaker 7: It's a beautiful mullet. It's really long, it's almost pass

1130
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 7: my chest.

1131
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 15: Wow.

1132
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,240
Speaker 7: You want to know the name of this mullet.

1133
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 24: Yeah, of course, It's called Pure Luxury.

1134
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 10: Pure Luxury.

1135
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 7: Why yeah, because I mean, look at it.

1136
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 24: It's it's luxurious, it's pure, it's all natural, the same hair.

1137
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 24: We This is God given the baby Jesus gave me this.

1138
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 3: Okay, and is that that's working for you?

1139
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 24: The mullet successfry not yet tonight, but it is still

1140
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,319
Speaker 24: young and so are we.

1141
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 5: Right.

1142
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 3: I wish you good luck tonight, and go luck to

1143
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 3: Proud Luxury too.

1144
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 7: No, it's pure luxury.

1145
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 10: All right, you're pure luxury.

1146
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 7: Don't ever disrespect the mullet.

1147
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: Wow, you know what, only the classiest of the class

1148
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: go to see Jose.

1149
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,839
Speaker 2: You got excited ladies. You got mullet wearing dudes. You're

1150
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 2: looking for an excited lady.

1151
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 4: Where's the fifteen hundreds ladies?

1152
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 2: Well, they maybe in the bathroom working on their corsett.

1153
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,399
Speaker 1: Those ladies would love the mullet. Yeah, yeah, I thought

1154
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,959
Speaker 1: he would go with a white wig.

1155
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 11: Yo.

1156
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 2: When we go time travel, this is gonna be really

1157
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 2: weird to see it actually go down.

1158
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, what you doing that Jose's comedy shows.

1159
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 23: Well, I've been listening to the show for a long

1160
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 23: time and I saw this pop up on my Instagram.

1161
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 10: Okay, here and you're here with who's it? My boyfriend Casey?

1162
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 4: Hi, Casey, Hello, he's going you who?

1163
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 10: So is your idea to come here?

1164
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 12: Oh?

1165
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, you got dragged along?

1166
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:40,879
Speaker 11: Or oh no?

1167
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,439
Speaker 4: Now I'm a big fan, big fan.

1168
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 10: And how long have you guys been together new relationship?

1169
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 23: Almost three years?

1170
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 10: Okay? And are you guys like normally each other's type?

1171
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 23: Oh yeah, So the story of how we met was

1172
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:56,839
Speaker 23: can you tell Ada? Bar class was playing a rock

1173
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 23: star by Knickelback over the speaker. So I'm up there

1174
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 23: singing on a chair and I turned around and we

1175
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 23: locked eyes, and I knew he was mine forever and

1176
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 23: I was gonna ruin his life.

1177
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 10: I love that for you. What did you think when

1178
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 10: you saw her on the chair dancing same thing?

1179
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 4: I was like, who played this?

1180
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 23: I was playing pool and turned around saw I was like, okay, okay.

1181
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 10: Then yeah, thought she's gonna ruin my life?

1182
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he game over?

1183
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 3: Since then, this is modern day true love story.

1184
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 23: Absolutely want a bar meant in person and never turned.

1185
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 10: Back nickel Back. Not a lot of people.

1186
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 3: Can I love Nickelback your wedding when Nickelback beat the song?

1187
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: Absolutely?

1188
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 23: If you don't like Nickelback.

1189
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 5: Then.

1190
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 4: What she says is true. Most Nickelback fans are bound

1191
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 4: to ruin somebody's life at some point.

1192
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: Well, they sounded in love.

1193
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 4: Together, that's right, literally stronger than the Nickelback on. It's

1194
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 4: what you're doing at Jose's comedy show, And at this

1195
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 4: point we haven't heard from Jose. He normally does this

1196
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 4: segment with a Lexus, but it's.

1197
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 2: A little busy. Jeff.

1198
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's backstage, he's in the green room, prepping his jokes,

1199
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 4: doing his mouth exercises, greeting all the celebrities that stop by,

1200
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 4: like Carrot Top's uncle and the David Hasselhoff impersonator.

1201
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, or may have.

1202
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 4: Actually been him. Hard to know, but Jose did find

1203
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 4: a way to get one in. So let's hear his

1204
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 4: What you're doing? What you're doing at hasse Is Comedy show?

1205
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 10: Hah love Rolando?

1206
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 4: What do you love so much about Rolando?

1207
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 1: Looks, the fun the funny?

1208
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 5: Yes ah?

1209
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 25: Okay, Now I must ask how sober are you? You

1210
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 25: almost knocked this thing over?

1211
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 7: Are you drunk?

1212
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 4: Okay?

1213
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,839
Speaker 25: Do I get more attractive or less attractive as you drink?

1214
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: Very attractive?

1215
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 4: You want to take me home?

1216
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 10: Yes?

1217
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 2: See see you said in multiple languages.

1218
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 19: You are very eager.

1219
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 25: Down girl, No walk away. You cannot do this to Rolando.

1220
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 25: Noth in front of the young women. Okay, you are

1221
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:58,399
Speaker 25: too horny. Woman.

1222
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,320
Speaker 2: Somebody give me a spray bottle.

1223
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 4: I need to She is like a cot.

1224
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 2: I must spray her now.

1225
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 4: I feel like that happens at every show.

1226
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember the girl you said wasn't drunk at first?

1227
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 4: Boom, that's the girl.

1228
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: Was that with her parents? Yes, trying to take Rolando home. Yes,

1229
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: she got turned down in front of her mom died.

1230
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I think Rolando's body count went

1231
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 4: up three figures.

1232
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 1: They celebrated the universary.

1233
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 4: That's what you're doing at Jose's comedy show. Your phone

1234
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 4: draft's coming.

1235
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 5: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1236
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 4: You know, every time somebody calls in for this segment,

1237
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 4: we always ask why do you want to play Brook?

1238
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 4: Like what pushed you to call in today? And this

1239
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 4: was a unique answer from a new player named Kate.

1240
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 4: Apparently she played trivia on a different radio station recently

1241
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 4: and lost there, so she's hoping that Brooke isn't as

1242
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 4: intelligent as their host she can win and feel better

1243
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 4: about herself. Kayla, welcome to the show. Hey, Hey, nice

1244
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 4: to have you.

1245
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 1: What do you think the odds are me being dumber?

1246
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe like a you don't know.

1247
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the first question, Kayla, it's not looking

1248
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 1: good for These.

1249
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:36,440
Speaker 4: Are all odds and mathematician questions by but Brooke today,

1250
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 4: this is not just a battle against Kayla. You're battling

1251
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 4: another radio host who's possibly and probably much smarter than you.

1252
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 1: That's probably true.

1253
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 5: That is.

1254
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been in this industry so long, only

1255
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 1: smart people would eventually get out. Yes's not a good

1256
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: look for me.

1257
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 4: Let's keep your long going radio career active. As you

1258
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 4: leave the studio, we'll get to the game here with Kayla.

1259
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 4: KAYLEA got thirty seconds, sant as many questions as possible.

1260
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1261
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 4: you have to beat Brook outright if you want to win.

1262
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 4: Are you ready? I am ready? Good luck, Kayla. We're

1263
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 4: all rooting for you to win. Here we go. Your

1264
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 4: time starts now. Today is Donald Duck Day? What's the

1265
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 4: name of his girlfriend?

1266
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 11: Day?

1267
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 4: In which California city is the zip code nine O

1268
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 4: two one zero, Beverly Hill. What is the currency of Mexico?

1269
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:31,600
Speaker 4: The one when humans exhale? What gas do they breathe out?

1270
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 11: Carbon monoxide?

1271
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 4: The symbol for the World Wildlife Federation is what animal

1272
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 4: that's native to Asia?

1273
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 14: An elephant?

1274
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 4: What is Batman's real name?

1275
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:43,439
Speaker 11: Oh?

1276
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 4: I don't know, All right, Kayla, Well done. Brook's gonna

1277
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 4: come back into the studio here if you can see

1278
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 4: us or is she crying? No, she's there, Okay, she's back. Okay,

1279
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 4: And here here's a fun fact about Kyla's and she's

1280
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 4: new to the show. Kayla love was throwing parties?

1281
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 1: Was it throwing up?

1282
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:08,400
Speaker 4: She loves all types of parties, block parties, old school parties,

1283
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 4: costume parties, even key parties. I think I've actually been

1284
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 4: a few minutes of those, Kayla. Have I been there?

1285
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 11: No? But you have you gotta come?

1286
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, you gotta send me the invite. Yeah, you

1287
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 4: gotta see that.

1288
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 1: Maybe she doesn't know because they all wear masks.

1289
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 4: Okay, what's the what's the key to throwing a great party?

1290
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 4: In your opinion? Kayla? Ooh?

1291
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 11: Music in the food?

1292
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, I like it.

1293
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 2: I like all music and just good food.

1294
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. Are you do you like to dance at parties?

1295
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 14: We usually do, like games like Domino spades, things like that.

1296
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 1: I'd love to take you on in space yap in

1297
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: the bottle too.

1298
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 4: Maybe.

1299
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 11: Wait wait a minute, now, wait a minute, I'm.

1300
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 4: Telling you invite me to a party.

1301
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 1: Jeffery only likes one type of party, Kayla.

1302
01:00:55,880 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 4: Clearly, anyway, it's your turn. Oh, I love drop. Should

1303
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 4: we give up on the game too exciteds Here we go,

1304
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 4: Brick you're ready. Your time starts now. Today is Donald

1305
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 4: Duck Day. What's the name of his girlfriend Daisy? In

1306
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 4: which California city is the zip code nine O two

1307
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 4: one zero, Beverly Hills. What is the currency of Mexico

1308
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 4: the Peso? When humans exhale, what gas do they breathe out?

1309
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 1: Carbon?

1310
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 4: The symbol for the World Wildlife Federation is what animal

1311
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 4: that's native to Asia?

1312
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 1: Panda?

1313
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 4: What is Batman's real name?

1314
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 1: Wayne?

1315
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 4: Name the planet that is the largest volcano in our

1316
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 4: solar system.

1317
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Jupiter.

1318
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 4: Okay, that's fine. Answers are in. We're gonna head on

1319
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,959
Speaker 4: over the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.

1320
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 4: I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts Milano. Kayla,

1321
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 4: you got to correct today, Okay, Okay, that's not bad

1322
01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:57,960
Speaker 4: at all.

1323
01:01:58,040 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 1: Is that better worse than you did on the preview

1324
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:01,960
Speaker 1: radio Show's?

1325
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 14: Okay?

1326
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 4: Our questions are harder.

1327
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 2: Well Brook is a genius and god.

1328
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 4: Fun Okayla, let's go over the answer show. Ye, Donald

1329
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 4: Duck Day, the name of his girlfriend is Daisy. Daisy Duck.

1330
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 4: California city with a zip code nine O two one

1331
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 4: oho is Beverly Hills. It's popular from that old TV show.

1332
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 4: Currency of Mexico is the peso. Humans exhale carbon dioxide.

1333
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 7: Did not give that to.

1334
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 4: You, and Kayla, you said carbon monoxide. That's what your

1335
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 4: car puts out.

1336
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:36,920
Speaker 12: Yea.

1337
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 4: The symbol for the World Wildlife Federation is the panda.

1338
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 4: Batman's real name is Bruce Wayne. And the planet with

1339
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 4: the largest volcano in our solar system is Mars. It's

1340
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 4: called Olympus Mons. It's roughly the size of Arizona.

1341
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 1: Oh wow, way to do us up Mars. Okay, Hey, Kayla.

1342
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 4: It wasn't enough to be brooke, but just we're playing.

1343
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 4: We are going to give you a a family four

1344
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 4: pack of tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live at

1345
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:07,080
Speaker 4: Angela the Winds Arena on June twenty first.

1346
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 1: Oh nice, see why sounds fun? Well, Kayla, are we

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Speaker 1: now your new favorites?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: And I'm waiting for that invite to the key party,

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Speaker 4: so check your emails. Thanks Cayla, We'll be back. We're

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Speaker 4: gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow. Rookie Jeffrey in

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Speaker 4: the morning.