1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:02,080 Speaker 1: Time now for a sports update. 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 2: South Florida upsets number twenty five Boise State in a 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:09,479 Speaker 2: thirty four to seven Round the bulls. You know what 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 2: they say. You mess with the bulls, you get the horns. 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 2: Byron Brown can scoot. Don't be surprised if USF makes 6 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:21,920 Speaker 2: it to the college football Playoff. In baseball, Kyle Schwarber 7 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,479 Speaker 2: had the twenty first four home run game in MLB history, 8 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,480 Speaker 2: driving in nine runs in the Phillies nineteen to four 9 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 2: win over the Break Schwarps four homers, third time this season, 10 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 2: taken away from a four homer game. 11 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 1: And finally, it is. 12 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 2: Illegal to hunt whales in Utah, a landlocked state. 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, Swarps, Forbes. 14 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 3: Got a gent play there. 15 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 2: He is Mark cockban. 16 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: Uh trade. 17 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 2: I was laughing with Hoffe before we came on. When 18 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:06,200 Speaker 2: the Micah Parson trade happens. We bring into pick guns. 19 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: Because it's interesting. 20 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,760 Speaker 3: You have a good offense with Danny White and Drew Pearson, 21 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 3: and sho you go, do you really want to break 22 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 3: up that? I say, Danny White and Drew Pearson? 23 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: Is he? 24 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 4: It took me a second to realize that with the 25 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 4: names from two generations ago. I'm sorry, Mark Hackman Tis three. 26 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 4: I've got to get used to your comedy stylings against Yes, yes, 27 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 4: very unique. 28 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 1: Is that a Justin Fields jersey next to you? I did? 29 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 1: I did put that there for you. I put it 30 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: there for you. 31 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 3: My son is a huge Bears fan, loves Justin Fields, 32 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 3: had it hanging in his bedroom and so I put 33 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 3: it up there just for you. Well, he still loves 34 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 3: Justin Fields after he saw many those Justin Fields always 35 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 3: thought it was a mistake. Has not taken to Caleb 36 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 3: Williams really because he loves Justin Field so much. Of course, 37 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 3: loves Justin Field. 38 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 4: Can I give you my inside information on Justin Fields please? 39 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 4: He worked out at uh this gym I work out 40 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 4: a few times. 41 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 1: Kind of a weird dude. 42 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 4: Really, there's my inside information has change, Like you know, 43 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 4: people are just like kind of a weird guy. 44 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 1: That's a give you the weird guy vibe? Yeah, yes haw? 45 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 1: Do you find it weird? 46 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 5: That is he has two trainers, one normal trainer and 47 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 5: then one trainer just for his legs. 48 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 3: Then, I mean, listen, I can't take shots at easy 49 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 3: because the way he looks versus the way I look 50 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,959 Speaker 3: is ridiculous. So it's obviously working for him, But I've 51 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,280 Speaker 3: never heard of such a thing that would almost be like, oh, 52 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 3: I order from this pizza place for the pie, and 53 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 3: then I order from that place for the top that 54 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 3: it's like, oh yeah, the pepperoni's arriving soon. How about 55 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 3: you just get it all at the same place. Like 56 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 3: the trainer so bad he can't do your legs. You 57 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,919 Speaker 3: have a trainer that's so bad at legs, you had 58 00:02:59,919 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 3: to go get someone else that. 59 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 1: I'm nervous about. Smart you should get it out of 60 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 1: a trainer, you know, like my trainer. 61 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 4: And this is what I'm nervous about because eventually this 62 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 4: is going to get back to him. I feel like 63 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 4: a cheating husband who's like going around the internet talking 64 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 4: about his affairs, and like, eventually it's going to get 65 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:21,959 Speaker 4: back to my trainer, who is my top three mount 66 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 4: rushmore of friends. 67 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,079 Speaker 1: Okay, I'm lying to him constantly. 68 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 2: The leg trainer or the main the main trainer, more friends. 69 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 1: If you're lying that often leg trainer, you know him, Stu. 70 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 1: I'm trying to have him save your life. 71 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 2: I'm aware of who he is. She was a little 72 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 2: concern he's not good at the legs. 73 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: No he's so good at. 74 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 2: This is gratifically the leg trainer. Yes, this is the leg. 75 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 2: Oh I thought this was a full trainer. I'm confused 76 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 2: that a couple of trainers cut. 77 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 1: Up, and I love the idea. As an aside, have 78 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,559 Speaker 1: you seen the new Megan Trainer? No? 79 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 3: You know she was heavy? She was Megan Trainer was heavy. 80 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 3: She is skinny as a waif. Really at some uh 81 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 3: what movie just came out? She was just at some 82 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 3: movie premiere? Yeah, google image search Megan Trainer. 83 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 1: You will not even. 84 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 3: Recognize her, although from the reaction it sounds like you 85 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:16,679 Speaker 3: want to recognize her before. 86 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 1: So she was crowd. You had the wrong crowd for 87 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 1: Drew Pearson and Meghan Trainer. 88 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 3: I thought I was working all sides of the aisle 89 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 3: here I'm goggling. 90 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:30,040 Speaker 1: Was I'm not Megan Trainer? Wow? Shocked? And you saw 91 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 1: the picture. 92 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,360 Speaker 4: A neglected or abandoned person, especially a child? 93 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, Sorry, I didn't mean to. 94 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 2: Is he tell hawk about the Uh? Who was it 95 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 2: who was showing them? 96 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 1: Oh? 97 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,280 Speaker 2: Is mikey A. I'm sorry a little fuzzy this morning. 98 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,680 Speaker 2: I spoke too much weed. It took Valhalla last night 99 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 2: a forty Milligram gummy, but I have what uh tell 100 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 2: hawk the uh the story about GDA tre out of 101 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 2: the picture, and I'm wondering if Taylor's Fradkowski. 102 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 1: I think that's well, thanks for giving away to ending. Yeah, 103 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 1: I mean, but I amazed. 104 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:09,359 Speaker 2: That no one knows who Gino fucking Toretta is, but 105 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 2: they don't know who you know Toretta is. 106 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,840 Speaker 6: So I took a picture of the zoom and I 107 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 6: sent it to a group chat with some my brothers 108 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 6: and some friends, and I said, name that quarterback and 109 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 6: it was Gino. Toretta was in, but everybody focused on 110 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,120 Speaker 6: Taylor and thought he was Bruce Gregkowski. 111 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,560 Speaker 1: I was like, you're the guy in the upper right. 112 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:39,039 Speaker 3: Strangely enough, I have Bruce Gregkowski's phone number in my 113 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 3: contact get out of. 114 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: Here, the very good Taylor's phone rings, and you remember 115 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:44,719 Speaker 1: what he looks like. 116 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 2: Mark, if you're doing sports radio right now, Taylor, please 117 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 2: call him right now. 118 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: Huh. 119 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 2: But if you're doing sports radio right, if you are, 120 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,359 Speaker 2: if you're doing it for a couple of decades and 121 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 2: you're doing it right, you will have numbers like Bruce craggcows. 122 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 1: Like you have. That's how you know someone's being in 123 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,000 Speaker 1: or radio a long time. 124 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 3: You've got a gred Kowski, like you could play the 125 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 3: game of all right, well, you know, do better than 126 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,599 Speaker 3: my Bruce Gregkowski. 127 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 1: Like there's I've got crazy numbers in here. 128 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 4: You know whose number I had on my phone that 129 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 4: even I was shocked by that these guys uncovered for me. 130 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 1: This is great, Skip Bayless. 131 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 4: Wow, I don't remember getting his phone number back when 132 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 4: I worked with him. He by the end of it 133 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,600 Speaker 4: didn't really like me, and I still have his phone number, 134 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,719 Speaker 4: which is probably not his regular phone number anymore. 135 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,599 Speaker 1: It's probably you know, changed by now. 136 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 3: But that made me I don't know me as a 137 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 3: guy who would have a specific leg trainer. 138 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 1: One right and one for the left. Yeah, like four 139 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:46,520 Speaker 1: trainers he's got. So what was that an intentional choice 140 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,679 Speaker 1: by you? Yeah? 141 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 4: No, So so the guy Blake, the Mistress trainer used 142 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,040 Speaker 4: to be my rehab guy. Like I would go to 143 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 4: him if I had an injury and then like I 144 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 4: would say, think to him, and he'd be He's a 145 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,599 Speaker 4: very nice guy. He would never say the negative about 146 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 4: my trainer, but he would just like say things that 147 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,120 Speaker 4: sort of imply like, oh, you're kind of doing this 148 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,720 Speaker 4: row and like he works with NFL players. 149 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 1: He works with like several of them. 150 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 4: I can tell you their names, battle remember them. And 151 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 4: I was like, you know what, let me give this 152 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 4: a truck and it's life changing. 153 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 1: I just love the idea of my buddy that I 154 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: love the. 155 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,600 Speaker 6: Idea that it happened like an affair, Like you know, 156 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:24,679 Speaker 6: I know this is wrong. 157 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,840 Speaker 1: We just got drunk one night and I woke up 158 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:27,960 Speaker 1: and my legs were swollen. 159 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 3: I have to meet you in a gym in Fort 160 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:35,120 Speaker 3: Pierce because I can't be recognized at a gym in 161 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 3: South Florida. 162 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,040 Speaker 1: Does this gym charge by the hour? 163 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,480 Speaker 3: I want to get in on one of these uh 164 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 3: not the hijack the segment. I want to get in 165 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,800 Speaker 3: on one of these high priced and I figure Stu 166 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,440 Speaker 3: Gotts is the guy to ask. I want to get 167 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:56,040 Speaker 3: in on one of these high priced NFL suicide pools. 168 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 1: You got me? Yeah, I got you. You want in? 169 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 1: I have one for you? Yes, yes, we do. I 170 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: do it. 171 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:07,200 Speaker 3: I'm out week one every year. This is the ridiculous 172 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 3: part of me. I'm the worst gambler on the planet, 173 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,800 Speaker 3: but I gamble a ton. But I'm like, if you want, 174 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 3: like you want win Betts fade me all season long. 175 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 3: I just put in last night, by the way, Hurricanes 176 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,560 Speaker 3: Notre Dame under forty nine and a half. Right now, 177 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 3: Crowder had said several times on the show the under. 178 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,320 Speaker 3: I think Danny Knell told us the under as well, 179 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 3: and so I, I mean, I'm the worst gambling researcher 180 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 3: of all time. But I stumbled across a weather report 181 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,760 Speaker 3: for Miami Gardens on Sunday night and it's gonna be rainy. 182 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 3: So I was like, Okay, this makes all the sense 183 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 3: in the world. The under just makes all the sense 184 00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:52,520 Speaker 3: in the world. So last night I put in under 185 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,880 Speaker 3: forty nine and a half. So if you want to 186 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,080 Speaker 3: you want to make money, you're expecting to be scored, right, 187 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,280 Speaker 3: I'm expecting forty nine and a half to go over 188 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 3: in the first half. 189 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:06,160 Speaker 2: I'm also so you want completely clear night. Wait, are 190 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,000 Speaker 2: you serious? Do you want in my suicide pool? 191 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:11,800 Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, Okay, do you guys what's big money? Mark? 192 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: What is a big money suicide pool? Like a thousand 193 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 1: dollars entry, five hundred dollars entry? Okay, I got you, 194 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:21,920 Speaker 1: It's only different numbers, right, Well, it's five thousand for me. No, 195 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:27,680 Speaker 1: it's not a half. Is that the legs covered? 196 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,280 Speaker 4: I got in and then you make the suggestion, howk 197 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,480 Speaker 4: I'll actually put in the bat? 198 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 1: How's that? Yeah? 199 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,760 Speaker 3: I don't think I've lasted in one of these pools 200 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,760 Speaker 3: beyond week two. I'm not lying, because I get in 201 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,959 Speaker 3: these pools sometimes where you can actually rebuy for the 202 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,160 Speaker 3: second week if you're one of the dummies who gets 203 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 3: bounced in the first week, and so I rebuy and 204 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:52,400 Speaker 3: then I'm out again. Remarkable, Yeah, it's remarkable. You know 205 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:56,680 Speaker 3: I have you know Ryan the owner of Funky Buddha Brewery. Yeah, 206 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 3: every longtime friend of mine. But Funky boodh is a 207 00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:03,120 Speaker 3: brewery the tap room in Oakland Park and uh right. 208 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,040 Speaker 4: My Chim's like right across the street from that. 209 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,800 Speaker 3: Reallygip, Yes, oh you got to get the yukatats at 210 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,240 Speaker 3: Funky Buddha. I just change your life, is he? I 211 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,560 Speaker 3: just changed? I mean I haven't before. Yeah, well, five 212 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,120 Speaker 3: extra minutes with the leg trainer. Turn off the calories. 213 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 3: But listen, they're worth it. But I play that so 214 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,920 Speaker 3: I I just enjoy winning or losing it. I don't 215 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 3: bet big money. I just want to do a big money. Uh, 216 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,960 Speaker 3: suicide pool, because that that has some sort of like 217 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:30,720 Speaker 3: juice to me. 218 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,560 Speaker 1: But I don't. I don't bet big money. 219 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,199 Speaker 3: I bet fifty dollars at a time, one hundred dollars 220 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,840 Speaker 3: like not not like enough won't hurt, you know, never 221 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,600 Speaker 3: hurts and never helps when I win, Like I just 222 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,200 Speaker 3: like the win. I like the feeling of winning. Ryan 223 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 3: and I though from Punky Buddha. Ryan and I play. 224 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,480 Speaker 3: You ever play wordle? 225 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,720 Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, so I play. 226 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:57,679 Speaker 3: He and I play competitive Wordle, Dortal, quardal Octortal, and 227 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:01,840 Speaker 3: seat the chrdal. Okay, so we have five games. We 228 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 3: play for twenty five dollars a day. If you sweep 229 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:10,439 Speaker 3: the other guy, it's thirty five dollars. So we play 230 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,880 Speaker 3: every day. I wake up, first thing I do Wordle. 231 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,640 Speaker 3: It's obviously all on the honor system. And I trust 232 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:18,160 Speaker 3: him and he trusts me. First thing I do wake 233 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:21,160 Speaker 3: up Wordle, send my score to Ryan. He sends me 234 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:25,680 Speaker 3: his score. About ten thirty eleven o'clock. We knock out Dortle. 235 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:29,840 Speaker 3: And now if you're up to nothing after Wordle and Dortal, 236 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,920 Speaker 3: you got him right where you want him, right, Yeah, 237 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,880 Speaker 3: you got them right where you want them. You kind 238 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:37,160 Speaker 3: of take it easy on Quardal. You got actortal see 239 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,960 Speaker 3: the Chordal is the one that can. But we played 240 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,640 Speaker 3: twenty five dollars a day up to thirty five. If 241 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:42,920 Speaker 3: you sweep the person. 242 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,360 Speaker 1: What's your strategy and wordle? Do you go same word 243 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,720 Speaker 1: to start every time? No? 244 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:55,280 Speaker 3: I feel like that's disingenuous, it's cheating. I also, interestingly enough, 245 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:59,600 Speaker 3: share my wordle score every morning with coach Jim Leharnega. 246 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:03,040 Speaker 3: There's another like a random bra. That's what sports radio 247 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:08,720 Speaker 3: is all about. I just now Roddy White. But koach 248 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:12,079 Speaker 3: El loves to play wordle as well, and so we 249 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,719 Speaker 3: share our word scores. 250 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:14,160 Speaker 1: As even take. 251 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,840 Speaker 4: When I first got into sports journalist, these are the 252 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,400 Speaker 4: types of relationships I wanted with my sources. I wanted 253 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:34,160 Speaker 4: to one day among like, Wow, I'm like finishing up 254 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:38,440 Speaker 4: my Avocado Toast, sent my wordles score to stand down 255 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,600 Speaker 4: and for him to send it back. 256 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,960 Speaker 1: That's all I care about, hawking, living my dream life. 257 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:48,000 Speaker 3: Speaking of Avocado Toast, So I have Venmo Yan. 258 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:49,559 Speaker 1: There's ale house. 259 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,679 Speaker 3: You know, you could look at Venmo and you could 260 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:55,000 Speaker 3: see your transaction history. So I had Venmo him like 261 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:58,840 Speaker 3: seventeen days in a row. I was just getting housed 262 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:03,960 Speaker 3: on Wordle Dortle Cordalctortal and seat the cordal. 263 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:04,800 Speaker 1: I just. 264 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 3: So it's twenty because you have twenty one try so 265 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:14,959 Speaker 3: I think it's thirty two words Jesus okay, Yeah, and 266 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,080 Speaker 3: a lot of scrolling up and down because you know, 267 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,320 Speaker 3: you're just looking at the phone screen. But Ryan and 268 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,280 Speaker 3: I have taken to each other if we're you know, 269 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,840 Speaker 3: if we sweep, if he's he has swept me several times. 270 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:31,240 Speaker 3: And I have woken up to have an Amazon delivery 271 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,960 Speaker 3: at my door of a broom and I have like 272 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,160 Speaker 3: six rooms, like well just you know, because they deliver 273 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:40,400 Speaker 3: it the next day, so I literally, you know, Laurie'll 274 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:44,760 Speaker 3: say there's a there's a package downstairs. It's a fucking broom. 275 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,920 Speaker 3: I knew I got swept the day before. Like and 276 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,320 Speaker 3: so we have like one closet that's got like five 277 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,640 Speaker 3: dust pans and six brooms, all sent by Ryan. 278 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,000 Speaker 1: Had not return those. 279 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,880 Speaker 4: And just tell them, hey, keep it credit send me 280 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,600 Speaker 4: a kip later that actually matters. 281 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,079 Speaker 1: So then. 282 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:06,800 Speaker 3: He had given me one week last year, He's like, Hey, 283 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:11,800 Speaker 3: I'm killing it on Ladmconkee overs. He's like, so you 284 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,400 Speaker 3: gotta bet Ladd maconkie over. I think it was like 285 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,120 Speaker 3: four and a half receptions and like, I don't know, 286 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,760 Speaker 3: thirty eight yards that day or forty nine yards that day. 287 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,320 Speaker 3: This was just a random game last season, and Ladd 288 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:30,280 Speaker 3: McConkie stats that game was maybe one target, maybe two targets, 289 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 3: one catch, twelve yards. 290 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,960 Speaker 1: It was literally the worst bet I've ever placed. 291 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:40,480 Speaker 3: And he had, so I had made for him a 292 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 3: coffee mug. You know, he can go on like one 293 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,240 Speaker 3: of those sites, and I just did a screenshot of 294 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,520 Speaker 3: him telling me lock of the week, lad maconkie over, 295 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,240 Speaker 3: and I turned it into a drinking mug for him 296 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,680 Speaker 3: so he can take it to Funky Booda and fill 297 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,960 Speaker 3: it with beer. Anyway, speaking of the avocado toast, So 298 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 3: Ryan's been kicking my ass. Yesterday, I get a packet 299 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:04,360 Speaker 3: from Amazon and it's this, and I go, I don't 300 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,840 Speaker 3: even know what it is. I thought it was like 301 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 3: one of these la boo boos everyone's talking about. I 302 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,280 Speaker 3: have no fucking clue what this is. 303 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:11,520 Speaker 1: So I text him. 304 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 3: I know it came from him because there's no name 305 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 3: on it, there's no nothing. I text him, I go, 306 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,480 Speaker 3: what the fuck is this he goes avocado toast, stuffed 307 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:21,240 Speaker 3: avocado toast, avocado toast toy for luck. 308 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,880 Speaker 1: You're having a rough goal of it lately. 309 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,560 Speaker 3: I've got a little avocado toast, a little plush uh 310 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,120 Speaker 3: plush doll. 311 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:35,600 Speaker 2: I just came across Alden Smith, texted my wordle score. 312 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,160 Speaker 2: I told you the story about Alden Smith. Right hawk, 313 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,960 Speaker 2: I was getting a uh my wife was telling me 314 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,800 Speaker 2: to get a foot massage and forever and to get 315 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,160 Speaker 2: a pedicure and a manicure and all that stuff. So 316 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,520 Speaker 2: I went to a place in Manhattan and I got 317 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,080 Speaker 2: all that stuff done. And when she was doing my feet, 318 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 2: the nails, the whole massage, everything, I texted Abby. 319 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,920 Speaker 1: I said, you were right, this is better than sex. 320 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,440 Speaker 2: Now, Abby and all did are not that far apart 321 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 2: my contact. I made the mistake of sending that to 322 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:13,080 Speaker 2: Alden Smith, the former defensive end for the San Francisco 323 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,280 Speaker 2: forty nine ers. I believe he still hasn't respond. 324 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,880 Speaker 4: Can you tell me the name of this pedicure place, 325 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 4: because I've had. 326 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,840 Speaker 1: A few and it's never been that good. 327 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,160 Speaker 2: It was New York City, so somewhere on the Upper 328 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,360 Speaker 2: East Side, I don't know. There's one of every other 329 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,080 Speaker 2: stores is a pedicure place. 330 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,480 Speaker 3: When we moved downtown to downtown Boca, there were all 331 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:36,720 Speaker 3: these foot massage places where they call them like Reflexology. 332 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:41,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, met Spazz, yeah, but like specifically foot that's it, 333 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:42,560 Speaker 1: that's all they do. 334 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,920 Speaker 3: Fan There was one that was right near our building 335 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 3: and they closed, and that was one of the reasons 336 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 3: I was excited to move downtown for several reasons. I 337 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,320 Speaker 3: wanted to be able to wake up in the morning 338 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,800 Speaker 3: and go get an avocado toast, just walk downstairs, gett 339 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,320 Speaker 3: an avocado toast, a cappuccino problem solved. I wanted to 340 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,320 Speaker 3: be able to walk out of my door several times 341 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,680 Speaker 3: a day to get Florida Lottery Cash Pop tickets. And 342 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,680 Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys play cash Pop. It's 343 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,240 Speaker 3: the greatest fucking game the lottery ever invented. One number, 344 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:17,400 Speaker 3: it's one number that there's fifteen so they it's essentially 345 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,320 Speaker 3: the best way to explain it is five times a 346 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:24,240 Speaker 3: day the Florida Lottery spins a roulette wheel. 347 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,960 Speaker 1: It's really number generated. It's random number generated. 348 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,840 Speaker 3: But think of it as one roulette wheel spin five 349 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,400 Speaker 3: times a day, and the only numbers there are one 350 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,120 Speaker 3: through fifteen. 351 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:34,760 Speaker 1: Wow. 352 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:40,920 Speaker 3: So there's a morning, a midday, an afternoon, I think 353 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,280 Speaker 3: it's morning, mattinee, afternoon, evening, late night. 354 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:48,160 Speaker 1: Five drawings a day, so you can play a one. 355 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:52,040 Speaker 3: Dollar cash pop ticket, two dollars, five dollars, or ten dollars. 356 00:17:52,359 --> 00:17:54,480 Speaker 1: So I always play ten dollar cash pop tickets. 357 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:58,439 Speaker 3: Part of the fun of cash Pop is you don't 358 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,720 Speaker 3: know what your prize is going to be until the 359 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,160 Speaker 3: ticket prints out. 360 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:03,480 Speaker 1: Wow. 361 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,760 Speaker 3: So you have two moments of fun in cash Pop. 362 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:10,199 Speaker 3: The first moment is when the ticket comes out and 363 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,399 Speaker 3: you're hoping for a big potential prize because now the 364 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:17,159 Speaker 3: drawing has sticks. And then the next part of the 365 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,240 Speaker 3: fun is when you check the lottery website to see 366 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,439 Speaker 3: what the number is for that particular drawing. 367 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,800 Speaker 1: So you do a ten dollars cash Pop ticket. 368 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,639 Speaker 3: Minimum fifty is the prize, so if you see fifty, 369 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,720 Speaker 3: you're kind of disappointed. 370 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,959 Speaker 1: It's like playing nickel slots. It's like I can win 371 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,080 Speaker 1: fifty dollars, who cares? 372 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,480 Speaker 3: But it could be up to twelve hundred. So when 373 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:39,520 Speaker 3: you see the twelve hundred, you're like, holy shit. Number 374 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,120 Speaker 3: eight comes up in the midday. This is a biggie 375 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,040 Speaker 3: so I wanted to be able to walk out of 376 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,440 Speaker 3: my place and get a cash pop ticket. 377 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,399 Speaker 1: Problem solved. 378 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,000 Speaker 3: There's a place called Sultan's right down the street, very 379 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 3: nice Turkish family, and I go there. 380 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:52,600 Speaker 1: They know me. 381 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 3: I've never bought in two years anything but cash pop ticket. 382 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:57,119 Speaker 1: Never. 383 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,560 Speaker 3: I have never supported their store and anyway other than 384 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,320 Speaker 3: cash Why. 385 00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:02,920 Speaker 1: Is it relevant that they're Turkish. 386 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:09,840 Speaker 3: Just because the place is called Sultan's. I thought, and then, 387 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,200 Speaker 3: and then the other thing I want to do was 388 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:12,560 Speaker 3: be able. 389 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,920 Speaker 1: To get a foot massage. The place flow, and I 390 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,360 Speaker 1: don't want a thousand years old Jesus Christ. I want 391 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:21,400 Speaker 1: to walk too far because then my feet are sweaty. 392 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,600 Speaker 3: I feel like it's a bad look you walk into 393 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,560 Speaker 3: the foot massage place. 394 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,280 Speaker 1: That's a bad look. 395 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,040 Speaker 4: If you're let me know if you have this theory 396 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,840 Speaker 4: on lottery tickets. I don't think this really works with 397 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,360 Speaker 4: cash pop unless it's maybe like if you buy it 398 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,639 Speaker 4: literally the last minute before you can and uh, and 399 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,360 Speaker 4: if there's like a system in place where they definitely 400 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,879 Speaker 4: don't pick the number that has the most amount, you know. 401 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:42,679 Speaker 1: But anyway, my. 402 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,639 Speaker 7: Dad always used to say, you have to buy the 403 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:50,520 Speaker 7: lottery ticket as close to the deadline as possible, because 404 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,560 Speaker 7: they're a bunch of cheaters over there and it and 405 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,240 Speaker 7: they've got it. 406 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,280 Speaker 4: Figured, like they know, you know, they've got it planned. Okay, 407 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,400 Speaker 4: this these numbers can't win. People have already played them. 408 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,360 Speaker 4: But if you get right under the deadline, you might 409 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,680 Speaker 4: actually slip under and win the lottery. So I used 410 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,600 Speaker 4: to go play the lottery for him at like ten 411 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,080 Speaker 4: thirty or whatever the last all the time. 412 00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,520 Speaker 1: Here you go, dad, here's your chance. He was like, 413 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,359 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for listening to me. 414 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:18,000 Speaker 3: The only reason that seems like folly is that they 415 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,639 Speaker 3: don't keep It's not a private for profit business in states, 416 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,720 Speaker 3: so they don't. 417 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,040 Speaker 1: They don't keep the money that doesn't get one. 418 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,280 Speaker 3: They have to give it away at some point, so 419 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,280 Speaker 3: it just keeps accumulating. So I don't know what. I 420 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,560 Speaker 3: don't know how it would benefit them to fix it. 421 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,400 Speaker 3: So there's no winners in a particular draw. 422 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,639 Speaker 4: I know it's noted logico when my dad said it, 423 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,040 Speaker 4: But wait, we were a quarter of away, a quarter 424 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 4: of away through your day. 425 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,400 Speaker 1: There hawks a foot massage. 426 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,920 Speaker 3: So I go to get my first foot massage. This 427 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,000 Speaker 3: is several months ago. It's one of these it's Asian 428 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,360 Speaker 3: foot massage. It's how foot massage is how foot massage. 429 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:55,040 Speaker 3: So we go to get it, my wife and I together, 430 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,960 Speaker 3: and I'm all excited about it because oh this is 431 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,400 Speaker 3: I love a foot massage. 432 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,520 Speaker 1: We're laying on the couch. I'm always asking rub my feet, 433 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,640 Speaker 1: massage my feet. And so we go to this foot 434 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,480 Speaker 1: massage place. I couldn't be more excited. 435 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,879 Speaker 3: We get in there and I'm like, I'm going to 436 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,960 Speaker 3: send out instagrams like you know, I love doing all 437 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,119 Speaker 3: this shit, like this is great. I'm gonna put it 438 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,119 Speaker 3: on Snapchat. I mean everyone, oh, look at you, you 439 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,640 Speaker 3: or such a I think my currency is when people 440 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,840 Speaker 3: are like, you're an idiot, I hate what you do. 441 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,679 Speaker 1: Like that's my currency, that's what you are. 442 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,000 Speaker 3: You're hoping for that response, right, And so we go 443 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,720 Speaker 3: to this place and it's just like sh and we 444 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,119 Speaker 3: walk you into a room. It's completely dark. There's like 445 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:43,000 Speaker 3: twelve people on their backs on these massage tables getting 446 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:47,840 Speaker 3: foot massages. It's completely dark, like it's it's almost like, 447 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,280 Speaker 3: what's the what's that roller coaster at Disney World? The 448 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,920 Speaker 3: one that the is a terrible police mountain Space Mountains 449 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,640 Speaker 3: a terrible roller coaster if it wasn't pitch black in there, right, 450 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,919 Speaker 3: But it's the worst roller coaster. 451 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,680 Speaker 4: Used to better. They got rid of the big drop. 452 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,760 Speaker 4: I think because somebody died. 453 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,840 Speaker 3: There's no big drop in It's like built in a 454 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,439 Speaker 3: family room. They literally, I guarantee you they made that 455 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,879 Speaker 3: roller coaster. Seventy people wrote it in nineteen sixty whatever. 456 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,920 Speaker 3: When they first built it. They all said this is terrible, 457 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,879 Speaker 3: and so Walt Disney said, you know what, intomb it 458 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,800 Speaker 3: and make it pitch black. It's the only way we 459 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,960 Speaker 3: can save this thing, because this thing sucks. I always 460 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,920 Speaker 3: maintained Cookie Crisp Cereal is a huge mistake. Somebody made 461 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,919 Speaker 3: the worst cookies of all time. They forgot an ingredient. 462 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,400 Speaker 3: You ever had Cookie Crisp Cereal and the cardboard the 463 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:40,479 Speaker 3: worst fucking cookies ever. But because it's cold cookie crisp, 464 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,119 Speaker 3: kids want them. I guarantee you that those were a mistake. 465 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:49,760 Speaker 3: Somebody was baking cookies. They forgot sugar or some important 466 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,920 Speaker 3: thing and they were like, well, I don't know, I 467 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,840 Speaker 3: don't want these to go to waste. Throw them in 468 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,560 Speaker 3: a bowl of milk. See if the kids eat them 469 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,760 Speaker 3: and call it the little cereal and the kids are like, oh. 470 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,920 Speaker 1: Cook kie cereal. It's great. Doesn't matter how it tastes. 471 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,280 Speaker 1: It's a bowl full of cookies. Guys like, you know. 472 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,040 Speaker 3: What, we can turn out a ton of these cookies. 473 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,439 Speaker 3: We don't ever have to buy sugar or dough. I 474 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,480 Speaker 3: don't know what whatever is in a cookie. There's no 475 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,720 Speaker 3: chips in there, there's nothing. I think they draw a 476 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 3: couple of dark lines on them with a marker with 477 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,640 Speaker 3: a sharpiet in there. 478 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,160 Speaker 1: And then but kids love cookie Crisp because of the name. 479 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,720 Speaker 1: What was it talking cookie Crisp? I think commercials. 480 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,760 Speaker 4: You know, a lot of people have actually died on 481 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,520 Speaker 4: Space Mountain. 482 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,480 Speaker 1: Huck died, Yeah, in history. 483 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,120 Speaker 4: I think that's why they made it such a lame 484 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,480 Speaker 4: ride now is because a little dangerous. 485 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,080 Speaker 1: How would you die on that? It's a kidtie roller coaster? 486 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,200 Speaker 1: It is now a roller coaster? No way. 487 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm telling you, if they turned the lights on 488 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,720 Speaker 3: in there and you saw what you were riding. 489 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,520 Speaker 4: Can I read you a headline from April twenty eight, 490 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 4: twenty twenty five. 491 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,639 Speaker 1: Where's it from? 492 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,639 Speaker 3: It's a good question, right, you know what from the 493 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,000 Speaker 3: same company that told your dad about the lottery scale. 494 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,359 Speaker 1: What is Have you ever heard of mouse trapped news? 495 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:05,960 Speaker 1: I have. 496 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,480 Speaker 6: I was gonna say, Unfortunately, I have a bunch of 497 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,840 Speaker 6: muckrakers combs to my door every morning. 498 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, probably not for you right now. 499 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,879 Speaker 3: Anyway, I go to this tow foot massage place. I 500 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,560 Speaker 3: can't do any kind of camera. They don't even allow 501 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,400 Speaker 3: me to talk to my wife. I like, lean over, 502 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,760 Speaker 3: I'm like, are you in. 503 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,639 Speaker 1: And so so? I never I never went back. 504 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,320 Speaker 3: I thought it I'd be sitting in a chair akin 505 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:40,600 Speaker 3: to a pedicure, Like I've never seen a pedicure happen 506 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,680 Speaker 3: in the dark. I just feel like, if it's going 507 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:46,960 Speaker 3: on completely in the dark, something's off. That's why I 508 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,679 Speaker 3: think Space Mountain, like, I want to see what that 509 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,280 Speaker 3: place looks like with the lights on. 510 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,280 Speaker 1: Is he might be right. There may be a floor 511 00:24:54,760 --> 00:25:00,960 Speaker 1: littered with dead bodies. They don't you turn the lights on. 512 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,080 Speaker 1: No one knows what's going on in there. 513 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,880 Speaker 3: But they could do that with any roller coaster. It's 514 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,959 Speaker 3: essentially any crappy roller coaster. They just go here at 515 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,879 Speaker 3: the at the front, they give you a blindfold. They 516 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,840 Speaker 3: go Now, it's a good roller coaster. You can't see 517 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,280 Speaker 3: what's coming? Because like, honestly, if you saw that little 518 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,639 Speaker 3: turn to the right coming and you knew it was coming, 519 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,520 Speaker 3: you're like, all right, there we are. 520 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,200 Speaker 1: Here comes the little right current. 521 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,600 Speaker 3: Air force because you can't see it then, But how 522 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,720 Speaker 3: do people die on there? 523 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,000 Speaker 1: Do their heads get chopped off? 524 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:30,920 Speaker 5: Their stories? 525 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,080 Speaker 1: Yeah? I know there was actually park in New Jersey 526 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,480 Speaker 1: when that happened, an actual decapitation. 527 00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,600 Speaker 2: Yes, when they were testing out the riots before they 528 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,280 Speaker 2: opened the park, people's were getting decapitated. 529 00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:48,280 Speaker 1: Yes, more than one. There's a whole documentary about it. 530 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,800 Speaker 1: I think it was just fun. It's just what what 531 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,719 Speaker 1: was that? That water park? What's that? Is that? The 532 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,439 Speaker 1: water park doc? Yeah? 533 00:25:55,480 --> 00:26:00,000 Speaker 2: In Jersey hockey excited for the for the Miami game. Here, 534 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,800 Speaker 2: you have your jacket on. You went to the U 535 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,600 Speaker 2: they're playing Notre Dame. We had Sean McDonough on today. 536 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:07,240 Speaker 2: Are you excited for the game? 537 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,720 Speaker 1: I'm very excited. 538 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,680 Speaker 3: I don't I don't know how I feel about starting 539 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,720 Speaker 3: out a season with a game of this magnitude. It 540 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,560 Speaker 3: feels too early for this because game one can start 541 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,639 Speaker 3: to write a narrative, and the problem is you're coming 542 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,600 Speaker 3: off such a great season with cam Ward it's like, 543 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,720 Speaker 3: are you doing Carson Beck? And obviously, when you're scheduling 544 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,560 Speaker 3: this stuff, you don't know what your quarterback situation is 545 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,359 Speaker 3: going to be, but it's like, are you doing a 546 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,639 Speaker 3: disservice to Carson Beck? Although numerous people have pointed out 547 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,199 Speaker 3: on our show this week, like Carson Beck sec like 548 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,919 Speaker 3: they play six games of this magnitude during a season, 549 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:45,040 Speaker 3: seven games, eight games, So if anyone can handle bright 550 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,560 Speaker 3: lights and you know, prime time and being the only 551 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,520 Speaker 3: game in town, it's probably Carson Beck. 552 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,959 Speaker 1: So I don't know, I'm excited. 553 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,879 Speaker 3: I think I'm I think I'm unreasonably excited for the 554 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,440 Speaker 3: Hurricanes and the Dolphins. I think I'm on an island 555 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,399 Speaker 3: on both of those. But I think the Dolphins are 556 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,879 Speaker 3: going to prize everyone this season. 557 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:02,640 Speaker 1: Huh. 558 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,800 Speaker 5: I really hate to derel us Mousetrap News. It says 559 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:11,760 Speaker 5: Mousetrap is the leading Disney satire news sharing the most 560 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,520 Speaker 5: up to date fake Disney news. The lead story on 561 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:19,040 Speaker 5: their website right now says breaking Taylor Swift's wedding will 562 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:19,880 Speaker 5: be at Disney World. 563 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,359 Speaker 1: So that was easy source. 564 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,320 Speaker 3: At least we're up to date, all right, So good 565 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,719 Speaker 3: news for those who like Space Mountain. 566 00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,320 Speaker 1: No one has died bad news. 567 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,720 Speaker 3: It really is a kid's roller coaster, but it's placed 568 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,719 Speaker 3: in it's almost it's entombed, like Chernobyle. 569 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,200 Speaker 1: So it makes it that one. 570 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,320 Speaker 4: Of us, as a journalist, what do we think of 571 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,639 Speaker 4: the what do we think of the US one journalist? 572 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,240 Speaker 1: The one journalist got pulled. 573 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,119 Speaker 4: By the satire news doing live research? What do we 574 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,480 Speaker 4: think of the US Sun? Does that sound like a 575 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,280 Speaker 4: real uh news organization? Yeah, that's Reynolds, right, Yeah, that's good. 576 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,600 Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, I was. 577 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:01,560 Speaker 4: Sated, disfigured, and crushed to death the most gruesome Disney 578 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,879 Speaker 4: disasters to hit the beloved theme park. 579 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:09,720 Speaker 1: You say in Orlando Sentinel, that's a great question. How 580 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 1: it was sun spelled? So en. 581 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:22,000 Speaker 3: Mice chat, did you see uh you lament the demise 582 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,240 Speaker 3: of the newspaper? Is he? 583 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,119 Speaker 1: Did you see the Atlanta Journal Constitution is no longer 584 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: going to print newspapers? I did not see that. 585 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,040 Speaker 4: Is that they're still going to put out the web version, 586 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:38,440 Speaker 4: so they're not going under altogether. Yeah, what do we 587 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,000 Speaker 4: need it for other than waiting rooms? 588 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:40,480 Speaker 1: Yeah? 589 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:44,600 Speaker 3: It just feels like a part of Americana that dies. 590 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,880 Speaker 1: People sometimes have difficulty with that. 591 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,040 Speaker 2: Like just yes, yes, I used to love getting the 592 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,120 Speaker 2: paper and just spread out the sports page, look at 593 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,640 Speaker 2: the spreads, look at the box scores. 594 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,560 Speaker 1: That's something that's been lost. You know in Chicago have 595 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,120 Speaker 1: the Sun Times and the Tribe. 596 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,080 Speaker 4: Yea more of a long for it if it hadn't 597 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,040 Speaker 4: already been gone for so long. Like whenever I you know, 598 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,480 Speaker 4: look up look through old boxes and find pictures or 599 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,400 Speaker 4: newspapers with my columns on it, or even like big 600 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,960 Speaker 4: event columns like the Gators win in the National Championship, 601 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,720 Speaker 4: I'm like, wow, I held onto this. I don't know why, 602 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,280 Speaker 4: but I held onto this, and so I'll just keep 603 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,920 Speaker 4: it for a little bit longer. H So in that respect, yeah, 604 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,480 Speaker 4: that like that not happening again is kind of you know, 605 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,800 Speaker 4: I feel bad for people, but it happened for me, 606 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 4: So I'm good. 607 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,240 Speaker 1: You know, Sun Sentinel costs to guts. 608 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,960 Speaker 3: I happened to be at wah Wah the other day 609 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 3: and I look like a Tuesday or Wednesday edition of 610 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,200 Speaker 3: the Sun Sentinel, which is maybe eighteen pages, now you 611 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,960 Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like it's really thin. 612 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,400 Speaker 1: How much do you think that is? 613 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,040 Speaker 4: I mean, I used to get the Sun Sentinel daily, 614 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,840 Speaker 4: or if I would, it would be thirty five cents. 615 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,440 Speaker 4: Since it's like a long time ago, so I'm going 616 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,880 Speaker 4: to say fifty cents. 617 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,320 Speaker 1: Fifty cents. I'm gonna say three dollars and fifty cents 618 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,600 Speaker 1: four and a half dollars. 619 00:29:55,720 --> 00:30:00,240 Speaker 3: What what one Sun Sentinel on a Wednesday? 620 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,080 Speaker 1: A four and a half dollars? Not a special edition, 621 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,760 Speaker 1: not a collect What is the Sunday paper these days? 622 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:13,640 Speaker 1: Probably seven bucks? That I was staggered when I saw that. Wait, 623 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,920 Speaker 1: back when newspapers mattered, what did they cost? 624 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,200 Speaker 3: I mean used to be able to put a quarter 625 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,480 Speaker 3: in and you could take a stack of like fifteen. 626 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:25,560 Speaker 1: Right, you're the problem. You are the problem. No, the 627 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,040 Speaker 1: best hack used for me. I used to love US 628 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,080 Speaker 1: USA today. I had twenty of them. I mean, well, 629 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,200 Speaker 1: I used to love USA today. 630 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,280 Speaker 3: So I would stop at the Courtyard by Marriott on 631 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,760 Speaker 3: Glades and UH and get the free one. They would 632 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,080 Speaker 3: just stack them up there on the front desk, you know, 633 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,560 Speaker 3: for the hotel guests. 634 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,440 Speaker 1: Sometimes I would talk to the free breakfast. 635 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,000 Speaker 4: Put you in my head for a second. When I 636 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,000 Speaker 4: used to buy newspapers. 637 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,200 Speaker 1: He's been holed for thirty years. 638 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,480 Speaker 4: I used to, like, I used to feel so bad 639 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,160 Speaker 4: about the idea of somebody thinking I'm taking two newspapers, 640 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,360 Speaker 4: so I would like take one out, like flap it around, 641 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,440 Speaker 4: make sure it was obvious that I only have one, 642 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,040 Speaker 4: like Profo's that box, and then just be like, let 643 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,640 Speaker 4: me start reading my singular newspaper, because I always feel 644 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 4: like there's an undercover cop like right on the corner there, 645 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,320 Speaker 4: like this guy. 646 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 1: I used to actually do that too. 647 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:17,120 Speaker 3: I was probably inordinately scared of someone thinking that I 648 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,480 Speaker 3: was taking an extra newspaper like that out of all 649 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,400 Speaker 3: the things, because we all want to go over the 650 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,120 Speaker 3: speed limit every now and then, you know, like you 651 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,320 Speaker 3: try to get over on certain things, but to steal 652 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,280 Speaker 3: an extra newspaper for a quarter, like yes, yeah, it 653 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,680 Speaker 3: just seemed like one of the lowest things that you 654 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:34,120 Speaker 3: could do. 655 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,000 Speaker 1: Why are you so high on the Dolphins? Man? I 656 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:38,600 Speaker 1: love Tua. 657 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,920 Speaker 3: I think Tua is so fucking good, and I think 658 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,680 Speaker 3: I think their offense is great, and I think I 659 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,440 Speaker 3: think the way that I've described it on the air 660 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,360 Speaker 3: is last year was the aberration. I feel like they're 661 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,680 Speaker 3: coming off twenty twenty three. I think last year everything 662 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,080 Speaker 3: that could go wrong did go wrong. I don't think 663 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,640 Speaker 3: Mike McDaniel forgot how to be creative, and I think 664 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,920 Speaker 3: I think Waddle and Tyreek as your receivers. And I 665 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,640 Speaker 3: don't know what Darren Waller is going to end up 666 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,480 Speaker 3: being or not, but I love Devon a Chan. I 667 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,200 Speaker 3: think Ali Gordon is going to be a really good back. 668 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,640 Speaker 3: I think they have the capability of putting up a 669 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,440 Speaker 3: lot of points. And I think the demise of the 670 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:25,480 Speaker 3: defense is overblown, right, I just think they're Everyone is 671 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,680 Speaker 3: remembering twenty twenty four, discounting twenty twenty three. I'm doing 672 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:34,200 Speaker 3: the opposite. I'm remembering twenty twenty three. I'm discounting twenty 673 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:34,760 Speaker 3: twenty four. 674 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,440 Speaker 2: Listen, is he The key to answering that question is 675 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,200 Speaker 2: naming as many dolphins as you can. 676 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,920 Speaker 4: He named a few more than I was expecting. 677 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,440 Speaker 1: They just judah and that's a big addition to the defense, right. 678 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,840 Speaker 2: Right that boys, before you realize, he stopped at Drew Pearson, 679 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,760 Speaker 2: Danny White, Drew Pearson, that's it, that's all. 680 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, while there is one of the first names you said, 681 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:53,960 Speaker 4: and he hasn't played at all. 682 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,840 Speaker 1: But I know that's the thing. I don't know what 683 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:56,400 Speaker 1: he's gonna be. 684 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,280 Speaker 3: But again, if you discount the way that I'm doing 685 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:03,920 Speaker 3: conveniently the past couple of seasons and only think about 686 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,680 Speaker 3: his Pro Bowl seasons, then you know you feel like, Hey, 687 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,560 Speaker 3: although I did that with Odell, admittedly. 688 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,560 Speaker 4: I don't care too much, Like I'm not gonna sit 689 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,720 Speaker 4: here and argue with you about Tua and. 690 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,320 Speaker 1: How good he is. 691 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,520 Speaker 4: I just think if you don't have proper protection, none 692 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,880 Speaker 4: of this stuff can happen, none of the gimmicky plays, 693 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,680 Speaker 4: none of the Hey, Tua and Tyreek can hook up 694 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,080 Speaker 4: for two thousand yards, and I just don't think they've 695 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,280 Speaker 4: put the investment in the protection, and so I think 696 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,480 Speaker 4: eventually it's gonna fall apart. 697 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:35,120 Speaker 3: Patrick Paul, though, looks legit, and he does get rid 698 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,920 Speaker 3: of the ball quickly, so you mask. Listen, any team 699 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,760 Speaker 3: crowd will tell you it doesn't matter where the deficiency is, right. 700 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,360 Speaker 3: Any team has to mask some deficiency somewhere. No team 701 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,840 Speaker 3: is fully stacked in every position, so you've got to 702 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,360 Speaker 3: mask a deficiency somewhere. The Dolphins mask that O line 703 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,720 Speaker 3: deficiency by having Tua get the ball out super quick, 704 00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,440 Speaker 3: So it's a way to mitigate what could be a 705 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,280 Speaker 3: problem spot. 706 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:01,960 Speaker 1: Again, I don't. 707 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,479 Speaker 4: I don't want to, you know, hit my bone fides here. 708 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,880 Speaker 4: But as an offensive coordinator for a flag football team, 709 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:15,640 Speaker 4: it's very you can draw up as many pass quick 710 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:20,279 Speaker 4: passes as a handicheck. As many quick passes is eventually 711 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,840 Speaker 4: you're going to need time to make things work, especially 712 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,480 Speaker 4: in the playoffs, because if you're throwing everything quickly, the 713 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,160 Speaker 4: defense will be on that and so if they don't 714 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,640 Speaker 4: actually have that protection for you know, a good portion 715 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:34,960 Speaker 4: of the season, especially late in the season, I just 716 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:35,479 Speaker 4: don't buy. 717 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,560 Speaker 1: Why are you getting on the Dolphins. He just wants 718 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,480 Speaker 1: to name names and tell you why they're good. 719 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,640 Speaker 3: I am gonna tell you. I am the president of 720 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:48,120 Speaker 3: the Iken Bros. I believe the Liam Eikenberg slander is 721 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:52,640 Speaker 3: so overblown that I am the president of the Iken Bros. 722 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:53,200 Speaker 1: Are you? 723 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,239 Speaker 3: I also had a take that Storm Duck and Jack 724 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,040 Speaker 3: Jones are the next pants or Tean and Sam Madison, 725 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,239 Speaker 3: So take everything I say with a grain of salt. 726 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:09,080 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're right, I'm sorry breaking doesn't care. But honestly, 727 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,239 Speaker 1: here's what happens with Leam Eikenberg. 728 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,360 Speaker 3: People talk about him, they use him like a punchline, 729 00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,120 Speaker 3: and he's not that bad. 730 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,920 Speaker 1: He's not an all pro lineman. He's not that bad. 731 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:26,600 Speaker 3: Do you remember Mark Colombo? Of course, Well, Leam, Mikeenberg 732 00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:27,760 Speaker 3: is not Mark Colombo. 733 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,080 Speaker 1: So join me with the Iken Bros. 734 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,640 Speaker 3: Watch to have all the time in the world back 735 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:37,600 Speaker 3: there this season and watch them average forty two to 736 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,359 Speaker 3: forty five points. 737 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,799 Speaker 1: I guess it's so much better. You're right. 738 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,960 Speaker 3: I see ten and seven easily, unless here's the only caveat. 739 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,600 Speaker 3: Oh caveats, they lose to Indianapolis Week one. I have 740 00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:53,560 Speaker 3: him going like two and fifteen, the rare one must 741 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:58,719 Speaker 3: win game. I bet I'm betting a house on the Dolphins. 742 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,600 Speaker 3: Dolphins money they gets. I think they're getting plus one 743 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,759 Speaker 3: and a half. They're better than the Indianapolis Colts. They 744 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,399 Speaker 3: are better. They should win that game. What he's doing 745 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,799 Speaker 3: is giving you gambling advice. Okay, he is telling you 746 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,280 Speaker 3: to pound the full. 747 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,520 Speaker 1: To fade him. 748 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:17,520 Speaker 4: So I'm so confused and right, what is the proper advice? 749 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,040 Speaker 1: He doesn't believe. 750 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,880 Speaker 3: I fully believe what I'm saying and what I'm going 751 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,160 Speaker 3: to gamble, but I'm telling you, based on past performance, 752 00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:27,479 Speaker 3: it's all going to be wrong. 753 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:28,279 Speaker 1: Right. 754 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,240 Speaker 3: I thought the next great um quarterback was Tate Martel.