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Speaker 1: Sister Fred is here. Good morning Amanda, Good morning special guest.

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Speaker 1: How is Mave?

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Speaker 2: She is sleeping. She woke up two times last night,

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Speaker 2: but that's okay, it's not that bad.

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Speaker 1: Okay. How is Polly?

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Speaker 2: She's here.

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Speaker 3: She has her headphones on because she's listening to her

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Speaker 3: like tunis or Tony's. I don't know what they're called,

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Speaker 3: but if you hear a noise in the background, it's her.

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Speaker 2: And I think she wants to say hi at the end.

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Speaker 1: Okay, good because I would hate to inconvenience her. Her

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Speaker 1: other new favorite thing is to hang up on me

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Speaker 1: on FaceTime. She just loves to push the button. She

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Speaker 1: thinks that's so funny.

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Speaker 2: Like off the red button.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you been like an emoji yet on FaceTime?

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Speaker 1: Like a giraffe? I used to do that. I used

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Speaker 1: to do that when she was littler, and she did

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Speaker 1: not like it. Yeah. Yeah, that didn't go well. I

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Speaker 1: was actually forbidden from doing that ever again. And mana,

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Speaker 1: it's only but it came up earlier. I don't remember

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Speaker 1: how we were talking about your wedding and about how

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Speaker 1: mom Mother's Day after she had her little freak out

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Speaker 1: after she sort of gave you away. If you remember that,

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Speaker 1: memberhy you had your little moment in the room, and

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Speaker 1: then she came out and like start crying and told

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Speaker 1: me never to leave her. Yes, you knew by that.

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Speaker 1: And then we walked down the aisle and then she

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Speaker 1: whispers in my ear, how many of those bridesmaids did

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Speaker 1: you bang? And the answer was it was about it

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Speaker 1: was about ninety five point six percent. But but where

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Speaker 1: this story went was how you Amanda, my sister who

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Speaker 1: is eight years younger. You would facilitate this like you

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Speaker 1: would say, this is a great idea, and then you

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Speaker 1: would put us together, and then you would leave Irish exit,

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Speaker 1: and then the next morning I would get a call

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Speaker 1: from Dad screaming at me because you were upset.

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Speaker 3: That was only the one time, and I don't remember

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Speaker 3: why I about that one. No, in general, I was

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Speaker 3: like a glorified pimp for you, like I would just

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Speaker 3: like my friends would think you were cute. I had

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Speaker 3: no problem with it, and we would all just hang out.

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Speaker 2: And I specifically remember the one from God. Do you

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Speaker 2: remember that rattle steak rattlesnake or something? And I can't

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Speaker 2: delivered her and you're like, I don't even want this one.

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Speaker 2: What was you doing here?

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's that's right. That wasn't one of your friends.

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Speaker 1: That was somebody, that was somebody from the past. I mean,

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Speaker 1: Amanda was like truly the best wing woman you could

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Speaker 1: ever imagine. And a girl met us at this bar

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Speaker 1: in Dallas, and I guess I knew her from earlier

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Speaker 1: in life. I guess I don't know. And and I

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Speaker 1: was like, if she were hanging out, I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go now. I'm like a man, I'm leaving,

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Speaker 1: like nothing's going to happen here. And then I go

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Speaker 1: to my room in the hotel room, and we're in

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Speaker 1: the lobby of the hotel at this bar that at

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Speaker 1: the time was supposed to be like the place to

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Speaker 1: be seen, which it was lame, but anyway, and then

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Speaker 1: after about fifteen minutes, I hear a knock on my

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Speaker 1: door and it's the girl standing there because Amanda delivered

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Speaker 1: her to the room. And then she's running down the

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Speaker 1: whole laughing, drunk, and so I mean it didn't end poorly,

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Speaker 1: but it was, uh well yeah, but it just says

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Speaker 1: to the point, that's the point. The point is there.

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Speaker 1: I mean, she was standing there like I mean, it

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Speaker 1: would have been a room right not to let her in,

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Speaker 1: but Amanda is the one who did it. Amanda literally

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Speaker 1: brought her. You didn't have to to the door. Well,

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Speaker 1: what are you supposed to do at that point? Do

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Speaker 1: not answer the door?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Well, and I have to say, I feel like this

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Speaker 3: is taking a turn of making us look really bad.

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Speaker 2: I have to say everyone was consenting.

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Speaker 1: Adult nobody, nobody was held against their will.

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Speaker 2: Everyone was in good spirits, like this was all good fun.

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Speaker 3: Because I realized as I'm saying this, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: we're not having a private phone.

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Speaker 2: That's probably so horrible.

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Speaker 1: That's sorry. But the point is you were the best

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Speaker 1: wing woman except that one time when you get really

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Speaker 1: upset and then what then the next morning we just

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Speaker 1: seem was like it never happened. Then we just went

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Speaker 1: back to drinking, I guess or something. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but Kiki was saying, oh, go ahead, yeah, go ahead, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: what we're gonna say.

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Speaker 2: I think it was just.

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Speaker 3: The one because that night when I was like hammered,

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Speaker 3: it was a really fun idea and this was like

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Speaker 3: my best best girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: And then the next morning I think it.

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Speaker 3: Hit me that I was like, oh no, like did

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Speaker 3: I mess up?

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Speaker 2: Like is she still gonna be.

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Speaker 3: My friend if they don't get it together?

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, I think that's when

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Speaker 2: I put it all together.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, basically you know me, you've met me before,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, there's a good chance I don't have

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Speaker 1: a friend anymore, Christopher with my friends again. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I told the story earlier. I mean, she was laying

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Speaker 1: there and he calls me and just rips me a

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Speaker 1: new one. Hey, what are you doing this? This is

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Speaker 1: crazy as you can't do this. You can't do this.

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Speaker 1: And then I said, at the very end, I go, Dad,

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Speaker 1: I go, would you do it? And he was like,

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Speaker 1: that's not the point.

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Speaker 3: You have really beautiful friends, and they were, I mean,

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Speaker 3: everyone is such a good time.

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Speaker 2: We had a lot of fun in our twenties.

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Speaker 1: We did well my thirties. But anyway, I guess I

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Speaker 1: guess I was still I guess I was still in

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Speaker 1: my twenties technically, Yeah, technically, but Kiki, you weren't having this.

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Speaker 1: You were not the one to set this up for

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Speaker 1: your brother.

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Speaker 3: No, because Amanda, did any of your girlfriends then start

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Speaker 3: talking to you all the time about your brother or

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Speaker 3: like bugging you about why hasn't he calling me bag? What?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 1: We had a couple of those.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think there was maybe only like one or two.

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Speaker 3: But honestly, all my friends are super mature, have always

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Speaker 3: been when it comes to this kind of stuff. And

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Speaker 3: it's like they again consenting adults, like they thought it

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Speaker 3: was fun.

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Speaker 2: They knew not to drag me into it.

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Speaker 3: Like that's actually my friends are really great about kind

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Speaker 3: of that sort of thing, Like they knew that this was.

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Speaker 1: We're all good, Like we all hang out. We all,

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Speaker 1: I mean, we'll go to football games and stuff and

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Speaker 1: the college that we all went to, and like it's

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Speaker 1: like it never happened, mainly because their husbands don't know.

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Speaker 1: But there's that Hey, where's Polly? I want to talk

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Speaker 1: to Polly?

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Speaker 2: Can you say good morning loud?

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Speaker 1: Polly?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's still waking up. Are you still waking up? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I love you, Polly.

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Speaker 2: What do you get to do at school today? Say

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Speaker 2: it real quick? You get to shut it up? Yes,

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Speaker 2: I can't. My laugh cout. She's going to show and

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Speaker 2: talent us her laptop And.

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Speaker 1: What did you take last week Polly to Show.

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Speaker 2: And Tell, your buck let Us movie, that book.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I gave you that book. Okay, you're my favorite, Polly, damn.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry for all the airtime.

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Speaker 1: We love you, guys. I love you, Polly, You're okay.

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Speaker 1: To Amanda, yeah, well Mayve can't. It doesn't know yet.

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Speaker 1: I love may have too. But big Colin on the phone,

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Speaker 1: I mean this van merch worse. Oh my god, oh god,

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Speaker 1: that's true. He's been promising us merchandise from his death

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Speaker 1: metal days for some time now. I mean, he married

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Speaker 1: my sister. I should get it first. Where the hell

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Speaker 1: are