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Speaker 2: This guy was missing for ten days, but they found
Speaker 2: him and he was shouldered deep in mud when they
Speaker 2: found him. It feels like quicksand, but they didn't say quicksand.
Speaker 2: But for ten days, this guy, Andrew was missing. He
Speaker 2: was lasting. On Valentine's Day, he was found by the
Speaker 2: fire department in Palaca, Florida, stuck in mud up to
Speaker 2: his shoulders. The mud pit was located on a property
Speaker 2: of a materials company, which is a sand plant. His
Speaker 2: car was abandoned nearby. People had spotted him nearby, but
Speaker 2: they say they were lucky to find him. He was
Speaker 2: in bad shape. They don't know what happened. They just
Speaker 2: said that he was depressed because of a recent breakup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're not going to dig yourself in mud
Speaker 3: for that, right, Like are you?
Speaker 4: But I don't know that you think mud would make you.
Speaker 2: I've seen some pretty big mud puddles and I think
Speaker 2: I could have walked through and got out.
Speaker 3: Man, if your shoulder she was shouldered deep, right, like
Speaker 3: your shoulder deep, you can't move.
Speaker 2: You're just stuck ten days too, So you're talking about
Speaker 2: no water now, I don't know, unless he had like
Speaker 2: some water in his jacket.
Speaker 4: He was wearing like a big car jacket with a
Speaker 4: hood or whatever.
Speaker 2: But when they find find him, it's dark and there's
Speaker 2: like ten people digging him out. It's so reminiscent of
Speaker 2: what Quicksand taught us it was in the nineties, which.
Speaker 4: Was just saying get you. So that was a crazy one.
Speaker 2: Georgia may revoke the driver's licenses of teens who skipped school.
Speaker 5: Yikes, I don't know that.
Speaker 4: What I know, But but didn't you guys skip school?
Speaker 4: I say, yes, never once. Yeah, you never know.
Speaker 3: When you had a driver's license and they gave you
Speaker 3: off campus.
Speaker 2: Lunch, call me mister pa Okay, well perfect, Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think it's probably not a first offense that you
Speaker 6: take the license away, but there may be once you're
Speaker 6: you know, what do they call it?
Speaker 5: Like not delinquent. There's a word for truancy.
Speaker 2: Three tarties. They take your license before they take your car.
Speaker 2: Five they take your house. Georgia teens who skip school
Speaker 2: may have to forfeit their driver's licenses.
Speaker 4: This is from WSBTV.
Speaker 2: The Georgia Senate overwhelmingly approved the Everyday Counts Act, which
Speaker 2: would let the state revoke driving privileges from fifty to
Speaker 2: seven year olds labeled chronically unexcused, meaning five unexplained absences
Speaker 2: in the first fifty days of school, or ten percent
Speaker 2: of the days.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't hate it.
Speaker 5: I don't hate it.
Speaker 2: But I never missed. Amy missed a lot of school
Speaker 2: so much her mom had to walk up to school
Speaker 2: with her.
Speaker 4: You were charged.
Speaker 5: Whoa whoa, Okay, she was.
Speaker 4: Tarty, got it here. Didn't know what you said? You
Speaker 4: know what I said.
Speaker 6: Now that's Bobby's version of the story. I didn't miss
Speaker 6: a lot of school. Did I ever skip some classes?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Isn't that skipping school? Amy, don't be a lawyer, just
Speaker 4: say it.
Speaker 5: Skipping school would mean the whole day. Also, it wasn't.
Speaker 2: A lot because that teacher you skipped, you skipped her school.
Speaker 6: And then my mom only escorted me to class because
Speaker 6: I was in that class every day.
Speaker 5: I was just late.
Speaker 4: But she showed up at school unknown.
Speaker 6: She showed up unknown to walk me to class, to
Speaker 6: show me I was capable of getting there on time,
Speaker 6: and I was.
Speaker 5: And let me tell you I was never late again. Ever.
Speaker 6: Georgia should be like, Okay, we're gonna have your parents
Speaker 6: come and walk.
Speaker 4: You to class.
Speaker 2: Some people don't have parents, and that's probably where a
Speaker 2: lot of this comes from, is like without good environment
Speaker 2: and influences, you don't make good decisions.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's such a baller move from my mom to
Speaker 6: show up. Yeah, I'm on the second floor where we socialized.
Speaker 6: That's the floor we hung out on in between classes.
Speaker 6: And she tapped me on the shoulder and I turned
Speaker 6: around and I was like, mom, what's wrong. She was like,
Speaker 6: I'm here to escort you to algebra or whatever, geometry.
Speaker 4: This is the same mom you let step in a
Speaker 4: hole and ran off from.
Speaker 6: I was much younger then, and I was embarrassed by her.
Speaker 6: And that's one of my biggest life regrets.
Speaker 5: I know, what is up with.
Speaker 6: You right now bringing up like all my I know
Speaker 6: I mistreated my mom terribly and I asked for forgiveness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I care. But you were walking with her
Speaker 2: and she fell in a hole and you just kept walking.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was at a softball tournament and we were walking
Speaker 6: along and I was so embarrassed that she fell.
Speaker 5: And I should have been like, Mom, oh my gosh,
Speaker 5: you're okay.
Speaker 6: Instead I was like I don't know her, but I
Speaker 6: think we had already been pre fighting, Like I was
Speaker 6: already annoyed with her, but she might already paid me
Speaker 6: back from the dead for that. My mom had passed
Speaker 6: away by the time I adopted my kids. When I
Speaker 6: the first day I became a mom, she paid me back.
Speaker 6: First day, we were on our way from Haiti to Miami.
Speaker 6: Once we landed in the Miami airport, I was on
Speaker 6: one of those moving walkways at the airport and my
Speaker 6: foot got stuck and I tripped and I fell, and
Speaker 6: my daughter.
Speaker 5: That I just adopted stepped over me.
Speaker 6: And started laughing, and I was like, okay, Mom, I
Speaker 6: see you see she yeah, So she all comes around.
Speaker 6: She got her payback on day one, and she was like, Okay,
Speaker 6: I'll leave you alone.
Speaker 2: They're calling it skincare and a can from Yahoo. They
Speaker 2: swear by the ten sardines that you can buy and putting.
Speaker 4: Them on your face.
Speaker 6: Okay, I have seen so much about eating sardines and
Speaker 6: helping your skin from the inside out, like it'll be
Speaker 6: a game changer, But I've not.
Speaker 5: Seen anybody laying the sardines on their.
Speaker 2: Face, touting their Omega three fatty acids and skin nourishing benefits.
Speaker 2: While sardines are nutrient and dense and off for health benefits,
Speaker 2: experts caution against viewing them as a magic solution for
Speaker 2: skin care or weight loss. Ultimately, sardines can be a
Speaker 2: valuable addition to a healthy plan, but they are not
Speaker 2: a one size fit all solution for skin health.
Speaker 6: I have seen people doing what they're calling a I
Speaker 6: guess it's a sardine cleanse or fast or something them
Speaker 6: for three days straight all every meal, breakfast, lunch, and
Speaker 6: dinner is sardines.
Speaker 4: I'm in Sign me up. We're not asking you. We
Speaker 4: don't want what's going to happen to your body to
Speaker 4: be in this room with us. But what is it?
Speaker 4: Sounds like it's good for your body.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of things good for your body, eating moderation, vegetables.
Speaker 4: Do you like sardines? I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I think my relationship with sardines are one ninja turtles,
Speaker 2: and then two that's anchovies.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're right, it's anchoves. I don't like. I don't
Speaker 4: like anchovies because sardians are the ones in the can.
Speaker 3: You kind of like pull the tab and open it
Speaker 3: and they're in oil. Or water, whatever you want.
Speaker 2: I'm not anti, but I'm not pro. I don't think
Speaker 2: i've been around them enough.
Speaker 6: I feel like this is we're still early on in
Speaker 6: twenty twenty six, but I feel like by the end
Speaker 6: of the year, it's going to be like the Year
Speaker 6: of the Sardine.
Speaker 5: Like they're marketing.
Speaker 6: Sardine marketing right now is hot, sort of like when
Speaker 6: cottage cheese.
Speaker 2: They need it because they're sardine marketing, right They're all
Speaker 2: sitting around the table, all right, boys.
Speaker 6: It's sort of like twenty twenty four, twenty twenty five,
Speaker 6: like you couldn't go anywhere without cottage. She's this, cottage,
Speaker 6: she's that. And I feel like at the end of
Speaker 6: this year, we're gonna be like sardines is sardines.
Speaker 4: Pancakes, sardine toast. Because Avocado had a good run, like
Speaker 4: they did a whole thing.
Speaker 5: I feel like Avocado is still.
Speaker 2: Going strong kind of but not the same. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: there was there was like a two year period of
Speaker 2: avocado toast. That's what all the cool people are doing.
Speaker 6: But you'll every wonder like how this happens because sardines
Speaker 6: have been around for a long time, so like what suddenly.
Speaker 5: Causes the boom.
Speaker 4: The numbers.
Speaker 5: It's like a sardine boom right now, Like the.
Speaker 4: Numbers are record low.
Speaker 3: Like, guys, we're gonna lose the sarding industry if we
Speaker 3: don't start.
Speaker 5: Starting this thing.
Speaker 2: But then they got to dumple much of money into influencers.
Speaker 2: They like seed influencers to talk about their sardis.
Speaker 6: They're doing something because I swear I can't go five
Speaker 6: minutes without saying something about sardines.
Speaker 4: Oh, so you're on the sardine algorithm.
Speaker 5: Well, now that goes into her pocket.
Speaker 2: She reached in her pocket, Well I have one here.
Speaker 2: She's being seeded money from the sardine industry.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: There's a new airline rule. This makes so much sense.
Speaker 2: I love common sense rules. This is from CBS News.
Speaker 2: United Airlines has updated its contractive carriage, which requires all
Speaker 2: passengers to wear headphones when using things that make sounds
Speaker 2: oh anything.
Speaker 4: It was a rule, like they tell you that, but.
Speaker 2: It's not a rule because you know, when you buy
Speaker 2: a ticket, you got to click a couple of things
Speaker 2: you never read.
Speaker 5: Yes, I never read it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we never read any of that. Yeah, we clicked the
Speaker 2: little boxes and we move on. We buy our tickets
Speaker 2: in that is now this meaning if you're gonna have
Speaker 2: a phone, or you're gonna have any sort of music device,
Speaker 2: you can't listen to it outwardly on the plane.
Speaker 4: You have to have headphones. Amy, did you hear the
Speaker 4: one on our plane?
Speaker 5: Well, was somebody listening to it loud?
Speaker 4: Is a kid on an iPad and it was loud.
Speaker 6: All I heard was a kid crying, And I felt
Speaker 6: so bad for the parents.
Speaker 4: Crying because just they just crying.
Speaker 5: I want to get off here?
Speaker 4: Is like, oh they were speaking.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like not not they were still really little, but
Speaker 6: maybe they just started learning to talk, because it was like,
Speaker 6: I want off plane.
Speaker 5: Like I felt really bad.
Speaker 4: And they started pleading with his dad.
Speaker 2: He's like, daddy please, Is that because their ears hurt
Speaker 2: or just bored?
Speaker 5: That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 6: I feel like they must be in some sort of
Speaker 6: pain and they're trying to communicate, like I make it stop.
Speaker 2: The University Idaho professor who was the subject of this TikToker.
Speaker 2: So the professor made ten million bucks. It's TikToker was
Speaker 2: saying all this crap about him. So remember that murder
Speaker 2: in Ohio where they killed four people Idaho.
Speaker 4: Say what I say? Ohio, Yes, sorry, Idaho, thank you.
Speaker 2: A University of Idaho professor won ten million dollars after
Speaker 2: a TikTok tarot influencer pushed a crazy fake conspiracy that
Speaker 2: they were behind the Savage quadruple murders of four students.
Speaker 2: A Boise jury in US District Court ordered fortune telling
Speaker 2: Texas TikToker Ashley Gouilliard on Friday to pay ten million
Speaker 2: dollars after concluding she falsely accused professor Rebecca Schofield of
Speaker 2: having a secret romance with one of the four victims
Speaker 2: and orchestrated the killings. Oh wow, good you can't just
Speaker 2: say crap. Yeah, what affects people's lives?
Speaker 5: Okay? Good to know.
Speaker 6: Also ten million dollars, Like, I don't know if she
Speaker 6: if someone doesn't have.
Speaker 5: That kind of money, what do you do?
Speaker 4: Two things? One? Nothing? Two they can garnish wages in
Speaker 4: some cases.
Speaker 5: Can they do like payment plan where it's that's garnishing wages?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Is that it?
Speaker 2: That's if you work, so they're gonna take some of
Speaker 2: that money that you work. But if they never work
Speaker 2: and you make money, they can't garnish. And if it's
Speaker 2: not there, like so you he can't get them out
Speaker 2: and do out of turnip. Sometimes you just you don't
Speaker 2: get the money. Like Ojay, he lost all that money
Speaker 2: in a civil trial. They never got paid until I
Speaker 2: think now they're getting some of that money because he
Speaker 2: died and his estate has some money. They're selling stuff.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I know it's not always that they get
Speaker 2: the money. That's crazy. Gooleyard began uploading videos to more
Speaker 2: than one hundred thousand TikTok followers in November of twenty
Speaker 2: twenty two, accusing Scofield of a secret relationship with one
Speaker 2: of the students and had ordered the killings. Millions of
Speaker 2: views on and on New York Post with story. But
Speaker 2: I think people get confused on what free speech is.
Speaker 2: Literally free speeches. You can speak out against the government
Speaker 2: and not go to jail. That's what it That's all
Speaker 2: it is. That's not all it is. That is significant.
Speaker 2: But you can't just say stuff and go free speech. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's what free speech is.
Speaker 4: No, what is this defamation?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Like, if you speak falsely about someone publicly, that I
Speaker 3: mean that's defamation, right, Yeah, it's sure.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's what exactly this case was.
Speaker 4: That feels like that's my defamation message up man. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so remember that.
Speaker 2: One next time someone's like goods free speech, So it's
Speaker 2: protection from government. That's what free speech is. You can
Speaker 2: talk about the government bad and they can't come for
Speaker 2: you because there are some countries that cannot do that.
Speaker 2: You cannot speak bad about your Yeah, and sometimes here
Speaker 2: now it's starting to feel like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean you have people I speaking of stuff
Speaker 6: in my algorithm, Like it's like, Hi, please know I
Speaker 6: am healthy and I'm not going to harm myself.
Speaker 2: That's all politicians. My tires have air, my brakes have
Speaker 2: been checked. I'm not gonna harm I'm a really good swimmer.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm a good swimmer. I'm also in Congress. It's greazy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's Congress, and then there's also yeah, just influencers
Speaker 6: that are speaking out on certain things.
Speaker 5: And oh man, shoot, what was my thought? I can't remember.
Speaker 4: Want you hold on to it. We'll come back to it.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 7: It's anonymous sin box, anonymous in boss. Here's a question
Speaker 7: to be.
Speaker 2: Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been on my job for seven years.
Speaker 2: I've been open with my boss for a long time.
Speaker 2: About wanting to be promoted. I've had multiple conversations and
Speaker 2: I'm hearing things like you're close or it's coming, but
Speaker 2: it never actually happened. Recently, that promotion opened up and
Speaker 2: it went to a coworker who's only been with a
Speaker 2: company for four years. When I asked my boss about it,
Speaker 2: still didn't get a clear answer.
Speaker 4: I'm torn.
Speaker 2: Do I put in another year at this company in
Speaker 2: hopes I finally get promoted, or do I sign my leave?
Speaker 2: How do you know when it's time to stop waiting?
Speaker 2: Signed one? In corporate America? There, Uh, you've waited long enough.
Speaker 2: But I think you need to have an understanding of
Speaker 2: is it you or is it them? Because if you've
Speaker 2: been there seven years and they haven't promoted you, it's
Speaker 2: a long time. But if you're doing a great job,
Speaker 2: it isn't their best interest to promote you to do
Speaker 2: a better job to make them more money. Generally speaking,
Speaker 2: now unless you have some fight with your boss, and
Speaker 2: I'm not even doing man woman stuff now, just generally speaking,
Speaker 2: act like you don't have a wier or a vagina.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's just a it's a kendle, got it.
Speaker 2: Whatever, If you can make your company more money at
Speaker 2: a job that makes them more money, They're going to
Speaker 2: put you in that job to make the company more money.
Speaker 2: Generally speaking, unless you have a fight with somebody, seven
Speaker 2: years is a long time to not get promoted. So
Speaker 2: what you have to now internally to understand is it them,
Speaker 2: which it feels like you think it is here, or
Speaker 2: is it really you because it could be you and
Speaker 2: you don't notice. What I would do in this situation
Speaker 2: is I would say, hey, I need you to give
Speaker 2: me some exact things that I can do in order
Speaker 2: to be promoted, because then you can meet those benchmarks.
Speaker 2: And if you do meet those benchmarks, theyn't promote you.
Speaker 4: That's them.
Speaker 2: But it just feels so vague right now that it's
Speaker 2: like I'm just going to pass over. You need specifics.
Speaker 2: I would be upset to now. Again, I don't know
Speaker 2: the whole story, but seven years is a long time,
Speaker 2: and I feel like, regardless of sex, that if somebody
Speaker 2: could provide more value to the company in a more
Speaker 2: valuable position, you're moving them up. Because it's the boss's
Speaker 2: job to make the most money for the company.
Speaker 4: You can walk, I'm good with it. If you have
Speaker 4: something else lined up.
Speaker 2: But what I would do if you're going to stay
Speaker 2: is say, hey, I'm really well just a franchised by this.
Speaker 2: I've been here seven years, but can you list specific
Speaker 2: things I need to hit in order to get a promotion?
Speaker 4: And then if you do that and you don't, they suck.
Speaker 2: But if you're like, oh, I'm not even been close
Speaker 2: to this once they give them to you, then maybe
Speaker 2: there's an you can understand a reason.
Speaker 4: Why what do you think?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just feel like the number one thing we
Speaker 6: all want to feel valued for our time and what
Speaker 6: we have to offer, and we would need somewhere to
Speaker 6: go where we can guarantee that value too. You may
Speaker 6: go somewhere else, and who knows if there's a pay cut,
Speaker 6: then you don't have the time that the tenure, like
Speaker 6: the seven years there, and it may take how many
Speaker 6: years to build back up? So you have to weigh
Speaker 6: like how long I might take you to finally get
Speaker 6: promoted where you put in the work then if you
Speaker 6: transfer somewhere else, because then you're kind of starting over
Speaker 6: a little bit. So just making sure if you can
Speaker 6: find a backup plan, that would be great. But I
Speaker 6: wouldn't just like quit with no plan unless you're trying
Speaker 6: to like eat, pray, love it or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I stelly got our groove back, but traveling the world,
Speaker 4: see what's up? Uh Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, if your biggest fear ist are starting over, there's
Speaker 2: no better time to start over than write this second,
Speaker 2: because you're starting over now instead of starting over in
Speaker 2: a year.
Speaker 4: There's just a lot here.
Speaker 2: I would just say, instead of getting mad at something
Speaker 2: that maybe you don't have all the information on, get
Speaker 2: some more information. Because if they're just holding you back
Speaker 2: because you're a woman, first of all, hr second of all,
Speaker 2: that sucks and you need to get out because that's
Speaker 2: not you don't need.
Speaker 4: To be in that kind of leadership.
Speaker 2: But it could be things you don't even realize because
Speaker 2: you haven't asked the right questions. So that'd be my
Speaker 2: advice there. Most bosses aren't looking to hold people back.
Speaker 2: Most bosses are looking to just keep their own job,
Speaker 2: and if they can promote people that makes them look
Speaker 2: better at their own job, they're going to do that
Speaker 2: because they also want a promotion.
Speaker 4: That's that on that I can ask.
Speaker 3: You a question about you said, you know, do people
Speaker 3: think like, oh, doing my job right, I'm doing a
Speaker 3: really good job at what I'm asked to do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but what about like doing above and beyond things. I've
Speaker 3: worked with people where like they just don't do above
Speaker 3: and beyond things.
Speaker 2: I'll work with people like that too. I'm glad you've
Speaker 2: been You brought that up. What I would say to
Speaker 2: do also is if you don't let your people know
Speaker 2: that you're going above and beyond all the time, they're
Speaker 2: never going to know because they're so focused on what
Speaker 2: their jobs are and they are so underwater with everything
Speaker 2: that they're doing. They're just gonna notice that the will
Speaker 2: keeps turning more so than who's turning the wild fastter
Speaker 2: on certain parts of the wheel. So you need to
Speaker 2: share your successes with your people because they won't know,
Speaker 2: not that they don't care, big difference, but they won't
Speaker 2: know because they're so worried about what's happening in their
Speaker 2: world and their successes and sharing their successes so they
Speaker 2: don't get fighter, they get promoted. So when you have successes,
Speaker 2: you have to share them upward, and you don't have
Speaker 2: to be like, look, you need that, you don't have
Speaker 2: to look at me. But hey, just checking in was
Speaker 2: super proud of the way we were able to handle
Speaker 2: this boom boom boom.
Speaker 4: It's all in presentation.
Speaker 2: But you got to do that because they're not going
Speaker 2: to notice, not because they don't care, but because they're
Speaker 2: so focused on what their job is that as long
Speaker 2: as the wheel goes around, they're.
Speaker 4: Keeping their job.
Speaker 2: Sometimes some people are pushing harder on the wheel, and
Speaker 2: those people need be rewarded. But sometimes you don't know
Speaker 2: who that is. So if you don't celebrate you, nobody
Speaker 2: else will. That's a good question. I don't know who
Speaker 2: you're referring to, but I just no, it's like a
Speaker 2: statement about general work.
Speaker 4: All right, there, you go, close it up.
Speaker 2: I was in my therapist office yesterday and he asked me, Hey,
Speaker 2: what do you think your purpose is? A BIG's A
Speaker 2: big question, A big question because mostly I go in
Speaker 2: and he's like, what's on your mind? And I hit
Speaker 2: him on something and we just kind of roll off that.
Speaker 2: But it was like, hey, what do you think your
Speaker 2: purpose is? So?
Speaker 4: What do you think your purpose is? Amy?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 5: No, you'reing us this loaded question.
Speaker 2: I'll answer mine, but I don't. I don't want to
Speaker 2: point you. Okay, what do you think your purpose is?
Speaker 5: Yeah? When you said, I'm going to answer mine then as.
Speaker 4: You answer your.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, I thought you were going to give me
Speaker 5: time to think.
Speaker 4: You want time.
Speaker 5: I would like it a little time.
Speaker 4: Eddie, what do you think your purpose is? It's easy,
Speaker 4: It's easy.
Speaker 3: Mine is too. Yeah, mine is to make everyone around
Speaker 3: me better. So like, starting with my family, I want
Speaker 3: to laugh.
Speaker 4: I'd like to just check in real quick. And I
Speaker 4: just like to check in real quick.
Speaker 6: I love the confidence of Eddie. I think he does
Speaker 6: make our lives better. He's a very joyful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a laugh.
Speaker 6: I'm just checking in on the last like, I don't
Speaker 6: know that I could say that with such like. I
Speaker 6: guess it's I'm laughing also withinen the of like, I
Speaker 6: wish I could answer with such confidence that I have
Speaker 6: that kind of an impact, and like I am supposed
Speaker 6: to make everybody's life better and I do it.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, let's hear what he has to say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that I was put on this earth
Speaker 3: to make people either get said better, get away from
Speaker 3: their problems, whatever, but make them better as people. I
Speaker 3: don't know why I'm not doing anything. I'm just being me.
Speaker 3: But starting with my family, I'm raising four boys. My
Speaker 3: goal is to make their life as good as it
Speaker 3: can be and prepare them for the world. My wife,
Speaker 3: I want her life to be better because she's married
Speaker 3: to me. I don't know, man, that says how I
Speaker 3: feel about my purpose on Earth.
Speaker 2: I think your word choice was hit amy a little
Speaker 2: funky because now we understand what you're saying totally. You
Speaker 2: you think your purpose is to be there for people,
Speaker 2: to help them so that they have a better life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but even someone that I meet, like maybe I
Speaker 3: don't know him, better day after we talk for a
Speaker 3: little bit, their day will be better.
Speaker 2: I can tell you that you are one of the
Speaker 2: most fun people to be around you. You're very kind,
Speaker 2: you love small talk, like you're that person that is
Speaker 2: so warm immediately that people are drawn to you, Like
Speaker 2: we'll go to dinner with people that I'll drag Eddie
Speaker 2: along and be like, Hey, Eddie, we're gonna go to dinner.
Speaker 2: I'll give you an example with rich Eisen from ESPN
Speaker 2: now has his own show, someone I've looked up to
Speaker 2: for a long time. We've become friends, and I was like, Eddie,
Speaker 2: come to dinner. We're gonna go do the rich eyend.
Speaker 2: He's like, okay, I'm in, we leave, and Richards like okay,
Speaker 2: he goes that Eddie guy.
Speaker 4: Love that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome, Like people love Eddie just being around him.
Speaker 2: I think how initially came out was You're gonna make
Speaker 2: everybody better because you're so good.
Speaker 4: I got or anything.
Speaker 3: I just I just feel like I want people to
Speaker 3: leave whatever encounter we had feeling better about them.
Speaker 5: That's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Love.
Speaker 4: It left no because what he was saying.
Speaker 5: At first it was weird.
Speaker 4: It was kind of like.
Speaker 2: When Morgan number two was talking and she was like,
Speaker 2: people keep coming up to me saying I'm much prettier
Speaker 2: than pictures.
Speaker 4: And we're like that, we know what you mean, but
Speaker 4: that sounds a little weird. Yeah, okay, you're up.
Speaker 5: So I have heard from people.
Speaker 2: That no, no, I've heard I want you to say
Speaker 2: what you think you're This is really hard for you.
Speaker 4: It was hard for me too. Why are you here?
Speaker 4: What is your purpose here? Me go sure, okay, because
Speaker 4: it's hard for me too.
Speaker 2: I think my purpose is, like, if it was all
Speaker 2: boiled down to something, it is to show folks that
Speaker 2: think they can't do it. They come from places that
Speaker 2: people around them aren't doing whatever it is you want
Speaker 2: to be. Uh, you wanna be famous, Okay, you want
Speaker 2: to play piano, you want to be get your the
Speaker 2: first person of graduate high school in your family. You
Speaker 2: want to get a doctor, you want to be a doctor.
Speaker 2: That it doesn't it doesn't matter where you come from.
Speaker 2: Like I think, my purpose is to show by example
Speaker 2: that it doesn't matter where you come from, you can
Speaker 2: do whatever you want. That the world is absolutely bendable
Speaker 2: and resources are far less for some folks. But the
Speaker 2: fact that you don't have those resources, once you get
Speaker 2: to that midpoint, you're so much stronger because you got
Speaker 2: there without all the help other people had. So now
Speaker 2: you are so strong. You're stronger than they are at
Speaker 2: the same exact level. It's to show people, to be
Speaker 2: the example to folks that it doesn't matter where you
Speaker 2: come from. If you just keep pushing, you can do
Speaker 2: whatever you want. I think that's my purpose.
Speaker 5: Beautiful, it's pretty good most of you, beautiful.
Speaker 4: Okay, Amy Purpose, Purpose got anything?
Speaker 6: I was thinking that book from back in the day,
Speaker 6: who wrote it, Rick Warren Purpose Driven Life that didn't
Speaker 6: read it doesn't read It was big, big, big, big
Speaker 6: back in the day. Uh, Okay, well, I feel like
Speaker 6: a connector of sorts, and not always publicly. I do
Speaker 6: like connecting with people in our job and what I do.
Speaker 6: I love connecting face to face and sharing experiences. But
Speaker 6: something that has been very meaningful to me the last
Speaker 6: five years is connecting behind the scenes and privately with
Speaker 6: certain things that I've been through and being able to
Speaker 6: support others and come alongside them and what they're going
Speaker 6: through because I feel like I've experienced some things in
Speaker 6: the last several years that I never thought I would
Speaker 6: And again, they're not stuff that everybody knows about, but
Speaker 6: somehow it's like if you're in that circle and someone knows,
Speaker 6: they're like, you need to call Amy, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm the one with
Speaker 6: the resource and the information on this. What's something that
Speaker 6: used to be so foreign to me and now I
Speaker 6: know and I can be a connector for someone and
Speaker 6: connect them to the person that could helpfully change the
Speaker 6: trajectory of their life.
Speaker 2: I think you have a lot of empathy based on
Speaker 2: a lot of the US public but also private things
Speaker 2: you've been through in the past years.
Speaker 4: And empathy is not something that you can buy. Perspective
Speaker 4: is not something you could buy.
Speaker 2: Nobody wants to have to get perspective because perspective has
Speaker 2: only gathered through very hard times. But once you have it,
Speaker 2: there really is nothing more valuable than it. And I
Speaker 2: think you have a lot of that in those areas.
Speaker 2: And so now you're the person that people that are
Speaker 2: going through those similar situations hard they can go, you know,
Speaker 2: has perspective and empathy and actually wants to help.
Speaker 4: Is Amy, would you say that would be accurate? I
Speaker 4: would say that would be angry.
Speaker 6: That feels right hard for me to say, but it
Speaker 6: feels right. Like even on the cruise, I connected with
Speaker 6: a listener, a fellow adopted mom, and we ended up
Speaker 6: sitting next to each other at she came to my
Speaker 6: pizza making class, and then we sat by each other
Speaker 6: and through just talking I could tell what she was
Speaker 6: going through with something and something I've never shared publicly
Speaker 6: with anybody.
Speaker 5: I was able to one on one.
Speaker 6: Because it's a private situation share with her and then
Speaker 6: gave her like you need to order this book, to
Speaker 6: look up at this website. And yeah, that was just
Speaker 6: a moment that literally just happened a couple of days ago.
Speaker 6: Where Yeah, I felt for her, and those are the
Speaker 6: moments that mean a lot to me.
Speaker 2: I think we all have earned tools and it is
Speaker 2: our obligation to use them in a positive way. Yes,
Speaker 2: we don't want to have we never I never volunteered. Ay,
Speaker 2: I want to grow up in poverty in a trailer
Speaker 2: park and not parents. However, I'm telling you I'm so
Speaker 2: fortunate from what I have from that, and I think
Speaker 2: if I didn't use that in a positive way, that's
Speaker 2: on me and that's not good to me. So I think,
Speaker 2: not just us three, but just any of the listeners too.
Speaker 2: We all have earned tools that we didn't sign up
Speaker 2: to have to have, but now that we have them,
Speaker 2: I think it is our obligation to use them in
Speaker 2: a positive way. And so I'm just happy that i've
Speaker 2: Eddie because he makes me better every day at this job.
Speaker 3: I like how Bobby we said what we thought, and
Speaker 3: Bobby like what you mean to say?
Speaker 4: But I hope that didn't come out. But I hope
Speaker 4: that didn't come out wrong. No, you just helped us,
Speaker 4: Are you sure, though, because I also you did.
Speaker 5: A good job doing it before.
Speaker 4: I don't want to fixing you.
Speaker 3: I don't know you said it how I should have
Speaker 3: said it well, and I appreciate that.
Speaker 6: I interrupted you with my laugh and I laughed at
Speaker 6: her laugh.
Speaker 3: Can you do me a favorite? Can we hold this
Speaker 3: question for lunch box when he gets back. I really
Speaker 3: want to hear what his purpose is.
Speaker 6: Purpose is the one day be rich and I want
Speaker 6: to hear that in the lottery.
Speaker 4: Then nobody tip them off. You got it?
Speaker 2: No listeners, they'll tip them off. All right, Good job everybody.
Speaker 2: So Bobby Bones.
Speaker 5: Show interview with McBride.
Speaker 2: I was listening to your song Arkansas Mud and the
Speaker 2: first line, just from memory, I think is percocet adderall nicotine, alcohol,
Speaker 2: throwing dishes down the hall.
Speaker 4: Bad mistakes. I've tried them all. Is that is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Bad decisions, try them all.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? That was that was really good.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 4: So I don't know talk about that song and that lyric.
Speaker 4: I don't know, is that real?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
Speaker 9: As I've had to say over the last three years,
Speaker 9: I'm a drunk. And if you find yourself wanting to
Speaker 9: be like like, no, you're not, that's how good I
Speaker 9: am at it. I've had people say I really saw
Speaker 9: you as much of a drinker. And so now I
Speaker 9: can say if you were around me prior to three years,
Speaker 9: nine months, six weeks, and however many days ago, I
Speaker 9: was drunk.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I am sorry.
Speaker 4: Who did notice?
Speaker 5: When we were in professional settings?
Speaker 9: Like luckily I did not embarrass my organization, and I
Speaker 9: would do different things to get a handle on it,
Speaker 9: or to make this believe I was getting a handle
Speaker 9: on it. You know, there's no drinking before shows. I'm
Speaker 9: totally fine with that, but for some reason, my brain
Speaker 9: was like, you didn't drink till after a show, and
Speaker 9: you have to drink as much as humanly possible. So
Speaker 9: everybody that I work with, everybody that was close with,
Speaker 9: not even my parents, knew the extent of it.
Speaker 4: Whenever you went in.
Speaker 2: Because I had to put my mom and rehab a
Speaker 2: couple of times before she died, and it's never a
Speaker 2: fine thing. It was always a terrible thing. But she
Speaker 2: never stayed. She left every time. Yeah, because she had
Speaker 2: the ability.
Speaker 4: To do that. I check her in, but she's an adult.
Speaker 5: Technically I had the ability to leave.
Speaker 4: Did you ever want to?
Speaker 5: I kept being like, I can't do I can't do.
Speaker 9: This, Like I don't know where I am I can't.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 9: Have to do this. I mean, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 9: They got me here, I'm gonna do it. But I
Speaker 9: just kept being like, there's no way of.
Speaker 5: Doing this for thirty days.
Speaker 4: That's insane.
Speaker 5: I don't live under a bridge. I didn't hurt anybody.
Speaker 9: And now I can hear my other self going, oh kid,
Speaker 9: sit down and shut up and put your seat belt on.
Speaker 4: Why do you think you said I was gonna die?
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's I mean, that's the reason I had to
Speaker 9: go there intervention style. I woke up at another artist's house,
Speaker 9: another female artist.
Speaker 5: And if I told you who you would not be shocked,
Speaker 5: of course.
Speaker 9: And I woke up in a bed that's not mine,
Speaker 9: in pajamas that aren't mine, and I was like, oh
Speaker 9: my god, that must have been a doozy.
Speaker 5: I'm thirsty.
Speaker 9: I don't know where I am and I don't know
Speaker 9: where water is, so I'll just go find water.
Speaker 5: And when I went to find water, found a living room.
Speaker 9: In that living room with my team Dana and John
Speaker 9: Pete's and my day to day and I said, I
Speaker 9: looked at them, and that artist was also on the couch,
Speaker 9: and I said Okay, I don't know where my boots are,
Speaker 9: but I need my boots.
Speaker 5: And they said, we need you to stop, and I
Speaker 5: said I need me to stop too.
Speaker 9: And that was when I found out that she took
Speaker 9: me to her house that night after we'd been out to.
Speaker 5: Make sure I didn't die, but I didn't.
Speaker 4: Was there a point not?
Speaker 2: Was there? At what point later did you appreciate how
Speaker 2: hard it was even for them to do that for you.
Speaker 9: There's so much that I look at now at all
Speaker 9: during the process, I say, funny, but I'm going to
Speaker 9: use that in kind.
Speaker 5: Of a loose term. I'd be a treatment and people
Speaker 5: would say.
Speaker 9: Oh, I really like those shoes, and I'd go, thanks,
Speaker 9: they're not mine, and oh cute pajamas, and I was like,
Speaker 9: my clothes aren't even here yet. And when I think
Speaker 9: about Dana and Blakely having to go shopping and find
Speaker 9: me clothes and having to go through my stuff and
Speaker 9: to decide whether to tell my family that I cannot,
Speaker 9: I cannot fathom or make up for how much I
Speaker 9: put them through. And that's another reason to stay, is
Speaker 9: I didn't die, and I have the chance right now,
Speaker 9: And yeah, yeah, I'm hurting me whatever, and I'm hurting them,
Speaker 9: and if this goes any farther, this is really really ugly.
Speaker 9: This is like they'll have to make a movie about
Speaker 9: it bad. So I just buckled down and decided, well,
Speaker 9: I'm here, and technically I can leave, but we're far
Speaker 9: enough out in the middle of nowhere that I wouldn't
Speaker 9: know what direction to go.
Speaker 5: Hi, I'm Ashley. I'm evidently a drunk.
Speaker 2: Evidently you had to have that version first, right, I did.
Speaker 9: And when I was like, I don't you know, filling
Speaker 9: out different than you know? They give you a worksheet
Speaker 9: and can you list this and that? And they're like
Speaker 9: how much do you drink? And I'm like out of time,
Speaker 9: the same as everyone else. I just drink two glasses
Speaker 9: at a time. Having to go through that to illustrate
Speaker 9: to myself. And at the you know, at first you're like, okay,
Speaker 9: fill out the worksheet, but whatever, Like again, I do
Speaker 9: my job. I do my job well, no one is hurt.
Speaker 9: I pay my bills. I think I'm okay. And then
Speaker 9: as you are filling out those worksheets and doing those
Speaker 9: talks and everything, you go, oh, I'm not okay. It
Speaker 9: is our entire industry Yeah, it's one of the most
Speaker 9: loved and celebrated things about our industry.
Speaker 5: I built a career on it.
Speaker 9: It was literally before I ever popped on the scene,
Speaker 9: dubbed the whiskey drink and badass. So now I need
Speaker 9: you to give me the tools to not do it.
Speaker 2: Annoying driving habits. What's the most annoying habit? It could
Speaker 2: be you driving or just somebody in the car.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, when you get out into the middle of
Speaker 6: the traffic, like at a light, and you end up
Speaker 6: causing you block people.
Speaker 5: That's annoying. You go too far?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, I do. I've done that.
Speaker 6: I'm guilty of it. It's annoying when you've done it
Speaker 6: because it's mortifying.
Speaker 4: But try to give people a grace on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I've done it a couple of times, and
Speaker 2: you're just so vulnerable right in the middle and someone
Speaker 2: wants to turn, you've completely block to turn. I've been
Speaker 2: in such bad situations in that though, that now I'm
Speaker 2: probably too vigilant about driving across until it's wide open
Speaker 2: because the line could be green. But if there's a
Speaker 2: back a line, yes, sometimes I'll let it get wait
Speaker 2: because that's the worst when people are looking at you
Speaker 2: like you're the stupidest thing to ever exist, and I'm
Speaker 2: like this, I'm sorry, do my mouth, I'm sorry. You
Speaker 2: don't really say it though, I'm sorry because they can't
Speaker 2: hear me. Think about this, Think about in the car.
Speaker 2: Things in the car that are annoying. Number One backseat
Speaker 2: driving forty people say that's the worst. Do you guys
Speaker 2: deal with backseat drivers? Do you backseat drive? I'm the
Speaker 2: backseat driver.
Speaker 3: See if I'm in the car my wife's driving, I'm
Speaker 3: the one like it's a.
Speaker 2: Four way stop, it's trying to go. Oh you really
Speaker 2: go hard? Oh yeah, see what I do? And it
Speaker 2: is annoying.
Speaker 4: And I drive a lot. But my wife also drives
Speaker 4: a lot.
Speaker 2: We don't have this masculinity thing where dudes gotta drive,
Speaker 2: so she drives a significant amount. I'm not used to
Speaker 2: sitting on the passenger side, so I always think she's
Speaker 2: going to hit something.
Speaker 4: Oh like when she's turning in everything on the right side, I'm.
Speaker 6: Like, oh, I'm god, Yeah, I was gonna say that's
Speaker 6: my back seat driving is gasping.
Speaker 2: No, same, that's so Annoying's never in the passenger seat,
Speaker 2: And when when I am, and she is driving.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, I can hit it.
Speaker 3: You know what my wife does she hit She grabs
Speaker 3: the top of the roof of the car, like what
Speaker 3: we're not you think we're gonna flip over.
Speaker 2: And sometimes my wife will be driving just fine, and
Speaker 2: I feel like she's not breaking fast enough for the
Speaker 2: car that's up there.
Speaker 4: I'm like, baite, baite, bite bak bite break. I shouldn't
Speaker 4: do that because.
Speaker 3: You slam on the floorboard like you have a break.
Speaker 2: Maybe not on purpose, but I think but maybe maybe, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I probably do that a little bit. Leaving trash behind
Speaker 2: in a car that's so annoying. Yeah, it's all my kids.
Speaker 3: It's it's a routine now that every time we get somewhere,
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, everybody, get your trash. If you
Speaker 3: brought anything in the car, grab it right now and
Speaker 3: get rid of it.
Speaker 2: It bothers me is when people get out of my
Speaker 2: car and slam the door too hard. I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I try to really, if i'm ubering, give respect to
Speaker 2: ubers and really shut it with a gentle touch, lill
Speaker 2: precious touch.
Speaker 4: I want to make sure it shuts. It's if you
Speaker 4: don't if you don' shut the whole way, then they
Speaker 4: got to get out and be atle idiot. Do you
Speaker 4: close it or do you like just go hear the
Speaker 4: click click. I don't like that because I feel like
Speaker 4: they won't think it's closed.
Speaker 2: When people get out of my car and they're like wham,
Speaker 2: they may never get invited back.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 2: There may never be an invitation to get in my
Speaker 2: car again if like you get out and just slam
Speaker 2: it like it's nobody's business. Like I don't like that.
Speaker 2: Another one's yelling break, But I already admitted to that one.
Speaker 2: Same I that putting your feet on the dashboard Now,
Speaker 2: I don't do bare feet, but I will do soft feet.
Speaker 2: If we're going on a road trip and we do switch,
Speaker 2: I will put soft feet up and sure there are
Speaker 2: there are now soft prints on my.
Speaker 4: Glass.
Speaker 5: You do it on the windshield on the dashboard. My
Speaker 5: legs are long, dude, and then your toes and I
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 6: It's not so much about disrespect. Then I put them
Speaker 6: down because I freak. If we were to get an accident,
Speaker 6: my legs are gonna fly back and snap in half.
Speaker 2: My wife will say that, you know if you do
Speaker 2: that and I hit something, because you're always yelling, I
Speaker 2: need to break your kneessele go into your face, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn okay with it.
Speaker 3: When I was younger, I was dating my wife now,
Speaker 3: and she would do that. She would do bare feet
Speaker 3: on the windshield and so it left like these feetprints.
Speaker 3: And my dad got in the car and he thought
Speaker 3: we were hooking up.
Speaker 4: Oh, because of the feet prints. Swear we didn't do that.
Speaker 2: As I looked through this story, because I started talking
Speaker 2: about things that I do. This is passenger habits, like
Speaker 2: bad passenger habits, because I have them complaining about driving,
Speaker 2: do you guys, and mind comes through screaming that I
Speaker 2: think we're gonna die. That'd be most of my complaints
Speaker 2: about the driving, because I'm never like you're a bad driver.
Speaker 2: I'm mostly like, God, we're gonna die. That's a different
Speaker 2: kind of complaint. Eating messy, er, smelly food. Not a
Speaker 2: big eater in the car unless we're in a hurry somewhere.
Speaker 2: If I'm driving, sometimes i'll eat a little more than
Speaker 2: if I'm in somebody else's car or my wife's car.
Speaker 2: She keeps her car meticulous like no trash, always clean,
Speaker 2: vacuumed out.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 10: I got a bunch of like water boxes. I'll tell
Speaker 10: you what, man, that's gonna change when you guys, you
Speaker 10: guys have a kid, why I'm gonna be cleaner. Do
Speaker 10: kids just trash cars like bad?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Some just wait not yours, just wait, wait till a
Speaker 2: little soldier gets out, sir, yes, sir, cleaning the car, yeah,
Speaker 2: when they get out, playing music or switching the music
Speaker 2: without asking.
Speaker 4: We have a rule, a hard and steady rule. If
Speaker 4: you drive, you control. I like that. So you got
Speaker 4: the Hawks, basically you got the Bluetooth. I like it.
Speaker 2: And most of mine is nineties, either like nineties emo rock,
Speaker 2: as she calls uncle music, or like nineties country, which
Speaker 2: she can do, but she prefers two thousands of music
Speaker 2: like she prefers like the Joe Nichols's of the world
Speaker 2: more than like the ninetieses of the world. And that's
Speaker 2: probably because there's a little more than a decade age difference.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that's pretty much the list. Anything else come
Speaker 4: to you, guys, mind.
Speaker 6: I mean, road rage is annoying, like if I'm driving
Speaker 6: with someone that has a freak out and gets mad
Speaker 6: at some other car in a dramatic way and they're
Speaker 6: not driving down, or if like I'm someone does road
Speaker 6: rage to me.
Speaker 4: Like, that's someone does road rage to you. Yes, that's
Speaker 4: not good. Someone does road rage, man, that's do you
Speaker 4: know what?
Speaker 3: I don't like when people get in the car and
Speaker 3: they like adjust it, put it all the way back,
Speaker 3: or leaning the seat back, and then don't put it
Speaker 3: back the way it was.
Speaker 4: It's your car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like if they're riding in my car and they yes, yes,
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey when they're when they're getting out of
Speaker 3: the car, hey, will you put that seatback up the
Speaker 3: way it was please?
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 2: I don't like it whenever the if I dropped the
Speaker 2: car off somewhere, like if we got to a restaurant, we're
Speaker 2: going to valet, the person gets in a message with
Speaker 2: my seat.
Speaker 4: I don't like that either.
Speaker 2: So I'll still tip on the same, but I'll still
Speaker 2: remember I didn't like that anything else kind of mine?
Speaker 4: Okay, good? All right?
Speaker 7: Wake up? Wake up in the mall and it's a
Speaker 7: radio and the Dodgers. He's on time, Ready lunchbox Morgan
Speaker 7: two Steve Bran and trying to put you through the box.
Speaker 7: He's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box,
Speaker 7: so you knowing this this.
Speaker 2: The Bobby balls or we're two men in it, Eddie
Speaker 2: and myself. Lunchbox is currently on the cruise, probably under
Speaker 2: the influence blocohol. Probably even though it's in the morning. Uh,
Speaker 2: let's do the investigative, Corny. We have ninety seconds to
Speaker 2: figure out as many jokes as possible. Amy, are you ready?
Speaker 5: Ready?
Speaker 2: Eddie ready, I'm ready to man. Let's go, morning, Corny.
Speaker 6: What did the yoga instructors say when her landlord tried
Speaker 6: to a victor?
Speaker 4: Now, I'm mistake, Go go go.
Speaker 5: Why was the car always tiedired?
Speaker 4: Exhausted? Exhaust pipe exhausted. It's exhausted, that.
Speaker 5: Could be, but it's not.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's tail tails pipes tired. Oh good,
Speaker 2: flat tired. It's tired because it had no breaks.
Speaker 4: That's it? Yes?
Speaker 5: What what? What? What is the wake up time for ducks?
Speaker 2: Quack?
Speaker 4: Quack of dawn?
Speaker 6: The quack?
Speaker 5: What does a cat order at a bar?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: Per per per?
Speaker 4: I don't know? Bar drinks?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, let me, let's let's try yew mix my tie.
Speaker 2: Shot, tequila, vodka, beer corona do.
Speaker 4: Cat tail nose for frisker.
Speaker 3: With whiskey, whisker whiskey, whisker whiskey?
Speaker 4: Okay, what's a whiskey drink? Whisker sour?
Speaker 5: What? What birds spend all of their time on their knees?
Speaker 4: Pray? Pray on your knees?
Speaker 5: You pray?
Speaker 4: Oh kind of bird?
Speaker 6: What birds spend all of their time on their knees?
Speaker 3: Me ne me need like a kneeling they're kneeling birds, crows, cardinals?
Speaker 4: You pray though? What's a pray? What kind of bird
Speaker 4: is a prey? Oh? Wow, seguel time.
Speaker 5: Birds of prey?
Speaker 6: Oh but y'all got I mean, honestly.
Speaker 5: Believe y'all got whisker sour?
Speaker 4: How many do we get?
Speaker 8: You got? No?
Speaker 5: I'm a stay. I thought that would be a little
Speaker 5: more difficult.
Speaker 4: Oh we know that one. Within one second you got it.
Speaker 5: Never took any breaks, was wise?
Speaker 6: The cars hired, you got ducks wake up at the
Speaker 6: quack of dawn, the cat orders a whisker sour at
Speaker 6: the bar mutual and then the birds on their knees
Speaker 6: are birds?
Speaker 5: Didn't get that one? But you got four?
Speaker 2: Like not.
Speaker 4: It's were right high level.
Speaker 2: These were more oh elevated here today because I feel
Speaker 2: like the group of smarter I get it, smarter, smarter,
Speaker 2: group two of us smarter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, addition by subtraction.
Speaker 2: Some would say, all right, there you go, that's it,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 4: Okay. His voicemail time hit me.
Speaker 8: I was just listening to Friday's show, and it hit
Speaker 8: me if this is the biggest prank ever from Lunchbox
Speaker 8: about the Prices right. It's perfect timing because it's April
Speaker 8: fool Day on March thirty first and April first.
Speaker 11: He could just be like, April Fools, I got you.
Speaker 5: I was really on the show. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 8: I just want to let you know I'm thinking about that.
Speaker 8: I know you're on the cruise. So hope you guys
Speaker 8: are having a great time.
Speaker 4: Love you guys.
Speaker 6: Bye.
Speaker 2: Okay, so Lunchbox is still on the cruise. I'm now
Speaker 2: back in the studio. However, we should talk about this.
Speaker 2: He's not on right now. Lunchbox went to Prices right.
Speaker 2: I let him off work for basically a week to
Speaker 2: go and try to get on the show because that
Speaker 2: was his dream. By the way, he got paid to
Speaker 2: do that it was. I made sure it wasn't a vacation.
Speaker 2: He went, he got paid to go do prices right.
Speaker 2: He did not get on. He was so upset. I
Speaker 2: have a theory that he might have got on, because
Speaker 2: you can't say anyway if you got on or if
Speaker 2: you won. And I think it would be a one
Speaker 2: of the greatest bits if he just played us completely.
Speaker 2: And because he keeps saying, watch the show when thirty
Speaker 2: first on the first I'm in the crowd, I'm in
Speaker 2: the crowd, and he gets on, So I don't know
Speaker 2: that he wins. My theory is I think he gets
Speaker 2: on the show thirty one percent, so not fifty to
Speaker 2: fifty thirty one percent. He's also not a good actor.
Speaker 2: That's the only reason I'm not convinced. But thirty one percent, Amy, I.
Speaker 5: Mean, I don't know that.
Speaker 6: I'm quite at thirty one percent. I guess I hope
Speaker 6: that your theory is right. I'll put myself with one
Speaker 6: hundred percent. I hope you're right.
Speaker 4: Eddie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm kind of with you, like that would be
Speaker 3: so awesome, Like if you were to pull this off,
Speaker 3: it'd be great.
Speaker 4: Here's the problem.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's that smart, Like, I don't think
Speaker 3: he's smart enough to plan out, especially like the callers
Speaker 3: talking about with like April Fools and the timing that
Speaker 3: would be genius. I just don't think that he's smart
Speaker 3: enough to pull that off. I don't think it's because
Speaker 3: of April Fools. I think that just happens. That's that's
Speaker 3: you know, in October. Yeah, but I mean I'm with you, guys,
Speaker 3: twenty percent.
Speaker 4: That'd be cool. It would be awesome.
Speaker 2: I'd stand up, shake his hand and be like one
Speaker 2: of the greatest segments ever. Well done, Yes, well done?
Speaker 2: So okay with you give me the next voicemail.
Speaker 12: Hey, Bobby, longtime listener, did not go on the cruise.
Speaker 12: And I've been watching all the Instagram videos of everybody
Speaker 12: and I'm totally signing up for twenty twenty seven because
Speaker 12: I have the worst case of FOBO. So twenty twenty
Speaker 12: seven I will be on that crew.
Speaker 13: Love you guys, awesome.
Speaker 4: Can't wait to see you.
Speaker 2: Topshelf Country Cruise dot com Scooba's not here to correct me,
Speaker 2: but I believe that is correct. So and Riley Green
Speaker 2: is the artist that we have got to confirm to
Speaker 2: also go on so far and there'll be way more,
Speaker 2: all right, next one.
Speaker 11: I'm dying that Lunchbox got a red card. You know,
Speaker 11: somebody higher up did that because they listened to the show,
Speaker 11: and because Lunchbox is so greedy and all the things.
Speaker 11: They did that on purpose, just to punish him. And
Speaker 11: I think it is hilarious. It is so funny. I'm
Speaker 11: laughing a boy myself. People probably think I'm crazy. Have
Speaker 11: a good day, glad everybody that's had a great time
Speaker 11: on that cruise.
Speaker 2: Everybody got these black cards that got you in everywhere
Speaker 2: if you're a part of the show. So I had one,
Speaker 2: Eddie had one, Am one, lunch Fox had a red one,
Speaker 2: and none of everyone, none of us did this. I
Speaker 2: promise you had nothing to do with it. I didn't
Speaker 2: know about it. Scuba says the same. He had the
Speaker 2: only one one. He couldn't even get bottles of water. No,
Speaker 2: he can only get tapped. We can only get tapwater.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that happened. I promise I would
Speaker 2: not do that. If I were going to do that,
Speaker 2: it would be for like one hour. We'd get it
Speaker 2: recorded as a bit, we'd move off of it. But
Speaker 2: I wouldn't subject him to that for the multiple days
Speaker 2: where you guys are getting drinks and he can't even
Speaker 2: get a bottle of water. He had to get a
Speaker 2: tab water.
Speaker 5: So I don't even know what tapwater means on a ship,
Speaker 5: No idea, Like.
Speaker 4: Where do they hold that?
Speaker 2: Like? I think they scoop it out with a bucket
Speaker 2: and then hand it to you. All right, let's play
Speaker 2: one more voicemail.
Speaker 4: Here, go ahead.
Speaker 13: It sounds like I was having a good time on
Speaker 13: the cruise. I was on a cruise about a month ago,
Speaker 13: and when I got home, it took me like three
Speaker 13: days to recover from feeling like I wasn't moving when
Speaker 13: I was standing on on land. So just curious that
Speaker 13: if any of you guys are experiencing the same thing
Speaker 13: of the show.
Speaker 4: Later, I was on for a couple of days.
Speaker 2: I felt fine after I got a little sea sick
Speaker 2: at the beginning though on the boat, but when I
Speaker 2: got off, mostly I was just kissing the land, so
Speaker 2: I wasn't I.
Speaker 4: Was good man.
Speaker 3: When Amy got off the boat, she was dying.
Speaker 4: She was.
Speaker 5: I don't know what happened. It's like when you're at sea.
Speaker 4: You just oh, that's why she said night watch. She's
Speaker 4: like alcohol hits different on the water.
Speaker 6: Hit three SIPs No, no, no, The problem is, yeah, I
Speaker 6: think it hits different. But they just had this specialty
Speaker 6: fruity martini thingy that tasted like fun.
Speaker 2: Maybe things just taste better on water and you had
Speaker 2: more like it was easy to lose control you.
Speaker 4: Wow, I mean the way she said that.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 4: What kind of videos exist of you on the boat?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, I mean with how much you've had, because
Speaker 6: you're like, oh, this is yummy and tasty, and you
Speaker 6: feel fine. It's like you feel fine until you don't,
Speaker 6: and then you're like, whoopsie.
Speaker 4: You got to leave the voicemail anytime?
Speaker 2: Eight seven, seven seventy seven Bobby Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 4: Sorry today.
Speaker 14: This story comes up from Madisonville, Kentucky. A man got
Speaker 14: arrested and he needed two thousand dollars bond, So he
Speaker 14: calls his girl at home, Hey, I need two thousand
Speaker 14: dollars to get me out of jail. She's like, I'm
Speaker 14: on my way. She drives up to the jail, hands
Speaker 14: over one two two thousand dollars and one hundred dollars bills.
Speaker 14: Nice good job only problems. It says for movie use only.
Speaker 4: Okay, bad job, Yeah, fake money, bad job.
Speaker 14: And so so now she's facing fellony charges.
Speaker 4: They didn't fra him.
Speaker 14: No, no, he's still in jail.
Speaker 4: She's in jail. All right, Well, there you have it.
Speaker 14: I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 4: Okay, Lunchbox is still out on the cruise. What do
Speaker 4: you have?
Speaker 6: So when I was on the cruise, someone came up
Speaker 6: to me and they were like, oh, I have thoughts
Speaker 6: on Lunchbox, and I thought, oh please, So I got
Speaker 6: on my phone and started recording, not knowing what they
Speaker 6: were gonna say, but I honestly thought they were gonna say, like,
Speaker 6: oh my gosh, he's so cool in person, like he's
Speaker 6: so fun. She know, on the radio he's just like loud,
Speaker 6: obnoxious and like really mean sometimes to listeners. I'm not familiar,
Speaker 6: but he's he's mister party time on the boat. So
Speaker 6: I thought it was gonna be more like that, and
Speaker 6: so I hit record and then I really don't like
Speaker 6: commenting on people's bodies.
Speaker 4: But you're gonna allow yourself to do that here. I
Speaker 4: like it.
Speaker 6: Well, I thought about it, and I thought about it,
Speaker 6: and he's his He comments on people's bodies all the time,
Speaker 6: So then I thought, well, maybe it's okay. And I
Speaker 6: don't think he would get offended by this or Carrie.
Speaker 6: He'd be like, screw her.
Speaker 5: I don't know. Go ahead, what's your impression of lunch box?
Speaker 5: His arms are a little scrawny. He needs to lift
Speaker 5: some weights.
Speaker 4: Amazing, How is that it?
Speaker 5: Can you tell that I've been drinking.
Speaker 4: Both of you all? How late was this one? The
Speaker 4: takeaway is more than.
Speaker 5: It's more that.
Speaker 6: I was like, amazing because I had to get Rownnie.
Speaker 4: Do you think that guy's arms are No?
Speaker 6: No, no, She came up and she told me that.
Speaker 6: But then I was because in my I'm holding my martini,
Speaker 6: I'm like, hold on, So I'm like I had to
Speaker 6: get my phone and then reset the conversation for the audio.
Speaker 6: So I probably could have done a better job at that,
Speaker 6: but that was just me resetting.
Speaker 2: Make it note to play that when he gets back,
Speaker 2: no no, no, no, no, oh, we have to do it
Speaker 2: in front of his face.
Speaker 4: We're gonna be find his back. He needs to hear it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And just the integrity of the show, meaning we're
Speaker 2: not gonna talk about something behind their back and not
Speaker 2: stand in front of their face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, never do that. No, No, that's it. I hope
Speaker 4: everybody has a good day. All right, goodbye, everybody. Get
Speaker 4: your Bobby Bones on it.
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