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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand. It's time for another fuzzy

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving memory. Some of these have been not fuzzy at all,

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Speaker 1: some of them disturbing, and some of them have actually

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Speaker 1: been fuzzy. It's The Jewel Show counting down to Pranksgiving.

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Speaker 1: Remember Thanksgiving Day? All day long, well not all day long,

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Speaker 1: I don't know outside of our show, but all show long.

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Speaker 1: All it's gonna be is wall to wall phone pranks Pranksgiving.

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Speaker 1: So you can listen to some of the best phone

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Speaker 1: pranks while you get ready for your Thanksgiving dinner or

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Speaker 1: breakfast or whatever you do on Thanksgiving. Lucky, So it's

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Speaker 1: time for another fuzzy Thanksgiving memory. Calls up eight at

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one oh six one tech stand

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Speaker 1: at four one oh six one. If you have a

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Speaker 1: fuzzy Thanksgiving memory, I've been trying to find the right music,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not doing very good at finding the right

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Speaker 1: fuzzy kind of music for a fuzzy Thanksgiving memory. So

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Speaker 1: is one of this song works? This is Thanksgiving memory music?

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Speaker 1: Someone would play this, I'll seeing their kids. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, I don't I don't know if that's necessarily

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Speaker 1: good Thanksgiving music. Fuzzy every music. I'm not sure, but anyway,

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Speaker 1: it's time for another fuzzy Thanksgiving memory. Tasha, what's your

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Speaker 1: fuzzy Thanksgiving memory? Oh so, actually a few years ago

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Speaker 1: I went over to my now husband's families for Thanksgiving. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that was at the first time. Yeah, oh, that's always

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Speaker 1: a nerve wracking experience for people. Very it was never

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Speaker 1: a nerve wrecking experience for me. But why not. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I never get nervous like that. It's part

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Speaker 1: of the reason that most parents have never liked me.

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Speaker 1: It's not because I'm a bad guy. It's just like

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, what's up. Yeah, I'm here, and they're like,

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Speaker 1: why doesn't he can? And they're like, why is he

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Speaker 1: not proper right now? And why is he not going

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Speaker 1: out of his way to talk to me? Which I should.

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Speaker 1: You should be respectful, and I'm not doing it out

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Speaker 1: of disrespect. I'm just like, hey, man, I'm here, I'm

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Speaker 1: right yeah, And then they're like, this kid never talks

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Speaker 1: to us, I hate him, and I'm like, oh, all

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Speaker 1: right whatever. I'm also whatever with that anyway, So I

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Speaker 1: don't really honvous, but I know people get super nervous

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Speaker 1: for the first time they're going over for like a Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: I'm spending my first Christmas ever with my girlfriend this year.

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Speaker 1: I'm very nervous for that. Really, I'm going to bring

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Speaker 1: gifts for everyone of them though, I know, but this

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Speaker 1: is the first Chris Smith though, it's different really. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you guys have been together for three years. I know,

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Speaker 1: but you know me, I get nervous at Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think you're going to be good for Christmas. No need

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Speaker 1: to be nervous on that. Yeah, but the voice in

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Speaker 1: my head is saying different. Well, so it was the

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Speaker 1: first time you were going to your boyfriend's house for

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and that's part of your fuzzy Thanksgiving memories. So

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Speaker 1: what happened? Yeah, so they had there's really cute dogs,

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Speaker 1: but it was a puppy at the moment, and so

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Speaker 1: he was kind of obnoxious, like he kept coming and

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Speaker 1: biting on my toes because they don't want shoes inside

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Speaker 1: the house. Okay, so they have a little annoying dog. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's so cute, but he was really annoying

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Speaker 1: and I kind of just wanted to get him off.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I hate to cut you off there,

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Speaker 1: but what you didn't cook the dog? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: It's like we don't have no, no, no, no, not

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Speaker 1: at all. So we're at the dinner table. There's about

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Speaker 1: ten of us there, and I'm really nervous because this

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Speaker 1: is my first interaction with the entire family. At the

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Speaker 1: same time, I'm waiting for I know something happened here,

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Speaker 1: because you know, like the way that you did something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and law story is going to be amazing. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like no pressure, right, but all the pressure. And

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Speaker 1: they have this cute little dog, maybe about medium size.

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Speaker 1: He was under the table kind of going around. Everybody's

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Speaker 1: really happy, but he kept biting at my toes and

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Speaker 1: I'm really ticklish. He's just sitting at the table giggling

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Speaker 1: when nobody's talking about it. Yeah, I mean, it's trying

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Speaker 1: to actical, but I was really nervous and ticklish. So

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Speaker 1: to try to get him off of me, I sneaked

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Speaker 1: a little piece of turkey and kind of just threw

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Speaker 1: it away from me. The dog would go after it.

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Speaker 1: It's a good move, Yeah, yeah, you could think, except

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Speaker 1: I have a horrible aim. Well, this turkey landed on

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Speaker 1: my now father in law's lap. Oh yeah, wait, you

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Speaker 1: threw it and like it landed in his lap, it

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Speaker 1: landed on his crotch, on his crotch. Where was he

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Speaker 1: and where were you? The table? Yeah, it's okay. So

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Speaker 1: it's like a rectang wheeler table and I was sitting

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Speaker 1: maybe two seats away from him. He was at the

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Speaker 1: head of the table. His um son was next to him,

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Speaker 1: which is my now husband, and then it was me

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Speaker 1: and so I kind of just threw it. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was going to clear the table across to the

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Speaker 1: other side, togame to go away. You just oh my god. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so he went over and licked it off his lap.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming No, no, he didn't lick it. He like

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Speaker 1: did it and his crotch. Oh. I was wearing dress pants,

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Speaker 1: so it wasn't even like a Jean press fat break.

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Speaker 1: The dad just jumped up screaming like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, and oh my god. Everybody was in shock,

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, you know, we started seeing

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Speaker 1: blood and goodness. That's a funny Thanksgiving memory for you,

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Speaker 1: Probably not the fuzziest for him, but it's a great story.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for sharing. Yeah, of course, Okay, I've been

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Speaker 1: trying to find the right music for the fuzzy Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1: memories this whole week, and I think I actually if

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Speaker 1: you didn't hear the beginning of the segment, this one

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Speaker 1: was right. Actually nailed it, saying this would be funny

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Speaker 1: music to play for the fuzzy Thanksgiving memory, but it

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Speaker 1: actually worked in this case. The Jebel Show on Demand