Speaker 1: Transmitting show a Welcome to Friday show. We got a
Speaker 1: big one more in the studio morning. Let's go around
Speaker 1: the room. But to get to know you question, I
Speaker 1: will ask it, but I'll answer it first that you
Speaker 1: guys have no idea what the question is? Who is
Speaker 1: your favorite TV couple of all time?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Think about it? Your favorite TV couple of all time? Now,
Speaker 1: I've had a little time to think about this, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Zach Morris Kelly Kapowski. Oh, just because
Speaker 1: it was such that's such an important part of my life,
Speaker 1: that show, that time of my life at the biggest
Speaker 1: crush on ke Zach Morris was the coolest guy ever.
Speaker 1: That Jim and Pam were close second older version favorite show.
Speaker 1: And I'm going act more as Kelly Kapowski my favorite
Speaker 1: TV couple ever. I mean you look like you're thinking hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm debating between two as well.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, go okay, Ross and.
Speaker 2: Rachel from Friends and then Meredith Gray and Doctor mc
Speaker 2: dreamy on Grey's Anatomy.
Speaker 1: You liked Ross and Rachel more than Monica Chandler.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I always thought the Monica Chandler thing was weird.
Speaker 1: It was only weird because she was way hotter than
Speaker 1: he was. But I think that's why I liked it,
Speaker 1: because he was like the wisecracking, goofy guy, and I
Speaker 1: was like, man, I guess if Chandler can do it,
Speaker 1: gave you hope?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh okay. I don't know if it was like
Speaker 2: the looks thing for me. I guess Ross and Rachel.
Speaker 3: Were the og.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like Rachel's so much hotter than Ross.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, but yes, Ross and Rachel big
Speaker 1: couple of our lifetime, Eddie, that's funny. I went with
Speaker 1: married couple.
Speaker 4: Tim and Jill Taylor, is it Jill. I just loved
Speaker 4: the way that they were like in love. I mean,
Speaker 4: they had all these three boys. Their life was crazy,
Speaker 4: but they always handled things great and they were I
Speaker 4: was like, just learning with each other even when they
Speaker 4: were old.
Speaker 1: That's how I felt about the Huxtables. Oh yeah, they
Speaker 1: would like still be in love and dance.
Speaker 4: And think that now that a little bit Claire.
Speaker 1: And you can't think about that, Bill. It wasn't Bill Huxtable.
Speaker 1: Cliff Cliff Cliff and Claire Huxtable. Man, No, they can
Speaker 1: still exist. No, it's just Bill Cosby it's hard. It's
Speaker 1: hard to separate. Okay, lunchbox man, I got this tough.
Speaker 1: I'm not gott nine Survivor of season three.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a real world problem.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean that's the problem is they end up
Speaker 5: getting I'm gonna I'm gonna say Amber and Rob from
Speaker 5: Survivor they met, Yeah, Boston Robb met his wife on
Speaker 5: Survivor and they became a duo and they went all
Speaker 5: the way to the final shoot won and on stage
Speaker 5: he got down and proposed, I.
Speaker 1: Mean that together. Yeah, they're still together, got kids, everything,
Speaker 1: say that. I still that there's some who's a couple
Speaker 1: from this front of the Bachelor and still together. The Fireman,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh what's her?
Speaker 5: Tristan and Ryan. Yeah, she was the bachelorette. That's where
Speaker 5: they got together.
Speaker 1: Got it. That's coolcause we have Rob An Amber Kay.
Speaker 5: And I also liked Riggins and Lylah Garrity on Friday
Speaker 5: Night Lights.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they rich two were there, the mama dad, no,
Speaker 1: no kid.
Speaker 5: She was the cheerleader, hot cheerleader and then he was
Speaker 5: like the crazy one, like partier and they got together.
Speaker 1: Minka Kelly Yead I saw her once at John Mayer
Speaker 1: a c al live taping when that was taped in
Speaker 1: the ut building and there were like sixty people there
Speaker 1: and she was there and they were dating. She's pretty young,
Speaker 1: pretty hot personal, she's pretty pretty there. No, no, really
Speaker 1: were on the show.
Speaker 5: Yeah I was on the show, but she didn't find
Speaker 5: me that. And then another one, Eric and Donna from
Speaker 5: that seventies show. They were pretty good. They were cool,
Speaker 5: they were fun.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. All right, thank you guys. A
Speaker 1: little bit better. Yeah, he's thirteen. He made a bucket
Speaker 1: list to put it online, and he's not dying. It's
Speaker 1: just like things I want to do before I die,
Speaker 1: because bucket list used to be you had to be
Speaker 1: dying for us to even consider it. Now it just
Speaker 1: things you want to do at some point. So number
Speaker 1: one is get a full tax at Ermie Alligator. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's fun. He's thirteen, by the way, again thirteen. Number
Speaker 1: two go to New Zealand. Okay, be fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Another one is get into a fight. Oh he wanted
Speaker 1: to do that. He has ever been in a fist fight.
Speaker 1: I don't want that. Get a cool jeep. The fight.
Speaker 1: One's more business. Beat up someone, get into a fight,
Speaker 1: you can't really pick like, if you get into a fight,
Speaker 1: you may not beat up someone like you might get
Speaker 1: beat up. Another one is eat an octopus, prove the
Speaker 1: existence of goblins that might be tough, meet JK. Rowling,
Speaker 1: go snorkeling with a shark, go on a fossil dig
Speaker 1: and get married. Just some of them. Like he really
Speaker 1: wants to do this, So I'm gonna ask you, guys,
Speaker 1: and I've never really and I did this morning. I
Speaker 1: sat down and to put down a bucket list three
Speaker 1: things I want to do. Mostly I just avoid this
Speaker 1: because I'm like, it's stupid. I'm not dying, but you
Speaker 1: never know. Amy three things on your bucket list go.
Speaker 2: I have go on an Alaskan cruise because that's something
Speaker 2: my mom always wanted to do before she passed away,
Speaker 2: and we tried to take her, but she just was
Speaker 2: too sick, so we went to South Padre, Texas instead.
Speaker 1: Big difference, could not be more of a difference.
Speaker 2: So I would like to do that for her since
Speaker 2: she wasn't able to. I would also love to get
Speaker 2: a horse or just ride a horse.
Speaker 1: If you just want to ride a horse, I can
Speaker 1: set you up to.
Speaker 2: Day all the regular I feel like owning horse, I
Speaker 2: feel like that's a lot of responsibility. But if it's
Speaker 2: a bucket list, who cares. Maybe I get to where
Speaker 2: I know how to take care of it and it's fine,
Speaker 2: But I just want to you have horses, Sure, I
Speaker 2: want a relationship with a horse.
Speaker 1: That also sounds weird, but we're in go ahead.
Speaker 2: And then my my one that is like this is
Speaker 2: I don't it's on my bucket list, but it's a
Speaker 2: maybe because I always wanted to have a baby, but
Speaker 2: I don't want to really have a baby.
Speaker 3: But if it happens, have a baby.
Speaker 1: Okay, you've turned me into directions here.
Speaker 2: So you mean be pregnant, yes, because I never got
Speaker 2: to have a baby or be pregnant. And we adopted
Speaker 2: kids and that's great, but think about and want to
Speaker 2: on and off. I just still never got to experience
Speaker 2: being pregnant, So I don't know. When I was married,
Speaker 2: we were never given a reason why we couldn't get pregnant.
Speaker 2: We did all the tests, we went to fertility doctors.
Speaker 2: They couldn't say, oh, it's because she has this or
Speaker 2: you have that, So it wasn't his fault or my fault.
Speaker 2: We just couldn't get pregnant.
Speaker 1: So I understand if it's have a baby and be pregnant.
Speaker 1: But then you follow that up with but you don't.
Speaker 2: Want to right because now I'm like, oh, guys, my
Speaker 2: kids are teenagers. Now they're must girl, and like, do
Speaker 2: I really want a baby?
Speaker 1: Let's say all of a sudden and from the heaven
Speaker 1: and God says, would you like to be pregnant? I
Speaker 1: can make you pregnant right now? Do you take yes?
Speaker 1: Or now?
Speaker 2: Well not?
Speaker 1: Or have a baby? The dad is launch boy, she'll
Speaker 1: say no. When you have to do anything it is,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter who the dad is, go ahead. Oh
Speaker 1: that's like you really want it.
Speaker 3: See that's why it's a baby about like a midwife.
Speaker 4: You don't want to be a midwife, carry the baby
Speaker 4: and then give it.
Speaker 1: Would you have that?
Speaker 2: You want me to carry a baby for nine months
Speaker 2: and be totally connected to it and then to give
Speaker 2: it away.
Speaker 3: I don't think this is.
Speaker 1: Your bucket list. I don't know your buckets kind of
Speaker 1: built weird. The opposite though, what if I surroget held
Speaker 1: to your baby?
Speaker 2: Well, but then that takes away the whole, Like I
Speaker 2: have no idea.
Speaker 3: What it's like to be pregnant.
Speaker 1: We don't understand your bucket list.
Speaker 2: You don't understand what it's like to be forty four.
Speaker 2: I'd be a geriatric pregnant person.
Speaker 1: All that we get. Do you want it?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 3: I want it?
Speaker 1: But then I don't know.
Speaker 3: This is why it's confusing. It's something that I've always wanted.
Speaker 2: But then I got the gift of being an adoptive mom,
Speaker 2: which has been beautiful.
Speaker 1: Do you want to have a baby? Yeah, okay, it's
Speaker 1: on the list. It's written in pencil. The other two. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's a good way to put it.
Speaker 3: It's in pencil.
Speaker 1: That wild yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But ask me next week.
Speaker 7: I might be like, oh god, put you have a
Speaker 7: racer on the back of that. Actually, okay, mine are
Speaker 7: take batting practice at Wrigley Field in Chicago.
Speaker 1: You could do that. I feel like you can do
Speaker 1: that next week. I don't know that I can. I've
Speaker 1: never done it. That would be cool to be able
Speaker 1: to do. Number two, meet and talk to or like
Speaker 1: interview David Letterman, which I've never done, which he's still
Speaker 1: alive still like that's that. That was always my hero
Speaker 1: growing up.
Speaker 3: Wanted to not meet him just in case.
Speaker 1: Way a long time ago.
Speaker 8: He changed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just because I think many years ago I will
Speaker 1: people be like, don't meet your heroes. I don't think
Speaker 1: now that people are douchebag just because they're famous. I
Speaker 1: think some people are just douchebagg and some aren't. That's it,
Speaker 1: But I think that would be cool because he had
Speaker 1: a massive influence on me. And then the third one
Speaker 1: is and I've been the number two for like the
Speaker 1: last three years, but it's like host the ACMs like
Speaker 1: every year, like Reba and Garth, and then they throw
Speaker 1: I'm their sidekick. I've never got that main it's always
Speaker 1: Reben Garth, and I'm way more famous to both of them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I've had way more number one hits,
Speaker 1: so that would be it. And I got I can
Speaker 1: I can lick it, I can taste it. I'm right
Speaker 1: there next to it, but I just haven't. I haven't
Speaker 1: got that yet, so that would be it. I was
Speaker 1: actually I got a call years ago. I was like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna host the ACMs, and then something happened and
Speaker 1: I was not, one day, I'll be able to tell
Speaker 1: the whole story, and they pulled me a couple weeks
Speaker 1: before the announcement for somebody else. That one hurt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that hurts all those in sharpie blood.
Speaker 1: Oh blood, that's how serious you are. I wrote those
Speaker 1: in blood. Yeah. I want to hear you guys as well.
Speaker 1: We're going through the bucket list. Hey Morgan, I want
Speaker 1: to go to you. What are your bucket lists? Give
Speaker 1: me three things. Okay. I want to go on a
Speaker 1: safari in Africa. That sounds so much fun. The only
Speaker 1: thing that it scares me about that is I don't
Speaker 1: want to fly that long. Yeah, that sounds so much fun.
Speaker 1: You're so right, that's awesome.
Speaker 2: The flying is The one gets me is actually you
Speaker 2: have to have multiple shots to go down there in
Speaker 2: Africa because they still have so many diseases.
Speaker 3: That's what's the hard part about there.
Speaker 1: But I just don't I don't want to fly that long.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of ocean to fly over. I don't
Speaker 1: want an elephant to attack me. I don't mind that.
Speaker 1: What a way to get cool. There's like a hotel
Speaker 1: I see on line where drafts come up into the window.
Speaker 3: That's yeah. Safari is that's amazing.
Speaker 1: That's a great one one.
Speaker 3: See the northern lights, I've seen them.
Speaker 1: You have have What do they look like? Like? Just
Speaker 1: like the pictures. I'm the worst to ask, Like, what's
Speaker 1: how cool is nature? Yeah? It's cool. I went to Iceland.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, whatever, but it looks like fluorescent colors.
Speaker 1: You'd love it. But I just google Lemmage, I crab.
Speaker 1: I'm satisfied. So I'm not the person to ask. But
Speaker 1: I did go to Iceland and it never got dark,
Speaker 1: but we still saw them. Maybe it was always dark.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what it was, so we saw them.
Speaker 3: Then that would make more sense.
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, next okay, And the last one is visit NASA.
Speaker 1: Okay, like next Houston, We'll get some tickets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I want to see NASA and you see
Speaker 3: the rockets and you can.
Speaker 2: Go down to Huntsville the Rocket Center, the bay in
Speaker 2: Huntsville where they're making rockets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not it's not is it NASA affiliated?
Speaker 3: Also?
Speaker 1: I want like NASA headquarters like Houston.
Speaker 3: Yes, got it, Houston, we have a problem.
Speaker 1: Got it? Got it? Eddie? Yeah? I want to go
Speaker 1: to the mother then what the motherland? The Motherland is Spanya?
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 4: I want to go to Spain. Never been over there
Speaker 4: at all. I think that'd be so cool to see
Speaker 4: where my heritage came from. And then I'd like to
Speaker 4: swim with the sharks, kind of like that kid, m
Speaker 4: you be in a cage. I mean, if it's a
Speaker 4: great white shark, yes, put me in a cage. Any
Speaker 4: other kind of sharks that they can, like tell me
Speaker 4: that it's not going to kill me, I'll swim with them.
Speaker 4: You have someone with a dolphin. Never I did that
Speaker 4: once in a pool. Was that like it was just
Speaker 4: freaking crazy. There's just like I shouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 4: I felt guilty after it, but it was awesome.
Speaker 1: Did you hold onto the fin and like it took you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. And then it was too strong. I just
Speaker 1: like yeah. Next and then the last one is sail somewhere.
Speaker 1: Maybe I sail to Spain. I want to be on
Speaker 1: a sailboat.
Speaker 2: Miserable you mean I don't want to be on his sailbow,
Speaker 2: but I do want to go.
Speaker 1: To Spain sailing to me. Did you just say you
Speaker 1: don't want to be on my sailboat the whole time?
Speaker 1: Sail had like a motor on it too, It does,
Speaker 1: I think, because its like I'm just begging the take
Speaker 1: me begging that you know how to am I Americo Vespucci. No,
Speaker 1: I'm good, Like, let's get on a boat and get
Speaker 1: an airplane. Even then I want to do that. Okay,
Speaker 1: that good for you. This is your list. My bucket
Speaker 1: was absolutely a sailboats miserable, doesn't it. Yeah, it's like for.
Speaker 2: A little bit like over and we were like in
Speaker 2: Maine or wherever they do that nice sail that's just
Speaker 2: sit on the.
Speaker 4: Water and you guys are crazy, like at night, you know,
Speaker 4: you see all the stars and it's all quiet.
Speaker 5: All you hear is just the of the boat. Be
Speaker 5: beautiful lunch. Yeah, I want to go snowskan. I've never
Speaker 5: been skinned, but it looks cool to ski down a mountain.
Speaker 5: I see it on TV, and I'm like, that looks
Speaker 5: so fun.
Speaker 1: I never mentioned no skin either. I'm scared, though, guys,
Speaker 1: we can arrange this. I know, I know. I don't
Speaker 1: want to go. He does want to go arrange his book,
Speaker 1: his trouble, go.
Speaker 3: See with my sister. I got you.
Speaker 1: That's weird. All of a sudden, the bid as we
Speaker 1: send lunch. I'm just afraid I would tear every ac
Speaker 1: on MCL Yeah. Yeah, next hit a hole in one
Speaker 1: in golf. That's a good one.
Speaker 5: I mean that's something everyone wants to do every time
Speaker 5: you play. You like, oh, this is the day and
Speaker 5: it never happens.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. And be on Survivor.
Speaker 5: I mean, I want Jeff Propes to sit there and
Speaker 5: welcome me on the beach, welcome season, whatever. How does
Speaker 5: it feel to be here? And let's get to our
Speaker 5: munity challenge? And I mean, why don't you try then
Speaker 5: on that one? Because that you have to actually try.
Speaker 5: I know it's hard.
Speaker 1: I didn't answer the question like why don't you try?
Speaker 1: I will? What does that mean? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean I asked twice. I don't really know where to
Speaker 1: go from here.
Speaker 5: I mean it's just like, I mean, with a job
Speaker 5: and everything, these people, I don't know how they get
Speaker 5: off their jobs.
Speaker 1: Like I see these people in there, and they're like,
Speaker 1: they probably go to their boss. I got offered to
Speaker 1: go to Survivor for three months. Is there a way
Speaker 1: we can take off? And then their bosses go, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably right. When they quit their job, it could And.
Speaker 5: I'm just like, dang, that would be so awesome to
Speaker 5: be on the island. And why don't you try look
Speaker 5: for a hidden immunity idol? And I mean applying side.
Speaker 5: I mean I'd probably be the victim of a blind side,
Speaker 5: but I'm so smart i'd probably win the game. I
Speaker 5: mean it's just amazing, you know, cooking rice in that
Speaker 5: pot over the fire, taking the little spear gun and
Speaker 5: shooting a fish.
Speaker 1: I mean, all that stuff you can do not on
Speaker 1: the game showy, but you gotta be doing on the show.
Speaker 1: I mean the whole point is be on the show.
Speaker 1: You know. I always wondered, why do you try? That's
Speaker 1: a good question.
Speaker 5: Yes, I mean, and Jeff does. He talks to me
Speaker 5: every episode, like he comes in. He's like, if you
Speaker 5: think this looks fun or this looks easy, and you
Speaker 5: want to be on survivor apply, Oh why don't you apply?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. Okay, let us know. I will
Speaker 1: think you said us for ten years. At this point,
Speaker 1: it's time for the good news.
Speaker 2: So I just want to shout out Drew Patchen because
Speaker 2: he's a kid that was battling brain cancer last year.
Speaker 2: He had to go undergo surgery, chemote therapy, all the things,
Speaker 2: and now he's cancer free. But instead of just moving
Speaker 2: on with his life. He has now set up a
Speaker 2: lemonade stand and is running it to help other kids
Speaker 2: fighting cancer, and he's donating the money to cancer charities
Speaker 2: in Missourians good.
Speaker 1: For him to want to help other people, because I
Speaker 1: know me, if I've finished, I had to be like,
Speaker 1: I'm good talking about baseball cards.
Speaker 2: He personally spent a lot of time at Saint Jude
Speaker 2: and so he saw a lot of other kids that
Speaker 2: were battling alongside him. So to be able to give
Speaker 2: back and support them, that's what he wants to do.
Speaker 1: A plus what's his name, Drew? A plus Drew, That's
Speaker 1: what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1: So Bobby Bones Show Interviews in case you didn't know, right,
Speaker 1: what we normally do is we do an intro before
Speaker 1: you walk in. We've never done this with somebody. You're
Speaker 1: already here. What would you say to people that don't
Speaker 1: know about you? What's what's something about you that they
Speaker 1: should know that they should know? Yeah? Like very very basic,
Speaker 1: very basic. Like you're like so fundamental. That's one thing
Speaker 1: she's from Texas. We're gonna do three. Yeah, I like
Speaker 1: the three fundamental things she's from Texas. What's the second one?
Speaker 3: I rescue dogs.
Speaker 1: She rescued dogs, rescues dogs. Okay, and the third.
Speaker 3: One and I like Tito's.
Speaker 1: She likes Tito's. And now here's our interview with Miranda
Speaker 1: Lambert on The Bobby Bones Show. Now, Miranda Lambert, See Miranda.
Speaker 1: I was I was writing about you on Instagram. I
Speaker 1: know it never got to you, but I didn't tag
Speaker 1: you because it wasn't about that. But someone had asked
Speaker 1: me my favorite people to interview, and I was pretty honest,
Speaker 1: and there are a lot of my friends I didn't
Speaker 1: even mention. And now it was like compelling interviews, and
Speaker 1: I had different tiers and I only did like three tiers,
Speaker 1: and I put you in the tier of would even
Speaker 1: take a phoner from meaning we don't really do a
Speaker 1: lot phone call interviews. But if you're like I can't
Speaker 1: get there, I'll do it. I can be on the phone.
Speaker 1: I always say yes, like that's how much I love
Speaker 1: being able to talk with you. Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: And I also feel like your favorite thing is not
Speaker 1: doing interviews. Would that be accurate?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I like talking to you.
Speaker 1: And I like talking to you, and I don't like
Speaker 1: talking to everybody, but I would say, but I think
Speaker 1: that's part of the reason I like talking to you
Speaker 1: so much, because I feel like when you come in
Speaker 1: in the best way, like DJAF, we just talk, we
Speaker 1: do whatever promotion, but you always give me really amazing
Speaker 1: honest answers. So that's why you didn't read it. But
Speaker 1: that's why I said that. And I really love when
Speaker 1: I get to talk to you, So thank you for
Speaker 1: coming to I'm going to look at it. It's gone.
Speaker 1: It's it's a story. It's a story, so it's dead.
Speaker 1: Well okay, well you told me in person. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: even better than that story exactly. There are two names
Speaker 1: of the songs. I'm not gonna say the first one
Speaker 1: it has a D in it was the name of
Speaker 1: that song a D in it. It's called something Randy.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, can I say that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: The story, h well, I was I went through some
Speaker 8: things that did that I needed to like shod and
Speaker 8: let go of, and that did not serve me. So
Speaker 8: it's kind of a song about to anybody that you
Speaker 8: kind of just need a moment to flip the bird
Speaker 8: too and then move on. And in my case, his
Speaker 8: name is Randy, So damn it, Randy came about It's
Speaker 8: pretty simple.
Speaker 1: The second one is b on the sauce. You can
Speaker 1: say it.
Speaker 3: I love that you picked the two cusword titles.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want me to talk about it, you know,
Speaker 1: And we were talking about more, but I don't. I
Speaker 1: haven't cursed in years. Not ice curse all the time,
Speaker 1: but I when I was doing stand up and writing books,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to lean. I would curse all the time,
Speaker 1: and I would use that as a comedy crutch. I
Speaker 1: stopped saying bad words in general, but I love bad words,
Speaker 1: so that's why I'm not saying it. But I I
Speaker 1: love it when people use bad words. That's my favorite thing.
Speaker 1: So bad words also said eight.
Speaker 3: Years older, you do bad words on the saw?
Speaker 1: What's what's the what's the official title on the sauce?
Speaker 1: And what is? Give me that one.
Speaker 8: Because it's really I wrote it with Jaron Johnson out
Speaker 8: of the Road, and it was like kind of called
Speaker 8: just drunk, and already have a song called drunk, So
Speaker 8: I was like, well, what other title can we use?
Speaker 8: Because one of my favorite lines and is heart hard
Speaker 8: is the sauce is going to do?
Speaker 1: What to do.
Speaker 3: That's what it is.
Speaker 1: He's pretty awesome too. He's great, like in like eight
Speaker 1: different ways.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, Jaron does it all.
Speaker 8: He does the art, the business, the production, musicianship like
Speaker 8: he's he kills it.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things on albums when they come out,
Speaker 1: I always am very curious about why track one? And
Speaker 1: and with you There fourteen Trucks. I always like first
Speaker 1: and last track because there's always gotta be some discussion
Speaker 1: about what's first and what's last. There's always a discussion
Speaker 1: about what goes where in the flow, much like a
Speaker 1: set list. But I love first and last. But why
Speaker 1: number one? Like what, what's the idea?
Speaker 8: I just thought it set up the record in a
Speaker 8: really great way. My friend Aaron ray Tierra wrote that song,
Speaker 8: and I just it was the first song I wanted
Speaker 8: to up for the record because I was making my
Speaker 8: album in Austin and I was like, this is this
Speaker 8: is a very Austin, Texas sounding song. It's about a
Speaker 8: hot armadilla, a titch hacking. So, I mean, I just
Speaker 8: felt like it's fun. I always want humor on every record,
Speaker 8: and this was the moment for that.
Speaker 1: I've seen this song like ten times you.
Speaker 3: Should have him come in here because he's real fun.
Speaker 1: You're walkome, you're walking to come in Aaron. That's so
Speaker 1: weird because when you were saying, I was like, I
Speaker 1: already know the words of this song. He's awesome. That's
Speaker 1: a really cool version of it. Okay, and then I
Speaker 1: want to do the last track, and again is this cover?
Speaker 3: It's cover?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay? Wife. With that last I don't know.
Speaker 8: It felt like setting it up for whatever comes next,
Speaker 8: you know what I mean A little bit. It's the
Speaker 8: David Allen Co song from like the seventies, and I
Speaker 8: just randomly I thought I knew like David Allen's catalog
Speaker 8: pretty good in that song I just found randomly and
Speaker 8: I was like, I want to cover this.
Speaker 3: I changed a few lyrics, but I don't know.
Speaker 8: Like my last record, Palomino was all about travel and
Speaker 8: and sort of stories you find a long way and
Speaker 8: road trips, and then this record felt like coming home.
Speaker 8: But then living on the road feels like setting up
Speaker 8: for whatever the next adventure.
Speaker 1: Is a lot at home with this record, a lot
Speaker 1: of feeling like tech. You didn't record in Texas, right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, all of the first time to record a record
Speaker 8: Texas since I was seventeen, my little independent record.
Speaker 3: I just felt like I got a new label with Republic.
Speaker 8: And Big Loud, and I felt like I just needed
Speaker 8: to go back to the route of where it all
Speaker 8: started sound wise and art wise and just from a
Speaker 8: heart like so and I have a house in Austin,
Speaker 8: so I'm there a lot anyway, but it just felt like,
Speaker 8: let's go back to like what inspired me to start
Speaker 8: this whole journey in the first place, which was I
Speaker 8: started twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: So it was it was really great.
Speaker 1: Fun fact all of us are from Austin. I'm from Arkansas,
Speaker 1: but we all met in Austin twenty years ago. Did together, Yeah,
Speaker 1: in Austin high lunchbox Anderson Chood not in Austin. That's
Speaker 1: where I started doing nights and then met all these
Speaker 1: goobers as my friends. They were congress.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I mean that's like I made this record of Arlen,
Speaker 8: So that's crazy. I didn't even realize that.
Speaker 1: We wrote a song about you thirteen years ago. Well
Speaker 1: she's gonna make it one day when we first started.
Speaker 1: We don't have it. We don't have the file we lost,
Speaker 1: but we lost that one.
Speaker 3: But I don't have to explain any of this record
Speaker 3: to y'all.
Speaker 1: You get it, no, yeah, oh yeah, for sure because
Speaker 1: we're all. Austin is like.
Speaker 3: New you're for markets all. But I didn't realize that
Speaker 3: y'all all came together.
Speaker 1: In Austin thirteen years, right, what us in Austin?
Speaker 3: What is that long?
Speaker 1: You live there? Yeah? We did the show together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: two years in Austin on the Bobby Bones Show. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you a really vague, dumb question today.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite song on the record today?
Speaker 8: My favorite song on the record is probably Dame of Randy.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we talked about ray hit it number two? Please,
Speaker 1: and what is your favorite song from your catalog that's
Speaker 1: been a hit? Right now? Oh god, right now, right now?
Speaker 3: Favorite song that's been a hit Little Red Wagon.
Speaker 1: That's fun. That's probably like good energy too, right.
Speaker 8: I look forward to it at the end of It's
Speaker 8: always at the end of the show and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 8: that's fun.
Speaker 1: What's your encore song?
Speaker 8: I don't do encores. It's weird. Everybody knows. You just
Speaker 8: go off the stage and then you're like, wait, all
Speaker 8: clap louder, and then I'm coming back and then everybody's
Speaker 8: leaving to go the car. I'm just like, we just
Speaker 8: do our show and then it's over. Okay, but it's
Speaker 8: like by y'all know, you've got to get home.
Speaker 1: Hypothetically, let's say they wouldn't leave the lights already on.
Speaker 1: That's how I know there's no long core with any band.
Speaker 1: I don't like encoores either, Like, as soon as it's over,
Speaker 1: turned the lights up, so everybody knows.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm like house music and means let's go.
Speaker 1: I'm like lights up house music. O.
Speaker 3: My sound got's todd and almost like roll the bean footage.
Speaker 10: Yes, we're done foot But theoretically, let's say hypothetically, theoretically,
Speaker 10: all theoctically is let's say that lights come on, the
Speaker 10: house music up, but the crowd will not move, and
Speaker 10: they're like, we demand one more song or we're not
Speaker 10: feeding our dogs, Like nobody's gonna go and feed their dogs.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well then I have to get You have to
Speaker 3: go out and do one other song that's ever.
Speaker 8: Happened because it's country music and they're like, well that
Speaker 8: was great, love you see you next time. But I
Speaker 8: would just go out there and do one by myself,
Speaker 8: like a Hag song or something like. I have done
Speaker 8: that before back in the day, like at bars, and
Speaker 8: they're all rowdy and they're like one more, Like go
Speaker 8: just do one by myself.
Speaker 1: Let's do Mount Rushmore A favorite artists of all time.
Speaker 1: None of them could be from Texas.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well, dang it.
Speaker 1: I know I got to catch off there because I
Speaker 1: I knew where you'd go because obviously we know who
Speaker 1: you love.
Speaker 8: Gim me Emmy Lou right, she's not Hag. He's really
Speaker 8: not from Texas. Me he was in the region. Gosh,
Speaker 8: that's hard.
Speaker 1: We got two. I got two.
Speaker 3: Let me see. Well, there's so many that I can't use.
Speaker 1: Now, that's why I want to make we grow good
Speaker 1: down there.
Speaker 3: All right, how about Kicks and Ronnie?
Speaker 1: But that's that's only one though, And in Ronnie's Oklahoma,
Speaker 1: Texas are it's close. You know, I'll give you. I
Speaker 1: will give you that.
Speaker 8: Can I have WILLI please have Willy Kicks and Willy
Speaker 8: give her will.
Speaker 1: Okay, you've peel like nine people on this thing, Worth.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be chipping away all day long.
Speaker 3: On this Too many, there's way too many. I can't
Speaker 3: say straight. I could put Dolly. Oh yeah, I could go.
Speaker 3: Let's put Reab up there too.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is not clay, this is rock. We can't
Speaker 1: just mold it with our hands. Miranda, you're oh, let
Speaker 1: me ask you this final question. You are the best.
Speaker 1: I mean it sincerely. I love when you come. Thank
Speaker 1: you so. And I know you know you don't have
Speaker 1: to be cool when you are cool. You're at that
Speaker 1: stage of your career where you're still you're such an
Speaker 1: icon where you can just show up and mail it
Speaker 1: in and everybody's happy to have you. And I'm glad,
Speaker 1: thank you for not doing that.
Speaker 8: No, I washed my hair today, and you know how
Speaker 8: much that's a big deal. It's I drove into work
Speaker 8: today with a coffee like I had a real job.
Speaker 3: How many days can you go?
Speaker 8: No, Harold, Oh, I mean I try to really stretch it,
Speaker 8: like it depends on the five shows, you know, fucking
Speaker 8: all sweaty shows.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well it's over.
Speaker 2: I made it eight days one and I'm for I know,
Speaker 2: it's like a big moment.
Speaker 3: Well it's a thing though.
Speaker 8: Anyway, all that today I got up, got ready and
Speaker 8: try to look for the part today. Well, the first
Speaker 8: time I was in here. I was like kind of raggedy.
Speaker 8: I came off the road and like I had and braids.
Speaker 1: Okay, we like that. Yeah, like all versions. Okay, final
Speaker 1: final question, because I had listed you as one of
Speaker 1: my favorite people to talk to, you take me out
Speaker 1: of it. Who's your favorite person to interview you other
Speaker 1: than me?
Speaker 8: Ooh, you know I love Kelly Bannon. Yeah, she is
Speaker 8: like so fun to talk to and I feel like
Speaker 8: we just have girl time and it's on the radio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes and I'm like, oh, maybe we should have
Speaker 3: settled up.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's a good answer. Ever ask you your
Speaker 1: favorite person to interview them is other than me? No, exactly.
Speaker 1: That's how it's I'm good interviews. I'm the best, So
Speaker 1: I'm her favorite. That's why I'm her number one, number one,
Speaker 1: number one. Brandon. Thank you, you are a plus the
Speaker 1: best and we will see you soon.
Speaker 3: Thank you much.
Speaker 1: It's time for the good news.
Speaker 3: Ready.
Speaker 4: The Pizza Roma is a pizza shop and they get
Speaker 4: a call one day, right and they're like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'd like to order sixteen pizzas.
Speaker 4: They go, Okay, no problem, put the order in, put
Speaker 4: the pizzas.
Speaker 1: In the oven.
Speaker 4: They're ready to go. No one picks them up and
Speaker 4: didn't pay for them, did not pay for him. They're like,
Speaker 4: oh my gosh, this is like two hundred dollars worth
Speaker 4: of pizzas. So they go on social media and say, hey,
Speaker 4: if anyone like maybe forgot their pizzas, like we made
Speaker 4: these pizzas.
Speaker 1: They're here, they're ready for you. And it happened for
Speaker 1: like a week.
Speaker 4: No one ever came up and claimed the pizzas until
Speaker 4: one guy says.
Speaker 1: You know what, man, I love you guys, I love
Speaker 1: your place. I'm an army veteran, I like to do
Speaker 1: good things for people. Let me pay for the pizzas.
Speaker 1: I didn't order them. So he went and he paid
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars for all the pizzas. Like they should
Speaker 1: do some sort of if it's like more than four pizzas,
Speaker 1: some sort of deposit, or pay.
Speaker 4: For them all yeah, or don't start the order unless
Speaker 4: you know it's for real, for real.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but that's why. That's how you get a deposit,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, or or paying for it at all. But
Speaker 1: I guess if I order a pizza now, we pay
Speaker 1: for it all up front. Yeah, maybe just some some
Speaker 1: local chains still do it. The ol fact, I would say,
Speaker 1: don't do all fashion anymore, the new fashion. What about
Speaker 1: Amy's pizzas? Like, how do they ordered them to her house?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Moved? They must have been doing it old fashioned way
Speaker 1: for it they were paid for, Yeah, and they brought
Speaker 1: him and dropped them off her house and Amy's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, those are four and I'm gonna move
Speaker 1: and she moved. Who would pay for those just to
Speaker 1: drop them off in? Like you're paying for a joke.
Speaker 1: That's an expensive joke. How many pizzas was it?
Speaker 3: It's from four different places. I don't remember exactly.
Speaker 1: Uh, eighty bucks for a joke. It was like to
Speaker 1: make her move out of her house. That's pretty solid.
Speaker 1: It's a pretty sound investment.
Speaker 2: Because the first time it was like I thought an accident.
Speaker 2: It is like Papa John's. And then like the next week,
Speaker 2: peas to bring me from Domino's, like and then and
Speaker 2: it was like different like different name, different credit cards
Speaker 2: or I can't remember something because looking at the receipt
Speaker 2: to see if there was similarities and I couldn't match anything.
Speaker 1: How long until you moved and you thought I can't
Speaker 1: handle this?
Speaker 2: Was that incombination of a letter that was put in
Speaker 2: my mailbox. So my mailbox was up at my so
Speaker 2: I had a little fence around my front yard, so
Speaker 2: you have to go through the fence and up to
Speaker 2: the mailbox which was attached by my front door, like
Speaker 2: and you lift up the lever and put a letter inside.
Speaker 2: And I got this note, and I'm like, this is the.
Speaker 1: You like pieces?
Speaker 2: This is odd that, like you're someone found where I
Speaker 2: lived and is dropping me notes now. And then at
Speaker 2: the time when I was married, Ben was going to
Speaker 2: Afghanistan like a lot and I was alone, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: So I talked to Daniel from Tiger Daniel, who have
Speaker 1: often said it probably was the Mastermind him or Lunchbox,
Speaker 1: and Daniel I said, I'll come to a light detector,
Speaker 1: like I did not do this. He's like, I will
Speaker 1: show up because he lives in Tolls. Now, I will
Speaker 1: drive to Nashville take a light detector. I don't think
Speaker 1: he did it anymore. I think Lunchbox did it. I mean,
Speaker 1: he hasn't said anything this whole time. I know. I
Speaker 1: think Lunchbox did it. But okay, Eddie, great story. Good
Speaker 1: for that guy. Do you know the guy's name? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Travis Tuesdale. He's the one that stepped up and paid
Speaker 1: for the Travis good ude. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 1: That was telling me something good.
Speaker 11: Wake up, wake up in the morn and the turning
Speaker 11: radio and the dogs Ready Amazons box.
Speaker 1: More game too, Steve read. It's trying to put you
Speaker 1: through a bog. He's running. There's wigs next bit. The
Speaker 1: Bobby's on the box, so you knowing this.
Speaker 11: The Bobby ball stor.
Speaker 1: A lot of people have doorbell cameras now because they've
Speaker 1: gone way down in price. And if I were a
Speaker 1: delivery driver, I would just realize that I'd see that
Speaker 1: people have doorbell cameras all the time. There's one driver
Speaker 1: Amazon takes it, throws the box down, starts stomping it
Speaker 1: and it walks off. What and they gotta on camera
Speaker 1: if you're a driver especially, you know most people have
Speaker 1: or a lot of people on the route have these
Speaker 1: ring cameras, right yeah. Doorbell video capture the shocking site
Speaker 1: of an Amazon driver repeatedly stomping on a package shortly
Speaker 1: after delivering the package to the house. The driver is
Speaker 1: seeing place in the package on the homes front doorstep,
Speaker 1: taking a picture of the box intact, in good shape.
Speaker 1: Here it is delivered, and then taking it and just
Speaker 1: jumping on it. Stop, stop stop. The homeowner looked at
Speaker 1: the footage. I was like, it was a Nest camera
Speaker 1: and although the driver steps behind the pillar, it's absolutely
Speaker 1: clear the driver is stomping on the package. That is
Speaker 1: that is wild. I wonder why it was a router.
Speaker 1: It's the three undred years router, Like, I wonder what
Speaker 1: the deal was like just to stomp? Who was mad?
Speaker 1: And why are you mad at them? Are you mad
Speaker 1: at her? Because she's done the two of the past?
Speaker 1: Are you mad at routers? Are you mad at your company?
Speaker 1: Are you mad? There's something there, but they try to
Speaker 1: get away with it by taking the good picture and
Speaker 1: then stopping it and then they went behind the pillar
Speaker 1: to stomp.
Speaker 9: So weird.
Speaker 1: That's from ABC seven. All right, let's go to Amy
Speaker 1: with the Morning Corny, the mourning Corny.
Speaker 3: What a barist to say when they wake up to
Speaker 3: start their day?
Speaker 1: What a briest to say to wake up when they start?
Speaker 3: Rise and grind?
Speaker 1: That was the morning Corny. Get it? I'm not telling
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 3: Why grind? The reason? The yeah, rise and shine, gay,
Speaker 3: Rise and grind, we.
Speaker 1: Get it tough grinding. Yeah, I guess so, Bobby Bone
Speaker 1: show bonehead. Sorry up today.
Speaker 6: This story comes us from Cleveland, Ohio.
Speaker 9: A man was out just on a drive on his
Speaker 9: motorcycle and enjoying nature, when all of a sudden he
Speaker 9: hears woo woo woo woo behind him, and he pulls
Speaker 9: over and they go, sir, you were doing one hundred
Speaker 9: and forty seven miles an hour.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 6: He's like, oh, sorry, man, I wasn't paying attention. I
Speaker 6: was just looking at nature.
Speaker 1: Any chance he wasn't paying attention doing one fifty No chance, right,
Speaker 1: no chance? And also you're probably not looking at nature.
Speaker 6: He's just enjoying the drive.
Speaker 1: You're probably dialed in because you're like, all right, let's go,
Speaker 1: let's try this, because you're flying cars.
Speaker 2: But I gotta say, like this, I must have gone
Speaker 2: through multiple lights, but I don't ever remember actually doing
Speaker 2: it or seeing that they were green and out that
Speaker 2: they were red and I just ran them. I don't know,
Speaker 2: Like I just I'm on autopilot.
Speaker 3: Like maybe he's just cruising.
Speaker 1: I just don't think one forty seven cruises because it's uh,
Speaker 1: you got to put in work to get it to
Speaker 1: go that fast extra work.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you, on the other hand, I'm not quite sure
Speaker 1: what's happening here. To be fair, I will get places
Speaker 1: too and go. I don't remember anything about getting here
Speaker 1: because I've been thinking about something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I just trust that I didn't run a
Speaker 3: red Yeah.
Speaker 1: That your subconscious is guiding you because you've done it
Speaker 1: so many times and knows exactly what to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I hope I saw green. That's crazy that you
Speaker 2: because I know I have multiple lights like a Yes,
Speaker 2: that's why I'm sharing it with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people, we share the road with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm also concerned.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hit anybody.
Speaker 1: I guess it's just focus. I have to focus on
Speaker 1: not grinding my teeth now. I grind really badly, and
Speaker 1: so I have to I'll catch myself doing it. But whoop. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm aware, like during the day or when you sleep
Speaker 1: day and sleep. Yeah, and so maybe that's what you
Speaker 1: should do when you drive. You to check in every
Speaker 1: once in a while, be like, Okay, I'm a running
Speaker 1: red lights? Am I risking the other bid?
Speaker 6: All right, lunch Box, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story
Speaker 6: of the day.
Speaker 1: This woman was walking her dog, an alligator jumped up.
Speaker 1: Bitter Oh oh bo I, shout out Florida man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of alligators. He just go for a walk
Speaker 1: and get bit by alligator. Eighty four years old. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, she survived. She survived, so she didn't die.
Speaker 1: Also shout out, eighty four year olds survive an alligator bikes?
Speaker 6: How about eighty four year old walking dogs?
Speaker 1: How about dogs walking with old Yeah? All that so
Speaker 1: CNN and WBBA. She was out walking her dog and
Speaker 1: they were near a pond, and she said she heard
Speaker 1: and like felt on the moving and then boom a
Speaker 1: seven foot three inch alligator boom at lunch. That are
Speaker 1: bitter legs and fingers. I mean she she's I mean,
Speaker 1: she's an old lady. She punched the alligator in the face.
Speaker 1: The alligator retreat A seven foot alligator? Is that with
Speaker 1: the tail? The alligator's big. I'm looking at the alligator.
Speaker 1: It's thick. Seven is the whole thing. It's thick. It's
Speaker 1: a thick alligator.
Speaker 6: But my question is, so in Florida you just can't
Speaker 6: even go near water sounds.
Speaker 1: It sounds like if anything's wet, stay away.
Speaker 2: From it.
Speaker 1: You can't take your kids fishing.
Speaker 6: You can't go feed the ducks. I mean, because you
Speaker 6: probably can.
Speaker 1: But it's a watch out for alligator. The rule is
Speaker 1: if you see water, assume there's an alligator in it.
Speaker 3: That's the rule.
Speaker 1: How do you know the rule? Did you just make
Speaker 1: that rule? A People say it all the time. I
Speaker 1: go to Florida all the time, and they say, because
Speaker 1: you know me. Every time I go to Florida, I'm like, you, guys,
Speaker 1: see gators right here?
Speaker 2: You do?
Speaker 1: I ask everyone shout out, she lived, her dog lived,
Speaker 1: but she's eighty three and punch alligator right in the face.
Speaker 1: That's it. Have a great weekend. See you guys Monday.
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