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This is Michael Rapp Report and you are 20 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: now listening to the I Am Rapp Report Halftime Podcast edition. 21 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 1: First of all, I want to tell you guys that 22 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 1: I'm looking to figure out a way to get a 23 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: T shirt gun. All right. As you know or may 24 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,480 Speaker 1: not know, that the Iron Rapport podcast prides itself on 25 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 1: having the softest T shirts to represent their podcast. The 26 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 1: soft ass I Am Rapp Report Podcast t shirt is 27 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: a worldwide fucking phenomenon. And I want to get one 28 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 1: of those T shirt guns. You know when you go 29 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 1: to a game or an event and and the fucking 30 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,680 Speaker 1: people come out during like timeouts and they shoot guns 31 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 1: and too you know, they shoot they shoot the T 32 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: shirts into the crowd and like the kids are looking 33 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: and their gas that shoot it for me and they 34 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: shoot it way up there. I want to get one 35 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 1: of those T shirt guns. But I want to like 36 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: shoot people in the fucking back of the head or 37 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: catch them in the shitter, or you know, like mowdown 38 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 1: people like you know, with the guns. But there'll be 39 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 1: Iron wrap Port podcast T shirts. So I'm looking for 40 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 1: a sponsor or somebody I wear to even buy these 41 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 1: T shirt guns. I want to buy one of these 42 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 1: T shirt guns, and I'm gonna start patrolling the streets 43 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 1: and shooting people in the ass with Iron Wrap PORP 44 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 1: Podcast T shirt. So if anybody's got any ideas of 45 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 1: where to do this, let me know, because I'm gonna 46 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,679 Speaker 1: do like drive buys with it, you know, like no, no, 47 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 1: I fucking take the whole funking all. You get boom 48 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: boo when you're duck and you get a soft des 49 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: Iron Wrap PORP Podcast T shirt. It's part of the 50 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: giving that we do here at the Iron Wrap PORP 51 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,839 Speaker 1: Podcast um And and the reason why I'm all hyped 52 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 1: up about the Iron Wrap PORP Podcast T shirts is 53 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 1: because I wore one on National TV this week. I 54 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,799 Speaker 1: did the Keith Olberman Show on ESPN, and I got 55 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 1: a new sports jacket, which which I'm really excited about. 56 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 1: I got a sports jacket the first time in my 57 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,920 Speaker 1: life I've ever worn a sports jack because I do 58 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,399 Speaker 1: a lot of these appearances and you can't just come 59 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: on there looking like you roll out of bed, which 60 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 1: is normally the way I dressed most of the time. 61 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 1: So I got myself a custom made sports jacket. So 62 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 1: now I'm like Johnny sports jacket. I'm wearing my sports 63 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,959 Speaker 1: jacket everywhere. This is actually the fifth day in a 64 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,640 Speaker 1: row that I've worn a sports jacket. I'm really excited 65 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: about this. So I just wanted to share this with 66 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,519 Speaker 1: you because I wore the sports jacket with an Iron 67 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 1: Rap Coard podcast t shirt on the Olberman Show. So 68 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 1: you know, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good about my 69 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 1: sports jacket. I have it on right now. Actually it's 70 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 1: it's gray. I think it's gray. I'm mildly colored blind. 71 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: I think it's gray. It's like like like a charcoal gray. 72 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 1: And um, you know, I'm very proud of it. I'm 73 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 1: very proud of it. I just I just went to 74 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,760 Speaker 1: go see, uh before the game. I went to go 75 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,880 Speaker 1: see Dwayne Johnson a k. The Rock. Can you can 76 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: you call him the Rock? You know, like you know, 77 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: I don't know if I could call him the Rock. 78 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 1: Dwayne Johnson The Rock in San Andreas, which was a 79 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: fucking downer of a movie. I mean, good movie. I'm 80 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: glad it's doing well. I support The Rock. I love 81 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: The Rock. I'm a fan big action movie about you know, 82 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: the disastrous earthquakes, fucking San Francisco's underwater, I mean trauma. 83 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: I mean deaths and you know, cities being I just 84 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: you know, I can't get behind this because I spend 85 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: a lot of time in Los Angeles and you know, 86 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: that ship freaked me out, you know, and I'm glad 87 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,279 Speaker 1: I saw it's good film. You know, it's definitely you know, 88 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,719 Speaker 1: it's a little depressing. It's a little depressing. But what 89 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 1: I what I thought about as a business opportunity because 90 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 1: I was so freaked out about the earthquakes when I left, 91 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: is that I'm trying to start quick. We gotta do 92 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: this quick. I want to set up like a like 93 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:35,279 Speaker 1: a kiosk outside movie theaters across the country selling earthquake kits. 94 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:39,040 Speaker 1: I think I can make a fucking quick, quick million 95 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 1: doing this ship. Like every single person that goes to 96 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,600 Speaker 1: see San Andreas, when they come out, they're gonna be 97 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:47,479 Speaker 1: so fucking freaked out and shell shocked and scared shit 98 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,599 Speaker 1: that they're gonna they'll buy a fucking earthquake kit. So 99 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,919 Speaker 1: if somebody wants to put it, put together some Iron 100 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 1: Rapport podcast, earthquake kits. We go to these theaters. We 101 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 1: sell these fucking things twenty bucks ahead. Boom. Another business opportunity, 102 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:06,279 Speaker 1: all right, Another business opportunity for the Iron Wrap porp pockets. 103 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: I'll be out there selling it myself. I would have 104 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 1: bought like five of them, okay, because when I left 105 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,159 Speaker 1: that movie, I wasn't feeling very good. You know. I 106 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,039 Speaker 1: had to go in my car and you know, in 107 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 1: the parking lot and you know, the ship shakes because 108 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: you know all the cars and you're like all scared ship. 109 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: But I'm thinking, like, you know, we get like some 110 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,599 Speaker 1: earthquake kits, you know, some packs of batteries, and you know, 111 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 1: some headlights. You know like that, you know, like the lamps. 112 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 1: The head lamps they strap around your head. You look 113 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 1: like a real asshole, but you have a lamp on 114 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,720 Speaker 1: your head. Some of those, like some band aids and 115 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: some nail clippers and peanut butter and honey and some 116 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: bottles of water. Would go outside all the theaters that 117 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 1: are selling that are showing San Andreas. Boom. We make 118 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,280 Speaker 1: a quick fucking turnaround. But you know it's it's Iron 119 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 1: Rapport Ship. So like everything, we'll have the Iron Wrap 120 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 1: Coorp Podcast logo. So it's just another idea for after 121 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:56,039 Speaker 1: going to see San Andreas. Anyway, it's Game two of 122 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 1: the NBA Finals and uh, you know, it's so much 123 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:03,599 Speaker 1: basket ball hockey NHL playoffs, but I'm a basketball guy 124 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 1: and the Rangers are out of the NHL right now, 125 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,440 Speaker 1: so you know, and I was thinking about, you know, uh, 126 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: different celebrities that I've come across, or different celebrities that 127 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 1: I know played basketball, and I was thinking about, like realistically, 128 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 1: like if I was playing different celebrities one on one, 129 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,600 Speaker 1: who would I be able to beat? You know, who 130 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,360 Speaker 1: would I be able to be Because I played ball. 131 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,160 Speaker 1: I played in the Celebrity All Star Game, and I've 132 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:30,039 Speaker 1: never really played up to my potential. You know, I've 133 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 1: never played to my potential in the Celebrity Also Game. 134 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,560 Speaker 1: I was a little haggard this year, and I just 135 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 1: the fucking court was too long. I mean, they got 136 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,239 Speaker 1: us playing on a professional court. It's nine two ft. 137 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,960 Speaker 1: It's fucking hard to get up and down that court 138 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,360 Speaker 1: and the running and this jumping, it's it's just a lot. 139 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,160 Speaker 1: It's a long way. You get the half court and 140 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,839 Speaker 1: then you're like you had another half to go. But 141 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 1: you know, over the years, I've played with a lot 142 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 1: of different people, and you know, I played one on one. 143 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: I did an episode of UM Uh, what's the fucking show? 144 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: The George Clooney Show. The funk was the name of 145 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:04,560 Speaker 1: the George Clooney Show. He did, motherfucker man, See I 146 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: go raw dog without a bag? Okay, I'm in here. 147 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:10,119 Speaker 1: We don't fact check at the Iron Rapports podcast. It'll 148 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 1: come to me. But I played George Clooney one on one. 149 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: We played two out of three games, and I have 150 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: to admit he beat me. In the third game. It 151 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,680 Speaker 1: was close, like he you know, he beat me by 152 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,400 Speaker 1: two points. But when I played him one on one, 153 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,320 Speaker 1: I was so afraid of busting that fucking face, that 154 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 1: that that that nice jawline, and that that the nose, 155 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 1: and he's got like this, you know, sort of Greek 156 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 1: god kind of face. And this is when he was 157 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,640 Speaker 1: in his prime and he was chiseled and all that 158 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 1: ship he was on that show on NBC. I can't 159 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: remember the fucking name for some reason. But but but 160 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: he was tough, he was, but it was his home 161 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,560 Speaker 1: court and the rim was kind of saggy, and I 162 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,840 Speaker 1: and again I was very nervous about about hitting him, 163 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,440 Speaker 1: like you know, making by accident, not like I played basketball, 164 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:54,960 Speaker 1: played one on one, but I would definitely think Clooney 165 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 1: is competitive. He plays, but I feel like I could 166 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,920 Speaker 1: beat him, but I think that that would be a good, 167 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 1: a good game. He's definitely gonna He's scrappy, he's competitive, 168 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,120 Speaker 1: he could shoot, and he's in shape. So I'm not 169 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: gonna say for sure that I could beat Corney. But 170 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 1: I also know that I definitely can kick Kanye West 171 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 1: ass in one on one, no doubt, like I would 172 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:19,120 Speaker 1: crack that ass. I've never actually seen video footage of 173 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,640 Speaker 1: him playing, but I've seen pictures of him playing, and 174 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:25,320 Speaker 1: I could just tell, I could smell, I could see 175 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:29,160 Speaker 1: that motherfucker has no game, okay, And and and I'm 176 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: pretty sure that if I ever played Kanye West one 177 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 1: on one, I would crack that ass, no doubt. For sure. 178 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 1: I got hight on him, and I just feel like 179 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 1: I would bust that ass. And I feel like, you know, 180 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,440 Speaker 1: hip hop would be behind me to crack that ass, 181 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,120 Speaker 1: like and I would be cracking that ass and be like, Yo, 182 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,720 Speaker 1: you better do that. Boom bab boom, I'd score another basket. 183 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,440 Speaker 1: I take him in the post because I have I 184 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 1: take him in the post on the left block and 185 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 1: be like, boom, get off that world music ship and 186 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 1: then boom, I shoot a little little jump shot. I'd 187 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 1: be like, come on, man, make some hits here that 188 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 1: you know you can do it. I would. I would 189 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 1: bust his ass and maybe like his wife would be there, 190 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,680 Speaker 1: like in a cheerleading count, you know, outfit, and I 191 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:06,640 Speaker 1: would crack his ass in front of his wife. So 192 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:09,920 Speaker 1: I feel confident that I could bust his ass. Um 193 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:14,320 Speaker 1: Somebody asked about Leonardo DiCaprio. Leonardo dicapriol one of my 194 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:19,280 Speaker 1: one of my favorite actors. Uh great dude. I've talked 195 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 1: about him on the Iron Wrap Coorp Podcast. He's like 196 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:25,280 Speaker 1: the fucking Derek Jeter of Hollywood, never made a mistake, 197 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,480 Speaker 1: stays low key, He's one of the He's a world 198 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:33,000 Speaker 1: class stick man. I have a lot of respect him. 199 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,320 Speaker 1: I consider him a friend. Maybe one day we get 200 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,560 Speaker 1: him on the Iron Wrap Coorp podcast. But in the 201 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:41,720 Speaker 1: Basketball Diaries, you showed you ass, Leonardo, So I feel 202 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,600 Speaker 1: pretty confident that I could bust that ass too, all right. 203 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 1: So that that's that's a that's that's another person. I 204 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:50,559 Speaker 1: was asked Jigga jay Z I actually played twenty one 205 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,719 Speaker 1: Utah with jay z Ones and and he's good. He's 206 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,120 Speaker 1: got hight, he's long, like he's you know, he's about 207 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,360 Speaker 1: six two or six. We've got long arms, maybe six one. 208 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,960 Speaker 1: I don't know. Um, you know, you could tell he 209 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,720 Speaker 1: played ball growing up. But I feel and he actually 210 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,920 Speaker 1: won the twenty one. It was three of us. But again, 211 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,640 Speaker 1: it was like this was when jay Z was like, 212 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,760 Speaker 1: you know, Blueprint part two. This is when he was 213 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,640 Speaker 1: like hard knock Live jay Z And I was like, 214 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,320 Speaker 1: oh shoo, and I funk with jay Z. I know 215 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,600 Speaker 1: jay Z, but it was like I went a little 216 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,640 Speaker 1: easy on him, like you know, not that I I 217 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,520 Speaker 1: could have definitely bust his ass. Like I'm not saying 218 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,960 Speaker 1: if I played in one on one and week be, 219 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:26,840 Speaker 1: it wouldn't be competitive. But I feel like he's as 220 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,840 Speaker 1: far as basketball, he's not playing ball. I'm not really 221 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,839 Speaker 1: playing ball either, But I mean, who's got more to lose? 222 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,440 Speaker 1: Me me playing jay Z one on one? He probably 223 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,000 Speaker 1: has more to lose, because like, if you lose to 224 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,520 Speaker 1: me in a one on one and you're jay Z, 225 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,319 Speaker 1: it's it's a step back. It's like worse than losing 226 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:44,360 Speaker 1: a battle of nas. It's really like worse than losing 227 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:48,079 Speaker 1: a battle than anybody, like if you fucking lose one 228 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 1: on one to me and you're jay Z, so that 229 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:53,200 Speaker 1: might be a tough game. But I feel confident that 230 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,400 Speaker 1: if in a two out of three and the fact 231 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,720 Speaker 1: that jay Z slowed down a little bit, he's you know, 232 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,640 Speaker 1: he's got a daughter, he's married, I can't really see 233 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,160 Speaker 1: him practicing that much because you know, why would you 234 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,120 Speaker 1: practice that much when you're so rich you're jay Z. 235 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 1: But so I would say, I think I could take 236 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 1: jigger man Um and and and and and win that game. Um, Drake, 237 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,480 Speaker 1: I'm not losing to you one way or another. If 238 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,080 Speaker 1: if it has to get into a fucking UFC dure, 239 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,920 Speaker 1: I'm not losing to you, my man. I'm gonna win 240 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,679 Speaker 1: that game. Like I've never seen you play ball. I 241 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,920 Speaker 1: know you gotta suspect me. I remember that one time 242 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:29,560 Speaker 1: you bust that ass when you're on stage with Little Wheezy. 243 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,240 Speaker 1: When you first came out, you probably rehab your ship 244 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 1: and all that. A lot has happened to you in 245 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,199 Speaker 1: your life. I'm not losing a one on one to Drake, 246 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 1: come hell or high water. There's no fucking way I'm 247 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:44,280 Speaker 1: losing to Drake Um the person who I would be 248 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:47,000 Speaker 1: the most concerned about that that People asked me, who 249 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,040 Speaker 1: would you play one on one with? To be honest 250 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:53,080 Speaker 1: with you would be Bieber. And you're like, what that 251 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,400 Speaker 1: little fucker. I played with him in a celebrity All 252 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,720 Speaker 1: Star game and I tried the clothesline this fucker. First 253 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 1: of all, he was a lot quicker than I thought. 254 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,360 Speaker 1: Second of all, you know, he's good enough. He's good. 255 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,080 Speaker 1: You know, he doesn't he's never played like, you know, 256 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,440 Speaker 1: like competitively, but like he's one of these guys Like 257 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 1: if you had a toaster that wasn't working, I feel 258 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,560 Speaker 1: like justin Bieber can fix your toaster. Like let's say, 259 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:15,280 Speaker 1: like a cat got stuck in a tree, Like I 260 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,240 Speaker 1: guarantee you that motherfucker could climb trees. Like he's just 261 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,600 Speaker 1: one of these fucking people I could do all kind 262 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:24,559 Speaker 1: of shit sort of well, and I would be concerned 263 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,800 Speaker 1: about He's really fast, but not like fast like you know, 264 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,760 Speaker 1: like Muggsy Bogs fast, just kind of like slippery like 265 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,559 Speaker 1: a snake. But I got a lot of height on him. 266 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,520 Speaker 1: I don't think I could lose that game. But I 267 00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:38,000 Speaker 1: think the game with Bieber, the one on one with 268 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:42,560 Speaker 1: Bieber would be more challenging than I suspect, but going 269 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,360 Speaker 1: into it knowing that and the fact that it's Justin Bieber, 270 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 1: and I would really need like a one way plane 271 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:51,000 Speaker 1: ticket off the planet Earth if I lost a one 272 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,959 Speaker 1: on one to Justin Bieber. So fuck. But yeah, I 273 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,000 Speaker 1: would say I could bust that ass. I would say 274 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,360 Speaker 1: I would bust that ass. Kevin Hard is another person 275 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,640 Speaker 1: I don't know. He's one of the fucking celebrity All 276 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,559 Speaker 1: Star Game m v P, like four or five times 277 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:05,959 Speaker 1: in a row. He's good. I have obviously, I have 278 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,680 Speaker 1: a lot of hight on him. Everybody's got hight on 279 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,000 Speaker 1: Kevin Hart. He's my man. I funk with you, Kevin Hart. 280 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,800 Speaker 1: I love you, support you, so happy for all your success, 281 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,880 Speaker 1: you know, and and you know we were on the 282 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,600 Speaker 1: same team this year. You're not really fond of passing. 283 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,880 Speaker 1: So I would think that I would probably wanna, you know, 284 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 1: show a little something with him. He's strong, He's a 285 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:29,080 Speaker 1: strong little fuckerum. But I would definitely be able to 286 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,160 Speaker 1: just really really get his ass in the post and 287 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 1: really have my way with him in the post. He 288 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,280 Speaker 1: can't shoot well. I know you can't shoot well, and 289 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,839 Speaker 1: I could like play off you like a foot and 290 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,439 Speaker 1: a half and still get my hand in your face 291 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,719 Speaker 1: because you're so fucking short. Not to say that you're 292 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,600 Speaker 1: not good. You're quick, you stay in shape. I see 293 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: you on Instagram do when you goddamn thing. But I 294 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,080 Speaker 1: feel like it would be a good game. It would 295 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,360 Speaker 1: be a good game, harder than you think, because Kevin 296 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,400 Speaker 1: is he's scrappy, he's tough. He could play. He used 297 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,760 Speaker 1: to be really really good. I remember seeing Kevin Hart 298 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:01,040 Speaker 1: play one time before he was you know, big, big, 299 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 1: big Kevin Hart. Not that he was ever big because 300 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,600 Speaker 1: he's always short. I'm I'm sorry. The short jokes are 301 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 1: just too fucking easy. But he that motherfucker could play, 302 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,040 Speaker 1: like you know, in in his prime, he could play. 303 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,400 Speaker 1: He was quick as fuck. He's just wanting to you know, 304 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,560 Speaker 1: little motherfucker's that could play. But that might be a 305 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,800 Speaker 1: tough game, So I don't know. A coin toss um, 306 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,720 Speaker 1: someone asked about Spike Lee. Spike Lee, big Knicks fan, 307 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,360 Speaker 1: goes to all the games and never seen him even 308 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,080 Speaker 1: have a basketball in his hands, not worried about that 309 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:32,720 Speaker 1: matchup at all, not even close. And then finally, like 310 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,640 Speaker 1: a white man can't jump Woody House and Wesley snaps. 311 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,720 Speaker 1: Wesley can't play ball. He's an athlete. If you watch 312 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,920 Speaker 1: the movie correctly, the motherfucker could barely dribble. That dunk 313 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 1: was a cutaway dunk. He didn't dunk the fucking ball. 314 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,640 Speaker 1: Ain't worried about Wesley. I've played ball with Woody Howise 315 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,920 Speaker 1: and he's tough. He's big, he'll body you up. He's 316 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:54,560 Speaker 1: from Kentucky. He's gonna play like that Kentucky defense. He's 317 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:58,400 Speaker 1: in shape, he smoked sweet, he does yoga. Tough match up, 318 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:02,240 Speaker 1: He's got an awkward shot. He consistently plays boy, stays 319 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,800 Speaker 1: in shape. Motherfucker hasn't eaten a piece of meat in 320 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 1: thirty years. He'll probably be high when he plays you. 321 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,520 Speaker 1: Tough matchup, that might be a tough one. I also 322 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,560 Speaker 1: play ball with Bill Murray and it was just weird 323 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,360 Speaker 1: because it was Bill Murray. So I would say I 324 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:19,680 Speaker 1: could definitely crack Bill Murray's ass um and who else. 325 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,640 Speaker 1: I think that's it, man, I think that's it. You know, 326 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:25,240 Speaker 1: Woody Allen, I'm not worried about him. Uh bieber snoop Dog. 327 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,720 Speaker 1: That could be tough. He's tall, he's long. I think 328 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,640 Speaker 1: that if I prepare for the game with Snoop, I 329 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,960 Speaker 1: probably could beat Snoop Dogg. He's definitely, you know he's 330 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,080 Speaker 1: gonna get winded fast because he's Snoop. We all know 331 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 1: that You're you know, you smoke a lot of we definitely, 332 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,680 Speaker 1: Or if I can't beat him in in in in 333 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,280 Speaker 1: the in the one on one, I would like race 334 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,480 Speaker 1: him in a mile, like I could beat him in 335 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,040 Speaker 1: a mile sprint. I would fucking beat him. I I 336 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,120 Speaker 1: feel like he he might bust alone, So I don't know. 337 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,920 Speaker 1: That's it, man, That's that's the people who I would 338 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,840 Speaker 1: want to play. Clooney Leo, Jigga Man, Snoop Doggie, dog 339 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 1: Biber Drake. I'm gonna bust that as Woody Howis and 340 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:05,280 Speaker 1: Bill Murray, Kevin Hart, Spike Lee. That's it. 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