Speaker 1: Nicki Glaser podcasts. Here, I am looking to the podcasts?
Speaker 1: Is Nicky Glazer podcast? God, I hope you don't have
Speaker 1: this on two times to speed, because that would have
Speaker 1: been unintelligible. I'm Nicki Glazer. This is the podcast live,
Speaker 1: not to you, but I mean I think actually this
Speaker 1: is a couple of days before you're hearing it, maybe
Speaker 1: three days. What is what got on your shirt?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm so sad. It's a brand new shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's bullshit. Mabe I got actually a I got
Speaker 1: like a wipe in my bag. Actually that you can
Speaker 1: use to get stains out. What's the smell? He's smelling
Speaker 1: his shirt, he's figuring it out. Chris Convey's here, everyone,
Speaker 1: there's no smell. It smells like a new shirt.
Speaker 2: Smell as stain.
Speaker 1: Chris Convey's here. We are in our hotel room in Zurich.
Speaker 1: This is day. God, I don't know day you. I
Speaker 1: don't know what day this is for me? And on
Speaker 1: vacation when you're in Europe, there's no dates, there's no days.
Speaker 1: It's must be nice, Must be nice, Must be nice.
Speaker 1: That's a part of my act.
Speaker 2: Must be nice.
Speaker 1: It's like when people whenever.
Speaker 2: I put it's about what you're doing totally.
Speaker 1: Whenever I talk about going to see Taylor's I have
Speaker 1: a joke about when I mentioned I see Taylor Swift,
Speaker 1: or I post about it like on a main post feed,
Speaker 1: I get comments or I have gotten comments that are like,
Speaker 1: must be nice, and I don't really know what to
Speaker 1: do with that. But well, let's talk about Zurich. We're
Speaker 1: in Zurich. We were in I was in Amsterdam, and
Speaker 1: I've also been in Dublin with my family on this
Speaker 1: journey to say, Taylor Swift five times in.
Speaker 2: Ten days, ten days, twelve.
Speaker 1: It was Dublin on a Sunday, Amsterdam Thursday, Friday Saturday,
Speaker 1: and then Zurich on Tuesday. So whatever that that's nine days, baby,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. That's pretty good lot of Taylor, you
Speaker 1: would think. So I've seen Taylor four times at this point,
Speaker 1: so how's it going?
Speaker 2: Because my question was you've every time you've ever seen Taylor,
Speaker 2: it's either been maybe one or two nights in a row, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then those are weeks apart, usually totally and with
Speaker 2: a variety of people, different friends and different things. And
Speaker 2: this is was this your first three night stint in
Speaker 2: a row. This was yes, the Amsterdam shows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was the first time seeing three in a row. Like,
Speaker 1: I've never done all three shows that she's been in
Speaker 1: a city.
Speaker 2: So there's not a single thing in the world that
Speaker 2: I love as much as you love Taylor Swift. Maybe
Speaker 2: my mom, But I can't do three nights in a
Speaker 2: row with my mom.
Speaker 1: Oh right, that's a.
Speaker 2: I definitely can't. But Taylor three nights in a row
Speaker 2: of it three and a half hour concert, Yeah, that seems.
Speaker 1: I want to say that after Dublin. I was so
Speaker 1: excited before Dublin because the last time I saw her
Speaker 1: was in Sydney with you in February. End of February. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it had been a while and I was just
Speaker 1: chomping in I was so excited it had been It
Speaker 1: was the band Stained and I thought, I'm so excited
Speaker 1: Dublin that there was an energy to the city, Like
Speaker 1: you get to these cities and they just are There's
Speaker 1: pink everywhere and sparkles and storefronts are saying things about
Speaker 1: being the Swift. Taylor Swift is in different window displays,
Speaker 1: It's just everywhere, and there's just a vibe and It
Speaker 1: was very exciting. And we were in Dublin for I think, no,
Speaker 1: we were. We got to Dublin and we were going
Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift that night, so we were a little
Speaker 1: jet legged. We slept all day. We went to Taylor
Speaker 1: that night. It was amazing, it was outdoor. It was
Speaker 1: just an incredible energy. And then we went to Amsterdam,
Speaker 1: you know, three days later, and I was ready to
Speaker 1: go again. So ready to go again because I like
Speaker 1: doublin up. So I was used to Dublin, but not
Speaker 1: in Dublin, right, so I singled in double Dublin.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so then when we went to Amsterdam, I will
Speaker 1: say the vibe the first night of the first Amsterdam show,
Speaker 1: the crowd was off. It was I did it. It
Speaker 1: was just my mom also sensed it. It wasn't just me,
Speaker 1: and it was just like it wasn't as enthusiastic, and
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: When was the last podcast? So is this? Is this?
Speaker 2: This the first podcast since fourth of July, since you've
Speaker 2: left for this trip.
Speaker 1: I mean there's been new podcasts out, but we were
Speaker 1: pre recorded.
Speaker 2: So what's going on right now?
Speaker 1: We did one podcast actually did yes.
Speaker 2: Okay, so caught up on what's happening and what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Who you're with with my parents, how's it going? And
Speaker 1: my dad and mom went to the first one. I
Speaker 1: don't think that.
Speaker 2: Oh, and then your dad went, uh, he went to Dublin.
Speaker 2: He went to Dublin. But then he had a big video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he went viral's because I filmed him during the
Speaker 1: part of the show where Taylor, So after she sings
Speaker 1: Champagne Problems, that's kind of the space in the show
Speaker 1: where the crowd decides to just show her how much
Speaker 1: we love her by applauding for as long as we
Speaker 1: possibly can, and we could really go longer. She controls
Speaker 1: it because it's just she kind of decides when to
Speaker 1: talk because she.
Speaker 2: We would go to does she make she it.
Speaker 1: Makes all different faces. She's excited, she's shocked. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's only so many faces you can make when you're
Speaker 1: overwhelmed by how loud something is and how much love
Speaker 1: people are pouring at you. Yeah, and it's so really
Speaker 1: I know that people maybe think like, oh, she's just
Speaker 1: like phoning it in, or this doesn't really feel this way.
Speaker 1: She can't be surprised every time, And I'm sure that
Speaker 1: there's a part of her that's like getting used to it.
Speaker 1: But I don't know that you ever really get used
Speaker 1: to sixty six thousand people screaming bloody murder for you
Speaker 1: and losing their minds. And I will say I've been
Speaker 1: to now seventeen or shows or something like that, and
Speaker 1: every single time it's different, Like the crowds will top
Speaker 1: each other, think there will be a surge of energy
Speaker 1: at different points.
Speaker 2: Like Australia, it's like they agreed to do something. Like
Speaker 2: during a song, it's like everybody agreed to do something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's another thing that happens, and we'll get
Speaker 1: to that in a second. But there's yeah, different chance
Speaker 1: that people say and stuff. But during this part, like
Speaker 1: there is it's about a five minute window where the
Speaker 1: crowd just screams and she's just standing there and she's
Speaker 1: kind of just taking it in. And then she takes
Speaker 1: out her ear piece, you know, that's like her in
Speaker 1: ear I guess this is what they're called. And then
Speaker 1: she hears it really and then she goes Jesus Christ
Speaker 1: and then we go crazy again, and then it lasts
Speaker 1: another couple of minutes. So my dad, during this became very.
Speaker 2: Moved very after what song?
Speaker 1: This is after Champagne Problem? So this is that used
Speaker 1: to be fairly early in her set and now it
Speaker 1: goes about probably a third of the way through. Is
Speaker 1: when it happens?
Speaker 2: Is it crazy? What is? How does Champagne Problems go?
Speaker 2: Just a little snippet.
Speaker 1: You might as touch on a Chevy door, November flush
Speaker 1: and your flannel cure. This dorm was once a mad house,
Speaker 1: made a joke, and it's made for me. How Evergreen
Speaker 1: all group of friends don't think I'll say that word again,
Speaker 1: and soon they'll duck the halls. Okay, you get it. Anyway.
Speaker 1: It's really fun because she talks about how she right
Speaker 1: before she sings that song. She says that during COVID
Speaker 1: she really didn't know if she's ever gonna tour again.
Speaker 1: It's the thing she's been doing since she was twelve
Speaker 1: or thirteen, and she's like, it's just a bummer. This
Speaker 1: is my favorite thing to do. And when I was
Speaker 1: writing during COVID, I wrote this song and I thought,
Speaker 1: I really want to sing a song with everyone, And
Speaker 1: so she's like, I hope you'll sing along with me
Speaker 1: to Champagne Problem. So this was the song that she
Speaker 1: wrote thinking, oh, this would be fun to sing in
Speaker 1: an arena, because there's this line where she goes, it's
Speaker 1: a shame she's fucked in the head, they said. And
Speaker 1: then and she always looks at the camera and goes
Speaker 1: like fucked, and like her eyes get super crazy because
Speaker 1: she's talking about how, yeah, like how this family thinks
Speaker 1: she's deranged because she didn't accept her boyfriend's proposal or
Speaker 1: whatever it is in the song. So anyway, afterwards, my
Speaker 1: dad is like crying. He gets like teary eyed. And
Speaker 1: my dad gets emotional during certain things, like he gets
Speaker 1: misty eyed a lot. Now he's saying he's doing it
Speaker 1: more because he's an old man, But he was just
Speaker 1: like such a It is such a moving moment because
Speaker 1: all these people are just like so insanely happy that
Speaker 1: they're just cheering for an extended amount of time, and
Speaker 1: she's so she's just like so gracious. And I think that,
Speaker 1: And he also said, I don't think that. It kind
Speaker 1: of reminded me of him, of me in a way
Speaker 1: because I told him to tell me that, and so
Speaker 1: it was nice that he took me up on that
Speaker 1: and and heard me and made in prison in a
Speaker 1: way that didn't sound exactly like what I told him
Speaker 1: to say, so it sounded original when he said it,
Speaker 1: and nobody was just really sweet, and so I filmed it.
Speaker 1: And so now I have I have like a presence
Speaker 1: on TikTok, and I didn't have one before because I
Speaker 1: didn't have anyone, you know, people. There had been companies
Speaker 1: before that I had. There had been a company before
Speaker 1: that I had hired to run my social media. I
Speaker 1: didn't engage with them in the way that I needed
Speaker 1: to in order for them to really facilitate the change
Speaker 1: that needed to happen in my life. But this new
Speaker 1: company's got a girl, This good company's got a girl
Speaker 1: that is just like I don't know. I just trust her,
Speaker 1: and not that the other company didn't, but this one.
Speaker 2: She's broken through.
Speaker 1: She's she's broken. She's a broken woman, just like my MOI.
Speaker 1: Her name's Emily. She's incredible. And I remember when we
Speaker 1: did the first zoom call with these people, and I
Speaker 1: know you're like, Nikki, why don't you run your own
Speaker 1: social media? Or maybe you're thinking that, And it's just
Speaker 1: because I don't really like reading comments. I don't like
Speaker 1: to engage too much with it. I think most listeners
Speaker 1: know this.
Speaker 2: Well, you bet, but you do run your social media
Speaker 2: since like the stories and some of the posts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the stories, all my stories.
Speaker 2: It's just to try to do things where it's like
Speaker 2: tour dates and like getting involved in a few other
Speaker 2: types of things that it might be interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what she's really doing? What so I will give
Speaker 1: her content and then she edits it and makes it
Speaker 1: look appropriate for TikTok. So anything you see me posting
Speaker 1: on Instagram story, I'm always in charge of that. She
Speaker 1: is not doing that at all. Any thing she put,
Speaker 1: like posts on my main feed, I control that too.
Speaker 1: I write all the captions everything like that she just
Speaker 1: posts on. She's really just run in my TikTok and
Speaker 1: this girl is running it I now have. I don't
Speaker 1: even know how many let me just look how many
Speaker 1: followers I have. I did not have this. I don't
Speaker 1: remember how many falls. I have two hundred and eleven thousand.
Speaker 2: Followers and you basically just have just.
Speaker 1: Started posting a lot in the last couple week.
Speaker 2: It's great, and she.
Speaker 1: Is posting so on TikTok. I didn't realize this, I
Speaker 1: mean I guess I did. It's just like more free
Speaker 1: form stuff. It doesn't have to look as polished. It's
Speaker 1: more just talking to the camera. Like. It's just a
Speaker 1: world where you can be kind of more yourself, I guess,
Speaker 1: unless like I'm a celebrity or like everything has to
Speaker 1: look perfect, it can just be slat, not sloppier, but
Speaker 1: just more rough and authentic.
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought it was just like dances.
Speaker 1: I did too, because I'm not on there, But this
Speaker 1: is what I'm hearing from the young'uns. Yeah, and she's
Speaker 1: a young and she's so cute. Emily, if you're listening
Speaker 1: to this every time, I will like, I'll write, she's
Speaker 1: such a hard worker. She is, like she tells me
Speaker 1: about trends. This is always what I wanted. I just
Speaker 1: wanted someone to tell me like, hey, there's this trend.
Speaker 2: Going on, do it right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So she whatever she texts me, though, she'll I'll be
Speaker 1: like making her laugh by saying something about something because
Speaker 1: we have like a friendship, and she goes, I'm screaming.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Here's the key is she's made you haven't wanted
Speaker 2: to do stuff like this because you like your TikTok
Speaker 2: and your Instagram and you're having fun with it. You
Speaker 2: haven't been interested in TikTok, but she's made it fun
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: She's made it fun. She's made me feel cool doing it.
Speaker 1: And I'm not like a loser like I trust her
Speaker 1: to be cool and and just efficient. And she's worked
Speaker 1: with really amazing selebrities that I really I wasn't supposed
Speaker 1: to say. Okay, she was with her when she had
Speaker 1: loose person syndrome. Porcelaine Dion's illness is the worst.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Stiff person syndrome?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: A bad name. It's just I was trying to look
Speaker 1: up like the worst sounding syndromes, and.
Speaker 2: This is give me a few of them.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's funny because I googled, like the worst
Speaker 1: sounding syndromes, or the disease is worth the worst names. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's werewolf syndrome. That's where you get like growth of
Speaker 1: hair growth on your flace. Facial blindness, which is the
Speaker 1: thing Brad Pitt claims to have where you can't recognize people.
Speaker 1: But that's really just being a celebrity and being like,
Speaker 1: I eat too many people and I don't want I
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 2: Excuse for I don't remember I can't remember you're not important.
Speaker 1: Sleeping beauty syndrome also known as Klein Levin.
Speaker 2: That's not bad, sounding.
Speaker 1: Like an unconscious princess. People with this neurological condition called
Speaker 1: sleeping beauty syndrome experienced periods of excessive sleep. Okay, got it.
Speaker 1: It's like a gift mad cow disease bad one. Oh,
Speaker 1: hand and foot, Oh, foot in mouth, foot and mouth,
Speaker 1: trench foot.
Speaker 2: It's hand and foot disease, hand syndrome. Oh, I just
Speaker 2: read about this the other day. Something happens in your
Speaker 2: brain and something gets kind of divided or severed, right,
Speaker 2: and so your hand almost has a mind of its own,
Speaker 2: and it'll it can choke you. It can like right
Speaker 2: while you're it can write like a whole thing that
Speaker 2: you're not even thinking of. I'm like, write.
Speaker 1: Something that whoa, that would be nutice.
Speaker 2: The hand will just do things.
Speaker 1: WHOA. That takes masturbation to a whole new level because
Speaker 1: you wouldn't feel It's like when people sit on their
Speaker 1: hands to make in them to get the strange. It
Speaker 1: was maybe one of the first jokes I heard where
Speaker 1: I was like, that's brilliant true, Like I heard that.
Speaker 1: I think in middle school, and I was like, that's
Speaker 1: so funny. There's stone Man's disease, so these are all
Speaker 1: really bad. And then look at this what so all
Speaker 1: these are?
Speaker 2: Everybody got that right? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Stone is a disorder of the connective tissue where ligaments, tendons,
Speaker 1: or skeleton essentially turn into bone. So these are horrible diseases.
Speaker 1: And then look at this one. This is this is
Speaker 1: such a funny disease to put on this list. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: Imposter shindwom That's where you're really good at something, but
Speaker 1: you don't feel like you're willy good at it. It's
Speaker 1: almost as bad as Stoneman, where all of your muscle
Speaker 1: turns to cardiline.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you've mentioned that you have imposter syndrome like
Speaker 2: a thousand times.
Speaker 1: A million times. And then there's also and then right
Speaker 1: after imposter syndrome walking corpse syndrome. Okay, well, I don't
Speaker 1: think one of those is like the other. However, I
Speaker 1: was not making light of Celinan Dan's thing. I was
Speaker 1: just saying that it's just an awful name for it,
Speaker 1: and I'm really sad for her.
Speaker 2: And I got a great social media presence because Emily.
Speaker 1: Exactly well Emily really brought that's not true, but it
Speaker 1: feels true. But she is. But Emily's so good, So
Speaker 1: I'll just send her a video and I'll be like,
Speaker 1: is this tiktoky, Like it'll just be me. I kind
Speaker 1: of just shoot some stuff and I'm like, is this good?
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh my god, screaming. And that's that's
Speaker 1: how gen Z laughs. They I go, are you really screaming?
Speaker 1: She's like dead screaming. It's so funny. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: sound like you have Stoneman. You're dead and screaming at
Speaker 1: the same time.
Speaker 2: Did you just see a walking somebody was walking forwards?
Speaker 2: It's terrifying.
Speaker 1: So the other night. So so anyway, I sent her
Speaker 1: my video my dad and I was like, I've been told.
Speaker 1: Someone told me. I posted on my story first. Then
Speaker 1: I got a DM from someone saying this would kill
Speaker 1: on TikTok. It was just some fan and I sent
Speaker 1: it to Emily, which I had not done yet, and
Speaker 1: obviously Emily would have been like, yes, let's put this
Speaker 1: on TikTok. But I send it to her and she
Speaker 1: was like, oh, hell yeah. So then we wake up
Speaker 1: the next morning because we're on a different time zone
Speaker 1: and my parents. My dad has gone semi viral for crying,
Speaker 1: and my dad has since scoured the comments and his
Speaker 1: friends have too and sent him the funniest like mean things.
Speaker 1: What said, uh, like fucking pussy or something like that,
Speaker 1: And then another one said he's crying because he's wasting
Speaker 1: what few years he has left that Taylor Swift cuts.
Speaker 1: So we've been like laughing at and my parents are
Speaker 1: so cool about it.
Speaker 2: Because left is so funny because.
Speaker 1: Not only did my dad go viral with that, and
Speaker 1: like it's like a really sweet thing that people are
Speaker 1: sending and I'm getting tons of messages about how it
Speaker 1: made people cry that he cried, because it's just so
Speaker 1: sweet and I wasn't exploiting him like I really was
Speaker 1: in the moment, just like I just want to show
Speaker 1: my sister this. It's so sweet that he's and I'm
Speaker 1: kind of like I told you, I told you it's
Speaker 1: different than I I'm not saying he's a Swiftie, but
Speaker 1: I knew it would be an experience that he wouldn't
Speaker 1: roll his eyes at because he can't because they're filled
Speaker 1: with water. And so then though it doesn't stop there,
Speaker 1: because I didn't know that so much stuff comes out
Speaker 1: of just like.
Speaker 2: Like people are looking at TikTok for content to put
Speaker 2: on other platforms. Yes, it's like Reddit desperate for press.
Speaker 2: Everything comes from Reddit and TikTok. Now, yes, almost nothing
Speaker 2: starts anywhere else.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's I was just reading the Martin Short
Speaker 1: autobiography and this was in twenty fourteen, and he was
Speaker 1: talking about how he was his wife died and he
Speaker 1: and David Letterman had found out about it like a
Speaker 1: day of hours after it happened. And so Paul Shaffer
Speaker 1: called him and said, David Letterman wants to call you
Speaker 1: and talk and make a call to you.
Speaker 2: Is that cool?
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, did you tell him? He goes, no,
Speaker 1: it's in the paper and he goes, I forgot that
Speaker 1: thing spread like wildfire on the internet. And this was
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen. He's saying like this, like because of social media,
Speaker 1: like the word gets out. And he was talking about
Speaker 1: even before social media, there had been a cancer scare
Speaker 1: with his wife and it was in the National Inquirer
Speaker 1: and no one found out about it, even though it
Speaker 1: was leaked in the paper because no one read the
Speaker 1: National Choir, so it didn't spread right, you know there
Speaker 1: was in social media to just like clip it and
Speaker 1: retweet it.
Speaker 2: You're loving that Martin Short book. I love it.
Speaker 1: I finished it. I cried so much. I love Martin Short.
Speaker 1: He is my new obsession. I am so excited to
Speaker 1: have someone who I haven't met yet that when I
Speaker 1: get to meet him, I get to just like pour
Speaker 1: compliments into his head.
Speaker 2: Well, he's gonna pour compliments in yours because I worked
Speaker 2: with him two years ago, I think, and he is
Speaker 2: a nicky glazer.
Speaker 1: I remember you telling me this and it was one
Speaker 1: of those moments where I had to kind of black
Speaker 1: it out. Yeah, like I can't absorb this that he knows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he knows you who you are. And he was
Speaker 2: very complimentary gift. Yeah, he's amazing. He so and in
Speaker 2: person he's even better. He's funny. He's like he's funny
Speaker 2: in person and he's like everybody says he's the biggest
Speaker 2: pro in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Well everyone knows that. Listens to the podcast, if you've
Speaker 1: listened recently. I'm obsessed with Jimmy Jimmy glick and that's
Speaker 1: who Martin Short is. And so that's what's caused this
Speaker 1: like new obsession with him, and so I downloaded his book.
Speaker 1: I read it on the plane over and then I
Speaker 1: just finished it last night. It made me cry, it
Speaker 1: made me laugh. It was just an amazing autobiography from
Speaker 1: someone who's been in the business. And the thing I
Speaker 1: like about Martin Short that I know that I'm excited
Speaker 1: Like some celebrities I'm excited to meet. He loves performing.
Speaker 1: He loves being set up to do things. Like he
Speaker 1: would not mind if I said, will you just do
Speaker 1: Jimminy for a second, Like I know that he would
Speaker 1: actually make He would probably There's.
Speaker 2: Other people be like I'm being put on the spot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like even someone like me, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to do jokes right now.
Speaker 2: Like he is.
Speaker 1: He he's through and through a performer. He his story
Speaker 1: is so insane. It's so interesting. His book, I must say,
Speaker 1: from twenty fourteen, is so good and I really recommend
Speaker 1: it to people, even if they're just interested in just
Speaker 1: like a Hollywood story.
Speaker 2: What are your recommendations for people that don't know about
Speaker 2: Martin Short and need.
Speaker 1: To know Jimmy Glick Conan O'Brien interview Jimmy Glick, John
Speaker 1: Stewart interview, Jimminy Glick, Alec Baldwin, and those are my
Speaker 1: three that will get you started. They will take fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes of your life to watch all of those. And
Speaker 1: Bill Hayter and.
Speaker 2: The recent one Bill Hayter, Bill maher one is good,
Speaker 2: and then Sean Hayes. Sean Hayes is really good. And
Speaker 2: then he also just just google Conan O'Brien Martin short
Speaker 2: roasting because basically he goes on he goes on Conan
Speaker 2: and tears Conan down.
Speaker 1: So just type in Martin short, Conan O'Brien roasting, and
Speaker 1: he is a compilation of all the times he's roasted him,
Speaker 1: not as Jimney Gulick, but as Martin short. We're gonna
Speaker 1: go to break and we're gonna talk about another time
Speaker 1: where we may press this week unintentionally. We'll be right
Speaker 1: back after this. All right, we're back Chris Convey, Nikki
Speaker 1: Glazer in Zurich in a hotel that I just looked.
Speaker 1: We're like in so the town was sold out by
Speaker 1: the time we were getting hotel rooms right, and we
Speaker 1: were on the outskirts of the city. We're staying in
Speaker 1: a hotel.
Speaker 2: This is the best hostel i've ever seen.
Speaker 1: It's a hostele. Babe. Look at the I put this.
Speaker 1: Look at this booklet that came with it read that.
Speaker 2: Student Business Center suiting different business Senior.
Speaker 1: And the tagline for this place is the flag A
Speaker 1: different place to live.
Speaker 2: That is that's different.
Speaker 1: It's literally true. It's just a different place. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: different than the one you live in. But they're not
Speaker 1: saying anything not better. You go down to the lobby
Speaker 1: and there's a review and it just it's framed because
Speaker 1: they're so proud of it, and it's a Yelp. They
Speaker 1: got a Yelp review of very good. And that's not
Speaker 1: something you fraight, that's something you tuck away and maybe
Speaker 1: you have them a corner of a win know that's
Speaker 1: in the back of the building or something you.
Speaker 2: Don't even if your place like this, you don't look
Speaker 2: at reviews. You just keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 1: You just put your head down, give.
Speaker 2: People a safe place to lay.
Speaker 1: A different place to stay. You know what else is
Speaker 1: a different place to stay? Sleeping on the street. Everything's different.
Speaker 2: Then another thing. Okay, so your dad went, your.
Speaker 1: Dad dad went a little bit viral, A little bit
Speaker 1: viral and then that's not it. Right then we made headlines.
Speaker 1: So my dad didn't make headlines. People weren't like EJ.
Speaker 1: Glazer crying out what made headlines was okay. Julia Roberts
Speaker 1: was spotted at the AMP or at the Dublin show.
Speaker 1: Stevie Nix was also there, and there's a video that
Speaker 1: came out of her kind of saying hid to Travis
Speaker 1: looked like for the first time they were meeting, and
Speaker 1: she kind of scratches his chest and is like just
Speaker 1: you know, just rubbing on him like an older woman
Speaker 1: would do to like a young man, of like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy for you. And there's been like lip
Speaker 1: sync people. This one incredible girl on TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker 1: She is a lip or and she will do like
Speaker 1: celebrity lip reads and she did his and pretty much
Speaker 1: or this one, and she pretty much determined that Julia
Speaker 1: Roberts was saying I'm so happy for you guys. I
Speaker 1: hope that's not too much to say. It was kind
Speaker 1: of like, I hope that that's okay for me to say.
Speaker 1: It was something like that. It wasn't exactly that, but
Speaker 1: that's the vibe it was, and it was sweet. It
Speaker 1: was whatever, you know. But I saw this video and
Speaker 1: I remember thinking to myself when I watched it at
Speaker 1: night after I got home from the show, and I'm
Speaker 1: looking through my feet and I'm seeing all this video
Speaker 1: come out. We're behind the tent, so we didn't see
Speaker 1: the celebrity tent and all the action. We were seated
Speaker 1: almost right behind it. But apparently in there they tape
Speaker 1: this video Julia Roberts doing this, and I thought to myself,
Speaker 1: my mom is gonna have something funny to say about this,
Speaker 1: So I'll just film her reacting to this video, because
Speaker 1: reaction videos are hilarious, and your mom's hilarious, and my
Speaker 1: mom's funny, and we're.
Speaker 2: On this trip right now. I've been with her for
Speaker 2: a day and a half.
Speaker 1: Just cracking you out everybody else she is. We gotta
Speaker 1: tell the story about what she said at lunch today accidentally,
Speaker 1: well remind me. So I film her reacting to this
Speaker 1: Julia Roberts video and she says it's gross what she's
Speaker 1: doing because she's kind of rubbing on his chest and stuff,
Speaker 1: and she's like, that's gross. And I didn't think anything
Speaker 1: of it. She just was like I knew my mom
Speaker 1: would just have some crazy stance, like the kind of
Speaker 1: the way I do about things where I go like
Speaker 1: I just say something kind of outlandish that you don't
Speaker 1: really mean, but I'm just like kind of being hyperbolic
Speaker 1: for the sake of the people in the room. And yeah,
Speaker 1: and so I put it on my story, thought nothing
Speaker 1: of it. And then the next day press like US weekly,
Speaker 1: daily mail, literally like People page six. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: every celebrity kind of news. I guess it was a
Speaker 1: slow day in the news. They picked up Nikki Glazer's
Speaker 1: mom says Julia roberts is gross for touching Travis Kelcey,
Speaker 1: And it was like, that's not what was happening there,
Speaker 1: Like she did say that.
Speaker 2: But she wasn't safe hilarious.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. So nothing, So that's all that happened.
Speaker 1: All the comments were like kind of a green with
Speaker 1: my mom and thinking it was funny because it wasn't
Speaker 1: really about agreeing with my mom or not agreeing or
Speaker 1: whether or not Julie Robertson was gross. It was just
Speaker 1: because it was a funny older woman just watching a
Speaker 1: video and reacting.
Speaker 2: That was it. Yeah, And it was like what she
Speaker 2: did if It's fine. It wasn't It wasn't that bad,
Speaker 2: but it was. It was worthy of being made fun.
Speaker 1: Of exactly, And that's okay. And guess what I do
Speaker 1: things that are worthy of being made fun of constantly, constantly.
Speaker 1: I've never told the story of meeting Travis Kelcey the
Speaker 1: first time, but it was embarrassing. It was. And if
Speaker 1: my mom would have watched it, she would have said,
Speaker 1: oh god, Nick, you know, she would have said the
Speaker 1: same things.
Speaker 2: You were like a bumble like this was.
Speaker 1: It was a bumbling fool. Yeah, I was. I was
Speaker 1: verclemped as I think the Jewish people say.
Speaker 2: I just certainly Mike Myers, I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think as Barbus f Reizant.
Speaker 2: No, he had a character, but it was he had
Speaker 2: Barbias Friizant on the show. Oh it was a character.
Speaker 1: It isn't that weird? How my memory just coffee talk
Speaker 1: with Linda and her nails were like but like everything,
Speaker 1: what was her name? So my mom, we wake up
Speaker 1: and people are texting this to me and my mom.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know about it. I go down to breakfast,
Speaker 1: which means it's like one in the morning our time,
Speaker 1: you know. Stateside and we go down to breakfast. My
Speaker 1: mom goes Judy or some woman in her life sent
Speaker 1: me something and I keep clicking on it, some headline
Speaker 1: with us, but it sends me to this app. So
Speaker 1: whatever she was sent would go to an app, you
Speaker 1: know when you're sent a news article and then it
Speaker 1: opens up that news articles app like to go to
Speaker 1: the app store so you can read the article. We
Speaker 1: don't know this because my mom's friends deal in different
Speaker 1: They're on deep Facebook. That's just deranged for like, you know,
Speaker 1: people who are kind of elderly. So she was like,
Speaker 1: I can't open this Newsmax app to read the story,
Speaker 1: and I go just google Julie Glazer Julia Roberts, like,
Speaker 1: because we saw the headline and it was all of
Speaker 1: these links and we're like, oh my god. And my
Speaker 1: parents are like what is this my And they have
Speaker 1: still shots of my mom making like a gross face,
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh god, what is this. She's a
Speaker 1: little bit embarrassed, but actually kind of like I don't care.
Speaker 1: I felt it's fine whatever. She's really cool about it,
Speaker 1: because I would not have been as cool if someone
Speaker 1: misconstrued what I said and made it out to be
Speaker 1: like I was being mean when I really wasn't or whatever,
Speaker 1: and so I was like, I just felt like it
Speaker 1: sounded kind of mean. And by the way, literally no
Speaker 1: one zero persons commented that my mom was out of
Speaker 1: line zero. Only I did. I was like, this was
Speaker 1: a little mean. So I jokingly said, Mom, I think
Speaker 1: you need to issue an apology to Julia Roberts, because
Speaker 1: we were also kind of joking about the fact that
Speaker 1: it had even gone viral like that, like issuing apology
Speaker 1: is something for people who are famous, and my mom
Speaker 1: had just newly become famous that morning. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I was being funny. So I on my Instagram storre,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Mom, you need to issue an apology. And
Speaker 1: my mom's like, I would like to apologize. I didn't
Speaker 1: mean gross. I just said that it was She's not gross.
Speaker 1: It was gross. But so she's explaining it and she's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, we love you, Julia, And then my
Speaker 1: mom said the funnies line. She goes, she's a good actress,
Speaker 1: terrible flirt and it is so funny. She's so fucking
Speaker 1: My mom is so naturally funny. So then we put
Speaker 1: out that and then there's headlines. Hours later at night,
Speaker 1: we get other headlines that are Nikki Glazer's parents issue apology,
Speaker 1: whereas my dad said nothing, that's the whole thing. And
Speaker 1: so then I was like, oh my god, we should
Speaker 1: apologize for apologizing.
Speaker 2: I apologize for being a huge.
Speaker 1: He shut up, so he like, so we we were
Speaker 1: just over and you're sending this to my sister, were
Speaker 1: sending this to you, and Will being like, look at
Speaker 1: all these headlines, and it was so funny. It was
Speaker 1: such a fun moment. But it just kind of showed
Speaker 1: me that you can just when you get to a
Speaker 1: certain level of fame, which I guess I am at
Speaker 1: right now. It won't be forever. It's just and I'm
Speaker 1: not bragging about it's nothing. It's just the rose turned
Speaker 1: things up a little bit for me that I didn't
Speaker 1: expect that anyone would write an article about something that
Speaker 1: I posted innocuously on my story and the only reason
Speaker 1: I even wanted to issue an apology, which was a joke,
Speaker 1: but also me being like, I don't if she ever
Speaker 1: saw this, I want her to know. We don't think
Speaker 1: she's gross, Like there's a chance she'd see this. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think like someone who is having their stories
Speaker 1: looked at by the press. I don't, I don't post like, no, you.
Speaker 2: Don't talk it on the show. No you don't. I'm
Speaker 2: starting none of you. Yeah, yeah, you don't do anything
Speaker 2: based on the idea that other people would listen to
Speaker 2: it and maybe care care care, And I'm also Tiffany
Speaker 2: Tina Fe Tina.
Speaker 1: Fe thing Yeah, where she said Bowen, you don't get
Speaker 1: to have opinions about things anymore. That's the price you
Speaker 1: pay for celebrity, is like, once your celebrity, you don't
Speaker 1: get to not like things because.
Speaker 2: He's on podcasts being honest or you know, truthful about
Speaker 2: his opinions on other people's movies, people's relationships. Like they
Speaker 2: were like intentionally critiquing things. Yeah, probably in a caddy way,
Speaker 2: but then those would get out there. What's like that
Speaker 2: that woman from the Bear who hosted SNL.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked to I think we talked about on
Speaker 1: the podcast. But yeah, she had said negative things about
Speaker 1: j Lo in a podcast and then she had host
Speaker 1: She never thought she would host SNL.
Speaker 2: And then all people pull that audio put it up.
Speaker 2: Then Jayla she'd apologize to Jaylah.
Speaker 1: Yes, and so I know, I'll be haunted by things
Speaker 1: I've said, thinking I'd never be at that level where
Speaker 1: anyone would care, and it's already happening, so it was,
Speaker 1: it's already gone. And that's that's what I learned from this,
Speaker 1: is that I have to not watch what I say,
Speaker 1: but like be just be mindful. And then also that
Speaker 1: if something does get taken out of context and blows
Speaker 1: up in a way I don't like that, it will
Speaker 1: go away very quickly. Yeah, like more quickly than you
Speaker 1: would ever think. Like I already knew it went away
Speaker 1: quickly from the rise of the fame of the Roast.
Speaker 1: And for a couple of days I was just being
Speaker 1: recognized everywhere, and then now I'm just it's back to normal.
Speaker 2: The people have said hi to you on the streets
Speaker 2: in Dublin and then yeah.
Speaker 1: I've got recognized a couple of times here, more times
Speaker 1: than I thought for sure, and it was really nice
Speaker 1: and totally unexpected, and they're always so nice and friendly.
Speaker 1: God the best, so cool. And my mom was like,
Speaker 1: I love that people come up to you and just
Speaker 1: say you're fucking funny. They'll say fucking because they know
Speaker 1: that's how you hang.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is funny that people match the whoever they're
Speaker 2: talking to. They think they're like, oh, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be a part of the Yeah. Yeah. They might
Speaker 2: say something like a little bit that feels like it's naked. Yes,
Speaker 2: but that's not the only thing that happen you. They
Speaker 2: got pressed right.
Speaker 1: Yes, So this is what made me not panic last night.
Speaker 1: So I go to Taylor Swift in Amsterdam three nights
Speaker 1: in a row. The third night my dad went again,
Speaker 1: so he went in Dublin and then he went with
Speaker 1: us to the third night. And I want to go
Speaker 1: back just a step and say that.
Speaker 2: I want to go back, just to step in say
Speaker 2: that song, well, that was my song. I want to
Speaker 2: go back for you.
Speaker 1: And oh yeah, I don't know that those three years
Speaker 1: between us.
Speaker 2: Betwixt that's those are the Eddy money here.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel so cool if I think about how
Speaker 1: I'm a freshman dating a senior.
Speaker 2: Is that what you would be? When did you?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I'm a sophomore dating a senior, which is
Speaker 1: still real cool.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, you gave me your letterman, Jack,
Speaker 1: and all my friends are so jealous.
Speaker 2: Three sport athlete.
Speaker 1: Really, I probably just have daddy issues.
Speaker 2: Captain of the rugby team.
Speaker 1: No, I used to think that girls of dated seniors
Speaker 1: that were freshmen, like I sensed like there's a daddy
Speaker 1: issue thing going on here, when.
Speaker 2: Really the totally knew about that.
Speaker 1: There's a girl in my mind right now who I'm like, she,
Speaker 1: why is she dating this older guy? It's weird.
Speaker 2: I don't think I heard that.
Speaker 1: It wasn't weird.
Speaker 2: It wasn't sophomore, senior.
Speaker 1: Fourteen to seventeen, all right, whatever, whatever you'd notice. I
Speaker 1: almost at eighteen. Then I took it back because I
Speaker 1: don't want to be cool. That's going to be a
Speaker 1: headline tomorrow. Mickey's okay with statutory rape and I didn't
Speaker 1: say that in third person?
Speaker 2: And fourteen's a freshmen, yeah, sophomore.
Speaker 1: No, this girl I'm thinking about a fresh rate. She
Speaker 1: was a freshman dating a SENI.
Speaker 2: Yet I think you're fifteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, fifteen dating s seventeen? And so. On the second
Speaker 1: night of the show, So Amsterdam, first night, the crowd
Speaker 1: was just a little bit not the same as the
Speaker 1: crowds I've witnessed the twelve times before that. I was going,
Speaker 1: this is my thirteenth show. I kind of know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: So the Dublin was just the Dublin one was.
Speaker 1: Wid on par with everything because the.
Speaker 2: Irish people are like they know how to party.
Speaker 1: It was just easy, breezy getting into the stadium. It
Speaker 1: was controlled. Everyone was good. Everyone was dressed up like crazy.
Speaker 2: It was like, you know, how good are Irish people?
Speaker 1: So good, so nice, so friendly, and so were the Dutch.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with the Dutch. I want to live in Amsterdam. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love Amsterdam. I mark my words. I will live
Speaker 1: there in my life. And I told you this already,
Speaker 1: like we have to go live there for a couple
Speaker 1: months at least at the point before were before we're old,
Speaker 1: like old old and so, and I said, so we
Speaker 1: have to find a time machine. So so second night
Speaker 1: in Amsterdam, I'm thinking my mom and I both commented
Speaker 1: the first night that wasn't that wasn't that, Like we
Speaker 1: wish the crowd would have been a bit better.
Speaker 2: It's just used to people going crazy, crying, screaming lyrics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's dressed up, and this was like they were
Speaker 1: like the Dutch, like they wear like I wear a
Speaker 1: tator swift shirk, but that's it. I with my jeans
Speaker 1: and like, but that's like, that's fine, and that's what
Speaker 1: most people would do. Right, But at this point, with
Speaker 1: the aerostour being on for like a year plus, yeah,
Speaker 1: people are get the vibe of how you're supposed to dress.
Speaker 1: They're not how you're supposed to do. There's no rules.
Speaker 1: It really is whatever you want. And I didn't mind
Speaker 1: that they were dressed as I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is a vibe, but then they it just the energy
Speaker 1: wasn't there. But I think it's because the Dutch aren't.
Speaker 1: They don't get too enthusiastic either way. And I like
Speaker 1: this about them. Let me people they are even keeled.
Speaker 1: They are not because I was going nuts and dancing
Speaker 1: and I did not feel judged. I didn't feel like
Speaker 1: they were like this American is just acting before they
Speaker 1: were like they liked it and they there was no
Speaker 1: like sense of disgust. So they don't go either way.
Speaker 1: They don't get overly enthusiastic and they don't get judgmental either.
Speaker 2: And I like it because because you went to lunch
Speaker 2: one day, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, I went to lunch many days.
Speaker 2: What happened and know you left you a story about
Speaker 2: about how even keeled there.
Speaker 1: So I went to lunch one day with my parents
Speaker 1: in Amsterdam to this amazing place, god A Lovilla, La
Speaker 1: Villa l a v i A I think is the
Speaker 1: name of it. It is this like vegetarian brunch spot.
Speaker 1: It was so good, right off the canals. We went
Speaker 1: there two days in a row. In fact, so the
Speaker 1: first day we went, we spent a good amount of money,
Speaker 1: like almost two hundred dollars. I was going wild. I
Speaker 1: was like, we were so hungry.
Speaker 2: We're talking euros.
Speaker 1: We're talking euros. We spent a lot. Okay, maybe it
Speaker 1: wasn't that. It was probably like one hundred. I'm doing
Speaker 1: my classic Glazer exaggeration. So it was a lot. And
Speaker 1: we left and I forgot to pay. We're down the
Speaker 1: street a half hour later shopping and I go, oh,
Speaker 1: my god, Dad, I forgot to pay because it's usually
Speaker 1: I'm paying card, but this place was there machine was
Speaker 1: down and so they were like cash And then I
Speaker 1: just walked out with a pang, and my mom goes,
Speaker 1: you need to go back there right now. They're gonna
Speaker 1: call the cops and they're gonna con fine us. And
Speaker 1: I go, I have a feeling they don't care, not
Speaker 1: that they don't care we didn't pay, but they don't
Speaker 1: care about the time of when I need to get
Speaker 1: back there to pay. So we took our time, and
Speaker 1: I daddled back into the store and I go, hey,
Speaker 1: and I walk up to the girl that was our
Speaker 1: waitress who I didn't pay, who knew I didn't pay.
Speaker 1: At this point, I knew she knew because we were
Speaker 1: you know, memorable, were American. Were loud. My volume can
Speaker 1: get a little much sometimes and I have to temper it.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing, and I'm sorry to be American and be loud,
Speaker 1: Like I'm really trying to be a good American totally.
Speaker 1: And so I'm Carrie wrestling all over the place. So
Speaker 1: is that her show the American Americans? First? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be Chloe Kardashian. That's their denim brand American,
Speaker 1: So trying to be Chloe Kardashian's jeans. So then I
Speaker 1: go in and they it was I It was as
Speaker 1: if she didn't know that I had forgotten. But then
Speaker 1: I go hey, and she's like hey, and I go,
Speaker 1: I forget abu. She goes, you did, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: there was no like, oh you're back, and it was
Speaker 1: just she was so nonplussed by it, or no plussed
Speaker 1: because I think nonplus actually means you were like shocked
Speaker 1: sound it means the opposite of what you think. So
Speaker 1: she was so stoic about it, did not seem to
Speaker 1: care at all, And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so the Dutch. They don't freak out about anything.
Speaker 1: In fact, the lines outside the first night of Ariostour
Speaker 1: in Amsterdam were so long and usually to get into
Speaker 1: airstor you can show up she goes on at seven fifteen.
Speaker 1: You can show up at seven o'clock and get in,
Speaker 1: no problem, find your seat and see her go on
Speaker 1: and open the show, no problem. But the lines were
Speaker 1: so backed up the first night. They fixed it the
Speaker 1: second and third night there was I saw the first
Speaker 1: night and I go, Taylor will not have this happen again.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a thing that she cares about.
Speaker 1: Oh she has her her parents are are walking around
Speaker 1: the arena and her dad is making sure things are
Speaker 1: going right. The sounds good kidding, he's on it. She
Speaker 1: has people that are making sure the audience is like
Speaker 1: feeling good and everything like they are so on it,
Speaker 1: and so I knew, like, this will not happen tomorrow,
Speaker 1: And it didn't happen the next two nights. But I
Speaker 1: think the line was so backed up it was almost
Speaker 1: to the street, like it was probably a quarter of
Speaker 1: a mile long line. And I'm not kidding you. When
Speaker 1: we walked up in Dublin at the same time, there
Speaker 1: was no line, so it was like, what's going on here?
Speaker 1: So and we got in and everything was fine. But
Speaker 1: when we were walking down like pat you know, you'd
Speaker 1: walking trying to find the end of the line, walking
Speaker 1: past the line. In America, people would have been like,
Speaker 1: like I paid thousands of dollars, like what's going on,
Speaker 1: Like the show's about to start. These people did not,
Speaker 1: and I go, we're gonna miss Lover. I was just
Speaker 1: kind of like already telling them like this isn't good.
Speaker 1: Let's all unite, like this is bs. We didn't miss Lover.
Speaker 1: They were right to be. But no one seemed perturbed,
Speaker 1: no one was upset. They just they're not losing their
Speaker 1: marbles right stuff, they're not having anxiety. But they live
Speaker 1: longer than America.
Speaker 2: They're one of the happiest countries in the world.
Speaker 1: It shows, And so the first night I just thought, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's just there's just the Holland way of like they're
Speaker 1: not going to lose their ship. They're they're having fun,
Speaker 1: they're singing all the lyrics, they know the stuff. But
Speaker 1: it just didn't feel. You didn't feel it in your
Speaker 1: bones like you feel. Second night though, Oh it was
Speaker 1: bone rattling, like something happened. So so then second night
Speaker 1: was amazing, and I'm gonna tell you what happened where
Speaker 1: I went a little bit viral again or I made
Speaker 1: the news after this break again because it happened.
Speaker 2: After they're gonna hear a bunch of you know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so many I can't even wait. I
Speaker 1: hear about this promo codes. They're exciting, unpredictable too. It
Speaker 1: might be my name, who knows, but how do you
Speaker 1: spell it? I don't know. All right, we'll be right back, Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're back. So then the third night again just cocophonous,
Speaker 1: insane crowd, even better than the second. And Taylor even
Speaker 1: was like, guys, did you do you save your energy
Speaker 1: for the third show? So it was interesting to say
Speaker 1: that she said that she goes, I don't tell the
Speaker 1: first two shows, but something is different this night and
Speaker 1: it was third night was so amazing, and I was
Speaker 1: so happy because my dad was there and got to
Speaker 1: see it, and we were in a better spot than
Speaker 1: the first show he saw to see the screens and
Speaker 1: our screens are really beautiful. What we were in a
Speaker 1: better spot? Yeah, my dad emotionally and I actually we
Speaker 1: kind of were. I've had a couple moments on this
Speaker 1: trip when you're traveling with your parents and you're alone,
Speaker 1: you turn into a teenager again where you're kind of
Speaker 1: a brat, and I've had to apologize for some behavior regress.
Speaker 2: So what was How was it different having your dad there?
Speaker 2: Was it? Were you nervous? Do you are you able
Speaker 2: to just block because sometimes you take somebody to a concert,
Speaker 2: you feel like you're responsible for their fun.
Speaker 1: I think that I like to show off how much
Speaker 1: I love her and how much a part of my
Speaker 1: life she is because my dad does understand, but I
Speaker 1: don't think he understands the extent of how happy she
Speaker 1: makes me. And I think I like to really exude
Speaker 1: that even more that because I know it makes him
Speaker 1: happy to see me happy and he maybe understands it
Speaker 1: more and isn't as you know, a little like uh,
Speaker 1: what's what's the what's the word I'm looking for? Where
Speaker 1: you kind of roll your eyes about it, clinical, cynical
Speaker 1: about it. And I can see this sincerity that that
Speaker 1: I have for it, because after the first show he
Speaker 1: was like, everyone knows all the words, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know all the words. Yes, everyone, I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not alone in this obsessions.
Speaker 2: Also, he might think what you're like kind of maybe
Speaker 2: the most obsessed person with Taylor, And then he gets
Speaker 2: there and he's like, oh, Nicky's just man with in
Speaker 2: this context, this is the only context where my daughter
Speaker 2: is completely normal, totally he.
Speaker 1: And maybe that's why he was crying.
Speaker 2: He was like, she's not special or no, she's not weird.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's not weird. Yeah that could.
Speaker 2: He's a big music guy, he's a he's a Beatles guy.
Speaker 1: But he just when he goes to concerts, he just
Speaker 1: he will just nod his head slowly. I'm just like
Speaker 1: like almost a bobblehead that is in a point to
Speaker 1: trum or earthquake, just like very subtle, like someone shook
Speaker 1: a desk and walked by it, like just nodding his
Speaker 1: head gently at a rockous song, you know, like he does,
Speaker 1: and which is weird because.
Speaker 2: He's a musician.
Speaker 1: He might he might be Dutch man. It's like he
Speaker 1: was being so Dutch so and he split all the
Speaker 1: bills with me on all the meals. So he's gone,
Speaker 1: he's going Dutch. So he he he was nice to
Speaker 1: see him. See, oh man, I'm trying so then he
Speaker 1: uh so after So the third show is crazy. We're
Speaker 1: leaving and on the way out, we we always leave
Speaker 1: when I'm with my parents, we leave two songs early
Speaker 1: because my mom they just want to get out and
Speaker 1: they want to be safe in a cab.
Speaker 2: My mom's a broken woman.
Speaker 1: My mom's a broken woman, doesn't want to deal with crowds.
Speaker 1: And I've seen the show so many times, so I'm
Speaker 1: okay leaving for Mastermind and Karma. There's just two songs left.
Speaker 1: And although I had a feeling, I knew Travis was there,
Speaker 1: so she was going to do the famous Karma is
Speaker 1: the guy on the Chiefs coming straight home too?
Speaker 2: Oh he does that when he's there. Yes, Oh that's
Speaker 2: kind of nice. Oh you've got a Travis.
Speaker 1: So this is what happens. So on the way out,
Speaker 1: I'm walking out and we're going down these escalators to
Speaker 1: get to the exit, and I all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I see this guy dressed in all white white pants,
Speaker 1: white shirt, looking really like put together, with like a
Speaker 1: greenish hat on, and I go, God, that looks like Travis.
Speaker 1: And he's kind of like running, not running, but walking
Speaker 1: at a fit fast clip, and I go, is that Travis?
Speaker 1: And I go no, because it it doesn't. It looks
Speaker 1: like someone who's dressed as Travis for the event. And
Speaker 1: he has like a New Heights hat on his podcast,
Speaker 1: Like it looked like the hat that I have. That's
Speaker 1: a New Heights hat. So I go, that's a Travis.
Speaker 1: It's someone that's like dressed as Travis. And this is
Speaker 1: all within seconds because it's very quick. And then I go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, no that is Travis, because there's a
Speaker 1: security guard with him and I could see he's he's
Speaker 1: going back to.
Speaker 2: Meet her and you know him. You were on a
Speaker 2: TV show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did a TV show with him, Like, I've
Speaker 1: met him. He's said my name on his podcast, like,
Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, that'd be if I would
Speaker 1: have run into him, even I don't even know if
Speaker 1: I would have been like, it's nicky Glaser, Like I'm
Speaker 1: even annoyed at myself for even thinking that I would
Speaker 1: do that. So I might not have done that, but
Speaker 1: I didn't have the chance to do because he was
Speaker 1: already below us, going down the escalator that we were
Speaker 1: just now boarding on, so he was like, you know,
Speaker 1: one level below. But it was enough for me to
Speaker 1: scream we love you Travis, which the Swifties do. We're
Speaker 1: obsessed with their relationship and we love how happy he
Speaker 1: makes her and we had just seen it.
Speaker 2: That's everybody's into Travis. Oh my god, we're so universal.
Speaker 1: Because she did three songs that night in her mashup
Speaker 1: that were one was So high School, which is about him,
Speaker 1: and the other two were songs she's written previously, but
Speaker 1: they we know that she put So high School in
Speaker 1: the middle of them to indicate that these two songs
Speaker 1: now gave a Travis vibe for her, and they're about
Speaker 1: growing old with someone and finding your person, and so
Speaker 1: we just know she's so in love, like it's just
Speaker 1: so sweet, and so we love him, and I do
Speaker 1: love Trav. I met him. I admire that he went
Speaker 1: on stage and did that, you know, did the bit
Speaker 1: with her, and I thought he was so funny in it,
Speaker 1: and I just I think he's great. I just love
Speaker 1: I just love him. And I hear he's good at football.
Speaker 1: I hear he's pretty darn good.
Speaker 2: I don't know that.
Speaker 1: He's one of the best tight ends ever. No, I'm
Speaker 1: joking because I don't. I don't understand football exactly as
Speaker 1: much as I would want to. But I did write
Speaker 1: you the other night to explain something to me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, have we done We haven't done that yet.
Speaker 1: Let me just get really quickly, so I I right
Speaker 1: after this happens, I go, let me just make a selfie.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll put this on my Instagram story that we
Speaker 1: saw Travis. When I take selfie videos, I don't know
Speaker 1: or like any kind of video. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm going to post it. I'm just like making content
Speaker 1: and we'll see if it sticks. So I took a
Speaker 1: video of like we just saw Travis, and I told
Speaker 1: the story. Then I send it to Emily, my girl,
Speaker 1: being like is this TikTok worthy? And I didn't even
Speaker 1: know she posted on TikTok because I don't want to look.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see the comments. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see likes. I just want to just and she
Speaker 1: posted on TikTok. And then yesterday we get to Zurich
Speaker 1: and later in the night I see an US Weekly
Speaker 1: headline that says Nicki Glazer was flustered seeing Travis Kelsey
Speaker 1: at Taylor Swift show. Nicki Gleazer okay, US Weekly, the
Speaker 1: Captain Niki Glaser loves Travis Kelce and her reaction to
Speaker 1: running into him during the last night's aerostour show and
Speaker 1: Amsterdam is priceless. Read more at the Lincoln Bio. And
Speaker 1: I saw that, and you didn't know it because I
Speaker 1: just didn't want to make it a thing. But I
Speaker 1: was fucking panicking because I don't like people to try
Speaker 1: to insert themselves in Taylor Swifts to get headlines. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that is not what I was trying to do.
Speaker 1: I don't like when people talk about Taylor Swift so
Speaker 1: that they can get headlines. I've even accused some people
Speaker 1: of doing it in the past when I was wrong
Speaker 1: and they weren't. It was the same thing that just
Speaker 1: happened to me. They're true fan, they talk about her
Speaker 1: and then but there are people that use her and
Speaker 1: for clips if they know that if they mention her,
Speaker 1: they're gonna get likes. I really promise you, I am
Speaker 1: not making Taylor Swifts content for the likes. I'm doing
Speaker 1: it to supply Swifties with stuff that I think will
Speaker 1: interest them, because I'm a swift seat and I know
Speaker 1: what interests Swifties. In fact, when I tape at aristour
Speaker 1: and I'm recording all of this footage, I really now
Speaker 1: I know why I'm going to so many shows so
Speaker 1: I can make because there are Swifties that have reached
Speaker 1: out to me that said, you have the best footage
Speaker 1: fan footage of Taylor Swift we have ever seen on
Speaker 1: my stories, and I get so much feedback, and I'm
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm doing it all for them, because
Speaker 1: obviously I'm having a fun time, but I am making
Speaker 1: amazing videos that are fun to watch if you're a Swifty,
Speaker 1: captivating to watch parts of the show that have not
Speaker 1: been captured that I've seen in the ways that I'm
Speaker 1: capturing them. So I'm not just going in vain. I
Speaker 1: really am. I decided three shows ago that I was like, Okay, Nikki,
Speaker 1: you don't get to enjoy this concert because you're actually
Speaker 1: going to document it for people. You you need to
Speaker 1: spend time making these shots as beautiful as you can,
Speaker 1: making sure you're getting the.
Speaker 2: Right angles, and propret telling the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I really am trying to do that now
Speaker 1: and it's diminishing my enjoyment of the show for it.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that I'm a hero, but I am
Speaker 1: an anti hero. So anyway, I read that headline and
Speaker 1: I like, in my soul, I was like freaking out
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I never want Taylor Swift to think
Speaker 1: that I am putting her boyfriend's name in something to
Speaker 1: try to get her tension. And I also hope that
Speaker 1: they don't think that I was saying, like I love
Speaker 1: you Travis, like I love he. I was just saying
Speaker 1: we love you Travis for him to know that Swifties
Speaker 1: are so happy they're in love, like not like I
Speaker 1: just didn't want anyone to I didn't want her.
Speaker 2: I was really about her.
Speaker 1: I'm not even looking at it because it's none of
Speaker 1: my business. I just know like when you said it, no,
Speaker 1: everyone was just gonna it was Holland Man. They didn't
Speaker 1: give a shit. They literally did not give a shit.
Speaker 1: And so my parents are freaking out. They're like, I
Speaker 1: can't believe you just saw Travis because they barely saw it.
Speaker 1: They were like, I thought it was a big guy
Speaker 1: in a white outfit. So anyway, I was panicking in
Speaker 1: my heart. We went to dinner. I was kind of
Speaker 1: in a bad mood because I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: people are gonna think that I'm using her, and she's
Speaker 1: gonna think I'm using her to get headlines. She's never
Speaker 1: ever gonna want to even like know me or like
Speaker 1: I'm just like a nuisance to her at this point, probably,
Speaker 1: and I should just shut the fuck up. And I
Speaker 1: can't believe this, and I was embarrassed. And then I
Speaker 1: remembered it's gonna go away so fast, and it's no
Speaker 1: one's gonna talk about it, and it doesn't matter. Only
Speaker 1: US Weekly is going to post this and no one's
Speaker 1: gonna see it. And then I just forgave myself for it.
Speaker 1: I had a nice night and I tucked it away
Speaker 1: and I did not let it bother me, and I
Speaker 1: because because of what happened with my parents earlier, I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm just gonna treat it like that and
Speaker 1: know that this is going to go away, and that
Speaker 1: no one's gonna pick it up and make it into
Speaker 1: something that's not.
Speaker 2: Is it gonna affect the way you do other things
Speaker 2: in the future so that you don't get yes bust,
Speaker 2: like you know, called out for something like that.
Speaker 1: I think it's smart. I think it's just gonna make
Speaker 1: me more mindful about the things I say and to
Speaker 1: be more authentic in how I speak and think about,
Speaker 1: like do if the person that I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: see the season? What do I want to see? What
Speaker 1: do I want to say? And so it will make
Speaker 1: me actually more authentic and not as like just going
Speaker 1: for a laugh yeah or whatever. I just I think
Speaker 1: it actually is a good thing. It's gonna make me
Speaker 1: just live my life more like without I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: be myself, but think about how I want to be myself.
Speaker 1: So actually it's calculated.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Final thought, what the hell does it mean? I was
Speaker 1: reading about NFL scoring because I really want to understand
Speaker 1: the game of football in a way that is like
Speaker 1: really really in depth, Like I think I might want
Speaker 1: to take a course or something. I was looking up
Speaker 1: NFL scoring. I understand touchdowns, I understand Yeah.
Speaker 2: Instead of that final thought, you had a Julie lunch story?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, did you tell that one? No?
Speaker 1: But today at lunch, we went to a place and
Speaker 1: we got there. We walk up and there's like a
Speaker 1: snooty guy at the front, like he's the host or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I go, I know, I know you. You your
Speaker 1: face during the story. So we walk up and I go,
Speaker 1: do you guys have I go a table for four?
Speaker 1: And he goes, do you have a reservation? And I
Speaker 1: go The place is literally.
Speaker 2: Empty, literally nobody else is there.
Speaker 1: Dozens of tables. I'm talking like twenty four tables is huge.
Speaker 1: And I go, no, but do you think you can
Speaker 1: fit us in? As like a joke? I wasn't trying
Speaker 1: to be rude folk, I was being I was trying
Speaker 1: to be funny. I wasn't trying to be rude. I
Speaker 1: couldn't understand how it could come off rude. But I go, no,
Speaker 1: we don't, but do you think it could fit us in?
Speaker 1: Like I guess he didn't like it. I'm drinking a Starbucks,
Speaker 1: we look American. I'm sure he's just like, fuck these people,
Speaker 1: who knows what happened in his day? So he sat us.
Speaker 1: We're sitting there and I have my Starbucks cup on
Speaker 1: the table, by the way. I knew there was a
Speaker 1: part of my mind that was like Nikki, or even
Speaker 1: though you don't need a drink, order one because you
Speaker 1: don't want them to think that they're missing out on
Speaker 1: a sale because you brought in your dirty Starbucks cup.
Speaker 1: So I got a coke zero, even though I didn't
Speaker 1: want one. Then ten minutes into our meal, my Starbucks
Speaker 1: cup has been on the table the whole time. It's full,
Speaker 1: by the way, and it's not a dirty looking one.
Speaker 1: It's clean looking. It's nice. It has a nice straw,
Speaker 1: like I'm not like shaking the ice around and sucking
Speaker 1: on it and biting the straw like a heathen. He goes, ma'am,
Speaker 1: do you want me to throw this away for you?
Speaker 1: He's not our waiter, by the way, And I go no,
Speaker 1: it's literally half full. It's a venti iced thing and
Speaker 1: it's half fult And he goes, you want me to
Speaker 1: throw away for you? And I go, oh no, I
Speaker 1: go oh sorry, I'll put it on the ground. He goes, yes, please,
Speaker 1: and I'm like and then my mom is raging. She goes,
Speaker 1: why did he make you do that? And I go
Speaker 1: because this is trashy looking and they want the tables
Speaker 1: to look. I mean, it bothered me, but I got it,
Speaker 1: you know, like I already felt a shame by it
Speaker 1: when I walked in, so I kind of knew. So
Speaker 1: I put it down, no problem, And my mom is
Speaker 1: just incensed and she's sitting He's behind me at this point,
Speaker 1: but my mom is facing him and is just looking
Speaker 1: at him, and she goes, oh, I hate him, and
Speaker 1: he's he's She goes my hatred for him. He's gonna
Speaker 1: come all over my face. And we go what, And
Speaker 1: she goes, he's gonna come on my face? How how
Speaker 1: I feel about him? He's gonna come up. I don't
Speaker 1: know why she chose to say it like that, but
Speaker 1: she didn't. Isn't that what she said?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was crazy.
Speaker 1: She said he's gonna come on my face and we
Speaker 1: go what, And then she started laughing. And then she goes,
Speaker 1: or my food at this point because I hate him
Speaker 1: so much? Or she goes, no, probably your food, NICKI,
Speaker 1: He's going to come in that. So she was hilarious
Speaker 1: and and that was that.
Speaker 2: Story, but she just kept going back to it too.
Speaker 2: I was let me see the picture that you took.
Speaker 1: I took a picture of you. Got yeah, you look
Speaker 1: at your face. Was so funny because you were just
Speaker 1: so disturbed by her comment in the most in the
Speaker 1: perfect way, you got to answer.
Speaker 2: There she is.
Speaker 1: When we were in Amsterdam and my dad we went
Speaker 1: to the Taylor Shift show the second night or the
Speaker 1: first and second night. My mom and I went alone
Speaker 1: and my dad hung back. We were there the first
Speaker 1: day and we're walking around the red light district and
Speaker 1: well we were there the night before the first show,
Speaker 1: and my Dad's like, welcome back to here tomorrow. Maybe, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, step into one of these places. Mama goes,
Speaker 1: you should, you should? And I go, really he should?
Speaker 1: And she was like I don't care, and I go,
Speaker 1: yes you do. And then today we were talking about
Speaker 1: it and I guess my dad joked about it to
Speaker 1: you or something, and I go, I go, Chris. My
Speaker 1: mom literally was like, you should he Jake get something.
Speaker 1: I don't care and she goes, I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: I go, yes you did, and you go and I go, actually,
Speaker 1: you go, you should pay me.
Speaker 2: I can see.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So bottom line is I'm trying to figure out
Speaker 1: football and I don't know what a safety is. But
Speaker 1: now I realize it's when you get tackled in your
Speaker 1: own end zone, in your own end zone yet, or
Speaker 1: you fumble the ball on your own end zone.
Speaker 2: No, it would be a tackle or or a fumble
Speaker 2: either way.
Speaker 1: So like when they hike the ball to the quarterback
Speaker 1: and he's going to throw it and then they tackle him,
Speaker 1: that would be a safety.
Speaker 2: Yes, if he is not moving forward he or running
Speaker 2: back is moving backward or has just moved backwards, and
Speaker 2: they have not they have not made enough progress in
Speaker 2: the field of play.
Speaker 1: Then you pass the field to play.
Speaker 2: So if you go pass the line, if you go
Speaker 2: past the end zone or even the line of scrimmage,
Speaker 2: and somebody pushes you back, that's not a safety. Forward
Speaker 2: forward progress is.
Speaker 1: Because you did go for it a little bit.
Speaker 2: But if somebody gets if they hike the ball to
Speaker 2: the quarterback, he's already in the end zone and he
Speaker 2: gets tackled in there, or the running back whatever it is.
Speaker 2: They they were the tight end safety.
Speaker 1: Not Travis Kelsey because he would never get would never
Speaker 1: he would never get never what is it called get
Speaker 1: a safety? He would never get Like if Tom Brady
Speaker 1: got tackled in the end zone.
Speaker 2: For a safety he got for a safety? No, he
Speaker 2: would you say, Well, you wouldn't say tackled for a safety.
Speaker 1: What would you say, like there was a safety? Like
Speaker 1: what how do you say it? Because it doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense because I know there's also a position called the safety.
Speaker 2: Yes, yea.
Speaker 1: So how would you say if like they got a
Speaker 1: safety that's other team? Like what how do you use.
Speaker 2: The word safety? That's a safety?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh hey, Bob, so there's been a safety on the play?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, it's a safety. You would say that at
Speaker 1: a party to your.
Speaker 2: Friend, Yeah, safety chos, Yeah, if you're eating nachos. But
Speaker 2: the guys, my guys and you go.
Speaker 1: Off, Yeah, could you just say safety.
Speaker 2: That's a safety? Yeah, that's a safe or safety? Okay.
Speaker 1: Safety is starting to sound like one of those words
Speaker 1: that doesn't make sense anymore because we've said it so much.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to safely get us out of this.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the podcast. We will be
Speaker 1: back next week in studio with Brian Frangie. Oh, he
Speaker 1: wasn't on the show today because we have a bad
Speaker 1: connection in this hostel in Zurich, but he will be
Speaker 1: back with us on Tuesday next week. So thank you
Speaker 1: so much for listening. I hope you guys are having
Speaker 1: a great summer. Dates coming up include Charlotte this Friday.
Speaker 1: That's tomorrow in Charlotte, and then on Saturday, I'm going
Speaker 1: to be in Hyannas, Massachusetts. Oh sorry, I'm going to
Speaker 1: be in Charlotte on Saturday. I'll be in Hyanna's, Massachusetts
Speaker 1: on Sunday, and then the following week I will be
Speaker 1: in Vegas at the Venetian with David Spaith Friday and Saturday,
Speaker 1: amazing shows. Those will sell out, but you could plan
Speaker 1: a trip last minute right now and get tickets and go.
Speaker 1: And then the following week I'm gonna be somewhere oh
Speaker 1: maybe no where.
Speaker 2: I think I watched that something.
Speaker 1: We should do something. Thanks for listening, guys, don't be
Speaker 1: up buying. Yah