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Yeah, to make 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:19.360 sure I here. 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:22.920 No Billy, no Mario, So this this will be a 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.559 rare Like we may not have anything on social media 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:27.720 because we don't have any Mario to do it. So 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:29.880 this is like old school. If you're not here on 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:31.679 the podcast, you won't even know what's happening. 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:33.560 So for the rest of the week, it's just you 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:35.200 and me and Shannon like old school days back. 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.640 Yeah, we're gonna bring some people in. I've got Josh 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:41.040 Hopkins coming one day. Got an other couple other potential 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:43.840 gas sitting with us. But yeah, we're gonna and one 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:45.919 day we had talked about maybe wedn see your Thursday, 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:46.720 you and I will go somewhere. 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:48.680 Yeah, up, but we just don't know where we'll go. 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:50.800 Depends on where do you Where do you want to go? 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:54.920 My living room would be good. No, we're not. 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:58.680 I'm not spending you don't spend any time at your house. 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:00.080 Why in the world would I go there? 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:02.000 We could do one at your new house. We could, 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:03.800 but I like, but I mean, don't you want to 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:05.400 go out and about and see people. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.440 What about our powerlifter in Elizabethtown. We talked about going 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:09.440 to see him one day. 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:11.400 I do want to do that. I can't do that 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:13.040 this week, okay, but I do want to do that. 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:14.120 What was his name. 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:19.200 Again, Donnie, Eryl, Donnie Imus and Debbie Donnie. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.120 Yeah, I want to go see Donnie. And who was 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.960 his wife's Debbie? Debbie? Boy, you have a good memory 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:26.760 Donnie and Debbie? Okay, good. I want to go see them, 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:29.480 but not, I can't do it this week. But so 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:33.079 we had a lot of stuff to talk about a weekend. 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:36.280 You know, I always say that the first two to 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:38.840 three weeks of August hardest time to do radio the year, 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.120 and it's been doubly true because I've also had to 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:47.360 launch an ESPN show during the hardest time and that. 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.080 But you know what, that's okay because we're almost halfway 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:52.880 through it. But we got an addition this week because 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:56.040 we had Billie's wedding. Yes, the event of the summer event, 0:02:56.080 --> 0:03:00.680 of the summer social event, of the Year All Brown 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:02.880 at Lockridge Park. 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:04.840 We were down with the Brown. It was awesome. 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:08.080 What what town is that? Technically Lancaster? 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:10.560 I think the address is Lancaster. 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:11.639 Lancast what my GPS said? 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:14.160 All right, so we we we got Paul, he picked 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:17.480 us all up. We went to Billy's wedding. We were 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:21.440 pushing on time, so we actually we got there thanks 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:23.880 to Ryan, just a little bit almost late. 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:26.359 It was my fault. I take full responsibility. 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:28.760 Why were you late? You want to know what you 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.600 really want to know? I don't know, Shandon. 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:32.440 Do, yeah, I think we do. 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:35.080 Go ahead and said why were you because like you picked, 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:36.840 you were supposed to be at my house at four 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:38.360 you got there at four twenty. 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:41.680 As we're leaving the house, one of our dogs disappeared. 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:43.200 We're trying to find a dog. 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:44.440 What do you mean disappeared? 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:45.880 Like we couldn't find one of the dogs, one of 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:48.120 the four dogs, couldn't find it. If you have four, 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:50.119 well I have three, Jennifer has one. 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:52.240 So again like the Brady Bunch, Yeah, it's the. 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:53.400 Whole dog pound going on. 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:54.280 So where was it? 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:57.080 It was hiding underneath the deck outside. 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:59.000 And so you felt like you need to make sure 0:03:59.040 --> 0:03:59.560 it was there. 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:01.600 We're just trying to get it inside. I didn't want 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:03.280 to leave it outside. It was hot, so we're trying 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:05.480 to find it, make sure they were all inside. Okay, 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:07.240 But then when we found that, then we couldn't find 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:07.920 her glasses. 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.720 Did you think they'll maybe call the people waiting on 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:14.080 you to say what was happening. I called Drew. I said, hey, 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:15.440 we're on the way. We're late. 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:16.800 We're not gonna make it on time, but we're on 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:17.080 the way. 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:18.640 He knew what he called you, Matt. It would not 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:21.839 be an acceptable excuse to say my dog's out. Who cares? 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:24.440 Come on, don't forget the glasses. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:26.960 Couldn't find the glasses, and this we're putting on the driveway. 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:29.200 Josiah pulls in, so I gotta give him his instructions. Hey, 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:31.000 let the dogs out, feed the dogs, do all this. 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:31.880 We're gonna be home to late. 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:35.440 Blah blah blah. So there were three reasons, yes, the summer, 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.560 but you never thought to tell us why it would 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:40.400 be late to a wedding of one of our coworkers. Well, 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:41.480 Drew tried to cover for me. 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:42.920 When I think one of you guys in a group 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:47.160 text message like hey, Paul's here, and Drew's like, hey, 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:49.200 Ryan's the lemons are on the way. We're gonna they're 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:49.680 gonna get me. 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:53.400 Well, why didn't you send it? So I was busy driving. 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:59.120 So we got there. Because we got there, there were 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:02.159 no seats. Billy was it was. It literally was a 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:05.960 standing room only wedding. It was sold out. We were 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:08.240 in the overflower. We were in the overflowing thank goodness, 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:10.280 because it was nine hundred degrees out there. 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:11.640 I was happy being in the overflower. 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:14.159 Oh my goodness, because at least we got drinks in 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:16.640 the overflow area. But it was it was hot. And 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:19.720 to the people that were sitting down there, God bless them, 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:21.920 God bless them because it was hot in that sun. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:22.720 No rain. 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:25.640 Chris Bailey, it was fifty to fifty, which is what 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:27.680 all weather men should say about everything that way. 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:32.720 That way, they're never wrong fifty fifty, I won't. 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:38.640 So let's talk about the big stories. Brown. Almost everybody 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:43.520 wore it correct. It was pretty much universally followed except 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:46.040 for Billy's dad. But I think that was intentional. I 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:49.520 think the wedding party was supposed to stick out. Marissa's 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:53.520 sisters wore the colors of the rainbow. Correct, and then 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:57.000 Billy's dad and like so so his dad matched his mom, 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:58.760 which tells me, I mean it was intentional. 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:00.800 It was supposed to be we are all blending into 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:03.520 the scenery, and then they are the So that was 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:05.760 good though, because then I knew who people's family were. 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:08.760 The guests were there some bulk of the earth. That's 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:11.839 why we were brown, and they have the rainbow? Is 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:12.840 that true? 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:16.159 So we were the earth? Oh? I didn't know that. 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:20.480 So the sisters were the rainbow? What was the wedding 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:23.960 party in black? What were they? The bridesmaids were green? 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:24.680 I don't know. 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:26.680 Maybe that was the grass on top of the earth. 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:28.000 I didn't get that far into this. 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:29.480 I didn't realize I was the earth? 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:32.160 What he was? 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:35.520 I was the earth? See I didn't know that. Okay, 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.520 that's interesting. All right, let me let me do me. 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:40.440 First of all, both Billy and Marissa looked amazed. 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:42.920 They they really did. They really did, like like that's 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:44.320 the best Billy's ever looked. 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:49.599 She looked amazing, like they looked like a great couple. 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:52.040 And Billy was it looked like he was going to 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:52.880 poop his pants. 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:58.080 The entire time, but he got through it and he 0:06:58.080 --> 0:06:58.760 he was great. 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:02.200 The wedding vows were not were very nice. It was 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:05.800 a it was a beautiful wedding. I have some observations 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.919 and then and then I'll go to number one. Billy's 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:14.960 dad looks exactly like Al Snow, very sill, the point that, honestly, 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:18.560 I thought Al Snow was doing the wedding as. 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:19.040 Soon as he came out. 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.400 You said, that's Al Snow weddings. 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:23.880 By the way, I know that. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:26.480 That's why I thought, did Billy like pull a swerve 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:29.720 and bring Al Snow to do his wedding because his 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:33.360 dad looks exactly like Al Snow, and you know, Al 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:34.480 Snow scares me. 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:36.240 So that was one thing. 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:39.000 His grandfather looks exactly like Joe Kraft. 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.880 You said, that's what he walked out and like Al 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.800 Snow and Joe Kraft were doing. And then the preacher 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:49.800 looked exactly like Gary Parrish. I was like, did he 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:54.480 just invite celebrities to this wedding? All celebrity look alikes. 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.960 So the wedding party for the males was Gary Parrish 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:01.960 doing the ceremony, then Billy, then Al Snow, and then 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:07.360 Joe Kraft of the summer and what a great hodge 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:11.000 podge of people. I'm getting Gary Parrish All in college 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:14.440 basketball to do my ceremony. Yeah, we had fun playing 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:19.160 to look alike game from the look alike people trying 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:23.280 to stretch it. You're not stretching it on I swear 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.800 to you. I thought that was Joe Kraft. Oh, yes, 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:26.680 he probably looked the most. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:28.840 He looked the most like him. I was like, does 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:34.000 Billy have a Joe Craft connection? I genuinely thought that 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:34.920 was smart moan. 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.400 That would be a hell of a wedding gift from 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:37.040 Joe Kraft. 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:39.880 Heck yeah. 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:42.240 So the big surprise, which I think had leaked out 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:45.760 to some people, is Billy's wife came out on a camel. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:50.040 Correct a full fledged camp that was not a small camp. 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:54.080 That was like, you know, you see pictures from the 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:58.199 Middle East and there's a camel that was a camel. 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:05.600 I guess it was symbolic of Isaac And is it Sarah. 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:09.040 My mom's gonna be disappointed at me Isaac is involved. 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:13.720 I think Isaac was the male. I'm gonna say Sarah 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:18.120 and act like I remember Bible study. But regardless, it 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:20.120 was something that was something about that. So she came 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:24.520 out on a camel, and the camel that was like 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:29.120 she came out from behind a building on a camel, 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:32.400 and like that was a stunning socket. 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:36.440 You're not used to seeing that in Lancaster, are you. 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:39.439 This cable was so tall, it was so big. Actually, 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:41.360 fund the biggest camel there. I mean they went I 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.479 think they got the George murrasan. 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:46.280 If you wanted a camel to be here today, where 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:48.120 would you go? How would you? 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:51.560 Clearly there's a camel guy at the camel store in Lancas. 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:54.200 I would never have believed there was a camel guy, 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:55.640 but there's a camel. 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:58.640 So she came out on the camel and. 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:00.600 She looked beautiful sitting up there. She really did. 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:02.480 She did. What did you think of the camel? 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:05.720 Like you guys said, it's massive. It was a massive camel. 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:07.440 But she looked like she was in like a Disney 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:09.800 movie riding out for her wedding. She looked so pretty 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:10.480 up there. 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:13.480 And we knew the camel was coming, but still it's surprised. 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:17.360 It shocks you to see it, to see it in person. Huh. 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:19.240 Yeah, we had known for a while and we're kind 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:21.240 of like here comes the camel part. And then when 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:23.880 it turned the corner, I was like, whoa. Yeah, she 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:25.880 had like the little perch. 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:28.040 That sits on it, the kind and it looked like 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:29.719 the kind of like it looked like when I was 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:32.160 a kid. You remember the cigarettes, it said, Joe Campbell. 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:36.080 Yes, they kind Yeah, I kind of looked like smoking 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:37.640 a cigarette. On the way down the aisle, I thought, 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:38.880 you know what, there's Joe Campbell. 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:40.920 So it gets to the top of the aisle and 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:46.720 then it's supposed to let her down, kneel Downcca, Rebecca, Yeah, 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:49.160 Rebecca and Isaac. Rebecca and Isaac. 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:52.600 Okay, Rebecca and Isaac. Sarah she was doing. She was 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:54.079 answering its phone calls, like. 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:56.680 In Sarah, get me the operator. 0:10:57.200 --> 0:11:00.960 Yes, when when the Campbell kneel like, but the camel 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:02.080 got kind of freaked out. 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:04.480 I think a little stage fight with the big crowd there. 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:07.200 The crowd and the music, so the camel wouldn't kneel. 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.240 So there's a couple of minutes where it looked like 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:11.520 she wasn't gona be able to get off. 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:14.600 They played the song three times, three songs, were trying 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:14.960 to get it to. 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:18.800 Nil Billy For some reason was miked up for live commentaries. 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:23.720 He was, and Billy was in his producer mode. He goes, 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:25.120 do I need to come back there? 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:25.400 Right? 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.640 At told her to jump off of it. He said, 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:28.640 you just need to jump off. 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:30.600 He told her to jump off. 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:33.200 He did, he did, he jump off. 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:37.480 He wanted her to jump off of that camel broken alcohol. 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.120 I liked when Billy said, do I need to come 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:42.920 back there? By brain thudd, what are you gonna do 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:43.920 if the camel. 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:46.600 Man can't the camel man can't get her down, what's 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:48.680 Billy gonna do? Billy's gonna make it worse. 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:50.160 Billy confidence. 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:56.200 He was gonna be able to get that camera camel. 0:11:56.280 --> 0:12:00.439 They had to save his bride. He wanted heard it 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.840 jump a horrible how great. 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:04.280 Would have been there? 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:06.400 There was a moment though, where like even Jennifer said, 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:07.720 do we need to go get a ladder? Like I 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:08.720 didn't know if it was gonna happen. 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:10.839 You definitely should have gone and gotten the ladder and 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:13.120 then Ryan Limman should have climbed up there. Yeah, that's 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:15.400 what you well, So the camel walked around. They took 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:17.839 her the camel away from the people, and then it 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:18.760 knelt down correct. 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:21.040 Yeah, I got him away from the crowd, he got out, so. 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:22.679 We set the over under if you remember, at thirty 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:25.520 seven and a half minutes. The interest took a long 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:26.840 time because the camel. 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:28.240 I even went to you said, oh, we're gonna be 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:28.760 way over. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:31.840 But then the ceremony was quick. It was no songs, 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:38.679 no prayer, no prayers, no speeches, no readings, just straight vows. 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:41.839 And we came in at thirty one minutes, six and 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:44.760 a half minutes under. Yeah, I was and only probably 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:46.320 fourteen minutes of ceremony. 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:48.280 I was already counting my over money when we had 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.880 the camel issue. I thought, for sure taste going over. 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:52.920 That was one of the quicker ceremonies of just the 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:55.400 you know, the talking part that I've ever seen. 0:12:55.760 --> 0:13:00.280 So we did that and then that was nice, beautiful ceremony, 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:02.439 beautiful finish. Then we get the reception. 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.800 It is, but you know, doing the reception things where 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.560 everybody's you know, you're mingling, etcetera. 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:09.800 They do rhyme with the prayer. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:14.880 All of a sudden, Ryan is like he becomes Shannon Rodney, 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:15.840 danger feel. 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:17.800 Ryland a comedy hour. 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:24.360 He's like, respect, I flew on here, what is it 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:25.240 about air playing? 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:30.080 For come on, four jokes in a minute and ten 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:35.240 second prayer. I didn't see that coming. Most people don't 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:39.559 make like comedy routines in the prayer. But you did 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:42.040 four jokes. It's kind of like a roast. It was 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:43.160 a roast slash prayer. 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:45.319 He had a fat one, but he didn't do it. 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:47.120 Yeah, you had five. 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:49.080 I had one about the camel and I just forgot 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:49.920 to say it at the end. 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:54.079 That's a lot of jokes per religious reference. 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:56.280 Well, that's kind of thinking what Marissa wanted when she 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.199 talked to me about it. She goes, look, just be yourself, 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:01.480 have fun with it, exactly what she said, Like, okay, Zinger, 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:05.199 is it coming, Singer? 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:14.240 Well, I just flew in bore my tired. But but 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:17.560 you did a great job, like it was very you. Yeah, 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:20.560 everybody loved it. Kept it under two minutes. 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:22.440 He didn't keep it under two minutes. It was very 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:25.120 good that it's online people can see it. 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:29.120 So overall, I think, really nice event, and I was 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:32.040 happy for for Billy and very happy for both of them. 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:33.640 And like Channon has already said, it was nice kind 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.160 of hang out with all of us, all you guys again. 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:36.760 Can we all got to sit at the same table 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.280 just hang out. Billy came and hang out with us 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:40.240 a little bit, so yeah. 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:41.960 We don't get to hang out like that. Mario was drunk. 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:46.600 By the end of the ceremony, he was kept. He 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:48.840 just kept I mean I filmed one of them, but 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:50.840 the whole time he just kept talking to me like 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:51.800 he was Obama. 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:52.320 He did. 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:53.800 I didn't know what something he did. 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:55.840 That's impersonation that he does by far. 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:58.400 He just but he kept doing it. Yeah, he was like, 0:14:59.040 --> 0:14:59.960 do you like to put the cheene? 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:02.640 And by the end of the night he actually thought 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:05.000 he was Obama. 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:06.880 He didn't wear a tie because you want to wear 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:07.440 the blink. 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:08.840 Well, I mean like he can do that because he 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:10.160 wears all those necklaces. 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:13.920 Medallion around he had a medallion like he you know, 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:15.080 he's just he's laying. 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:18.080 Yeah, he's blinging. But I want to get your all's takes. 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:19.800 But let's take a break. We gotta take a break. 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:23.520 Eight five nine, two eighty seven. Uh Mark Pope issued 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:28.720 a challenge to the media, which I am denying and 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:30.320 we will deal with more of that right after this. 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:36.680 Kiss your songs, working back, tell you Sports Radio is 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:37.720 this Drew Songs? 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:42.400 Yeah, so Drew's got the ox scord today, very excited 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:43.480 to have possession of the ox. 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:44.240 And what is this? 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:45.040 Uh? 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:48.200 This is the opening to Forrest Gump? Okay? 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:51.840 Is it is titled Forrest Gump main theme by Alan Silvestri. 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.240 Didn't recognize it? I remember it. 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:57.560 A feather is flying over Chippewah Square in Savannah, Georgia. 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.320 Right now? Huh? This is not what I thought you 0:15:59.360 --> 0:15:59.960 were going to lead with. 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:02.800 Was this also Drew's wedding? Drew, didn't you use this 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:03.320 in your wedding? 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:06.160 Abby came out to this song? Wow? Look at you remember? 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:09.120 Did you remember that I did? 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:13.200 Yeah? They do have a good memory about this stuff. Never, 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:15.920 I mean I was in the waiting. Was this when 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:22.120 I walked out or when she walk out? Well? 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:24.480 No, I mean the groomsmen. We walked out to a song. 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:27.080 I don't remember what it was, but it wasn't this. 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:32.320 So right now, I think a gust of wind just 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:34.760 blew it right over a car and it's eventually going 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.440 to zero into Forrest on a bench where he says 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:38.800 those must be comfortable shoes. 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:41.200 This wasn't the song I predicted you would lead with. 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:42.480 But nice. 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:45.600 One person writes, Matt, what animal would you guys have 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:48.200 your bride ride in? I would have never thought of that, 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:52.120 but apparently it is. Genesis twenty four, Rebecca rides a 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:55.880 camel to meet Isaac to marry him. Sarah was Isaac's mother. 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:57.000 I knew there was some relation. 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:59.960 I think there's a biblical reference where you're supposed to 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:02.920 all your sadness, all your despair, everything in the hump 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:03.600 of the camel. 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:07.760 So that's what she was doing. Yeah, that's in the Bible. Yeah, 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:12.760 that's in the hump of the camel. 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:15.080 The hump is supposed to take all your worry, all 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:18.000 your stress, all your sadness, leave it in the hump 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:18.560 of the camel. 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:19.520 I thought there was water. 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:22.639 I honestly have never heard that. If you may be correct, 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:25.080 that's what that TIW Marissa described it does. Okay, well 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:28.320 then she would know. I trust Marissa over knew that. 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:31.040