WEBVTT - Hour 3: Balding

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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show. And it has been a roller coaster

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<v Speaker 1>of a day today. If you missed any part of

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<v Speaker 1>the show, you can catch the whole thing on iHeart, Google,

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<v Speaker 1>Spotify and iTunes. One more quick thing on language. So

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<v Speaker 1>we talk about language and how they master language and

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<v Speaker 1>they master lives. Cambridge excuse me, Cambridge Dictionary changes definition

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<v Speaker 1>of man and woman. Not making this up. Man, The

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<v Speaker 1>definition now includes an adult who lives and identifies as

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<v Speaker 1>a male. Though they may have been said to have

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<v Speaker 1>a different sex at birth, they did basically the same

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<v Speaker 1>thing for woman. Now we can roll our eyes and

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<v Speaker 1>we should. We can laugh and we should. We can

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<v Speaker 1>get mad, Adam, we should. But again we have to

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<v Speaker 1>understand the Communist is purposeful. He's purposeful about language for

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<v Speaker 1>a reason too. And get this, this is another hard

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<v Speaker 1>thing for us to understand. It's I know it's hard

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Maybe it's easy for you. It's very difficult

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<v Speaker 1>for me to understand this. Every single thing the Communist does,

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<v Speaker 1>he puts his religion into it. Wrap your mind around,

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<v Speaker 1>Mariam Webster, Cambridge various dictionaries. Choosing to wade into the

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<v Speaker 1>political arena for what purpose? Because you wouldn't if you

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<v Speaker 1>worked for a dictionary. Now, if you had my job,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd get political, because my job is to be political.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you worked for a dictionary, it would never

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<v Speaker 1>occur to you to go into work with a mission.

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<v Speaker 1>That day. You're on a mission, a mission to spread

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<v Speaker 1>your vile, demonic religion. But the people who do things

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<v Speaker 1>like this, they do like it's just a different, very

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<v Speaker 1>sick way of thinking. All right, get to some emails

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<v Speaker 1>before we get onto sailboats and other stuff. Jesse, what

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<v Speaker 1>are the odds you can get new g On to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about debt in the budget? New Gingridge, I probably

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<v Speaker 1>get new Gingridge on. I'm sure we could get new

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<v Speaker 1>Gingridge on. I'm you know, I met new Ingridge once,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I let me tell you something about new Gingridge.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was in DC. Is this is when I

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<v Speaker 1>was heavy into the political stuff. And well, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I still am. But I was in DC and we

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<v Speaker 1>had to go over to new Gingwich's office. I think

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<v Speaker 1>he had a pack. He may still have a pack, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a new gingwridg Jetsburgh, but I know he

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<v Speaker 1>had a pack or something like that a political organization

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<v Speaker 1>of some kind. And it's the only time I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen this. I have since seen it before, but this

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<v Speaker 1>was the first time, I guess I should say I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen this. We go into new Engwich's office and

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<v Speaker 1>we're gabbing with his staff, and new comes in and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>But but we're gathering with his staff in a conference room.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what a conference room looks like. They all

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<v Speaker 1>kind of look the same, not new Gingwich's congress or

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<v Speaker 1>conference room, New Gingwich's conference room. The walls were all whiteboards,

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<v Speaker 1>the white board that you use marker on like teachers

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<v Speaker 1>do in class. Why because apparently the way Newt's mind work,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's mind works differently. When new would think of something,

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<v Speaker 1>he would have to visualize it. There are people like this,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you're like this, and he would have to get

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<v Speaker 1>up and start writing things down. So I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to act like it was just whiteboard because you wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to tell that story to people. There were these notes

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<v Speaker 1>all over the place. These randoms seemingly made no sense. Notes. Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>what'd you say? Is is he crazy? No? I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>take it as crazy, maybe a little neurotic. I took

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<v Speaker 1>its intelligent. A lot of highly intelligent people are thought

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<v Speaker 1>of as crazy. Now some people are just flat out crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>but I took it as being highly highly intelligent. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure we could get Newton on to talk about anything

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<v Speaker 1>if we wanted. I'm not. I guess I should explain

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<v Speaker 1>this again. I'm not big on guests. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>have a reason. I had Mike Lindell on tonight because

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<v Speaker 1>I think RNC leadership is garbage and needs to change.

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<v Speaker 1>I had guys like Joe Kent on during the election

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<v Speaker 1>season because I think most politicians are worthless, gutter trash.

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<v Speaker 1>But I actually believe in Joe Kent to make a difference,

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<v Speaker 1>so I wanted him to come on and spread the message.

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<v Speaker 1>When I yes, Chris, it's also because I love me.

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<v Speaker 1>When I had Clay Martin on. Clay Martin, I've had

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<v Speaker 1>him on a bunch of times. Why. One, he's entertaining.

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<v Speaker 1>Two he has a great voice. There's his voice just

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like it just sounds like someone who's killed a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people, which he has. But Clay Martin adds something,

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<v Speaker 1>and he adds something that I can't give you. I

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<v Speaker 1>can give you a little bit, but not what he

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<v Speaker 1>can because he's such a superstud Marine Corps scout, sniper

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<v Speaker 1>and Green Beret and all these other things. And he

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<v Speaker 1>has written books on survival, whether you live in the city,

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<v Speaker 1>whether you live in the country, He's written books on Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>these are practical things you need to be doing. Clay

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<v Speaker 1>makes us better. I don't do very many guests, and

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<v Speaker 1>it really probably comes down to me being a control freak.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not view my job as being important in

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<v Speaker 1>any way. Maybe your job is important. I do not.

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<v Speaker 1>I sit down and talk into a microphone. I am

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<v Speaker 1>not important at all. I do radio. Come on in TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a TV show every single night on the

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<v Speaker 1>first TV nine pm Eastern time. I enjoy what I do, though,

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<v Speaker 1>and I actually feel as dumb as this job is,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, as unimportant as this job is. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I should say, I feel like I have an obligation

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<v Speaker 1>to you. I feel a sense of obligation. What is

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<v Speaker 1>that sense of obligation. I feel the need to make

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<v Speaker 1>your day better. I love and I'm not asking you

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<v Speaker 1>to send these unsolicited I'm not asking for these, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But when you send me emails that they're nothing to you, probably,

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<v Speaker 1>But when you sit down and send me an email saying, Hey, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>I listen when I take my son to school. Every

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<v Speaker 1>single day, I listen with my son. We love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Jesse. I listen by myself when I mow the lawn.

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<v Speaker 1>Makes it makes it easier, Hey Jesse. I listen when

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<v Speaker 1>I drive a forkliff. Hey Jesse, I listen when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>making dinner for my family at night. It makes it better.

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<v Speaker 1>When I find out I've made the show, has made

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<v Speaker 1>your day better even a little bit. I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel to myself, job well done. Your You just

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<v Speaker 1>got off of work, and maybe you have a job

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<v Speaker 1>that sucks, because let's be honest, most jobs suck, very

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<v Speaker 1>very rarely do people look forward to going to work.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just not life. Chris and I lucked into the biggest, lucky,

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<v Speaker 1>the best job in the world. It's not real life.

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<v Speaker 1>Every job I've ever had, well, not everyone. Most jobs

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever had is sucked. You get off work and

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<v Speaker 1>now you're heading home. Maybe maybe had a rough day

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<v Speaker 1>at the office. Maybe now there's construction or an accident.

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<v Speaker 1>You just want to get home and you're stuck in

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<v Speaker 1>the car. I want to make that better for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that is. My job is to make

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<v Speaker 1>that better for you. That's my main job. Why does that?

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<v Speaker 1>How does that translate into guests? Not that I doubt

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<v Speaker 1>knew Ginger should be a great guest, Obviously the guy

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<v Speaker 1>knows what he's talking about. I don't ever want to

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<v Speaker 1>take a chance on burning ten to fifteen minutes of

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<v Speaker 1>your time with a crappy guest. And I say that

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<v Speaker 1>because even though I've only been doing this four years,

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<v Speaker 1>I had many. I used to have a guest on

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<v Speaker 1>at least every show, sometimes a guest or two every

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<v Speaker 1>single show, and yes many, many were great, and now

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<v Speaker 1>I love how many are still my friends. But some

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<v Speaker 1>were so bad, and I knew it was bad. Some

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<v Speaker 1>were so bad. I know that I actually made that

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes in traffic with that guest. It made your

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<v Speaker 1>day somehow worse than it already was, and honestly, as

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<v Speaker 1>cold and awful as a human being as I am,

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<v Speaker 1>I felt bad. And sometimes even I'd get a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of emails the next day. If I knew a guest

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<v Speaker 1>was bad, I can feel it, because if I can

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<v Speaker 1>feel it, you can feel it. We're all in this together.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the same thing I'm listening to. If

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<v Speaker 1>I can feel it, you can feel it, and you

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<v Speaker 1>you've always been cool about it. But it was always Hey, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>so and so man that sucked. Man. I gotta be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>I turned it off until next segment, and I never

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<v Speaker 1>judged you for it. Every time I looked at that,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I just made your day worse. I created

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<v Speaker 1>an obligation for you instead of letting you get away.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't I have many guests? That's why I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I don't take many calls. That's not I

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<v Speaker 1>took calls for the first time in two weeks, and

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<v Speaker 1>what do we do? We screwed off and laugh and

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<v Speaker 1>had fun. It's just I'm not saying my way is

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<v Speaker 1>superior in any way than any other show. I believe

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<v Speaker 1>you tune in to hear me, and if I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to go away from me, I want a virtual guarantee

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<v Speaker 1>that it is going to be interesting and make your

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<v Speaker 1>day better. Clay Martin is interesting. Every single time he's

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<v Speaker 1>talking about killing people are surviving of civil war. It's

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<v Speaker 1>whether you love him or hate him, it's interesting every

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<v Speaker 1>single time. I just don't feel comfortable guaranteeing the next

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<v Speaker 1>person will be it will be interesting. So that's why

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do it now. Not for that. For a moment,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about something pretty non controversial, right, Let's keep

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<v Speaker 1>it benign. Let's talk about Confederate flags and Confederate statues.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nothing that gets a rise out of anybody. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's tackle something here, and that's also tackle something else.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone has an idea of where you should move in

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<v Speaker 1>a Apparently I have neglected this state, grossly neglected it.

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<v Speaker 1>Where hang, I'll tell you. Jesse Kelly returns next. It

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<v Speaker 1>is the Jesse Kelly Show, and we're about to get

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<v Speaker 1>to Confederate monuments and snow and purple states and all

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<v Speaker 1>over the place. Here, let's get to one more email

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<v Speaker 1>real quick. First, dear friend of the cheese or friend

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<v Speaker 1>and cheeses as your hand as your hairline advances in

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<v Speaker 1>another direction. Yeah, that's not nice. As a forty year

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<v Speaker 1>member of the follically Challenged victim group, I'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>give you two warnings. The superdome sand's hair sunburns easily

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<v Speaker 1>and is legitimately painful. Then it peels and the flakes

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<v Speaker 1>are strikingly ikey to dimes. I will say on this

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<v Speaker 1>point really quickly, because he goes on to say of

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<v Speaker 1>the sunburn can be avoided by ball caps. Um, I

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<v Speaker 1>have actually experienced the sunburn on my scalp. Shut up, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not funny. The sunburn on my scalp where the

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<v Speaker 1>hair still is Chris, meaning the hair has thinned out

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<v Speaker 1>to such a level. I'm yeah, I'm not talking Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>about where it's receded, where they hair still is. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>take the kids out to the pool. There's a big,

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<v Speaker 1>cool public pool in my area. We'll take the kids

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<v Speaker 1>out to the pool and we'll come home in a

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<v Speaker 1>couple and I'm not used to have but I'll put

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<v Speaker 1>sunscreen on my face and stuff like that. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>used to having to put any where the hair is

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<v Speaker 1>on the scalp. And I've woken up the next day

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<v Speaker 1>ah ah, and it just hurts up there. So one

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. He goes on to talk about ball caps.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something I've been thinking about. And

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<v Speaker 1>I've been looking at myself a lot more than I

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<v Speaker 1>usually do in the mirror lately. Now you know what, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>You know I do a lot anyway, because I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>who wouldn't but I've been thinking about becoming a hat guy. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not anti hat. I like hats. I've worn ball caps.

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<v Speaker 1>You've probably seen pictures of me with a ball cap

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<v Speaker 1>on or a cowboy hat or something like that. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you what when I wear a cowboy hat, lookout, ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>What Chris? Anyway, but what if I became a hat guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there are a lot of guys who are

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<v Speaker 1>just known as hat guys, and they're covering stuff up.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm not going to be two pay guy or

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<v Speaker 1>spray on hair guy. I think I'll just be hat

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<v Speaker 1>guy and wear cool hats. What Chris the al capone? Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>like the like the nineteen twenties era gangster. And I'll

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<v Speaker 1>even have a cock to the side a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll have a cigarette hanging out of my mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>although I won't light it. That would be difficult here

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<v Speaker 1>on the air. But yes, I'm Humphrey bowl guard. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I can pull this off. Chris. What that's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of what he sounded like. Richmond removes its last city

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<v Speaker 1>owned con Federate monument. What a crying shame, What a

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<v Speaker 1>crying shame, and what a shame. It is not that

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<v Speaker 1>the communists would try to destroy our history. Remember, history,

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<v Speaker 1>like freedom, is ugly. It's very ugly. Polite history isn't

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<v Speaker 1>real history. If you read history that's very polite and nice,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not real because life is not real. History is

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<v Speaker 1>a story of life. History is ugly. There's good and

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<v Speaker 1>there's bad, angels and demons. Oftentimes they turn out to

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<v Speaker 1>be the same person. What a shame that we are

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<v Speaker 1>so neutered on the right, not on the left. I

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<v Speaker 1>know why the communists always destroy history and tear down

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<v Speaker 1>monuments and things like that. That's standard communism. What a

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<v Speaker 1>shame that we have so few people elected leaders on

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<v Speaker 1>the right with the guts to stand up and articulate

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<v Speaker 1>why this is a disaster, Why the communist is doing

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<v Speaker 1>the things he's doing. The communist knew what he was doing,

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<v Speaker 1>but he knew, he knows very well he's going up

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<v Speaker 1>against a bunch of unus. So that's why it. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>it ended with Teddy Roosevelt, and then people started saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>why Teddy Roosevelt. But he began with the Confederate monuments,

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<v Speaker 1>and he did this for a reason. He always goes

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<v Speaker 1>for the easy prey first, because it gets his foot

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<v Speaker 1>in the door, and he knows we have such a

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<v Speaker 1>low T gop. They won't stand up and infect and

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<v Speaker 1>defend it because they don't want to be associated with

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<v Speaker 1>the with the Ikey Confederates. Oh I don't know, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm against slavery. Yeah, idiot, everyone's against slavery. This is

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<v Speaker 1>not about the Confederacy. It's not about slavery. It's about

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<v Speaker 1>letting them take away our history. They're tearing away your history.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember you take away someone's history, Why so they'll be

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<v Speaker 1>more apt to let you burn down the thing they love.

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<v Speaker 1>If I showed up to burn down your home, you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't let me of. You love your home. That's where

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<v Speaker 1>your wife sleeps, That's where your husband takes the trash out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he plays the ball in the backyard there with

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<v Speaker 1>the kid. You love your home, the pictures on the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do I have to do if I want

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<v Speaker 1>to burn down your home. I have to find a

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<v Speaker 1>way to unmore you from your home. I unmore you

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<v Speaker 1>from your home by removing the things in your home

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<v Speaker 1>that reminds you of the times you had in your home.

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<v Speaker 1>I unmore you from your history, because then it gives

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<v Speaker 1>me the freedom to build whatever future I want for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Soon all the pictures of your grandpa are gone, all

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<v Speaker 1>the memories of your children have been vanished. And now

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<v Speaker 1>I show up to burn down your home and you say, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really care for the place anyway. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel any connection here. But because we have such a

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<v Speaker 1>neutered pathetic right on this country, we couldn't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that that useless city at James Langford, that

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<v Speaker 1>senator from Oklahoma, I remember him actually going on TV

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<v Speaker 1>several times in campaigning to change the names of military basis.

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<v Speaker 1>But I really think it's time, guys. I love black

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<v Speaker 1>people so freaking embarrassing. You're all so embarrassing and shame

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<v Speaker 1>on you that we have elected you to fight against

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<v Speaker 1>the communist scum and you're too weak and pathetic to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Shame on all of you. People make me sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get to some nice emails here. I'm moving off this.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to talk about snow and emails and other stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a couple of nice ones like this, Dear Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>I just purchased my Mantis X system and I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for the recommendation. I am now including it in

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<v Speaker 1>my homeschool routine. Love that you, homeschoolers. Marksmanship is maybe

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<v Speaker 1>the most important thing you can teach that child, boy

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<v Speaker 1>or girl. Mantis X allows you to do that in

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<v Speaker 1>the comfort of your home without firing a shot. This

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<v Speaker 1>guy says Jesse, I love this. I ordered a Mantis

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<v Speaker 1>swiped it. Jake at mantis X was very helpful about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Once I filed a claim at USPS, he noted the

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<v Speaker 1>claim number and immediately sent me a new unit. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>return the original if USPS locates it. Jake could not

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<v Speaker 1>the post customer service survey, I listed the world famous

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of pride in that go get yourself a

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<v Speaker 1>firing a shot, or in your backyard or wherever. Great

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<v Speaker 1>gift idea, Yes even for mom mantis x dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Mantis x dot com that a San pedro late one

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<v Speaker 1>night and loaning the stars was shining bride we was

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<v Speaker 1>driving up. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. What is

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<v Speaker 1>this weird old band? Hold on, Chris, hold on? Let

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<v Speaker 1>me see if I can remember Clarence teas motor drive

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<v Speaker 1>or something. What's what is it called again? Commander Cody

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<v Speaker 1>and his lost Airman? Can we never play that again? Chris?

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<v Speaker 1>I know you love it? No, you know what. You

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<v Speaker 1>play it again? I know you love it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to deny it to you. I know you love it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's this play it again? All right, Commander Cody. Good grief.

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<v Speaker 1>But one more thing. I want to get to something

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<v Speaker 1>else before I get to a couple of things about

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<v Speaker 1>I have an email about Purple States, and Chris wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about snow. But I want to get to

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<v Speaker 1>actually something I've brought up before. I brought it up

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<v Speaker 1>tonight about how purposeful the communist is, and obviously Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Biden had his Herbo Free convention at the White House today. Racism,

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<v Speaker 1>ani Semitism, homophobia, transphobia, they're all connected. Anyone out to

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<v Speaker 1>say this When a person can be married in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning and thrown out of a restaurant for being gay

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<v Speaker 1>in the afternoon, this is still wrong. Okay. So Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Biden lives in a world and make believe I's do

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<v Speaker 1>many communists, But the reality is this LGBTQ demon mob.

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<v Speaker 1>They are out there and they are very, very purposeful.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a little personal story for me from last night.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually happened during the show. I thought about talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it last night, but it's kind of space that

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<v Speaker 1>I was going. As you may imagine, I lose my

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<v Speaker 1>train of thought from time to time. My kids do

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<v Speaker 1>not go to government schools, but they're in a great school,

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<v Speaker 1>a wonderful school to their credit, but they use on

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<v Speaker 1>occasion a website called Quizlet. Quizlet is the website. Parents

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<v Speaker 1>and teachers will sing the praises of this website all

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<v Speaker 1>day long as being something that's very very very effective

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<v Speaker 1>to have kids practice exam and practice quizzes at home.

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<v Speaker 1>It's exam week for my kids, so they're doing all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of practice exams for all their different science or studies.

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<v Speaker 1>My boy sends me a text message last night during

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<v Speaker 1>the show. It's a picture of Quizlet and on the

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<v Speaker 1>side of it are two ads. These are advertisements, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's not Quizlet itself, but Quizlet allows these ads

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<v Speaker 1>to be on their children's site. Remember my kids are

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<v Speaker 1>twelve and fourteen, so that's the targeted audience of these

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<v Speaker 1>two ads. The first one says transliberation. The second one

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<v Speaker 1>says trans girls is girls great grammar. They're like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in community college, and I know that's bad. But the

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<v Speaker 1>point of that is this, you parents or grandparents who

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<v Speaker 1>are very influential in your kid's lives, or anybody anyone

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<v Speaker 1>who's mentoring kids. Maybe you have this philosophy because I

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<v Speaker 1>forever had this philosophy. I know I'm a political person.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want my kids to think about politics, care

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<v Speaker 1>about politics, because I didn't write. I didn't grow up

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<v Speaker 1>caring about politics. And I wanted you want the same

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<v Speaker 1>child in general childhood for your kids that you had

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<v Speaker 1>in general, if you had a good one, the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a thing. So I tried for a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>years to just hey, I don't talk about it in

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<v Speaker 1>front of my kids. Hey, we don't discuss it in

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<v Speaker 1>front of the kids. And the kids they go play

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<v Speaker 1>with the toy guns and go beat up your brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just go have a normal childhood. Go get dirty somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I began to wake up eventually. This is years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I began to wake up to something. I began to

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<v Speaker 1>wake up to the fact that the Communists in America,

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<v Speaker 1>especially the LGBTQ demon mob, they are focused on your

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<v Speaker 1>kids for a very specific reason. They want to get

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<v Speaker 1>to your children to form their little minds in little

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<v Speaker 1>hearts before you do. When you look at your children.

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<v Speaker 1>I know this is hard, and I know it makes

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<v Speaker 1>it difficult, but we didn't ask for this world. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the world we've been given. Do understand you might

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<v Speaker 1>not be in a race. They are in a race.

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<v Speaker 1>Think of your child as standing on he's on the

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<v Speaker 1>other goal line. In the football field. You're on one

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<v Speaker 1>goal line, he's on the other goal line. The communist

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<v Speaker 1>is standing right beside you. The second your child is born, boom,

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<v Speaker 1>the gunner shoots off the gun, and you're supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be racing to the child. The communist is at a

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<v Speaker 1>full blown sprint to your kid every minute of every day,

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<v Speaker 1>in every part of their life, from their Disney movies

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<v Speaker 1>to the online quizzes day, take every single bit of it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's at a sprint for your child. If you don't

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<v Speaker 1>sprint just as hard and get there first and make

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<v Speaker 1>sure you have given your child your values first and

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<v Speaker 1>discuss these cultural issues with them first, then the communist

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<v Speaker 1>will beat you there and he will take your child

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<v Speaker 1>away from you. I was so proud last night, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what. Let me look it up here right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make sure I get this right because

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make sure I give him credit. It

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<v Speaker 1>was my oldest son, James, who sent me the pictures

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<v Speaker 1>and he says, he texts me the picture and this

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<v Speaker 1>is what he said, so freaking proud of him. Can't

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<v Speaker 1>even study anymore without seeing this stuff. That's what he

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<v Speaker 1>says to me. It's credit to him, not credit to me.

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<v Speaker 1>But we decided years ago we don't get the world

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<v Speaker 1>we want to have. We don't we get the world

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<v Speaker 1>that's been given to us. And in this planet, they

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<v Speaker 1>are after your children. Do I need to play you

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<v Speaker 1>LaToya Raven? You know what Chris, pull up LaToya Raven.

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<v Speaker 1>Now again, I've played it a thousand times. I swear

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<v Speaker 1>we might as well keep this on the board because

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<v Speaker 1>in my opinion, it's one of the best. It's one

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<v Speaker 1>of the best examples was in the world of one

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<v Speaker 1>of these communists just being honest because this video wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be released to the public. This was a

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<v Speaker 1>big internal video at Disney. And this is the way

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<v Speaker 1>you let your kids watch the newest Marvel movie, the

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<v Speaker 1>newest Disney movie, you let your kids watch Disney cartoons.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you I want you to understand this is the

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<v Speaker 1>very purposeful communist who's making that stuff. I worked at

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<v Speaker 1>small studios most of my career, and I'd heard, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>to hear whispers, like I'd heard things like, oh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they won't let you show this at a Disney show.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, okay. So I was a little like

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<v Speaker 1>sus when I started, But then my experience was safflingly

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<v Speaker 1>the opposite of what I had heard. The show runners

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<v Speaker 1>were super welcoming, Meredith Roberts and like, our leadership over

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<v Speaker 1>there has been so welcoming to like my like not

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<v Speaker 1>at all secret gay agenda and so like I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I felt like it was I mean, like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it was that way in the past, but I guess

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<v Speaker 1>like something was to happen then the last like like

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<v Speaker 1>they are turning it around, they're going hard, and then

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<v Speaker 1>all that like momentum that I felt like that sense

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<v Speaker 1>of I don't have to be afraid. Let's have these

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<v Speaker 1>two characters kiss. Let's in the background. Like I was

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<v Speaker 1>just wherever I could, just basically adding queerness to like

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<v Speaker 1>if you see anything queer in the show Proud then

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<v Speaker 1>But like I just was like no one would stop me,

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<v Speaker 1>and no one was trying to stop me. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to my kids about that, Jesse. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not right. I shouldn't have to. Look, I'm not making

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<v Speaker 1>fun of you. I said the same thing, and you're right,

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<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't have to. But you have to understand if

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<v Speaker 1>you choose not to. She's racing, she's running hard for

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<v Speaker 1>your kids. She wants your child. Are you going to

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<v Speaker 1>beat her there or are you not? I suggest you

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<v Speaker 1>run hard and get there first, because I promise she's

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<v Speaker 1>not going to get tired with her not so secret

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<v Speaker 1>gay agenda. The head's up right. I never did get

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<v Speaker 1>to this cold stuff and moving to purple States and

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<v Speaker 1>all the headlines. I didn't get to global warming stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>We still have a lot to get too, so just

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<v Speaker 1>buckle up for that. Before we get to that, let

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<v Speaker 1>us always make sure we are following through with our promise.

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<v Speaker 1>The Tunnel to Towers promise to do good, especially the

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas season. Christmas season, while it may be wonderful for you,

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<v Speaker 1>if your father was a cop who got ambushed and

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<v Speaker 1>he's never coming home again, believe me when I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you Christmas season isn't as fun for you. Oh, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>still enjoy a couple presents, and mom will be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully the grandparents will show up. But you see your

0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:47.200
<v Speaker 1>friends at school and they talk about what they do. Ah,

0:26:47.240 --> 0:26:50.600
<v Speaker 1>I played out in the snow with my dad. It's

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<v Speaker 1>at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Before I get to headlines,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do a couple of things. Hey, Oracle,

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<v Speaker 1>I was listening to your Friday episode when you were

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<v Speaker 1>telling people which states to move to. You need to

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<v Speaker 1>tell them to move to Wisconsin. We are close as

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<v Speaker 1>it gets politically, so we need more votes. Also, it's

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<v Speaker 1>super pretty here, has good food and maybe cold, but

0:28:07.440 --> 0:28:09.439
<v Speaker 1>you can stay warm if you drink as much as

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<v Speaker 1>we do. Okay. One, Wisconsin is beautiful to the deer

0:28:14.000 --> 0:28:19.159
<v Speaker 1>hunting in Wisconsin is unreal, really cool. Three it is

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<v Speaker 1>one of the coldest states I've ever been to in

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<v Speaker 1>my life. And I grew up in Montana. I grew

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<v Speaker 1>up in Montana. There's it's a wet cold. Wet cold

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<v Speaker 1>is worse than a dry cold. And Chris actually asked

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<v Speaker 1>me earlier, because he was being a smart alec because

0:28:34.240 --> 0:28:37.040
<v Speaker 1>I complain about Texas weather because Texas weather is well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean living hell. And he said, well, do you

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<v Speaker 1>miss the snow because I used to, Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I grew up in Montana, so i'd have to get

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<v Speaker 1>up in the mornings. If you've got a bad snowstorm

0:28:47.000 --> 0:28:48.920
<v Speaker 1>at night, you would be snowed in. You wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>able to back out of the driveway. Someone had to

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<v Speaker 1>shovel out the driveway before you could go. And my

0:28:53.360 --> 0:28:55.080
<v Speaker 1>old man had come in the room. Hey, get up, boy,

0:28:55.080 --> 0:28:57.240
<v Speaker 1>you gotta go shovel the driveway before before the sun

0:28:57.320 --> 0:28:59.520
<v Speaker 1>came up. And that's the BottomLine. You get through on

0:28:59.560 --> 0:29:01.680
<v Speaker 1>your warm stuff and go out there and start javeling

0:29:01.720 --> 0:29:04.200
<v Speaker 1>the driveway. And no, Chris, I don't have I don't

0:29:04.200 --> 0:29:06.760
<v Speaker 1>know what you'd call fond memories of that. That's certainly

0:29:06.840 --> 0:29:09.000
<v Speaker 1>nothing I would like to do again. But see, this

0:29:09.040 --> 0:29:10.920
<v Speaker 1>is what this is what communists do. Maybe we're dealing

0:29:10.960 --> 0:29:14.040
<v Speaker 1>with some communism over here with Chris. He acts like

0:29:15.280 --> 0:29:18.480
<v Speaker 1>that's the only alternative. So I have to have what

0:29:18.520 --> 0:29:21.120
<v Speaker 1>we have here in Houston. I believe it was eighty

0:29:21.160 --> 0:29:26.160
<v Speaker 1>degrees again here today eighty degrees. I'm sweating walking around.

0:29:26.360 --> 0:29:31.480
<v Speaker 1>It's December thirteenth. There is a middle ground between waking

0:29:31.560 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 1>up an hour early to shovel the driveway and sweating

0:29:36.000 --> 0:29:39.560
<v Speaker 1>in December. There is. You do realize there's a middle ground, right.

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<v Speaker 1>There are states. I've pointed them out before with seasons,

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<v Speaker 1>several seasons. It's fantastic. You're not gonna believe it when

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<v Speaker 1>you actually visit another state for the first time ever

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<v Speaker 1>and see the seasons. What Chris, You never deal with

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<v Speaker 1>hail or sleep down here? Chris, I lived in the

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<v Speaker 1>Dallas area for a long time. We routinely had that

0:30:00.320 --> 0:30:02.960
<v Speaker 1>we had to hide from. Oh, you're talking about Houston.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so now you're no, it's no longer Texas, whether

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<v Speaker 1>it's just Houston weather. No, No, you know what, that's

0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:10.600
<v Speaker 1>actually a very good point. Chris brings up a good

0:30:10.600 --> 0:30:13.320
<v Speaker 1>point point. We don't actually deal with hail and sleet

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<v Speaker 1>down here. The place was just underwater for five days

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<v Speaker 1>because of Hurricane Harvey. That's all. We were just driving

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<v Speaker 1>around in rafts, pulling people off of rooftops. But thank goodness,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no slate. Boy, we really dodged a bullet there,

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Gosh, anyway to the person's point, yeah, mood to Wisconsin.

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<v Speaker 1>Rud to Wisconsin. These purple states. Wisconsin's right there on

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<v Speaker 1>the custom we need these purple states moved to Wisconsin. Shoot, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>especially in I always love Wisconsin for this. One of

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<v Speaker 1>my buddies that I was in the Marine Corps with,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was his uncle. I'm almost positive it

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<v Speaker 1>was his uncle. Don't quote me on that his uncle

0:30:52.920 --> 0:30:55.840
<v Speaker 1>lived in Wisconsin. We had joined the Marines together, actually

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<v Speaker 1>from Montana, but his uncle was from Wisconsin. And we

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<v Speaker 1>were in Iraq. And remember when we were in Iraq,

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<v Speaker 1>the food was just horrible beause we didn't have any

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<v Speaker 1>facilities yet. This is before they'd built any basis. It

0:31:07.160 --> 0:31:10.360
<v Speaker 1>was all pretty much MRIs his uncle. We started being

0:31:10.400 --> 0:31:13.680
<v Speaker 1>able to receive care packages, so of course everyone's parents

0:31:13.720 --> 0:31:16.040
<v Speaker 1>started sending them booze and snacks and things like that.

0:31:16.160 --> 0:31:18.800
<v Speaker 1>I know you're gonna find this shocking, but my family,

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<v Speaker 1>my sister and my parents would just send doritos and

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<v Speaker 1>beef and cheese sticks and they'd all Chris, it was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>And they'd send Easymac. They'd send Easymac. And that was

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<v Speaker 1>back when Easymac I don't know if they still have it.

0:31:30.720 --> 0:31:34.040
<v Speaker 1>They had a pizza flavored Easymac. Hold on, hear me out.

0:31:34.440 --> 0:31:36.600
<v Speaker 1>They had a pizza flavored Easymac. I can make it

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<v Speaker 1>right in my canteen cup. And they would also send

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<v Speaker 1>slim gyms with it. Slim gyms or I mean, it's underrated.

0:31:42.840 --> 0:31:44.720
<v Speaker 1>It's tough to beat on a road trip just doing

0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:48.680
<v Speaker 1>the Kamala slim gyms. Slim gyms are awesome. But I

0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:51.600
<v Speaker 1>would make the pizza Easymac and then I would take

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<v Speaker 1>a slim gym and I would tear it up into

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<v Speaker 1>wee little bits and mix it up in the Easymax.

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<v Speaker 1>It was essentially like a Pepperoni pizza. Oh Chris, it

0:31:59.480 --> 0:32:01.720
<v Speaker 1>was the best anyway, don't get me sidetracked. So we

0:32:01.720 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 1>started getting packages over there where you could eat decent food.

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<v Speaker 1>And one of my buddies, his uncle was and Wisconsin,

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<v Speaker 1>Wisconsin's famous for cheese, got a huge care package of

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<v Speaker 1>Wisconsin cheese, all different kinds of cheeses. Only we didn't

0:32:16.280 --> 0:32:19.720
<v Speaker 1>have refrigeration, so by the time it got to us,

0:32:19.800 --> 0:32:23.760
<v Speaker 1>it was already already flirt with probably being too long.

0:32:24.000 --> 0:32:25.520
<v Speaker 1>He did the best thing to do. He was awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll love this guy to this day. So we had

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<v Speaker 1>no choice. The cheese package gets there, the whole platoon,

0:32:31.720 --> 0:32:35.680
<v Speaker 1>weapons platoon, we all gather around and we just gorge

0:32:35.680 --> 0:32:39.520
<v Speaker 1>ourselves on fresh Wisconsin cheese. Oh, Chris, there was so much.

0:32:39.840 --> 0:32:42.880
<v Speaker 1>We all got so sick. It was the greatest thing

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<v Speaker 1>ever gotch It was awesome. You know what. I bet

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<v Speaker 1>you that cheese alone raised our tea levels. I bet

0:32:49.360 --> 0:32:52.200
<v Speaker 1>you no, hear me up, I bet you that cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>And now here's a headline headlines we didn't get to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Global poll finds four in ten people believe climate change

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<v Speaker 1>is natural. Just the heads up those of us who

0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:12.560
<v Speaker 1>are saying are outnumbered, outnumbered sixty to forty. Biden invites

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<v Speaker 1>anti police non binary drag queen to the White House,

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<v Speaker 1>who has said such great quotes as beep the police

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<v Speaker 1>has been seen with children. Just want to remind you

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<v Speaker 1>again that all that time we've ever spent myself included

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<v Speaker 1>pointing fingers at various countries around the world and say,

0:34:30.239 --> 0:34:33.960
<v Speaker 1>look at those barbarians. Look at how backwards they are.

0:34:33.680 --> 0:34:36.880
<v Speaker 1>They don't belong in the civilized world. Let me just

0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:39.760
<v Speaker 1>ask you once again, because they have TV and radio two,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think they think about us? Pope warns

0:34:44.040 --> 0:34:48.080
<v Speaker 1>omens of even greater destruction and desolation. Yeah, we get

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<v Speaker 1>four more years of Biden. Fetterman Pressley among the New

0:34:51.360 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 1>York Times list of the most stylish people. Of course,

0:34:54.680 --> 0:34:57.759
<v Speaker 1>they're talking about Senator Cucumber John Fetterman, the one who

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<v Speaker 1>wears shorts and a hoodie and looks like a homeless

0:35:00.920 --> 0:35:04.200
<v Speaker 1>person at all times. The reason they do these things,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not to be stylish. They do these things lots

0:35:07.280 --> 0:35:10.960
<v Speaker 1>of times to make you mad and humiliate you. It's

0:35:11.000 --> 0:35:13.279
<v Speaker 1>not just that they have power. Remember, they love to

0:35:13.400 --> 0:35:16.560
<v Speaker 1>use power, and part of using power is rubbing it

0:35:16.600 --> 0:35:18.359
<v Speaker 1>in your face that they have it, like they used

0:35:18.360 --> 0:35:21.200
<v Speaker 1>to do with COVID. Don't think that all those people

0:35:21.280 --> 0:35:24.239
<v Speaker 1>got caught by accident. They knew they were gonna get caught.

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<v Speaker 1>Locked down, stay at home, don't see your family. Definitely,

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<v Speaker 1>don't travel. The next week you find out they were

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<v Speaker 1>in Florida with fifteen members of extended family jet skis

0:35:33.800 --> 0:35:36.560
<v Speaker 1>on the beach. That wasn't an accident. They wanted you

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<v Speaker 1>to know. You're a peasant. You're a peasant, You're not

0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:43.440
<v Speaker 1>one of the rulers. Disgrace the CNN producer pleads guilty

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:48.879
<v Speaker 1>to child sex crime. Good grief, CNN having some rough

0:35:48.920 --> 0:35:51.640
<v Speaker 1>times over there. Whatever happened with that Don Lemon crotch

0:35:51.719 --> 0:35:56.239
<v Speaker 1>grabbing thing, anyway. Congress presses Biden to Biden administration over

0:35:56.320 --> 0:36:04.040
<v Speaker 1>grant to Colombian LGBTQ group supporting prostitution. Just a heads up,

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<v Speaker 1>you went to work today and busted your butt so

0:36:07.480 --> 0:36:09.440
<v Speaker 1>the government could steal your money and send it to

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<v Speaker 1>Colombian prostitutes. Fusion energy breakthrough by the US scientists boosts

0:36:16.000 --> 0:36:19.560
<v Speaker 1>clean power hopes. I have no hopes whatsoever or no

0:36:19.680 --> 0:36:22.440
<v Speaker 1>trust in any of these people, because I don't trust

0:36:22.440 --> 0:36:26.160
<v Speaker 1>the scientific community anymore at all. Evidence shows that it's

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<v Speaker 1>not just Twitter in the FBI, the State Department, CISA, Facebook, YouTube,

0:36:30.880 --> 0:36:34.279
<v Speaker 1>and Google are working to censure and banner and ban

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<v Speaker 1>information you receive. Once again, here's a reminder to you

0:36:38.680 --> 0:36:43.400
<v Speaker 1>that unless you're well seeking out shows like this, you

0:36:43.480 --> 0:36:46.360
<v Speaker 1>live in a world entirely of make believe. And our challenge,

0:36:46.400 --> 0:36:49.600
<v Speaker 1>as always is to wake up our neighbor norm Gotta

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<v Speaker 1>wake Normy Norm up. All right, we'll do it again tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 1>That's all.