1 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's co producing a new podcast 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:14,360 Speaker 1: about true crime stories that never really happened. So you're 3 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: probably wondering if they never happened, how could they be true? 4 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, I drop that part from the title find Out. 5 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 3: Oh okay, So any clicks. 6 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 1: That we just got with Laser Stories, the segment where 7 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe just like 8 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,200 Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we have a laser and those 9 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 1: other crime jockeys just don't. His first Laser Stories out 10 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 1: of North Carolina, Jason Oxantine was a teacher's aide and 11 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 1: athletic director at a local middle school. I say it 12 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,839 Speaker 1: was because he's not there anymore after making a very 13 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: questionable decision. Oh no, he was at school last week 14 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 1: and needed to move his truck from the back of 15 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: the building to the front. 16 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 2: Okay, this all sounds so simple and innocent so far. 17 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,320 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I guess he was too busy, so we 18 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: asked a fourteen year old middle schooler to do it 19 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: for it, No way, So the young man grabbed Jason's keys, 20 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 1: and while he was moving his teacher's truck, the boy 21 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 1: lost control of itsh and crashed into three different school buses. 22 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,399 Speaker 2: I wouldn't even give my keys to a Lexus to lot. 23 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 1: Luckily there weren't any kids on them. Yeah, all the 24 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 1: buses were parked, so thankfully no one got hurt. 25 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,399 Speaker 2: And the kid driving was okay. 26 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:27,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, he was okay. 27 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,479 Speaker 1: But as for Jason, he got fired for it and 28 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,639 Speaker 1: also got a ticket for giving his keys to a minor. 29 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 2: Had kind of a mustache grown in, so I thought 30 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 2: he was there. 31 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: The school says it'll cost around six seven hundred dollars 32 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: to fix all the buses, and to make matters worse 33 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 1: for Jason, his truck was also completely totaled. 34 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 2: No, it was that bad dude. That kid's a legend. 35 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 1: And Brooke, this should be a lesson for you. Stop 36 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 1: making your eight year old daughter park. You're aston Martin. 37 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 3: Marks itself. 38 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 1: This next lay the story is out of Kentucky. A 39 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 1: couple named Ben and Cammy Crawford are exercise nuts who 40 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 1: love to run, and they have six children and produce 41 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 1: a YouTube channel called Fight for Together. 42 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 2: Not the best title, but okay. They just never catch. 43 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 3: Their YouTube stars. 44 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 1: Brooker, don't judge them, but they're in the news today 45 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,920 Speaker 1: because they just let their six year old son run 46 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:34,919 Speaker 1: a full marathon all twenty six point two miles. 47 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 2: I saw a video of this kid. 48 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 3: Don't be jealous that he's not. 49 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 2: Your kid, but I felt bad for him. 50 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 1: His name is Rainier, and it was the first time 51 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 1: the whole family got to run one together. And as 52 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,519 Speaker 1: you can imagine, they're now getting a lot of flak 53 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: for their decision. But his parents claim that he begged 54 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 1: them to do it. Here's Rainier talking about what it 55 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: took to get ready for the race. 56 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 2: Some of the training. 57 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 3: It's like, kind I falled some time. I didn't know 58 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 3: if he was going to be able to do it. 59 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,799 Speaker 2: To watch his little body, it's pretty mind blowing. 60 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 3: We really care about our kid's emotional and physical health. 61 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 1: Oh boy, just sounded so crispy. 62 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,239 Speaker 3: He felt more than one time. 63 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 2: If you can't pronounce your rs yet, maybe it's a 64 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 2: little too because you actually can't say marathon. 65 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 3: It was little body into convulsion. 66 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 2: So it's a lot that's too, h I know it is. 67 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: So during the race, his parents kept checking to make 68 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: sure he was fine and let him know that he 69 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 1: could stop if he ever wanted to. Well, that's good, 70 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: but some people think that they. 71 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 3: Did pressure him. 72 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: For example, the dad admitted Rainier was crying when there 73 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: was nothing left at the snack's table with six miles 74 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 1: left to go, so they told him they'd buy him 75 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: pringles later if he didn't quit. 76 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 2: I can't even get my kid to walk to the 77 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 2: grocery store without feeding them a couple of granola bars 78 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 2: on the way. 79 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,119 Speaker 3: Now, what was the final time? Was it worth it? 80 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: He ended up finishing in eight hours and thirty five minutes, 81 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: which coincidentally. 82 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,160 Speaker 3: Is four hours quicker than Jose would have. 83 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:21,719 Speaker 2: Finished the same earth, I mean eight hours. It sounds 84 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 2: like he didn't run to me, But whatever, take it 85 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 2: out doing good. 86 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 3: You're embarrassing the family. 87 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,159 Speaker 2: He walked, I mean, which is crazy still. 88 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,800 Speaker 1: But organizers of the race also caught heat for this 89 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 1: and say they'll be better about enforcing their age. 90 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,719 Speaker 3: Limit of eighteen eighteen. 91 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:48,920 Speaker 1: His next stories out of bro Code one oh one. 92 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: There's a new thread online where men are talking about 93 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 1: the unwritten rules that they have. Like, if you've ever 94 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: wanted to crack the secret speak of manhood, this is 95 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 1: your exciting opportunity to do it. 96 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 2: Okay, am I not that interest? I'm interested, all. 97 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 1: Right, come on, Brooke, just because it's about men you 98 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: don't interested, you can take advantage. 99 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:13,479 Speaker 2: They're pretty easy to Okay, give me somethings. 100 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,679 Speaker 1: Number four, if you're a dude seeing another guy coming 101 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 1: towards you, you nod down when you greet him, but 102 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: nod up if it's someone that you know. 103 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 2: Okay, that is the lame guys. 104 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,240 Speaker 1: These are bro code. This is how you know whether 105 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 1: or not you guys know each other. Look how they 106 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 1: not their head. 107 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 2: What if you go down up and then the men 108 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,840 Speaker 2: confused like do I know this this man? 109 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,160 Speaker 1: You don't have any friends if you're nodding down and up. 110 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 1: Number three is if a friend buys you a drink, 111 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,719 Speaker 1: you don't pay it back, you buy the next round. 112 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just that's female code too. 113 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 1: Also, beer, pizza, and barbecue are acceptable payments for helping 114 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 1: another bro. Number two, never ever, under any circumstance, use 115 00:05:56,240 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 1: the urinal next to an occupied one. I said, never ever, 116 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 1: under any circumstance. 117 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,719 Speaker 2: I feel like Jack is the one that comes up 118 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 2: and stands real close to somebody. Am I wrong that way? 119 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: And I nod up when I go stand next to it. 120 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,039 Speaker 1: And finally, the number one biggest secret man code unwritten 121 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 1: rule is when your friends crushes around. He is absolutely 122 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: the funniest dude in the group. Yeah, you can't tell 123 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,039 Speaker 1: when it seems like you're hyping a guy of especially 124 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:30,760 Speaker 1: they're not funny. 125 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:31,039 Speaker 2: No. 126 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,239 Speaker 3: Well, that's why. 127 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: Whenever I'm with one dude in particular and he's crushing 128 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 1: on a converse, I always make sure to laugh at 129 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,480 Speaker 1: his jokes, and he. 130 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 3: Laughs at mine too. 131 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:48,279 Speaker 1: He cracks up when I call him a celebrity. 132 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:54,000 Speaker 3: I love you too. You are absolutely hilarious. You should 133 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 3: have that in one of your usernames. 134 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:56,840 Speaker 2: Let's wrap this up. 135 00:06:56,880 --> 00:07:01,160 Speaker 1: That was Laser Story, but let's go out the room. 136 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 1: Laser Stories has gone for the day. 137 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 3: I don't even remember how it ends. That's Laser Stories. 138 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 3: Is another day. 139 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 2: We're doing it. 140 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 3: We're doing it some other times. 141 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:18,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.