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Speaker 2: It's Hollywood, it's books, it's gossip.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure it's memoir.

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Speaker 1: It's Martinis. Celebrity Book Club, Read it while it's hot.

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Speaker 3: Celebrity poop Club.

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Speaker 4: Tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books.

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Speaker 2: No boys are a loud celebrity book say it loud

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Speaker 2: and pound.

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Speaker 3: Celebrity book Club.

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Speaker 4: Buzz me in. I brought the queer vow.

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Speaker 3: Hey, best friend, what is up?

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Speaker 1: What is up? And let me get a ho ho

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Speaker 1: and a merry Christmas to you. This is our final

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Speaker 1: episode before Christmas break.

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Speaker 4: It's the final episode of my kind of main job.

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Speaker 4: I'll take that Again's just trying to make it joke.

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Speaker 4: It'll be like, oh my, like a year round job, Santa.

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Speaker 4: My year round job is about to end, but the

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Speaker 4: real work starts for me next week.

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Speaker 1: Oh your side hustle, a lucrative side hustle, delivering presents

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Speaker 1: to children in a big sack and getting stuck in chimneys.

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Speaker 1: How much do you think Santa makes?

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Speaker 4: I don't think Santa makes any money. I think that's

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Speaker 4: it's pro bono. I think he's funded like by the

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Speaker 4: Council of the North Pole.

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Speaker 1: I think he's getting like a nice grant though, like

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Speaker 4: Do you think like once every two hundred years he

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Speaker 4: Sat Nicholas, babe, you need to write like the Council.

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Speaker 4: And he's like you always know best. What's crazy is

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Speaker 4: like his name is Nick, but she doesn't have a

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Speaker 1: So fucked I know missus claus identity.

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Speaker 5: She is so much more than a wife.

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Speaker 3: And she's a doctor.

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Speaker 1: She's literally a doctor. I mean she's a PhD. But

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Speaker 4: If anyone remembers my viral Instagram reel from last.

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Speaker 5: Year, I'm sure they do. I'm sure that's why they're.

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Speaker 4: Everyone needs to go watch Santa Camp and HBO you

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Speaker 4: It's about a camp where they trans Santa's but it

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Speaker 5: We're going to de ship out of this Santa Camp.

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Speaker 4: And there's a queer folk who really changes the game

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Speaker 1: I have a PhD.

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Speaker 4: I have a PhD. And I need to make that

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Speaker 1: Since when is this clause single?

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Speaker 4: Or like solow Polly.

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Speaker 1: And then sometimes you do have to wonder how much

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Speaker 4: You know, Well, it makes me think of a few poems.

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Speaker 5: So true, yes, make me think of poetry.

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Speaker 4: It does make think poetry and feminism, but I do

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Speaker 5: Live platform, homework Facebook lib Well.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of feminist feminism, yes, and read things.

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Speaker 1: Things that are read, like the cover of this book.

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Speaker 1: We absolutely did read this week honey front to cover,

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Speaker 1: of poetry, which you don't see too much anymore.

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Speaker 4: No, and you know, we love we love poetry.

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Speaker 1: Door poetry. We kind of turn the industry in its

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Kind of dark girl. I mean, but she's so

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Speaker 1: there's no like bubbly positive girl who's ever written poetry.

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Speaker 5: Poet doesn't exist. No, Okay, she's an actress.

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Speaker 4: So we'll get to do it anyway without further ado.

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Speaker 4: Megan Fox and her book Pretty Buys Poem. So to

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Speaker 5: And like fishnet arms.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because the punk table is more like unwoshed.

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Speaker 4: They're like unwashed and like tighter jeans, and like probably

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Speaker 5: Does she have rich parents?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's also very divorced, but it's also very my

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not your pretty play thing. And she is

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Speaker 4: And she became in the dating world famous kind of dating.

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Speaker 4: Are you part of the dating.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, We're going to fabulous Mintown steakhoust.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, steakhouse, Blazers on because it's a holiday season.

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Speaker 1: So, if I may read from the press release briefly,

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Speaker 1: just to provide some context for this poetry we're about

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Speaker 1: to dive into. So, first of all, published by Gallery Book,

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, Megan Fox showcases her wicked humor throughout

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Speaker 1: a heartbreaking and dark collection of poetry and pretty boys

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Speaker 1: or Poisonous. Over the course of more than eighty poems,

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Speaker 1: Pretty boys are poisonous marks the powerful debut of one

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Speaker 1: of the most well known women of our time. Turn

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Speaker 1: the page, bite the apple, and sink your teeth into

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Speaker 1: the most deliciously compelling and addictive books you'll read this year.

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Speaker 4: When I read that copy, it was giving very Amy Schumer.

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Speaker 4: I'm the most famous comedian of all time?

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Speaker 4: Please, someone said it. She reimagines Adam an Eve in

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Speaker 1: So one of her things is she says, there's all

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Speaker 4: This poem, I think is so true to our culture today.

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Speaker 4: It's called I'm Now. I'll just read it first.

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Speaker 4: She's this slate that was funny and it's called I

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Speaker 4: Would Die for dash Oh jk Low Like that's hilarious,

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Speaker 1: while you were sleeping? To what tormented lifetimes? Do your

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Speaker 5: The first rule of fight club.

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Speaker 4: pretty Boys are Poisoners high school cafeteria lipp ring to

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Speaker 4: be a girl who likes fight club. When you guys like,

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Speaker 1: Knowing this is the irony, is that these are.

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Speaker 4: The rules of fight club.

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Speaker 1: I actually think my theory now is that all poets

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Speaker 4: Lana were like the poets that.

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Speaker 1: The three poetry books that we've ever got.

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Speaker 1: She's wailing like fan life like that. I'm not like

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Speaker 4: What's so like straight about Megan Fox is she has

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, wait I found this quote of hers

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Speaker 1: with men and men are dirty. What yeah, carry the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like I have hear her just be like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm by, Like she's taking the Angelina Jolie dark bygirl torch. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: because no one is by anymore. Well, and everyone's but

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Speaker 4: I mean everyone, but they're not saying they're by right

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Speaker 5: The genders and everyone's non binary. But it straight.

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Speaker 1: Nineties were problematic, Like I'm so by, and of course

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Speaker 1: I will never sleep with their girl. Okay, this I

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Speaker 5: High school space.

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Speaker 1: So this on I just think really speaks to like

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Speaker 1: like voca. Okay, I prefer the agonizing psychological abuse of

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Speaker 1: Just please don't actually kill me, because then it will

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Speaker 1: be over and I'm addicted to suffering. Yeah, it's like

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Speaker 1: the prosaic Tedium. It's a little like, okay, so you

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Speaker 4: She uses the phrase twin flame a lot Sotero Well

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Speaker 4: and Machine Gun Kelly her like Leyden Life pop punk

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Speaker 5: Him Raiden Life pop punk.

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Speaker 4: It's like he is trying to bring back pop punk

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Speaker 5: Like that's not updated at all.

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Speaker 1: I remember listening to one of his songs and I

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Speaker 1: was just like this just sounds like there's just no

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Speaker 4: And like the teens out there, they have like never

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Speaker 4: heard of the two thousand and two Emo, so they're

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Speaker 4: like sure, I'm by it. Like he thinks him and

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Speaker 4: Meghan are sid and Nancy.

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Speaker 1: Oh absolutely. I mean Courtney thinks that she and Travis

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Speaker 4: I'll give it to Courtney because she was wearing I

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Speaker 4: think it was Casualties T shirt or like Agnostic Front,

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Speaker 4: and she was like, I don't want it's my boyfriend's

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Speaker 1: Which is just like so you vibes, it's so me vibes,

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Speaker 4: In Twinking Book, So the phrase twin flame, I've just

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Speaker 4: insane documentary about an online cult called twin Flames. Twin

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Speaker 5: Force women to become trans if they can't find a man.

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Speaker 4: Yes, So it's like a twin flame is like beyond

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Speaker 1: It's a cult.

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Speaker 4: It's literally a cult because people they pay for classes

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Speaker 4: they're like, no, this is how you need to get

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Speaker 1: And then she's turning out this other yeah check.

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Speaker 4: And so it's like twin flames, which is like very

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Speaker 4: mag in this book, it's so like blood I'll die

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Speaker 1: It's a beyond soulmate like because everyone so pop punk

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Speaker 4: Like, no, it's a little more like top bun right.

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Speaker 1: But there is this whole like you know, she's obsessed

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Speaker 1: of about more like I suffer for you, I bleed

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Speaker 4: Right, it's like violence, No, like this one. I'm not

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Speaker 4: You crucify me, then beg me to be your redeemer,

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Speaker 4: a news leading a lamb to slaughter. It's very just

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00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 4: like metal basic metal symbolism. Yeah, just like I'm your

443
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:23,239
Speaker 4: sacrificial lamb, Slice me, dice me. Okay. She has all

444
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 4: these poems about going to dinner too. She's like, and

445
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 4: we're at dinner and I smile at your friends, which

446
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 4: you hate at dinner, you go go, Okay, these dinner proms, I.

447
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:41,640
Speaker 1: Mean they're two they're bordering on like fridge magnet feminism.

448
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 4: It goes between just pop punk lyrics Emily the Strange and.

449
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 1: And then full fridge magnet, just being like maybe the

450
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: Apple was a dick. Like this three line poem The

451
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 1: Stepford Wife, I'm tired of being a supporting actor and

452
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: everyone else's life while being a featured extra in my

453
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 1: own What.

454
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, featured extra? That one kind of got me thinking,

455
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 4: because again I'm like, WHOA done to your head? What

456
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 4: mame a movie box?

457
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 5: Okay?

458
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: Jennifer's Body, yes, which she's.

459
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 4: Iconic bisexual movie. It's so good. It's kind of like

460
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 4: the last truly campy film.

461
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: I feel like every movie is kind of campy now,

462
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 1: but in like it's like in a corporate way.

463
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 5: It's like Barbie's campaign.

464
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 4: Right, But I say, like, I guess Jennifer's Body was

465
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 4: like knowing it was being ridiculous, but it was like

466
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,479
Speaker 4: still enough of like a horror movie. I recently did

467
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 4: a rewatch of Jennifer's Body, and I forgot it was

468
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 4: written by Diablo Cody, who just like is so that

469
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:57,919
Speaker 4: whole like Bang's girl, lip ring sassy.

470
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 1: Like, okay, wait I speak you know Bang's girl. Wait,

471
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: I want to read the bone that I posted on

472
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 1: my Instagram today.

473
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 4: When you saw this, I did good one.

474
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 1: I've humbled kings alone, I fought wars against titans. Still

475
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 1: the foam at the mouth attempting to silence me because

476
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: I am a mirror that reminds them of what they

477
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: cannot have. You mistook me for a possession when I

478
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: was a nuclear weapon all along. You wanted Marilyn Monroe,

479
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: but you got Joan of Arc instead.

480
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 4: That lie that's getting on you, DiFranco.

481
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 1: This guy I know from the Internet was like respond

482
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: to that, just going this is the manifesto of a

483
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 1: Bang's girl who sells vintage lingerie out of her green

484
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Speaker 1: Point apartment.

485
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 4: Okay so literally Diablo, yeah so bad, Yes, so Bangs.

486
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 4: She's like just honestly searching to mention Marilyn Monroe. Right,

487
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 4: It's like just like how could I fit marylynd into That's.

488
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 1: So funny, Like I'm not your Marilyn Monroe, I'm Joan

489
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,880
Speaker 1: of Arc. But it's like, but you're so pin up

490
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: and tattoo and red lipstick, like you're obsessed with Marilyn Monroe.

491
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: You're a little Mormon Monroe and not like famous like

492
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: non binary lesbian neuro divergent icon Joan of Arc.

493
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 4: It's like, and would you even hook up with Jon

494
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 4: of Arc? No?

495
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 3: We literally she wouldn't.

496
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 4: She'd be like, no, I'm a hippocrite.

497
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: A hypocrip is actual.

498
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 4: Kill Mary fuck Okay, Betty Page, Marilyn Monroe, Jon of Arc, Oh.

499
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 5: Mama, okay.

500
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like you would fuck Marilyn Monroe

501
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 1: because you want to meet Milk Brothers with JFK. I

502
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: would No. I mean I'm fucking Joan of Arc for sure,

503
00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:01,719
Speaker 1: her twink ass. Yeah. And then I'm marrying Betty Page

504
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 1: literally retro retro icon and she's like fabulous and we're

505
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: being some Martinis and like Marilyn, I'm sorry, but.

506
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 4: No, Betty Page is being more like mother and it's

507
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 4: like you're going to like the roofs greeting with her,

508
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 4: and like Marilyn is more like sad and just like

509
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 4: acting and just like, yeah.

510
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 1: Are you killing Joan of Arc like in a duel?

511
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm dueling Jon of arc, but I'm diag absolutely

512
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 4: Hopefully I can like.

513
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 5: We can getch you some fencing lessons before that happens.

514
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 4: Hopefully I can sleep with Marilyn Monroe like before that.

515
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 4: And then I'm marrying Betty Page and like we're being

516
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 4: so ptro.

517
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,439
Speaker 5: The two of us are living in this house, but.

518
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 3: Betty Page the dream.

519
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 4: And you're like stealing all of her like bullet bras.

520
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm using a bulletpro as the Martini guy.

521
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 4: Okay, this one is like the most thirteen year old

522
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 4: I hate men. I hate man, I hate man, I

523
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 4: hate man, I hate man, I hate man, I hate man.

524
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 4: Seven the number of completion fuck man.

525
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 3: Okay.

526
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 4: The straightest thing you can say is I hate man.

527
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 1: Thing you can say, well, which is also coined, which

528
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: is the straightest thing you can do, is be by.

529
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: There's nothing straight than a via girl. But then I

530
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: feel like she's also so his hands look like this,

531
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: so mine can look like this. Yes, Like she is

532
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,239
Speaker 1: very like fuck all these boys who don't know how

533
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: to use an axe, who are like so emo, Like

534
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 1: she's an emo girl who's like I date emo guys,

535
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: but fuck emo guys.

536
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 4: Right, Well, she's also that girl that's like, sorry, why

537
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 4: am I so attracted to really pale guys who look

538
00:28:55,320 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 4: like they're about to die? Why am I so weird?

539
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: Like I'm so weird, I can't explain. And I love

540
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: skinny guys with tattoos.

541
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I know everyone thinks they're so ugly, and

542
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 4: it's just like pouring in to like a full model.

543
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:16,719
Speaker 1: Okay, this poem The Loneliest King. He was born with

544
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. He was raised

545
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: by schizophrenic wolves, baptized by fire. He speaks destruction because

546
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: chaos was his first language. His forgiveness isn't free, His

547
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: love leaves scars, generational curse, lost soul. He'll never change

548
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: because he made a home in the sorrow. He built

549
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: a castle out of rage.

550
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 4: Schizophrenic wolves, schizophrenic wolves.

551
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: And that's just kind of her saying that, like he's

552
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: too close to his mom, Like.

553
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like she's a fucking schizophrenic.

554
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 5: Schitzophrenic coloricopter mom.

555
00:29:59,440 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: She's weird.

556
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 4: I was fully shocked that she has three children with Yeah,

557
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 4: and just to go back to his vibe for a moment,

558
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 4: it's just also what places for so high school. I mean,

559
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 4: since he's just like known for being a high schooler,

560
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 4: is like Auston Green. Yeah. His character Nino too, was

561
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 4: like being the youngest one there who was like I'm

562
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 4: gonna rap and being like House of Pain coded and

563
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 4: he was like the original Jamie Kennedy like on Nino

564
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 4: to Ando, like he wasn't so he was kind of

565
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 4: like the sillier one.

566
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: I guess I didn't really watch that to that much,

567
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: but sure, so what you're saying, so I school be like, yeah,

568
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: I like the class clown.

569
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, like he was a little more of the class

570
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 4: clown than actually the punk.

571
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: And she prefers to them as like high school sweethearts,

572
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: and she's just like, yeah, like I'm actually not this

573
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: sex symbol, like I am just like so Christian in Taddy.

574
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 4: I mean that's because she was with him for so long.

575
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they got married in Maui.

576
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 4: Okay, just like classicsleb Yes.

577
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: Lob Well, very brittany. She's only heard of Maui and kancund.

578
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 4: I mean, I remember when they got together. I was

579
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 4: kind of surprised because like she did come on the

580
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 4: scene as like new hot gossip.

581
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: Girls, the hottest girl in history.

582
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like you're dating a guy who's like

583
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 4: fame has been over now for like eleven years.

584
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 1: Basically, yeah, Okay, not to like talk about a woman's appearance,

585
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: but like, do you think she's the hottest woman in history?

586
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,479
Speaker 4: I think she's pretty hot, but I think Angelina Julie

587
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 4: is hotter.

588
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: Agree. I guess I think Megan Bob is hot because

589
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: she like chooses to be hot and like she's hot

590
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: by choice, right, But I don't think she's like otherworldly

591
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: like once an old Boolu Moon hot, like Angela Julie

592
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: has like this incredible face that's like so historic. Yes,

593
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: and like her face is a little bit more like

594
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, she could be like a cheesey girl

595
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: out in leeds, like.

596
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 4: Yeah it's leads, it's gas station, which is I do

597
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 4: find very hot that she's gas station hot.

598
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 5: And she's just being like choker and bracelets.

599
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 4: And like angry and like you know what she her

600
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 4: ULTI vibe is so like eating gummy worms.

601
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: Well, she's very she's mouth stuff, oh, lollipop worms, cherries,

602
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: she cher's cherry tattoos. I mean, because she's a pin

603
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: up girl. So it's like, yeah, she's doing all that.

604
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: But the funny thing is she's not as like fucked

605
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: up and dark as like suicide Girls.

606
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 4: Like she's like, yeah, it's like her dating machine gun Kelly.

607
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 4: It's kind of like.

608
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not even the punk table.

609
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 4: She is like suicide Girls light for guys that are like, oh,

610
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna like fully subscribe to suicide Girls, but

611
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 4: I'll like Megan fox YEP.

612
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's like, do I even know any

613
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: guys like that who're.

614
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 4: Just like fuck Megican Fox Oka.

615
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: Wait, this is the poemi referenced earlier Why I wish

616
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: I was gay. It doesn't matter how beautiful, loyal, nurturing, sexy, witty, charming, smart,

617
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: or altruistic you are, he will still take you for

618
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: a grant again, just fuck man.

619
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 4: Fuck man. It's there's a lot about how like Romeo

620
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 4: is taking you for granted. Wait, this insane poem hold

621
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 4: on One for the Time and Space, And this one

622
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 4: really was crazy. It's about like death, and I wanted

623
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 4: to kind of ask you, like, what do you imagine

624
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 4: your death to be? After I read this? Our therapist

625
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 4: asks us to close our eyes, imagine ourselves old and

626
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 4: at the end of our lives. He asks, is this

627
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 4: your beloved, the person who's holding your hands as you die? Eagerly,

628
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 4: you say yes, Yes, it's me that's holding your hand

629
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 4: at sunset, And I'm there, smiling, weeping as I release

630
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 4: you after our very long, joyful life together back to

631
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 4: the universe. Now it's my turn to answer. I realize

632
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 4: that no, it's not you holding my hand as I die.

633
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 4: It's a nurse named Kathy. Because you stopped at a

634
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 4: bar to listen to a bunch of college girls tell

635
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 4: you that they grew up with your music. They tell

636
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 4: you that you're a legend. Your eyes spars, you live

637
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 4: through their giggles of the lip gloss. And now I

638
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 4: take my last breath with fucking Kathy. She will not smile,

639
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 4: she will not weep. She will check the time as

640
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 4: her shift ends in eleven minutes.

641
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: So now she's dragging Kathy this ry.

642
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 4: Who's like, oh, She's like, oh, you need to get

643
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 4: off your shift. It's like, well, Kathy does need to

644
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 4: get off her shift.

645
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, And also like, I don't know, like Kathy seems

646
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 1: like she's dedicated to her position, and like you should

647
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: be grateful for the time she's spending with you.

648
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 4: She has built up nurse trauma.

649
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 1: So this goes back to your theory her mom is

650
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: a nurse and she is doing her percocette.

651
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 4: Also, it's like, so let me give this straight. You're

652
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 4: dying machine in Kelly is ninety.

653
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: Five and he's stopping at a bar, at a.

654
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 4: Quote unquote college bar.

655
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: And he's getting gassed up by all these lip glossities.

656
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 1: It's just like, so he's such a dick that he's

657
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: like not even coming to your deathbed. Or is it

658
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: more that like she got in a car accident and

659
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 1: you're like come to the hospital and he's like, I will,

660
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: but let me stop it.

661
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, vibe because it's like if they were ninety and

662
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 4: he was going to a college bar, I don't think

663
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 4: those girls would be growing up with his music.

664
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 1: So it's more like really not.

665
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 4: No, So it's more like she's fifty car accident, he

666
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 4: gets the call and then is.

667
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 5: Like, I could also be grad school.

668
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 4: He stops in a grad school.

669
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: Bar, a graduate program.

670
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 4: I mean that's very gay Bridge. Yeah, it's very like

671
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 4: he stopped at Miracle of Science in Central Square for

672
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 4: like one of local Vermont al.

673
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,439
Speaker 1: And there were some girls working on their thesises. We're

674
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: punk fans in the twenty twenties.

675
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 4: They were like, oh my, is that machine gun Kelly?

676
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 4: He said, yeah, just go buy a machine Now They're like,

677
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 4: we love your music. He's like thanks, and.

678
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, actually I have to get to MGH. I'm my

679
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 5: long time partner just took a bad spill.

680
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: But I'll sign your tits. I'll sign your.

681
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 4: Thesis thesis tits.

682
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: Okay, the only one real point to me, only one

683
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: rolling as this year.

684
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there's a few.

685
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, but one that I thought of previously, which is

686
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: a little bit like I feel like you and I

687
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: have been talking this week actually about how there's almost

688
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: this kind of gold rush to the like feminist revisionist

689
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: history of the late nineties two thousand yeomen and like

690
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,800
Speaker 1: everyone is like now just wants to suddenly write a

691
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: think piece about how David Letterman.

692
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 4: Was, and everyone's like me first, me first.

693
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: And like the Brittany book and the Paris Book and

694
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: like the Pamannerson book, Like the pr behind all those

695
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: releases was just like we're finally giving these women who

696
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,919
Speaker 1: never spoke for themselves a voice, and like now where

697
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 1: you know, feminism is back, and.

698
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 4: For Ashelton was like crying. I mean, like, I'm so sorry, I.

699
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: Was so mean and this book is also trying to

700
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: do that. And he'd be like I was on the

701
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 1: cover of Stuff magazine, but like, actually my voice was

702
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: not heard and you didn't realize how like arm fish

703
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: nets that I was right because.

704
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 4: I'm a little bit like Megan Funks, you were little

705
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 4: like after that, I'm like, were we so mean to you?

706
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 4: But maybe?

707
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: I mean I've read multiple think pieces that were like

708
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: I read this thing piece on aol dot com and

709
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,720
Speaker 1: preparation for this that was just like yes, like Megan

710
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,399
Speaker 1: Fox should write a book of poetry and she was

711
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: like pilloried and it wasn't okay, and like even Jezebel

712
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: like made fun of her and that's wrong. But here's

713
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say, Please about this whole like new

714
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 1: movement to revise like that moment, I feel like it's

715
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 1: almost trying to pretend like all the women of that era,

716
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: Megan Funks included, like had no agency or confidence in

717
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: what they were doing, and that there was like no

718
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: cheekiness or self awareness on the part of like the

719
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: commentary around it that there was no irony in the

720
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: enjoyment of it. It's like trying to take all of

721
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: the like fun and like like self awareness and intelligence

722
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: out of that time period.

723
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 4: Well, especially with Paris, I think that really relates words.

724
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 4: She is so hilarious and like, yes, the media was

725
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 4: like mostly her parents were, as we discussed, but like

726
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 4: and the media was being like, she's a bimbo. But

727
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 4: it's just like she played in so much and had

728
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 4: so much fun with them.

729
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: And I think just so many people who were like

730
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: enjoying the women of that moment, like us included, We're

731
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: not enjoying them in a malicious way. Like we were

732
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: like celebrating these women for being iconic, and we thought

733
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: Tara Reid was iconic and then so I'm like, I feel.

734
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 4: Like there's but I will say there I think there's

735
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 4: a ratio. But I also do think we were a

736
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 4: little bit of the minority because I had this thing

737
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 4: happened a lot in college as I you know, started

738
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 4: a lot of my artwork and pop culture, and these

739
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 4: like film professors would always be like, oh, so you

740
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 4: love this. Ironically, we're always trying to hammer being like

741
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 4: I don't get it. So you just love it. And

742
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 4: I'd be like, yes, I love sexles City, like I

743
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 4: love Parishultan and they.

744
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: Were like, but women are stupid.

745
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, They're all like, you know, but these women are

746
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 4: really stupid and like you're smart, young lesbian, you must

747
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 4: like hate them.

748
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: Right, They're like, yeah, because you're like burning your broad

749
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: Lilith fair right right.

750
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 4: I was like, no, they're fabulous, and they like could

751
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 4: they So I'm saying, actually, I mean I am now

752
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,439
Speaker 4: starting a podcast about the media was bad because it's

753
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 4: like because I feel like there were all these like,

754
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 4: you know, more intellectual film and art people who were

755
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 4: just like, all these people are stupid, right, and US

756
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,760
Speaker 4: Weekly is stupid.

757
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: But it's like, you know, Camille Pagley I was writing

758
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: in her Salon column in the two thousands that The

759
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: Real Housewives was brilliant, but obviously she wasn't the minority,

760
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: and yeah, and she's still pillary by the establishment. So

761
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: I do get it to some extent. But I guess

762
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,479
Speaker 1: my other thing is there's a mix.

763
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 4: I think on the one hand, like they're taking away

764
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 4: the agency and then there was like the Diane Sawyers.

765
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 4: I mean, like you're a stupid slutter, aren't you.

766
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: It's partly a lot of the girls who are involved

767
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: in man and folks who are involved in this so

768
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: called gold rush. I think they're exactly the kind of

769
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: people who were saying in the early two thousands that

770
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: this was stupid, this was stupid, and these girls were

771
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 1: guilty pleasures and they were.

772
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 4: Back and the city is bad and.

773
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: Like and so the kind of telling on themselves and

774
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of guilty.

775
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 4: I think it's their apology tour.

776
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the think piece industrial complex is apology tour.

777
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: And it's like, don't drag me into it, because I

778
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: was celebrating the terry Hire time. Yes, thank you, thank you.

779
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 4: There's no tears on our back or whatever.

780
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: Okay, no tears on our back.

781
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 4: The serpent that wrapped around my segments as the lamb

782
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 4: slaughtered you in front of me, and I woke up

783
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 4: with your big cock in my mouth.

784
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,280
Speaker 3: What does she wear?

785
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:43,439
Speaker 4: How does she live?

786
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: What does she eat?

787
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 4: What does she eat?

788
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 1: The apple?

789
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 4: The apple she eats, eaves apples. She is a mom.

790
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 4: So I'm like, she is so applegate turkey in.

791
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 1: The fridge, speaking of apples. Yeah, I feel like she's

792
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: going to lessons or like going to Arowana and just

793
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: buying like way more expensive sausage than Applegate for the kids. Yeah,

794
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: for the kids.

795
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 4: I think there.

796
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: I don't think she's so like and she's so like

797
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: having a subscription thing for the dog.

798
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 4: Like definitely Farmer's dog subscription. Yeah, she's so much arawon

799
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 4: charcoal water activated to the boots.

800
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: The water is black in that black water.

801
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 4: And yeah, I don't think she eats much. And I

802
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 4: think like she is going out to dinner and Machine

803
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 4: gun Kelly and like neither of them are eating because

804
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 4: they're they're literally sitting Nancy and it's black water. It's black.

805
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 4: She might actually be.

806
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 1: So okay, but don't she think she's so hot? Girl

807
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: rules like Taco Bell and she and gun Kelly are

808
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: like doing like a Taco Bell extra photo.

809
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 4: It's trollhoil water nothing. And then but ultimately, is she

810
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 4: so Pita?

811
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: Oh she seems very Peta, but I know we're just

812
00:41:58,680 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: thinking of Pam Anderson.

813
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,399
Speaker 5: But she has a she has a.

814
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 4: Big Peda vibe. But I could still see her being

815
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 4: like impossible contrap supreme.

816
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, which would be Pea. And she's like I love

817
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: the New Impossible.

818
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm doing a collab with them. Yeah.

819
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: Absolutely. I feel like she might be off coffee.

820
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think she's off coffee. I think it's green.

821
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 4: She's also very like that mushroom. She's Rachie. Yeah, she

822
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 4: literally might be Buddha.

823
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 1: I think she's definitely Buddha.

824
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:28,359
Speaker 5: Every wedding into how.

825
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 3: Does she live?

826
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry that came with the mushroom tea.

827
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think there's definitely I feel like she's

828
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: going to that like mushroom. She's not going to the

829
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: Elliott Page Mushroom camp again, but where they make like

830
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 1: but she's hearing about it and like thinks it's cool.

831
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 4: Definitely, and she's like, I wish I could go.

832
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 5: I mean she's still being very like bandage dressed at.

833
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: A red carpet, yeah, tight, showing it off, Yeah you

834
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: got it flying.

835
00:42:54,440 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 2: And then her machine because he's so like in winswer So,

836
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,280
Speaker 2: I do feel like they're being like expensive like cashmir

837
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 2: matching like sweatsuits.

838
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 4: As they watch like old movies together.

839
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: Oh, because they're so punk.

840
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 4: Because they're so punk, and they're watching like Sunset Boulevards.

841
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, and Chinatown and Hitchcock films.

842
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then like fucking midway through. Yeah, is she

843
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 4: podcast listening or having one listening?

844
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: Because she also I'm sure she has a podcast on

845
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,720
Speaker 1: the iHeart Network. She's about to come into the studio

846
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: right now.

847
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 4: I think, do you think?

848
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 1: And it's called like out Foxed with Megan Fox revisiting

849
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: the stories from the late nineties and early two thousands women.

850
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 3: Who are wrong.

851
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 4: Why we need to retell Lassie's story and you need

852
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 4: to listen.

853
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 5: It's also been kind of retross.

854
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 4: Okay, I think she's listening to, like because you.

855
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: Think she'd be like, I'm actually obsessed with Mash. I watched.

856
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 4: I saw her on the train today wearing like a

857
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 4: really like new merch looking Cheers tote.

858
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: Oh jealous, was jealous, but I was like, just got

859
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: back from Boston.

860
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 4: It was like snatched up this Cheers dote and it

861
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 4: was very like different drawings of norm and stuff.

862
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 5: And I oh, it wasn't just the logo, no.

863
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 4: It was like drawings of the characters. I'm like, yeah,

864
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 4: I was.

865
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: Surprised they're like still watching new designs over there?

866
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 4: Yes, they are for them. Does she watch Mash? She

867
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 4: she's a little more Bewitched tv Land, not Mash, just like.

868
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: Also I dream of but remember she's like into history,

869
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 1: and I do feel like there's part of this her

870
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: being like a guys girl where she's a little bit

871
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,760
Speaker 1: like I'm weird, I like Mash.

872
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 4: I don't know she's watching like Nip Tuck. I don't

873
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 4: know she's sitting down to like some apps of Mash.

874
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: I think she watched like she's already seen all she

875
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 1: like O.

876
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 4: She's being reptro school, eating Twizzlers likes and even like

877
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 4: dry and.

878
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Speaker 1: Gummy and red the color of sex, and eats apple

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Speaker 1: and blood.

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Speaker 5: Do you think she's so like blood red bedroom and

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Speaker 5: like huge?

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Speaker 4: I feel like she is that obvious.

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Speaker 1: She's that obvious. She has a huge photograph of lips,

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Speaker 1: like framed.

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00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 4: Huge lips, just like straight up the Andy Warhol like

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Speaker 4: bought it.

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Speaker 1: Like so many She has the indie Warhole Maryland print.

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Speaker 1: She has like a high Feld cycle.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, do you think like her machine?

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Speaker 1: And she has a like a gold bar cart.

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Speaker 4: She's so are they watching like golf porn together or

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Speaker 4: is it just like.

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Speaker 5: Okay, she's like, actually think porn is so interesting.

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Speaker 4: Or they're watching retro porn together from the sixties.

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Speaker 1: I think that she is getting machine gun Kelly, like

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Speaker 1: a limited edition like photographs or like a Playboy from

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Speaker 1: nineteen sixty four, yes, framed, and he's like.

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Speaker 4: This is so dope. Yeah, that's why I love you.

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Speaker 4: Fucking get me. What a chill girl you are getting

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Speaker 4: me retro porn.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, they're at like whatever, like noboo and getting

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Speaker 1: so much like Mayo drenched sushi and there's like eighteen

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Speaker 1: thousand platters of sushi. He's like, this is my girl.

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Speaker 1: She's got me this awesome retro Playboy. This is why, hell, lover,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking marry you.

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Speaker 4: She's like, you're so suxy. But then she's going home

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Speaker 4: and writing on her notes at being like I smiled

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Speaker 4: through dinner but I painted it, and she's obviously the

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Speaker 4: polaroids of course, but also just clicked retro camera pointing shoe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Daniel, Okay, I give this book.

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Speaker 4: Of the book.

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Speaker 3: Okay, woo, my Eve.

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Speaker 4: I didn't sign up to compete in your bullshit beauty patchant.

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Speaker 4: Huh who am I in the book? Oh? I'm nurse.

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Speaker 5: You're like my shift hands at.

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Speaker 4: Eleven looking at my Apple watch I've.

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Speaker 1: Got to go. I'm finishing my thesis in Cambridge and

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Speaker 1: I'm asking machine on Kelly to sign it.

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Speaker 4: Definitely.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, God, so much fun with this.

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Speaker 4: It's so much fun. Fuck it. Merry Christmas, five out

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Speaker 4: a five man, five apples, five blood, so slaughtered lambs.

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Speaker 1: Little serpents. I like serpents too.

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Speaker 4: Celebrity fucking book club with Lily and Stephen. That's right,

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Speaker 4: Lily first this time. Because I Hate Men was produced

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Speaker 4: by my ex who shall not be named. Abou Zafar

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Speaker 4: was the supervising producer and engineer. Mayhe we have a

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Speaker 4: thousand deaths. We once smiled at each other on the

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Speaker 4: street and I thought we'd be together forever till he

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Speaker 4: broke my fucking heart. I Hate Men. This podcast was

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Speaker 4: executive produced by a little lamb named Christina Everett. The

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Speaker 4: song was written by Stephen Phillips Horst, who opened for

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Speaker 4: my boyfriend Machine Gun Kelly. Once. I almost fucked Stephen

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Speaker 4: in front of a machine gun, just to fuck with Kelly,

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Speaker 4: but I didn't, but I told him later that I

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Speaker 4: thought that, and I whispered in his ear. The artwork

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Speaker 4: is really beautiful and it's made by a really close

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Speaker 4: friend Teddy Blanks. This podcast was originally co created with

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Speaker 4: Prola Projects, whose offices are under a river in a

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Speaker 4: land before time when Romeo didn't have a phone. Find

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Speaker 4: us on all iHeart platforms. Subscribe, join the ever Patreon

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Speaker 4: dot com, slash spc the pod