Speaker 1: The second date of date.
Speaker 2: When we go through all the second date email requests
Speaker 2: and we're trying to decide who to call, we should
Speaker 2: probably base that decision on who has the most compelling
Speaker 2: or romantic date story.
Speaker 3: I thought, that's what we've been doing.
Speaker 2: Do you have a realistic chance of actually reaching their
Speaker 2: person and making this whole call worthwhile?
Speaker 1: That's what we should be doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's a good goal.
Speaker 1: That's what a good radio host would do. But I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do that.
Speaker 2: We're gonna call the guy for one reason, and one
Speaker 2: reason only because of his name.
Speaker 3: We've gotten this before. It's turned out well, I support it.
Speaker 2: Because this person signed his email to us Rufer. I
Speaker 2: don't know if that's his profession and he got confused
Speaker 2: if it's a typo or what.
Speaker 1: But it caught my attention.
Speaker 3: It's spelled like a roof or like spelled like a rufer.
Speaker 2: So I just want to find out. Welcome Rufer to
Speaker 2: the show. Okay, So is that your real name or what.
Speaker 5: Real name is Rufus? But uh my bros called me
Speaker 5: Ruffer and that's pretty much what I go.
Speaker 3: By, Okay? Is that is that what you go by
Speaker 3: to your dates?
Speaker 5: Too. Yep, all right, okay, well.
Speaker 2: I literally know nothing about what happened on your date
Speaker 2: or who you were with, because all I saw was rufers.
Speaker 2: So why don't you start us off? Tell us who
Speaker 2: you want us to call today?
Speaker 5: If you guys call it Diana. Kay, we went to coffee,
Speaker 5: all right?
Speaker 3: Well for real, I mean coffee is almost like a pre.
Speaker 1: Date, right, yeah, simple way to downplay his coffee date
Speaker 1: Rufer Okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Think that's plenty romantic. That counts as a date for
Speaker 2: most people, but not for Brook.
Speaker 1: Apparently you say.
Speaker 4: It it's like it could be fifteen to thirty minute experience.
Speaker 2: Right, it's not anyway, Sometimes that's all that people have, Brook.
Speaker 5: So if you guys can just like step just kind
Speaker 5: of killing my right Brook.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm guessing that's not a caffeine buzz Fro.
Speaker 1: Tells about what happened at the coffee shop how to go?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so.
Speaker 3: It didn't start well, oh what does that mean?
Speaker 5: I kinda forgot?
Speaker 3: Well you forgot about the see I told you it was.
Speaker 5: The date jump.
Speaker 1: You better give you so much trap, How did you forget?
Speaker 5: I was maybe a little high at the time.
Speaker 4: There we go, so at what point did you remember
Speaker 4: when she text me, okay, you can just go drive
Speaker 4: now and go like, well, i'll plan it's close.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it was about four blocks from my place. Okay,
Speaker 5: So I text your back like yeah, I'm close, like
Speaker 5: I'll be on my way.
Speaker 3: Well good, Yeah, yeah, it's good. Except for you showed
Speaker 3: up high as a kite.
Speaker 1: We don't know if he even showed up to the date.
Speaker 6: Ye, I mean, did you.
Speaker 5: Did make it there? I did make okay, okay, showered
Speaker 5: and a little disheveled. All I really remember is that
Speaker 5: I got into like a fight with my pants, like.
Speaker 1: A verbal fight or a physical fight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just remember. At some point I was like,
Speaker 5: come on, pants, like they just it wasn't happening.
Speaker 3: Were you sitting down at the coffee shop at this point?
Speaker 5: This is still home. I haven't left yet.
Speaker 1: We're still getting dressed. What happened after that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get the pants on. I win that fight.
Speaker 5: I start booking it down the street. There's only four blocks.
Speaker 4: Running high show up because you feel like you're running
Speaker 4: so fast, like I've been there before. You have no
Speaker 4: concept of time. Time has literally left you.
Speaker 1: I feel like his arms are just flailing all over
Speaker 1: the place. His legs are wobbling. But did you make
Speaker 1: it to the coffee shop, Roofer?
Speaker 5: I thought I did. I went to a coffee shop
Speaker 5: that I believed was the coffee shop, and then text
Speaker 5: you again are you here? And I said, yeah, I
Speaker 5: think so.
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh wait, this isn't a coffee shop,
Speaker 2: this is an empty cardboard box.
Speaker 1: Fight with the box.
Speaker 4: And then did you find Diana?
Speaker 5: I texted her name and she said it was It
Speaker 5: was the wrong coffee shop.
Speaker 1: There's one every dude.
Speaker 4: How is she even still waiting around for you at
Speaker 4: this point?
Speaker 5: You got to cancel for some reason. She did. But
Speaker 5: I finally find it and I find her all right?
Speaker 5: But uh, I mean it is not a good situation. No,
Speaker 5: I'm very high.
Speaker 1: I feel like tickets.
Speaker 4: What did she even say to you?
Speaker 5: You know, I don't entirely remember.
Speaker 2: Shot.
Speaker 5: You know, I ordered a lot of pastries.
Speaker 3: You ate a lot of pastries.
Speaker 5: The higher credit card bill and if okay, do you
Speaker 5: remember anything from your interaction with her? I mean I
Speaker 5: stared at her face a lot. No, that's to be
Speaker 5: pretty complimentary. But at one point her friend showed up.
Speaker 3: She called in backup is what she did that could.
Speaker 5: Be I guess so yeah, I tried to introduce myself,
Speaker 5: but she had to get out of there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you that's not when they asked for
Speaker 2: a threesome.
Speaker 1: That's not a good that's an exit strategy.
Speaker 5: Wow, why do you even want to.
Speaker 4: Make this call?
Speaker 5: Can I say that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Count it as a lot?
Speaker 5: Why do not move on? I mean, she was super cute,
Speaker 5: and I feel like an idiot for messing it up.
Speaker 5: I don't think I would have messed up, you know
Speaker 5: if I didn't get so high.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Like if you were, if you were sober, maybe this
Speaker 2: date would have gone really well and this could have
Speaker 2: been the girl for you.
Speaker 1: I mean, you could be stoned.
Speaker 3: We got a big green mountain to climb to overcome this.
Speaker 2: I mean, I bet he smoked a big green mountain
Speaker 2: right before he got on the phone.
Speaker 5: But I will not confir.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna play a song.
Speaker 2: We'll come back, we'll call Diana for you, and we'll
Speaker 2: try and get you your second date update.
Speaker 5: All right, rufe, all right, thanks?
Speaker 1: Guess all right, hold on, forget the dare programs.
Speaker 2: School should just play this segment to teach kids about
Speaker 2: the dangers of recreational drugs because one of our listeners, Rufer,
Speaker 2: admits he was high and forgot he even had a date,
Speaker 2: but once he remembered, in his rush to make it there,
Speaker 2: he ended up getting into a fight with his own pants.
Speaker 1: He went to the wrong coffee shop, ate.
Speaker 2: A dozen pastries in one sitting, and just stared a
Speaker 2: lot at Diana's face, he thinks, not sure about that,
Speaker 2: imagining it like stone looking at her, like just down
Speaker 2: in Croissan.
Speaker 4: I could see his little bloodshot eyes too in my head.
Speaker 2: Ruffer, I really appreciate you coming on and just being
Speaker 2: so honest and vulnerable with us on the radio.
Speaker 1: It takes a lot of bravery. So good on you. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and your.
Speaker 2: Email says that this date happened about a week ago.
Speaker 2: But I do have a question. At any time, did
Speaker 2: you ever admit to Diana that you were elevated?
Speaker 5: I don't remember, but I don't think that I would have.
Speaker 2: Like I think, I'm just saying if you didn't, then
Speaker 2: maybe we shouldn't bring that.
Speaker 1: Up to her. Probably knows.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I feel like I'm just saying
Speaker 4: she didn't know she can't be the person that dates Rufer.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what I'm saying. If you're that naive
Speaker 3: like you just can't be in a relationship with him.
Speaker 2: I'm totally with you on that, But I just I
Speaker 2: don't think we should lead with it.
Speaker 1: We should get.
Speaker 2: Her perspective about how it went first and see if
Speaker 2: she offers that.
Speaker 1: Are you okay with that?
Speaker 2: Ruffer?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That works. I mean the profile does say I'm for
Speaker 5: twenty friendly, so.
Speaker 3: I always smell it on you, but it doesn't say
Speaker 3: four twenty forgetful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see if she even knows what that means
Speaker 2: or noticed it at all. But we're gonna dial her
Speaker 2: number right now and try and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's do.
Speaker 6: Hello of the Day.
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 1: Is this Diana?
Speaker 6: Is she? Hi?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 2: My name is Jeff from a morning radio show called
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Who are you ask myself?
Speaker 1: That it's a deep question.
Speaker 2: We're a morning radio show and we're doing a segment
Speaker 2: called a second Date Update where we help some of
Speaker 2: our listeners out with their dating lives.
Speaker 6: So then, why are you calling me? I never signed
Speaker 6: up for help? With my dating life.
Speaker 1: Well, good question.
Speaker 2: Yep, you did not reach out to us, but we
Speaker 2: did get a call from a guy who says he
Speaker 2: would love to hang out with you again because your
Speaker 2: first date together didn't go the way that he planned.
Speaker 1: He goes by the name Rufer.
Speaker 7: Oh lord, yeah, he knows.
Speaker 3: It was a little bit of a rough first date.
Speaker 6: It was definitely the weirdest date I'd ever been on.
Speaker 4: Okay, but I mean he told us that he was
Speaker 4: super late and that you hung around, so there must
Speaker 4: have been some good reason while you hung around, like.
Speaker 3: You liked him a lot.
Speaker 7: He looked very cute online, okay, but there was definitely
Speaker 7: something wrong or wrong with him or just wrong altogether.
Speaker 1: Okay, what would give you that impression?
Speaker 6: Let's talk. In the beginning, he kept texting me that
Speaker 6: he was three minutes away. Yeah, he texted that same
Speaker 6: text seven.
Speaker 8: Times, seven times across the period of how much time,
Speaker 8: every ten every ten minutes, Like I was really waiting
Speaker 8: for him to show up and give me like a
Speaker 8: really amazing excuse.
Speaker 6: You know, something happened.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's kind that's good day.
Speaker 6: But when he showed up, it seemed as if he
Speaker 6: had just run a marathon, like in.
Speaker 4: A hot, sexy, listening on your muscles type of way.
Speaker 6: No, like you're the last one coming in in the
Speaker 6: last place.
Speaker 2: Yea, What he did tell us that he was running behind,
Speaker 2: and he was rushing and literally running to make it there,
Speaker 2: So he may not have been quite in his right mind.
Speaker 2: You know, he's a little bit flustered from having rushed.
Speaker 1: To get to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah it wait, so wait were you able to make it?
Speaker 4: Connection?
Speaker 3: Were able to get over that?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 6: I know that he connected very well to the brick
Speaker 6: wall that we were sitting next to, because he kept
Speaker 6: complimenting me and saying that I was as beautiful as
Speaker 6: this brick wall.
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you say to beautiful?
Speaker 6: Thank you? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Okay, strong.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe comparisons aren't quite his forte.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I can tell you that, because next
Speaker 6: he told me that my skin looks so soft it
Speaker 6: could be made into a nice room.
Speaker 1: Okay, but.
Speaker 4: He said it in a nice voice, not in like
Speaker 4: an actual he was going to make a skin.
Speaker 6: Roll, he said, in a voice that could put a
Speaker 6: baby to sleep. It was so nice and lovely.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, sounds like he's trying to be sweet to you.
Speaker 1: But the words that are coming.
Speaker 4: Out, don't you I did, from her perspective, couple red
Speaker 4: flags already.
Speaker 2: So is that kind of the whole thing for you?
Speaker 2: That he you know, he was a little bit out
Speaker 2: of it seeming, and compliments weren't coming out.
Speaker 1: The right way.
Speaker 6: Well, that I could have actually looked past because I
Speaker 6: don't know, maybe he was tired, had a long day.
Speaker 6: But then a friend of mine showed up, like totally
Speaker 6: randomly at the coffee shop, and you know, I just
Speaker 6: went over to talk to her really quickly, and Ruper
Speaker 6: came over and he whispered in my air. He was like, hey,
Speaker 6: this person bothering you.
Speaker 1: No, she's about your friend exactly.
Speaker 6: I said no. I said no, no, that's my friend,
Speaker 6: and he was for back. I would like to fight them.
Speaker 3: Fight was tire a girl?
Speaker 1: I don't it doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: I guess it was a girl.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, I would like to fight.
Speaker 2: He's trying to be shak I'm sure Rufer has a
Speaker 2: very logical, reasonable explanation for his behavior that day, and
Speaker 2: maybe it would sound best actually coming from him him
Speaker 2: because Diana Ruffer is on the other line listening and
Speaker 2: wants to talk to you.
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: We have Ruffer on the other line.
Speaker 5: Ruffer you there, Yeah, how's it going?
Speaker 7: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Pretty chill.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm sorry you had to hear that, but
Speaker 6: I mean they asked me, and I told him the
Speaker 6: truth that that's what happened.
Speaker 5: Oh listen, I mean that that skin robe thing is creepy.
Speaker 5: I don't know why I would say something like that.
Speaker 1: Do you do you remember saying that, Rufer.
Speaker 5: I don't remember saying that. It doesn't sound like something
Speaker 5: I would say.
Speaker 1: Our buddy, Rufer's got a really bad memory.
Speaker 6: You didn't mention that before you left. You kept yelling like, hey,
Speaker 6: I want to show you my ferbie.
Speaker 3: Ferbie, like one of those stuff.
Speaker 1: Do you own a Ferbie Ruffer?
Speaker 5: I mean I do that one. That one's plausible.
Speaker 4: Okay, it makes more sense of the skin robe.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 2: I mean we've kind of danced around this for long enough.
Speaker 2: She's been very understanding throughout this whole call, So maybe
Speaker 2: you should just come clean. I think you owe her
Speaker 2: the honest answer of what was going on that day.
Speaker 5: All right, full disclosure. I was I was a little high.
Speaker 5: I was very high.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was full that was the full disclosure at
Speaker 3: the end.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, don't say.
Speaker 1: Did you get that feeling?
Speaker 5: Diana?
Speaker 6: How often do you get high?
Speaker 5: You know, occasionally.
Speaker 2: Don't give him questions about concepts of time goodness, not
Speaker 2: in his wheelhouse.
Speaker 4: I mean, to Rufer's credit, he did say that he
Speaker 4: was four twenty friendly on his dating profile, So I
Speaker 4: mean you knew that going in, right, I.
Speaker 6: Did, But I have never seen four twenty effects someone
Speaker 6: in that way.
Speaker 2: That's a good question. Was it was it just four
Speaker 2: twenty Rufer? Or was that something else?
Speaker 5: It might have also been like two twenty and then
Speaker 5: three twenty that.
Speaker 6: My head.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Are you high right now?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I shouldn't. I should have rescheduled. That was on me.
Speaker 5: Not a proud moment, and and I'm truly shut.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good. That was I mean, that was good, right, Diana.
Speaker 6: I mean, he is cute, and if you can agree
Speaker 6: to not be high when we meet up, and he
Speaker 6: can bring some of that two twenty three sixty whatever
Speaker 6: he was on, and maybe we could try it together and.
Speaker 1: We can learn some stuff together. Really, he's getting really romantic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know of this.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we can condone that.
Speaker 2: But what we can condone is the two of you
Speaker 2: meeting up again.
Speaker 6: Sure sober at the beginning.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, you know what that You guys are adults.
Speaker 2: What you want to do on your own time, that's
Speaker 2: your business. But our business is to offer to send
Speaker 2: you out on a second date and we'll pay for it.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 1: Diana sounds happier now knowing what.
Speaker 5: The whole deal was.
Speaker 2: It sounds like she's already I know you should have
Speaker 2: sound like you should.
Speaker 1: Have just let off with that ruffer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I should have.
Speaker 6: This whole time. I thought you were like an escape
Speaker 6: mental patience. Is really.
Speaker 5: No, not not to keep bringing up the skin roll thing,
Speaker 5: but that is I am scared of myself that that
Speaker 5: was even in there.
Speaker 6: Don't see that broken Jeffrey in the morning.