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Speaker 1: And welcome back to The Jewel Show. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Dunk Winkleman, and it's time to play America's favorite game

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Speaker 1: show that you've never heard of before that we always

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Speaker 1: play on the show at this time that we are

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Speaker 1: playing for the first time ever. And I don't even

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Speaker 1: know if this is an actual game that has ever existed,

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Speaker 1: but we're making it up right now, and people have

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Speaker 1: loved it for decades. It's the longest running show on

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Speaker 1: TV today, game show, drama show, any kind of show.

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Speaker 1: All right, it's called Betsy, And who's ready to play Betsy? First,

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Speaker 1: we should probably tell you what the hell that I

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Speaker 1: would like to know. It's a really simple game. Basically,

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Speaker 1: all you have to do is tell us if an

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Speaker 1: item is from Gwyneth Paltrow's ridiculously pretentious website. Remember that's

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Speaker 1: the one that sells candles that smell like her of

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Speaker 1: a down their area or Etsy and that's where people

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Speaker 1: sell Mason jars with candles that smell like they're down

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Speaker 1: there are, except nobody cares about theirs. The game is

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Speaker 1: called Betsy, and I'll read off a product. You guys

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Speaker 1: have to tell me if it's from Goop or Etsy.

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Speaker 1: Whoever loses has to buy the last product off of

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Speaker 1: whichever thing it doesn't remember one Paltrow's website. I am

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Speaker 1: not giving money to Gwyneth Paltrow's like it is. It's

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Speaker 1: super expressive to be like that. For the first item

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Speaker 1: in Betsy, Alex Freshing English seven are going to attempt

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Speaker 1: to see if they can guess if this item came

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Speaker 1: from Etsy or Gwyneth Paltrow's stupid website. I'm serious. The

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Speaker 1: product we have here is a headband. It's a wearable

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Speaker 1: device to train your brain toward focus and calm. The

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Speaker 1: headband goes for three hundred dollars and also calms you down,

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Speaker 1: So sure it does. Is this headband that calms you down?

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Speaker 1: From Goop, the Gwyneth Paltrow website or Etsy? I have

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Speaker 1: never been on Goop besides looking at that the candle

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Speaker 1: Downtown Poundtown candle Um. However, I have been on Etsy

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Speaker 1: and it's definitely something I think both of them. It's

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Speaker 1: also I'm gonna go with my final answer as Goop.

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Speaker 1: You're going Goop English, Evan, who do you think makes

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Speaker 1: this calming headband? I'm gonna have to agree with my

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Speaker 1: opponent Alex and say Goop. You're saying Goop, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: that answer is correct. That was I mean, I think

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Speaker 1: the price tag gave it away. We're playing the exciting

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Speaker 1: new game show Betsy, where you just have to guess

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Speaker 1: whether it came from Etsy or Goop Gwyneth Paltrow's dumb

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Speaker 1: website not around two. Remember, whoever loses has to actually

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Speaker 1: buy the item. I hope you have to buy a

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Speaker 1: candle from So far were tied and it's time for

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Speaker 1: the next item in the game show Betsy. Is it

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Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow's website Goop or Etsy? Alex Fresh, I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: We have a coffee mug now. But this is not

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Speaker 1: just any coffee mug, all right, This one has a

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Speaker 1: custom pair of breasts. You your breasts at fact, not

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Speaker 1: yours on everyone, but you can get yours on there.

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Speaker 1: You send a picture and they send you a mug

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Speaker 1: for the price of about thirty dollars per mug. To

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Speaker 1: get a mug made from your own boobs about your

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Speaker 1: own bust on a mugop is my final answer, English setter. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you think that mug is Gooper Etsy? I think

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Speaker 1: actually it sounds more Etsy The mug that you can

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Speaker 1: get made of your own breasts is available on Etsy.

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Speaker 1: Know what. I kind of cheated though. Actually it's so

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Speaker 1: funny too, because I want to stud Etsy. But I

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Speaker 1: swear to god, I heard Brad talking about it yesterday

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Speaker 1: and I thought he was talking about goober I lost. Okay,

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Speaker 1: think about this. I don't want you. Don't want to

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Speaker 1: lose on that one. If you lose and you have

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Speaker 1: to buy em and a bust of your boobs, No,

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Speaker 1: that's gross because that's how you get the thing made.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how it's boobs you'd get. Wait, whoever

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Speaker 1: loses has to buy the item, So I'm saying, let

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Speaker 1: me ask another question. And because an item though the item,

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Speaker 1: the mug has to be the mug if the one

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Speaker 1: that you had lost. Oh oh, so I get it.

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Speaker 1: I got it lost yet I get what? Also, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to go seven having a lug of my

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Speaker 1: wife's pressure. You can just like regifted to me. I

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Speaker 1: love that thing. Also, if you're thinking of anything to

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Speaker 1: get me for my birthday coming up, Alex, all right,

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Speaker 1: last question. We have here an automatic joint roller for

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Speaker 1: when you want to joint but extreme OCD it rolls

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Speaker 1: a perfect shaped joint every single time, so you don't

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Speaker 1: have to think about rolland you're joint. You go seven.

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Speaker 1: You can go first. Oh you want me to go first? Okay,

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Speaker 1: final answer, Etsy. My final answer was going to be Etsy,

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Speaker 1: but since he took it, you could go the same.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go no, because then we would, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you'd automatically lose. I have to go goop because it's

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Speaker 1: the only chance I have of winning. So just going goop.

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Speaker 1: It's it's goop. Yes, I just got Curt, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. There you go. Nice. So there you go.

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Speaker 1: And that was a very successful round. I think, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, I got to work through the game, but

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Speaker 1: it more. But it's still fun to find out what

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Speaker 1: is on each one of those websites. It's tragic. I

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Speaker 1: don't say it was tragic. That was a train wreck. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that wasn't And that was the game, Betsy, whether

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Speaker 1: it's Goop or Etsy, tune in next time whenever, that is,

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Speaker 1: when we play that game, if we ever play every day,

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Speaker 1: and I want a joint roller and je will want

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Speaker 1: a pair of my boobs on a mug. Yes, what

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Speaker 1: was the first thing? A headband? I could use a headband. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well you can buy that one for yourself. It's three

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Speaker 1: hundred bucks. In no way