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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Chivago. I'm the guidance counselor here at Puppy

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Speaker 1: Lounge and Daycare. I was looking to speak with Emma. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is this is her. Hi, Emma, I'm calling in

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Speaker 1: regards to your puppy who's been staying with us for

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Speaker 1: a few days. Oh yeah, I'm picking Checkers up tomorrow. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well no you're not. I'm sorry. Well Checkers is the

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Speaker 1: name that you had given your puppy when you dropped

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Speaker 1: it off here. Yes, because that's his name. Right. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm the guidance counselor here at Puppy Lounge and Daycare

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Speaker 1: and I needed to speak with you before you come

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Speaker 1: pick up your dog. What is the problem. Well, I

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Speaker 1: have had a few days to meet with your puppy

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Speaker 1: and we've had a few long conversations. And the name Checkers,

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Speaker 1: which you had given to him, yes, he does not

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Speaker 1: like at all. So we've renamed him and his name

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Speaker 1: is now Oswaldo. I beg your pardon. Yes, what do

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Speaker 1: you mean his name is Oswaldo? That's not his name,

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Speaker 1: that's the name that he chose. And that's what he

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Speaker 1: would like to be called. Okay, Checkers is a dog

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Speaker 1: and he's a smart dog. But no, you don't get

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Speaker 1: to rename my dog. What is a dog counselor. I

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Speaker 1: don't understand what that means. I'm the guidance counselor here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I'm sort of a dog whisper, if you will,

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Speaker 1: I meet with all the puppies and I try to

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Speaker 1: find out about their home life. Now things are going,

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Speaker 1: and your dog formerly known as Checkers, shared with me

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Speaker 1: that he didn't like the name one bit and was

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Speaker 1: very embarrassed by it. So I counseled him and we

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Speaker 1: spoke for a while, and he said he wanted to

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Speaker 1: be called Oswaldo. So we've been training him to answer

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Speaker 1: to his new name, Oswaldo here, and he's really been

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Speaker 1: training him to answer to a new name. He can't

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Speaker 1: do that is that is not no, No, that's not

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Speaker 1: his name. I'm not calling him as Waldo. He's not

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Speaker 1: telling you that he doesn't like his name. And this

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Speaker 1: is exactly what Oswaldo said. You would be like when

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Speaker 1: I broke Christ if you're talking about Checkers, No, Checkers

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Speaker 1: is his name, not Oswaldo. And Checkers didn't say anything.

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Speaker 1: Cheer the name that Checkers is the name that you

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Speaker 1: gave your puppy, because that's his name. He also said

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Speaker 1: that you never spoke with him about what he would

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Speaker 1: like to be called, and that's also very okay. You

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Speaker 1: can't rename my dog. This is not your dog. This

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Speaker 1: is my dog. My dog's name is Checkers. I picked

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Speaker 1: the name because I thought it was cute, and it

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Speaker 1: is cute, and he's a cute dog. And you get

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Speaker 1: to roll in here. I don't. I don't know you.

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Speaker 1: I have never met you. You are a stranger to me.

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Speaker 1: This is my dog. You don't take care of him.

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Speaker 1: I do. This is my dog. You can't just show

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Speaker 1: up and rename him. That's not how this works. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I hope. We're gonna have to get to this point.

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Speaker 1: But before we can release Oswaldo back into your care,

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Speaker 1: you're going to need to come Oh that's not his name. Stop?

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Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? God? We're going to need

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Speaker 1: you to come in here for a week of intensive

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Speaker 1: couples counseling with thus Waldo. You no, I will not

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Speaker 1: be doing that couple's counseling with my dog. No. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm coming down there right now. I'm going to get

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Speaker 1: Checkers because that's his name, Checkers. No, it's not you

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Speaker 1: need to Oh my gosh, shut up. His name is Checkers.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get him right now. I am going

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Speaker 1: to sue your off and I'm going to ruin your company.

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Speaker 1: I cannot possibly be the first person who did this,

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Speaker 1: so I'm surprised I'm the first person to tell you this.

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Speaker 1: This is this is ridiculous. I'm going there right now

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Speaker 1: and getting Checkers shay as Waldo one more time. Will

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Speaker 1: I think you don't want me to what do you think, genius? No, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't because of his name is Checkers, not as Waldo,

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Speaker 1: and you are a idiot. Well then I'll just let

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Speaker 1: you know that this is actually Jubil from the Jubil

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.

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Speaker 1: Set you up. What it's a joke. Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: They said that you dropped your dog off for take care.

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Speaker 1: For the first time, I wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, I just like freaked

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Speaker 1: out that these guys renamed my dog. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.