WEBVTT - Organ Trail: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, do you want to see me in Langston live

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<v Speaker 1>in the Flash looking cute. We'll come on out to

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<v Speaker 1>the Allegian Theater where we are doing a live version

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<v Speaker 1>of My mom and told me the first live version

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<v Speaker 1>featuring Langston and myself. Hell yeah, my mama told me

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<v Speaker 1>live David and myself together. We're gonna be doing the

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<v Speaker 1>damn thing at the Allegian Theater February seven, thirty pm.

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<v Speaker 1>We would love for you to see it. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have special guests. We're gonna have Q and A. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna throw stuff at the audience. Probably it's gonna be Mayhem.

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<v Speaker 1>motherfucking motherfucking many epis, bang bang bang, skeet skeep skeet there,

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<v Speaker 1>it is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another phenomenal episode of My Mama told me. The podcasts

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<v Speaker 1>of times deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories

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<v Speaker 1>and we finally worked to prove the theories that you

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<v Speaker 1>the listener have at home. It's a motherfucking many episode. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna answer one of your questions. But boy or girl,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm progressive, fuck them is what we we say

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<v Speaker 1>over here. Fuck they's in them, Suck them all, That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I say. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna read read

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<v Speaker 1>some bullshit you sent us, and and and argue about

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<v Speaker 1>whether or not this, this conspiracy is worth our time. Frankly,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we've a lot of you have wasted a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of our precious time with your bullshit, which is

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<v Speaker 1>crazy because time it were ship. You see the ship

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<v Speaker 1>I'm reading, So you had to really go out of

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<v Speaker 1>your way to waste it. Really had to double blow it. Idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna watch milk Manner after this. Wait, what's milk manner? Dog?

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<v Speaker 1>It's so terrible, It's like it's the end of I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to even get it. Have to get into

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<v Speaker 1>this milf manner, just like they get ten milks in

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<v Speaker 1>in like a house that's where gone. They get like

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<v Speaker 1>ten milks in a house in Mexico and they're all like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking to find lovel you know, milk the dating

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<v Speaker 1>show ship and then they bring the ten dudes, right,

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<v Speaker 1>the ten dudes are their sons. No, oh yo, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the most it's crazy, it's disgusting. So this lady who's

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<v Speaker 1>could be my son's mother is now fucking my son

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<v Speaker 1>in a home where I read I lay my old head.

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<v Speaker 1>They make them pair rooms together, but not with your mom. No,

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<v Speaker 1>with your mom, so you and it's worse though, because

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<v Speaker 1>now you and your mom are in the room together,

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<v Speaker 1>and your mom might try to sneak out at night

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<v Speaker 1>to go get piped out, which happened on the first night.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's terrible, and it's like and it's she knows,

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<v Speaker 1>she knows when I'm sucking and vice versa, you know

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<v Speaker 1>when she's sucking. Fu bro. It's so dark, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>because it's like all the moms are kind of like wild,

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<v Speaker 1>and then all the Suns you can tell they're fucked

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<v Speaker 1>up from having hot moms. So this is like the

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<v Speaker 1>ultimate Oedipus ship, you know what I mean. Like all

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<v Speaker 1>the Sun's interviews are like, oh, I've always been into

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<v Speaker 1>older women, blah blah blahah. Like there was one where

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<v Speaker 1>the son and his mom, he was like the son

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about the mom because my mom's got bigg

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<v Speaker 1>ass fig titties, and he was like, everybody's always paying

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<v Speaker 1>attention to my mom from the chest up. And she's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know you liked when you were a thirsty baby.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like, it's terrible, it's terrible. It's don't say that,

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<v Speaker 1>she says it. She says it a punch. And then

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<v Speaker 1>and then like the moms are playing head games with

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<v Speaker 1>the other moms. So like the mom one mom is

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<v Speaker 1>down there on the beach with this other lady's son,

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<v Speaker 1>and this other lady's up there with her son and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, hey, have fun on the beach. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go to the villa with your son. It's wild, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like we're done as a society, but the ship

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<v Speaker 1>is crazy. It's there are times where like I genuinely

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<v Speaker 1>go like maybe I'm maybe I'm a cynic right, Like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I live in this space where like there are

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<v Speaker 1>things to be hopeful for and I'm often overlooking them

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<v Speaker 1>because the of like my cynical whatever nature. Maybe there's

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<v Speaker 1>something negative inside of me and I gotta reflect on that.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you hear stuff like we're gonna kill you

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<v Speaker 1>and fun your women. Yeah, it's that living in my

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<v Speaker 1>head all the time. Yeah, that's the problem. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that too, because I'll be like, man, I'm so dramatic,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so heavy handed. This can't be going. This is

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<v Speaker 1>America's working fine. And then you pull up and you

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<v Speaker 1>watch Milk Manner and it's like, it's like, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give a spoiler alert to anybody who's watching Milk Manner.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the first episode they have to like they dropped,

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<v Speaker 1>write all these secrets on a piece of paper and

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<v Speaker 1>you have to go up and buy the secret, pick

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<v Speaker 1>if that was your mom or your son. And the

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<v Speaker 1>one was like the one was like I supped with

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<v Speaker 1>your best friend. Fuck and of course it was one

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<v Speaker 1>of the buds. And then oh boy ready and he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't he he doesn't know what to do. He just

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<v Speaker 1>gets drunk and nake it and goes in the swimming pool.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Mom's like, can we go upstairs and talk

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<v Speaker 1>about this? It's just like fee, it's like, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what's so it's so fascinating because she had other secrets,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what I mean? Like you didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to do that? Well here, wait, here's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if you're a bad mom, which you objectively are,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're on this show where you fuck in front

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<v Speaker 1>of your son, even if you and your son's relationship

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<v Speaker 1>is not at its best, then you don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to navigate these choices. You still don't have to tell

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<v Speaker 1>him that you fucked his best friend. There's a scale

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<v Speaker 1>to awful women and people in general that that lives,

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<v Speaker 1>and you didn't have to be the worst kind of it.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, so here's what I will go to bat

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<v Speaker 1>for this terrible mom. She was kind of foreign, right, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>don't don't do no Dutch ship. She was an Asian woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know the type. I'm not trying to go there,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was like, he was like, why would you

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<v Speaker 1>even write that down? And she was like, because I

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<v Speaker 1>knew you would never guess it. So she was she

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to play that she didn't know she was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to reveal it later. She was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be a games man. What a fucking it's a it's

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<v Speaker 1>a it's a mess, it's a man. And then like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a mess. It's when you said milv manner, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were going to talk about that Tay Diggs

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<v Speaker 1>Hulu show where he like helps those nice old ladies

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<v Speaker 1>fine love again. No, this is the opposite of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. This is like, this is what we should

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<v Speaker 1>have known this was coming. And all that step form

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<v Speaker 1>started coming out. I was like, we're done. It's done somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>because somebody's gonna wanna make the g rated version of that.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what this is. It's all incestuous. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>long looks between mothers and sons and like just like

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<v Speaker 1>all this goofy It's it's very terrible fun. Man. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>but Amazon Prime and check it out. New episodes thursdays,

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<v Speaker 1>back to back. Get you and my mama told me

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<v Speaker 1>many episode and then go watch milf Manner. Milk Manner.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's an m m m m m type situation.

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<v Speaker 1>It's definitely m a. You should have seen his face

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<v Speaker 1>when she was like because she was like, she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to She was like, I'll tell you, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to explain because they're like He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>which one was yours? And she's like, I'll say it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not gonna explain it to you. And then

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<v Speaker 1>she said it in his whole face, because like he

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even like she told him in a silly way.

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<v Speaker 1>She told it in a dramatic in front of everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he just got naked and got in the

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<v Speaker 1>pool because sometimes you don't know what to do with

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<v Speaker 1>your emotions. Al Right, well, we gotta get to this email.

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<v Speaker 1>But god damn it, does this put a damper on

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<v Speaker 1>any silliness that this person probably is spewing. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be good. It's gonna be good for you. You've

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<v Speaker 1>already processed all of this. I'm sensitized. I told you

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<v Speaker 1>I love smut. Yeah, this is man, This is fully

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<v Speaker 1>scarred for you. This is an open wound for me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm I'm covered in salt. Maybe I You know.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst part is you're gonna have to watch it

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<v Speaker 1>like now, it's just a countdown until you get to it. David,

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<v Speaker 1>I opened the page immediately. Yeah, okay, so you see

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<v Speaker 1>the milves. I'm in Atlanta alone. I am milk manner.

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<v Speaker 1>Is my evening? Atlanta Atlanta alone will get you wild. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter where you end up, it's probably not good. No,

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<v Speaker 1>none of this, none of this city is supporting version

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<v Speaker 1>of me. You're gonna have a couple of drinks and

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be like, maybe I go to the Claremont Louns.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a natural progression. It is Wednesday. I'm at the strip.

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<v Speaker 1>Clubs are are better on the weekdays? Yeah, to get

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<v Speaker 1>all the riff raff out. There's no bridge and tunnels.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just purists. That's what I'm talking about. Denver, go

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<v Speaker 1>to Dandy Dance on a Thursday. Talk to that crew.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like two of them. We got an email, uh

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<v Speaker 1>from a person. I don't know how to transition out

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<v Speaker 1>of that. So so we got an email from a

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<v Speaker 1>person who I imagine wants us to go by the

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<v Speaker 1>name that they wrote at the bottom and not their

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<v Speaker 1>their email name. But they signed off and I think

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<v Speaker 1>you'll enjoy this. They signed off as Curly Cooter. Curly

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<v Speaker 1>Couter is the name that they gave us as there

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<v Speaker 1>as their goodbye. Where are you at with Curly Couter?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a white woman. No, it's not a white woman.

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<v Speaker 1>It is not. It's just a very country black man.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe this is a a bio. She's biracial. Is

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<v Speaker 1>this comes up in in her conversation. But she's biracial,

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<v Speaker 1>half black, half Mexican. Okay and worth noting she said.

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<v Speaker 1>She says she has a fatass despite having the Mexican dad.

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<v Speaker 1>We all know that they get it something. Well, this

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<v Speaker 1>person in there, thick as daddy sent us to me. Emil,

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<v Speaker 1>She said, Hey, horrors and happy New Year. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a conspiracy that I would like to hear you all tackle.

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<v Speaker 1>I work in transplant infectious disease research. Genius ship. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you don't even believe it exists. No, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't do that. I was like, Oh, it's just it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. Uh, And she says and as a person

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<v Speaker 1>of color, black and Mexican black, Mama biraciel for the winds.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, my ass is fat despite me having

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<v Speaker 1>a Mexican dad. I hear a lot of black people

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<v Speaker 1>saying they are not organ downers because they don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to get into a car crash and have their organs

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<v Speaker 1>harvested for transplantation instead of having their own lives saved.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you take a look at this and do your

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<v Speaker 1>quote unquote research, she said, Googling and clicking on the

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<v Speaker 1>first few links and is not research, but it's still

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<v Speaker 1>hard work and makes for great content. Sincerely a legitimate

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<v Speaker 1>scientific researcher medically speaking, I know this doesn't happen, or

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<v Speaker 1>does it, but I'm curious to see what historical basis

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<v Speaker 1>this conspiracy may have loved the podcast and the buffoonery

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<v Speaker 1>by bitch Curly Couder. I don't know if I called yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't that that that word felt a little pointed.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's from I think that's from your dad's side. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love your big lippery that a monkey livery, that conventions,

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<v Speaker 1>big old gums be flatting at each other, knuckles dragon ball,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all around whatever, kids you're living. Yeah, you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>always I man, this one is hard. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard a lot of black people talk about

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't. I haven't heard a lot of people in general,

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<v Speaker 1>because I've heard this type of thing come up when

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<v Speaker 1>people talk about organ donors, and I feel like, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't talk to people about it or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>But I haven't. I don't, I don't. So she says

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<v Speaker 1>that black people say that they are more more often

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<v Speaker 1>than not, saying they don't want to donate their organs

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<v Speaker 1>at the risk that by by consenting to organ donation.

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<v Speaker 1>They will intentionally kill you to harvest the organs for

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<v Speaker 1>future people in need. I feel like we just wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to get cut up like that after I don't.

0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:10.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it feels like it's that you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like for black people, it's much more just about

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<v Speaker 1>like maintaining the body. I I don't know. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>on my element on this one, to be honest, I

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<v Speaker 1>wish I had, like I can't. I'm trying to, like

0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:27.480
<v Speaker 1>think I've never had really a conversation about this with anybody. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I I don't think it can be about cutting up

0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:33.760
<v Speaker 1>the body. Otherwise we're just dummies because they take your

0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:37.160
<v Speaker 1>organs out either way, Like it's not like they like

0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:39.480
<v Speaker 1>leave your liver in there. I don't think they like

0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:50.200
<v Speaker 1>I think, at least if I'm understanding correctly, and I

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<v Speaker 1>that I think they have other ways of getting in

0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:57.560
<v Speaker 1>there besides your tell me the way I think they

0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:02.520
<v Speaker 1>we're all dummies. You're not knowing what happens when you die.

0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:05.720
<v Speaker 1>You tell me where then are they're gonna get my pancreas.

0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:09.680
<v Speaker 1>I think they cut through the middle more than reach up,

0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:14.280
<v Speaker 1>like it's a fucking claw machine at the Oh, so

0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.440
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna cut your tors So, I mean, I guess

0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:18.960
<v Speaker 1>nobody's gonna get buried in like a like a like

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<v Speaker 1>a but two piece. Yeah. The only risk is those

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<v Speaker 1>like Mexican funerals where they like stay in the camp.

0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:32.600
<v Speaker 1>You've never seen these funerals where they like like a

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<v Speaker 1>real racist cartoon you saw in like a bathroom. Truly,

0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:39.120
<v Speaker 1>they exist, and I wish that I wasn't I was lying,

0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:42.480
<v Speaker 1>But truly, there are like some some thug acts Mexican

0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:45.920
<v Speaker 1>motherfucker's that like to like leave the dude in action

0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:49.000
<v Speaker 1>for the ship that he used to do, and they're

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<v Speaker 1>like stand dudes up in their former form with like

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<v Speaker 1>regular ass clothes on and be like peace out or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>just like, oh, he loved fishing. So here's the point. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>here he is on a motorcycle again. And you say,

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<v Speaker 1>by that way, I guess I like that. It's pretty

0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:11.640
<v Speaker 1>fu cool. I'll be honest, that's pretty fun. That'd be

0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:14.760
<v Speaker 1>pretty funny. I think if somebody I just want somebody

0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:17.000
<v Speaker 1>to pose me in a high five and everybody just

0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:20.800
<v Speaker 1>going to circle just hit me. Yeah, that's good, that's good.

0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:23.400
<v Speaker 1>That's good, like or like, is there a way for

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<v Speaker 1>me to lie. Man, this is difficult now because I

0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:28.200
<v Speaker 1>have to think about the one thing I'm known for.

0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:31.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, you know what I would really want is

0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:35.400
<v Speaker 1>uh is everybody, I just do the second symbol one

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<v Speaker 1>more time, just oh yeah, yeah, do a d X.

0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:40.840
<v Speaker 1>And if they can figure out a way to make

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<v Speaker 1>my arms move, like if you can put them on

0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:45.840
<v Speaker 1>some like they can make the arms move back and

0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:49.600
<v Speaker 1>it's doing that'd being tight. If they could make my

0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:51.840
<v Speaker 1>arms move, I don't wanna. I'd want to do the

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<v Speaker 1>Harlem shake. Show everybody from a class of oh five

0:16:56.840 --> 0:17:03.080
<v Speaker 1>that I do know how to dance. Yeah yeah yeah.

0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:05.760
<v Speaker 1>And when you're when you're really shaking, people can like

0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:10.160
<v Speaker 1>grab your collar even they all do up a little

0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:15.760
<v Speaker 1>bit like fucking nail it one more time, go crazy,

0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:30.200
<v Speaker 1>just like you live. I will say that to Curly's

0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:39.359
<v Speaker 1>email ms Cooter. I I do think that instinct makes

0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:42.600
<v Speaker 1>sense of being like, well, y'all, y'all do kill us

0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:48.760
<v Speaker 1>relatively like intentionally and frankly sort of like carelessly, you

0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:50.200
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? You don't even give a ship

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<v Speaker 1>half the time that you're killing us. So the idea

0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:56.359
<v Speaker 1>that maybe I would have a resource that you could

0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:59.160
<v Speaker 1>benefit from knowing that. Like, I don't give a funk

0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:01.880
<v Speaker 1>one way or the other. If this dude lives feels

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<v Speaker 1>like a real possibility. I don't put it past society

0:18:06.160 --> 0:18:09.320
<v Speaker 1>to want to take from me even after the grave. Yeah,

0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:12.199
<v Speaker 1>that's what I will say. I don't trust them to

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, you're dead now now it's an even

0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:18.720
<v Speaker 1>playing field, right, I don't trust that at all. But

0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:21.000
<v Speaker 1>now part of me wants my organs because could you

0:18:21.080 --> 0:18:23.200
<v Speaker 1>imagine your Harlem shaking with a dead guy and then

0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:26.119
<v Speaker 1>his appendix flops up. That's disgusting. So now I'm like,

0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:29.480
<v Speaker 1>take them on right you want it to be, And honestly,

0:18:29.560 --> 0:18:32.160
<v Speaker 1>you'll probably be more loose without organs and there, which

0:18:32.200 --> 0:18:35.159
<v Speaker 1>means that Harlem shake will be even shakier. And if

0:18:35.240 --> 0:18:36.919
<v Speaker 1>I live as long as I think, I'm going to

0:18:37.119 --> 0:18:43.920
<v Speaker 1>the Mary and that technology, by then I'm doing all

0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:46.760
<v Speaker 1>the dances from the nineties. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel

0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:49.719
<v Speaker 1>like by the time you die, Marionettes are gonna be

0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:52.320
<v Speaker 1>like back in style. That's what I'm be like, how

0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:56.359
<v Speaker 1>like yo Yo's came back that for like that three years,

0:18:56.920 --> 0:19:01.880
<v Speaker 1>and I bet you motherfucker's are doing trade crazy. I'm

0:19:01.960 --> 0:19:09.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm gonna snap so hard to break, and he's

0:19:09.920 --> 0:19:12.119
<v Speaker 1>gonna be able to like snap you back in place

0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:15.760
<v Speaker 1>in Yeah, he's gonna be like able to twist his

0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:18.760
<v Speaker 1>fingers just a little bit and your whole spine realigned.

0:19:18.960 --> 0:19:21.080
<v Speaker 1>That's why I want to die. It's for the dance moves.

0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh sure, I've never been the dancer that I thought

0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:28.040
<v Speaker 1>I could be in the in this mortal coil. I

0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:38.960
<v Speaker 1>just want to die for the peace and quiet anyway.

0:19:40.280 --> 0:19:42.679
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted how to leave me alone. I just

0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:47.840
<v Speaker 1>want to break. But no, he currently goes on to

0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:52.120
<v Speaker 1>to sort of suggest I guess that, or rather it's

0:19:52.160 --> 0:19:54.199
<v Speaker 1>it's less of their suggestion at this point. But I

0:19:54.240 --> 0:19:57.760
<v Speaker 1>will say that I do believe in the possibility that

0:19:58.119 --> 0:20:01.679
<v Speaker 1>this is a real threat for some people, or at

0:20:01.720 --> 0:20:03.679
<v Speaker 1>least they feel that real threat. And then if you

0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:09.920
<v Speaker 1>tack on the fear from uh like actual organ harvest

0:20:09.960 --> 0:20:13.320
<v Speaker 1>thing that happens all over the world. But some of

0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:16.480
<v Speaker 1>me really starts to buy into the ship. Yeah I could,

0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:19.679
<v Speaker 1>I could. I could. I mean, I don't, man, I

0:20:19.720 --> 0:20:22.440
<v Speaker 1>am not up on organs, I'll tell you that. But

0:20:23.640 --> 0:20:26.240
<v Speaker 1>I can see any of that because it's like because

0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:29.159
<v Speaker 1>the thing about death is like who's watching you? Your

0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:31.000
<v Speaker 1>people aren't gonna be able to come get you for

0:20:31.040 --> 0:20:35.080
<v Speaker 1>a little bit, right, so you die and then you're

0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:38.560
<v Speaker 1>just dead in the room for a minute. Yeah right,

0:20:38.640 --> 0:20:41.399
<v Speaker 1>they could do whatever. Yeah. I was reading about like

0:20:41.560 --> 0:20:45.119
<v Speaker 1>actual organ harvesting that they know for sure is happening

0:20:45.840 --> 0:20:50.040
<v Speaker 1>all over the world, and a part of me then thought, well,

0:20:50.320 --> 0:20:53.199
<v Speaker 1>you know, even the all over the world suggestion that

0:20:53.240 --> 0:20:56.359
<v Speaker 1>you read and all of these articles is bullshit, right that,

0:20:56.440 --> 0:20:58.960
<v Speaker 1>like they say all over the world in order to

0:20:59.040 --> 0:21:03.639
<v Speaker 1>kind of like make the US the exception to everywhere else,

0:21:04.040 --> 0:21:08.520
<v Speaker 1>when in fact, it's probably also happening here. We just

0:21:08.600 --> 0:21:11.400
<v Speaker 1>have foreign eyes the language around it to make it

0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:14.960
<v Speaker 1>us better than them somehow. And we're Americans. We're gonna

0:21:14.960 --> 0:21:17.199
<v Speaker 1>flip anything for some money. I mean, that's like the

0:21:17.240 --> 0:21:19.080
<v Speaker 1>thing in this country, right, you could do whatever you

0:21:19.119 --> 0:21:22.359
<v Speaker 1>want as long as you make some money. Yeah, And

0:21:22.440 --> 0:21:25.000
<v Speaker 1>I I feel like you and I both know we

0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:28.639
<v Speaker 1>have met people in our lives who definitely would go

0:21:28.800 --> 0:21:32.360
<v Speaker 1>the route of Oregon harvest thing if the money were right. Oh.

0:21:33.840 --> 0:21:37.040
<v Speaker 1>I've also met dudes that like nobody would give a

0:21:37.040 --> 0:21:43.320
<v Speaker 1>funk if you took his plat. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I

0:21:43.359 --> 0:21:47.800
<v Speaker 1>know it's dark to say, but like, nobody's coming after

0:21:47.880 --> 0:21:51.359
<v Speaker 1>this guy's long. If you take anything, whatever you take

0:21:51.400 --> 0:21:54.560
<v Speaker 1>from them, it doesn't police aren't even gonna recorded. It

0:21:54.640 --> 0:21:56.760
<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter, because how can you tell You're not gonna

0:21:56.800 --> 0:21:59.080
<v Speaker 1>be looking at me dancing and be like, oh, he

0:21:59.160 --> 0:22:08.720
<v Speaker 1>looks like he doesn't have a globladder. Yeah, yeah, nobody's

0:22:08.760 --> 0:22:12.760
<v Speaker 1>nobody's checking in. I nobody knows. Nobody knows how much

0:22:12.800 --> 0:22:15.560
<v Speaker 1>the organs cost, and who are they going to? Those

0:22:15.560 --> 0:22:18.680
<v Speaker 1>are my big questions. I see. That's the tough part

0:22:18.760 --> 0:22:21.480
<v Speaker 1>because a part of it it's happening worldwide. That means

0:22:21.520 --> 0:22:27.360
<v Speaker 1>there's a worldwide market for fresh organs. Right, yeah, I mean,

0:22:27.480 --> 0:22:31.320
<v Speaker 1>I guess the the previous suggestions I've read about or

0:22:31.480 --> 0:22:34.679
<v Speaker 1>maybe this is also weird conspiracy theory, but was that

0:22:34.880 --> 0:22:39.840
<v Speaker 1>rich people use the organs to help make themselves live longer.

0:22:40.560 --> 0:22:45.040
<v Speaker 1>It's like having like a direct line to like some

0:22:45.160 --> 0:22:49.679
<v Speaker 1>replaceable broken ship in your body type thing. Wait are

0:22:49.720 --> 0:22:53.120
<v Speaker 1>you talking about, because the organs are dead if you're dead. Yeah,

0:22:53.160 --> 0:22:55.800
<v Speaker 1>but the whole point of organ donation is that they

0:22:55.840 --> 0:23:00.560
<v Speaker 1>can like revive some of these muscles, these instruments, Right,

0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:03.439
<v Speaker 1>So you're talking about like plugging. It's like you ever

0:23:03.520 --> 0:23:06.879
<v Speaker 1>going to a picking pool. Yeah, exactly, it's like a

0:23:06.920 --> 0:23:10.040
<v Speaker 1>picking poll, Like, oh I need a new starter. Yeah,

0:23:10.160 --> 0:23:13.399
<v Speaker 1>Like my liver is fucked. I have like some type

0:23:13.440 --> 0:23:16.960
<v Speaker 1>of you know, either like disease or damage to it.

0:23:17.480 --> 0:23:20.280
<v Speaker 1>I have enough money and I'm not gonna you know,

0:23:20.440 --> 0:23:22.679
<v Speaker 1>doctors would make me go on some list where I

0:23:22.720 --> 0:23:25.760
<v Speaker 1>wait this many years behind this many people. But I

0:23:25.800 --> 0:23:30.560
<v Speaker 1>want my ship immediately fixed. I can get this little

0:23:30.560 --> 0:23:34.479
<v Speaker 1>black baby's liver and get back to fucking and sucking

0:23:34.800 --> 0:23:39.680
<v Speaker 1>on this really tall mountain or whatever. The fun says.

0:23:40.200 --> 0:23:43.320
<v Speaker 1>Most people get one to ten thousand dollars for their kidney.

0:23:43.680 --> 0:23:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's that's not good. Yeah, that's not good. But

0:23:47.640 --> 0:23:52.040
<v Speaker 1>I will say that's when you're selling your kidney straight up.

0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:56.760
<v Speaker 1>That's when I am consenting to sell my kidney. I'm

0:23:56.760 --> 0:24:00.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna get duped, right, But if I'm a part of

0:24:00.160 --> 0:24:03.760
<v Speaker 1>this black market world where I sell run, I bet

0:24:03.800 --> 0:24:06.359
<v Speaker 1>I can up charge that ship to fall. And I

0:24:06.400 --> 0:24:11.520
<v Speaker 1>got a briefcase full of kidneys. Yeah, and I got Yeah,

0:24:11.640 --> 0:24:14.639
<v Speaker 1>you better bring your guns because this is scary fucking

0:24:14.760 --> 0:24:17.320
<v Speaker 1>work that we're doing. Oh, I'm not buying that organ

0:24:17.400 --> 0:24:23.440
<v Speaker 1>without a gun on me. That's that's not even I thought,

0:24:23.440 --> 0:24:26.040
<v Speaker 1>never even crushed my mind getting a new Come on, man,

0:24:26.720 --> 0:24:28.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm running out of organs to reference. That's how you

0:24:28.760 --> 0:24:35.359
<v Speaker 1>know I'm stupid. But like, fuck yeah, kidneys on the

0:24:35.400 --> 0:24:41.080
<v Speaker 1>black market two hundred thousand dollars because it's immediate, because

0:24:41.240 --> 0:24:45.440
<v Speaker 1>we got this dirty. We fucking cut open a young

0:24:45.560 --> 0:24:49.119
<v Speaker 1>boy for this ship. Give us two hundred grand for

0:24:49.160 --> 0:24:53.920
<v Speaker 1>the work. Now livers one seven, though you would think

0:24:53.960 --> 0:24:59.560
<v Speaker 1>liver would be more. I would think that eggs fived.

0:24:59.560 --> 0:25:02.760
<v Speaker 1>Does that mean what kind of shape you're in? Uh? Yeah?

0:25:02.840 --> 0:25:04.760
<v Speaker 1>And I also think some of it is still like

0:25:04.880 --> 0:25:08.800
<v Speaker 1>rooted in a some funk up like racist ship because

0:25:08.800 --> 0:25:13.680
<v Speaker 1>it's like certain groups go for more because they're higher valued,

0:25:13.800 --> 0:25:17.880
<v Speaker 1>higher appreciated, and ship scalps are only six hundred. That's

0:25:17.880 --> 0:25:21.280
<v Speaker 1>why the natives didn't make it. Motherfucker's are selling scalps.

0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:26.439
<v Speaker 1>What is that for? Is that like hair plug ship? Like?

0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:28.720
<v Speaker 1>Why would I what am I buying a scalp for?

0:25:29.680 --> 0:25:37.479
<v Speaker 1>I used to have it, show your friends, you frame it,

0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:43.200
<v Speaker 1>you just yeah. This is when we went to Kenya.

0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:46.320
<v Speaker 1>That scalp by guy. This is when we went back

0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:52.120
<v Speaker 1>to Kenya. These are these are surprisingly cheap. You wouldn't

0:25:52.200 --> 0:25:54.200
<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't believe what a kidney goes for. But a

0:25:54.280 --> 0:25:57.120
<v Speaker 1>scalp this is, This is walk off front the most

0:25:57.119 --> 0:26:00.480
<v Speaker 1>affordable body part that is. I was good at baby

0:26:00.520 --> 0:26:04.840
<v Speaker 1>in here, but yeah, tough to get across state lines. Damn.

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:09.120
<v Speaker 1>This ship is blood is three thirty seven A pint

0:26:09.440 --> 0:26:11.960
<v Speaker 1>that could have helped me out sometimes though, Did you

0:26:12.080 --> 0:26:15.280
<v Speaker 1>need some blood? No, I mean just giving it away?

0:26:15.280 --> 0:26:17.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh I got you see. But that's the thing is

0:26:17.960 --> 0:26:20.520
<v Speaker 1>like even I think at the blood bank, when you

0:26:20.560 --> 0:26:23.119
<v Speaker 1>go and sell blood, they're not giving you three hundred

0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:26.080
<v Speaker 1>seven dollars every time you do that. It's only ever

0:26:26.400 --> 0:26:28.280
<v Speaker 1>get money. Yeah, I've only ever heard of get money

0:26:28.320 --> 0:26:32.280
<v Speaker 1>from plasma too. Yeah, you gotta written plasmas though. You

0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:35.639
<v Speaker 1>gotta earn that. That's don't bro. Don't get me started

0:26:35.640 --> 0:26:37.399
<v Speaker 1>on seemen. I try. I try to give my seemen

0:26:37.440 --> 0:26:39.920
<v Speaker 1>a couple of times and they said no, they said,

0:26:40.040 --> 0:26:42.679
<v Speaker 1>keep that ship. You gotta have a degree. It's like

0:26:42.840 --> 0:26:44.800
<v Speaker 1>it's like a lot harder to just give it up

0:26:44.840 --> 0:26:48.280
<v Speaker 1>than you think. Yeah, you have to like prove you're

0:26:48.520 --> 0:26:51.720
<v Speaker 1>like super healthy and educated and all. Yeah, you have

0:26:51.760 --> 0:26:53.960
<v Speaker 1>to have a degree. You have to know your family's

0:26:54.040 --> 0:26:58.440
<v Speaker 1>medical history, a lot of things that I didn't have. Well,

0:26:59.040 --> 0:27:05.960
<v Speaker 1>it sounds like Curly Cooder. Uh. We we one agree

0:27:06.040 --> 0:27:09.040
<v Speaker 1>with this conspiracy theory, or at least the possibility of

0:27:09.080 --> 0:27:15.400
<v Speaker 1>this conspiracy theory being legitimate. So stop asking those nice

0:27:15.440 --> 0:27:19.000
<v Speaker 1>black people to write organ doner on their their cards,

0:27:19.480 --> 0:27:21.760
<v Speaker 1>because they have every right to be afraid. That's that.

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:24.080
<v Speaker 1>I am an organ doner. Take my ship if you

0:27:24.119 --> 0:27:28.359
<v Speaker 1>want it again. I'm ready to go whenever. Uh, you

0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:38.480
<v Speaker 1>just want some quiet, but everybody else do you? You're

0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:41.760
<v Speaker 1>you're not making a bad choice to question the possibility

0:27:41.840 --> 0:27:46.159
<v Speaker 1>that some ambulance person is is gonna get paid a

0:27:46.240 --> 0:27:50.399
<v Speaker 1>more reasonable wage by selling your kidneys than by waiting

0:27:50.400 --> 0:27:53.640
<v Speaker 1>on the government and systems to do right by them financially.

0:27:54.080 --> 0:27:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Totally reasonable. Well we did it. Could you tell the

0:27:57.720 --> 0:28:00.720
<v Speaker 1>people where they can find you? Bory cool guy jokes

0:28:00.720 --> 0:28:03.639
<v Speaker 1>City seven on Instagram. I'm around you know, I'll be

0:28:03.920 --> 0:28:08.359
<v Speaker 1>uh coming to a city new near you, hopefully soon.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all right to be in Alaska? Hell yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have the date. I'll have it for the regular episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still I'm I'm just gonna be traveling around uh

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<v Speaker 1>without real dates for a while, but you can follow

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<v Speaker 1>me at Langston Kerman to to see what the funk

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing on all platforms and as always or not

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<v Speaker 1>as always, but it's very exciting, so we we should

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it. We have a live show coming up

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<v Speaker 1>on February six at the Allegian Theater in Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 1>The tickets are selling fast, I think they are. We

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<v Speaker 1>are running low, but we would love for you all

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<v Speaker 1>to be there, so please come out to the live show.

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<v Speaker 1>We have special guests plans, we have games plan, We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna talk to the audience, uh and here some of

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<v Speaker 1>y'all ship. It's gonna be a great time. And as always,

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<v Speaker 1>you can follow send us your conspiracy theories, your bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>You can name yourself after your your body parts at

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<v Speaker 1>my mama pod at gmail dot com my mama pot

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<v Speaker 1>at gmail dot com. We would love to hear from

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<v Speaker 1>you and and that's everything. Bye, bitch. We're gonna kill

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<v Speaker 1>you and funk your women. Sounds a wholesome. Motherfucking many years,

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<v Speaker 1>so many episode, motherfucking many years, so motherfucking many years,

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<v Speaker 1>so many years, motherfucking many years. So