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Speaker 1: another phenomenal episode of My Mama told me. The podcasts
Speaker 1: of times deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories
Speaker 1: and we finally worked to prove the theories that you
Speaker 1: the listener have at home. It's a motherfucking many episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna answer one of your questions. But boy or girl,
Speaker 1: because I'm progressive, fuck them is what we we say
Speaker 1: over here. Fuck they's in them, Suck them all, That's
Speaker 1: what I say. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna read read
Speaker 1: some bullshit you sent us, and and and argue about
Speaker 1: whether or not this, this conspiracy is worth our time. Frankly,
Speaker 1: I think we've a lot of you have wasted a
Speaker 1: lot of our precious time with your bullshit, which is
Speaker 1: crazy because time it were ship. You see the ship
Speaker 1: I'm reading, So you had to really go out of
Speaker 1: your way to waste it. Really had to double blow it. Idiot.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch milk Manner after this. Wait, what's milk manner? Dog?
Speaker 1: It's so terrible, It's like it's the end of I
Speaker 1: didn't want to even get it. Have to get into
Speaker 1: this milf manner, just like they get ten milks in
Speaker 1: in like a house that's where gone. They get like
Speaker 1: ten milks in a house in Mexico and they're all like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm looking to find lovel you know, milk the dating
Speaker 1: show ship and then they bring the ten dudes, right,
Speaker 1: the ten dudes are their sons. No, oh yo, it's
Speaker 1: the most it's crazy, it's disgusting. So this lady who's
Speaker 1: could be my son's mother is now fucking my son
Speaker 1: in a home where I read I lay my old head.
Speaker 1: They make them pair rooms together, but not with your mom. No,
Speaker 1: with your mom, so you and it's worse though, because
Speaker 1: now you and your mom are in the room together,
Speaker 1: and your mom might try to sneak out at night
Speaker 1: to go get piped out, which happened on the first night.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's terrible, and it's like and it's she knows,
Speaker 1: she knows when I'm sucking and vice versa, you know
Speaker 1: when she's sucking. Fu bro. It's so dark, it's like
Speaker 1: because it's like all the moms are kind of like wild,
Speaker 1: and then all the Suns you can tell they're fucked
Speaker 1: up from having hot moms. So this is like the
Speaker 1: ultimate Oedipus ship, you know what I mean. Like all
Speaker 1: the Sun's interviews are like, oh, I've always been into
Speaker 1: older women, blah blah blahah. Like there was one where
Speaker 1: the son and his mom, he was like the son
Speaker 1: was talking about the mom because my mom's got bigg
Speaker 1: ass fig titties, and he was like, everybody's always paying
Speaker 1: attention to my mom from the chest up. And she's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know you liked when you were a thirsty baby.
Speaker 1: And it's like, it's terrible, it's terrible. It's don't say that,
Speaker 1: she says it. She says it a punch. And then
Speaker 1: and then like the moms are playing head games with
Speaker 1: the other moms. So like the mom one mom is
Speaker 1: down there on the beach with this other lady's son,
Speaker 1: and this other lady's up there with her son and
Speaker 1: she's like, hey, have fun on the beach. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go to the villa with your son. It's wild, bro.
Speaker 1: It's like we're done as a society, but the ship
Speaker 1: is crazy. It's there are times where like I genuinely
Speaker 1: go like maybe I'm maybe I'm a cynic right, Like
Speaker 1: maybe I live in this space where like there are
Speaker 1: things to be hopeful for and I'm often overlooking them
Speaker 1: because the of like my cynical whatever nature. Maybe there's
Speaker 1: something negative inside of me and I gotta reflect on that.
Speaker 1: And then you hear stuff like we're gonna kill you
Speaker 1: and fun your women. Yeah, it's that living in my
Speaker 1: head all the time. Yeah, that's the problem. I think
Speaker 1: that too, because I'll be like, man, I'm so dramatic,
Speaker 1: I'm so heavy handed. This can't be going. This is
Speaker 1: America's working fine. And then you pull up and you
Speaker 1: watch Milk Manner and it's like, it's like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give a spoiler alert to anybody who's watching Milk Manner.
Speaker 1: It's like the first episode they have to like they dropped,
Speaker 1: write all these secrets on a piece of paper and
Speaker 1: you have to go up and buy the secret, pick
Speaker 1: if that was your mom or your son. And the
Speaker 1: one was like the one was like I supped with
Speaker 1: your best friend. Fuck and of course it was one
Speaker 1: of the buds. And then oh boy ready and he
Speaker 1: didn't he he doesn't know what to do. He just
Speaker 1: gets drunk and nake it and goes in the swimming pool.
Speaker 1: And then Mom's like, can we go upstairs and talk
Speaker 1: about this? It's just like fee, it's like, you know
Speaker 1: what's so it's so fascinating because she had other secrets,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like you didn't have
Speaker 1: to do that? Well here, wait, here's what it is.
Speaker 1: Even if you're a bad mom, which you objectively are,
Speaker 1: if you're on this show where you fuck in front
Speaker 1: of your son, even if you and your son's relationship
Speaker 1: is not at its best, then you don't know how
Speaker 1: to navigate these choices. You still don't have to tell
Speaker 1: him that you fucked his best friend. There's a scale
Speaker 1: to awful women and people in general that that lives,
Speaker 1: and you didn't have to be the worst kind of it.
Speaker 1: But okay, so here's what I will go to bat
Speaker 1: for this terrible mom. She was kind of foreign, right, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't don't do no Dutch ship. She was an Asian woman.
Speaker 1: I don't know the type. I'm not trying to go there,
Speaker 1: but she was like, he was like, why would you
Speaker 1: even write that down? And she was like, because I
Speaker 1: knew you would never guess it. So she was she
Speaker 1: was trying to play that she didn't know she was
Speaker 1: gonna have to reveal it later. She was trying to
Speaker 1: be a games man. What a fucking it's a it's
Speaker 1: a it's a mess, it's a man. And then like,
Speaker 1: it's a mess. It's when you said milv manner, I
Speaker 1: thought you were going to talk about that Tay Diggs
Speaker 1: Hulu show where he like helps those nice old ladies
Speaker 1: fine love again. No, this is the opposite of that.
Speaker 1: I didn't. This is like, this is what we should
Speaker 1: have known this was coming. And all that step form
Speaker 1: started coming out. I was like, we're done. It's done somebody,
Speaker 1: because somebody's gonna wanna make the g rated version of that.
Speaker 1: And that's what this is. It's all incestuous. It's like
Speaker 1: long looks between mothers and sons and like just like
Speaker 1: all this goofy It's it's very terrible fun. Man. All right, well,
Speaker 1: but Amazon Prime and check it out. New episodes thursdays,
Speaker 1: back to back. Get you and my mama told me
Speaker 1: many episode and then go watch milf Manner. Milk Manner.
Speaker 1: It's it's an m m m m m type situation.
Speaker 1: It's definitely m a. You should have seen his face
Speaker 1: when she was like because she was like, she was like,
Speaker 1: I want to She was like, I'll tell you, but
Speaker 1: I don't want to explain because they're like He's like,
Speaker 1: which one was yours? And she's like, I'll say it,
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna explain it to you. And then
Speaker 1: she said it in his whole face, because like he
Speaker 1: wasn't even like she told him in a silly way.
Speaker 1: She told it in a dramatic in front of everybody,
Speaker 1: and then he just got naked and got in the
Speaker 1: pool because sometimes you don't know what to do with
Speaker 1: your emotions. Al Right, well, we gotta get to this email.
Speaker 1: But god damn it, does this put a damper on
Speaker 1: any silliness that this person probably is spewing. No, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be good. It's gonna be good for you. You've
Speaker 1: already processed all of this. I'm sensitized. I told you
Speaker 1: I love smut. Yeah, this is man, This is fully
Speaker 1: scarred for you. This is an open wound for me,
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm covered in salt. Maybe I You know.
Speaker 1: The worst part is you're gonna have to watch it
Speaker 1: like now, it's just a countdown until you get to it. David,
Speaker 1: I opened the page immediately. Yeah, okay, so you see
Speaker 1: the milves. I'm in Atlanta alone. I am milk manner.
Speaker 1: Is my evening? Atlanta Atlanta alone will get you wild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no matter where you end up, it's probably not good. No,
Speaker 1: none of this, none of this city is supporting version
Speaker 1: of me. You're gonna have a couple of drinks and
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, maybe I go to the Claremont Louns.
Speaker 1: It's a natural progression. It is Wednesday. I'm at the strip.
Speaker 1: Clubs are are better on the weekdays? Yeah, to get
Speaker 1: all the riff raff out. There's no bridge and tunnels.
Speaker 1: It's just purists. That's what I'm talking about. Denver, go
Speaker 1: to Dandy Dance on a Thursday. Talk to that crew.
Speaker 1: They're like two of them. We got an email, uh
Speaker 1: from a person. I don't know how to transition out
Speaker 1: of that. So so we got an email from a
Speaker 1: person who I imagine wants us to go by the
Speaker 1: name that they wrote at the bottom and not their
Speaker 1: their email name. But they signed off and I think
Speaker 1: you'll enjoy this. They signed off as Curly Cooter. Curly
Speaker 1: Couter is the name that they gave us as there
Speaker 1: as their goodbye. Where are you at with Curly Couter?
Speaker 1: This is a white woman. No, it's not a white woman.
Speaker 1: It is not. It's just a very country black man.
Speaker 1: I believe this is a a bio. She's biracial. Is
Speaker 1: this comes up in in her conversation. But she's biracial,
Speaker 1: half black, half Mexican. Okay and worth noting she said.
Speaker 1: She says she has a fatass despite having the Mexican dad.
Speaker 1: We all know that they get it something. Well, this
Speaker 1: person in there, thick as daddy sent us to me. Emil,
Speaker 1: She said, Hey, horrors and happy New Year. I have
Speaker 1: a conspiracy that I would like to hear you all tackle.
Speaker 1: I work in transplant infectious disease research. Genius ship. I
Speaker 1: know you don't even believe it exists. No, no, I
Speaker 1: don't do that. I was like, Oh, it's just it's like,
Speaker 1: that's it. Uh, And she says and as a person
Speaker 1: of color, black and Mexican black, Mama biraciel for the winds.
Speaker 1: By the way, my ass is fat despite me having
Speaker 1: a Mexican dad. I hear a lot of black people
Speaker 1: saying they are not organ downers because they don't want
Speaker 1: to get into a car crash and have their organs
Speaker 1: harvested for transplantation instead of having their own lives saved.
Speaker 1: Can you take a look at this and do your
Speaker 1: quote unquote research, she said, Googling and clicking on the
Speaker 1: first few links and is not research, but it's still
Speaker 1: hard work and makes for great content. Sincerely a legitimate
Speaker 1: scientific researcher medically speaking, I know this doesn't happen, or
Speaker 1: does it, but I'm curious to see what historical basis
Speaker 1: this conspiracy may have loved the podcast and the buffoonery
Speaker 1: by bitch Curly Couder. I don't know if I called yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't that that that word felt a little pointed.
Speaker 1: I think that's from I think that's from your dad's side. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love your big lippery that a monkey livery, that conventions,
Speaker 1: big old gums be flatting at each other, knuckles dragon ball,
Speaker 1: y'all around whatever, kids you're living. Yeah, you guys are
Speaker 1: always I man, this one is hard. I don't think
Speaker 1: I haven't heard a lot of black people talk about
Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't heard a lot of people in general,
Speaker 1: because I've heard this type of thing come up when
Speaker 1: people talk about organ donors, and I feel like, maybe
Speaker 1: I just don't talk to people about it or anything.
Speaker 1: But I haven't. I don't, I don't. So she says
Speaker 1: that black people say that they are more more often
Speaker 1: than not, saying they don't want to donate their organs
Speaker 1: at the risk that by by consenting to organ donation.
Speaker 1: They will intentionally kill you to harvest the organs for
Speaker 1: future people in need. I feel like we just wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to get cut up like that after I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it feels like it's that you
Speaker 1: feel like for black people, it's much more just about
Speaker 1: like maintaining the body. I I don't know. I'm not
Speaker 1: on my element on this one, to be honest, I
Speaker 1: wish I had, like I can't. I'm trying to, like
Speaker 1: think I've never had really a conversation about this with anybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I I don't think it can be about cutting up
Speaker 1: the body. Otherwise we're just dummies because they take your
Speaker 1: organs out either way, Like it's not like they like
Speaker 1: leave your liver in there. I don't think they like
Speaker 1: I think, at least if I'm understanding correctly, and I
Speaker 1: that I think they have other ways of getting in
Speaker 1: there besides your tell me the way I think they
Speaker 1: we're all dummies. You're not knowing what happens when you die.
Speaker 1: You tell me where then are they're gonna get my pancreas.
Speaker 1: I think they cut through the middle more than reach up,
Speaker 1: like it's a fucking claw machine at the Oh, so
Speaker 1: they're gonna cut your tors So, I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: nobody's gonna get buried in like a like a like
Speaker 1: a but two piece. Yeah. The only risk is those
Speaker 1: like Mexican funerals where they like stay in the camp.
Speaker 1: You've never seen these funerals where they like like a
Speaker 1: real racist cartoon you saw in like a bathroom. Truly,
Speaker 1: they exist, and I wish that I wasn't I was lying,
Speaker 1: But truly, there are like some some thug acts Mexican
Speaker 1: motherfucker's that like to like leave the dude in action
Speaker 1: for the ship that he used to do, and they're
Speaker 1: like stand dudes up in their former form with like
Speaker 1: regular ass clothes on and be like peace out or whatever,
Speaker 1: just like, oh, he loved fishing. So here's the point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here he is on a motorcycle again. And you say,
Speaker 1: by that way, I guess I like that. It's pretty
Speaker 1: fu cool. I'll be honest, that's pretty fun. That'd be
Speaker 1: pretty funny. I think if somebody I just want somebody
Speaker 1: to pose me in a high five and everybody just
Speaker 1: going to circle just hit me. Yeah, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 1: That's good, like or like, is there a way for
Speaker 1: me to lie. Man, this is difficult now because I
Speaker 1: have to think about the one thing I'm known for.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, you know what I would really want is
Speaker 1: uh is everybody, I just do the second symbol one
Speaker 1: more time, just oh yeah, yeah, do a d X.
Speaker 1: And if they can figure out a way to make
Speaker 1: my arms move, like if you can put them on
Speaker 1: some like they can make the arms move back and
Speaker 1: it's doing that'd being tight. If they could make my
Speaker 1: arms move, I don't wanna. I'd want to do the
Speaker 1: Harlem shake. Show everybody from a class of oh five
Speaker 1: that I do know how to dance. Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And when you're when you're really shaking, people can like
Speaker 1: grab your collar even they all do up a little
Speaker 1: bit like fucking nail it one more time, go crazy,
Speaker 1: just like you live. I will say that to Curly's
Speaker 1: email ms Cooter. I I do think that instinct makes
Speaker 1: sense of being like, well, y'all, y'all do kill us
Speaker 1: relatively like intentionally and frankly sort of like carelessly, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? You don't even give a ship
Speaker 1: half the time that you're killing us. So the idea
Speaker 1: that maybe I would have a resource that you could
Speaker 1: benefit from knowing that. Like, I don't give a funk
Speaker 1: one way or the other. If this dude lives feels
Speaker 1: like a real possibility. I don't put it past society
Speaker 1: to want to take from me even after the grave. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I will say. I don't trust them to
Speaker 1: be like, oh, you're dead now now it's an even
Speaker 1: playing field, right, I don't trust that at all. But
Speaker 1: now part of me wants my organs because could you
Speaker 1: imagine your Harlem shaking with a dead guy and then
Speaker 1: his appendix flops up. That's disgusting. So now I'm like,
Speaker 1: take them on right you want it to be, And honestly,
Speaker 1: you'll probably be more loose without organs and there, which
Speaker 1: means that Harlem shake will be even shakier. And if
Speaker 1: I live as long as I think, I'm going to
Speaker 1: the Mary and that technology, by then I'm doing all
Speaker 1: the dances from the nineties. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel
Speaker 1: like by the time you die, Marionettes are gonna be
Speaker 1: like back in style. That's what I'm be like, how
Speaker 1: like yo Yo's came back that for like that three years,
Speaker 1: and I bet you motherfucker's are doing trade crazy. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna snap so hard to break, and he's
Speaker 1: gonna be able to like snap you back in place
Speaker 1: in Yeah, he's gonna be like able to twist his
Speaker 1: fingers just a little bit and your whole spine realigned.
Speaker 1: That's why I want to die. It's for the dance moves.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, I've never been the dancer that I thought
Speaker 1: I could be in the in this mortal coil. I
Speaker 1: just want to die for the peace and quiet anyway.
Speaker 1: I just wanted how to leave me alone. I just
Speaker 1: want to break. But no, he currently goes on to
Speaker 1: to sort of suggest I guess that, or rather it's
Speaker 1: it's less of their suggestion at this point. But I
Speaker 1: will say that I do believe in the possibility that
Speaker 1: this is a real threat for some people, or at
Speaker 1: least they feel that real threat. And then if you
Speaker 1: tack on the fear from uh like actual organ harvest
Speaker 1: thing that happens all over the world. But some of
Speaker 1: me really starts to buy into the ship. Yeah I could,
Speaker 1: I could. I could. I mean, I don't, man, I
Speaker 1: am not up on organs, I'll tell you that. But
Speaker 1: I can see any of that because it's like because
Speaker 1: the thing about death is like who's watching you? Your
Speaker 1: people aren't gonna be able to come get you for
Speaker 1: a little bit, right, so you die and then you're
Speaker 1: just dead in the room for a minute. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: they could do whatever. Yeah. I was reading about like
Speaker 1: actual organ harvesting that they know for sure is happening
Speaker 1: all over the world, and a part of me then thought, well,
Speaker 1: you know, even the all over the world suggestion that
Speaker 1: you read and all of these articles is bullshit, right that,
Speaker 1: like they say all over the world in order to
Speaker 1: kind of like make the US the exception to everywhere else,
Speaker 1: when in fact, it's probably also happening here. We just
Speaker 1: have foreign eyes the language around it to make it
Speaker 1: us better than them somehow. And we're Americans. We're gonna
Speaker 1: flip anything for some money. I mean, that's like the
Speaker 1: thing in this country, right, you could do whatever you
Speaker 1: want as long as you make some money. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I I feel like you and I both know we
Speaker 1: have met people in our lives who definitely would go
Speaker 1: the route of Oregon harvest thing if the money were right. Oh.
Speaker 1: I've also met dudes that like nobody would give a
Speaker 1: funk if you took his plat. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know it's dark to say, but like, nobody's coming after
Speaker 1: this guy's long. If you take anything, whatever you take
Speaker 1: from them, it doesn't police aren't even gonna recorded. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, because how can you tell You're not gonna
Speaker 1: be looking at me dancing and be like, oh, he
Speaker 1: looks like he doesn't have a globladder. Yeah, yeah, nobody's
Speaker 1: nobody's checking in. I nobody knows. Nobody knows how much
Speaker 1: the organs cost, and who are they going to? Those
Speaker 1: are my big questions. I see. That's the tough part
Speaker 1: because a part of it it's happening worldwide. That means
Speaker 1: there's a worldwide market for fresh organs. Right, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess the the previous suggestions I've read about or
Speaker 1: maybe this is also weird conspiracy theory, but was that
Speaker 1: rich people use the organs to help make themselves live longer.
Speaker 1: It's like having like a direct line to like some
Speaker 1: replaceable broken ship in your body type thing. Wait are
Speaker 1: you talking about, because the organs are dead if you're dead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the whole point of organ donation is that they
Speaker 1: can like revive some of these muscles, these instruments, Right,
Speaker 1: So you're talking about like plugging. It's like you ever
Speaker 1: going to a picking pool. Yeah, exactly, it's like a
Speaker 1: picking poll, Like, oh I need a new starter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like my liver is fucked. I have like some type
Speaker 1: of you know, either like disease or damage to it.
Speaker 1: I have enough money and I'm not gonna you know,
Speaker 1: doctors would make me go on some list where I
Speaker 1: wait this many years behind this many people. But I
Speaker 1: want my ship immediately fixed. I can get this little
Speaker 1: black baby's liver and get back to fucking and sucking
Speaker 1: on this really tall mountain or whatever. The fun says.
Speaker 1: Most people get one to ten thousand dollars for their kidney.
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's not good. Yeah, that's not good. But
Speaker 1: I will say that's when you're selling your kidney straight up.
Speaker 1: That's when I am consenting to sell my kidney. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get duped, right, But if I'm a part of
Speaker 1: this black market world where I sell run, I bet
Speaker 1: I can up charge that ship to fall. And I
Speaker 1: got a briefcase full of kidneys. Yeah, and I got Yeah,
Speaker 1: you better bring your guns because this is scary fucking
Speaker 1: work that we're doing. Oh, I'm not buying that organ
Speaker 1: without a gun on me. That's that's not even I thought,
Speaker 1: never even crushed my mind getting a new Come on, man,
Speaker 1: I'm running out of organs to reference. That's how you
Speaker 1: know I'm stupid. But like, fuck yeah, kidneys on the
Speaker 1: black market two hundred thousand dollars because it's immediate, because
Speaker 1: we got this dirty. We fucking cut open a young
Speaker 1: boy for this ship. Give us two hundred grand for
Speaker 1: the work. Now livers one seven, though you would think
Speaker 1: liver would be more. I would think that eggs fived.
Speaker 1: Does that mean what kind of shape you're in? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I also think some of it is still like
Speaker 1: rooted in a some funk up like racist ship because
Speaker 1: it's like certain groups go for more because they're higher valued,
Speaker 1: higher appreciated, and ship scalps are only six hundred. That's
Speaker 1: why the natives didn't make it. Motherfucker's are selling scalps.
Speaker 1: What is that for? Is that like hair plug ship? Like?
Speaker 1: Why would I what am I buying a scalp for?
Speaker 1: I used to have it, show your friends, you frame it,
Speaker 1: you just yeah. This is when we went to Kenya.
Speaker 1: That scalp by guy. This is when we went back
Speaker 1: to Kenya. These are these are surprisingly cheap. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe what a kidney goes for. But a
Speaker 1: scalp this is, This is walk off front the most
Speaker 1: affordable body part that is. I was good at baby
Speaker 1: in here, but yeah, tough to get across state lines. Damn.
Speaker 1: This ship is blood is three thirty seven A pint
Speaker 1: that could have helped me out sometimes though, Did you
Speaker 1: need some blood? No, I mean just giving it away?
Speaker 1: Oh I got you see. But that's the thing is
Speaker 1: like even I think at the blood bank, when you
Speaker 1: go and sell blood, they're not giving you three hundred
Speaker 1: seven dollars every time you do that. It's only ever
Speaker 1: get money. Yeah, I've only ever heard of get money
Speaker 1: from plasma too. Yeah, you gotta written plasmas though. You
Speaker 1: gotta earn that. That's don't bro. Don't get me started
Speaker 1: on seemen. I try. I try to give my seemen
Speaker 1: a couple of times and they said no, they said,
Speaker 1: keep that ship. You gotta have a degree. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like a lot harder to just give it up
Speaker 1: than you think. Yeah, you have to like prove you're
Speaker 1: like super healthy and educated and all. Yeah, you have
Speaker 1: to have a degree. You have to know your family's
Speaker 1: medical history, a lot of things that I didn't have. Well,
Speaker 1: it sounds like Curly Cooder. Uh. We we one agree
Speaker 1: with this conspiracy theory, or at least the possibility of
Speaker 1: this conspiracy theory being legitimate. So stop asking those nice
Speaker 1: black people to write organ doner on their their cards,
Speaker 1: because they have every right to be afraid. That's that.
Speaker 1: I am an organ doner. Take my ship if you
Speaker 1: want it again. I'm ready to go whenever. Uh, you
Speaker 1: just want some quiet, but everybody else do you? You're
Speaker 1: you're not making a bad choice to question the possibility
Speaker 1: that some ambulance person is is gonna get paid a
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