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Speaker 1: It's another Jubil twenty I'm moving. Hello. Hi, my name

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Speaker 1: is Seth McElroy and I'm calling from the City of Being.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Bob or Tammy. This is Tammy.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hi, Tammy? How are you today?

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Speaker 1: I'm well? Thank you in yourselves? Pretty good? Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. Listen, I'm calling from the city's Traffic Division. Oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: and we're letting everybody in your area know that there's

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Speaker 1: gonna be some changes regarding traffic flow near your house,

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Speaker 1: near near near our street. Yes, in your whole neighborhood. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and they usually give us noticed. I haven't. I haven't

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Speaker 1: heard anything. I'm surprised you haven't heard of this. It's

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Speaker 1: been in the news quite a bit and people are

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Speaker 1: getting pretty excited about it. It's called Project Go. I

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Speaker 1: haven't heard. I don't know what you're what actually is

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Speaker 1: project sir? Oh, let me explain it to you. Basically,

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Speaker 1: the city has chosen to replace all of the old

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Speaker 1: traffic lights with new ones, but leave the red portion off,

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Speaker 1: the most annoying portion on a traffic light, don't you

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Speaker 1: think Wait, hold on, you mean the like the red

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Speaker 1: when they stop that's right. No more red lights. Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding? Is this a joke? No, not at all.

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Speaker 1: The new lights are going to have a big green

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Speaker 1: light and a tiny blinking yellow one underneath it. First

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Speaker 1: of all, that's absurd. The lights. The red lights there

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Speaker 1: for a reason so people will stop. Because they don't stop,

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Speaker 1: they're going to hit each other. You say absurd, I

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Speaker 1: say effective, because people are gonna be able to go

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Speaker 1: places so much quicker. It's gonna be nice. No, that

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Speaker 1: is stupid. And this new idea it's going to call

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Speaker 1: more car accidents. You no, no, no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 1: I think that it'll actually help people get to work

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Speaker 1: on time, not if they're in a car accident. Well,

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Speaker 1: there won't be any accidents. People will just be able

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Speaker 1: to go as quick as they can. Most of okay,

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Speaker 1: most of the people that I've taught to support this.

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised that you sound upset about it. Well, you

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Speaker 1: must be talking to crackheads or someone that uses drugs,

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Speaker 1: because only a moron would come up with some a

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Speaker 1: freaking stupid idea like that. I know what you're thinking.

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Speaker 1: You're thinking there's gonna be chaos and cars running into

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Speaker 1: each other all over the place. But think about it.

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Speaker 1: It's actually going to help people out because people will

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Speaker 1: be communicating with each other with hand signals, waving with

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Speaker 1: hand signals. Yeah, sure, like you waved your neighbor. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go now. No. Look, I'm sorry, and I

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Speaker 1: rarely are cursor, but you're really pissing me off beyond measures,

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Speaker 1: because I'm picturing people getting hit, cars flying everywhere. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is this is most chaos. Well, a lot of

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Speaker 1: people that I've talked to are happy that the city

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Speaker 1: is getting rid of red lights. They just most people

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Speaker 1: don't like red lights. People don't like red lights, but

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Speaker 1: they're there for a reason. They're there to slow people down,

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Speaker 1: in our opinion. Now they're there to stop people, to

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Speaker 1: stop people so they can simmer and not just run

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Speaker 1: into people. Listen, So, sir, you're probably stay at home

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Speaker 1: mom or something. Think about this first of all. First

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Speaker 1: of all, excuse me, Well I do work. Oh I

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Speaker 1: do hang out with my children, but that has something

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Speaker 1: to do much anything. And well, I was just gonna say,

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Speaker 1: just think about this. I want to talk to someone

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Speaker 1: in charge. Think about this for a second. Think about

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Speaker 1: this for a second. Sweethart, Okay, let's says, don't call

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Speaker 1: me sweetheart. Who the hell do you think you are

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Speaker 1: to call me sweetheart? Sir, I'm trying to paint a

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Speaker 1: picture for you, my husband. I am done. I want

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Speaker 1: to speak to someone. Now you're passing me off. Let's

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Speaker 1: say that you know your home and you load up

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Speaker 1: the kids in the minivan because you got to go

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Speaker 1: to the store so you can make your husband dinner

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Speaker 1: for the night. Who says I have a minivan. I'm

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Speaker 1: just assuming you sound like a minivan A moron. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I knew I made a mistake by not speaking to

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Speaker 1: the man of the house. I knew I did the No.

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Speaker 1: You know you won't kid the man of the house.

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Speaker 1: I'm taller than the man of the house, and I

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Speaker 1: will go down there or break your little arms to

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Speaker 1: show you what a woe man can do. Well, if

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Speaker 1: you want to come down here, you should wait a

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Speaker 1: couple of days till the new traffic lights are up,

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Speaker 1: and then you want have to stop on your way,

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Speaker 1: you can just swing right out. You know what, if

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Speaker 1: I ever see you, I would break your little nos

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Speaker 1: I'm a sign your office. I'm a sign what your

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Speaker 1: little piece of crap is and we're going to talk

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Speaker 1: about this in person without my husband, because I do

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Speaker 1: I need my husband to tell me right into that out.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to you in person because

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Speaker 1: you scare me. No better, damn right, I'll scare you

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Speaker 1: a little piece of Are you really? Yes? How do

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Speaker 1: you think you're laughing at me? Do you think this

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Speaker 1: is sunny? I do joke will be when I ripped

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Speaker 1: your eyes out. No, the joke is on you because

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. Excuse me, Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. What you idiot? Yeah, your husband,

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Speaker 1: Bob set you up. Oh my god. He emailed and

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Speaker 1: said that you're a busybody when it comes to traffic

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Speaker 1: in your area and wanted me to screw with you.

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Speaker 1: You got fired up quick. I'm sorry, I'm hot right now,

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Speaker 1: I'm standing out. I couldn't tell you were upset at all. Really,

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Speaker 1: you're really mild mannered. I like that about you. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jewel Funk taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties on Moving ninety two point five,