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Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to another episode of Loud Give me

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Speaker 1: this so I'm your How is Kevin poll? Yes? That

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Speaker 1: Kevin Poll? Well, usually what I do when the clock

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Speaker 1: strikes twelve, as I look for a mouse dressed in

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Speaker 1: Let's meet and shall in no particular order. Let's quickly

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Speaker 1: check in with Chris Avado for his planetary roundup report.

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Speaker 1: Waltzing Christoph. Yeah, the planetary round and report. Right. Um, Well,

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Speaker 1: there's still a lot of planets out there. Yes, we

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Speaker 1: have names for some of them, so we don't yep um.

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Speaker 1: And we're coming to all of you to say, if

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Speaker 1: you ever look up and discover a planet, you can

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Speaker 1: name it anything you want to. Nice. And that's all

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Speaker 1: from the Planetary Roundup Corner, brought to you by improvisation.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Next up, it's Sir Craig cows Cacao.

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Speaker 1: When found in your home, what is your default reaction

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Speaker 1: to the average spider? Spiders? Oddly enough, do not freak

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Speaker 1: me out as as other critters do. I I'm not

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Speaker 1: that bothered by spiders. Uh don't like roaches. But will

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Speaker 1: you coax a spider outdoors. Will you catch it? Will

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Speaker 1: you just let it? I'm more likely to smash it

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Speaker 1: than remove. Occasionally will be like, oh, let's let it outside,

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Speaker 1: but usually just a shoe is the solution. Okay. That

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Speaker 1: does suggest a certain level of fear, f y I

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Speaker 1: or power. It's a power grab. It is okay, and

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Speaker 1: I'm warning to others. Look out. It's James Heney, jimbo Jensen,

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Speaker 1: John John Your reaction please if invited to an all

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Speaker 1: expenses paid trip two space, yes, okay, pack back, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: yes it's happening. And now, Jackie Gonzales, not enough syllables?

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Speaker 1: What home repair are you most proud of? And why

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Speaker 1: home repair? What kind of home repair am I doing?

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Speaker 1: Let's see. Um, well, first of all, let's start by

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Speaker 1: setting the woman's movement back forty one years. We're going

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Speaker 1: now what I'm most proud of is not even a

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Speaker 1: dog is non binary? So I'm setting it forward now,

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Speaker 1: but I'm good to set it back. We had like

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Speaker 1: and it looks so good. Does that set it back?

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Speaker 1: Since I'm sewing? Um, I don't know, but it's my skills.

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Speaker 1: returned to the kitchen. Yeah, and last, but no more Mayo.

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Speaker 1: If you think at least it's Joey Greer crusty Zipper,

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Speaker 1: what's the darkest space you've performed in. You're asking personally,

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Speaker 1: You're not asking like physically like personally yeah, yeah, personally yeah,

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Speaker 1: Because let me tell you there's one show I did

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Speaker 1: do it, damn show. All of our scene suggestions gathered,

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Speaker 1: from listener Cameron Pick, who wrote, Hello, Kevin, I wrote

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Speaker 1: But I haven't heard it yet since I wrote it

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Speaker 1: to you three years ago. I'm assuming you must have

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Speaker 1: Cameron Pick and here it is simply one word, moist.

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Speaker 1: I love you all, Cameron and fort Worth. I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at the damage, you know, the sink, and uh,

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Speaker 1: gonna ask me how do I know this? What are

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Speaker 1: The city's water source has been depleted for almost thirty

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Speaker 1: I tightened the pipe and it's completely dry under their problems.

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Speaker 1: that your buddy, your partner, just you fix the leak though, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the tipping. I mean I ticked the ballista for fox sake. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you? When I was when I was under there,

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Speaker 1: enjoying this beautiful Fantasia food. Thank you so so so much.

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Speaker 1: It is um ancient recipes. They've been passed down for

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Speaker 1: many many years. And thank you. And the Bell Grande.

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Speaker 1: That's just the size or what's a mixture between the

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Speaker 1: up to your game today? You're not dunking as much

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Speaker 1: And wait, hey, your temples are getting a little gray too.

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Speaker 1: We got some water here for you. Please have some

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Speaker 1: get this censor off the back wheel because it's stopping

418
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 1: the wheel. I can't What are you gonna have the cart?

419
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: It's gonna have? We got We don't give a shouts.

420
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 1: We threw it out. We don't want to ship. But

421
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 1: let me tell you. Let me tell you, sir, defen

422
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: happening tapping. The beverages that you have chosen, that you

423
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 1: have selected, are false. They're faults. They're not even true.

424
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 1: Let me tep it. Let me tip and let me

425
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 1: tep it. Let me se what's wrong with tea? It's

426
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: a leaf? What do leaves do for us? They kill us.

427
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 1: So many postions leaves out there. How do you know

428
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: you're not just brewing some poison? You know? One never

429
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: killed anybody? A cow, cow has never killed anybody. In fact,

430
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 1: it happened. Fact, even in a tornado situation such a

431
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: twister that brings up a bunch of cows, what you

432
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: would think this is the place where a cow is

433
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 1: going to murder a human just by collision. That doesn't

434
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: even happen. That's a fact, even in twisted twist. Remember

435
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 1: that cows running round right after the twister. What do

436
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 1: you see? You seet that cow walking around? It's fine,

437
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 1: all right, the cow is fine. Did you kill anybody?

438
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 1: All right? You know what I'm saying. But the chocolate,

439
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 1: the chocolate that you chocolate milk, it's been a long time. Yeah,

440
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 1: we could tell it. Look at your body, yeah, of course.

441
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: All right. Look if you chug the leader of chocolate

442
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 1: milk right now, you get that pump, you get fucking ripped.

443
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: What do you want to be? How old you? How

444
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 1: old you? Right now? What do you like? Twenty thirty

445
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,479
Speaker 1: forty somewhere around there? All right? What do you want

446
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 1: to be? What I want to be I want to

447
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 1: be a firefighter. You want to be a firefighter? Now

448
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 1: like that. You have to be ripped to be a firefighter.

449
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: You have to have muscles and the best recovery drink

450
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 1: when you exercise. What you have to do when you're

451
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,479
Speaker 1: trying to become a firefighter is chocolate milk. Now, if

452
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 1: you come to let me, let me get this stuff.

453
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: You have had pre workout, You have the pre workout. Yeah,

454
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, throw up right now, throw up right

455
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: now because you got to think of the powder right,

456
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 1: Think that powder is tiny chemicals inside your body with

457
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 1: a rocket launcher? Are you purposely vomiting on this target floor?

458
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: I have to clean this. What the hell are you doing?

459
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: Let's get out of here, Let's go there, Steve, thanks

460
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 1: for coming in today. I just was going over some

461
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 1: of your reports, and one of them in particular caught

462
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: my attention, and I wanted to ask you a couple

463
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: of follow up questions real quick, if you don't mind,

464
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: you're suggesting we feed something different to the cows so

465
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: that they produced chocolate milk, But you don't list any

466
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: of these things we might feed the cow. So are

467
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: you just spitballing, or you just putting this out there

468
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: as a big, big picture idea, or or is there

469
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 1: obviously the first thing that we would try is chocolate,

470
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: A lot of it, a lot like cow powder. Right,

471
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 1: That's what I was I was afraid of. I'm not

472
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 1: sure that's how it works. I mean neither. Okay. Um,

473
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:28,959
Speaker 1: so let's say, do you have children, Steve? No, okay,

474
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: could you take some of mine? Yeah? I'd love I've

475
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: Actually that would be awkward, Okay, I mean I'd really

476
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 1: like to get rid of the third and the fifth.

477
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,719
Speaker 1: Those are the worst of them. Yeah, and so solid

478
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: no on that Okay, the first two I mean yeah,

479
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 1: I mean they're pretty muchrone and like at this point

480
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: you can make them do chores. Yeah, sure, their bags

481
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 1: are packed. When you get them over to your place,

482
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: give them, say chocolate, and then you tell me, Mr Wolf,

483
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: Mr tote Wolf. I just want to say, I think

484
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: you for me to me, you know, to kind of

485
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: awkward situation for me to be speaking to you about

486
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 1: this at school here. But um, your children, you're your

487
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: twenty children, uh seem to understand that there is a

488
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: favorite amongst them, and uh, I mean does that not

489
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: make sense. I don't want to answer. I What I

490
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: want to say, Mr Wolf, is that you can't have

491
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: a favorite. There can't be one in the starting position

492
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: below anyone else. Or they should all be equal, just

493
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 1: for their own growth and mental maturity, especially during you know,

494
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: this this precious time that they have where they're just

495
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 1: absorbing everything. So when you say I can't, you mean

496
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: I shouldn't, don't you know? I mean it's in their

497
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: best interest, sir. And we've also seen you out front

498
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: of the school with little flyers something that you're willing

499
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 1: to sell some of them off. That's why I'm out

500
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: in front of the school. It shouldn't be any secret

501
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: to anyone. Yeah, well that that's that's also illegal. That's

502
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: that's human traffic. You know, a lot to do. You're

503
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: saying again, I shouldn't do that, or I can't, you

504
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: can't do that. That that I will stand and say

505
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 1: that that you cannot do. But again, for the children's

506
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: best interests, Mr Wolf, you shouldn't do this. Man, how

507
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 1: many kids do you? I don't have any? Okay, would

508
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 1: you be willing to take some man, Craig, I had

509
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: a crazy day today, man, these uh, these two crazy

510
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: people approached me about some chocolate milk situation. I don't

511
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: know if you've heard for about the news and stuff.

512
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,679
Speaker 1: I was like, dang, and that's like I don't want

513
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 1: anything to do with that. Then I was driving home

514
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: and I started thinking about them, and I was like,

515
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 1: and there's so weird. And then I started about chocolate.

516
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, chocolate? And then I was like,

517
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: I was like, chocolate, chocolate, Where is chocolate come from?

518
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: You know, you know how you do that you start

519
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 1: going on a thing. I was like chocolate. I'm like, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.

520
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: Cow was like, Christie, it's great to see you. I

521
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: got an uber here from Craig Cow. Great? Great, great?

522
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: What do people call it your last name? Sometimes? What

523
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: what do people who haven't I'm gonna be right, I'm

524
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: gonna be there right now. You're a chocolate man, was

525
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: a chocolate man. Crazy. It's always been differently. I'm not

526
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: getting and I'm going I'm getting in. He spent the

527
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: Chocolate Show that, Hey, do I have to share a

528
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: ride with this guy who's not worth getting in the car? No,

529
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: you know, we're actually gonna head out how many more stops?

530
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: He's the chocolate man, Buddy? Why why was that guy

531
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: yellow chocolate? I have not sucking idea? Hey? Can you

532
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: stop changing your destination? Do you keep on plotting it differently?

533
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: And now I'm like in the area we're supposed to

534
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: be and I'm just changing my mind? Man, Okay, great, great,

535
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: Here they come out. Guys, Watch these the two I

536
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: was talking about. Hey, guys, Hey, this is this is

537
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: the guy I was telling you about? The chocolate man?

538
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: Is this a guy? Is this the night they look

539
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: like two other people? Is chocolate? Chris? I don't know

540
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Am I going crazy? I'm using

541
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 1: my mind. I'm afraid that you have because you don't

542
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: seem like yourself. Are you all up on chocolate? Milk?

543
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: Did you hear that chocolate? Did I hear what you

544
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: heard that? You didn't hear anything, Chris. He's not saying cocao.

545
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: He's saying cochow. It's it's lightning with Queen's like slogan.

546
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: It's like, just like God, it's not an it's not

547
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: what do you think it was? Do you think it

548
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 1: was cocoa? Yeah? Do you want us to play coco?

549
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: Is that? What? What's going on here? We just stopped recording.

550
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: What's going on? We haven't even gotten to Radiator Spring,

551
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 1: So like, what are you talking about? Are you talking

552
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: about the movie stuff? What are you talking We haven't

553
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: got to what the movie? I just like, I want

554
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,959
Speaker 1: Chris to have a good movie. People positive, we're supposed

555
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: to be recordings. Just get him to drink the water.

556
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: Just get him to drink the water. In a second,

557
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,040
Speaker 1: a second, you don't need this whole Cars, Craig, do

558
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: you stop for a second? Okay? What what? What? What's

559
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: going on? Is there any other Owen Wilson movie we

560
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: want to watch? No, it has to be Cars? Has

561
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: other cars? Is no one gonna answer me? Do you

562
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: want I don't know you. I'm not a mean so

563
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should answer you or not.

564
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: Do you wanna watch to Marry Me on Wilson's And

565
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: that is this the most wonderful part of the year. No,

566
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: that's no canceled. Canceled, It was canceled. I'm not feeling good, guys,

567
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: I'm just thirsty chocolate. I took your kids. But the

568
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: problem is that they keep saying they want to see

569
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: their other brothers and sisters. I'm not there, Dad, it's

570
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: not like having a family. They keep saying, I'm not there, Dad,

571
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: I just want to work. You gotta work through that.

572
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: That can't be a negative, it's a positive. You have

573
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: to turn that into a positive. Yeah, let me give

574
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: you your example. You'd be one of the kids. You

575
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: say some of that ship to me and then watch

576
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: how I respond. All right, I'm not eating this ship.

577
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: Nobody cares. Try again, Try another part of me, sir, sir,

578
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: part of me. Here you go, new baby boy. Congratulations.

579
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,239
Speaker 1: Let's call this one Jane. We can have that one.

580
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: That one's like. I think I could really mold that

581
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: one's mind. Yours are kind of broken and busted. Oh

582
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: you want the fresh one? Yeah, like that one would

583
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: know I'm not fine. Let me see your nipples mine? Yes, yes, okay,

584
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That was just a weird reaction at my part.

585
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: Here's one of them, okay, and here's the other. Oh

586
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: that looks fresh. Okay, cool? Yeah, you take James, ma'am.

587
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: I understand that this might not be my place, but

588
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: as your doctor, I have to let you know. One kids,

589
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 1: you're maxing out. That should be it for you. And

590
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of fountain of youth you've

591
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: been drinking from. But you shouldn't have been able to

592
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: have this money to begin with. I mean I guess

593
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: if you started, Yeah, I mean I guess you could.

594
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: It hasn't prolapsed. You started at thirty two. See you

595
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: look much younger. Do you mind if I take some

596
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: of your blood for my own personal experiments? That's fine? Yeah?

597
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: Are you coming coming down? It's a double check. You're

598
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: a doctor, you know well, I've never seen a body

599
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: like yours before, and you're flushed and you're what was

600
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: going on? This is just a standard physical So I'm

601
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: just gonna ask you a series of questions at all doctors,

602
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: but as so, first of all, your height, your your weight,

603
00:33:52,320 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: blood type? Are you coming? Oh? Are you currently coming? Oh? No, no,

604
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: this is These are just standard questions. I wouldn't want

605
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: to presume that somebody is coming. Uh it's I I

606
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:17,919
Speaker 1: have a hard time telling. Do you have kids? Um? Yeah,

607
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: I've got beautiful children? One congratulations? Okay, so was that

608
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: that a no on question for I do not smolk?

609
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I got these out of our Okay, alcohol usage?

610
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: How do I pour it on my body? Or do

611
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: I drink it. How many drinks a week? How many

612
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: days are in a week? Ship? Um, yes, okay, so

613
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: are you coming or not? Because we've got chocolate milk

614
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: in the trunk of our car. Let me you're gonna

615
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: want this? Are you gonna The tornk is refrigerating. The

616
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: tornk isn't just like baking in this and you know

617
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Just go popping there. We got ice,

618
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: I at icing. It's all dry ice. Don't touch the

619
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: ice is gonna burn you, all right? And if you

620
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 1: get it burn what's the best remedy checking chocolate milk.

621
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 1: That's a fact because the lactate in the milk works

622
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: as a kind of molecular healer when it comes to

623
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 1: burns and minor scrapes and wounds. It's better than neal

624
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: sport because we put neal sport in there. That's suffocating it.

625
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: That's not even You got a band aid. You got

626
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: a band aid, right, you got a banded on. I

627
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: see a band take their banded off, take their banded off.

628
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: It's like kind of take it off, take it off

629
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: and out here this little sample. Put this check the man.

630
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 1: The workout starts in two minutes. Just give me a second,

631
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 1: give me a second. We gotta get out of here.

632
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here. You take this, take

633
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 1: this little card in here. Let's hear you as for you. Okay, here,

634
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: all right, let's work these lakes. I don't know the

635
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: workout started a minute ago. Well, I'm ready to work out. Now,

636
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: come on? Are you ready to working out? Yeah? You're

637
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: sucking hopped up in chocolate milk? Aren't you hopped pure?

638
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 1: I'm not hopped up on it. I'm just using a

639
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: little chocolate milk to get through the workout. Huh. All right?

640
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: Are you coming that same too? I promise you that

641
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:30,280
Speaker 1: is same too. J three comes to us in patroon

642
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: VFP Matt. It's the most unusual spelling l apostrophe capital

643
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: h e U R e u X Matt, Greg, what

644
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: do you think? Uh laro interesting choice? High alchemists an

645
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: idea for the queue. A person unsure if some of

646
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: their remote coworkers are interestingly enough AI, okay, when did

647
00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: the new recruits arrived? We should be letting him into

648
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: the zoom room at any point? Can you match? You're

649
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: not yourself as you come in? We can see you, Yes,

650
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: we can hear you. What's your name? My name is

651
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: Hunter Furter. Hunter for got it? Okay, Hunter, where are

652
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: you zooming in from? I am zooming in from Pacoima, California. Yeah,

653
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: sure of course, big Yeah. Welcome. We're just getting started.

654
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: You're the first one to arrive, so thank you for

655
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: your promptness. Uh, technically a little early, but that's good

656
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 1: for us, super good. I don't know how your internet

657
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: is working, but your your faces seems to be frozen,

658
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: but you're still able to talk. Um, you know what.

659
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: I think my nephew was messing with the settings yesterday.

660
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 1: It could be one of those um filters. Um, I'll

661
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: work on that. I'll work on that. Face filter is

662
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 1: an issue. And how many nephews do you have? And

663
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: I under on the question, Well you said my nephew. Yeah,

664
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: so I'll just creous how many of those you have?

665
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:10,720
Speaker 1: How many nephews? One? Thats you? Okay, that's an answer,

666
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: and I appreciate it. Appreciate your time and your energy

667
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: and your efforts. Um, I gotta say, I love I

668
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: saw the I saw the article in La Times about

669
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: you guys yesterday. I'm like super excited to be a

670
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: part of Associated with this associated this your company. I'm

671
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: really happy. This is really cool. Right up? And then

672
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: where are you coming from? Previously employment wise? I mean California. Well,

673
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you on mute for one second. I'm

674
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: muting you right now. Hunter, listen, I think this guy

675
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: is weird. Carl, you got no, No, I don't. This

676
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,879
Speaker 1: is the things I don't like this guy. He doesn't

677
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: give me a good vibe. So let's just finish this

678
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: and wrap it up. Is that cool? It's way cool

679
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: with me. But so you know, he just heard. I heard.

680
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: I heard everything you said. Yeah, hello, every why are

681
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 1: we starting? Yeah? Hey, welcome. What's your name? Where you're

682
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: coming in from? Bruce? Sun Valley? Sun Valley? All right,

683
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: it's here. It for Idaho, California. All right. I'm gonna

684
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: put these guys on mute for a second. Hold on,

685
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna mute you. And you I don't like I

686
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: don't like the vibe of this. Okay, great, but they

687
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: can hear. They can hear, they can hear you. Just please,

688
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that these guys aren't the quality contents.

689
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: Maybe we need to go to a different head hunting service. Okay,

690
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: I'm going MUTI fucking check you with the ass. But

691
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 1: if you don't want it, I don't need this job.

692
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, ding ding ding another skull. Hello. How

693
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: many people have I got into like VP positions or

694
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: CEO positions this month? I don't know. Maybe damn I'm

695
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: fing good. Here's the thing, Um, you guys have been

696
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: bringing us a lot of candidates, but they're not quality candidates. Um, well,

697
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 1: he's been doing most of the work, so I'll just

698
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 1: defer to him. Yeah, we're not looking for CEOs. We're

699
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: not looking for what was the other things you were saying, vps, vps.

700
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 1: We don't need that stuff. We don't need that stuff.

701
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: We just need like regular people that are relatable that

702
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: aren't you know, this is this is the best of

703
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: the best. We're here to coach people from going to

704
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: Google or other other companies. Right. Your your your company's

705
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 1: tissue boys. Yeah, you make tissue for your computer, right. Yeah.

706
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: You put the tissue into the computer and then computer

707
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: just eats it up, clean the whole thing. You know.

708
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: It's a little different than that. It's to get the

709
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: stickiness up your keyboard whatever. I don't even know the

710
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: fucking details. Hey you two. Um, I love this head

711
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: hunting business. You guys at the top where everyone knows

712
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: that I won't take up too much of your time.

713
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: Just might thought you'd be interested in some of the

714
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: latest technologies that are affecting your your business area. Hold

715
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: on one side, I'm gonna meet this guy. Let me

716
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: get this guy for a second. Uh did you did

717
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: you make this clean or not? I mean, I don't remember.

718
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 1: Are there some they're different? What are you doing a

719
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: different day? What are you doing? I'm doing I'm doing

720
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: everything right here. And then I'm like, what are you doing?

721
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: I didn't mind answering phones? And then I'm immediate with

722
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 1: you and you're supposed to be I know, I know

723
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: you're I know that you're doing the same word with me,

724
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: and I'm doing the same work as you. I'm doing LA,

725
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,959
Speaker 1: I'm doing the same work as you. If you can't

726
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: take this, maybe you'd just do something else for a

727
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 1: little bit. I'm just saying, maybe she's just having a

728
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: really hard time personally. Okay, I just found out that

729
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: I'm lactose, in't tolerant, and that's actually really hard for me.

730
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: So if you could just keep that in mind, is

731
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:43,919
Speaker 1: like why my work ethic is slipping a little bit? Roma.

732
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know that it's hard. It's hard as someone

733
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,399
Speaker 1: who usually drinks milk in the morning and eats ice

734
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: cream at night. Yeah, we got that. The dairy fountain

735
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: in the office. I know it's kind of like it's

736
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: sort of fountain, but it's all the different. Yeah, I'm sorry,

737
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:05,240
Speaker 1: hold on, sorry, Yeah, hi, hi, Hi, he has meeted

738
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: me and that I heard your entire conversation. Yeah, we're

739
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: actually we're not interested in any news. It's really quick.

740
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,439
Speaker 1: I want you to meet Bruce from Sun Valley, California. Bruce,

741
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: are you there? Yes, I'm here. What is this? Are

742
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: you selling software? Exactly? This? Bruce is not a real guy.

743
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: Did you meet him? No? No, he can hear all this.

744
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 1: I think about all the head hunting positions you could

745
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: fill or you know what I'm trying to say, You

746
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 1: know all these companies you don't need real people. Ask

747
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: Bruce any personal question about his life and then I'll

748
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 1: be out of here. What Bruce does what for us?

749
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 1: Bruce fils positions that you're trying to fill at other companies.

750
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: That's our job, right, But Bruce isn't real so then

751
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: he would take our jobs. So you're selling that make

752
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: it obsolete. I'm Bruce the question asking any question? What

753
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: is this? What are we us to buy? I want

754
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: you to buy my software that you can use that

755
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 1: look like people to send to other companies that are

756
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: paying you to hire people for them. But you don't

757
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: need any more actual people. I can do a Bruce.

758
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: I can do it, Donna, I can do it. So

759
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 1: you're selling his proprietortion technology. That's that's going to destroy us.

760
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: We're good at our jobs. We don't need this. We're

761
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,760
Speaker 1: really I don't think you do anything. Could you repeat

762
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: your question? Oh, Groma, she does a lot. Roma does

763
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: a lot after Okay, don't just say she didn't do anything. Well,

764
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 1: why would you even assume that? Why would you think

765
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: she does nothing? Hey, Bruce, how did I do? Eating? Great? Shoot? Man?

766
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: Sometimes I wish you were real, you know, because I'd say, like,

767
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 1: let's we'll get a drink or something. I live in

768
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: Sun Valley, California. Man, boy, I'd like to drink some Yeah.

769
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: I would just looks like arm wrestle you you know,

770
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 1: or like smell you you know, Like what does Bruce

771
00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: smell like? Bruce smells like nothing. What else can I

772
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: help you with? Honey? Are you gonna come downstairs and

773
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 1: have dinner with the family? Shut? Fuck, shuck the fuck up?

774
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: Thank you sucking ass? Oh Bruce, Bruce, do you know

775
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: what love is? Uh? Taylor, I'm just going over some

776
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: of the some of the check up numbers here and

777
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: this is the weirdest thing. But it looks like you've

778
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: got two different heartbeats going on inside of you. Sorry,

779
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: how's that word? Uh? You know what? I don't even know.

780
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was like, I didn't look like

781
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 1: once you say it a by the way, we all

782
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: heard you coming, sir, and here's your new baby. What

783
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: a glorious day. But anyway, we've got to get back

784
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 1: to the hospital work. Everybody. Sorry, are you the doctor

785
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: with the heart rate report? Me? Yeah, you just came

786
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 1: in here with I just I was like I should

787
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 1: say something because I'm kind of like, to be fair,

788
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: I don't even know if these doctors look at this ship.

789
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just wanted to just like, let you know, right,

790
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: But when you say, but um, are you okay? Am?

791
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: I I don't know if I can be dead? Asked

792
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: with I, uh, I recently. Uh, I was staying at

793
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: my uh my brother in law's house. Uh he he

794
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 1: and my sister got divorced, but I connect with them better.

795
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 1: And I was staying on this couch and I like

796
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: kind of talking to like some new some computer or

797
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: some ship talking to the computer. Yeah. Yeah, do you

798
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: know what bio hacking is? Yes? Okay, I will need

799
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 1: an explanation of that, because that was growing around and

800
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: I just but something we're like, I think he's like

801
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: trying to get the like the computer or something in

802
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: his chest. I don't know really what then is, but yeah,

803
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: that's right. So biology, you're familiar with the systems and

804
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: whatnot inside your body. So immagine someone hacking all of

805
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: that material while you're still talking and breathing and listening

806
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: and functioning and unaware that your biology is being stolen. Oh,

807
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: so they steal it, okay, coma grow, coma grow. Sorry,

808
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,479
Speaker 1: you haven't eaten your eggs, you haven't touched a single

809
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 1: thing on your breakfast this morning? Well, technically I can't

810
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: eat this. This is not dairy. I just don't think

811
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 1: anything else. How's work? Jesus Chris, That buffal I got

812
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: in before the shut down breakfast. Why was noing that

813
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: I said that? That goddamn wake up called the front

814
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: doesn't dessume me? Ship isn't me? Or is every time

815
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 1: you get bacon at Hey? Hey, hey, can you just

816
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 1: not this morning? Can you just not this morning? Now? What?

817
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: Don't start just yet? Okay? Can we all have a

818
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: second to kind of gather our bearings about us for

819
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 1: the day? You wake up at the buffet line? What

820
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,479
Speaker 1: the hell are you talking about? That woke up? Cant

821
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 1: get gathered yourself? You're giving a lot of mixed signals,

822
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: because that's what I was trying to do. I was

823
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 1: still just waking up, getting my groove on. I really

824
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: don't function before a couple of coming from you. What

825
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: a morning? What a morning? My commute from Sun Valley,

826
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: California was difficult morning? Bruce was talking about your commute

827
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: commute in from Sun Valley, California. You didn't say at

828
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: the hotel. I didn't stay at the hotel for long

829
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 1: commute to Denver? How many hours is that? It is

830
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: exactly fifteen hours and forty five minutes given conventional speed limits.

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Speaker 1: You drove fifteen hours and forty five minutes to get

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Speaker 1: here for us nine am breakfast. Buffy, how do you

833
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 1: like working for tissue boys? It's great, it's really good.

834
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: We're still trying to find that like super generic cash

835
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Speaker 1: your position, which is like a real downgrade from what

836
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Speaker 1: we normally do. But uh uh huh, so far, so good.

837
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Speaker 1: But you know what that's we're here at the convention here,

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00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: so we're here at this uh his work convention. Hopefully

839
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Speaker 1: we'll get people to sign up. They're looking for yes men,

840
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: and they're looking for people who aren't looking to move

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Speaker 1: up in the corporate ladder, and that can actually be hard.

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Speaker 1: You're staring at me. That's interesting, Yeah, Bruce agrees. It's

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Speaker 1: just nice to hear something when we know everything is

844
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 1: not going well at home with you. Okay, we Bruce,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you sent that audio file if

846
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Speaker 1: you screaming at your wife and kids. I don't understand that.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it was appropriate, But we got it.

848
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Speaker 1: We heard it. That's what we live with. I understand

849
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Speaker 1: that it was a mistake that you pressed send and

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Speaker 1: that you didn't mean to record yourself, but we still

851
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: hurt it and it affects company moral. Who wants to

852
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: arm wrestle this wrestle all the time, and then you

853
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Speaker 1: smell him. Come on, come on, but why don't you

854
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Speaker 1: why don't you hold onto my shoulder? This shoulder? Will

855
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Speaker 1: I do this? What? What's up? What's up? What's up?

856
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 1: I didn't say what's up? I said what what? What

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Speaker 1: do you? Why are you? Bruce agrees, Grandma, I'm gonna

858
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: finish those upstairs, and then if you want to meet

859
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Speaker 1: me on the convention floor. Yeah, I've been calling her Goma.

860
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: Her name is Groma. What kind of name is Goma?

861
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Speaker 1: That's our show. That's our show. Oh my god, I

862
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: love any robot that at any point says huh. I know,

863
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: it's the best fun. Oh no, that's our future. So good.

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Speaker 1: If we're lucky. Let's thank everyone, starting with Dr James Heening, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Um, I'd love it if people went and

866
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Speaker 1: checked out game Front. Uh. Since elden Ring has dropped,

867
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Speaker 1: we've been doing videos and it's been a lot of fun.

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Speaker 1: So check it out right on, check it out people.

869
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Speaker 1: You heard him, Christol Varado, Yeah, Westside Comedy dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's the our local theater here in Santa Monica where

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Speaker 1: we'll be doing live shows there. Um Alchemy, this live.

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Speaker 1: We'll be doing other shows, some pretty pretty ponies, some

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Speaker 1: bear supply a lot of fun stuff going on over there.

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Speaker 1: If you want to check us out live and you

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Speaker 1: are in so Cow west Side Comedy dot com, thank you.

876
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: Craig Kevin is the self appointed usage, grammar and spelling

877
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Speaker 1: nerd of the podcast. I I do like to admit

878
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 1: when I had a word wrong, when I when I

879
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: personally did not know the correct usage of word. And uh,

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Speaker 1: A shimmy is like a trimmer or a quake, or

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00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: poetically like a dance move to a little shimmy. But

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Speaker 1: if you're climbing up a pole or a tree with

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Speaker 1: your thighs and your upper body, you're shinnying. You're shinny.

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Speaker 1: You're shinny up a pole, you're shinny up a tree,

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Speaker 1: your shimmy on the dance floor. No, Craig, but now

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Speaker 1: we do jackiegin Zoles Dorothy. I can tell by your

887
00:50:55,880 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: expression you did not know the difference between skinny up

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00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: the tree whatever. You don't skinny up, shinny shinny with

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Speaker 1: an end as a nancy up a tree or shimmy

890
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Speaker 1: on the dance floor. I like those fun facts, though,

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00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: I enjoy trivia and I'll plug a friends podcast that's

892
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:22,720
Speaker 1: going to come out. Um, Mike Nelson has a podcast

893
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 1: coming out and it's going to be about trivia. It's

894
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 1: called The More the More. You know. I think maybe

895
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: that's not it because that's NBC's thing, but although it

896
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: might be playing off of that, me and Pat are

897
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,720
Speaker 1: going to battle each other on an episode that's very exciting.

898
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 1: But you know, follow out Jackie Dorothy on Instagram for

899
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Speaker 1: when all this stuff is happening. This is really a

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Speaker 1: teaser those of you interested in the full bank now,

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00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: you know how Joey Greer, you know, I can't let

902
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Speaker 1: video games just one kind of go out there. But

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Speaker 1: we're gonna check that out. I'm I'm playing Cyberpunk. I'm

904
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Speaker 1: freaking out. I'm a jume. Things are pre m I'm

905
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Speaker 1: getting my eddies if you know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: You're in the pipe. Go tonight City, have a good time.

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00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,399
Speaker 1: Make sure to hit those gigs up. Nice. You made

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Speaker 1: all that right, No, I wish I did. I think

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Speaker 1: some Polish people did. I think like Cyberpunk is a

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Speaker 1: CD project right as a Polish company. If I'm not mistaken,

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Speaker 1: So it is. They did it? Okay, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: sit in the corner and cry. Let's thank our producer

913
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Speaker 1: engineer the Stars, Mr Doug Bain. Fine folks that are media.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kevin, like your host, thanking each and every day

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Speaker 1: one of you. Please write a review, tell everyone you've

916
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Speaker 1: ever known, and we just love to hear from you.

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Speaker 1: So um yeah, stay in touch, look out for each other.

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Speaker 1: Please be kind until next time.