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Speaker 1: Given us some thought, and I'd like to fight a

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Speaker 1: Giraffe's a jewel show. And now that the world is

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Speaker 1: like finding out which animals humans think they could beat

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Speaker 1: But why would I want to fight a giraffe? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it wouldn't be easy because I'm short, so i'd have

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Speaker 1: to really Yeah, it's hard to get up there punching

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Speaker 1: his knees. Yes, I would be punching his knees. But

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Speaker 1: I just thought about it, and I'm like, if I

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Speaker 1: look hilarious with his head whipping back and forth with

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Speaker 1: that long Knot would you get up to the jewel?

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Speaker 1: That'd be the tough part, figuring that maybe climbing Tree'd

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Speaker 1: have to climb a tree and then it would just

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Speaker 1: be hilarious. But scientists asked the question, which animal do

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Speaker 1: you think you could beat up in a fight. We'll

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Speaker 1: go over the results right now, and it shows you

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Speaker 1: just how cocky the human race is a goose. Oh

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, they deserve, they deserve to get beat up.

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Speaker 1: They do. But they're scary, they're vicious. Yeah, they just

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Speaker 1: animal on the list, though, I've actually seen one of

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Speaker 1: that fight. So kangaroo though ate that punch up. He didn't.

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Speaker 1: He didn't like. He looked at the guy like, whoa

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Speaker 1: you can do better than that. I'm a kangaroo. I will,

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Speaker 1: I will whoop your ass. That would be scary, that

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Speaker 1: would be okay. Now here's where it gets really bad

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Speaker 1: for people who actually said they could beat these animals up.

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Speaker 1: A wolf what an actual woolf Yeah, people definitely would

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Speaker 1: probably think they could beat up like especially bigger people.

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Speaker 1: There are guys, there are things with wolves and like

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Speaker 1: do with a wolf? Was about about a crocodile? So well,

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Speaker 1: Um anywhere I'll go on land, I have a better

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Speaker 1: chance on land. Yeah, in water, they're like they do

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Speaker 1: that crocodile death death, raw things. Yeah. Yeah, we're going

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Speaker 1: over a study that came out that asked people what

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Speaker 1: animals they think they could beat up? A gorilla? No way, what?

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Speaker 1: No way would any humans think they could beat up

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Speaker 1: a gorilla? You couldn't touch a gorilla. Eight percent eight

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Speaker 1: like I could girl who beat up guerrilla bro an elephant?

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