WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Scum Buster 

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, Michael Oppenheimer has become synonymous with the phone tap. Actually,

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<v Speaker 3>I think the phone taps have become famous because of

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<v Speaker 3>mister Michael Oppenheimer. Well he is back to strike again, right, Scotty.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeremy wanted to play a phone tap on his sister Janelle,

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<v Speaker 4>and she hates telephone telemarketers. So our relentless telephone telemarketer,

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<v Speaker 4>mister Michael Oppenheimer to the rescue.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, see what happens here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Scumbuster Extreme

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<v Speaker 5>Cleaning Tool. How are you doing today, Mitz?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 5>The Scumbuster Extreme Cleaning Tool comes with a three to

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<v Speaker 5>one extension handle and can be My name is Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 5>We're practically giving this tool away today at a very

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<v Speaker 5>special curry.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this a sales call?

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<v Speaker 5>I would call this a necessity call for thirty nine

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<v Speaker 5>dollars in ninety nine cents at our introductor.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I'm not interested. Thanks, thanks for your time.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the scum Buster.

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<v Speaker 2>Extreme called this number equipped.

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<v Speaker 5>With a powerful motor. This easy to use single speed

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<v Speaker 5>tool clean four times faster.

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<v Speaker 2>You just called my number.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, but I didn't get to tell you that.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm not interested at this time.

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<v Speaker 5>You can use it to scrub clean the tub.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm interested, thanks for calum.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh that interested in your product.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm calling brought to scub Boaster Extreme. Certainly you have

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<v Speaker 5>a bathroom, right, of course I do. Is there scum

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<v Speaker 5>in your bathroom?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess everybody is scumb in the bathroom, right, There's.

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<v Speaker 5>Bound to be a build up of scum in your crevices, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I don't need a scum scrubber. I'm good,

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<v Speaker 2>and you just keep talking.

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<v Speaker 5>Everyone has scum in their cracks, and we feel that

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<v Speaker 5>for this offer of thirty nine dollars nineteen have scum

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<v Speaker 5>in my crack.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need this scum.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, it also serves as a stain remover.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't have scum stains. Okay, goodbye, thanks for calling. Please

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<v Speaker 2>stop calling me. I don't want your proctic.

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<v Speaker 5>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 2>With these scumbus, you're wasting your time. Take your scumbuster

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<v Speaker 2>and clean your own crevice?

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<v Speaker 5>Miss? Do you have do you have children?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have anything to do with your life? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you have any time?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that I was told you?

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<v Speaker 1>You was talking to me like.

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<v Speaker 5>People to be called today?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you want that? You just want to talk

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<v Speaker 2>to me? Do you want to know what I'm wearing?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that it some sort of pervert keeps calling random women?

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<v Speaker 5>This cleaning tool by Black and Decade is.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you've got a big cleaning tool there, buddy.

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<v Speaker 5>This is not just any scumbuster. This is a black

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<v Speaker 5>and Dicker scumbuster.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, that sounds great. I'm sure you like a

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<v Speaker 2>black scumbuster.

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<v Speaker 5>In your This unit has a unique roller.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you wearing, mister Heimer.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm I'm wearing Savings and Deals.

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<v Speaker 2>Stumbbuster and shove it up your stop calling me? Hello?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the scombuster.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse this is mister Michael opened Whimer. Who can I

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<v Speaker 1>help you with? I like the scumbuster. Yes, it's got

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<v Speaker 1>a big handle and I don't so I have no

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<v Speaker 1>thing to do, but harest this lady all day.

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<v Speaker 5>Thirty nine dollars ninety nine cents for.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty nine dollars ninety nine cents, and I still can't

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<v Speaker 1>find anybody to love me or scrubby. I can't even

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<v Speaker 1>get a hooker for thirty nine dollars and ninety nine cents.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna arouse people. I'm an Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 5>Would you like me to send one to your house now?

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<v Speaker 5>The hard to reach areas.

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<v Speaker 1>Like falls, I dig the scumbuster, and I pleasure myself

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<v Speaker 1>in hard to reach areas like the bathrooms. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Other thoughtful details, including thoughtful details, include the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>I collect Barbie dolls and I like to dress them

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<v Speaker 1>up that night and dance around. Then. Sometimes I wear

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<v Speaker 1>my mom's underwear, because of course I live with her.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm enough.

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<v Speaker 5>It comes with a rechargeable battery that provides.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure I need rechargeable batteries because I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a real woman. You have an air pump that goes

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<v Speaker 1>with it. Maybe blow one up for me.

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<v Speaker 5>I will tell you that the cleaning tool measures approximately.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I like to measure my cleaning tools. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to use a children's ruler for such things. I

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<v Speaker 1>like children that I like pets, and you probably shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>leve be along with your dog. I'm an Appenheimer and you've.

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<v Speaker 4>Been Hello, my name is Scary Jones when I was

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<v Speaker 4>the Rand in the morning show, and you've been I

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<v Speaker 4>you've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Jeremy did it.

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<v Speaker 5>And you just embarrassed yourself on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, where did you get that creepy guy?

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<v Speaker 2>That is a creepy guy, Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Durand's phone tap