Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap.
Speaker 3: You know, Michael Oppenheimer has become synonymous with the phone tap. Actually,
Speaker 3: I think the phone taps have become famous because of
Speaker 3: mister Michael Oppenheimer. Well he is back to strike again, right, Scotty.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 4: Jeremy wanted to play a phone tap on his sister Janelle,
Speaker 4: and she hates telephone telemarketers. So our relentless telephone telemarketer,
Speaker 4: mister Michael Oppenheimer to the rescue.
Speaker 1: Right, see what happens here we go.
Speaker 5: Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Scumbuster Extreme
Speaker 5: Cleaning Tool. How are you doing today, Mitz?
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 5: The Scumbuster Extreme Cleaning Tool comes with a three to
Speaker 5: one extension handle and can be My name is Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 5: We're practically giving this tool away today at a very
Speaker 5: special curry.
Speaker 2: Is this a sales call?
Speaker 5: I would call this a necessity call for thirty nine
Speaker 5: dollars in ninety nine cents at our introductor.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm not interested. Thanks, thanks for your time.
Speaker 5: Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the scum Buster.
Speaker 2: Extreme called this number equipped.
Speaker 5: With a powerful motor. This easy to use single speed
Speaker 5: tool clean four times faster.
Speaker 2: You just called my number.
Speaker 5: Right, but I didn't get to tell you that.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm not interested at this time.
Speaker 5: You can use it to scrub clean the tub.
Speaker 2: I'm interested, thanks for calum.
Speaker 5: Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2: Uh that interested in your product.
Speaker 5: I'm calling brought to scub Boaster Extreme. Certainly you have
Speaker 5: a bathroom, right, of course I do. Is there scum
Speaker 5: in your bathroom?
Speaker 2: I guess everybody is scumb in the bathroom, right, There's.
Speaker 5: Bound to be a build up of scum in your crevices, right.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I don't need a scum scrubber. I'm good,
Speaker 2: and you just keep talking.
Speaker 5: Everyone has scum in their cracks, and we feel that
Speaker 5: for this offer of thirty nine dollars nineteen have scum
Speaker 5: in my crack.
Speaker 2: I don't need this scum.
Speaker 5: Also, it also serves as a stain remover.
Speaker 2: Don't have scum stains. Okay, goodbye, thanks for calling. Please
Speaker 2: stop calling me. I don't want your proctic.
Speaker 5: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2: With these scumbus, you're wasting your time. Take your scumbuster
Speaker 2: and clean your own crevice?
Speaker 5: Miss? Do you have do you have children?
Speaker 2: Do you have anything to do with your life? Do
Speaker 2: you have any time?
Speaker 5: Is that I was told you?
Speaker 1: You was talking to me like.
Speaker 5: People to be called today?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you want that? You just want to talk
Speaker 2: to me? Do you want to know what I'm wearing?
Speaker 2: Is that it some sort of pervert keeps calling random women?
Speaker 5: This cleaning tool by Black and Decade is.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you've got a big cleaning tool there, buddy.
Speaker 5: This is not just any scumbuster. This is a black
Speaker 5: and Dicker scumbuster.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that sounds great. I'm sure you like a
Speaker 2: black scumbuster.
Speaker 5: In your This unit has a unique roller.
Speaker 2: What are you wearing, mister Heimer.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm wearing Savings and Deals.
Speaker 2: Stumbbuster and shove it up your stop calling me? Hello?
Speaker 5: Oh yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the scombuster.
Speaker 1: Excuse this is mister Michael opened Whimer. Who can I
Speaker 1: help you with? I like the scumbuster. Yes, it's got
Speaker 1: a big handle and I don't so I have no
Speaker 1: thing to do, but harest this lady all day.
Speaker 5: Thirty nine dollars ninety nine cents for.
Speaker 1: Thirty nine dollars ninety nine cents, and I still can't
Speaker 1: find anybody to love me or scrubby. I can't even
Speaker 1: get a hooker for thirty nine dollars and ninety nine cents.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna arouse people. I'm an Oppenheimer.
Speaker 5: Would you like me to send one to your house now?
Speaker 5: The hard to reach areas.
Speaker 1: Like falls, I dig the scumbuster, and I pleasure myself
Speaker 1: in hard to reach areas like the bathrooms. You know.
Speaker 1: Other thoughtful details, including thoughtful details, include the fact that
Speaker 1: I collect Barbie dolls and I like to dress them
Speaker 1: up that night and dance around. Then. Sometimes I wear
Speaker 1: my mom's underwear, because of course I live with her.
Speaker 1: I'm enough.
Speaker 5: It comes with a rechargeable battery that provides.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I need rechargeable batteries because I don't have
Speaker 1: a real woman. You have an air pump that goes
Speaker 1: with it. Maybe blow one up for me.
Speaker 5: I will tell you that the cleaning tool measures approximately.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like to measure my cleaning tools. I
Speaker 1: have to use a children's ruler for such things. I
Speaker 1: like children that I like pets, and you probably shouldn't
Speaker 1: leve be along with your dog. I'm an Appenheimer and you've.
Speaker 4: Been Hello, my name is Scary Jones when I was
Speaker 4: the Rand in the morning show, and you've been I
Speaker 4: you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jeremy did it.
Speaker 5: And you just embarrassed yourself on the radio.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, where did you get that creepy guy?
Speaker 2: That is a creepy guy, Elvis
Speaker 1: Durand's phone tap