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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap.

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Speaker 3: You know, Michael Oppenheimer has become synonymous with the phone tap. Actually,

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Speaker 3: I think the phone taps have become famous because of

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Speaker 3: mister Michael Oppenheimer. Well he is back to strike again, right, Scotty.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Jeremy wanted to play a phone tap on his sister Janelle,

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Speaker 4: and she hates telephone telemarketers. So our relentless telephone telemarketer,

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Speaker 4: mister Michael Oppenheimer to the rescue.

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Speaker 1: Right, see what happens here we go.

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Speaker 5: Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Scumbuster Extreme

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Speaker 5: Cleaning Tool. How are you doing today, Mitz?

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Speaker 1: I'm good.

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Speaker 5: The Scumbuster Extreme Cleaning Tool comes with a three to

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Speaker 5: one extension handle and can be My name is Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 5: We're practically giving this tool away today at a very

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Speaker 5: special curry.

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Speaker 2: Is this a sales call?

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Speaker 5: I would call this a necessity call for thirty nine

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Speaker 5: dollars in ninety nine cents at our introductor.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm not interested. Thanks, thanks for your time.

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Speaker 5: Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the scum Buster.

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Speaker 2: Extreme called this number equipped.

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Speaker 5: With a powerful motor. This easy to use single speed

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Speaker 5: tool clean four times faster.

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Speaker 2: You just called my number.

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Speaker 5: Right, but I didn't get to tell you that.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm not interested at this time.

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Speaker 5: You can use it to scrub clean the tub.

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Speaker 2: I'm interested, thanks for calum.

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Speaker 5: Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 2: Uh that interested in your product.

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Speaker 5: I'm calling brought to scub Boaster Extreme. Certainly you have

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Speaker 5: a bathroom, right, of course I do. Is there scum

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Speaker 5: in your bathroom?

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Speaker 2: I guess everybody is scumb in the bathroom, right, There's.

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Speaker 5: Bound to be a build up of scum in your crevices, right.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I don't need a scum scrubber. I'm good,

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Speaker 2: and you just keep talking.

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Speaker 5: Everyone has scum in their cracks, and we feel that

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Speaker 5: for this offer of thirty nine dollars nineteen have scum

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Speaker 5: in my crack.

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Speaker 2: I don't need this scum.

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Speaker 5: Also, it also serves as a stain remover.

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Speaker 2: Don't have scum stains. Okay, goodbye, thanks for calling. Please

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Speaker 2: stop calling me. I don't want your proctic.

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Speaker 5: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 2: With these scumbus, you're wasting your time. Take your scumbuster

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Speaker 2: and clean your own crevice?

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Speaker 5: Miss? Do you have do you have children?

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Speaker 2: Do you have anything to do with your life? Do

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Speaker 2: you have any time?

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Speaker 5: Is that I was told you?

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Speaker 1: You was talking to me like.

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Speaker 5: People to be called today?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you want that? You just want to talk

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Speaker 2: to me? Do you want to know what I'm wearing?

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Speaker 2: Is that it some sort of pervert keeps calling random women?

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Speaker 5: This cleaning tool by Black and Decade is.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you've got a big cleaning tool there, buddy.

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Speaker 5: This is not just any scumbuster. This is a black

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Speaker 5: and Dicker scumbuster.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, that sounds great. I'm sure you like a

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Speaker 2: black scumbuster.

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Speaker 5: In your This unit has a unique roller.

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Speaker 2: What are you wearing, mister Heimer.

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Speaker 5: I'm I'm wearing Savings and Deals.

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Speaker 2: Stumbbuster and shove it up your stop calling me? Hello?

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the scombuster.

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Speaker 1: Excuse this is mister Michael opened Whimer. Who can I

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Speaker 1: help you with? I like the scumbuster. Yes, it's got

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Speaker 1: a big handle and I don't so I have no

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Speaker 1: thing to do, but harest this lady all day.

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Speaker 5: Thirty nine dollars ninety nine cents for.

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Speaker 1: Thirty nine dollars ninety nine cents, and I still can't

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Speaker 1: find anybody to love me or scrubby. I can't even

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Speaker 1: get a hooker for thirty nine dollars and ninety nine cents.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna arouse people. I'm an Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 5: Would you like me to send one to your house now?

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Speaker 5: The hard to reach areas.

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Speaker 1: Like falls, I dig the scumbuster, and I pleasure myself

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Speaker 1: in hard to reach areas like the bathrooms. You know.

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Speaker 1: Other thoughtful details, including thoughtful details, include the fact that

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Speaker 1: I collect Barbie dolls and I like to dress them

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Speaker 1: up that night and dance around. Then. Sometimes I wear

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Speaker 1: my mom's underwear, because of course I live with her.

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Speaker 1: I'm enough.

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Speaker 5: It comes with a rechargeable battery that provides.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I need rechargeable batteries because I don't have

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Speaker 1: a real woman. You have an air pump that goes

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Speaker 1: with it. Maybe blow one up for me.

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Speaker 5: I will tell you that the cleaning tool measures approximately.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like to measure my cleaning tools. I

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Speaker 1: have to use a children's ruler for such things. I

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Speaker 1: like children that I like pets, and you probably shouldn't

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Speaker 1: leve be along with your dog. I'm an Appenheimer and you've.

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Speaker 4: Been Hello, my name is Scary Jones when I was

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Speaker 4: the Rand in the morning show, and you've been I

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Speaker 4: you've been phone tapped.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jeremy did it.

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Speaker 5: And you just embarrassed yourself on the radio.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, where did you get that creepy guy?

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Speaker 2: That is a creepy guy, Elvis

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Speaker 1: Durand's phone tap