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Speaker 1: Do you know who Sarah is? No? Wait, what is

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Speaker 1: Your wife's name is Millie. And we do a segment

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Speaker 1: You'll be all right, though, You'll find someone else. Thank you. Man.

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Speaker 1: my dirty little secret. It's pretty raunchy. All right, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you about Okay, Well, so my freaking uncle

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Speaker 1: your phone out, like hello, But he's already been caught twice,

423
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Speaker 1: so he probably thinks like whatever. Yeah, at this point

424
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Speaker 1: he's like whatever, she's cool, I'll keep doing it anyways.

425
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,439
Speaker 1: So he so I go check. I go through his phone,

426
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Speaker 1: and I go through his like hidden photos, hidden like

427
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Speaker 1: you know, folder in his phone, Like he thinks he's

428
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Speaker 1: so cool, Like so dumb. So I find the grossest

429
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Speaker 1: picture of him and like this lady that he goes

430
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Speaker 1: to work with and they're naked in the bed. What

431
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 1: really hidden? Did you show your aunt? I haven't showed

432
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Speaker 1: her yet. I don't know what you look? Yeah, what'd

433
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 1: you do with that? I've been well, I of course,

434
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Speaker 1: I screenshot it and send it to myself. The you know,

435
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Speaker 1: if you're on did your own ever give him like

436
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Speaker 1: an ultimate him and say like, hey, one more time

437
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 1: and you're done the fourth time? Is it? Yeah? First time? Yeah,

438
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: so she told me, she told him, she said the

439
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 1: last time like this is it. I'm not taking you

440
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 1: back anymore. You need to get out my house. This

441
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: is disgusting. You're disgusting. Yeah, but I guarantee if he

442
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Speaker 1: doesn't believe her, guarantee you he doesn't believe her. Yeah, exactly.

443
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 1: What hell? You know he doesn't believe her though, because

444
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Speaker 1: if he's been at this point one time, I think

445
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 1: could be too much. Right, Yeah, you should probably drop

446
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: someone after they cheering you one time, but okay, maybe

447
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 1: maybe for some reason you go all right, I'm gonna

448
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,479
Speaker 1: give you one more chance. They do it twice, Definitely,

449
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 1: they should be clipped. Three times now is your fault

450
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,400
Speaker 1: and they're not even gonna think of fourth time matters

451
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Speaker 1: even if you give him ultimate. There's be like, dude,

452
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Speaker 1: you told me you're gonna leave me three times now

453
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Speaker 1: because I've cheated on you, I'm gonna keep going exactly. Yeah,

454
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Speaker 1: you took the words right out of my mouth. I

455
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Speaker 1: was gonna say, first time, shame on you, Second time,

456
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Speaker 1: shame on you, kind of shame on me. Third time.

457
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Speaker 1: It's completely my fault. Like, yeah, I feel bad, like

458
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Speaker 1: she's so stupid, Like I don't know what's wrong with her.

459
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Speaker 1: She's not so stupid. It's just that, you know, she's

460
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Speaker 1: in a hot situation and has a sucky wife no husband. Oh,

461
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Speaker 1: he's definitely in a hard situation, that's for sure. Yeah,

462
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: you should just blow him up, you know, because I

463
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 1: guarantee that she wants to leave him. Probably every day

464
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Speaker 1: she wants to leave him. That's a stressful life too,

465
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Speaker 1: to be with someone that you know has done that before.

466
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: You can't trust them ever. Again, that's a lot of stress.

467
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Speaker 1: She probably wants to leave for whatever reason she can't.

468
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 1: But you should, literally, I don't know if you have

469
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Speaker 1: any money in the bank, put up a thing in

470
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Speaker 1: towns in times square of the picture, oh man, and

471
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,199
Speaker 1: then put a number on it for your aunt so

472
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Speaker 1: that everybody can text her and say you should leave

473
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Speaker 1: this dude, or does blackmail? Yeah, you could do so much.

474
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Speaker 1: Everybody can use much money to everybody. Yeah, well if yeah,

475
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Speaker 1: I forgot to ask that question first. Does he have money?

476
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're pretty well off. Oh blackmail. That's but

477
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,679
Speaker 1: that's another thing I was thinking too, Because they're so

478
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 1: well off, maybe she like doesn't care anymore. Like maybe

479
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 1: she's like, whatever, you're gonna die and I'm gonna get

480
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: all this money anyways. Yeah, yeah, she's doing her own

481
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Speaker 1: thing on the side too. Black the blackmail first. Don't

482
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Speaker 1: know the blackmail first? Okay, do that. That's all motto

483
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Speaker 1: on this show. All right, well, thank you for telling

484
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Speaker 1: us your little secret. Thanks guys, I got some good tips. Then,

485
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Speaker 1: Jubil Show on demand and welcome back to the game

486
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Speaker 1: show that's taking America by storm. It is Stupid Internet Questions.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Harvey Dinkle, and this is the show

488
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: where we discuss the topics that are being argued about

489
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Speaker 1: online daily. It's stupid Internet Questions and it's Harvey Dinkle,

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Speaker 1: your host. Stop. Did I mentioned my name is Harvey

491
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Speaker 1: dankle yea yeah? And did I mentioned the stupid Internet

492
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Speaker 1: question for the day? Yet? No I didn't. And That's

493
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Speaker 1: what I'm about to do. I'm your host, Harvey Dinkle.

494
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Speaker 1: This is Stupid Internet Questions. Here we go. Today's stupid

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Speaker 1: internet question. The question that's being asked all over the

496
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Speaker 1: dot com say it, and the people are arguing about me,

497
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Speaker 1: is this should toilet paper go over or under when

498
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Speaker 1: you put it on the roll in the bathroom? This

499
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: is a great question. This is this is one for

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Speaker 1: the books. This is one for the history books. This

501
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 1: is a question has been asked a lot, and people

502
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,880
Speaker 1: argue about it all the time. I feel like men

503
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: get it wrong and women get it right, really, because

504
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Speaker 1: if you think about it, the easiest way is over, clearly,

505
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Speaker 1: because if you put it over every single time, you'll

506
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Speaker 1: always know to roll it that way, and then you'll

507
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Speaker 1: get it at some point going under. You can just

508
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: keep going and going and going, and it could be

509
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Speaker 1: going down the back of the wall and then it

510
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Speaker 1: touches the wall and it could touch the floor. I

511
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Speaker 1: disagree jumping in its second one second. If you're paying

512
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Speaker 1: attention at home, this is stupid enough questions So far,

513
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Speaker 1: Alex has said that she thinks the toilet paper should

514
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Speaker 1: go on the roll with it going over, and I've

515
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: pready sure been at his wighing in and it seems

516
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Speaker 1: like he has a different opinion. Let's get back to

517
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Speaker 1: the show absolutely okay, So it goes the other way,

518
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Speaker 1: it goes under, because if you put it over it

519
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,479
Speaker 1: could get caught up. Sometimes it gets like caught and

520
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 1: you can't pull it anymore on what the wall like.

521
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: It just doesn't roll out sometimes, like when you pull

522
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Speaker 1: it and it's over, it doesn't roll. Are you talking

523
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Speaker 1: about it doesn't single time it rolls out? No? No,

524
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: you talking about bathrooms where sometimes the rolls is like

525
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: too tight. You know, I'm talking about in every bathroom

526
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 1: they're doing it wrong, all right, if you had a

527
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Speaker 1: legitimate like reason, this is your side. This is one

528
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 1: say that like if it goes over, it just because

529
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Speaker 1: let's say you like rip a piece right and it

530
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: kind of like doesn't have enough to like roll all

531
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Speaker 1: the way over, then it just falls down down the

532
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 1: back of then it comes out. Sometimes it doesn't, especially

533
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Speaker 1: especially if it's in one of those like public bathroom

534
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: ones where you can't see the roll out where the

535
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: hell did the toilet paper go? So that's why you

536
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,360
Speaker 1: always leave it under. So it could hang okay either way,

537
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: but it's better over it doesn't. It does not, I

538
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: know someone else could I get an amen? On? Hallelujah

539
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 1: Church people get very passionate about which way the toilet

540
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: paper goes. This has been a hot topic for me

541
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Speaker 1: for like a long time because I have asked nice

542
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: I have asked the people that I've lived with, I

543
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: have asked nicely. I have asked repeatedly. I've been like,

544
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,199
Speaker 1: can you just please put the toilet paper on with

545
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: it going over? It's going to be easier for you,

546
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 1: for me, for everybody. So do I people put it

547
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: wrong on all the time? Yeah, downstairs bathroom that use

548
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: all the time is literally on the wrong way. I

549
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: really Okay, I'll attention. I know we've had this conversation

550
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:37,479
Speaker 1: before because that bathroom, Yeah it does producer Bennet jumping in.

551
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: It's the right way. Okay, you're doing it the right way.

552
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't even know how I'm doing it. So

553
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: that my opinion on the toilet paper over or under

554
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: a conversation, which is a huge debate that people have

555
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: all the time, is Wow, some people are stressed the

556
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: f out, Like, I don't care as long as it's

557
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: toilet paper on the roll. I'm I never thought about

558
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: it before because I'm just like, as long as I

559
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: have something to wipe with it, could even be a

560
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: shirt if I'm in a situation where it just needs

561
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: to know, as long as it's not my hand, just good.

562
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: But then I did notice though that I think over

563
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: is a little nicer. Yeah, yeah, it is. Everybody rolls

564
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: off easier. And I didn't know that until Alex and

565
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: I got married and then we were living together, and

566
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I was sitting there one day and

567
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: I was just contemplating life on the toilet for hours,

568
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: like I do. I was like, Wow, you know what

569
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: that is? Nicer? I guess I understand why people have

570
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: a preference, although I obviously clearly still don't do it,

571
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 1: but i'd like to. When it's wrapped under, you can't

572
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: control when it rips, and it just rips out of nowhere,

573
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: and I have to pull it with all your might,

574
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: like your own. The price is right spinning that wheel,

575
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: That's what it feels like. And versus when it's over,

576
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: you just right there, put your hand on top and

577
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: you just pull it in. Yeah, and then it's just

578
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: like under, you have to like hit the walls. Science Honestly,

579
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: it looks pissed And I'm not going to the bathroom

580
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: at any of your places or he is going to

581
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: He's just gonna go on the floor and be like,

582
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: that's because you don't have a toilet the right Jubile

583
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: because he's always in there anyway. Stupid Internet questions. I'm

584
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Speaker 1: your host, Harvey Dinkle, and will see you tomorrow for

585
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: another round of what the Internet's arguing about? Text to

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Speaker 1: us four one O six one toilet paper over under

587
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Speaker 1: over It is still getting heated in here. We'll be

588
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Speaker 1: back maybe. I'm Harvey Dinkle and June in tomorrow. Sometimes

589
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Speaker 1: another round of stupid Internet questions. The Jubil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jubile phone frame, weakday mornings on It's twenties. Hello,

591
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Speaker 1: this is Steve, Thanks for COLI. How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Hello Steve, this is TSG. I was looking to speak

593
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Speaker 1: with somebody in charge there about an issue that I

594
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: had in your restaurant the other day. Not a man.

595
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Speaker 1: When you say TSG, is that your company's name or group?

596
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: Theodor Sebastian Gumfre is the name. I thought maybe you

597
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Speaker 1: will have known that. No, I'm sorry, I did. I did. Okay,

598
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: so you're your luck. I can definitely help you. I'm

599
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: glad that you bring up luck. Because I've had a

600
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: lot of luck in my life. But just three days

601
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: ago I made a reservation. Then I was treated with

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Speaker 1: the most disrespect I think I have ever received in

603
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Speaker 1: my life when I showed up to take my table. Yes,

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00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: I was a tad bit late for my RESI but

605
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Speaker 1: it was not honored, and I was given such an attitude. Well,

606
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that, but how late were you?

607
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: You noticed they still should have been trying to get

608
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: you a table regardless. Well, the reservation was for eight o'clock.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you that eight o'clock on the news three

610
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Speaker 1: days ago. Okay, it was for eight o'clock and I

611
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: showed up yesterday to take my table, and I was

612
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Speaker 1: told that my reservation would not be honored. Oh okay,

613
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: so your reservation was worth three days ago, three days ago. Yes,

614
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: they came in yesterday at eight o'clock on the button

615
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: and I was given a solid no from the young

616
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Speaker 1: lady working the front desk. I'm giving them confused if

617
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Speaker 1: I'm just really not understanding, I'm sure you're not understanding

618
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: because you work at a restaurant. Let me say it again.

619
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Speaker 1: I made the reservation for eight o'clock three days ago.

620
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: I showed up at eight o'clock yesterday and my reservation

621
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Speaker 1: was not honored. And I was given such an attitude

622
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: by the woman working the front desk that I wanted

623
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Speaker 1: to on the floor. I've never said that out loud.

624
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: I thought it in my head many times, and I

625
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: almost did it. Sir, all right, I think I think

626
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: I've had enough of this. I mean, ahead, are you

627
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: listening to yourself? You showed up two days late for

628
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: your reservation? I mean I showed up reservation and you

629
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: show up on the day, not two days later. Are

630
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Speaker 1: you okay? I'll have you know. I had lunch last

631
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: week in Belize with Joe Jonas. I made the reservations

632
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Speaker 1: a week earlier, showed up a week later, and they

633
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: still honored my reservation. And that was in Belize. This

634
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: is America, Jack. I don't know what to tell you.

635
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: My name is not Jack. It's theater Bastard Comfrey. I

636
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: told you that, all right, buddy, don't you if you

637
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: come in here or you don't? Okay, truly, I don't

638
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: even want you. You even know who I am? Yeah,

639
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: I really don't care. I'll have you know there's something

640
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: you don't know about tsg Oh my god, what is it, Nail, Sir?

641
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: You don't know the power I have. I happen to

642
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,719
Speaker 1: be best friends with the owner of your establishment, and

643
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to have your job and that hoster that

644
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: would not seek me, sir, I am the owner. Okay,

645
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: I own this plate, and I'm telling you right now

646
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 1: I don't know you you okay, okay, you're telling me

647
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: that you own the restaurant, but you're answering the phone. Okay,

648
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: you don't own a restaurant and then answer the phones

649
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: at the restaurant. You're silly. I like you now, although

650
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: I do want to smack you and pee on the floor.

651
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: But I think that's funny that you said that. Thank

652
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: you for the joke and the laugh. So so here, brainier.

653
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: If I'm not the owner, what's the owner's name? His

654
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: name is Stewart Crosby, Stewart with two years. That's why

655
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: it's like that, stew or cross Oh wa, no, no, no, no, no,

656
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: I'm the owner, dude. Well the fine. Maybe your friend

657
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,919
Speaker 1: Nick owns the restaurant. Nick, do you own the restaurant? Yes?

658
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: I do. My name it's Stuart Crosby. Nick Crossby is

659
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: on the phone. Now, how do you feel about that? What?

660
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jebel show phone prank on you

661
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: and your buddy Nick wanted to message you. That's the pull.

662
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: You know, I knew something was like just just weird,

663
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: Like what is this person? What did you say? TVs

664
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 1: TSG Theater Sebastian Gun for us? That was really mean, dude.

665
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: You know you're cut off man. Dude, dude, And you

666
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: know what, you don't have to tell me about the

667
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: reservation story today because you wake up every morning with

668
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: Jebil phone pranks. We say mornings on the twenties only

669
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: on the new Hits one six point one. You've heard

670
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: of Netflix and Chill it's a Jewels show, But have

671
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: you heard of all the other streaming service ads that

672
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: are out there? No, there's quite a few. There's lots

673
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: of streaming services and lots of hands for them. We're

674
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: gonna tell you all those. Also, first day follow up

675
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: is coming up and you're gonna hear why dude isn't

676
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: getting a call back from another dude that he met

677
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: on a jog and the reason why this guy's not

678
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: getting a call back something that I've done in my

679
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: personal life a lot. It's relatable, but it shouldn't be

680
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 1: exactly and you'll hear it in your first day follow

681
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 1: up right after this The Jewel Show on Demand First

682
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: day follow up. You know you can tell if you're attractive. Oh,

683
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: someone will hit on you when you're running? Really yeah,

684
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: well guess well, no I'm not attractive then? Well that

685
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is if you're super attractive and people

686
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 1: can look past your weird gait when you're running, you

687
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 1: must be really hot. You should see Jewel try to

688
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: run back on defense when he's playing basketball the gym.

689
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: Is it bad? Is my back pedal that bad? You're

690
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: not backpedaling, you're front pedaling. Oh well that front pedal

691
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: is worse than my back pedal. Ima, I love you

692
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: to do, but it looks like you're putting so much

693
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,720
Speaker 1: power and effort into getting back there and like hardly

694
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: going anywhere. Why we're going over this point trying to

695
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: do a first date follow up? Not just completely destroying

696
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: my confidence, but on the phone right now for a

697
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: first date follow up is Isaac and Isaac got hit

698
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: on while running, but now the dude who hit on

699
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: him is not calling him back. What's up? Isaac, Hey,

700
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: you guys do it this morning. You're probably better than

701
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 1: I am, because I just got demolished for how weird

702
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: I run before we get into your date, and how

703
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: you met this guy what's his name? Yeah, his name's Charlie. Charlie. Okay,

704
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 1: so you met him when you were running? Uh? Yeah,

705
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: I was, um, you know, out for an afternoon jog,

706
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: and the next thing I know, this this guy just

707
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 1: kind of like sidles up to me and starts talking

708
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 1: to me while we're while we're running, which never happened

709
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: to me before. But it was, I mean, it was cool. Yeah,

710
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: that's I mean, it's aggressive. That is like all I

711
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: can imagine is like looks for awkward in my head.

712
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: That's a weird way to meet somebody. How it was Yeah, no,

713
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I caught eyes earlier, but I

714
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting him to say anything, And yeah I was.

715
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: I was breathing pretty hard, but as soon as he

716
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 1: came up to me, you know, I slowed it down

717
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 1: to like a more of a power walk kind of day.

718
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: And that's interesting because you never know this guy before.

719
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: And did you know he was hitting on you right away?

720
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: Or did you think something like friendly dude was talking

721
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: to you. This is an ignorant drink, I asked the question.

722
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:33,320
Speaker 1: I honestly, you know, like no, no, no, I knew

723
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: he was. He was hitting on me, and like it

724
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: wasn't subtle like some of the looks I was giving it,

725
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Okay, all right, cool? So

726
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: how was a conversation like after he came up to you?

727
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: How much time did you guys went together? And how

728
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,760
Speaker 1: was the vibe? Yeah? Yeah, I mean the conversation was great.

729
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: We be like, I don't know, talk for like an

730
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: hour or so. Oh yeah. At some point in the

731
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: conversation we talked about, you know, maybe meeting up that night.

732
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 1: So we decided, um that I would go over to

733
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: his place to like watch a movie and stuff. So

734
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: it was like netflick, Hey, you want to come over

735
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: to my place later. I would imagine, you know what

736
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: the deal, something's gonna go down. Yeah, uh yeah, it

737
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: did pretty much happened the way you guys said it happened.

738
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: Drank a lot and um, you know it was fun,

739
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 1: all right, you drank a lot and it was fun

740
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 1: and he's not calling you back though after that. No,

741
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: So I woke up the next morning and he was

742
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:36,919
Speaker 1: a little a little cold. Um, and I didn't understand why,

743
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: but you know, not everyone's in morning person. Yeah. Um,

744
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: so I left. But now he's he's not texting me,

745
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: and I don't know why, becau it's a really good

746
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: time together. But I mean I did get kind of

747
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: drunk the night before somewhere that I said something. Okay,

748
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: So how many times have you tried to text him?

749
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: And how long has it been? Uh, it's been like

750
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 1: a week and a half, okay, And how many times

751
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: in the week and a half have you tried to

752
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 1: reach out to him? I mean it's kind of like

753
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: it's on the know three times and he hasn't He

754
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 1: hasn't replied once. No, all right, and anything you can

755
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: think of, just the drinking thing, like you said, I

756
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: made the drinking thing. Maybe he didn't think I was

757
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: very good. I don't know, good at drinking or good

758
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: at other things. Netflix and h okay, I think I

759
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, So I don't know. I was just

760
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: I was just hoping you guys can help me out.

761
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do that. We'll play a song, come

762
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: back and then call him and see if we can

763
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: figure out what we're wrong. Okay, thank you, all right,

764
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: we'll do it next time. So many streaming services out there,

765
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: there's got to be a lot of terms for watching

766
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: them and then hooking up. There's Netflix and Chill we

767
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: all know that one. Yeah, that's the only one I know.

768
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: Hulu and hump oh my gosh, is that real? HBO

769
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: Max and sacks Amazon and get it on that works,

770
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: Disney Plus and ride my bu us, Apple TV and

771
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: do me anyway. All I know is right in the

772
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: middle of the first day follow up and Isaac is

773
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 1: on the phone with us. And Isaac met a dude

774
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: named Charlie while he was out on a run. He

775
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: said Charlie came up to him and kind of hit

776
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: him up while they were running. They ended up like

777
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 1: hanging out together for an hour and then met up

778
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: later that evening. He drank a lot, so he thinks

779
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: maybe he said something wrong while he was drunk, because

780
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 1: he said in the morning when he woke up, Charlie

781
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: was kind of cold, and I not like the temperature cold.

782
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: Was he cold or was he hot still, Isaac, I

783
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: mean he was still hot, but okay, And Isaac has

784
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: tried to reach out to him, but Charlie has completely

785
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: ghosted him. He doesn't know why. So we're going to

786
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: call Charlie and see if we can figure out what happened.

787
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: All right, Isaac, you're ready to do it? Yeah, I'm

788
00:40:50,000 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: so ready? Thank you? All right, here we go. Hello, Hi,

789
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: May I speak to Charlie? Please? This is Charlie. Hey, Charlie,

790
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: will up? Man? How are you? This is Jewil from

791
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:13,760
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. Um, sorry you Jebil from the Jewel Show.

792
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: That's Mahata's wife, Alex Fresh, Good morning and English heaven. Hi,

793
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: it's a radio show. Hi. Why are you calling? Well?

794
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because we do this thing on our

795
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: show where if you go out on a date with

796
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,879
Speaker 1: someone and then end up not calling them after, they

797
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and

798
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,240
Speaker 1: find out what happened. And we recently got an email

799
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: about you. Huh okay from who? Wouldn't you like to know?

800
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: You should know? Would you like to know? Yes? I

801
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: would like to know. Do emailed you about me? His

802
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: name is Isaac. You remember hanging out with Isaac little jogging? Then? Yeah?

803
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: I remember Isaac? Yeah, Isaac said it was quite a

804
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: cool night. Yeah, he said, it had a great time

805
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 1: with you. That's all you said. That sounds that's not

806
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: really said. But yeah, it was the gist of it. Yeah,

807
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 1: it was most of it. But it sounds from your

808
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 1: reaction unless I'm reading you wrong. We don't know each

809
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: other very well. We met maybe a minute ago, and

810
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: so I'm having trouble reading you, Charlie. It doesn't sound

811
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: like you really liked Isaac. I mean, I didn't have

812
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: anything against Isaac. At first. We had a pretty good time,

813
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: but things got a little, I guess, a little out

814
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: of control for a first. Yeah, well that's what he said.

815
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: He said, you guys met while jogging, and you made

816
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: plans later to meet up, and then you know, you

817
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: guys hooked up and in the morning when he woke up,

818
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: you were kind of cold. And that's the last he's

819
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 1: heard from you. He said, we hooked up. Yeah, yep,

820
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: it was now exactly like that. It wasn't like that

821
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: you didn't hook up. No, oh okay, Well why would

822
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: he say you guys looked up there? Like were you

823
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: drinking too much? You don't remember, you think, I guarantee

824
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: you he thinks we looked up. But he wasn't able

825
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 1: to because he was way too drunk. Oh so is

826
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: that why you're not calling him back? It was just

827
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: a bad experience for you. I'm not even exactly bad. Um.

828
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: It was actually kind of in the middle of the night,

829
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: wakes up from thing, passed out and walked into my

830
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: living room and pete all over my couch. Oh no,

831
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: he did not say anything about that. I'd be surprised

832
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: if he remembered. Oh wow, so you didn't tell him.

833
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't know what to say. Do you

834
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: want to tell him now? Why? Why would I tell

835
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: him now? Because you basically already did, because he's actually

836
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: on the other line listening. I wants to talk to you.

837
00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Harley, I am, I am so sorry.

838
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 1: I don't remember that at all. I do have like

839
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: a thing where sometimes I sleepwalk a little bit, but

840
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 1: like it's never anything that embarrassing. I'm I'm I'm mortified.

841
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 1: Like I totally believe that I eat that I peed

842
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: on your couch. I mean, like, you know, stuff not

843
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: like that, but some someone like that has happened before,

844
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: and like I just was it like a big pea

845
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: or it was it like just a little little little dribble, Isaac,

846
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: it was a lot of pet charl I would never

847
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: intentionally pee on your couch. I promise. I just I

848
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: was a little nervous and excited to meet you, and

849
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: I drank too much and like that will not that

850
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: won't happen again. I'm so sorry. What can I do

851
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: to make it up to you? Tell me anything, I swear,

852
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,879
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know if there's anything you can do, manum.

853
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should be hanging out with

854
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 1: people who get so drunk they're just keea and all

855
00:44:56,320 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: over stuff. Oh no, but I I I don't get

856
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 1: that that drunk that often. I was just you know,

857
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: I didn't have to drive anywhere, and I was nervous.

858
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: I'm just excited, So I'm not usually like that. I'm

859
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: not that guy. I promise, Like, just give me another

860
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: chance and I will. I will make it up to you. Well,

861
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 1: hold on, it sounds like you're deliberating about that, Charlie. Yeah,

862
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: let's make this official. Would you like to go on

863
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,439
Speaker 1: another date with Isaac if he promises not to pee

864
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: on any more your furniture, We'll pay for We'll pay

865
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: for it. We'll pay for it. Before you answer, we'll

866
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: pay for it. You pay for a new couch. I

867
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 1: will not pay for a new couch. Well, any proper

868
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: to you that he destroys. Yeah, I won't destroy to

869
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: more property, I promise, I will. I will. I mean

870
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 1: if you, if you love the couch, I'll shampoo a

871
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: new couch. I mean it sounds like, yeah, it does, Charlie,

872
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 1: would you like to go on another date with Isaac

873
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: more than the couch? Do you value the couch more

874
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: than a potential relationship with Isaac? It sounds like a

875
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 1: nice dude. I already threw that couch out. Oh so

876
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: now I don't even have a couch at all. Oh god,

877
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:09,280
Speaker 1: I mean that killed me. I am, I'm so so sorry.

878
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: But I will. I will buy you a new couch.

879
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: Like if you want to go furniture shopping together, we

880
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: could pick one out together and then it would be

881
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: perfect for your place. Oh, there you go. That's a

882
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: cute date first date furniture shopping. I mean usually that's yeah,

883
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 1: that's what they were together for a while, But in

884
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 1: this case, it makes sense. What do you think, Charlie? Okay, Isaac,

885
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 1: you know I did have a really good time with

886
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 1: you that night, then earlier in the day. So I'm

887
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: willing to give you another chance, but you key on

888
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: anything else that I own. No, no king, I am

889
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: not a big here, I promise like in general or

890
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: a big drinker. We'll just have a good, like good

891
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: wholesome time together. All right. Well, congratulations, you got another date.

892
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, and thank you Charlie as thomise, you're not

893
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: going to regret that all Yeah, and when you get

894
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:07,280
Speaker 1: that new couch, do the plastic rap the Jewels show

895
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: on demand, jebils dirty Little Secret, Time for your dirty

896
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: little cecrat. That was kind of English. I don't know

897
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 1: what's happened to my voice sounds a little German. Now, yeah,

898
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: time that's a little secret. What kind of secret show

899
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: we tell? This is the time on the show we

900
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 1: tell the secrets? Who got you? German? In Apostle? I

901
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: think I was going first time for dirty little Secret?

902
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: Text in four one of six one. If you have

903
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: a dirty little secrette you can tell us anything. We

904
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: always keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your

905
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: name is. So you have a dirty little secret that

906
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: you want to tell us? Um? Yeah, So I've been

907
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: dating a guy for about a year and there's something

908
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: pretty big that he doesn't know about me yet. Pretty

909
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: bad half Okay, Well, a lot of people like don't

910
00:47:56,360 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: tell their new significant others or relationships about all their Yeah, exactly.

911
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: Well I definitely wouldn't tell him, like within the first

912
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: couple months. But it's been like a year now, and

913
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: now it feels like kind of past the point of

914
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: maybe when I should have told him something major. Yeah,

915
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: years a while, so it's a long time. I mean, yeah,

916
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: this point you should know, like everything's you know, serious.

917
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 1: Is it that you don't like cottage cheese? Um? No,

918
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: I do not. That's not a secret. I don't. I'm out.

919
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: I'm out about not liking cottage sheets. Okay, because that

920
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: would be I mean, could you imagine it was someone

921
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 1: a year and then they're like, hey, I've been faking

922
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: that I like cottage sheess this whole time, talk about

923
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: being pissed off deal breakup, or that they like peaches

924
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 1: with their cottage because you liked it. No, nothing to

925
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 1: do with cottage cheese, not peaches, not food related. Okay, okay,

926
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: So what are you keeping from your boyfriend? Then? Well, um,

927
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 1: he knows that I am bisexual, but he doesn't know

928
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: that I was actually married before and I was married

929
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: to a woman. Wow, okay, big secrets all around. How

930
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: do you mean you hide that? Even the fact that

931
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: women or man or whoever. The fact that you've been

932
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: married before and he still doesn't know after a year

933
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 1: is a big deal, I know, a really big deal.

934
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: Are you going to tell him? I feel like I

935
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,720
Speaker 1: have to, but I'm still like, I'm really nervous because

936
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: it's that's huge. Yeah, but why did you not tell him?

937
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: A little? Like? How come you didn't tell it to

938
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 1: begin with? Oh? Well, I just it's just kind of

939
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: I feel like it's a bit of a turn off.

940
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 1: What that you're by? Yeah, for most guys, they'd be

941
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: like sweet, what then not the by part? The marriage part? Oh? Yeah? Yeah?

942
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,399
Speaker 1: Was that? Was there a specific reason as to why

943
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: you didn't tell him at the start? Was it just

944
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: because you thought he might not like you? Yeah? And

945
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: he had kind of just made a few like comments

946
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: about um, just like how sacred marriage is and how

947
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: you shouldn't make such a commitment unless you're like so sure,

948
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 1: oh because he thinks that you Oh yeah, So I

949
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: think things were like maybe she'll be my wife. Yeah,

950
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: my first time. You're like at the point now where

951
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 1: either you tell him and risk his reaction or just

952
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: never tell him. But if he finds out after you've

953
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: been together even longer, that's even worse. Yeah, that's terrible, man,

954
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 1: I don't know what you do. Yeah, I feel like

955
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:40,800
Speaker 1: I probably should tell him. Yeah, I have an idea. Yeah,

956
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: you can tell him. But when you tell him, bring

957
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: home like one of your cute girlfriends, Like, so this happened,

958
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: but hey, yeah, what's your relationship with your ex? And

959
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: this is her and I think we should all hang

960
00:50:53,880 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: out for it. That's fine. I don't care. Yeah, me

961
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 1: my eggs. I can definitely find someone. Alex again with

962
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: the great life advice. Thank you for telling us you

963
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: do a little secret. Good luck. Thanks. The Jebel Show

964
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: on demand. If you're in a relationship, you need to

965
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: listen to this segment The Jewel Show. And if you're

966
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 1: not in a relationship, this is going to be some

967
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: good advice on how you can help your partner out

968
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: in a relationship. Also, if you work in retail, this

969
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: is going to be some good advice on what not

970
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: to do with your customers. It's a huge hot tip

971
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: coming at you. Normally I shop online, but I decided

972
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: to go into a store the other day and it

973
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: was so ridiculous and so annoying. Jubil and I are married,

974
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: in case you guys didn't know. We go shopping together often,

975
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: and married couples do deal with it. And I like

976
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: to power shop, so I like to get in and

977
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: get out, she does. The stereotype of a relationship is

978
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,479
Speaker 1: the husband's always like, look can where you're good out here? Yeah?

979
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: Here for five hours you're looking at a handbags, you

980
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: know that kind of thing. But we're totally different with that.

981
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 1: We're going to a store and she says to me before,

982
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: I only want to be in here ten minutes unless

983
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: it's like Gucci, then I'm down anyhow, So I wanted

984
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 1: this spot scar Yeah, and I was under a time crunch,

985
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: like for real, like a huge shime crunch. I should

986
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: have been somewhere already. We were actually were technically we're

987
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: already running late before we started. And this is how

988
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm a supportive but also bad husband Alex in moments

989
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: like this, because she doesn't like to run late, right,

990
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 1: I don't like to run late. It's just I have

991
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 1: all my life, so I kind of go, well, I'm

992
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: late again. Alex likes to be punctual. She's very respectful

993
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,760
Speaker 1: of people's time. We don't see this brand other than online,

994
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: see very few stores in person. And I was like, dude,

995
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 1: when are you gonna have this opportunity again? I know

996
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: that we're supposed to be somewhere, and it's about an

997
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,479
Speaker 1: hour away right now anyway, so we already be about

998
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: an hour late. Yeah, and you're never gonna You're never

999
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: gonna be in front of the store again. Let's get

1000
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 1: in there and shop a little bit. And then she

1001
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: also agrees with me, like, yeah, that's a good idea.

1002
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: But then also we're late. I'm in the store jewels

1003
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: in the men section, and I'm by myself. You know,

1004
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to shop quickly like I always do,

1005
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 1: Like I know what I like and I know what

1006
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 1: I don't, and I know my size and I know

1007
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 1: what it's not, and I know what I need. So

1008
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: I was just looking at clothes by myself and enjoying

1009
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: my time by myself. Then all of a sudden, there

1010
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: was this crackhead on me who worked there. She's just like,

1011
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: who is eving around the store like she's on crack.

1012
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 1: So but she is starting to recommend things that I

1013
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: don't like. Endy, I don't want to see a pigeon

1014
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: how their heads, you know, and their heads just move

1015
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: around like yeah, yeah, that's what this worker looked like,

1016
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,479
Speaker 1: just going around the store, just her head on a swell.

1017
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,359
Speaker 1: I mean she was five pounds, you guys. I saw

1018
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: her a little bit because I looked over to see

1019
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 1: what else was doing, and I see her talking to

1020
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 1: this pigeon lady and I don't know what was going

1021
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: on though at the time, she wouldn't leave me alone,

1022
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: like I was trying to shop, but she just kept

1023
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 1: bugging me, and I just stop what I'm doing, and

1024
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: i go over to my husband, Jubil, and I'm like,

1025
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: she will not leave me alone, and I'm about to

1026
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: leave for real, Like I'm about to leave. And this

1027
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: is when things got interesting because I actually had a

1028
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: really good suggestion. It was like the most amazing thing

1029
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: that he's done for me in a long time. We're leaved,

1030
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: That wasn't I didn't mean no, no no, It's fine. Alex

1031
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: and I. Alex and I are married and been drawing

1032
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 1: a lot of home improvement things around the house. I'm

1033
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 1: not very good at I've had more fails than i've

1034
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:15,919
Speaker 1: had wins lately. I'm I'm aware of the situation. It's

1035
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 1: fine though we're married, We're gonna be together forever. So

1036
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a lot of fails a lot of wins.

1037
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: But this was a win. I was yes. So I

1038
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: was like, all right, babe, go back over there and shop.

1039
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 1: I will keep her busy. I'll just ask her a

1040
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: bunch of questions and have her go find things. But then,

1041
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: but yeah, but so I started starting off fine. She

1042
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 1: was going, she was on her way, She's making a

1043
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: bee line for Alex and I was like, hey, excuse me.

1044
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: I turned around and I was like, do you have

1045
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,800
Speaker 1: this an immediate want it? She was like, I'll go

1046
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 1: back to the back and find it. I'm like sweet.

1047
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Speaker 1: But she would go grab something from the back to

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Speaker 1: show me right my size. And there was a dressing

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Speaker 1: room and it would go in between the store, so

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Speaker 1: you could go out one side or the other. And

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Speaker 1: she kept taking things to a dressing room for me

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Speaker 1: that I was creating for this close that I was

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Speaker 1: never going. I was like, yeah, I take that put

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Speaker 1: that in there, and every single time she'd come out,

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Speaker 1: she tried to go out the other end to go

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Speaker 1: to Alex. But she came out one time and I

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Speaker 1: said hey, and she just ignored me on purpose and

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Speaker 1: went around. I was like, no, I she literally escaped me.

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Speaker 1: And that's when I texted Alex and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I lost her. This is the worst part,

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Speaker 1: you guys. Oh my god, weren't rush right. We're already

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Speaker 1: supposed to be somewhere first coffee, and so I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'll go get coffee while you pay because we're already late,

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Speaker 1: so we might as well be a little less late

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Speaker 1: and try to be more efficient. And then I get

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Speaker 1: a text from Alex. It just says what the actual

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, what's happening. My response ament

1068
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Speaker 1: a letter is OMFG, yeah right, because he saw her

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Speaker 1: walk out the store with me with all four of

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Speaker 1: my bags in her hand. She carried all the way

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Speaker 1: across the streets at the store. After I insist, did

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Speaker 1: three times please give me my bass, she still wouldn't

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Speaker 1: leave me alone. Looked over at the crosswalk and I

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Speaker 1: look and there's there's Alex and the workers that won't

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Speaker 1: leave her alone standing at the corner waiting for the

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Speaker 1: light to change. And they both come up to me

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Speaker 1: and she goes. I was like, here, I'll take those bags,

1078
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: and she's like you sure you don't wanted to take

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Speaker 1: them to your cart for you? And what I had

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Speaker 1: half of mine just for the comedy of it to

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Speaker 1: be like, oh yeah, I also didn't want to die.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Remember you can follow the show on

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