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Speaker 1: I'm cool. It's in my dirty sock. He'm gonna find it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: as a no, no, no, Eddi's car. You can rip

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Speaker 1: all right. I'm gonna hide ecstasy and mushrooms and lunches. Car.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit sorry. What about montres Er right right right, dude?

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Speaker 1: he should have someone that drives that for him. Or

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Speaker 1: he shouldn't have to drive it across state lines. He

420
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,879
Speaker 1: should have someone in every city he goes to that

421
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,600
Speaker 1: has the hook up. I mean, dude, was Bubble Guy

422
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:53,960
Speaker 1: six Player of the Year and New Years later he's

423
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 1: got vacuum sealed three pounds a week. I don't think

424
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Speaker 1: it's that big a deal. It's just funny to me

425
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:04,280
Speaker 1: that he bring it in. Guys, that's the size of

426
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,200
Speaker 1: a hay bale. I just thought it was funny that

427
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,240
Speaker 1: he's the one driving, and I'm like, dude, come on, guys,

428
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,240
Speaker 1: you can't expect people to change. I'm telling you, my

429
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:17,880
Speaker 1: dad drove drunk my whole childhood, like my whole childhood.

430
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,639
Speaker 1: So me when I graduate, when I went to college,

431
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 1: I'm thinking that's normal things, and all my friends were like, no,

432
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,639
Speaker 1: you can't drive, you've been drinking. Like what are you

433
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 1: talking about? This is normal. So if he has no

434
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 1: one in his life saying dude, that's not normal, he's

435
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,159
Speaker 1: never gonna change. I'm pretty sure he probably hangs out

436
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,600
Speaker 1: with some people now that are like, hey man, you

437
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,119
Speaker 1: can't drive three pounds of weed across the country. You

438
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,680
Speaker 1: saw that? Uh? What is it? The hard knocks where

439
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,800
Speaker 1: the dudes telling people like, hey, guys, there's a word

440
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 1: called investment, and the like what's investment? And he's like, guys, guys,

441
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 1: so when you get a paycheck, you don't have to

442
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,120
Speaker 1: spend it all it What do you mean you don't

443
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 1: have spend it all? Yeah? You know who? That guy

444
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,120
Speaker 1: was called Nasset, the one I wrote the Elevator Carl

445
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 1: Nasset cut by the Raiders. But did you hear everyone

446
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 1: being like what do you mean? Like you mean, don't

447
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 1: spend your money? They had no idea because they had

448
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,760
Speaker 1: no one in their life teaching them that that's what

449
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 1: they can do. With their life. Well, in montrez Um

450
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,400
Speaker 1: the money they said he would face maybe five years,

451
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,960
Speaker 1: he's not. He'll have a yeah, plea deal, blah blah blah.

452
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,359
Speaker 1: But it probably is his personal stash. It's not like

453
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 1: he was a dealer. Yeah, so I don't I don't know.

454
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 1: But it's just crazy and it's weird that he could

455
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 1: be in Colorado a cross state lines undarrest, underarrest like

456
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 1: it's it's it's bananas. Yeah, I wouldn't think crossing state

457
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 1: lines is like crossing a country line, like going from

458
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,240
Speaker 1: Mexico to the US. I would think it's just like, Okay,

459
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,400
Speaker 1: I'm in Arizona now now I'm in New Mexico. Who cares? Well?

460
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 1: I mean the same thing when people in Kentucky they

461
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 1: can't gamble there, they drive to the Tennessee line. Just

462
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 1: a place a bed the matter of five feet is illegal.

463
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 1: Could face time and legal, which is weird because Kentucky

464
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 1: they have slot machines. Tennessee does not. You're not allowed

465
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: to have them in in the seat. In Tennessee we

466
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 1: can sports gamble, but you Kentucky. You had to drive

467
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 1: Kentucky for gambling and horse racing, you can't have that

468
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 1: in Tennessee. But you can do horse racing in Tennessee,

469
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,160
Speaker 1: I mean in Kentucky. Yes, but you can't sports gamble

470
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,400
Speaker 1: in Kentucky. Oak Grove where I went to. The slots

471
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 1: is in Oak Grove, Kentucky. Interesting, that's why we drove

472
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,879
Speaker 1: forty five minutes Kentucky. Downs is in Kentucky. It's the

473
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: first exit once you get in Kentucky. It's the first exit.

474
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,959
Speaker 1: Boom there. It is horse racing slot. They don't call

475
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 1: it slot machines. They call it gaming live horse racing right, Yes,

476
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 1: and you can buy bet sign your cast coach. Can

477
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 1: you bet horse racing in Tennessee? Yeah, okay, but you

478
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: gotta have a separate app. You can't do it on

479
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 1: the big ones. Draft that yeah, draft bat fan, none

480
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 1: of those can coach. You can bet fake dogs. Also,

481
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 1: we learned that he speaking of Kentucky or Comicka. You

482
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 1: know how you guys brought I thought, I'll tell you

483
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 1: the best story. Maybe Comick. So she's in high school

484
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: and she works at Sea Island Shrimp House and she

485
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 1: it's the weekend off she's scheduled to work and she

486
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: comes up with this excuse. She's like, hey, I gotta

487
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 1: track meet this weekend. They're like, oh yeah, really, and

488
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, I'm in the state championship. And they're like,

489
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 1: no crap, excuse and she had to go that hard

490
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 1: and so she's like and they're like, you know what,

491
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: you go win that state title. She's like, yeah, great.

492
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: Then you drive by Sea Island Shrimp House and the

493
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 1: big marquee on the highway at the state track champion Hey,

494
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 1: so are they all trying to find it on TV?

495
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 1: The next day? Dude, they threw it up on the

496
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 1: big one on the marquee right next to the highway.

497
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 1: She had her name good Luck. I think she said

498
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 1: the hunter intend there's something hurdles at the state track meet,

499
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: and they said put it all up there on the marquee.

500
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 1: I mean, so freaking funny. Monday at work, I got

501
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,120
Speaker 1: sixteenth place. Yep. You don't even make the paper anything exactly.

502
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 1: Don't even look up the olds online, no need to. Like,

503
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: let's just say I didn't have a good race. I

504
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: will say without Instagram, Twitter, Internet, um, cell phones, you

505
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: can get away with a lot back there. You could

506
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: just lie. You could. Now kids can't make up the

507
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,439
Speaker 1: same kind of lies. We made up. Absolutely not. When

508
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 1: I worked at Walmart, this girl, Michelle's hottie. What was

509
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 1: the address at Walmart? Not Walmart? Walmart was days of

510
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 1: Allah in uh six in it whenn't whenn't? Not anything

511
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 1: special with this Michelle chick that worked. I don't know

512
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 1: what department she worked in. My we did our thing

513
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: a couple of times, but she wanted the weekend and

514
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: she wanted the weekend off. And she's like, man, I

515
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 1: don't have any The reason she told him her grandpa died.

516
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 1: Oh you can always go that route, but only a

517
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: couple of times because then you run out of people.

518
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: Then they're like, they said, oh my gosh, we're so sorry.

519
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: You know, let us send flowers. Can you give us

520
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: the address of the funeral home? You give your college

521
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: friends dormach. You just Google, you just look up a

522
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: funeral home. So she had to look up a funeral

523
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: home in the city that she said it was in,

524
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: and then they sent random flowers to the funeral home. Okay,

525
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: So Clifford Gentry got some flowers from walmartin dude, I

526
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 1: got flowers from Walmart for Clifford. But I thought it

527
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 1: was pretty guys. Walmart to give him flowers. Like you

528
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 1: wouldn't expect them to just be like, okay, take the

529
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 1: weekend off. Never would I expect the boss to be like,

530
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: you know what, we're gonna send flowers. Give me the

531
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: name of the funeral home. Man. I didn't know what

532
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 1: it meant to, like, you know, send flowers to a

533
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: funeral home. Like there was this dude that this guy

534
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: that I worked with his wife died and then I'm sorry,

535
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:37,400
Speaker 1: it's okay, and and a and another coworker who wasn't

536
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: in the building. He was in another location. He texted me.

537
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,120
Speaker 1: He's like, dude, it's so sad about so and So's wife.

538
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: Can you find out where I can send flowers to?

539
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:51,640
Speaker 1: And I didn't know what that meant like, so I'm like, yeah,

540
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: I just sendn't send it over here to the office,

541
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:58,640
Speaker 1: dude and the crickets. I never responded. Due to this day,

542
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: I think like, oh my God, like idiot, because he

543
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 1: wanted the funeral home. He was like, where's the funeral

544
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 1: home so I can buy the flowers and send them there.

545
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, oh, dude, that's so sweet of you. Man.

546
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 1: Send him the office. He want me back for like

547
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: a week, but they'll be dead. He'll see him when

548
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 1: he gets back. I'm there forget that. But that's like

549
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 1: my wife. The first time she went to the grocery

550
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 1: store and she used her debit card or she was

551
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: going to the line. They were like, oh, would you

552
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: like cash back? She sounds cool, yeah, that's like yeah back,

553
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: and they said she said, why would I not want

554
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: a good deal like and she goes they go, well, okay,

555
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: so you want cash back? Like yeah, damn, give me

556
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: some cash bag and they're like, well how much do

557
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: you think? My wife said how much you want to

558
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 1: give me? They're like, well, no, don't you want cash back?

559
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: Shows yeah, I want cash back. They're like, well how much?

560
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: Surprised me. She's like, well, how how much can I have?

561
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: And they're like, well, you type it in. She goes, anything,

562
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: type in how much I want back? Any little type

563
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 1: in on this little keep ad right here. She said.

564
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: They went back and forth for like three or four

565
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,239
Speaker 1: minutes because she was sixteen and just going I am

566
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 1: about to just get free cash. This person just thinks

567
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: I need cash back. And she went back and forth

568
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: like sure, yeah, okay, how much? And they're like, well, man,

569
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: you can get it in increments of twenty sixty and

570
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, that's that sounds nice. They're like, well, ma'am,

571
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: you gotta put your you know, your debit card and

572
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: she goes like what. She's like, They're like, yeah, like

573
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: you type it in and then we give you cash back.

574
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, I thought you were just trying

575
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: to give me cash. She said, I have never felt

576
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: so stupid until this day. She's almost forty years old

577
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 1: and she still thinks about it to this day. That's

578
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: pretty funny how embarrassed he was. But she left that

579
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: store she was like, oh my god, I felt like

580
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: such an idiot. And she goes and when she talks

581
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: about that story, she still gets that feeling of, oh

582
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so dumb dude. I took my kid

583
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: to go get some pizza the other day and we're

584
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: ordering the Pizza's one of those where you go up

585
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: to the guy. He like, all right, what size you want,

586
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: what toppings, and we'll make it here in front of you,

587
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: like California Kitchen or something, and then he goes, So

588
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: my son he orders his pizza and he goes, all right, man,

589
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: what's your name, and my son gives him his full name. Dude,

590
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 1: you know he just wants your first You just gotta

591
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: go to nickname. Just claim your pizza. He's like, oh okay,

592
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: Like what are you gonna give your phone number? Blank?

593
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: Blank blank? Your pizza is ready, so should not security number.

594
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: The dude making the pizza started laugh He's like, yeah, bro,

595
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: I just need your first name. Bro, we don't need

596
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: that much. I can pretty much decipher you between the

597
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: other customers. Was just a nickname, and you don't have

598
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: to give me a real name, man, just a nick

599
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: anything on a nick show whatever. Funny when you don't

600
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 1: know what you're doing, like learning for the first time

601
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: in your life, Dude, you had to bust out lab

602
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: You can't laugh at the kid's dude. That's like valeting.

603
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 1: I never had valeted my car until it's got to

604
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: be scary. Oh No, I was working this job back

605
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: in Austin, so you're already a celebrity. No. The very beginning,

606
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: and we're going to a company dinner at a nice

607
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: restaurant that had valet and I've never really been to

608
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: a place with valet really, And I was like, I

609
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: drove by and I'm looking for street parking street park anyway.

610
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: I end up being twenty minutes late and I finally

611
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: call and I'm like, hey, guys, I need you guys

612
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: to come out of here. Like what do you mean?

613
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I've been looking for street parking

614
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: and I can't find any and I don't have any

615
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: money to pay the valet. They're like, it's free, you idiot.

616
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: And they're like, hey, dumbass, you pay when you leave.

617
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: You can get money from us in here. And I'm like,

618
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: so if I give them my car, I don't have

619
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: to give them any money right now. They're like, no,

620
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 1: you moron. I'm like, how much trust you guys? And

621
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: I pulled up and I said and I as said,

622
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: hey guys, I've never done but I don't have any

623
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: money to pay you guys right now. They're like, I

624
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,719
Speaker 1: don't he's pay on the way out. Awesome, Oh man,

625
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: here in my key. I like you guys, I mean,

626
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: I can trust you guys in my car. What's your name, Carl?

627
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: Good to meet you. Don't look in the back seat.

628
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: I felt pretty stupid because it's something I've never done before,

629
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: never done valet, And I was just like, oh man,

630
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: this is so awkward. I mean, twenty minutes late to

631
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,959
Speaker 1: a dinner with the bosses because I didn't know how

632
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: to pay a valet. And the adult version of that

633
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: is you're like, okay, honey, is our car clean enough

634
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: to valet right now? Or getting too much crap in here?

635
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 1: It has to me ten times worth with kids. You

636
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: got French fries and there sitting on a bunch of

637
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: crap when you get in like, I'm sorry, dude, it's

638
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: just a stain. It's fine. And what's funny is you

639
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: when you're as you're pulling up to the valet. At

640
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: least I do this. I try to scoop stuff onto

641
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: the floorboard so it doesn't look as dirty in the seat,

642
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, they can't see them on the floorboard.

643
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: It's the same because they can absolutely see everything. Or

644
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: if there's a lot of stuff in the front seat,

645
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: I start tossing it in the back seat, embarrassing, like

646
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,959
Speaker 1: they're not gonna look in the back seat. They see everything.

647
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: Arm me. I had a windshield wiper that was stuck

648
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: halfway in the skin air. It was a bad weather,

649
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 1: it was rain, it was sleet, freezing rain. So the

650
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: company put me in a hotel and I had to

651
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: valet it. I pull in there with a windshield wiper

652
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: in the skin air, and I go, all right, dude,

653
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: I let's just both accept it's really awkward right now.

654
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: But that just happened. I'm sorry, I have no I

655
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you. The dude had to

656
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: drive my car with a windshield wiper up in the

657
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: skin air. Hey, dude, let's stress more life, dude. L

658
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: And there's a sticker on the back and that says,

659
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: lets stress no life, but in my car. Absolute. Oh,

660
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: now do you want to talking a finals? What the

661
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: game is so dumb? These games are so dumb, Like

662
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: one day, Hey, one game the Celtics are freaking amazing,

663
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: and then one game, oh my gosh, the Golden State

664
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: Warriors are freaking amazing. Tides have turned to tad. Well,

665
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: come on, this is just so dumb, dude. I'd rather

666
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: go see top Gun Maverick again. Honestly, seriously, Yes, these

667
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: games are stupid. Why you like him? Well, I enjoy

668
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: him thoroughly. Like I think they've been they've been fun. Eame,

669
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: here's the problem, Jason Tatum, I mean, he looked like

670
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: a freak, like he didn't never played basketball in his life.

671
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: He doesn't know. He's not very good at dribbling the basketball.

672
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: What the Boston wins, he's your m v P. No,

673
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: he's our high score every time. Jalen Brown. Maybe Jalen

674
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: Brown couldn't hit the broadside last game, Coach, nobody could

675
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: hit the hurry. He didn't make a three. He was

676
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: over nine because they were all terrible. That's what I'm saying, Coach,

677
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I hit the wire earlier that day.

678
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: That's what I look like. I wasn't just airball and everything.

679
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: They were two, But Jayson Tatum played the entire second

680
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: maybe even the entire game. I know, an entire second

681
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: set two and a half. Ye I was gonna say

682
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: he set in the first and he was tired. His

683
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: legs were tired, he was exhausted, his short his shots

684
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 1: were coming up short. But he's still good. But he

685
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: does need to work on his ball handling. Like he

686
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: gets in there with the trap and he turns it

687
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: over all the time. I think he sees Curry how

688
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: good he is and he's like, oh, I'm gonna do that.

689
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: I think so too. He wants to be Curry is smaller,

690
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: can dribble? I mean, Curry's ball handling is so fun

691
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: to watch. It's like magic. It's like he's doing a

692
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 1: circus act. Like dude, dude. It turns me on. Oh,

693
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: they don't play the tomorrow night. You guys had me

694
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:33,320
Speaker 1: all revved up. I thought it was tonight. No, tonight

695
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:37,280
Speaker 1: is hockey. Oh you're watching that too. Tampa, Tampa, Buffa.

696
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 1: What Tampa is doing is unbelievable. This is their third

697
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: straight trip to the finals. That is unbelievable and sport

698
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: that I can't have them when I got a neighbor

699
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: checked that's the Tampa fan. I need the Avs. No,

700
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: do you know how special it is that they're able

701
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 1: to go back to back to back? How special is

702
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: it in a salary cap driven air? Uh? No team

703
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 1: goes to the championship game three years in a row.

704
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: That's unbelievable. That's so amazing what they've been able to do.

705
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 1: So so that's because the coach is good or like

706
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: what's going on. The coach is good, the players are good.

707
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 1: The GM must be good. I mean they're goalie. I

708
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: was watching the game game six other night whenever. Who's

709
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 1: the Rangers in close out games over this the past

710
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: few years, he's faced two eighteen shots and giving up

711
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: two goals. Damn, that's insane. That's what you call a stat.

712
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 1: I mean, that is so wild that when they close

713
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: out the series, he's faced two shots, he's given up

714
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: two goals. Do they win it? I don't. He's casually

715
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: watched two games. Well, I told you guys that earlier

716
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: this year. I watched a Tampa Bay Lightning game, and

717
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: I always told you I can never tell the difference

718
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: between a good hockey team. They all look the same,

719
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: and I said, man, the way Tampa Bay passed that puck,

720
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: it was awesome. But everything I year is that the

721
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: Avalanche or the unbelievable. I've only watched them beat the Predators,

722
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: and the Predators weren't very good, but then they went

723
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: on and swept another team. And they've only played like

724
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: fourteen games the whole player. So this is the start

725
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: of the finals. When the Avalanche play, Man, I tell

726
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: you when they come down that it was like an

727
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: Avalanche coming down there, and well it's best out of seven. Yeah,

728
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: they're the favorites. Avalanche or minus one sixty five your

729
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: money Lightning plus one. Well, I'm out of cash. So

730
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: they're big underdogs. The Lightning are big underdogs. But the

731
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: fact that they've got back to the finals for a

732
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: third straight year, it's incredible. Well it's pretty predictable though.

733
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: As incredible as this is. And we used a lot

734
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: of fun cute words, apps are gonna win in the

735
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: Warriors are gonna win. That's your finals. Waha, that was fun.

736
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: The great summer guys. Well now it's time for the fault.

737
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: Well we gotta wait two months for football. Are you

738
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: okay with the Warriors winning? I mean, they're not even

739
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: that good or not? What a terrible year about They're not.

740
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: Steph Curry was over nine and they're gonna give him

741
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: the m v PA. He's gonna play great this next game,

742
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: so they're gonna just gift it as a sympathy. If

743
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: I'm if I'm voting and the Warriors win the championship,

744
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: Andrew Wiggins is the MVP. Wiggins, I don't think they will.

745
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: They would give it to Curry most likely. Vote. No,

746
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 1: they don't ask. I thought they would ask every sports podcast,

747
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: but they did not. Losers up because Andrew Wiggins has

748
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: been playing great, great, but no one talks about him. No,

749
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 1: you know why because he doesn't. He's not he doesn't

750
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: shoot threes very well. He plays defense, he reads Mr. Reliable.

751
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: He's just solid and he doesn't have that. He's not

752
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: very outgoing. He doesn't have the personality that Steph Curry does.

753
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 1: But with he is the reason they're gonna win the

754
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: With Steph Curry's personality, he didn't he didn't do anything

755
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 1: Steph curry personality. Oh for nine and he was still shooting. Yeah,

756
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: what does he do? He didn't talk. What makes Steph

757
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: Curry's personality something that the mouthpiece out of his mouth.

758
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: That's not a personality, nervous tip, small school, small personality,

759
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: shooting the threes, he's that's his physical attribute. I'm just

760
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: telling you that's his persona. He's pretty straightforward. You're right. Yeah,

761
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 1: he says nothing. There's nothing about him other than his performance,

762
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: which that's great that he comes off. Everybody likes him

763
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: because they think he's a nice guy. Him and Aisha

764
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: are all over you know, they're on social media. He

765
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: follow him. That's the last post he posted. I'm clueless.

766
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: I don't follow him. But I'm just telling you his

767
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: personality on the court. He's smiling he sees Andrew Wiggin.

768
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,919
Speaker 1: I'm not smiling until the end of the game. Yeah,

769
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: he's jerking around a little bit. I mean he'll no,

770
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: he doesn't. Yeah he does. What does he do? They

771
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,879
Speaker 1: do that dumbass thing when they turn around halfway through

772
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: the three pointer. The turnaround. That's what I'm saying. He

773
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: has more of a personality than Andrew Wiggins, and he's

774
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: known as the guy before. His warm up is the

775
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,399
Speaker 1: most unique of all time. He does little pop ups

776
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: that he throws up. He'll bounce the ball up the

777
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: second deck. He does crazy stuff to warm up because

778
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: the game itself is crazy. You need to just practice

779
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: layups and jumpers. He practices off balance things. He'll have

780
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: like one leg the other leg throw him what he

781
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 1: does weird shot. He goes up in the stands and

782
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: shoots it from the stands. I mean he has more

783
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: of a personality than Andrew Wiggins, is what I'm saying.

784
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: I'm not saying he's the most charming guy. I don't know,

785
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: but I think the media loves Steph Curry because he

786
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 1: drills threes. He's exciting to watch. And he's a good

787
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: ball handler. He's a very talented. He's really good. And

788
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: Wiggins is just flies under the radar. But is Mr Reliable?

789
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: This dude's caring. I mean, I think every time I

790
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,720
Speaker 1: watch it, and I'm only watching it with the one eye. Honestly,

791
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: it's like TV's on, I'm cooking. I'm looking over like,

792
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: oh cool, cool, Great, Boston's down again. Great. I lost

793
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 1: more money, lost more money bet on Boston, well because

794
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: it's stupid. And then finally, all right, next game, I'll

795
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: do it on Warriors. All right, more money on Warriors. No. Oh,

796
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: now Boston is good all of a sudden, Okay, great, Oh,

797
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: now look at it him. He can shoot. Now I

798
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 1: want to see the Warriors path. So they had Denver

799
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: see their first round, that was tough. Then they went

800
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: against Memphis, I was tough, Dallas was easy, and then

801
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 1: now they're on the finals. I don't know, I don't

802
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: know why. I just have that impression they're not a

803
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 1: great team. I feel like there were better teams in

804
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: the playoffs and them the Boston seems like a better team.

805
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: But they're just getting worked now because they go so

806
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 1: ice cold they'll win. They'll win tomorrow. They can't because

807
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 1: Steph currw is over nine. He ain't going over nine again.

808
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 1: And Clay is gonna be on fire. I think Golden

809
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 1: Clay had been on fire ever this whole. I mean,

810
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: did you see the fake Clay Thompson. No, there's a guy.

811
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: There's a guy that looks exactly like him and got

812
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: into the He's tall and he kind of has the

813
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 1: same mannerisms. He got into an oracle and he did

814
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 1: warm ups and stuff. He shot threes and he was good.

815
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: But then when he went and did a layup, he

816
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: air baulted. So with the security lady do something was caused?

817
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 1: For concerned when Clay Thompson airballs it, So she goes

818
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 1: on to him. She's like, you gotta get out of here.

819
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: You you're out. No, it's real. He made it all

820
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,839
Speaker 1: the way in through security, had a camera and everything.

821
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: How is the security Guardenna be like, no, that's not

822
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: Clay's shot. He's dressed in warmups. He's dressed like a

823
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 1: warrior's players, got a bottle of water like he would

824
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: bring it in for a pre game. Hold on, this

825
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: guy looks nothing like like tom He was just banned

826
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: from Oracle Arena. That doesn't look anything. Look all right,

827
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 1: here you go this It may get boring, but just

828
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: enjoy what hey, narray, what are you saying that he's

829
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 1: walking in through security. He's dressed in He's walking past

830
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: about five security people. He's dressed in warriors warm up stuff.

831
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: Some guy said, let's get a dub today, dub and

832
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: he's like, what the Now he's walking past, I got

833
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: a big He's about two turns from the security into

834
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: the stadium. Then he's got a goatee. He got them

835
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: all right, one more security person to get past. He's

836
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: got a bottle of water in his keys in his hand,

837
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 1: and he's tall. Now he's shooting threes. He's actually draining

838
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 1: some of the Just believable. And then this is when

839
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: he gets busted. He's made like three threes a row.

840
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: He goes for the layup and air six. Let's get out.

841
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 1: That's when the lady got him. She's like, excuse me,

842
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: excuse me anything, So we gotta go back. Yeah, we

843
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: gotta The air ball lay up is what cost him.

844
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: I am in shock. Hey, who just he's walks up

845
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 1: to a random door. It's not like he came in

846
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: the player entrance. Like, how dumber these security guards? And

847
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: who shows up to the game in their shorts? No one? Yeah,

848
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: and security guards sees Clay every game and the same

849
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: security guards sees him every game, and like so, Ray,

850
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: you would know if a lunch Box imposter was trying

851
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: to get into a studio, because there's hold on, hold on,

852
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: there's not a soul shooting baskets. It's only him. This

853
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: has to be set up. There are pictures that look

854
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: and he's pretty identical. He does. I saw the pictures, Coach,

855
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: he does look like Clay Thompson. He puts a hood on, yes,

856
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:16,919
Speaker 1: But coach, if lunch Box look alike tried to walk

857
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: in the studio, and you know what lunch Box does

858
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: every single time? Watson the studio right, Yes, but he

859
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: doesn't do that right then he would get busted. But

860
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: he was able to pull it off for a good

861
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: five minutes. He goes, they got him on Twitter? He said,

862
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: was it worth I don't know why he lost ten

863
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: thousand on tickets? Maybe he had tickets to the finals.

864
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,760
Speaker 1: He goes, was it worth it to lose ten thousand

865
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: on tickets and be banned for life? Absolutely. I was

866
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: an NBA player for ten minutes. Bro, That's funny. That's

867
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: really funny. I mean, I just cannot I'm looking at

868
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: the video and I'm like, how is he the only

869
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: one shooting warm ups? There's no one else even around.

870
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, from ten ft it looks like Clay Thompson. No,

871
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I know, but he just walks up to

872
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 1: a random door outside the arena. But what if Clay

873
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: is going for a job. You don't do you know

874
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: where to enter into Bridgetone? Yes, we all know. I

875
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: know exactly where to go, but I'm saying players go

876
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: in there. They drive in the player entrance. They don't

877
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: just show up at the random door. Okay, Dude's he's

878
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: pretty spot on hilarious. That's why I think that you'd

879
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: be able to sneak on a plane as a pilot.

880
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's not try that now. But I'm saying

881
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: like it's gotta be easy. I'm not saying it's easy

882
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 1: going to T s A. You gotta get through t

883
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: s A then change like a pilot. But I'm sure

884
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 1: you can walk straight after the game and be like

885
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: morning morning. I mean, looking at me, he's going in

886
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: and watch when he gets on the court there is

887
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: no one around, like because it's way before they understand that,

888
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:43,800
Speaker 1: but someone would would be there to rebound for Clay Thompson.

889
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: He's not gonna be really. Look, I mean, Eddie, there's

890
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: not a soul in the Arena's hilarious, right. He went

891
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:49,959
Speaker 1: so early, that's when you got to do it before

892
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: all the security gets that's the thing. He's banned for life.

893
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: So it's not fake. It's really no, it is real.

894
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: I believe it now after hearing that and then watching

895
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: this coach. But you're at and like this is crazy.

896
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: It's not crazy because as soon as he went through security,

897
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: they were like, something's up with this. They watched him

898
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 1: for a little bit and they're like, you don't want

899
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: to be the person that calls out an NBA guy

900
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,439
Speaker 1: and tells him to get back right, And then after

901
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: ten minutes they're like, all right, get this is to

902
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: browny out of here. It's not him telling you the

903
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: layups what busted him up. I didn't. I didn't see

904
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 1: the lamp in this one where he missed it. I

905
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: just I think goes bro you a like, really, he's

906
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: just walking around the arena on how did I get

907
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: in here? And they opened the door for him that

908
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: got away with it. Everybody thought it was an NBA guy.

909
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: He was way taller than the security people. That's pretty funny.

910
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: So what Warriors win tomorrow? They have to let me

911
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: look at the line. Here's the thing Celtics. That was

912
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: the first time they lost more to back to back

913
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: games in the playoffs. So stupid. So I do believe

914
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to Game seven, of course, I mean,

915
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: but the garden is gonna be rocking. Mark. Here's the thing.

916
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: Boston is young. They cry too much. They need a

917
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 1: quit crying to the refs. Everyone cries. God, they cry

918
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 1: so much. They're learning it from Draymond. Dude. Their elders

919
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: fouling out of every game, following people into huddles. Everyone. Yeah,

920
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: d When Draymond starts following Tatum into the huddle because

921
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: he didn't he wanted the basketball and they get a

922
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: little skirmish, I'm like, here's Draymond being Draymond, just pissing

923
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: people off. Dude. This is all the stuff outside of basketball.

924
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: I didn't even know you could do. I wish I

925
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: would have known that when I played in high school.

926
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: Been fun to do. Follow the other team into their huddle.

927
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: You would be able to get away with that, though,

928
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: and they're just in high school. Draymond Green didn't get

929
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: away with that. You do what do you get a technical? Yeah? Tech? Sorry,

930
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: in the NBA, he's got a reputation, so they let

931
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: him get away with that. If that was just me

932
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: my first year in the NBA, and I did that

933
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: out thrown out. But because you even heard on the

934
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: broadcast when a couple of nights ago, right when he

935
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: was saying, yeah, we take into account who it is.

936
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. We look, if they already

937
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: have a technical, we're not gonna call it technical. If

938
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: it's Draymond Green, we know he talks a lot. We

939
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 1: let him get away with more, which is crazy. And

940
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: also I've heard the games are just I've gone to bed.

941
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: I've heard they've been boring. One of my buddies, he's

942
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: a Boston guy, and he goes, yeah, the third quarter

943
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: was so boring. I left. It is boring. That's what

944
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Coach is not good basketball. It wasn't the

945
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: last game Game five. The last two was not very

946
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: It was sloppy. It was still competitive, they were both,

947
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: but it was sloppy. And then what who who leaves

948
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: their star Who leaves their star player in for of

949
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: the game? That is crazy, That is crazy talk. There's

950
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: some of these Boston guys who are losing assloads. Excuse

951
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: excuse my French guys, like they're betting on the game.

952
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,879
Speaker 1: Dave Portnoy said he bet thirty thousand on Boston first

953
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: to ten when he lost that, and then he did

954
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 1: an undisclosed amount on Boston to win the game. Well

955
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,720
Speaker 1: he really lost that one. Hey, I bet thirty dollars.

956
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: And then Bob memory that game four thirty dollars, and

957
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: then game four, Bob Menory was second level. He's like

958
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: the guy that does the vulgar played by player. He

959
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: was in the guy you have a crush on. You

960
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 1: bring him up every podcast. Well listen podcast. Yeah, full

961
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: scent of perfect thinking. Boston was winning by let's say five, dude,

962
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,760
Speaker 1: Bob Manory went live inside of the garden. They Warriors

963
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: went on a seventeen to three run after in his

964
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: in his life, He's like, oh I got thousands. He

965
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: said he had six figures on it. I don't know

966
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: if I necessarily believe that, but he's had money on it.

967
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 1: He shows like ten different people yup thousands in the arena. Yeah,

968
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: I bet thousands. I bet the thousands. All these guys

969
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: bet tons of money. Put that camera on me. Thousands, millions,

970
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: oh millions, millions. I bet one bitcoin. That's how hard

971
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: it is to say you have thousands, thousands, thousands. And

972
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 1: when they post their their betting slip, then I believe

973
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: him that because then you can always photoshop. And also

974
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: that posting in the betting slip that might be the

975
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: kiss of death. Somebody posts a betting slip, bet the opposite,

976
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: and I mean, we just look for your pick, and

977
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 1: that the opposite. I figured that one out back in

978
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 1: the day when I gambled. You guys lunch would always say,

979
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 1: give me your par lay. I'm like, dude, that's how

980
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: you ensure that you're gonna lose the parley. If you

981
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: show your boys, just play it silent and if you win,

982
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 1: love but never talked about it before. But it's more coach,

983
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: it's more baller if you posted before it is, but

984
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: just never post a betting slip, yeah, because no one

985
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: posts their loss. If you would just post them before

986
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: that way you're posting a win. We post our loss.

987
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: That's why they call us out on all that. That's

988
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: why they hate us. That's why they're was like, don't

989
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 1: ever take their advice because but if we never told

990
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 1: our losses, I mean, we'd be freaking awesome bettors. Everybody would.

991
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You only people only like to

992
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 1: brag about their their wins. They never sit there and go, man,

993
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: I lost five in a row. I lost this one,

994
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,320
Speaker 1: this one, this one, this one. It's always man, I

995
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 1: was closed on this one, but I hit this one,

996
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: this one, this one. We'll talk about the losses too.

997
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: That makes you a real gambler. But agreed, all right,

998
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: I agree, Coach Dearly beloved. We are gathered. People love

999
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: Jelly Roll. On Monday that was really good, good and

1000
00:49:54,080 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: love jelly. People were saying they never wanted it to end. Yeah,

1001
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: and people are saying, we need to get a basketball

1002
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: hoop and oh I saw their ball, right, I just

1003
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:11,320
Speaker 1: saw it. Wait wait, it's like five minutes in the

1004
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: video when you get him to a hoop. Yeah, we

1005
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: need to get a hoop and play horse with Jelly Roll.

1006
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 1: He was dead serious. About that money. He really was,

1007
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure that if we lose to him,

1008
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: we're going to pay him right then and there. And

1009
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: we try to I try to fake like I'm a

1010
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,439
Speaker 1: ball or time when he said that amount of money,

1011
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: there was no faking. I was like, no, no, no,

1012
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: no no. And here's the thing. He didn't say just us,

1013
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: he said anybody in the building. He doesn't know who

1014
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: works in this building. He has no idea if we

1015
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 1: have any good basketball players. How confident he's that good

1016
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 1: at basketball? That's what I say. Who in the building? Though?

1017
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 1: Rod Rod Rod? He shoots right, I'm gonna take this

1018
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: shot for all the stadium. But that's what I'm saying.

1019
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: He has no idea we could have X D one

1020
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 1: college athletes in our building. I'm a whore. I just

1021
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: thought it was funny that he has that offen anybody

1022
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 1: in the building. He don't know who works here, that confident.

1023
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 1: He's thrown around ten K, doesn't give a rip that

1024
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 1: could be or the amount of five K just scares

1025
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: a lot of people, and you get nervous and you

1026
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: miss all your shot. What's an amount you would just

1027
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: say and not even care about a hundred would be

1028
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: just be a I just kind of suck a little bit.

1029
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: It would suck by, but that's your scale. Now we lost.

1030
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: It would be like, all right, well so one you

1031
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: it's that same amount ten thousand of j I would

1032
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: think that's crazy because it does hurt a little bit,

1033
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: but you get over it. You'd be like, you know what,

1034
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: I just don't open your mouth again. But ten thousand

1035
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even have available. I have to go in

1036
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 1: the red to do it. I have to go to

1037
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: a pay day long. I'd have to call everyone I

1038
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 1: know and ask him for money. He made this bet

1039
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: with jelly Roll, and that's what we do. Hey, Sword

1040
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 1: Losers Convention. We tell jelly Roll, Hey, we're gonna bring

1041
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 1: some listeners and we're gonna have a competitional horse first,

1042
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: jelly Roll, dude, freaking Drugger Ton Winter gets five k.

1043
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: Trugger ten was doing five k Belija that what that hurt? Dude?

1044
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if Trucker Tim still listens anymore. I

1045
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: think he got engaged. What what Yeah, somebody showing me

1046
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,320
Speaker 1: proposed it like a Perkins or something. What are you

1047
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 1: talking about? It was that was tiger. There was a

1048
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 1: ranch there was a random picture of trucker Tim proposing.

1049
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 1: I believe it's some sort of family diner. It was

1050
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: on my feet. I saw it in two seconds and

1051
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,359
Speaker 1: then it went away. Help you call in? Yeah, tag

1052
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 1: us again in that whoever posted cultures, I hope you're

1053
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 1: doing well. I'm getting married on jun eleventh, and Simon Levib,

1054
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,959
Speaker 1: I hope you doing well on June eleventh. We missed

1055
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: it on one piece of advice from each of you.

1056
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: I had to keep a happy marriage, not me. We're

1057
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 1: a little late for the coach's convention, but we're pulling up,

1058
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: putting a hundred on red next week when we get

1059
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: to Vegas for the honeymoon. Drew from Oregon. So, guys,

1060
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,479
Speaker 1: any of marriage advice, I'm dry right now? You look

1061
00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: Andrew Andrews. I mean really, there's no advice, dude. Every

1062
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 1: marriage is different. Just don't have kids right away? Who

1063
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: that'd be stressed forever wherever. Um. The marriage advice is this, Um,

1064
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: you control the channel changer. Make sure she's okay with

1065
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: watching sports five nights a week. Then you'll be good.

1066
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: Even though you're not getting younger, you try to act

1067
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: like you're getting younger. That's my advice. What does that mean?

1068
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: Go ahead and break that down, elaborate on that. So,

1069
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: like we're trying to plan destined and I'm cool with

1070
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: just getting a pontoon and just kind of going old

1071
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: people style. Well, some of the people were going with

1072
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,399
Speaker 1: wanting to get like a party boat and like turned

1073
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: into a party mode. Are they married? Yeah, they're married,

1074
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: and so I'm not n no, and his wife's pregnant anyways,

1075
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm not congratulations that has been announced. Yeah. They did

1076
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: an instagram anyways and they hit a golf ball and

1077
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: it was blue. That's cute. Yeah, um, I would have

1078
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:57,839
Speaker 1: missed the blue. They're not film phil they're naming it live,

1079
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 1: but they get money that hey, but they want they

1080
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: want to do party boat, and I'm like, okay, I

1081
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 1: was thinking more direction of pottoon and we just kind

1082
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: of just what difference, Well, party boat, I mean we're

1083
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: talking shots, We're talking there's gonna be a captain. We're

1084
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: gonna need a d D because everybody plans on drinking

1085
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: a ton. They want slides, they want a lily pad.

1086
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, guys, guys, but then I realize you always

1087
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: fake like you're younger. So I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm cool. Yeah,

1088
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 1: we could drop a couple of lily pads. You guys

1089
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: want to do a wave run or two? Yeah, y'all.

1090
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: Just let me know, man, I can I can fly

1091
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 1: whichever way you want. Man for Chisel but back. But

1092
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm really like, can we not just get a pontoon

1093
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: and chill on the sandbar? You know, question, go, what

1094
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: does this have to do with your marriage? That's why

1095
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: I say you act my wife. My wife was on

1096
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: board with the party ville, so I just had to

1097
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: act young. So I'm like, for show, Yeah, man, let's go.

1098
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: Let's go Spring Bright Baby Spring two Crab Island. So

1099
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 1: maybe it's not so much about being young, but just

1100
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: compromising with your wife. Compromising and acting young. I wanted

1101
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: to go forty year old mode. These kids want to

1102
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 1: reel it back into our twenties. That's cool. I can

1103
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:06,839
Speaker 1: play that. Gucci, Okay, you're We're welcome for that advice. Man,

1104
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:10,320
Speaker 1: If that helps you, let me know. I don't know.

1105
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that meant. Yeah, here's a

1106
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: good email, Cultures. I got fifty dollars on the Celtics

1107
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 1: money line. Tonight, lock it up. This is for game five.

1108
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 1: Unless Kerr has the balls the bench, Draymond and play

1109
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 1: LOUNI more than I may be screwed. Assistant coach Steve,

1110
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: what's the player with Draymond Kerr? Take him to a ruba.

1111
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: Jeff from Lubbock. Sorry, Jeff, you lost, You lost your

1112
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 1: fifty bucks? Open my private JITs. We are going to

1113
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: a rule by my friend. So he lost that. Yeah,

1114
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 1: he lost, but that's okay, that's that's good. He's calling

1115
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: his shot. Well, we'll let you know if he hit

1116
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 1: it or not. He didn't hit it even more late,

1117
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 1: so I have a good Wednesday, coach. Sorry, this one's

1118
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: a little bit later. A lot of people are hit

1119
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: me on instead. I said, uh, because of the heat wave,

1120
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:01,359
Speaker 1: audio is tougher to record. Yeah, that was very true.

1121
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: We're only allowing the building certain hours because of the heat.

1122
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: They can't turn on the A C. A's certain hours.

1123
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,879
Speaker 1: The real issue, right in real talk, another real issue.

1124
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: We can't park in the garage, no more parking. There's

1125
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: no water and there's also no convending machines upstairs, so

1126
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: that is all fat and we're the only people in

1127
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: the building right now, and they were the construction worker.

1128
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 1: They were throwing metal bars off the second deck and

1129
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: potentially in the alley that people may drive over. I

1130
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 1: did see that. There's also that hazard. Yes, all right,

1131
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: all right, we'll see you on Friday. All right, see

1132
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 1: you on Friday. Ray. Hey, so are we gonna have

1133
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,959
Speaker 1: an NBA champ come Friday? No, it's gonna go Game seven.

1134
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: You know the NBA, guys, Hollywood writes the damn script

1135
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 1: reverse psychology, Hollywood does. But guess what, there's also what

1136
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 1: was my thing? Train of thought? Guys, stay younger. Now

1137
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:52,399
Speaker 1: here's the thing? Nothing in the stress? What have we learned?

1138
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: Nothing ends perfect? We think perfect world. It's Game seven.

1139
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: NBA want said, they don't. They don't. It ends warrior

1140
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: your way better team Steph doesn't go over nine again

1141
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 1: they win by twenty. All right, you heard him. You're

1142
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: n't therapt On the Celtics plus twenty plus twe all right,

1143
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: goodbye everyone? Uh oh man once, did your wife get

1144
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 1: that job? You said you had to go that interview. Yeah,