WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Arnie the River Monster

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<v Speaker 1>Kabbooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>The clearing House of Hot takes break free for something special.

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<v Speaker 2>The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now here.

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<v Speaker 3>We go in the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me,

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<v Speaker 3>Big Ben and Danny g Radio The Weekend kicks off.

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<v Speaker 3>A Happy Friday to you the sixteenth day of August.

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<v Speaker 1>But you are knew that?

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<v Speaker 3>And Dan, are you wearing your Hawaiian shirt? It's Hawaiian

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<v Speaker 3>Shirt Day today, big big holiday, Hawaiian Shirt Day. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't look good in Hawaiian shirts. Of course you would argue,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't look good in a lot of things, but

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<v Speaker 3>Hawaiian shirts. I used to have a lot of them,

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<v Speaker 3>and then people pointed out that they made me look

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<v Speaker 3>like job of the hut, so I don't really have

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<v Speaker 3>any at this particular point.

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<v Speaker 4>Some of them look like tablecloths, so I actually only

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<v Speaker 4>have one, and I got it there in Maui the

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<v Speaker 4>last time we were on that island. I'm not a

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<v Speaker 4>big Hawaiian shirt guy either.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when you're a bigger guy, it often looks like

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<v Speaker 3>a moo MoU and it's not a great look. But

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<v Speaker 3>I used to love them because they were very comfortable,

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<v Speaker 3>and in my head because they had a call or

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<v Speaker 3>the Hawaiian shirt, I was like, Okay, I must be

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<v Speaker 3>looking good. And then other people say, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 3>not a really good look. You know, it's not it's

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<v Speaker 3>not particularly great there, and I'm like, all right, there

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<v Speaker 3>you go. It was also National work from a Home

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<v Speaker 3>for Wellness Day. That must be one of it. That

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<v Speaker 3>sounds like a fugesy holiday. They must have just came

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<v Speaker 3>up with that in like the last couple of years.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, Oh, that's for sure from COVID.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta be gott to be definitely.

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<v Speaker 4>Feel like Grudy Gobert invented that day.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 3>I Hey, I I like, I have a remote studio,

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<v Speaker 3>which I love. It's great, but I don't know that

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<v Speaker 3>my wellness has improved my time. I have extra time,

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<v Speaker 3>So I guess that's that's pretty important. You have extra

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<v Speaker 3>time and all that. But yeah, that's that's that's another

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<v Speaker 3>one of these these weird holies.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, let's get into it right now. Let's not waste

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<v Speaker 1>any time.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of email, Danny, I was on the East

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<v Speaker 3>Coast doing my thing and so we are reunited on

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<v Speaker 3>this podcast, and many people were wanting details on what

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<v Speaker 3>was a mallor.

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<v Speaker 1>How would you describe this now?

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<v Speaker 3>It was it's not a malord meet and greet because

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<v Speaker 3>it was just me and one other person, well, me

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<v Speaker 3>and my wife and one other person. It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a military.

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<v Speaker 3>Date. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, I'm old.

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<v Speaker 3>So you remember like the Flintstones and the Jetsons got

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<v Speaker 3>together and it was like whoa. It's like mind blowing, right,

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<v Speaker 3>you know when like shows crossover.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's crazy. It's like, whoa, how did that happen?

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't happen as much anymore because everything is compartmentalized,

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<v Speaker 3>its streaming and all that. But I was on the

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<v Speaker 3>East Coast last week for a fair amount of time.

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<v Speaker 3>Fair amount of time as.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, I was in Boston, and I went to a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of Northeastern states they're the New England states. In fact,

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<v Speaker 3>I made it to all of them outside of Rhode Island.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't get the Rhode Island this time. I know

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<v Speaker 3>Redbreast Paul's likely devastated. And I did not get to Connecticut.

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<v Speaker 3>But I made it to all the other states. And

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<v Speaker 3>the only state I've been, I've been to Boston a

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<v Speaker 3>lot over year, is the only state in that region

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<v Speaker 3>that I had not been to. I had to cross

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<v Speaker 3>that off, and I did, and that that box was

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<v Speaker 3>the state of Vermont. And the only reason that was

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<v Speaker 3>not the only reason. There were two reasons I went.

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<v Speaker 3>Number one was I hadn't been there, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, it's so close, it's not that far.

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<v Speaker 1>Drive why not listen in my head it wasn't that far.

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<v Speaker 1>I drive so fine.

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<v Speaker 3>The other thing is I have a friend, old radio friend,

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<v Speaker 3>that lives there and someone you know a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>as well, Danny, our buddy Arnie Spanier, who lives in Burlington, Vermont.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I was like, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I can kill two birds with one stone. I can

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<v Speaker 3>go to Vermont. I don't know anything about Vermont, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I can hang out with with Arnie. So it

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<v Speaker 3>was like military exercises. It's malad militia and Arnie's Army.

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<v Speaker 3>I got together and I had text Arnie and I said,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I'm going to be in Boston.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess some stuff I gotta do there, and I

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to.

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<v Speaker 3>Come by and say hello. And he wrote back a

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<v Speaker 3>serious you know. He went back and forth and then

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<v Speaker 3>the text exchange and we're going back and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah probably, you know, if something comes up, I might

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<v Speaker 3>not make there, make it there, but I most likely

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<v Speaker 3>will be there. And so we're going back and forth,

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<v Speaker 3>and Arnie's recommending like hotels to stay at. He's telling

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<v Speaker 3>me like all the things to do in Vermont. He's

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<v Speaker 3>asking what my hobbies are and all that if I

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<v Speaker 3>could go there, and I ended up having to brave

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<v Speaker 3>The Element's more on that in a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually almost I'll do it right now. I almost died

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<v Speaker 1>on the way to Burlington, Vermont.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you're not familiar to get from Boston up

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<v Speaker 3>actually I was in Needham, Massachusetts, and the Boston suburbs

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<v Speaker 3>that's where we're standing.

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<v Speaker 5>Need them.

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<v Speaker 3>To get from Needham to Burlington, Vermont is give or

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<v Speaker 3>take a three and a half to four hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Drive. It's a very lengthy drive. It's I guess the.

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<v Speaker 3>Quickly would be like going from LA to not San Francisco,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe San Jose in that area, you know, you're driving

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<v Speaker 3>a fair amount and maybe it's not even that far,

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<v Speaker 3>but but what either way, So, but I had things

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<v Speaker 3>I had to do. Was I was in Boston, had

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<v Speaker 3>some meetings and things that I cannot talk about. But

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<v Speaker 3>hopefully we'll be able to talk about those things soon soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Fingers crossed on that. So I had, I had, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>adult stuff I had to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Which I don't like being an adult and all that.

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<v Speaker 3>And I had a dinner in Boston that I had

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<v Speaker 3>to attend on Thursday, but I was gonna hang out

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<v Speaker 3>with Arnie on Friday. And so we made a tactical decision,

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<v Speaker 3>much to the chagrid of my wife. We decided, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>to enjoy the day in Vermont. Why don't we just

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<v Speaker 3>drive after the dinner and we'll just drive at night

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<v Speaker 3>and we'll get to Burlington and we'll have all day

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<v Speaker 3>two futts around in Burlington.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, that's a good idea. You know, we do

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<v Speaker 1>this a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>We get a Friday, we'll just hear, will get in

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<v Speaker 3>the car and drive to Vegas on a whim.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Vegas. What the hell?

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<v Speaker 3>So that's the same thing. Did not look at the

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<v Speaker 3>weather app. Danny did not look at the weather app.

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<v Speaker 3>Figured out, come on, who's worried about weather? Summer August. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>So the dinner ended much later than I anticipated. Then

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<v Speaker 3>I had another thing I had to do after the dinner.

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<v Speaker 3>So now it's getting late. It's getting kind of late.

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<v Speaker 3>And we ended up getting back to where we were

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<v Speaker 3>staying at like eleven o'clock. I think it was eleven,

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<v Speaker 3>if I remember doing this off the top of my head,

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<v Speaker 3>so I think it was about eleven, maybe eleven thirty,

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<v Speaker 3>got in the malor Mobile rental Malormobile typed in the

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<v Speaker 3>name of the hotel in Burlington where we were going,

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<v Speaker 3>and then we were on a way and off to

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<v Speaker 3>the races. And we drove and drove and drove, and

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<v Speaker 3>my wife was very tired. I was the driver. She

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<v Speaker 3>fell asleep off and on and she does not know

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<v Speaker 3>this because she was sleeping, but we almost slid off

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<v Speaker 3>the road into the woods multiple times. Because once we

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<v Speaker 3>got out of Boston, it wasn't raining in Boston. But

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<v Speaker 3>we got out of Boston, got up to New Hampshire,

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<v Speaker 3>which is just like it's a suburb of Boston, that

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<v Speaker 3>part of New Hampshire. We got out there and it

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<v Speaker 3>started raining and it rained the rest of the trip,

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<v Speaker 3>the remnants of Hurricane Debbie, which I guess at that

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<v Speaker 3>point was tropical Storm Debbi, and it was just pounding

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<v Speaker 3>that part of the country. And the other thing I

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<v Speaker 3>learned is that on Highway eighty three, which is the

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<v Speaker 3>main drag that goes out to Burlington, Vermont, they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe in lights. They don't believe in lights. There are

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<v Speaker 1>no lights.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm driving on a very small highway and it's

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<v Speaker 3>raining off and on very hard.

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<v Speaker 1>There are no lights. I don't know where the hell

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going.

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<v Speaker 3>And every like mile there's a sign of like a

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<v Speaker 3>warning sign moose bears, you know, be alert all this

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<v Speaker 3>all this crop and we what's the term I'm looking for?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, when you hit water and you kind of

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<v Speaker 3>like it's you take off. Hydro plane?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the term?

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<v Speaker 5>I think that's it, right, yeah, hydro plane?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So this happened like many times.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, oh my god, we have all the ways

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<v Speaker 3>to die on my way to see Arnie Spaniard did

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<v Speaker 3>not have that on my big board that that would

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<v Speaker 3>be how I met my demise. But obviously we made

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<v Speaker 3>it there, and you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Have quite the history together when it involves water.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, unreal, absolutely unreal.

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<v Speaker 3>So we got we got to the hotel like three

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<v Speaker 3>point thirty four in the morning, and at hotels they

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<v Speaker 3>don't care what time you check you check out at

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<v Speaker 3>the same time. So they kicked us out at eleven

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<v Speaker 3>in the morning. And you know, it takes a while

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<v Speaker 3>to fall asleep, and I was kind of on adrenaline

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<v Speaker 3>high from almost dying or at least having my night ruined.

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<v Speaker 3>There wasn't really cell reception out there, and some of

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<v Speaker 3>those some of those parts of the highway, and unfortunately

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<v Speaker 3>there weren't many cars on the road because I think

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<v Speaker 3>there's more I think this is true. There's more cows

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<v Speaker 3>in Vermont than people by a wide margin, I believe.

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<v Speaker 3>So we had to check out at eleven am, so

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<v Speaker 3>I probably went to sleep around six or so, got

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<v Speaker 3>up at like ten four hours and Arnie was so

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<v Speaker 3>bright eyed and bushy tailed, the stinking genius that he

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<v Speaker 3>drove up to the hotel to pick us up.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was our chauffeur.

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<v Speaker 3>He was the chamber of Commerce for Burlington and all

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<v Speaker 3>of Vermont.

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<v Speaker 5>Great to see.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Arnie. I've known Arnie.

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<v Speaker 3>We both were doing local radio in La a long

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<v Speaker 3>time ago. We fought the good fight. He dragged me

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<v Speaker 3>into a hot tub and ruined a chance for me

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<v Speaker 3>to have, you know, nice nice time with some beautiful

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<v Speaker 3>women there in Indianapolis. Went a single bad job by

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<v Speaker 3>him because he started talking. But anyway, so it's great

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<v Speaker 3>to see him. He picked us up. He drives a jeep,

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<v Speaker 3>and I guess in Vermont you gotta have a jeep.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's he's got all this planned out. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>show you all of Vermont. We're gonna go everywhere. I

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<v Speaker 3>got zal planned out. I want to show you this,

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<v Speaker 3>that and the other thing, you know, And I was okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So the wife needed a coffee, so we went to

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<v Speaker 3>this local Vermont coffee shop, which is like the the

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<v Speaker 3>Ben and Jerry's of coffee. But I don't drink coffee,

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<v Speaker 3>so I abstained. My wife got some.

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<v Speaker 1>Arnie got some and then said it was disgusting. And

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<v Speaker 1>then we went.

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<v Speaker 3>On a pilgrimage driving around. We drove all over Burlington

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<v Speaker 3>and some of the other towns around there. Arnie took us.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd get a kick out of this. Danny Arnie takes

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<v Speaker 3>us to the store. He buys all the Fox Sports

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<v Speaker 3>radio producers maple syrup.

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<v Speaker 1>We went in there and it's ah.

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<v Speaker 5>You were at the source.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I was at the I was at ground

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<v Speaker 3>zero for maple syrup. And uh we went in there

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<v Speaker 3>and it was pretty impressive. Not gonna lie a massive

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<v Speaker 3>gift shop. Uh, it was like the Walmart of or

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<v Speaker 3>Costco of maple syrup in in Vermont.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see if I can find the name here.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I gotta I gotta look.

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<v Speaker 3>At my photos. I didn't write down the name. If

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<v Speaker 3>you're in Vermont, you know exactly what I'm what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>discussing here. But the page down going those for the

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<v Speaker 3>photos here, and it took took a few, took a few.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh let's see it's uh oh yeah. We took one

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<v Speaker 3>right out in front, which I posted on social media.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a cold Hollow cider mill. If you're ever Inton, Vermont,

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<v Speaker 3>Cold Hollow Cider Mill, that is the that is the place.

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<v Speaker 3>So they have like a whole, like a mile of

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<v Speaker 3>maple syrup. Might be exaggerating, Maybe it was two miles.

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<v Speaker 3>And then they have souvenirs, Vermont souvenirs, you know, all

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<v Speaker 3>the usual stuff like you're at the gift shop at

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<v Speaker 3>Disneyland or disney World or whatever. So they had all that.

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<v Speaker 3>They had maple donuts, which were okay, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean, I'm not gonna lie. They weren't the greatest thing

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<v Speaker 1>in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>So then we my wife bought like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>she's oh my god, maple.

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<v Speaker 1>Syrup, and she bought a time.

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<v Speaker 3>We had to buy another suitcase just to put the

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<v Speaker 3>maple syrup in the suitcase. That's how much maple syrup

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<v Speaker 3>she bought. And I don't even know how much it cost.

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<v Speaker 1>My god.

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<v Speaker 3>So then we're driving around and we drove by the

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<v Speaker 3>world headquarters of Ben and Jerry's ice.

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<v Speaker 1>Cream, the Wolkesters, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I am not a big fan of their politics or whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>so we abstained from that. I didn't we didn't actually

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<v Speaker 3>have time. My wife did want to go and get

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<v Speaker 3>the Ben and Jerry's there. We ended up eating it

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<v Speaker 3>at a different location. We went to Stove Vermont. You

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<v Speaker 3>ever heard of Stove Vermont. There's a famous church. This

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<v Speaker 3>is all within like forty minutes of Burlington and Stove,

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<v Speaker 3>Vermont is the ski capital of the Eastern United States,

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<v Speaker 3>and it is an amazing town. It's like you're living

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<v Speaker 3>in a postcard. They have this old white church. In fact,

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<v Speaker 3>if you type in Stove Vermont, I think that's the

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<v Speaker 3>first thing that comes up the hills and then you'll

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<v Speaker 3>see this famous white church that goes back many, many years.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how it is, but it was very

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<v Speaker 3>prominent in Stove Vermont, very prominent. And you know, we're

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<v Speaker 3>moving around doing all that little snow because it was

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<v Speaker 3>it's August.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just last week.

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<v Speaker 3>And uh, and Arnie's given us the whole deal, the

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<v Speaker 3>whole information thing. He's like, oh, yeah, this is where

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<v Speaker 3>they film the Hallmark movies. And he says there's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of movie productions that come here in Burlington, in

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<v Speaker 3>Stoue Vermont. And since Arnie's the Chamber of Commerce guy,

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<v Speaker 3>he's like breaking it all down, Like Arnie, I live

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<v Speaker 3>in Hollywood. I mean, I'm not, you know, it's good

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<v Speaker 3>for you. But and Arnie's from La so he gets it.

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<v Speaker 3>But he was He's he told me, He's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they want the locals that they don't. It's so expressive

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<v Speaker 3>to get people to come out here. That when they

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<v Speaker 3>film movies, they invite the locals to come down and

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<v Speaker 3>be extras in the movies because they need bodies for

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<v Speaker 3>the movies. And he said they filmed Beetlejuice too, was

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<v Speaker 3>filmed in in that I think it was in Burlington,

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<v Speaker 3>and he said he was invited.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, I didn't do it.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we kept going around.

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<v Speaker 3>We ended up at Church Street, which is like their

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<v Speaker 3>famous I say famous. I'd never heard of it before

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<v Speaker 3>Arnie told me about it, but they have a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of shops. It's kind of a cool vibe, hipster vibe

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<v Speaker 3>in Burlington. And we did that, walked around there, a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of against souvenirs, Nick Knacks stuff that will land

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<v Speaker 3>up in the landfill, but it has Vermon on it.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's actually there was another ben in Jerry's there.

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<v Speaker 3>So my wife's like, I gotta get Berend and Jerry's whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>Just get me, give me something with cookies and ice

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<v Speaker 3>cream and I'll be good and so done.

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<v Speaker 1>We did that.

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<v Speaker 3>We walked by actually I would have real So we

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<v Speaker 3>walked by the office what Arnie claimed this was his

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<v Speaker 3>office Bernie Sanders office is in Burlington, and we walked by,

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<v Speaker 3>and Arnie sad, oh, yeah, he's not here. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen him before though he comes in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone here right now.

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<v Speaker 3>And so I posted something on social media. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't I didn't see that whack a doodle Bernie say.

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<v Speaker 3>And so, of course, with anything political, that's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Third rail, Momma, that's a third rail.

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<v Speaker 3>And it always starts like this anytime you mentioned anything political,

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<v Speaker 3>it's I like your show, but you know, it's like,

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<v Speaker 3>that's that whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I like your show.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, right there, the but everything before the

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<v Speaker 3>butt's a lie, as we like.

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<v Speaker 4>To say, but your political views, I can't agree a

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<v Speaker 4>line with my own.

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<v Speaker 3>So therefore I must disown you, and I must send

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<v Speaker 3>you to the hoo's gal. I would like to point out,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe why don't we just do the phrase of the

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<v Speaker 3>week right now.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do the phrase. Are you ready for the phrase

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<v Speaker 1>of the week, Danny.

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<v Speaker 5>The phrase of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So the phrase of the week is whackadoo, because

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<v Speaker 3>that's the word that triggered some of Bernie is who

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<v Speaker 3>do they what do they call Bernie's fans?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm sure there's a nickname for him,

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<v Speaker 1>but whatever, Who cares? Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>So I called Bernie a wackadoodle. Some people got upset.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess some angry emails. You know, that whole thing's

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<v Speaker 3>just part of the job. You're not doing your job.

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<v Speaker 3>If everyone loves you, some people have to hate you.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that the Howard Stern thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>The people that hated and listen longer and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>And anyway, wackadoodle is if you don't know what the

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<v Speaker 3>true set the Bernie Bros.

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<v Speaker 1>The Bernie Bros. There you go.

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<v Speaker 3>So the whack a doodle describes someone who is a bizarre, foolish,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, kind of in an amusing way, that kind

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<v Speaker 3>of thing. Whack a doodle comes from the word wacky.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of obvious. It goes back to the mid

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<v Speaker 3>eighteen hundreds in England and it started out as wacky

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<v Speaker 3>and it was called the fool simpleton, left handed person.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a shot at lefties.

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<v Speaker 3>And so from that point, advancing forward through the years

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<v Speaker 3>in by the nineteen thirties, so roughly eighty years later,

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<v Speaker 3>it became a way of describing someone who was eccentric,

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<v Speaker 3>and by the nineteen fifties, wackadoo emerged and it kind

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<v Speaker 3>of a playful addition.

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<v Speaker 1>And here's a fun fact for you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if we can get this and play

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit on the podcast here, Danny I fell

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<v Speaker 3>down this wack a doodle. Hole was like, I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>realize wackadoodle would trigger people. I was like, I use

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<v Speaker 3>that term a lot. I didn't realize that was an

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<v Speaker 3>offensive term to me. All politicians are whackadoodles. Otherwise, why

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<v Speaker 3>would you become a politician? Normal people do not go

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<v Speaker 3>into politics. Good people don't go into politics. Right, You've

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<v Speaker 3>got to be a bit of a whack adoodle, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>We actually spoke about this on the Afternoon Show, saying

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<v Speaker 4>that the reason there's not a lot of good youngsters

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<v Speaker 4>in that game right now is because there's not a

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<v Speaker 4>lot in it for them. It's kind of all negative,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, for you if you go take bullets in

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<v Speaker 4>that industry.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not it's not great.

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<v Speaker 3>And now you can make a lot of money as

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<v Speaker 3>a politician when you're done, like the amount of money,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean a lot of I mean you go everyone

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<v Speaker 3>that like goes into the political machine and leaves. I

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<v Speaker 3>saw a story about like Barack Obama, who was kind

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<v Speaker 3>of a regular guy, didn't have a lot of money

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<v Speaker 3>when he went into politics, and now after he's been president,

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<v Speaker 3>he's worth hundreds of millions of dollars. And you hear

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<v Speaker 3>stories about congress people that go in and then they

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<v Speaker 3>get side you know, side deals when they get out

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<v Speaker 3>and they get but yeah, you're right, at a young age,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a tough racket. But Bill Haley and his comments

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<v Speaker 3>saying whack a do that was their song, which is

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<v Speaker 3>a you know, whack a doodle, wack a do. It

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<v Speaker 3>was a nineteen fifty six tune Razzle Dazzle, So it

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<v Speaker 3>was in their razzle that they added that in there.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, there's a fun fact.

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<v Speaker 3>The phrase of the week which triggered some what are

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<v Speaker 3>they called Bernie Bros?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what they go? Yeah, whack a doodle, whack

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<v Speaker 1>a doodle doo.

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<v Speaker 5>I googled that really quick.

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<v Speaker 4>I googled Bernie Sanders fans, and Bernie Bros Came up. Okay, honestly,

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<v Speaker 4>politics are not my racket.

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<v Speaker 3>Nor mine, nor mine, And uh yeah, I have been

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<v Speaker 3>asked by people say will you cross over and do

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<v Speaker 3>political radio. I said, well, if I can't get a

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<v Speaker 3>job in sports and I need to put Ramen noodles

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<v Speaker 3>on my plate, sure, But until that happens, until I

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<v Speaker 3>run out of every venue to practice the dark arts

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<v Speaker 3>of sports gas baggery, I will, I will abstain from

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<v Speaker 3>that world.

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<v Speaker 4>That would rather be a jock on the air playing

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<v Speaker 4>classical music before I stepped my foot into politics on

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<v Speaker 4>the radio.

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<v Speaker 5>I would.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I would fall asleep if I worked out

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<v Speaker 4>a politics radio station.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's it's a tough racket.

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<v Speaker 3>But everything now has covered the same, to be honest

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<v Speaker 3>with everything's got to be polarizing right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Now people get offended.

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<v Speaker 3>Sports takes and even sports things have become political in

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<v Speaker 3>many ways.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bizarre thing.

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<v Speaker 3>So just to put the ball on the travel log,

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<v Speaker 3>the Malard travel log from my day with Arnie.

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<v Speaker 1>We went by the big Lake there in.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, I don't remember the name of it now,

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<v Speaker 3>the Big Lake in Burlington, which I believe, No it's not,

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<v Speaker 3>but it goes all the way into Canada. Saw a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of a lot of good people. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if they're good people, but people from Canada Arnie said

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<v Speaker 3>that a lot of the Montreal is like an hour

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<v Speaker 3>away or hour and a half away from Burlington. And

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<v Speaker 3>Arnie's like, oh yeah, Lake Champlain, I believe is what

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<v Speaker 3>it's called right there in Burlington. And Arnie's like, oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we get a lot of Canadians that come down here,

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<v Speaker 3>and true enough on Church Street filled with Canadians and

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<v Speaker 3>we were going to go to Montreal. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>we're were this close to Montreal, why don't we go

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<v Speaker 3>to Montreal? And we realized we didn't have passports, so

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<v Speaker 3>we couldn't go, which sucks. You're not allowed to go

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<v Speaker 3>into Canada unless you have a passport, right, yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean years ago, before nine to eleven, you could

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<v Speaker 3>go in there with a driver's license, but now you

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<v Speaker 3>need to have a it's been twenty years, but over

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<v Speaker 3>twenty years, but you have to have passport. So we

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<v Speaker 3>were close a lot of Canadians there, a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>that really quick.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just going to say, cue the conspiracy music.

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<v Speaker 4>Lake Champlain is home to the oldest known fossil reef

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<v Speaker 4>in the world, and some think that there may still

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<v Speaker 4>be a dinosaur in the lake. It's a mysterious creature

0:23:46.240 --> 0:23:50.399
<v Speaker 4>called Champ, similar to the Lochness monster that many have

0:23:50.480 --> 0:23:52.640
<v Speaker 4>claimed to see while enjoying the lake there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, in fact, Artie took us by. There's a minor

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<v Speaker 3>league baseball team that used to be affiliated but then

0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:02.159
<v Speaker 3>Rob Manford in minor league baseball because he ruins everything.

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<v Speaker 3>And they they're called like the River Monsters or something

0:24:06.240 --> 0:24:09.440
<v Speaker 3>like that, or they've got some bizarre like monster name.

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<v Speaker 1>And we went in. That's actually a funny story.

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<v Speaker 3>So we went into the gift shop because Arnie is like,

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<v Speaker 3>buy a hat, and they had like the River Monster

0:24:16.680 --> 0:24:18.720
<v Speaker 3>was the logo of the team, and so I was

0:24:18.720 --> 0:24:21.760
<v Speaker 3>looking at the hats. We go into the store and

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<v Speaker 3>this is how this is how crazy Burlington Vermont is

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<v Speaker 3>and you appreciate this Danny living in La Here. We

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<v Speaker 3>go to the store and there's other customers in the store.

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<v Speaker 3>There was no employee in the store. No one was

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<v Speaker 3>there to like ring up the customers.

0:24:37.800 --> 0:24:40.359
<v Speaker 1>Literally we were the the.

0:24:39.760 --> 0:24:45.119
<v Speaker 3>Store was left open and there was no employee in

0:24:45.200 --> 0:24:47.920
<v Speaker 3>the store, and we're like what the you know, But

0:24:48.160 --> 0:24:51.520
<v Speaker 3>and then so we walked out because I was like,

0:24:51.600 --> 0:24:53.280
<v Speaker 3>that's free. If they're not here, it's free, you know,

0:24:53.640 --> 0:24:55.560
<v Speaker 3>Like I don't think that's how it works already. He

0:24:55.560 --> 0:24:58.160
<v Speaker 3>was kidding, of course, but I didn't get a hat.

0:24:58.200 --> 0:24:58.880
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna buy.

0:24:59.040 --> 0:25:00.840
<v Speaker 3>One of these river monsters had things, but I didn't

0:25:00.880 --> 0:25:03.880
<v Speaker 3>end up doing it. And so we got in the car.

0:25:03.880 --> 0:25:07.040
<v Speaker 3>We were driving back down to Boston.

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<v Speaker 5>She should have took it and just left a ten

0:25:09.320 --> 0:25:10.359
<v Speaker 5>dollars bill on the counter.

0:25:10.640 --> 0:25:11.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was an option.

0:25:12.280 --> 0:25:16.480
<v Speaker 3>So we're driving back down through you know, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the the back roads there, through the back roads.

0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I should have gone through Springfield. I didn't do that.

0:25:22.359 --> 0:25:23.480
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, we're driving.

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<v Speaker 3>We're driving, and we ended up driving through the capital

0:25:27.680 --> 0:25:33.240
<v Speaker 3>of the beautiful state of Vermont. And this was the

0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:37.960
<v Speaker 3>one state when I was a kid, I loved the

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<v Speaker 3>you know, when you were in elementary school and you

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<v Speaker 3>had to learn the capitals. Like your your son, little

0:25:42.560 --> 0:25:44.359
<v Speaker 3>baby gree in a few years is going to have

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<v Speaker 3>to learn the capital.

0:25:44.960 --> 0:25:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I think they still make kids learn the capitals, don't they.

0:25:46.880 --> 0:25:47.280
<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

0:25:47.760 --> 0:25:50.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure maybe they know they hate America so much,

0:25:50.720 --> 0:25:52.760
<v Speaker 3>you learn the you know, capitals of other countries.

0:25:52.800 --> 0:25:53.800
<v Speaker 1>But but whatever, who cares?

0:25:54.040 --> 0:25:58.560
<v Speaker 3>So som driving back and we drove by the capitol,

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<v Speaker 3>and I told uh. Now, we drove back during the day,

0:26:00.960 --> 0:26:03.680
<v Speaker 3>but again it was still raining because the storm was

0:26:03.720 --> 0:26:06.400
<v Speaker 3>still hanging over that part of the country, the remnants

0:26:06.400 --> 0:26:09.560
<v Speaker 3>of that tropical storm or hurricane whatever it was. So

0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:12.320
<v Speaker 3>we're driving back down and we drive through Mont. Is

0:26:12.359 --> 0:26:15.119
<v Speaker 3>it mont Pelier or how do you pronounce it? I

0:26:15.119 --> 0:26:16.480
<v Speaker 3>don't even know how to pronounce.

0:26:16.720 --> 0:26:20.080
<v Speaker 1>The capital over the month Peeler. No, I don't think

0:26:20.160 --> 0:26:23.399
<v Speaker 1>that's it. They stole it from the French.

0:26:24.480 --> 0:26:27.000
<v Speaker 3>And so we drove through there and I had heard

0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:30.720
<v Speaker 3>it was a shithole, and I was like, wow, I

0:26:30.800 --> 0:26:34.400
<v Speaker 3>had really nice capitol building with a golden dome, which

0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:37.280
<v Speaker 3>was great, and that that was wonderful. It is the

0:26:37.320 --> 0:26:41.080
<v Speaker 3>smallest capital city in the United States. It is the

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<v Speaker 3>also the only US state capital without a McDonald's. This

0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:47.400
<v Speaker 3>is it's just like a three roads and that's it.

0:26:48.440 --> 0:26:50.640
<v Speaker 3>Three roads and that's it. And it would make sense

0:26:50.680 --> 0:26:54.040
<v Speaker 3>because again, Vermont has the greatest number of dairy cows

0:26:54.080 --> 0:26:57.680
<v Speaker 3>in the country and there are like five cities in

0:26:57.760 --> 0:26:59.240
<v Speaker 3>Vermont larger than the.

0:26:59.160 --> 0:27:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Capital of Vermona.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's beautiful because you've got the the Appalachian

0:27:05.760 --> 0:27:09.359
<v Speaker 3>Mountain Range and there's other mountains that aren't part of that,

0:27:09.400 --> 0:27:12.919
<v Speaker 3>but are there as well? And uh and great, and

0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:16.000
<v Speaker 3>so drove through the capital, took a couple of photos,

0:27:16.080 --> 0:27:19.560
<v Speaker 3>got back on the road and tried to avoid dying.

0:27:19.760 --> 0:27:23.800
<v Speaker 3>A little easier with the sun up, however, still a

0:27:23.880 --> 0:27:26.200
<v Speaker 3>long drive, more cars on the road because it was

0:27:26.280 --> 0:27:29.840
<v Speaker 3>during the day, and uh, you know, it was a

0:27:29.840 --> 0:27:32.080
<v Speaker 3>bit of an issue. And uh now we we then

0:27:32.160 --> 0:27:38.120
<v Speaker 3>went through, uh, Dartmouth, which is a Ivy League institution.

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:40.960
<v Speaker 1>You've heard of Dartmouth, right famous, that's in New Hampshire.

0:27:41.760 --> 0:27:45.159
<v Speaker 3>I went by, went by there pouring rain, stopped to

0:27:45.160 --> 0:27:48.280
<v Speaker 3>get something to drink, and we were like, oh, let's walk.

0:27:48.160 --> 0:27:49.840
<v Speaker 1>Around the Dartmouth campus.

0:27:50.240 --> 0:27:53.040
<v Speaker 3>You know how often are you at dart So we

0:27:53.040 --> 0:27:54.879
<v Speaker 3>start walking around and I was I was going to

0:27:54.920 --> 0:27:56.240
<v Speaker 3>get I wanted to get a hat.

0:27:56.400 --> 0:27:57.360
<v Speaker 1>I collect these hats.

0:27:57.240 --> 0:28:00.560
<v Speaker 3>Dandy and the school gift shop that has all the

0:28:00.600 --> 0:28:04.000
<v Speaker 3>hats is closed because it was like five thirty or

0:28:04.040 --> 0:28:06.920
<v Speaker 3>six or something like that, so that was closed.

0:28:07.440 --> 0:28:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Couldn't get a hat.

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:13.040
<v Speaker 3>We started walking towards the campus and then it just unloaded,

0:28:14.080 --> 0:28:17.119
<v Speaker 3>just spit all over us. It was a total debacle,

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:20.040
<v Speaker 3>And so I didn't really see much of the Dartmouth campus.

0:28:20.080 --> 0:28:24.720
<v Speaker 3>It looked beautiful, It looked just absolutely wonderful, but I

0:28:24.760 --> 0:28:27.720
<v Speaker 3>couldn't really get into it because I.

0:28:27.600 --> 0:28:30.240
<v Speaker 1>Was pouring rain. We didn't have umbrellas, didn't bring the

0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:34.159
<v Speaker 1>malleor umbrella. Bad planning by me. We have fun. We

0:28:34.200 --> 0:28:36.000
<v Speaker 1>have a fun fact, Danny, though I do have a

0:28:36.040 --> 0:28:36.480
<v Speaker 1>fun fact.

0:28:36.520 --> 0:28:36.600
<v Speaker 3>This.

0:28:37.160 --> 0:28:39.040
<v Speaker 1>I jotted this down. Are you ready for a fun fact?

0:28:39.600 --> 0:28:48.320
<v Speaker 5>And we have the whole world is ready for a

0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:50.239
<v Speaker 5>ben mallor fun fact? All right?

0:28:50.360 --> 0:28:57.360
<v Speaker 3>So mentioned McDonald's the Golden Arches there McDonald's. A couple

0:28:57.360 --> 0:29:00.680
<v Speaker 3>of fun facts on McDonald's. Since there is no McDonald's

0:29:00.680 --> 0:29:03.240
<v Speaker 3>in the state capitol, the only US state capital without

0:29:03.320 --> 0:29:07.520
<v Speaker 3>McDonald's in Vermont, they did some math. This is the

0:29:07.600 --> 0:29:09.720
<v Speaker 3>last data we have is some twenty twenty one, so

0:29:09.720 --> 0:29:14.760
<v Speaker 3>it's a few years old. How many burgers per second?

0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:22.520
<v Speaker 3>How many burgers per second does McDonald sell globally as

0:29:22.560 --> 0:29:26.880
<v Speaker 3>of twenty twenty one? As of twenty twenty one, that

0:29:27.000 --> 0:29:30.200
<v Speaker 3>is the question the esteem panel can now answer. Take

0:29:30.200 --> 0:29:32.479
<v Speaker 3>a guess, and I don't go too crazy here, because

0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 3>again McDonald's they have locations all over the place, but

0:29:36.360 --> 0:29:40.880
<v Speaker 3>per second, per second, and remember they're not open most

0:29:40.920 --> 0:29:42.880
<v Speaker 3>locations aren't open twenty four hours a day.

0:29:43.000 --> 0:29:47.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll say three hundred.

0:29:47.560 --> 0:29:49.320
<v Speaker 3>I see what you've done now is you've ruined the game.

0:29:50.640 --> 0:29:53.000
<v Speaker 3>We call that the Garcia. We call that, call that

0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:53.760
<v Speaker 3>the ady Garcia.

0:29:53.800 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 1>You ruined the game.

0:29:55.000 --> 0:29:59.240
<v Speaker 3>No, McDonald's. I thought this was impressive. They sold seventy

0:29:59.320 --> 0:30:04.640
<v Speaker 3>five burgers a second. Wow, eighty six thousand, four hundred

0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:08.280
<v Speaker 3>seconds in a day. So if you do the math

0:30:08.400 --> 0:30:12.200
<v Speaker 3>on that, and they have done it, I didn't do it.

0:30:12.240 --> 0:30:14.480
<v Speaker 3>They did it, and then I just copied it. So

0:30:14.760 --> 0:30:19.760
<v Speaker 3>McDonald sells six point four eight billion burgers per day.

0:30:20.960 --> 0:30:23.960
<v Speaker 3>And then to get the second per second, you divide

0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:25.800
<v Speaker 3>the six point four eight they said they were doing,

0:30:26.000 --> 0:30:29.760
<v Speaker 3>no math, six point four eight million into the eighty

0:30:29.800 --> 0:30:32.720
<v Speaker 3>six thousand, four hundred seconds, and you get seventy five

0:30:32.760 --> 0:30:36.280
<v Speaker 3>burgers a second. And so that that breaks down to

0:30:36.880 --> 0:30:43.080
<v Speaker 3>two point four billion burgers a year that they sell.

0:30:43.120 --> 0:30:44.200
<v Speaker 1>That's when they.

0:30:44.080 --> 0:30:46.360
<v Speaker 3>Say billions and billions of burgers on the sign. They

0:30:46.400 --> 0:30:49.000
<v Speaker 3>ain't kidding two point four.

0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:53.440
<v Speaker 4>Billion billions and billions and billions billions.

0:30:53.600 --> 0:30:57.960
<v Speaker 3>We're telling you billions and billions and billions. Oh. Also,

0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:03.120
<v Speaker 3>the first drive through the first McDonald's drive through.

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<v Speaker 5>You know where it was for military person?

0:31:06.600 --> 0:31:07.360
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes.

0:31:07.400 --> 0:31:10.760
<v Speaker 3>The first McDonald's drive through was built in nineteen seventy five,

0:31:11.760 --> 0:31:13.360
<v Speaker 3>which may or may not be the year I was

0:31:13.360 --> 0:31:17.320
<v Speaker 3>built in Sierra Vista, Arizona. It was near a military

0:31:17.360 --> 0:31:21.360
<v Speaker 3>base and the only reason they did it was because

0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:23.560
<v Speaker 3>of the military They were not allowed to exit their

0:31:23.640 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 3>vehicles off post while wearing their military uniform was against

0:31:28.600 --> 0:31:30.840
<v Speaker 3>the rules, and so they wanted burgers, but they couldn't

0:31:30.840 --> 0:31:33.280
<v Speaker 3>go into the store to get to burgers. So McDonald's like,

0:31:33.320 --> 0:31:35.320
<v Speaker 3>all right, we'll put this drive through in and here

0:31:35.360 --> 0:31:42.280
<v Speaker 3>you go and the rest is his door. Re all right,

0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:44.840
<v Speaker 3>we'll get out on that note, no foody fund this week.

0:31:44.880 --> 0:31:46.360
<v Speaker 3>I mean, there were some good food stories, but do

0:31:46.400 --> 0:31:48.880
<v Speaker 3>we really want to hear about Cinnabon teaming up with

0:31:48.920 --> 0:31:49.960
<v Speaker 3>warheads or stuff like that.

0:31:49.960 --> 0:31:52.520
<v Speaker 1>I think we're good. I think with that.

0:31:52.880 --> 0:31:54.360
<v Speaker 3>I had to get all the Arny stories, and I

0:31:54.360 --> 0:31:55.800
<v Speaker 3>didn't get to all the Arni stories.

0:31:55.800 --> 0:31:57.640
<v Speaker 1>I didn't didn't get to them all.

0:31:57.840 --> 0:32:01.040
<v Speaker 3>But we will press on a full weekend here. This

0:32:01.080 --> 0:32:03.160
<v Speaker 3>is our Friday pod obviously, but we'll have a new

0:32:03.160 --> 0:32:08.200
<v Speaker 3>podcast on Saturday and Sunday and we'll get in I

0:32:08.360 --> 0:32:10.480
<v Speaker 3>plan if we if we have time tomorrow, we'll get

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:15.600
<v Speaker 3>into a flash mob mal or meet and greet situation.

0:32:15.760 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 3>Not a full Mallo meet and greet, but a flash

0:32:17.360 --> 0:32:19.920
<v Speaker 3>mob Malla meet and greet. We'll get to that tomorrow.

0:32:20.000 --> 0:32:24.440
<v Speaker 3>Have a wonderful Friday, Danny, You've got a weird schedule

0:32:24.560 --> 0:32:26.240
<v Speaker 3>right this this Friday.

0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:27.560
<v Speaker 1>You're not doing your normal schedule.

0:32:27.640 --> 0:32:29.760
<v Speaker 3>My correcting that you're up early, but you've got you've

0:32:29.800 --> 0:32:31.600
<v Speaker 3>got a bunch of stuff here shortly right.

0:32:32.000 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 4>Well, we did finish the Dan Patrick hat trick. Okay,

0:32:35.640 --> 0:32:39.440
<v Speaker 4>Thursday morning was our last morning filling for DP. So

0:32:39.800 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 4>we're actually back for one day on the afternoon show,

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 4>which is later today two to four pm on the

0:32:45.000 --> 0:32:47.800
<v Speaker 4>West Side, and that is five to seven pm in

0:32:47.920 --> 0:32:49.240
<v Speaker 4>beautiful Vermont.

0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:52.240
<v Speaker 1>And that just proves I do not look at the schedule.

0:32:52.800 --> 0:32:53.320
<v Speaker 1>I do not.

0:32:53.720 --> 0:32:54.080
<v Speaker 5>I do not.

0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:58.040
<v Speaker 3>That proves I have no idea when anyone's doing anything. Anyway,

0:32:58.080 --> 0:33:01.120
<v Speaker 3>have a wonderful rest of your Friday. Hey, thank you

0:33:01.200 --> 0:33:03.320
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0:33:08.240 --> 0:33:09.880
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0:33:09.920 --> 0:33:11.840
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0:33:20.160 --> 0:33:22.360
<v Speaker 3>rest your Friday. Will catch you tomorrow.

0:33:23.280 --> 0:33:25.680
<v Speaker 5>Austa Posta got a murder.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go.