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Speaker 1: can daver Joe I did. They're gonna run it back.

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Speaker 1: It's like Ali Fraser Part two. It ain't the Thriller

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Speaker 1: not apologizing getting suspended and then apologizing you did it

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Speaker 1: to yourself, Kyrie Irving, the sitting out, the saying you're

418
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: sitting out going to birthday parties. The COVID is the

419
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: COVID that the needing to take a mental days off

420
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: after January six insurrection is there's a list of things

421
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: that Kyrie Irving has done while under contract for the

422
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:19,160
Speaker 1: Net for the Nets, a list, a literal list of things.

423
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: And Kevin Dury, you're stupid, not literally figuratively for rocking

424
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: with this dude. You've stood by this dude and now

425
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: now look what you got. Look what you got? But

426
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: but staying focused with Kyrie, he did it to himself.

427
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 1: He did this to himself. Kyr Irving is not a martyr.

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00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: Kyrie Irring is not a victim. If another player of

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00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 1: Kyrie Irving's status had went through this same situation with

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00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 1: this documentary, which again is forty five dollars, who the

431
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: fuck is going to spend forty for a three and

432
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: a half hour documentary, I'm sure some people more people

433
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: bought it than of her because Kyrie Irving's promotion of it.

434
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 1: And you see when you didn't understand the word promotion

435
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: at that press conference, you see that's promotion. What you

436
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: did was promoted because people are talking about it every day,

437
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,439
Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean people are actually watching it, just

438
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: like you didn't watch it. Damn. If I was his wife,

439
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: if I was Kyrie Irving's wife, I'd be like, babe,

440
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: did you watch the documentary? And he goes, well, no,

441
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: I watched the first fifty minutes And she goes and

442
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 1: you you put it up there, and now they're telling

443
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 1: you to apologize, let's watch the documentary. And after I

444
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: watched the documentary, like, yo, we're gonna lose our Nike

445
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: ship you're gonna get suspended without pay. YO, apologize for

446
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: his ship because when you see what's in there, and

447
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: you see that they're questioning the Holocaust and the validity

448
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: of the Holocaust and the historical facts of the Holocaust,

449
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: apologize it ain't worth it. And you didn't even get

450
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: to that part. And you're talking like, if you have

451
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: a real end in your life, if you have a

452
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: real person that personally like YO, this is not worth

453
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: this ship. It's not about being being strong. Being a leader,

454
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: being an adult means taking responsibility. I apologize all the time.

455
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm a funk up. I've apologized my whole life for

456
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: things a real man could apologize. It doesn't make you

457
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: strong not to apologize. That being said, Kyrie Irving did

458
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: this himself. Like I said, if Damian Lillard or Steph

459
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: Curry or Clay Thompson or Kevin Durant or Luca Donkey

460
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: went through the same situation with this documentary, they would

461
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: not be in the situation they are with that team

462
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: because they haven't sat out games because of COVID, refused

463
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: to get shots, needed to take mental breaks. Said this,

464
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 1: said that claim that they were flat earthers, but then

465
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: not say they were flat all this ship. At the

466
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: bottom line, you're not winning, and you don't play, you

467
00:29:56,360 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: don't show up for work. You don't show up for work,

468
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: and you're promoting documentaries that you didn't even watch that

469
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: are questioned the historical relevance, amongst other things of the

470
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: fucking holo. Cause this is why you're in the situation

471
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: that you are. But as far as this list of

472
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: demands that the net, the nets are asking for, this

473
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: is some nonsense. You either want him to play or

474
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: you don't want him to play. You either want him

475
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: to be a part of the team, or you don't

476
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: want him to be a part of the team. If

477
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to have discussions with you, if he

478
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: doesn't want to acknowledge what happened, if he doesn't want

479
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: to clean up the mess, either trade him, cut him,

480
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: release him, or funk it. But you can't ask this

481
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: dude to This is a grown man. As far as

482
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: I'm concerned, this is some If he doesn't want to

483
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: do these things, fuck him, cut him. You guys should

484
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: have traded him when he has to be traded this summer.

485
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: You should have got rid of Durant this summer because

486
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: right now, you're in an even more of a mess.

487
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: And we knew it was coming because historically this is

488
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: what Kyrie Irving does and this is why he's in

489
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: the situation. I don't know about the contracts, I don't

490
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: know how this is gonna resolve itself, but asking this dude,

491
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: even though he's a funk up, to do this list

492
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: of demands, it seems like you don't want him on

493
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: the team, So cut him or trade his ass. Because

494
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: the Nets their championship, their aspirations again, they're gone done.

495
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: They win in a championship. Kevin Durray, You're not that dude.

496
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: You ain't that dude. You're not leading your team to

497
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: a championship. You need a cast of characters that are

498
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 1: as great, if not greater than you for you to

499
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: truly truly shine. Podcast anyway, what else is going on?

500
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, I can't wait. Dave Chappelle is hosting Satenight

501
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: Live this weekend with Black Star. Most Deph and taleb

502
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: Quality and Dave Chappelle are gonna be on SATURDAYE Live

503
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: this week and the little freaks, the little babies on

504
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: social media are already complaining there's literal tweets, a bunch

505
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: of them going, what the fuck? What the funk? Lauren Michaels,

506
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: what the fox on that live? How's this happening? I

507
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: thought we canceled Dave Chappelle. You thought you canceled Dave Chappe.

508
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: I told you, motherfucker's he wasn't canceling Dave Chappelle. You

509
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: ain't the nets. Saturday Live doesn't have to abide by

510
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: your feelings, your thoughts on Dave Chappelle. If you don't

511
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: like Dave Chappelle and you don't want to see him

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00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: host Saturday Live, don't watch, asshole, but you're gonna watch

513
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: because you're glutton for punishment. The people that said they

514
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: canceled Dave chep Pell and that are offended by Dave

515
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: Chappelle are the ones that watch every single move he

516
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: makes because you're not really about that life. You're gonna

517
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: watch his next special and you're gonna watch Saturday Live,

518
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: and you're watching just to see if he offends your

519
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: little bitch ass and I hope he does. I hope

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00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: he does. Dave Chappelle Saturday Live the world. They don't

521
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: need to if you're offended by it don't watch it.

522
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: But the people that continue to watch Dave Chappelle and

523
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: get offended by it, you're dumb. Go eat some twinkies,

524
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: Go eat two points of ice cream, Drink some Coca cola,

525
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: Eat some Derito's Flaming Hot, some chicken wings. Make yourself

526
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: feel sick from eating, because that's the same feeling you're

527
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: gonna get from watching Dave Chappelle. You can't help yourself.

528
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: You can't help yourself from the twinkies, and you can't

529
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: help yourself from Dave Chappelle. Because after Dave Chappelle host

530
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: Saturday Light this weekend, Twitter, this fake place that somehow,

531
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: some way has so much control, has so much say

532
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: over what goes on in the world politically, socially in Hollywood,

533
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: is gonna be flooded with people that are so upset

534
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: that he hosted the show and what he said and

535
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: what bid he said, and what he didn't say, and

536
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 1: what he he didn't apologize and he did. They're gonna

537
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: be and I'm like, why are you still watching him?

538
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: Mark my words? Sunday morning, It's gonna be Phil Dave

539
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: Chappelle will be will be trending on Twitter by people

540
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: that are upset that he hosted sat Night Live and

541
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: they watched it and this upset. Why are you still

542
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: watching him? You know he's gonna offend you a little bit.

543
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: You and I say, bitch, that's that's across the board man,

544
00:34:52,440 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 1: female binary, non binary, bisexual, asexual pants all is straight. Oh,

545
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: I know, everybody, b h B. It's gonna be That's

546
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: gonna be a dope episode of Sugnate Life, because Sunday

547
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: Life stinks. And I was watching Sunate Live the other

548
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: day and I was like, the reason why Suna Life

549
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: stinks is because of Twitter. Because everybody's scared to It's

550
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: like a boxer. You you'll hear a trainer when when

551
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 1: a boxer comes to the corner, throw your hands, let

552
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: your hands go. The comedians, the performers on the sun

553
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 1: Life they're not letting their hands go. There's everybody's freezing.

554
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: Everybody's scared to do this, to do that. And I

555
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: was thinking, what made Saturday Night Live, what made in

556
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: Living Color great, What makes comedy great to this day

557
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: is crazy people. But when you think of Sunate Life,

558
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: John Belushi, obviously that was tragic. He died with the drugs.

559
00:35:54,239 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 1: Dan Ackroyd, Chevy Chase, Rosanna, Dana Dana, Gilda Radner, and

560
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: then of course into the Eddie Murphy, Joe Piscopo, Will Farrell.

561
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 1: And crazy doesn't even mean a bad thing. Adam Sandley.

562
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: These are crazy people, crazy, gifted, crazy, fearless. Chris Farley,

563
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: David Spade, even the ones more recently, I can't think

564
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: like they're Tracy Morgan. There's an edginess and that doesn't

565
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 1: mean danger, it doesn't mean cancel. It just means there's

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00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 1: an edgy nous. There's a there's a need, there's a

567
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: compulsion to entertain, to be great, to be fantastic. That's

568
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: what made Saturday Night Live great. And everybody's they're they're scared.

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00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:42,240
Speaker 1: That's why the show's unwatchable. It stinks. Lauren Michaels, Shut

570
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 1: it down. Take that fucking horse out of its misery.

571
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 1: Put that fucking horse down. You had an incredible run.

572
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 1: It will never be duplicated again. You think of in

573
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: Living Color, I know, I know, Keenan, Ivy Waynes, Damon Wayans.

574
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 1: These dudes are crazy. And again I don't mean that

575
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: in a bad way. I mean that in a in

576
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: the best way. In the most um a complimentary way.

577
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: David Allen greered Jim Carrey, that's an insane person. That's

578
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: an insane These people were nuts and the bite, the

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00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: fire that they had to entertain to break through, to

580
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 1: make something fantastic, to make something irreverent, to make you

581
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 1: going like, I'm gonna i can't wait to watch a

582
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: Living Color now, I'm gonna fuck dinner. There's no DVR

583
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: when the Living Color was on. I'm going home to

584
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: watch a Living Color. You want to meet Sunday Yo,

585
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: we're having dinner at six because the Limon Color is

586
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: coming on at eight or eight thirty or nine, whenever

587
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: it came on Sunday Light. The same thing. These guys

588
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: on the Sunta Atlanta, they're they're soft, they're not crazy,

589
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: just scared to death and the show stinks. Take it

590
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: out of its misery. Lauren Michaels Or bringing some new

591
00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 1: some new ownership bill parcels. He he took the Giants

592
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: to a super ball and then he left right the

593
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: Chicago Bulls. They won six. They broke it up. You've

594
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: been there fifty years, the old fucking bag of ship,

595
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: Lauren Michael's it's time to shut it down. Bringing someone

596
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: some bulls. Get some comedians with some balls that have

597
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: the need to kick assi that are like, yo, I'm

598
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna risk it all, like Molly Shannon Pratt

599
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: falling all over the fun, you know, hurt getting themselves.

600
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,760
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that you want people to hurt themselves,

601
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: but those kinds of comedians, the Chevy Chases, the Molly Shannon,

602
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: the Eddie Murphy's, the Joe Piscopos. I'm forgetting the Al

603
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:46,879
Speaker 1: Franken's who Twitter you canceled him? Bill Murray, Yo, these

604
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: people were nuts. Some of them were on drugs. That's

605
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: not dope. Some of them died of drugs. That's not dope.

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00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: Adam Sandley's not He's nuts. This dude was crazy when

607
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 1: he was younger, he was fucking hungry, eat and I

608
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: mean people say, well, Mike crap, you know, how do

609
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: you know these people? Because I could see it in

610
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: the performance. There's no edge, there's no balls. Take them

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00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 1: all out. Keenan Thompson has been there too long. No,

612
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: just get out of there. You're making money on commercial

613
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,479
Speaker 1: Get getting new, fresh crazy blood in there. Some people

614
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: that are willing to do something that gets them in

615
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: trouble on Twitter. Fuck Twitter. That's why the show sucks.

616
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 1: It stinks. The best episode of Saturday Live this year

617
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: will be Dave Chappelle with Black Star Crazy. I'm gonna

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00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 1: be at the m m A Fightsn'll be a UFC

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00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: at Mandis Square Garden, and then I'm gonna come home

620
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: and watch Saturday Night Live. I might even go to

621
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: the Saturday Night Live after party. That's how pumped I

622
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: am about Dave Chappelle and Black Store most deaf and

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00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 1: told quality y'all seeing bay respectfully. I hope they come

624
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: with some bangers. I hope they come with some some smackers.

625
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 1: Don't get on that esoteric cute shit, because when Black

626
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: Star is cooking there, the two of them together are

627
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: They're ridiculous. Um, Tom Brady, they finally won. I'm gonna

628
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 1: say this. I don't talk about my divorce often, but

629
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: I have said this before. Getting divorced sucks. Getting divorced

630
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: with kids sucks. I don't care if they already had

631
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: an iron clad pre nup. Somebody like Tom Brady who

632
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: is so used to success, who set out to have

633
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: this family and now this family union. They have kids,

634
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 1: they had this structure, they had this bond. It is

635
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: breaking somebody like Tom Brady, I can tell you right now,

636
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: I don't It's not about the money. It's not about

637
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: any of the finances, because like I said, they had,

638
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,439
Speaker 1: they had a pre nup. The devastation that it takes.

639
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: I don't care if he cheated, cheats, eated, or there's

640
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: nothing to do with cheating. I don't think it has

641
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: anything to do with It's just they don't like each

642
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: other anymore. This family is coming to win when you're

643
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: so used to controlling everything and something as important to

644
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: him as his wife and kids and his family is

645
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: being um losing you you've lost when you divorce. It's

646
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: a loss. I don't care what people say, how they

647
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 1: phrase it. Some people look at it differently. Some people

648
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: say it's a blessing. He might get to the point

649
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: where he thinks it's a blessing. Divorce sucks when you

650
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 1: have kids and divorce. It sucks. When I went through

651
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 1: my divorce, it sucked, and I wanted to be divorced,

652
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 1: But it stinks because it's a failure and it's heartbreaking,

653
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: and even though you might hate the person, it's heartbreaking

654
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: and even they might, they might hate you. It's hard.

655
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: It's just a loss, it's a failure, and and nobody

656
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 1: can understand it unless they go through it. And like

657
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: I said, I don't wish you to know my worst enemy.

658
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: But the fact that Tom Brady is going through a

659
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: public divorce. This is arguably the biggest athlete in the

660
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: world with one of the biggest supermodels in world. Gazelle

661
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: bunked in. I mean in her prime, Gizell bunked in.

662
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: She's up there. You know she dated Leonardo DiCaprio. God

663
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: only knows what happened with them. God only knows. I mean,

664
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: it's hard to escape if you're if you're ever gonna

665
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: be married to a model, you have to ask straight up,

666
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 1: you ever funck Leonardo DiCaprio, anything ever happened with you

667
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 1: in Leonardo DiCaprio, Ever ever come across him at a club?

668
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: You don't want it. It's just Leonardo, the fantastic coxman,

669
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: fantastic guy, great stickman. Number one in my book. Leonardo

670
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: de Capro is number one stickman in my book period,

671
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: the best of all time. And that's a competitive, competitive,

672
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 1: competitive class of stickman. He's the best surpassed the Great

673
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 1: Warren Baby, surpassed the Great Jack Nicholson, surpassed the Great

674
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,760
Speaker 1: Derek Jeter, s passed the Great Milton Burrow, uh surpassed

675
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: the Great Matt Dylan, surpassed the Great Albert Einstein. I mean,

676
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 1: Leonardo Capril's that dude. If he never fucked another supermodel again,

677
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 1: his record, his numbers, accomplishments the way he did it

678
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: with the Genessee Qua, the class no One. I don't

679
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: think anybody will ever be able to surpass Leonardo DiCaprio

680
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: as a stickman, as a as a coxman, because of

681
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: social media and the cameras. That's what he had going

682
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 1: for him. Jack Nicholson, the late great Jimmy con Warren Beatty,

683
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 1: there was no cameras. There was you know who's all

684
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: another great stickman, another great coxman, and he's doing it

685
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: right now. He's active right now. Drizzy Drake, fantastic stick man. Yo,

686
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: Dre is up there, Yo Drake and Leonardo they should

687
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: play six degrees of Drake and Leonardo DiCaprio because I'm

688
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: sure they have some crossoverflows because allegedly, allegedly, I don't

689
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: know for sure. And again allegedly. We all know that

690
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: Drake was in love with Rihanna, and allegedly at some

691
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: point Rihanna and Leonardo dated. And I'm just saying the

692
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: body of work that Leonardo has like re re read

693
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: Drake all fucked up in the head, had him proposing

694
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 1: on his knee like she was like at some of war.

695
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: I don't remember what that was. Some awards was He's like, motherfucker,

696
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: we broke, like I'm done with you. For Leonardo DiCaprio,

697
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: that was just work. That's I met Rihanna seven years ago.

698
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: She speaking to me fucked me up internally, let alone

699
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:04,919
Speaker 1: being in a relationship with her, like anyway, I don't

700
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: even know how I got on that. But the point,

701
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: the point of the matter is this. The point of

702
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: the matter is this for Tom Brady to be going

703
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: through what he's going through and that team not to

704
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: be as good and him being able to focus and

705
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 1: commit and pull out that wind and still keep that

706
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 1: that jawline, the jaw lines. He's going through a divorce.

707
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: The most people you know, I only started gaining weight

708
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: under here when I was going through a divorce. It

709
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: does that to you, divorce fox, you up your Organs Kidneys.

710
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, it takes a toll on you. This

711
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: motherfucker's forty five playing quarterback and and gut it out

712
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: a win, and people like, yo, you're on Tom Brady's dick. No,

713
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I can understand the amount of focus

714
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: that he's giving to deal with all the things that

715
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: he's going with on the field and off the field

716
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: during the middle of the season, to go through a divorce,

717
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: and you're competing. He ain't competing to make the playoffs.

718
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: He's competing to win a super Bowl with a team

719
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: that he knows is not that good. So I have

720
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: to give kudos to Tom Brady podcast. The final thing

721
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 1: that I wanted to talk about today is the greatness

722
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 1: of Bachelor in Paradise. And some people might go here

723
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 1: we go, my crap, you're gonna talk about Bachelor in Paradise.

724
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 1: My crap, You're really gonna waste our time with reality

725
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: TV if you think that me talking about Bachelor in Paradise,

726
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 1: If you think reality TV is a waste of time, again,

727
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: sorry for your loss. Sorry for your loss, because this

728
00:46:56,120 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: season of The Bachelor in Paradise is fantastic. Fold transparency

729
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: Monday Night Football. The Saints first to Baltimore. Ravens Lamar Jackson,

730
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: my quarterback on My Stern Show Fantasy Football team. Rapp

731
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 1: Reports Delight, a k A A history of violence, a

732
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 1: ka make it stop, Make it stop. I watched all

733
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: of Bachelor in Paradise. I watched the highlights later and

734
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: we're taling about Lamar action Jackson fighting for a win

735
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: in My Stern Show Fantasy Football season when I was like,

736
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,919
Speaker 1: I have to watch this now because it's that fucking good.

737
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: The Bachelor in Paradise is great television. And I said

738
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: it once. I said it before last season they had

739
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: guest hosts. I think they might have gotten away from that,

740
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 1: and I think they should. They have Jesse Palmer up

741
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 1: there by the way. Jesse Palmer, what are you doing

742
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: on the beach. Why don't you do some burpies, do

743
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 1: some sprints. I see the guys working. I work out

744
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: with the guys. Because you're walking up the steps, you're

745
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: looking tired, you look bloated, Jesse Palmer, you look like

746
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: you got more work done to your face. And some

747
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: of the contestants on the Bachelor, the Bachelorette and The

748
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise. But you look winded out there. It's

749
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 1: gotta be an easy job. Do some burpies, do some planking.

750
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,399
Speaker 1: I walked. I did a five minute plank this morning.

751
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: Jesse put him um fifty two years old. I did

752
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 1: five minutes. You're on the beach, gotta be making a

753
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,359
Speaker 1: lot of money. Get yourself and shape you the host

754
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: of the Bachelorette, don't take it for granted. Don't take

755
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: it for you. We can replace your ass. But the

756
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: thing that I'm not understanding, and this is about reality

757
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: shows in general, and this is about men who are

758
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: of a certain age, but particularly on The Bachelor in Paradise,

759
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: is it a prerequisite? Is it a job requirement if

760
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: you're a man on the Bachelor, the Bachelor in Paradise,

761
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 1: to shave your chest hair? I do not understand why

762
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: all the men on these reality shows, I'm talking about

763
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 1: Summer House, Winter House, all these shows with these twenty

764
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 1: something early thirty somethings, Why y'all shaving your hair? What?

765
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 1: What is wrong with having chest hair? Why does that

766
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: become like a thing that you're embarrassed that that you're

767
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: gonna shave and wax and get removed and I'm watching

768
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,839
Speaker 1: The Bachelor in Paradise and I see like, oh, your

769
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: homies got stubble, something stubble on your face, but you

770
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: got stubble on your chest hair. I had to do

771
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: it once for a movie. It was so uncomfortable, like

772
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: when you first shave it. It's cool that lasts for

773
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: about an hour once it starts going in. It's itchy.

774
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: It's catching under your clothes. If you're laying down with

775
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: a female, she's laying her head on your chest, you're

776
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 1: giving her razor burn. How did this become a thing

777
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 1: that having natural like I feel like a gorilla or

778
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: like a fucking bear. Get it all removed. I get that,

779
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: but also don't do it like you know someone Burt

780
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,320
Speaker 1: Reynolds was that talk about a stick man. Burt Reynolds

781
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 1: was that guy Tom Sellek. To this day, he's that

782
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: guy on Blue Bloods. Make chest hair great again. You

783
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be Brad Pitt. Not everybody's gonna be

784
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt doesn't have a lot of Chester.

785
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: You ain't Brad Pitt. Jesse Palmer, you people on the

786
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: Bachelorette let it dangle. Like I said, if you're if

787
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: you're like an ape or like you know, for you

788
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: want to get rid of it, get but get rid

789
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: of it completely. I don't want to see my people

790
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: on the benchoret like I'm distracted, but I'm fine. I

791
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: find it distracting, like I could see like what is

792
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: this guy? Is he got a rash? What it no?

793
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, he shaved his chest hair. And

794
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: I just feel like we need to make chest here

795
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: great again. I feel like it's not cool. I feel

796
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 1: like people just like I feel like women like you

797
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: don't have to have these these fake asses. Uh your

798
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: face all boat talks where you shop, don't move, you

799
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: can't remote. We don't know if they're her peers. Sir.

800
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: She's like, just just just like with with the boat talks.

801
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 1: So cool. Hey, I'm laughing. You can't tell how I'm crying.

802
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: You can't make chest hair great again. I'll say it again,

803
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 1: make chest hair great again. The final thing I want

804
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: to say about Drake is draking this twenty one savage

805
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: m I talked to people. I'm in the minority. I

806
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: was in Michigan. He came out with another record, Drake,

807
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: Like every Drake record, I try to listen to it.

808
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 1: I can't. There was one song I was like, oh,

809
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: this was good. My wife probably liked to work out

810
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: to it. But I say, when would I listen to Drake?

811
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: If I'm listening to hip hop, I want that bat bab,

812
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: that boom bab, that smack ity smack, right. If I

813
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: want to chill, I'm listening to my jazz, I'm listening

814
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 1: to my soul. I'm listening to my reggae. I might

815
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 1: be listening to my classical. When does Drake fit into

816
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 1: my I only got so many hours in the day

817
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: with podcasting, with disruption in general, with you know, being

818
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: a human being, resting, a different work things. When I

819
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: can listen to music, And why would I ever listen

820
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: to Drake Me. I've tried, and I tried again. I

821
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: had the nice bows headphones on, tried to listen to Drake,

822
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 1: tried to listen to him in twenty one Savage and

823
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: I know him in the minority. I know a lot

824
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 1: of people like Drake. He's ridiculously successful, one of the

825
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: great coxman of his era. And you know, the internet

826
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: goes not this guy puts out a record. People are

827
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: deciphering this and trying to figure out that. And he

828
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 1: said something about Megan the Stallion, and they're like, is

829
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 1: it a diss? Is it not a diss? Is he

830
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: talking about here getting shot or taking shots in the ass? Uh?

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