1 00:00:01,639 --> 00:00:03,680 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 1: the subject is why do they have matching pajamas? Why 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:16,960 Speaker 1: do they have matching pajamas? We'll talk about it up, uh, 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,079 Speaker 1: coming up in just a few because right now the 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,959 Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prying phone call. So, Nev, 7 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: what you got for us today? I got a little 8 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 1: some something, you know, Exotic delivery, Exotic delivery. What's the 9 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: most What's the strangest thing you ever had delivered to 10 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:40,080 Speaker 1: your right what anybody that's the strangest thing to your house? 11 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 1: Strange thing I ever tried to get house? I was. 12 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 1: I was sixteen then I didn't know. We're we're gonna yeah, 13 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: We're gonna leave that right there. That's right here is 14 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: Exotic Delivery. Cat Dog. If you would hello, Hello, I 15 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: am trying to reach Adrian. Adrian. Uh, yeah, this is 16 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,679 Speaker 1: this is he. How can I help you? How you doing? 17 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: My name is? My name was Shot. I'm with GPT 18 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 1: and we have a delivery for you. I'm gonna be 19 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 1: arriving probably in the next I guess about the next 20 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: ninety minutes. Are you Are you actually at the house, sir. 21 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 1: Um No, I'm not at home right now, but I 22 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: mean you can just go ahead and leave whatever it is. 23 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: My my wife and kids can probably get it when 24 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 1: they're home from school, you know. So let me make 25 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,919 Speaker 1: sure I got the address right. Are you thirty eight 26 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: North River Drive? Yeah? Okay, So is anyone there right 27 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 1: now at all? Uh? No, nobody is home right now. 28 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: I don't understand why you can't just just leave the 29 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: package there for again, Well, this has to be this 30 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 1: has to be signed, and I have you on here 31 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: as the handler for this delivery, so I definitely got 32 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 1: to get quite a few signatures from you. I got 33 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 1: about five or six pieces of paper sheets that you 34 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: need to sign off on. Are you what time did 35 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: your wife get there? Sir? She'll be that lady. What 36 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 1: do you what do you what do you mean? I'm 37 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: a handler handling? What what are you? What are you delivering? 38 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 1: This is GPT, sir, This is Global Pet Transport. We 39 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: have to peacocks. We have a steel and we have 40 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: a baby kangaroo that we're dropping off today. Okay, it's 41 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: gotta be some kind of mistake, right. We have a dog, 42 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 1: that's it. We don't. We don't. We're not an animal 43 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 1: sanctuary here. I don't. I don't understand what what you're 44 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,359 Speaker 1: talking about. We didn't a kangaroo, I feel I mean, 45 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: you're you're you're your Adrian. It's correct, that's name. But okay, 46 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:41,839 Speaker 1: and you're thirty eight North River Drive. Listen, listen. Yes, 47 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 1: that is accurate. But again, I'm not a handler. I'm 48 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: not handling things. Okay, okay, sir, let me let me 49 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: if there is some confusion. Your name is here, your 50 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: address is here. So I don't see where I have 51 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: a problem. Everything I'm asking you. You're saying it's correct, 52 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,839 Speaker 1: except now you're saying you don't want your delivery. It's 53 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 1: not my delivery, man. If that's what I'm trying to 54 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,079 Speaker 1: tell you, this is not I didn't order a kangaroo. 55 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: I didn't order these things. Okay, A kangaroo, a seal, 56 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:15,640 Speaker 1: and two peacocks does make sense? Man, two peacocks? Whose 57 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 1: order is this? This is not my order? Man? You 58 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: got my name? Okay, so here, okay, So here's here's 59 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 1: what we need to do. Will your wife be here, 60 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: be at the house within the next ninety minutes. She 61 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: she might be, but you know what are you saying? 62 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 1: What I'm gonna do is leave them here, leave them 63 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: at you at your place, and you can call the 64 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 1: company that shipped them and you can figure out what 65 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: went wrong or whatnot. But it is my to leave 66 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: these animals there. What what? What is your what's your name? Brother? 67 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 1: What's your name? Brothers? My name is Roshan Rashan. Let 68 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: me tell you something like now, okay, you got about 69 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: to leave no animals at my house. Okay, you're not 70 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: leaving no peacocks. You're not leaving no in kangaroo. You're 71 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: not leaving no concealed Okay, we're not having it in 72 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 1: petant zoo at my house. When I get to my house, 73 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: was shot? Ain't no animals gonna be there? Okay, okay, 74 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: you know what? Who want it? Okay, let's let me 75 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: get my wife on the phone here right, let me 76 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 1: let me call my wife. Hang on, hang on, sir. 77 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 1: I don't listen, sir. I don't have time for you 78 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: to reach out to your wife, for you to try 79 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: to figure out what you're gonna do about your kangaroo, 80 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: your peacocks, your seal. I don't I gotta make this drop. 81 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: I gotta keep moving. I have other animals on the truck. 82 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 1: I don't give up about your other animals. Okay. I'm 83 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 1: gonna hold my wife, and if she made ordered the 84 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: damn cable, we will see it, okay, because I know 85 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 1: I didn't order, all right, Okay, and she's not gonna sir, 86 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: listen to me. Listen to me, sir. You can figure 87 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 1: this out when you get home. Right now, I'm now 88 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,280 Speaker 1: about an hour out. I'm gonna drop the animals. Can 89 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 1: you give something, sir? If it's not yours, somebody will 90 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 1: come back tomorrow and pick them up. Do you mean 91 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 1: somebody gonna come back and pick them up tomorrow? I'm 92 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,599 Speaker 1: not gonna have them. She's at my house overnight. You 93 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,360 Speaker 1: think I am right? Mary Popper's man right out here 94 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,839 Speaker 1: doing nothing with these animals like this? You're crazy? Shot. Please, 95 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,719 Speaker 1: it doesn't contain the more at my house when I arrived. 96 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,360 Speaker 1: So help me, God, so so so help you, God. 97 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 1: What you're gonna have it? The animal's gonna be there 98 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 1: when you get there. Man, you're not feeling you're slowing 99 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,480 Speaker 1: up my whole delivery route today. Okay, I ain't got 100 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:19,279 Speaker 1: time for this. I ain't got time. But why you order? 101 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 1: Why you order of kangaroo if you don't want it? Now? 102 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 1: If I didn't order them kangoo, that's why I don't 103 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: want them to King Luke, because I didn't order them kangaroo? 104 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 1: Be killing me? What's out worder? What's got? What? Okay? 105 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,560 Speaker 1: This is the worst customer services good world. I don't 106 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 1: even a customer yours. You're trying to tell me that 107 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 1: I gotta kangu a peacocks and peacocks. You have to 108 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 1: to peacocks. You have two peacocks, sir. This doesn't even 109 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 1: make any I'm gonna do with those animals animals, I 110 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 1: don't know what you're gonna do with them, but you're 111 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 1: gonna sign. You're gonna sign this paperwork though, that's what 112 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 1: you're gonna do. Why if you think I'm signing that 113 00:05:55,640 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 1: paperwork animal? I don't, And whoop yours at your house 114 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 1: in front of your wife and kids behind some damn animals. 115 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 1: I don't, But you're gonna sign my paperwork. I wish 116 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 1: you would try to put my I'm about to show 117 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 1: my kids what it looks like to show up its 118 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,160 Speaker 1: talks real reckless o. Can you showing up here? With 119 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 1: a damn caravan animals like I mean the ridiculous. Okay, huh, no, manicous. 120 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,479 Speaker 1: It's only one thing, I really, just only one last 121 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 1: thing I need to take you, to be honest with you, 122 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,160 Speaker 1: is that the only thing I can tell you now, Adrian, 123 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 1: is that I have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey 124 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 1: Morty Show. Your white bridget got me in the prank 125 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 1: phone call you. Oh man, you gotta be kidding me. Man, Wow, 126 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,320 Speaker 1: you don't want to delivery? Man, you don't want I 127 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:53,920 Speaker 1: don't want the kangaroo. Man. What does those animals together? Man, 128 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,560 Speaker 1: you gotta be high up your mind, or of those 129 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:59,160 Speaker 1: damn animals together? All right, baby, give it? Tell me 130 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,920 Speaker 1: what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show 131 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 1: in the land. Let me hear, Adrian, it's a Steve 132 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Baby, really really. My favorite part of 133 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 1: the whole thing was, don't make me have to poop 134 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,760 Speaker 1: your ass in front of your wife and kids. Man, 135 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 1: But don't I'd delivered, man, don't make me have to 136 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 1: whoop your ass in from your don't get there, bro, 137 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 1: you're talking, frock. What we're going with this here? Kangaroo 138 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:36,040 Speaker 1: that I didn't because I'm not finnis signing to pickcocks 139 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:41,200 Speaker 1: and a seal. Okay, yeah, but he's going on. He 140 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,680 Speaker 1: answered that question, how show you what I would showing? 141 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: My kids wouldn't look like. My kids wouldn't look like 142 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:55,280 Speaker 1: I wish you wouldn't like too much. Not in front 143 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,440 Speaker 1: of the kids. Not in front of the kids. It's 144 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,320 Speaker 1: going down this Sunday night three, Port, Louisiana. The Nephew 145 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 1: has come to town. It is Date Night Comedy Show 146 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 1: Datenight Comedy Show m OK Weekend at the Municipal Auditorium 147 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,680 Speaker 1: in street Port. Tickets are able to all ticket Master outlets. 148 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 1: Stay on sale red now. The Nephew is come to town. 149 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: Back in stride T two was Lethale gonna be a 150 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:26,160 Speaker 1: whole lap and we are jumping it off in Streeport, Louisiana. 151 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:32,720 Speaker 1: Ticket on sale. Nah. Happy New Year, Happy New Year. 152 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:39,320 Speaker 1: I need a new year and ready year Friday again, 153 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 1: ready to love, can't wait for it? Did? I shot 154 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 1: y'all Friday night? Though you shocked me with how close 155 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 1: you are to that TV set. You need to getting 156 00:08:51,800 --> 00:09:00,880 Speaker 1: the middle of of TV all off on side. That's 157 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:05,080 Speaker 1: when he's shocking you with see ye a little small? 158 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:11,679 Speaker 1: All right, hang on, guys. Up next my Strawberry letter. 159 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:16,400 Speaker 1: The subject is why do they have matching pajamas? We'll 160 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:23,600 Speaker 1: get into it. You're listening to The Stave Harvey Morning Show.