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Speaker 1: He's another jubil on the twenties. I'm moving nine point five. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Can I speak to Sarah? Please? This is Sarah? What up?

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Speaker 1: This is Chad. I'm sorry? Who Chad? I'm the guy

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Speaker 1: you met the other night at the bar. You gave

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Speaker 1: me your number. It was remember that, oh night? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What up? Curly? How are you? What up? Curly? Um? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I remember having quite a bit drink after that. It's

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Speaker 1: all kind of a little blurry, so sorry. Sorry, Well, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know what, it was nice meeting you, even though

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Speaker 1: you don't remember that. She's cool. But the Chad would

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Speaker 1: love to take you out. I'm sorry. Did you say

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Speaker 1: that Chad would like to take me out? Yeah? He would.

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Speaker 1: Does it bug you when I call myself the Chad?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't it bug everybody when you call yourself to Chad? Just?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. It's just kind of funny.

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Speaker 1: So when can we meet up? Coffee? Be good? Or

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Speaker 1: go off for some drinks or something. I know you'd

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Speaker 1: like to do that. No, I don't want to have

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Speaker 1: coffee with you. The chat that's cool. Hey, we don't

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Speaker 1: have to have coffee at all. You can just come

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Speaker 1: over to my place we watch a movie. You can

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Speaker 1: sit on my lap, we can talk about whatever pops up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: listen to Chat. I don't go on very many dates

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Speaker 1: with very many people, and I obviously wouldn't all want

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Speaker 1: to date with somebody that calls himself the Chat. I

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Speaker 1: think I figured out the problem. Maybe you don't go

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Speaker 1: on many dates because you talk too much, and you

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Speaker 1: know what kind of thing about restaurant night. Let me

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Speaker 1: let me it's all coming back to me. Let me

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Speaker 1: ask you a question. How do I make words stop

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Speaker 1: coming out of your mouth? How do I do that?

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Speaker 1: You would lose my number? Hello, Sarah, Sarah, don't hang up. Please,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, listen to Chad Lee. Stop stop calling me, Sarah.

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Speaker 1: I apologize for what I just said and everything else.

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Speaker 1: I realized that I was rude. I'm sorry. You can't dude,

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Speaker 1: I know, and I didn't want to come off like

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Speaker 1: that at all. If you if you just meet me

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Speaker 1: for coffee, listen, dude, I'm dying. You're working through some issues,

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Speaker 1: but I really am busy. And Sarah, listen, you're gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: You're absolutely beautiful. I was nervous to call you because

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Speaker 1: I didn't know how to ask you out, and I

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Speaker 1: just want you to meet me. You can choose where,

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Speaker 1: you can choose the time and day, you can bring

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Speaker 1: a friend with you. I just want you to sit

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Speaker 1: down with me so you can see that I'm not

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Speaker 1: a douchebag. I don't you just sounds so weird, I know,

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Speaker 1: and that's just because I didn't know how to talk

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Speaker 1: to you like you honestly made me nervous. If I

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Speaker 1: could just meet up with you for like coffee, fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll I'll need for a cup of coffee. Okay, sweet,

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Speaker 1: So you'll meet me for a cup of coffee. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'll meet for a cup of coffee. I guess. Nice.

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Speaker 1: Chad can't wait to hit it and quit it. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you know what you are? What are you?

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your friend Stephanie set you up.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke. Your friend Stephanie told us that you've

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Speaker 1: been meeting a lot of douchey guys lately. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that is so I'm gonna kill her. I can't leave

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Speaker 1: myself for and I'm just so happy that there's no

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Speaker 1: one in the world that calls himself the Chad. I

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Speaker 1: call myself the Jewil. Yeah, but everyone knows that you're

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Speaker 1: already wake up every morning with