WEBVTT - Workin on My NightSauce 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:06.640 It's seven two in o Jai and you're listening to 0:00:06.800 --> 0:00:26.800 Night Call. Hey everybody, and welcome Tonight Call, a podcast 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:31.480 for your up days and down dogs. I'm Molly Lambert 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:35.400 and I'm in here in Los Angeles with Tesla in 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:39.320 only because Emily is on her way out here as 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:42.760 we speak to join us for the first Night Call 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:48.760 podcast Dinner Pod Theater Dinner Pod Theater, which as we're recording, 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:51.199 is going to be happening tomorrow and we hope to 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:53.720 see some of you guys there, if not at the 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:57.600 podcast Dinner with Magic, then at the after party. Um, 0:00:57.640 --> 0:01:00.520 and thank you everybody who bought our shirts. Thank you 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.960 so much for buying our shirts. 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I feel like you 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:50.000 don't really see them anymore. Maybe Nightcall can bring them back. 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.640 Maybe we can be a nightcall floaty pen, right dream? 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:57.080 What would be floating? An alien? Maybe an alien head 0:01:57.240 --> 0:02:06.600 between some kind of New York skys Yeah, a little UFO, Yeah, 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:10.400 an alien on the phone on a landline phone dress 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:14.240 between points. Oh, this is a great idea. This is 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:16.280 true when when it's just me and Molly, we tend 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:18.919 to get silly vibes, We get real silly. We were 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.880 talking about the DJ sets we're going to be doing 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:25.600 at the night Call party tomorrow at Social Club, which 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:30.600 is also it Takes Takes Takes texts. I never know, 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:34.960 uh that we both might just play the same Steely 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:39.680 Dan song we both heard on Jones Jonesy Supbox last week. 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:44.079 We're talking about which is FM? The theme song from 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:47.520 the movie FM and the long version and version with 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:51.079 the strings. Did you read the Wikipedia entry about the song? 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:56.960 No tell me? Well, it's for a movie called FM, 0:02:57.000 --> 0:03:01.040 which was apparently a movie about the collapse of free 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:05.240 form radio, and but it was like a Hollywood like 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:07.640 a shitty B movie trying to cash in on Like 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:10.640 that's the story is. It's like a radio station banding 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:14.200 together against like the commercial forces, and like, yeah, it 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.120 does sound great. I would probably love it. It's like 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:19.560 a who I don't know, I got to look into it, 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:23.440 but it was like the Wikipedia is like the story 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:26.760 in which like the DJ's band together and like overcome 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:29.040 the corporation that's trying to like shut down the free 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:33.000 form radio station. Like freeform radio had already been like 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:37.440 crushed by corporate powers like by that time, and so 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:44.040 the Stelia Dan song is just like really sarcastic um 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:50.320 about how radio sucked. After that, you also mentioned that 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:53.200 it sounded like the fake Steely dance song from Oh Hello. 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:55.800 It does sound a lot, which was in my head 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:59.880 for like pretty much ever after we saw Hello testing, 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:04.520 I saw a pre Broadway uh staging of Oh Hello. 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:10.000 That was that the Margo Margo yeah um, And we 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.840 saw like the workshop version and we laughed. So it 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:16.640 was best part of that show is when they how 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:19.719 frequently they acknowledge what it's like to be at theater, 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:22.320 which is like ha you're trapped and you can't get out, 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:24.719 and now we have you for three hours. Yea ever 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:27.680 we want. 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Today, 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.200 we wanted to talk about a really important topic that 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:34.200 we've been kind of circling for a long time, which 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:40.240 is sauces. Very important. Uh. We wanted to talk about 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:43.679 what are the best sauces, Where where do you fall 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:46.600 on sauces? Tests. So listen. I know that Molly, you're 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:48.640 not a mayonnaise fan, but you like a oli. Is 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:53.160 that correct? It's two. I've made a reli and it's uh. 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:55.720 I like it better if I make it at home. 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:57.640 Maybe I would even like mayonnaise if I made it 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.880 at home. There's something about putting it to put it 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:02.679 in a jar. But the eggs. I get concerned about 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:06.520 the eggs. I think I thought there were eggs in mayonnaise. 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:09.640 There are eggs. I thought there was dairy and mayonnaise 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:13.200 a really long time. I also um when I saw 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:17.080 Carvel before Carvel came on our podcast a couple of 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:19.560 weeks ago, we had brunch and we spent like a 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:23.800 good twenty five minutes talking about He was like, you know, like, 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:27.080 I know it's not cool to like mayonnaise, but like 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:29.640 mayonnaise is great, and I was like, no, disagree, disagree. 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:34.320 He also did something really interesting and good for brunch, 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:37.160 which is that he is allergic to eggs, so he 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:41.080 instead assembled a brunch out of other sides. So he 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:44.960 had a brunch that was like corned beef, hash like 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.920 a hash brown, and maybe like a pancake. It was like, oh, 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:50.880 that is very Yeah, that's it's inventive. It was very 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:52.880 It looked like he could make himself a little roll 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:55.320 them up. He also sent me a message yesterday that 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:57.960 he was like, hey, I really liked being on the podcast, 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.160 and he said when he listened to the episode the 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:03.320 following week that he was like talking back to it, 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:05.440 and I was like, oh, we're getting him in the 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:10.080 full anytime. I'm back tonight. Call you are an official. 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:13.200 You're the fourth Beetle, you are the fourth fetal Um. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:16.680 I have to say that mayonnaise being killed by millennials 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:21.400 is awful. It's a travesty. Somebody on Twitter recently Um 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.920 called out the fact that like, when people don't like 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:27.280 mayonnaise and they try and put other stuff on their sandwiches, 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:31.160 it's beyond disgusting. I think some of the substitutions that 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:35.600 he listed, we're hummus on a just sandwich, not a 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.719 good it's not the right texture at all, and it's 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:40.040 not going to compliment what else is in your sandwich. 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:43.480 Pasto also wrong. I mean, there were so many things 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.320 that just can't replace mayonnaise. I would put all these 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:51.360 things on a sandwich over mayonnaise. Hummus. I mean if 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:53.960 it's a peda, but what if it's like I would 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:57.199 club sandwich ms. Okay, the thought of me and the 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:00.880 peter bread just made me like throw up love it 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:04.520 and zeki, which is like Mannie's adjacent. So I know, 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:09.000 taziki is fine because satziki is yogurt. I have no 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:12.160 problem with yogurt. It's just a mayonnaise. So it's the 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:15.199 fact that it's not dairy. It's like Uncanny Valley for 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:18.880 a texture. It's like that, it's like gross, It's just gross. 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:21.320 How is it a difference from soft butter? If I 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:23.920 can taste it, it's like I hate the taste of it. 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:29.760 What about tartar sauce, It's that's the exception. That's my thing, 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:33.400 A really tartar sauce. If it's in something and I 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:37.680 can't taste it, it's like, you know, good direction, Okay, okay, 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:42.000 If I notice it, it's bad. I understand. I understand 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:43.760 what you're saying. But it's I mean, in a way, 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:45.320 it's like how your body is made up of so 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:48.120 much water. Food is made up of so much mannise. 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:51.160 But it's like it's become part of the whole like 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.120 you have to just accept that it's there and that 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:56.200 you like it. It's this bias that you have against 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:58.880 what mannaise stands for. It's like, no, it's not. It's 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:01.719 like literally sometimes all like try something and be like, 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:04.920 oh no, there's mayonnaise in this. I'm out like a 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:08.000 dip ruins a lot of dips for me. Yeah, I mean, 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:10.920 it's definitely better to air on the side. I think 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:14.000 of yogurt or sour cream in a dip. I bet 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:16.600 I could make you a dip with those ingredients, sneak 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:19.440 in some mayonnaise and you have no idea. I'm saying 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.080 if you sneak in and I have no idea, that 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.320 it's fine. If it's in like a deviled egg, yeah, 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:27.240 maybe it's fine. Mix up in a yoke if there's 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:29.560 something else to like, So if you make it more 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:32.800 mayonnaisy by adding yolk. But again it's like something's like 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:35.480 swimming in mayonnaise. I'm just like, swimming in anything's a 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:38.720 bad idea. Other than the sauce, they have a dn 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:41.640 Tai fung, which is the black vineagar and the soy 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.840 sauce and the ginger. I'm just saying there's so many 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.439 other sauces that are better than your sauce mayonnaise, like 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:52.079 a spread. It's a spread. Yeah, it's a spread, fair fair, 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.480 but it's a it's a part of tartar sauce, which 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:57.080 is a sauce. But it's hard because tartar sauce kind 0:10:57.120 --> 0:11:01.080 of a dip. Tartar sauce is like n it's got 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.800 its own set of rules. Yeah, it's you know, you're 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:06.200 at the beach. Probably, No, you don't have to be 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:08.840 the beach deft tartar sauce. What are you talking about? 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:12.960 That good inland tartar sauce brings the beach to you. Like, 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:17.240 there's no time that I don't want mustard more? What 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:20.439 kind of mustard do you like? Just like any kind? Really? Yeah? 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:23.960 My parents think I'm crazy because I'm into yellow mustard. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:26.240 I think that's like like a like a hot dog 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:31.000 or something. It's trashy people's mustard. They Oh, also, we're 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:34.720 all boycotting Nathan's hot dogs now. Oh why they gave 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:36.880 a lot of money to Trump or something. Oh, okay, 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:40.240 yeah we are. Um, you know I feel bad. Somebody 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:43.240 on the Facebook group Nightcallers, which you should join because 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:46.800 it's very lively. Was being like, well, what's wrong with fries? 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:50.800 And I didn't really have an answer, because we did 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:52.640 we thought maybe there was something, you know, we just 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:55.400 assumed that because they're a company, right, we're going to 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:58.040 clear the brand for now. I think fries are okay. 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:01.720 I think fries is fine. Um So the five mother sauces, 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:03.720 I don't know if you have any feelings on these 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:10.120 in French cooking, goshamal, vlute espanol, French tomato, sauce that 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:13.560 has a name that I forget. And hollandaise. I mean, 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:17.040 are you gonna knix hollandaise because it's too much like mayonnaise? No, 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:20.720 I like hollandise. You're such an enigma. I don't know 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:24.920 where you're coming from. Half over have it on egxpnedict. 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:27.200 I've made it. I feel like I went through. You 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:29.560 can make it in the microwave and it's no no, no, 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.920 But for real, there's this thing. If you look, it's 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:34.080 from like a legit source and you can make the 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:38.240 best hollandaise. It's like a white sauce ever, you know, 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:44.120 like I like an Alfredo. I don't like alfredo, uh um, 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:47.760 I like mustard. The most. I think mustard does the most. 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.320 Word limited capacity for mustard. I did you turn on 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:54.000 soy sauce? Thought that was your favorite favorite sauce, My 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:57.600 favorite sauce, but also ponds When you have pondzo, all 0:12:57.640 --> 0:12:59.559 of a sudden, you're like, soy sauce is pretty basic? 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.439 Where do you and catch up? I like catch up okay, 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:05.959 but I do not accept any ketchup but Hines. Every 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:09.480 other ketchup tastes whack. I don't know why. It's something 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:14.599 they're sweetness. The sugar ratios are off on other people's. 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:17.439 It's like only Good Hunts is like the worst thing 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:20.760 I've ever tasted in my life. You know, when it's 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:24.000 soft brand, it's like Coca Cola. Yeah, it's not you know, 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:26.400 you don't want the PEPSI you don't want that? Can 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:29.000 I mention for anyone in l A that one of 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.360 the sauces that I'm really addicted to right now is 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:35.120 from Dave's Hot Chicken, and they have like this really 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:38.120 it makes your heart race, though, which is like I'm 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:40.440 not sure why because there's a lot of salt in it. 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:44.200 It must be that, but it's well, I was I 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:46.000 wasn't going to bring it up. But yeah, you did. 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:47.840 You you drank a bunch of syce shauce and then 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:49.960 you can't really concerned that you were going to die 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:52.280 and you I don't know if you can die from 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:55.920 over salting. But I'm addicted to Dave's Hot Chicken. And 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:57.920 this is not an ad. It should be an ad 0:13:57.960 --> 0:13:59.920 because Dave's Hot Chicken. It's the best thing that's ever 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:03.320 happened to my neighborhood. But um, I was having it 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:06.920 so much. And you you get two sliders and they're huge, 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:09.440 and then you get like a bunch of tubs of 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:12.040 sauces because you take and take, and then you go 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:15.320 home and like fifteen minutes later, you're sweating your heart. 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:18.360 There's just a lot of salt in everything good. It's true. 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:23.360 I love the Zancou garlic sauce, the Zancou chicken they 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:25.320 have that It's like basically the same thing that you 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:28.880 can get a Trader Joe's the garlic spread. But I, uh, 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:30.720 I don't get it that much because I will just 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:35.480 eat the whole thing and then have like the salt sweat, 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:39.640 the salt of garlic. It's a very funky, so good. 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:42.600 Oh I went to after this podcast last week, I 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:45.520 went to Peta Hut on Fairfax because I was just like, 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:48.880 I'm gonna walk around and find lunch. And it was 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:51.600 the best place. They had like a huge sauce bar. 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:55.360 It's like a Middle Eastern place is really good. And 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:57.720 then they just had a sauce bar that had like 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:04.040 the the y he low sauce you you know, Yeah, 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:08.000 they salty tangy yellow, salty tangy yellow sauce, the like 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:13.400 Herbie Delicious Green sauce and what is the Herby Delicious 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:16.080 Green sauce. I don't know, but we'll find out. I 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.320 think it's all Israeli sauce maybe, and uh and the 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:21.840 Delicious Garlic sauce and tihini. And I was just like, 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:24.600 this is what I like the most is an array. 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:27.240 I know you like to choose to have an array 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:29.600 of sauces. Yeah, well, that's like when you get fried 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:31.720 clams and you have the cocktail sauce and the tartar 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.360 sauce and you can like alternate. I always go for 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:38.400 the cocktail sauce though, and that you gotta alternate, yeah, 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:41.520 or because the cocktail sauce eventually it's too What if 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:45.600 you just alternate with the cocktail sauce and like vinegar vinegar, 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:49.960 you need the like I like to like pickly, the 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:55.640 pickly smooth, you know what I mean. Get sponsored by 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:59.680 Hines tartar sauce. Seriously, No, Well, honestly, Hines makes the 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:01.960 best match up, but they do not make the best 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:05.000 tartar sauce. Well, look I'm gonna take you. I'll tell 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:07.560 you a really recarch. No I don't make I've tried, 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:09.800 but I always want to add old Bay. And old 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:12.600 Bay actually doesn't really belong in a tartar sauce. It 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:15.320 belongs on whatever you're dunking in the tartar sauce. But 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:18.160 it muddies. It's a muddy sauce when you put it in, 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:21.120 when you dunk that in. Um No, I think so 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:24.880 Jones Jones on the fancy Jones on Third, or l 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:27.960 A Dean and de Luca. They have this tartar sauce 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:31.240 that's super good. And one time I went there for 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:34.800 a fancy lunch and I got like fish and chips, 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:37.880 and they didn't have the tarter sauce. And did you 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:40.720 go like Jack Nicholson, I demanded that. I went crazy 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:46.760 and I demanded, yes, exactly put it together together. They 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:48.600 were like, we haven't made it yet, and so I 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:50.320 was like, I'll wait. But then I waited for like 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:53.720 forty five minutes and it became this awful standoff where 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:55.520 I was just like I just and it made me realize. 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:57.080 I was like, all I wanted was just like a 0:16:57.200 --> 0:17:00.200 vat of that tartar sauce, just to dunk anything in. 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:02.560 She just didn't want the fish. I just wanted to 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:05.240 see what else because that condatory dill sauce, which is 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:07.440 probably like all mayonnaise if I've never had that, ever 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.520 had that? What's that some weird sauce in a jar 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:13.080 that my mom got me into because it's probaly some 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:17.159 like fifties delight. Um. It's like a dill sauce that 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:19.639 you put with fish and it's really good. I'm like 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:23.000 hit or miss with dil. Dill is still is what 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:25.199 Solandro used to be to me. I will come to 0:17:25.320 --> 0:17:29.040 terms with slant. I like all the herbs really, yeah. 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:33.200 I don't like rosemary. I love rose I'm not into rosemary. 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:35.040 It can really ruin if you get like the rosted 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:41.520 potatoes and too much rosemary. Pine Needles, Pine Needles. Listen, 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:44.000 We've got bigger fish to fry. We're talking about Drake 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:47.000 and Kim. Now, oh, for those of you don't know 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:49.920 what we're talking about. A guy on Twitter laid out 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:53.720 of theory that um, Kim is Kiki in Drake's in 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:56.600 my Feelings, and that Drake and Kim hooked up. Also 0:17:56.640 --> 0:17:59.080 that the song eight out of ten refers to Drake 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:02.760 and Kanye's ninth and ten X is maybe ninth and ten. 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:05.320 Think about it, because I'm throwing all this back to 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:08.000 you in a second. Um the lyrics from Drake's verse 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:12.360 on sicco mode. That's where the directions between like Drake's 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:17.920 house and Kanye's house somehow factor in UM and confirmed 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:23.080 somebody drew a map. Here's what I think. I don't 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:27.639 agree that kimis Kekey. There's no way, even though her 0:18:27.680 --> 0:18:31.960 family calls her key and she fucking wishes um because 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:35.000 nothing about that song fits with her. It's all about 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:39.479 like a down to earth girl who you don't think 0:18:39.520 --> 0:18:41.960 she's down to earth Molley. No, I do not think 0:18:42.080 --> 0:18:46.439 she uh prefers Hennessy to Champagne. I think she just 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:50.280 like she's totally Champagne. She is not from the block 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:53.560 like she is Jenny and all the other lyric things. 0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:56.800 I didn't buy any of it. I thought it was 0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:58.560 they were all reaches. But I also thought it was 0:18:58.600 --> 0:19:00.800 like a fun journey to get on. It was a 0:19:00.840 --> 0:19:06.000 long thread, a long, a long, good sort of silly 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:10.680 thing to think about. Um, but I also don't rule 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:13.679 out the idea that they maybe had sex. All right, 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:17.040 you're taking a very neutral stance on this. Well. The 0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:21.480 only thing that seemed at all potentially like it made 0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:24.040 any sense was the thing of like, oh, Drake had 0:19:24.080 --> 0:19:26.800 the song that he couldn't put out because it would 0:19:26.800 --> 0:19:29.439 like destroy Kanye, because he he admitted to he was 0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:32.119 like I have a diss that, like yeah, yeah, And 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:35.040 I think a lot of people assumed that it was 0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:38.560 maybe like outing Kanye and that that was why it 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:40.360 like he didn't really sick, because it would have been 0:19:40.520 --> 0:19:43.040 like a bad, bad look for him to do that, 0:19:43.200 --> 0:19:48.159 you know anyway. Um, But then people were saying, no, 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:51.600 it's because it was about how he fucked him. And 0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:55.760 then I like that Kanye called Drake insensitive because he 0:19:55.840 --> 0:20:00.560 sent purple demon emojis. It's like it since you don't 0:20:00.600 --> 0:20:03.720 bring the demon into something you don't want that. Do 0:20:03.760 --> 0:20:07.600 you think they'll comment on it publicly? You know, I 0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:11.359 kind of think it's all publicity from Drake's. I mean, 0:20:11.400 --> 0:20:14.639 I think Kim is loving it. Of course she's denied it. 0:20:14.920 --> 0:20:18.119 She's I think on Instagram she said like not true, 0:20:18.240 --> 0:20:23.359 end of story, Okay, And oh yeah, this is like 0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:26.159 the best thing that could possibly happen for her. Do 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:28.480 you think she genuinely enjoys it or do you think 0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:30.760 she always I think the only thing she knows is 0:20:30.760 --> 0:20:34.080 like attention. But do you think part of our attention? Um? 0:20:34.119 --> 0:20:37.600 I think Kylie hates it a lot more openly than 0:20:37.720 --> 0:20:41.040 Kim does. I think Kim has been she was like 0:20:41.119 --> 0:20:44.879 probably the first one, you know, so she got probably 0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:49.159 the most the most attention anyway, you know. And I 0:20:49.200 --> 0:20:53.119 think also, you know, she's been a married lady for 0:20:53.320 --> 0:20:56.520 she's got some kids. Now she's David Mary. You know, 0:20:56.520 --> 0:20:58.960 she's ready for her like Madam Bovary face. I'm sure 0:20:59.200 --> 0:21:02.480 you know I can see that happening. Uh, it's been 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:05.200 a while. It's time is so elastic when it comes 0:21:05.200 --> 0:21:10.320 to the Kardashians, time is elastic. And uh, she's definitely 0:21:11.200 --> 0:21:13.639 definitely not Kikia songs definitely not about it all right, Well, 0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:18.080 night callers weigh in, Night Callers wig in to four 0:21:18.080 --> 0:21:20.520 oh four six night and tell us what you think 0:21:20.560 --> 0:21:23.679 about what Cam and Drake have been up to or 0:21:23.720 --> 0:21:27.080 not up to. I just feel like, if Drake we're 0:21:27.119 --> 0:21:30.760 going to pursue one of the Kardashians. Maybe there's also 0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:34.919 rumors she's slept with other Kardashians. What other Kardashians. I 0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:39.120 think there's a rumor he hooked up with Kylie Indoor Kendall. 0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:41.360 I could see Courtney, what about all of them? Feel 0:21:41.359 --> 0:21:43.600 like he and Courtney could really get along. Um. I 0:21:43.640 --> 0:21:47.399 had a really life of her being experienced where I 0:21:47.560 --> 0:21:52.280 was at uh the computer store, and a kid asked 0:21:52.320 --> 0:21:56.520 how to use YouTube and then he was like asked 0:21:56.600 --> 0:21:58.320 the guy who worked there, like, hey, hey, how do 0:21:58.359 --> 0:22:01.120 I get to YouTube on here on this free computer? 0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:04.159 And they pulled it up and then he typed in 0:22:04.680 --> 0:22:07.879 a Nicki Minaj video and then when I walked past, 0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:10.600 he like closed it. You're kidding no, And I was like, 0:22:10.640 --> 0:22:13.680 oh my god, that still happened. Kids are still watching 0:22:13.760 --> 0:22:17.040 music videos to get morny in like weird public places 0:22:17.200 --> 0:22:21.600 and then being embarrassed when somebody looks at it. How 0:22:21.600 --> 0:22:24.520 old was this person? There's a child? Okay, they were 0:22:24.520 --> 0:22:27.240 a child. They were like probably like maybe they can't 0:22:27.240 --> 0:22:29.920 watch it on their home computer, so they really sexy 0:22:30.200 --> 0:22:36.280 too sexy? Um, I thought that was funny, puritanical upbringing. 0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:42.760 I think we should take a night email. Hey guys, 0:22:43.200 --> 0:22:45.399 not a call nor at night. It's a beautiful sunny 0:22:45.480 --> 0:22:48.320 day here in Europe. Lucky you, but a fitting night 0:22:48.320 --> 0:22:51.160 call topic. I think. I just listened to your episode 0:22:51.160 --> 0:22:53.960 with Darcy who mentioned smudging and getting rid of ghosts. 0:22:54.280 --> 0:22:57.000