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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Don't

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Speaker 1: Tell Mom the Baby's Eider's trend. Uh. That's from Rory

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Speaker 1: script Rory the scrive. Um. We just had five minute

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Speaker 1: conversation about the movie Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter Is Dead,

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Speaker 1: Suellen Crandell. Dude, that's wild. Do you remember? Well? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I was in love with Christina Applegate in the

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Speaker 1: early nineties, Like I she may have been the white

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Speaker 1: woman that ruined me. We're watching uh, Married with Children,

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Speaker 1: and then Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter. Oh, I loved

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Speaker 1: her and now just she Yeah, now she's and she

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Speaker 1: still got it and she's still putting out there talent. Um.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I turned into like a theater

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Speaker 1: teacher there, but she is so talented, and I think

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Speaker 1: it's just remarkable because for me, because she started out

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Speaker 1: as Kelly Bundy, and when I met Kelly Bundy, I

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Speaker 1: and assumed that the character was like her. Kelly Bundy

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Speaker 1: became the because at a certain age, I was in

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Speaker 1: love with every babysitter I had, and that's how I

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Speaker 1: didn't I couldn't even put anything together, like I love that,

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Speaker 1: I love that's what I love her, my babysitter, and

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Speaker 1: then don't tell I'm the babysitter's dead. It's all very

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Speaker 1: Baby City, you know, baby city mayor, and I'm the mayor,

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Speaker 1: Baby mayor of Baby City. Um, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: that means. Don't ask. It sounds like an adorable Pixar movie.

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Speaker 1: It's like, it's probably baby It's a spinoff of Boss

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Speaker 1: Baby with Yeah, anyway, given away the I p at this.

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Speaker 1: Come on, let's tell the people. It's trending. Caitlyn Jenner

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Speaker 1: is trending and what so on? A prize governor, that's

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Speaker 1: apparently that's the The rumors, the sounds, the noises are

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Speaker 1: that she is exploring a run. She's a Republican, right yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's like a Trump supporter, oh dope. Or maybe I

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Speaker 1: think she I think she off ramped off Trump at

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Speaker 1: a certain point where she's like, oh fuck, this brand

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Speaker 1: might also burn me up, so let me just do

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Speaker 1: this other thing. Yeah, so let's it'll be interesting. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if this is we're setting ourselves up

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Speaker 1: for another you know, like Gray Davis there was a

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Speaker 1: recall of Gray Davis, which les So I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I hope, I don't think, you know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We'll see, is that because so that that's interesting though,

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Speaker 1: that that would be part of the strategy because um,

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Speaker 1: not that many people vote, or at least at the

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Speaker 1: off cycle, So it's not gonna be as many voters

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Speaker 1: who are just like voting for the sake of doing

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Speaker 1: maybe a celebrity would have even more impact in that

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Speaker 1: because then, yeah, you're getting specific people out to vote.

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Speaker 1: So maybe that's the logic here where they're like, we

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Speaker 1: gotta get a celebrity. Uh, what's how about Caitlin? Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: open again, baby, which sounds like, you know, some red

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Speaker 1: meat to the recall folks. Yeah, she would never win,

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Speaker 1: you know that, even if there was like diminished at time.

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Speaker 1: I your confidence makes me feel better. Um, I mean

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Speaker 1: the space Wars against China. Alien is trending. Uh we

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Speaker 1: did we finally meet one? What's going on? Just a hot,

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Speaker 1: hot question being asked. A lot of people are responding

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Speaker 1: to the just someone positive? Is Alien a horror film?

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Speaker 1: Would Godzilla vers cong be a horror movie, I mean,

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Speaker 1: But someone replied it's sci fi. Horror is usually people

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Speaker 1: only following its natural instincts. Yes, thank you, yes, and

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Speaker 1: stop calling Jaws horror too. Um. And then someone just

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Speaker 1: now but what about Jaws? Jaws is horror? So but

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Speaker 1: There's evil taking place, it's not just it's not just

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Speaker 1: spook spooky. Ghost Ship is horror right, right, it's weird.

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Speaker 1: playing on more Max Saturday, April ten pm. They played

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Speaker 1: shout out to great high school events. Huh. The other

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Speaker 1: basically when all the kids just did wild drugs and

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Speaker 1: that trip. Well, here's another movie, Miles that we can

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Speaker 1: ask that question about Peeps. Is it a horror movie

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Speaker 1: or not? They are making a Peeps movie. And also

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Speaker 1: our writer Jam points out that in case you are

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Speaker 1: noticing that Peeps are everywhere this year, both leading up

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Speaker 1: to end after Easter, Uh, that's because there was a

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Speaker 1: pandemic lead shortage last spring, shortage of peeps, and the

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Speaker 1: just flooded the zone with peep ship Um. This year

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Speaker 1: there was Kellogg's Peep Marshmallow flavored cereal with marshmallows. Fuck Kellogg.

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Speaker 1: Doctor with Robert Evans. We talk. It's a two parter

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Speaker 1: and I am thoroughly freaked out of my mind. It's anyway,

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Speaker 1: on behind the bastards. But that is marshmallow flavored cereal

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Speaker 1: that has marshmallows in it, which is like having salad

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Speaker 1: flavored salad dressing. I guess marshmallow flavored. So the wood

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Speaker 1: Wiger's friend growing up called the part of the gray

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Speaker 1: peep Fest. This is not a movie. This is a movie. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and it's both like a Peep lovers convention and a

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Speaker 1: Peeps as a brand, uh are like, we are bigger

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Speaker 1: actually a blues singer. Uh, you can call me Bruno,

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Speaker 1: like Peeps is like I am a global icon. Easter

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Speaker 1: they're trying to they're trying to get that crossover finally

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Speaker 1: from the Peep's movie, and I yeah, I think we

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Speaker 1: will all be asking the question, is this a horror movie? Yeah? Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: It's just it sounds like such a bad idea. But

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Speaker 1: all this is the other thing that I'm that is

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Speaker 1: Like they're there congregating on New Year's and praying to

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Speaker 1: their golden peep like, it's definitely like has an aesthetic,

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Speaker 1: that look like peeps. I guess, um, I just so divisive.

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Speaker 1: They suck, They taste like garbage, They're stupid. The textures.

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Speaker 1: Whack Anna just pointed out that I said aesthetic, So

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Speaker 1: that's funny, umic, But peeples don't even taste good to like, dude,

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Speaker 1: people who like them, like, I feel like they're more

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Speaker 1: respecting the visuals. No, they're respecting their elderly family members

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