WEBVTT - Mini Crush #129 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:03.640 Welcome to Movie Crush, a production of I Heart Radio. 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:32.680 Hey everybody, and welcome to Mini Crush Monday. Have got 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:35.720 old virtually in front of me. You know, Chuck, I 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:38.160 can't see your face. Man, You're just a weird little 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:43.280 amorphous square there. I just I just realized it was 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:44.680 one of those things again where I was looking at 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.360 my face and I thought it was your face. You 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:50.600 gotta stop that. I look, I can't help that. We 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:57.680 have a similar shaped melon bro behind me on a 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:01.360 couch in the basement. I have my daughter because she's 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:03.080 up to over there. What's keeping her busy that she's 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:06.480 not gonna come crawling under the table there. Well, you know, 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:08.080 we hate to do it, but she's on the iPad 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:11.040 with some headphones. We're doing what we gotta do. Nol, 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:15.119 we got, we got the we got a lockdown, Emily. 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:18.760 Is it her job? That's her iPad? Jam Uh. You know, 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:21.520 we got lots of little kid apps, learning apps and 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:27.360 some YouTube for kids, and so she does games and 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:31.120 she watches some stuff. And you know, it's just tough 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:34.520 these days. You can't say, hey, Ruby, I'm going downstairs 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.880 for an hour and a half. You just entertaining yourself. Please, 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:42.319 don't set yourself on fire. So she's down there, and 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:45.920 she's she's great, she's a sweetheart. Everyone loves are on 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:49.280 the Crushers page, by the way, they live for her cameos, 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:53.160 as do I. It's been a minute, so um. The 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:57.800 irony here is she's not gonna come over today. No, 0:01:58.000 --> 0:02:00.560 she's glued to that fucking screen. I pad it up. 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.320 I hear you, man. Oh dude, I am armed with 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:05.880 some discussion today, my friend. But I'm just gonna I'm 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:09.480 gonna wait till the time is right to unleash it. Well, 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:13.880 what the fuck? How can you say that? Okay? Okay, Chuck, Well, 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:17.240 I'm discussion. I didn't know if you're gonna do like 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.399 a stream this section, but I just wanted to sing 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:22.760 the praise. Well, I am, well, then I'm gonna wait. Okay. 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:25.160 In fact, it's funny that you mentioned that. No, there, 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:27.720 there's gonna be even a more robust stream this than usual. 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:30.760 Because time is so short, I feel bad. I'm not 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:32.960 able to put as much time into writing fun stuff 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:35.560 for the show. So I'm cribbing a lot from the 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:38.680 movie Crushers page on these next two, and one of 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:41.800 them is a sort of more robust stream this where 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:44.440 everyone is giving their recommendations, which is kind of fun. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.600 But we're gonna start though, Noel, with a little catchup. 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:52.360 I think everyone wants to know you're alive. Clearly you 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:57.079 were not killed mystery date. No, no, she is not 0:02:57.160 --> 0:03:00.920 here wearing your face. No. No, that last night. Actually, 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:04.119 it's funny that you mentioned, uh want to talk about it? Yeah? Sure, 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:06.960 it was great. Um we had, you know, chatted online 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:11.480 a few times. Um uh sorry, you know, face times 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:14.240 or whatever, had the core dates, and it really hit 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:17.200 it off and both were comfortable enough with each other's 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:20.760 levels of core that she decided we agreed she'd come 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:24.040 over and I made dinner and would you make? I made. 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:27.120 I made like I do a tie coconut curry chicken 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:32.480 situation with coconut milk and curry paste and kafir lime leaves, 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:34.760 the whole nine. And yeah it was great. She really 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:37.520 enjoyed it. Um, you had a really lovely time. Did 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:40.040 I tell you what her name is? Well? Yeah, that 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:42.920 was the whole gay. Yeah that's she's trying to take 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.080 over your life. Yeah, that's right exactly. She did not 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:47.440 do that thing. Um, she did not do that thing. 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:49.760 She's a very lovely person, and uh, I think we 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:53.200 shall probably meet again. Good well, I don't want to 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:54.960 ask you to kiss and tell certainly, but did you 0:03:55.000 --> 0:04:01.560 make love? Oh? Chuck? Did she make wheet love? Um? 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.840 I am a gentleman and I will I cannot reveal 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:09.240 such details. No, No, we did not, Chuck. We had 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:16.520 we had filthy, nasty sex. I'm kidding. I'm carrying other kind. 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:20.600 There's there's making tender love. Yeah. See, I grew up 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:23.520 Southern Baptist, so it was all described to me as filthy, 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:25.680 and next they didn't call it making. Who should ever? 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:29.360 Do ya totally remember making? Whoopee? Where'd that come from? 0:04:29.640 --> 0:04:31.720 That was very seventies thing? Was that a seventies thing? 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:34.599 I thought it was like a fifties thing? Oh, well, 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:37.240 you're probably right. I'm just saying it just sounds like 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:39.080 a I heard it a lot in the seventies on 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:40.760 like game shows. That was sort of the go to 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:43.560 on game shows. When you wanted to say that, you 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:49.680 would say making whoopee? Yes, yes, yes, so nol. I 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:52.800 have another update. It's very curious. So I was hanging 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:54.720 out with my friend and I'm gonna do a lot 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.560 of this nameless because I don't want to like get 0:04:57.600 --> 0:05:00.360 anyone in trouble or anything for spelling secrets. But I 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:02.080 have a friend that works. You know, many friends at 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.599 work in the film industry, as do you. But one 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:07.040 of them I was doing a zoom with the other 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:09.400 day with some old pals, and he said that he's 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:11.240 coming back to work on a movie in August. And 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:14.680 I was like, really, and how are they doing that? 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:16.920 And here's what they're doing. And I thought everyone would 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:19.400 find this fairly interesting, because you know, Hollywood is trying 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:22.240 to work this out like best practices. Uh. And this 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:26.039 is a big, big movie with a big, big movie star. Uh. 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:30.320 And they are quarantining essentially and bubbling the entire cast 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:33.520 and crew for three months. Uh. So it's essentially like 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:36.320 being on location in your own town. You have to 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:40.719 stay at this hotel, you have to get all meals 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:44.200 brought to you, uh, three meals a day. You're getting 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:47.359 paid for seven days a week, which is cool. Obviously 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.080 they got to do that, you know, even though they're 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:51.680 only working I guess, I don't know if they're doing 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:53.960 sixes or if it's a five day week. Probably six 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:56.719 is with one day down. But you know they're they're 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:59.760 quarantining everyone is. The entire cast and crew has to 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:02.000 stay there and can't leave at all. This is what 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.599 we talked about. This was our theory, right yeah. And 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.080 they're being shuttled, you know, to and from work, and 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:11.200 they're obviously gonna still get temperature checks and I'm not 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:15.560 sure about regular testing. But the idea is like what 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:19.400 you were describing, it is just bubble everyone up. And uh, 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:21.160 you know, he lives here in town with his wife, 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:22.719 and you want to be able to see her. There'll 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:24.920 be miles from her, and we'll be able to see 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:27.360 her for three months as well. You know, many many 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:31.200 people will be away from their families, which he has 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:35.520 mixed feelings. He's he's he needs to work obviously in 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:38.920 seven day pay is good, but it kind of stinks. 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.000 And the big big star in this movie is a big, 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:44.120 big jerk. He's worked with him before and he's not 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:47.599 looking forward to it. So what's that quarantine situation like 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:52.880 obviously there's like premium quarantine for the big big Star. Right. Well, 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:55.160 I will say this, I don't want to give it 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:57.600 all the way, but this big Big Star is not 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:00.560 I don't think going to be and channing in the 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:03.480 hotel because they work so much in Atlanta that they 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:07.560 bought a big place here in Atlanta. So and they 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:10.040 get what they want. So this he doesn't like working 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:13.800 with this person because they Uh. There's what I found 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:17.800 nol on cruise with big movie stars is there's three 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:20.360 ways it can go. They can be really friendly to 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:24.040 the cast and crew. They can be friendly to the 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:28.200 crew but not treat their crew well at the same time. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.720 So like those are two different things. I hope everyone 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:34.200 understands that they can be They don't have to be 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:38.480 some big, raving jerk to be not friendly to the crew. 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:40.240 You know what I'm saying, Like, not friendly to the 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:44.880 crew means it's all about you. You keep people waiting, um, 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:46.680 and that's what this person does. They show up when 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:49.040 they want, they leave when they want. To the point 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.360 where another friend was working with this person on a 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:55.120 movie last year with another really really big co star 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:58.680 a woman, and that big co star and actor said, 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.040 I'm I'm not gonna come anymore unless he starts showing 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:06.240 up on time because he's leaving everybody waiting like other 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:11.080 A list actors because he's that's just not a good look. 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:15.520 I don't know, man, Yeah, I just I would hope 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:18.559 that no matter what level of like success or fame 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:21.880 that I ever reached, I'm assuming that I have peaked, Chuck, 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:24.520 But you peeked a little while ago. No, you're on 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.080 the down slope, damnit, Chuck, don't say that. Come on, 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:30.400 he started many crush. You started the downstide. Well, anyway, 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.560 I would hope that when I attain my next stage 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:36.480 of fame and stardom, that I will not let it 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:38.560 like ruin me, you know. I mean, it's something you 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:41.000 have to kind of actively do too. You have to 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:44.400 kind of like keep yourself from becoming a monster. And 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:47.080 if you have just handlers and yes people that just 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.319 like prop you up every step of the way, you're 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:51.680 gonna become a piece of ship. Unless you are just 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:54.959 a really glowingly wonderful person to start with, and you're 0:08:55.000 --> 0:09:00.120 just somehow immune to all that. So it's a slippery slope, ma'am. Well, 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.320 I mean I gotta say, you know, I made my 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:04.120 way up as a p A and then when we 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:06.920 did the stuff you should know TV show, Josh and 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:10.679 I were the and this isn't bragging, but it's just 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:13.440 the facts of the matter. We were the two most 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:16.240 important people on the set because we were the dudes 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.920 from Stuff you should Know. And even on that tiny 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.440 little show with a tiny little budget, on that tiny 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:25.199 little network, it's the treatment is different and people are 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:28.200 trying to do everything that you want, and it's a 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:31.880 weird situation to all of a sudden be in and uh, 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:35.160 you know, we were super cool because we were just 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:37.360 you know, we loved all the crew and we didn't 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:39.280 want to We wanted to be good guys and make 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:42.400 everything happen. But I can see how these people sort 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.839 of get a little power mad and are just like, 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:47.120 I'll be there when I want to be there. I mean, 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:50.520 it sucks, but that's why it happened. My theory is 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:53.920 you already have to have that monster somewhere inside you. 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:57.800 Though you know, I agree totally. It's not people to 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:02.319 become jerks when they are drunk. They're already kind of jerks. Yeah, 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:05.079 Like I when I get drunk, I get really bubbly 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:09.719 and goofy, and just like you know, Telly smile friend, 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:13.360 and I know people that get dark and sinister and 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:15.800 it's like, whoa you know and like that. Those people 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:19.720 have that thing within them already, so for sure it's 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:23.040 uh yeah, and this person, this, this big movie star 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:26.800 had a previous career where they were very, very successful 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.560 and you know, kind of came into movies already with 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:32.960 that kind of pull. I think, man, you're really narrowing 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:35.960 it down. Chuck for the for the Home Sleuths, The 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:39.880 Home movie Sleuths owns a big place in Atlanta, works 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:45.480 here a lot, possibly an athlete, Chuck, an athlete. Let's 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:47.679 just leave it there. But I gotta say, though, anyone, 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:51.640 anyone who leaves people waiting and costs people money and 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:54.200 puts people out, it's just like Tom Cruise did that 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:57.760 on the Mission Impossible movie Emily worked on for the 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:00.520 Moab shoot. She told the story where it was the 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.400 stuff where he was mountain climbing or whatever. You know, 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:07.040 he's just he's he's just waiting. He's in his trailer 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:09.120 getting whatever the heck he wants to get done done, 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:12.280 and everyone's standing around in the hot sun for hours 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:15.760 and hours and hours. That's even worse when there's like 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:19.480 a nasty climate situation to contend with. You think you 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:21.280 want to get in and out to get it done. 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:24.719 Think of others, That's all I say. I think that's 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:27.280 what my mother taught me. Think of others. Should always 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:36.760 be thinking of others, all right now, So we're gonna 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.640 move on to real content. And I also want to say, 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.360 if there's anyone out there that works for Facebook, tell 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:45.560 them I'm about to quit it, because, Uh, have you 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:48.800 seen the new Facebook? Yeah? They they streamlined it. Chuck, 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:51.480 you don't like the new streamlined? Look? Are you on 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:53.559 the new Facebook? I guess I don't know. I I 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:56.839 clicked the button and it changed a little bit. Uh 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:59.679 he clicked what button? There was some button where it 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:01.760 like that said would you like to see the new Facebook? 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:03.480 I can't remember now, And now it looks kind of 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:05.560 the same to me. What what do you not like about? Well, 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:07.840 I mean the new Facebook is vastly different, so you 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:10.040 would know if you were on it. It's a complete redesign. 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:15.599 And I accidentally clicked to try it. Yeah, that's what 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:17.360 I thought happened to me too, But now it looks 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:20.760 normal again. Well, I can't go back to normal day. 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:24.080 And I read, uh, a very small number they said 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:27.800 overall people they are not allowing to go back and 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:30.520 I'm one of them, and I hate the new one 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.600 and it looks awful and it's not intuitive, it looks 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:36.400 like shit. And so if anyone works for Facebook, tell 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:39.800 them that I might pull all of our social media's 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:41.840 away from Facebook because I hate it so much and 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:45.959 they won't let me switch back. Well, Chuck, you you 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:50.480 kind of home. You kind of lighten up Instagram these days, 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:52.920 so maybe it's time to switch to that. Although it's 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:55.200 a little harder to do polls and stuff, although you couldn't, 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:58.520 you can do it, you know, Ah, Chuck, I'll tell 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:01.080 you got to get to the stories. Now stories. You 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:04.080 can do polls with yes or no questions or with 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:07.200 multiple answers. You can make them and then people you 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:09.440 know answer and you only you see the answers and 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:13.160 they expire automatically after twenty four hours, so you wouldn't 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:14.760 even have to go and delete them like you do 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:18.480 with stuff. Um, this is something that might be worth experimenting. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.560 Not that Facebook doesn't also own Instagram, but it's a 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:24.080 far superior platform as far as I'm concerned. I know, 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:27.840 but I would love, just as a show of you know, 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:32.720 anti support, I would love to pull our ship from Facebook. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:35.680 Because I'm just I can't believe they're just like, no, sorry, 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:37.880 I can't switch back because you accidentally had a button 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:40.160 and it looks like crappier. I remember seeing it and 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:43.959 being like, did not ask for this? And I don't know. 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:46.079 I guess I looked out. Maybe I didn't commit because 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.440 I it looks like the old way to me. I 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:51.240 use Facebook so infrequently, really just for this show and 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:52.920 for like some of the Facebook groups that we have 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:55.640 for stuff that I want you to know in Ridiculous History. Um, 0:13:55.920 --> 0:14:00.280 speaking of Zuckerberg, which we kind of are, uh tangentially, Um, 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:02.640 did you see that amazing photo of him surfing in 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:07.439 Hawaii with his face just slathered in like sunscreen. He 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:10.959 looks like, oh my, he looks like he's wearing a 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:16.400 creepy face mask like Hannibal Lecter or something looking Zuckerberg surfing. 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:24.600 Oh my gosh, it's it's pretty wildy. I made a few. Yeah, 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:28.040 I made one with remember the Joker's girlfriend and Batman. 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:30.840 The first Batman when you know she she gets burned 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:33.040 with acid or something, I guess, and and then she 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:36.080 wears that creepy like you know, harlequin mask that I 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:37.800 made a meme where it's like a split screen of 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:42.240 Zuckerberg on the left and in the harlequin mask, but 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:48.960 he's really taking his his son seriously, really, he's all 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:54.400 zincd up. I made another one that said everyone colon 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:58.800 could Mark Zuckerberg get anymore white? And then Mark Zuckerberg 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:03.760 hold my beer. I was proud of it. That was 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:06.160 a good No, I like it all right, So we're 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:08.360 gonna start off with this is a lot of Crusher 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:11.080 stuff from the movie Crushers page. This is from one 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:15.440 of our oldest friends. Austin Debski posted a really cool question, 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:18.880 what artifact would you like to see Indiana Jones seek 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:25.080 and uncover next? No, you got an artifact? What an artifact? Uh? 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:29.480 Did you already do the crystal skull? Come on? How 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:33.080 about the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. I've never heard 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:34.760 of that? So there was It was that she was 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:38.440 a game show on Nickelodeon called Legends of the Hidden 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:40.720 Temple and at the end you had to like go 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.760 into the temple and there was always like the Shrine 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:48.240 of the Silver Monkey. That's pretty good. Now, I gotta 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:49.840 say some of these are jokes, but I'm gonna read 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:53.400 those because they're kind of funny. Lee last Oka says, 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:58.040 a COVID vaccine, that's pretty good. John Colton says Indiana 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:03.640 Jones colin the search for viable third party candidate, These 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:08.480 are good. David Mills wants him to go after Jimmy Hoffa. Uh. 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:14.600 Sylvia Sanchez wants him to go after her waistline. Yeah, 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:16.160 a lot of these are funny. This is a good one. 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:18.320 Joe Gathercole, one of our old friends, says, the Fountain 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:21.000 of Youth. I think that was a rumor for one 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:23.280 of the before Crystal Skulls came out, that it was 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:27.320 going to be the Fountain of Youth. I think that's 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:30.040 a pretty big one. And what's the deal. So we're 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:32.720 in Atlanta, you know, on the street where our office is, 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:36.040 ponts to lay on. You know who is the you know, 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:39.440 the discoverer I guess of theoretically the Fountain of Youth. 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:42.800 Wasn't there some discussion that there was a mini Fountain 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:45.880 of Youth like where our building is or something or 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:48.360 like there was a oh I don't know, Okay, then 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:51.720 that's where the whereon city markets? You know what that rings? 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:55.200 A bell? Noll? Look that up? Get on that. I'm 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.920 gonna read off some more of these. Jeremy Barney says, 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:03.840 the Bong of Destiny. Okay, uh, let me see here. 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:11.640 Colin Heffernan says Excalibur. No, I guess that would dovetail 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:16.840 nicely with uh, the Sean Connery one, because wasn't that 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:21.040 the what were they looking for? That chalice? Yeah, that's 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:24.280 the chip. Yeah, that Jesus juice. Jesus juice cup is 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:28.240 who described who described you as that the sippy cup? Yeah, yeah, 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:33.439 the Holy of the Grail. Yeah, Excalibur. That would that 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:37.240 would be cool? I like it? Uh yeah, someone else said, 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:40.080 our friend with the backwards name, Culver Matthews says Excalibur 0:17:40.119 --> 0:17:43.080 as well, didn't he didn't it get thrown into the 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:45.480 lake or something? The lady of the lake held it 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:49.639 aloft and all that stuff. Yeah, but first he had 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:51.760 pulled it out of the stone and then it ended 0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:56.120 up in a lake. I'm confused. Well, young Arthur pulled 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:57.720 it from the stone, but how did it end up 0:17:57.720 --> 0:18:00.720 in the lake. I don't remember that it was thrown 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:02.679 into the lake at some point. I gotta brush up 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:04.320 on that. It's been a while. Have you ever seen 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:08.399 the movie Excalibur. That's is it? John Borman, Right, I 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:12.280 think so. Yeah, it's a very epic, epic film. I agree, 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:17.000 epic cast I totally agree. Do you have the news 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:18.439 here on them? I'm trying to find that. Let me 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:20.800 type in it. I'm not I need to broaden our 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:25.600 narrow my search. Here we go, keep it going. Kurt 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:31.760 Kluge says the tomb of Genghis Khan. That would be interesting. 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:38.640 Kenneth Hannon says the dildo of Mussolini. All right. John 0:18:38.640 --> 0:18:41.840 Thorpe says the Trump peepee tapes. Most of these are 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:50.080 very funny. I like this. Uh, that's I'm not going 0:18:50.119 --> 0:18:55.440 to even read this one. I'm blushing. Goodness. Richard c 0:18:55.560 --> 0:19:00.360 Anderson's his Poseidon's Trident. Another vote for Excalibur from Owen 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:06.400 ur Williger. One of our old pals, Eric Luca says democracy. Heyo. 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:12.119 Another vote for Jimmy Hoffa from Janet James Allman. Alright, 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:14.880 those are all pretty good. I think I read most 0:19:14.880 --> 0:19:18.040 of those. Nol So there's a book called Atlanta's Pons 0:19:18.080 --> 0:19:23.240 to Leon Avenue a history. Um. Now, it's more just 0:19:23.320 --> 0:19:26.000 about like the gentrification of the area and stuff. It's 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:28.280 not really about I don't know. Check this is I 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:30.800 might be barking up the wrong tree here. Yeah, it 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:35.040 sounds like it. Quick barking. Noll I showed Emily this 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:38.200 funny meme. Sandra Jane Bets shared this on the Crushers 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:41.720 page as Yoda laying there dead says, now that I 0:19:41.760 --> 0:19:44.040 have children, I really understand the scene and returning the 0:19:44.160 --> 0:19:47.200 Jedi where Yoda is so tired of answering Luke's questions 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:50.840 he just up and dies. You get a lot of 0:19:50.920 --> 0:19:55.600 questions as a parent, nol, what are what can do you? 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:58.000 Can you think of? So you're you're a good question age. 0:19:58.040 --> 0:20:01.280 I don't get questions anymore. I get back talk, which 0:20:01.320 --> 0:20:04.280 isn't the same as questions. Is that segue? Can you 0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:05.800 think of a good one? Can you think of like 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:08.320 give me a good ruby question that's been like a 0:20:08.400 --> 0:20:11.040 real noodle scratcher for you, or one that was very 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:15.480 illuminating of the human condition? Perhaps? Oh, I mean I 0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:18.159 can't think of a specific one because I get I 0:20:18.200 --> 0:20:20.560 get a hundred questions before noon every day. You know, 0:20:22.480 --> 0:20:24.399 there's a lot of questions. It's true. When you're that age, 0:20:24.520 --> 0:20:26.640 it's great, it's inquisitive. It is and I always try 0:20:26.680 --> 0:20:29.199 to give I try my best to give good answers. 0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:31.280 You know, I don't want to. I don't want to 0:20:31.280 --> 0:20:34.800 give pat answers or brush it to the side. Uh, 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:38.280 like I think can happen sometimes with kids. We we 0:20:38.320 --> 0:20:41.199 treat her not like an adult, but uh we we 0:20:41.240 --> 0:20:44.199 try to speak to her like an adult. You know, 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:48.320 tell her to get fucked twice a day? Whoa, hey, kid? 0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:51.720 All right, hey, you gotta say get bent. That's much 0:20:51.760 --> 0:20:54.360 more child appropriated. Did I tell you what my kid 0:20:54.359 --> 0:20:57.360 does to me? When I swear? She says, Dad, did 0:20:57.400 --> 0:21:00.760 you just say a potty word? And she's totally fucking 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:03.800 with me. She doesn't really care, but she knows that 0:21:03.800 --> 0:21:06.320 it drives me nuts. And so she's always like, was 0:21:06.400 --> 0:21:09.120 that a potty word? Dead? How can you use such 0:21:09.240 --> 0:21:15.680 violent language? Well, you know, I'm on record as being 0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:22.800 not bothered by words. We we have cursed sort of, uh, 0:21:23.119 --> 0:21:25.199 just casually around her so much. I don't think she 0:21:25.280 --> 0:21:27.600 knows it's a thing. Maybe that's the way to go. 0:21:28.800 --> 0:21:31.520 I think so too, because the real allure of it 0:21:31.720 --> 0:21:34.879 is when it's like, you know, for both forbidden fruit 0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:38.399 or whatever. You know. Yeah, I agree, I agree, and 0:21:38.440 --> 0:21:41.040 like I said, my kid, she she finds it to 0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:43.560 be off putting, like she doesn't she wouldn't do it 0:21:44.480 --> 0:21:47.000 because she's so used to hearing it and she actually 0:21:47.040 --> 0:21:50.080 thinks it's not cool. Um because she's some of the 0:21:50.160 --> 0:21:51.840 people that the kids that she knows that do it, 0:21:51.880 --> 0:21:54.160 they do it like for shock value, and she has 0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:57.000 had no time for that. She's like, you know, it's great. Yeah, 0:21:57.160 --> 0:21:59.160 she'll she'll get there one day. That's a great age 0:21:59.160 --> 0:22:02.679 when they think cursing is bad. And uh, she'll make 0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:04.760 that transition as well. And it's all about transition. And 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:06.360 I always say, you know what, you know, here's the thing. 0:22:06.400 --> 0:22:09.159 Swearing is fun. It's all. It's like a spice. You 0:22:09.240 --> 0:22:11.639 gotta like throw it in there, you know, and and 0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:13.399 and it's got to be in balance, you know, the 0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:16.280 force has to be in balance. Well, I've got a 0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:19.600 complete potty mouth. I'm the worst. No, no, no, I 0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:22.480