Speaker 1: Hello Scott, Hello Andrew. Welcome to another episode of Chat.
Speaker 2: Today's Wednesday, October nineteenth. This is a little cock eyed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh okay, how's that?
Speaker 1: I think it's better?
Speaker 2: All right, There's many things that we need to talk about.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: First of all, it is so hot in this studio.
Speaker 1: Brutally hot. It's not even hot, It's like bomby.
Speaker 2: This is going to be a shorter episode because I'm dizzy.
Speaker 2: Quite frankly, it's seventy seven degrees in here. It's usually
Speaker 2: sixty nine.
Speaker 1: Should we open up the door?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Because then all the noise outside. People are in this
Speaker 2: building are very loud and obnoxious, and they just yell
Speaker 2: and scream and laugh and go crazy shenanigans.
Speaker 1: Crazy shenanigans.
Speaker 2: Yeah so, and I don't I know how I'm drinking
Speaker 2: hot coffee right now?
Speaker 1: Well? They say hot like no, Who's day? Hot things?
Speaker 2: Whose day?
Speaker 1: Yet? You are the king of I heard or we've
Speaker 1: been getting complaints of.
Speaker 2: By the way, So I was just in the hallway.
Speaker 1: Hot beverages, they say, on hotter days, like a soup
Speaker 1: or something. You can use that to somewhat like it's
Speaker 1: regulating your body temperature or something so okay, I was.
Speaker 1: I had a hot tea in the desert when I
Speaker 1: was in Morocco.
Speaker 2: It's almost like onions in here. Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a scallion.
Speaker 2: You're disgusting.
Speaker 1: I could eat a whole scallion by myself.
Speaker 2: Onions they call those green onions and scallions.
Speaker 1: They give me a candy corn.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I was in the hallway looking for one
Speaker 2: of our engineers with while I was drinking this coffee,
Speaker 2: and I walked down toward the AM station and as
Speaker 2: I took a sip, I got a whiff and a
Speaker 2: mouthful of somebody's perfume that was so strong that I
Speaker 2: spit coffee out in the hallway because I choked on
Speaker 2: the perfume as I took the sip of coffee and
Speaker 2: I just sprayed coffee out in the hallway. I choked.
Speaker 1: You are literally the most dramatic human.
Speaker 2: It was dramatic.
Speaker 1: Yes, I choked. I couldn't hold it in. I couldn't
Speaker 1: hold it in. Let's break the story down. Uh huh,
Speaker 1: you're holding coffee.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm picking a sip up and I'm you kind
Speaker 2: of inhale as you take a sip and you inhaled
Speaker 2: so much that you had to go. Yes, there was
Speaker 2: very There was very strong perfume that somebody was dramatic. No,
Speaker 2: it's the truth. Just somebody that I must have just
Speaker 2: walked by with loads of perfume on. That was gross.
Speaker 1: If you're watching this right now and I ate it
Speaker 1: in the comments, please tell us is Scotty being dramatic?
Speaker 2: Was I have to do a dramatic That's what happened.
Speaker 2: There was nobody there to witness it. It's not like
Speaker 2: it was everybody that could be on stage here I'm
Speaker 2: gonna play.
Speaker 1: I was alone it just as it's so baffling that
Speaker 1: we're gonna inhale that much for fume that you have
Speaker 1: to spit out your cost.
Speaker 2: It was overpowered. I choked on it. I choked on
Speaker 2: the fragrance. You don't think maybe you choked on the coffee, No,
Speaker 2: because I hadn't drank the coffee yet. It was I
Speaker 2: was just passing my lips as I choked on the
Speaker 2: fragrance and the liquid split flew out. It's spewed, okay. Anyway,
Speaker 2: By the way, the look on your face in the
Speaker 2: bathroom just before was priceless because Andrew and I walked
Speaker 2: into the bathroom and there was a rando do that
Speaker 2: we didn't know peel him? Who was that?
Speaker 1: He works over? He's show he works over at breakfast club.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know who he was. So he came
Speaker 2: to use our bathroom when he has one down by him,
Speaker 2: I see. Anyway, I didn't know who it was. Anyway,
Speaker 2: so Andrew was about to go to the urinal next
Speaker 2: to him, and he made a face like eh, and
Speaker 2: then went into a stall instead.
Speaker 1: Urinal etiquette, I know, even though there is a divider,
Speaker 1: I still I went right into the stall. If I
Speaker 1: know the person very well, then I'll do it. But
Speaker 1: for the most part, I pretty much like to stay.
Speaker 2: So you only talk to people, you know with penises
Speaker 2: in their hands. Is that how that works?
Speaker 1: You know, when you phrase it like that, it enters
Speaker 1: a weird territory I wasn't thinking about. But it's more
Speaker 1: just like, hey, if we're we're chatting, we're chit chatting,
Speaker 1: we're going to the bathroom and then we stand next
Speaker 1: to each other versus. But I also like, if I
Speaker 1: walk in and you're peeing, I'm not going to actively
Speaker 1: stand next to you.
Speaker 2: I'll go to a stall there was me, you would No,
Speaker 2: I'm not a meat gazer. No, it doesn't matter about that.
Speaker 1: It more is like if we walk in together, okay,
Speaker 1: we'll continue our chat versus me going into a stall
Speaker 1: and being like and then but like.
Speaker 2: Like when Skiy's in there, I go next to him,
Speaker 2: I don't care. But if it's someone I don't know,
Speaker 2: I will go on a stall.
Speaker 1: Even if I know somebody, I like to stay apart. Okay,
Speaker 1: unless we walk in together and then it's you you're chatting,
Speaker 1: And is it.
Speaker 2: A complete it's a complete abomination. When there's no divider,
Speaker 2: it's so rude. God, when the urinals are literally next
Speaker 2: to each other, Oh my goodness, and there's no divider.
Speaker 2: I do that little turn, you turn a little bit.
Speaker 1: That's every sports arena.
Speaker 2: Because I'm sorry, but your eyes, you have what's that
Speaker 2: called the your vision is that when you see on
Speaker 2: the sides, well, what is it called, what's it called
Speaker 2: peripheral peripheral? Right, your peripheral vision, you see it even
Speaker 2: though you're not looking at it.
Speaker 1: But also at some point it's just kind of like
Speaker 1: nobody is actively trying to look at your penis. I
Speaker 1: don't know about that, oh, here we go, snotty hot stuff. Hey,
Speaker 1: everybody wants to look at this.
Speaker 2: I don't mean me, I'm just saying in general, I'm
Speaker 2: sure there are people that are like, eh, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: But the same way that I started off this whole
Speaker 1: conversation with people have said you should drink hot things,
Speaker 1: and you're like, who are the people? Who are the
Speaker 1: people that you think are actively when.
Speaker 2: Your eyes I've seen eyes like when you go to gazing. Yes,
Speaker 2: when you go to a sports venu or something like
Speaker 2: that and there's a bunch of drunk guys in there.
Speaker 2: Every once in a while, you'll feel eyes on you.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I don't notice the eyes, Scott, I don't
Speaker 1: know what to tell ya. You can feel the eyes,
Speaker 1: I really, you know, you got to be and if
Speaker 1: they look, what's happenings?
Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing, but they're gonna go home and tell their wife. Dude,
Speaker 2: I was next to this dude and he was like,
Speaker 2: I'm packing compared to him, you should be so happy
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 1: You know, so you really think this it's possible. This
Speaker 1: is absurd to me. Why nobody cares? This is what
Speaker 1: I've learned. I feel at thirty one, nobody cares. Thirty one,
Speaker 1: yes about ninety oh thing dong forty seven?
Speaker 2: Oh last week you said I was forty six. When
Speaker 2: you make up your.
Speaker 1: Mind, yeah you're forty seven. Anyway, nobody cares. So every
Speaker 1: time you think that like a situation super embarrassing, chances
Speaker 1: are nobody saw it. Or b they saw it and
Speaker 1: they moved on with their lives.
Speaker 2: Oh, I get it. I don't think anyone's actively seeking
Speaker 2: anybody out because they saw their junk at a urinal.
Speaker 1: But you just said. The story is they're gonna go
Speaker 1: home and be like a pecket compared to this guy.
Speaker 1: You should be happy, wife.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure at some point in my life I said,
Speaker 2: oh my god, there was a dude's standing next to
Speaker 2: me and that thing was huge.
Speaker 1: So then you're the meat gazer, not on purpose. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can't accidentally see a penis, Yes, you can. Peripheral vision, Scott,
Speaker 1: You're right, like right now, I see you. I'm not
Speaker 1: looking at you, but I see you, Scott.
Speaker 2: I see you over here. I'm not looking too but.
Speaker 1: Like as I'm peeing, it's gotta be like a pretty
Speaker 1: big thing in the peripheral vision for me. To be
Speaker 1: like right that way you can, yes, Scott, Okay, admit it.
Speaker 1: You looked at a guy's junk in there.
Speaker 2: I think everybody has at one point in their life,
Speaker 2: not on purpose, but just your eyes just go oh.
Speaker 1: Could it not be on purpose? You have to as
Speaker 1: you're peeing, well, well do you pee looking at the wall?
Speaker 2: I generally look at the wall. I will look forward.
Speaker 2: That's why it's not when they have ads. I like
Speaker 2: when there's ads or screens or something. You can look
Speaker 2: at screens.
Speaker 1: Where are you going to the bathroom?
Speaker 2: Used to put newspaper like comics up there. There's like
Speaker 2: this this clear thing, the little plexiglass thing. They slip
Speaker 2: a newspaper in sometimes what well, places like bars and stuff.
Speaker 1: They had that in near my parents' house. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they used to put like the front page of the newspaper.
Speaker 1: You go to like a bar and there's an ad
Speaker 1: like for Ladies Night or you know trough urinals.
Speaker 2: Oh forget that. That's very big long. It's like a
Speaker 2: giant bathtub. Everyone just pisses in and then there's ice
Speaker 2: in it. Why do they do these? I because to
Speaker 2: me it's like it's a get to like melt the ice.
Speaker 2: I want to try to melt that one piece. And
Speaker 2: then there are those other places that have like the
Speaker 2: fake fly in there and you're supposed to pee on them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the toilet flies.
Speaker 1: Going to the bathroom that you have, all these fun things.
Speaker 2: Well I've seen those in Mexico for sure, but some
Speaker 2: places here have it. They're they're pipe flies, and they're actual,
Speaker 2: real things, and you think it's real, so you try
Speaker 2: to pee on it, but it's it's just on the
Speaker 2: it's on the urinal cage. I try to peel. Yes,
Speaker 2: you actively moved your body to do it. Uh huh,
Speaker 2: It's just it's just like a little painted on the
Speaker 2: urinal cake thing.
Speaker 1: Well, you're also not someone who goes number two in
Speaker 1: public places?
Speaker 2: Yes? I do. I do it here every morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it has to be by yourself yet, correct,
Speaker 1: got it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I will stop if somebody comes in.
Speaker 1: Do you ever do like on planes?
Speaker 2: Never? Not on a plane ever? Nope? Ever?
Speaker 1: What about airports?
Speaker 2: Every time?
Speaker 1: Every time?
Speaker 2: Every time?
Speaker 1: Right before we leave? Really nervous stomach, always interesting, no choice.
Speaker 1: You get bubble guts.
Speaker 2: Yep, and that's where my left one dips. I don't
Speaker 2: know why the airport bowls are just the water level
Speaker 2: is either high or the ball is lower or something
Speaker 2: like that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Here's what I don't understand about bathrooms. The door, like
Speaker 1: the gap that they leave on the stalls. Why are
Speaker 1: you leaving like this much space?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it's meant you mean on the
Speaker 2: in between the door up top and bottom, up top
Speaker 2: and bottom and bottom. Well, they have to leave some space.
Speaker 1: It just close me in.
Speaker 2: It can't be It can't be completely closed because the
Speaker 2: door will scrape on the floor. I mean it needs
Speaker 2: to be a little bit lifted. I'm talking like this much.
Speaker 2: I guess it's so people can see if there's somebody
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 1: It's locked, So what's the point.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people look under, you know, like the cleaning people
Speaker 2: will look under. I've seen people look under to see
Speaker 2: if there's feet. Plus, you know, if there's a suspect
Speaker 2: that hides in a bathroom stall, they have to see
Speaker 2: if there's somebody in there, so they look under the door.
Speaker 1: This is the most crazy, like what door propaganda I've
Speaker 1: ever heard of them? The doors because criminals are hiding
Speaker 1: out to that's right, and creeps need to be able
Speaker 1: to look over.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, you know, is Big Door paying you?
Speaker 1: The Big Door company.
Speaker 2: Like, there was one time a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 2: where I was here in the bathroom and Josh peered
Speaker 2: over the top. I'm like, dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Oh? He was probably just trying to mess the Honestly,
Speaker 1: last time I'm ever in a stall with you, I'm
Speaker 1: always convinced you're gonna like throw something over.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I do, yeah, I know or under Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: why they leave it. They want people to play games.
Speaker 1: Big Door has said, yeah, exact, kids need to play
Speaker 1: games in the bathrooms and criminals can hide out if
Speaker 1: you shorten the door. So privacy is not a thing
Speaker 1: that's right in other countries it is. It's like a
Speaker 1: whole stall. There are some places that have no doors
Speaker 1: at all. It's like, you want to go, you gotta go.
Speaker 1: That's honestly, squat toilets. Have you ever used one?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you that was culture shock for me
Speaker 1: in China.
Speaker 2: You mean like where your butt doesn't touch anything.
Speaker 1: You literally it's this big of a hole. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: have a waste paper basket that I know your dirt's
Speaker 1: and you squat and it justoop bad. I can't that it.
Speaker 1: It's it. Squatty potties are great for that reason.
Speaker 2: It trains you.
Speaker 1: Well, it simulates if you're squatting, called squatty potty.
Speaker 2: You know, there are some countries in this world where
Speaker 2: you're not allowed to flush paper down the toilet. You
Speaker 2: throw it in the garbage can. Yes, I can't dispose
Speaker 2: of all. I can't fathom that. Yeah, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, not to get gross detail,
Speaker 1: but in China. In China, I remember I was in
Speaker 1: a KFC ugh and the only urinals that they had
Speaker 1: available were squatty potties.
Speaker 2: And I don't understand.
Speaker 1: It wasn't great for me.
Speaker 2: I don't what you're a squatty potty urinal?
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, stall Oh it had just the
Speaker 1: hole and I was like, oh god.
Speaker 2: I don't understand this. There's no flusher.
Speaker 1: They do have a flusher, but it's not like our
Speaker 1: piping that's like large enough to hold it, because then
Speaker 1: you're cramming things into the hole.
Speaker 2: Ew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I will say this too in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Just now, what idiot is in this building that they
Speaker 1: clump up everything and then just shove it down the
Speaker 1: wad up paper towel. Who does that?
Speaker 2: Like, if do you do that in your house? If
Speaker 2: you don't do it in your house, why would you
Speaker 2: do it anywhere else? Like it's so cool to you first,
Speaker 2: So what are you using paper towels for? In the stall?
Speaker 1: Not even using paper towels. I'm convinced that they just
Speaker 1: are taking roll wipe roll.
Speaker 2: No, it's a wipe, it's it's the actual bifold paper towel.
Speaker 2: I've seen it. There's stuff. There's one dude I know
Speaker 2: that he puts a toilet seat cover on and a
Speaker 2: stack of paper and a stack of paper towels on
Speaker 2: top of it, and then flushes the whole thing into
Speaker 2: clogs for days.
Speaker 1: It's insane. It's so insane.
Speaker 2: By the way, did I tell you that happened to
Speaker 2: me a couple of weeks ago?
Speaker 1: Toilet clog?
Speaker 2: I was in there? Did I tell you the story?
Speaker 1: Hold on, we'll be back. What we got to come back?
Speaker 1: After break? Oh it's hot today. We'll be back right
Speaker 1: after this, after this, after this, no this, no this.
Speaker 2: And I'm back. You can win. I don't care, So
Speaker 2: I'll get you next commercial so this is it's it's
Speaker 2: pretty much similar to the story that happened with my
Speaker 2: friend Matt when we were on the bike ride. I
Speaker 2: told you that a couple of weeks ago, months ago,
Speaker 2: whatever it was. So it was in here. I don't
Speaker 2: want to get gross, but I was in here and
Speaker 2: I did what I had to do, and I flushed
Speaker 2: the toilet and the water started coming up, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, Oh goodness, and for whatever reason,
Speaker 2: when it stopped, I tried again. So the water came
Speaker 2: over and it went everywhere and it wasn't just water,
Speaker 2: and of course, just at that time, the cleaning guy
Speaker 2: was in there. So I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: Oh my god. But I had to get out because
Speaker 2: the water was coming up, Like oh my god, oh
Speaker 2: my god, Oh my god. What do I do? So
Speaker 2: I opened the door and I'm like, dude, I don't know,
Speaker 2: this is clogged. I'll let the building know. And I
Speaker 2: just walked out. But thankfully it was a like a
Speaker 2: substitute guy. So I never saw him before and I
Speaker 2: never saw him again. But I was so embarrassed, so
Speaker 2: embarrassed because some idiot put paper towels in there before me.
Speaker 1: It's just I don't understand why we feel the need
Speaker 1: to shove these paper products down the toilet, like, grow up, literally,
Speaker 1: just grow up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would never do that in your own homes,
Speaker 2: like they're back in high school putting pineapples down the ball.
Speaker 1: It's just insane to me that we work with pineapple
Speaker 1: like the fruit.
Speaker 2: No, they're fireworks. Oh pineapple fireworks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a good one, Scott, I wasn't a joke, dick.
Speaker 1: Wow hmm.
Speaker 2: So let's get off the toilet talk, unless so you
Speaker 2: have something else to add. I hate the hand dryers.
Speaker 2: Hand dryers use. Hand dryers are stupid, useless, useless, useless,
Speaker 2: and I don't want to touch the door anymore to
Speaker 2: get out. Put the damn paper towel thing right by
Speaker 2: the door, so I could take the paper towel and
Speaker 2: then open the door. Then there should be a garbage
Speaker 2: can right there.
Speaker 1: Or just buy the things that they have on the
Speaker 1: doors now that you put your foot on.
Speaker 2: I love that, yeah, Or I just do my shirt.
Speaker 2: I'll do this, No hate that, but then I have
Speaker 2: diary on my exactly there's charticles on my shirt and
Speaker 2: take that home with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Gross, ew, that's why bars. I just want them
Speaker 1: all to have the foot thing. Yeah wow, but then
Speaker 1: I could feel like that would get very aggressive, very
Speaker 1: quickly with people kicking open the door. That's how I
Speaker 1: actually got a butterfly stitches on my head in first grade,
Speaker 1: a door slammed into you. Andrew Carnivale, call him out.
Speaker 1: He kicked open a door while I was going in
Speaker 1: and it literally hit me in the head and I
Speaker 1: and I fell back and I had a stitches. It's
Speaker 1: butterfly stitches. I never got stitch of stitches. I actually
Speaker 1: do have like a little bump where that door hit.
Speaker 2: A bump, bump bump.
Speaker 1: B two K. Nice, how do you know?
Speaker 2: B two k?
Speaker 1: That's my generation idiot. But yeah, well that I think
Speaker 1: would be great. Like did you ever get stitches stitches?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Before we move on to stitches, Like, so,
Speaker 2: somebody that has a hook for a hand is probably
Speaker 2: the best person in the bathroom because they just like
Speaker 2: pull the door open with the hook.
Speaker 1: Nobody has hooks for hands.
Speaker 2: I think there are some. I've seen a guy that
Speaker 2: had a hook and it's not it's not not a
Speaker 2: hook like you're trying to make it. It's like No, I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure I've seen a hook.
Speaker 1: You have not seen like a pirate.
Speaker 2: It's like a metal it's like a metal grabber, almost
Speaker 2: like the thing you pick up garbage with. Yes, the
Speaker 2: grabber thing almost up high. Yeah, paper towel things. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's almost like a tong the grabber. Yeah, m hmm.
Speaker 1: It's not a hook.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure there's one or two people that have
Speaker 2: actual hooks. Nobody has an actual hook. Who would walk
Speaker 2: around with like a knife on their hand, because that's
Speaker 2: what a hook is not If it's not sharp, it
Speaker 2: could be like one of those screw and.
Speaker 1: So then what's the point.
Speaker 2: So I'm just like, hey, to open things, Scott, to
Speaker 2: pull things?
Speaker 1: Well, no, no, no, all right, no, No one's walking
Speaker 1: around with a dull hook as a hand. That's no,
Speaker 1: that's not a thing, especially with prosthetics, with how professional
Speaker 1: they are now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, hey, Siri, do people have hooks
Speaker 2: as hands?
Speaker 1: No, Scott, Okay, nobody check it out.
Speaker 2: Body suspension. Why would anyone hang from No.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so terrifying too. People that do that.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen that?
Speaker 2: No? Just Peter Pan comes up, that's it.
Speaker 1: Because it's not a thing, Scott, Well, all.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do a deep dive later.
Speaker 1: You need to look up hand prosthetics.
Speaker 2: No, I know, but that's not a hand, it's a hook.
Speaker 2: It's a hand prosthetic. It's for people who have lost
Speaker 2: their hand, right. I think people have interchangeable hands and
Speaker 2: they can use different things. You don't think so you
Speaker 2: don't think somebody that has a prosthetic has different ones?
Speaker 1: Okay, So the way you phrase it originally and how
Speaker 1: you just phrase it are two separate questions. What do
Speaker 1: you think that people with hands prosthetics don't switch them out?
Speaker 1: Then I said no. Then you said, so you don't
Speaker 1: think people don't have different prosthetics. That's two separate questions.
Speaker 2: Well I don't. What do I answer?
Speaker 1: People have different prosthetics. Yeah, sure, but they are very
Speaker 1: very expensive.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: So it's not something that's cheap.
Speaker 2: I know. It's not like a closet full. Right.
Speaker 1: So again, if I need a hand prosthetic, right, I'm
Speaker 1: not like, oh I need to open a door clip
Speaker 1: that one on? Like, it's not a thing.
Speaker 2: I I okay, I get it. Let's move on. Sorry,
Speaker 2: can we talk about this wedding. Our friend Matt got married.
Speaker 1: Oh fun, Hi Matt, did.
Speaker 2: He text you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I think they're going on a cruise today. I hope
Speaker 2: you guys have fun. Matt and Jen. Congratulations, So hope
Speaker 2: you have.
Speaker 1: A great cruise. I know you hate when I sing,
Speaker 1: so this is just for you, Matt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he.
Speaker 2: Might be listening to this on the Open.
Speaker 1: Seas ces Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: But we had a really good time. I went with
Speaker 2: my daughter Cooper, and we had a blast. It was
Speaker 2: like it was like, I hate to say it was
Speaker 2: over the top, but it was over the top. And
Speaker 2: if you know Jen, you know over the top. But
Speaker 2: it was a lot of fun. I mean, there was
Speaker 2: everything you could possibly think of, and then some Yeah
Speaker 2: n CNC Music Factory was there. Gotta make your sweat
Speaker 2: till you bleed? Is that dope enough? Indeed?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: The price?
Speaker 1: Can you sing? Like the actual chorus?
Speaker 2: Everybody dance now?
Speaker 1: Jock jams?
Speaker 2: Sure? And also things that make you go hmmm, you
Speaker 2: don't know that one, do you?
Speaker 1: I probably do, It's just I don't know right now.
Speaker 2: That was that was that. I think it was my favorite.
Speaker 2: But it was really cool. So like Freedom. Williams came
Speaker 2: out of nowhere with this girl who was not on
Speaker 2: the original. I don't think it's.
Speaker 1: Like black Eyed Peace with that Fergie.
Speaker 2: What was that all about?
Speaker 1: What they just performed at some Fergie hasn't been in
Speaker 1: the band for quite some time.
Speaker 2: So why do they call it still call themselves black
Speaker 2: Eyed Peace?
Speaker 1: They were the black Eyed piece before Fergie, but.
Speaker 2: It's there was a different girl that came out.
Speaker 1: I didn't like that Fergie is no longer in the
Speaker 1: Black Eyed Pea. I didn't know that it's been a while.
Speaker 1: I didn't know ever since she made that milf money.
Speaker 1: Can you stop your farming in here for me? I know,
Speaker 1: but like every two seconds you're like, it's a sauna. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's hirt because I'm not like sweaty, sweaty?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: It's seventy anyway. I was going to say something Fergie
Speaker 1: on the topic different people, fish weddings, music Factory, about music.
Speaker 1: I DJ Jackie's my sister's UH Relay for Life event heard.
Speaker 2: About that somebody was mad about the speaker, right.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that people were mad at the speakers. It's
Speaker 1: just parents. If you're listening with your children in the car,
Speaker 1: Why don't we take a minute to teach them that
Speaker 1: if they don't know something, to just not say anything exactly,
Speaker 1: or just be polite. Remind me that because I have
Speaker 1: to tell you something about that. This kid is like
Speaker 1: coming up to me. He's he's a volunteer. Can't be
Speaker 1: more than fourteen fifteen. He can't even be a kid,
Speaker 1: he's a teen. I won't I won't be mean. But
Speaker 1: the whole time is like, uh, nobody can hear them
Speaker 1: me as I got front and so I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is the speaker set up. This is as loud
Speaker 1: as it can go. I'll try and make a goal ladder. Okay,
Speaker 1: comes back. I heard you work for a show. What's
Speaker 1: the show? I'm like, oh, well, you know I work
Speaker 1: for ZE one hundred. It's a show called devil Strand
Speaker 1: the morning show. That's not my generation. She'll know it
Speaker 1: and just would like come out of nowhere and be
Speaker 1: just a.
Speaker 2: Little well he obviously kid obviously knew it. If he
Speaker 2: said he didn't know it, it's not my generation, so
Speaker 2: he knew it. He must have heard of it. You
Speaker 2: should have said you're from the famous podcast Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Then maybe that probably would have made it even worse.
Speaker 2: The kid was already killing myself confidence. What's that?
Speaker 1: But to be honest, it really was to me and
Speaker 1: Jackie's husband, David afterward goes, you never know what a
Speaker 1: future opportunity could look like, and that kid could have
Speaker 1: just blown it. I'm like, David, I completely agree with
Speaker 1: him on it in hindsight, but in the moment, I
Speaker 1: was like, there's no way this kid in three years
Speaker 1: is going to be But who knows. Maybe he would
Speaker 1: have been really nice and interested in radio and could
Speaker 1: have gotten a tour out of it, but instead it
Speaker 1: was not my generation and walks away. And then he
Speaker 1: needs to be taught manners not to harp on this.
Speaker 1: But then they're doing contesting. We let them do it
Speaker 1: because it's like, oh, they're cute. They' volunteers like raffles, Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: how had a dog?
Speaker 2: Oh graffle event? Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Do you give away things for like best trick? They
Speaker 1: didn't bring the sheet up, so they're like number eleven,
Speaker 1: you won number eleven? Who's number eleven? All the dogs
Speaker 1: have names?
Speaker 2: I don't know that could have been arranged better, very
Speaker 2: much so, And you just stood there with a microphone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would make the announcements, so I'd go coming
Speaker 1: up in five minutes. We are going to be doing
Speaker 1: a raffle, raffles and prizes in five minutes. Make your
Speaker 1: way to the DJ booth.
Speaker 2: Was there an agility contest?
Speaker 1: There was a lot an agility contest, a demo.
Speaker 2: I love dog agility. I want to get Sawyer to
Speaker 2: do it. We waited very long for Boomer, our last
Speaker 2: aus he to do it, like when he was like
Speaker 2: eleven or ten or whatever, like I don't know, maybe
Speaker 2: a year or two before he died. We took him
Speaker 2: to an agility course and he chased that thing around
Speaker 2: like he loved it. We have such great pictures of
Speaker 2: him jumping over things. I want to do it with
Speaker 2: Sawyer before he gets too old and his joints hurt.
Speaker 1: That's smart.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he'd love that. Anyway, back to kids real
Speaker 2: quick that say stupid things.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the one thing that drives me the craziest that
Speaker 2: that my kids do, and I'm sure most kids do,
Speaker 2: is that So you'll go somewhere, like say even in
Speaker 2: the supermarket or something like that, and somebody will come
Speaker 2: and say, oh hey, and You'll be like, oh, how's
Speaker 2: it going? Whatever? You know, and then like literally before
Speaker 2: they even walk away, the kid will go who was that?
Speaker 2: And nine times out of ten, I don't remember their name,
Speaker 2: so I can't say, Oh, it was Julie, you know,
Speaker 2: and I'll just and I just like elbow them and
Speaker 2: walk away because I forgot who that person was, so
Speaker 2: I can't say it right then, and I look like
Speaker 2: an idiot to that person because I forgot their name.
Speaker 2: You know. That's just one I say. Please just wait
Speaker 2: until we're not near them anymore or we're in the car,
Speaker 2: then ask me who that person was, because most of
Speaker 2: the time I'm just like, oh, hey, how's it going,
Speaker 2: you know, because I know their face and I know
Speaker 2: that I know them from somewhere, but I don't know
Speaker 2: their name.
Speaker 1: I'm very, very, very very bad with names.
Speaker 2: I'm terrible with names. The worst. You're lucky I know
Speaker 2: your name. I really am awful with names.
Speaker 1: I'm terrible, Brian, I just don't know anybody.
Speaker 2: It's okay, Steve. Like when people come up here from
Speaker 2: the record label, I've seen them and met them a
Speaker 2: thousand and one time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like, what's that guy's name? Again, you know,
Speaker 1: and ain't good.
Speaker 2: It's it sucks because it makes you feel like a jerk.
Speaker 2: Like there are people that work in this building. There
Speaker 2: are salespeople that I interact with.
Speaker 1: I have to take these off. Why it's too hot?
Speaker 2: Okay? Did I interact with and I forget their names?
Speaker 2: I think I have dementia or something.
Speaker 1: I don't think you have dementia?
Speaker 2: Whatever?
Speaker 1: Good with names?
Speaker 2: Ginkoboloba? I need something. I need the jelly fit. It's
Speaker 2: not gonna help. But why can't I Is there a
Speaker 2: course I always remember names? No?
Speaker 1: Okay, so then this is something. It's not just all
Speaker 1: of a sudden.
Speaker 2: Very bad with names.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm bad with names too. It's not early dementia
Speaker 1: like they're.
Speaker 2: Good with it.
Speaker 1: Don't get dramatic.
Speaker 2: Like even some of my kids friends, I can't remember
Speaker 2: their names and I feel like an idiot.
Speaker 1: Hey, Molly, I I really it's you just don't remember names.
Speaker 2: That's it. It upsets me, though, But there's nothing you
Speaker 2: could do. It makes me feel like a jerk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but they even the tricks they say,
Speaker 1: like you're supposed to shake someone's hand and repeat it back,
Speaker 1: but like it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: I literally forget the name four seconds later because I'm
Speaker 2: tuned out, and I don't understand why.
Speaker 1: I'm so focused on getting ready to ask the next question. Right,
Speaker 1: you're following up or keeping myself engaged in the moment that.
Speaker 2: You're not hearing what they say.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, So just like remember when we had Jason on
Speaker 2: The Snack Guy. He said his name and then I
Speaker 2: forgot it and I had to wait for you to
Speaker 2: say it again so I would remember. And when we
Speaker 2: had Brimstone on with his co host Kim Kim right, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it was a k name and I forgot it.
Speaker 2: So I was writing the description, I couldn't remember her name.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's you just don't. You're not good with names
Speaker 1: like don't don't freak out.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know other things, it's just names that
Speaker 2: I'm really bad with.
Speaker 1: Don't freak out, You're fine.
Speaker 2: I don't think I am fine. I think something's wrong.
Speaker 1: Here we go, and so begins another scotty hypochondriac. What moment?
Speaker 2: What could I mean? I Don'm not thinking, like my
Speaker 2: brain matter is falling out my ear. I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know sounds like it.
Speaker 2: That's another thing. My ear has been weird, Like you
Speaker 2: know when you do the Q tip and you're like
Speaker 2: the ear wax esusly like orange.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gross.
Speaker 2: Like every once in a while I'll just like jam
Speaker 2: my nail in there and I think and it'd be
Speaker 2: like some white crud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is that stry skin?
Speaker 2: It is? Yes, in your ear canal?
Speaker 1: Yes, Scott.
Speaker 2: How do you have dry skin in your ear canal?
Speaker 1: Scott? Do you know what? Like your whole body has skin? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: It sheds like a snake. Yeah, epidermis.
Speaker 1: Isn't that nuts?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: You don't? Don't moisturize your ear? Yeah, yeah, I know
Speaker 1: the ear wax moisturize, is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But if you're constantly picking it out, what's moisturizing it.
Speaker 2: I don't pick it out. I swab it out and
Speaker 2: I get in trouble for that. My audiologist friend is like,
Speaker 2: do not put a cue tip in your ear.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you get the ear camera. We've had this
Speaker 1: discussion before.
Speaker 2: It's gross.
Speaker 1: It's not gross. It's ear wax. It's not gross.
Speaker 2: I don't want to put anything in my ear that
Speaker 2: you have to clean and use again. That's disgusting. That's
Speaker 2: nauseating to me. That's like cleaning a tissue and reusing.
Speaker 2: That's like people that walk around with handkerchiefs and put
Speaker 2: it in their pocket and then clean it and use
Speaker 2: it again. Vomit.
Speaker 1: Handkerchiefs are gross. But ear wax is a cloth.
Speaker 2: Diapers poop everywhere, Yeah, clean it in the wash.
Speaker 1: Poop is gross. Ear wax is literally just ear wax.
Speaker 2: And I don't believe it when people say that kids
Speaker 2: eat their ear wax. That is so nauseating to me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like I'll get the huzz from it. And and oh,
Speaker 2: little Robbie picks his boogers and eats them. That's so disgusting.
Speaker 2: Who eats boogers?
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's gross. But ear wax.
Speaker 2: They're not supposed to eat anything that comes out of
Speaker 2: your bar.
Speaker 1: Okay, no one's eating earwax. Okay, I bet there's somebody
Speaker 1: that Wait, if you just clean your ears, yeah, and
Speaker 1: then with this camera, it's not going into a place
Speaker 1: that you're eating it. You don't eat out of your
Speaker 1: ears unless you do, and if so, like, that's on you, bro.
Speaker 2: I just think those things are gross. Like I take
Speaker 2: my earbuds out and there's all gang inside of the movie.
Speaker 1: Oh you re use earbuds. You have to, It's basically that.
Speaker 2: But I'm not clean. I'm not digging my ear out
Speaker 2: with an ear.
Speaker 1: Do you understand the premise of the camera. It goes in,
Speaker 1: you take it out, you have a napkin, you wipe
Speaker 1: it off, and then you put it back in and
Speaker 1: get the rest. You're putting in earbuds every day that
Speaker 1: are creddy. No, I clean them with alcohol every day,
Speaker 1: every single time.
Speaker 2: Not every time.
Speaker 1: So if I check your earphones right now, there's gonna
Speaker 1: be not nothing on there.
Speaker 2: There's probably a chunk or two, alright.
Speaker 1: And so there it is. This is the same thing,
Speaker 1: but it's better.
Speaker 2: But it's not goo.
Speaker 1: Like what are you saying?
Speaker 2: Wax is goo?
Speaker 1: It's not. Can I show you my friend Quinn's nod.
Speaker 2: I want to see it.
Speaker 1: My friend Quinn had the most in scene. And when
Speaker 1: I like in scene, your don't.
Speaker 2: I don't like anything that your body makes because anything
Speaker 2: that your body makes is just is garbage. That's what
Speaker 2: it is. It was so crazy, your body getting rid
Speaker 2: of gook. It was like any orifice you have first
Speaker 2: time using this camera. Yeah, it was gigantic. You want
Speaker 2: to see it? No, look at that.
Speaker 1: No, that's ear wax. No, it was. And I'm not
Speaker 1: even joking you, Like you could see it on camera
Speaker 1: that big nuts out of his ear and it was
Speaker 1: blocking and it came out and he was like, oh wow.
Speaker 2: Like any hole you have is just gross waste. Think
Speaker 2: of every hole on your body and that's just stuff
Speaker 2: that you've got to get rid of here. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: got cred in your eyes in the morning. Absolutely eye boogers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you get that. You nose has crap in it, your mouth, Look,
Speaker 2: garbage comes out of your mouth, your ears, wax, your butt, hoole,
Speaker 2: your pee hole, everything, all your holes has stuff come.
Speaker 2: Even your belly button, which is not a true hole,
Speaker 2: has gook in it. Yeah. Everything, they're all they're all
Speaker 2: receptacles or the other way. Whatever things come out of it.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're gonna in your old age. You
Speaker 1: come like Bubble Boy, like cradle yourself in the corner,
Speaker 1: like everything will be okay. The holes?
Speaker 2: What's scared of my holes? What comedy was Bubble Boy
Speaker 2: from what show in the nineties.
Speaker 1: The Boy Meets World?
Speaker 2: No Seinfeld, Oh, Bubble Boy.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: Okay, you should look at that episode's funny.
Speaker 1: Jake Joe enhol was in the Bubble Boy movie.
Speaker 2: I didn't know there was a movie. Yeah there was.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was based off the Seinfeldt sketch. Sketch.
Speaker 1: But know what I'm watching, Ted Lasso. Oh good, finally, good,
Speaker 1: good good.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy. I'm so happy you're doing that.
Speaker 1: I will say. I finished up The Boy season three
Speaker 1: very disappointed in it. I love the boys. It's such
Speaker 1: a hysterical show, and I love the action sequences.
Speaker 2: I never saw it.
Speaker 1: Oh it's extremely dirty. Do not watch it with your children.
Speaker 2: I wasn't planning on it.
Speaker 1: It's but it was great the first two seasons excellent.
Speaker 1: Season three, it felt like they just went so overboard
Speaker 1: that I was kind of like so tuned out, like
Speaker 1: I didn't care.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. So I'm just
Speaker 2: going mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I'm sure maybe our fans one of them has watched.
Speaker 2: Maybe they A lot of people have.
Speaker 1: Messaged me since I mentioned only murders in the building,
Speaker 1: and we're like, we I loved it. I watched it
Speaker 1: from your recommendation.
Speaker 2: Do you watch The Cleaning Lady? No love it.
Speaker 1: I refuse to watch that show. Why. I don't really
Speaker 1: like anything on two, four, seven and five. But it's
Speaker 1: on Hulu because it was originally on Channel five.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but it's on Hulu.
Speaker 1: It's not like network shows.
Speaker 2: Oh, because they can't curse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just so bland. And they write to commercial
Speaker 1: breaks so it'll be like, how do we know he's
Speaker 1: the killer? Well, I found this fade commercial. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then they pick up and it's like where are you. Well,
Speaker 1: if you still have a tvo box, you just go
Speaker 1: boo boo boo boo boop.
Speaker 2: And it comes back.
Speaker 1: Not if you're watching it live.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't watch it live. It's not too late.
Speaker 2: And now you just watch it on Hulu, So no, no,
Speaker 2: I watch it on my tvo booo boo boo booo. Actually,
Speaker 2: now they have the feature where you just press the
Speaker 2: D button and it just goes to the next second.
Speaker 1: So smart.
Speaker 2: It's cool. Yeah, that thhing's gonna crap out soon. I
Speaker 2: don't have many more years with that.
Speaker 1: Sad.
Speaker 2: It is sad, but I'm telling you though, that lifetime
Speaker 2: service has paid off. Yeah, truly, yep, I think I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't remember how much everything is on streaming And
Speaker 1: let me tell you, Netflix is now doing ads.
Speaker 2: I heard about that. So what is a callop six
Speaker 2: ninety nine? It should be free?
Speaker 1: At this point, every is just out pricing themselves. I
Speaker 1: am spending such an insane amount of money on streaming platf.
Speaker 2: That's the thing, you know what all these streaming platforms,
Speaker 2: what they should do is they should go like like
Speaker 2: YouTube does play ads and just give it to you for free?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: YouTube is starting to annoy me. Every video I watch
Speaker 1: on YouTube now I'll get maybe two minutes in and
Speaker 1: then it'll say like ad.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, that's the way of the world. That's
Speaker 2: how things work, and that's how people make money.
Speaker 1: So just so effing annoying because there used to not
Speaker 1: be so many ads.
Speaker 2: But don't you think that everybody should have the option
Speaker 2: if they want to have all these streaming platforms for
Speaker 2: free with ads, just like you would on TV. Why
Speaker 2: not you should have that option. I'm sure it would
Speaker 2: more than pay for itself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, to be frank, I would pay for
Speaker 1: like I'm already paying for ad free versions.
Speaker 2: Right, see. I would just get every single one and
Speaker 2: just let ads play. I don't care. That's when you
Speaker 2: go to the bathroom or fix a snack.
Speaker 1: Fix a snack. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I'm not a
Speaker 1: big fan of these new price tiers. There's too many
Speaker 1: streaming networks, and to be frank, a lot of the
Speaker 1: shows on Netflix are crap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of the movies that getting so much content.
Speaker 1: It's just like movies used to go straight to DVD
Speaker 1: and they'd go right in the Walmart discount bin and
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, of course, Anaconda the remake got
Speaker 1: really straight to DVD. It looked terrible and there's no
Speaker 1: actors in it. Now it gets released on Netflix and
Speaker 1: like someone on the internet is like, this cultar movie
Speaker 1: is amazing, and it's not. It's crap. We're just watching crap.
Speaker 2: Do you think that at some point there won't be
Speaker 2: like cable television anymore and everybody will just have their
Speaker 2: own streaming service and that's the way you'll get it.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, because I think what's happening is
Speaker 1: there's too much variety going on. Because already HBO Max
Speaker 1: was its own thing. Discovery bought them. Now they're just
Speaker 1: merging the platforms. It's just gonna become like three different
Speaker 1: things right now, we're just overpaying for those three, Like
Speaker 1: that's the seven or eight different thing.
Speaker 2: That's why you should be able to do it a
Speaker 2: la carte and just like just that's what I've always
Speaker 2: said about cable television because there's seven hundred channels and
Speaker 2: you watch like twelve, so you should be able to
Speaker 2: just pay for what the channels you want. And that's it.
Speaker 2: Same way with streaming, but also not to like go deeper.
Speaker 1: But Netflix, Hulu, Sorry, all these other networks, they don't
Speaker 1: report their ratings. So whenever you hear any of these
Speaker 1: like movies watch, yeah, there's no statistics behind it, and
Speaker 1: they're selling off of that. So ultimately that's gonna have
Speaker 1: to break one day because you can't just say make
Speaker 1: a movie with me, will give you your two hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars and then you're asking where the money comes from,
Speaker 1: and it's because they're scaming investors with fake watch numbers.
Speaker 2: But they do get nominated for awards, don't they.
Speaker 1: Yes, Because again people are choosing to go like the
Speaker 1: streaming route because you have more creative freedom. But they're
Speaker 1: also saying, like the Lost City what or the one
Speaker 1: with the Channing Tatum and Ryan Reynolds that came out
Speaker 1: like let the Red List whatever it was, the Red Tape.
Speaker 1: They claimed that that movie made the equivalent of like
Speaker 1: two hundred million dollars if it was released in a theater.
Speaker 1: That's how many.
Speaker 2: Scribers were watching it based on subscribers.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're like this, many subscribers were watching it, which
Speaker 1: would translate to this many ticket sales on its opening weekend.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you could do it like that exactly.
Speaker 1: And they're selling based off of that and making money
Speaker 1: off of that because they're going to their investors and
Speaker 1: being like, give us more money because all these people
Speaker 1: are watching it, but they don't report any of that
Speaker 1: actual data, so you're basing it off of like trust us,
Speaker 1: bro it works.
Speaker 2: Okay. And with that said, we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 2: Nobody said anything, We're back, Yeah, we're back. Cool. Turn
Speaker 2: off the ear wax video please, yeah, I am, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I think there's a big scam of
Speaker 1: foot and we need to do some investigating because Instagram
Speaker 1: is the same way and.
Speaker 2: Facebook, everything is like that.
Speaker 1: Facebook. Remember when they had Facebook Watch for a second. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: they were manipulating the views and you'd upload something, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I got fifty thousand views, by the.
Speaker 2: Way, but nothing have some edible earwax. That's pretty much
Speaker 2: what candy corns are. I'm not a fan of them,
Speaker 2: but they're here, so I'll eat them. I love marshmallows,
Speaker 2: and they kind of remind me a little bit of marshmallow,
Speaker 2: or at least those circus peanuts.
Speaker 1: I used to not be a fan of candy corn.
Speaker 2: Look, none of these have the white on them except
Speaker 2: that one. They're all broken off.
Speaker 1: I would not a fan of candy corn.
Speaker 2: No me neither. These actually would make good ear plugs.
Speaker 2: They're shaped perfectly. I mean your ear would probably disolve
Speaker 2: it overnight and eat it. EO. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you know I learned how to prune my bamboo tree. Okay,
Speaker 1: not the one in my parents use. I already did
Speaker 1: that this year. And let me tell you, the harvest
Speaker 1: was great, not harvest. It wasn't really all harvest, but.
Speaker 2: Harvest.
Speaker 1: Did you have a datso raven moment?
Speaker 2: I'm going I'm going completely off topic here. I don't
Speaker 2: like that word. In one aspect, you can harvest vegetables
Speaker 2: and fruit all day, harvest corn, harvest wheat, everything. But unfortunately,
Speaker 2: somebody here in the city died a couple of days
Speaker 2: ago and donated all their organs, which I think is spectacular.
Speaker 2: I'm an organ donor, love it. I don't like that
Speaker 2: they use the word harvested to say that they took
Speaker 2: their organs out for donation. I don't know why it
Speaker 2: bothers me.
Speaker 1: Are you like trying to make a pr pitch to
Speaker 1: organ donation services like change the terminology?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I just I don't because when I
Speaker 2: think harvest, I think of cornucopia's at Thanksgiving. I don't
Speaker 2: think that you're going through someone's body and taking their
Speaker 2: livers and lungs and heart for you know, for donation.
Speaker 2: I think that's great, but they should call it something else,
Speaker 2: like removed. How about that just removed so.
Speaker 1: That remove doesn't imply where they go. Harvesting is literally
Speaker 1: saying we took out their eyes and like are harvesting
Speaker 1: them for someone that may be able to use it.
Speaker 1: We're taking their liver, their kidney, their heart, They're harvesting them.
Speaker 2: How about we just removed it and was donated.
Speaker 1: Why use you could just use harvest it?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine. I just I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: like the way it sounds, that's all. It just sounds weird.
Speaker 2: I think of Hey, I get it. I just think
Speaker 2: of John Deere.
Speaker 1: I get it. But think about it. What are you
Speaker 1: doing when I take out your heart because you died.
Speaker 2: You're you're removing it. I'm donating it. But what am
Speaker 2: I doing with it? Taking it out and giving it
Speaker 2: to someone else. I can't give it to somebody else
Speaker 2: implanting you're implanting it.
Speaker 1: Yes, it has to sit somewhere for a second. They're
Speaker 1: not just put it in a cooler. So I'm harvesting it.
Speaker 2: You're taking it out and putting it in a cooler
Speaker 2: and then putting it in someone else.
Speaker 1: What imagine getting like sitting down to be like, all right,
Speaker 1: your heart transplant. Let's uh, let's go through it. We
Speaker 1: have we took this out of someone's body, it was donated,
Speaker 1: we put it in a cooler, and now it gets
Speaker 1: to come to you. Yeah, instead of just saying we're
Speaker 1: taking a harvested organ and putting it in your body.
Speaker 2: I can't I can't. I can't. No, I mean I
Speaker 2: understand that that's the word. I get it, but I
Speaker 2: don't know, like how did it come to be?
Speaker 1: I just literally explained it to you.
Speaker 2: But there is There are many words that have different meanings. Okay,
Speaker 2: I just don't think that's one that should because I'm
Speaker 2: thinking of bountiful fruits. That's great, that's hard. I'm harvesting natural.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy that you're thinking of harvesting.
Speaker 1: But it also like is applied okay to me, you're dead. Yes,
Speaker 1: I need to take your heart. Yes, I can't just
Speaker 1: hand over your heart to beat, but you can just
Speaker 1: take it out and you're don't I'm donating it. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're donating it. But it still has to sit some place.
Speaker 2: It has to have a word. There needs to be
Speaker 2: a term, Scott.
Speaker 1: Hearts don't just come out of bodies and go into
Speaker 1: different ones.
Speaker 2: Okay. Apples just come out of trees and then you
Speaker 2: eat them when you pick them, you pick, but they're harvesting,
Speaker 2: but you're picking it harvesting picking, yes, but then I'm eating.
Speaker 1: It the same way the heart goes into you. It's okay,
Speaker 1: you're taking a seed, that's fine, and it's it's growing underground,
Speaker 1: it's harvesting.
Speaker 2: It's fine, it's I don't want to argue this because
Speaker 2: it's just so stupid. It's just so dumb. I do.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is that word just doesn't sound right
Speaker 2: to me as far as body parts go. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. I could have just said that
Speaker 2: and moved on. I that's it.
Speaker 1: If you're listening and you're a part of an organ
Speaker 1: donation charity, Scott.
Speaker 2: Would like you to change the terminology of said. I
Speaker 2: have the little heart on my license name. I'm all
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: I became an organizer.
Speaker 2: I want Yeah, you know, I don't. Maybe I shouldn't
Speaker 2: do my eyes anymore because they're starting to go bad.
Speaker 1: I can't with this. I can't. I can't do this
Speaker 1: right now. Now it's too hot. I have to show
Speaker 1: it more aggressive, aggressive than I already am.
Speaker 2: Right, I have to show you the prescription. I don't
Speaker 2: even know. I can't understand what it says. It's probably
Speaker 2: like like I can't see that anymore. I used to
Speaker 2: be able to read that.
Speaker 1: I can't really see it either, so I squint a
Speaker 1: little bit. It's not like your vision's completely gone.
Speaker 2: I know it's not. But I shouldn't have to do
Speaker 2: this to read Tuesday. I mean, you're reading it, you.
Speaker 1: Are the kid.
Speaker 2: But because I know what today's date is, I could
Speaker 2: see that. Show me something that I don't know what
Speaker 2: it says.
Speaker 1: Please okay? Uh.
Speaker 2: It starts with a tea, right, I can't see. I can't.
Speaker 2: I used to be able to read that. Well, that's
Speaker 2: a stacks. I know that because I put that the tea.
Speaker 2: I can't read what goes underneath that.
Speaker 1: But you're right, it's a tea.
Speaker 2: I could see. It starts with the TA. Like when
Speaker 2: I do the I chart. I can see some letters,
Speaker 2: but I can't see them all anymore. You don't have
Speaker 2: to get frustrated with me. I'm getting older and my
Speaker 2: eyes are going yours are going to also.
Speaker 1: It's listen. I already have an astigmatism. I suffer from one.
Speaker 2: Okay, and you have that thing, my pastrola? What's it
Speaker 2: called ed la? What what's it called?
Speaker 1: The good?
Speaker 2: L see? I forget things?
Speaker 1: Who do you have like an aunt? Alas?
Speaker 2: So hot? The hell is that sweating? It is so
Speaker 2: hot and disgusting in this room? Oh my god. But anyway,
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, so I need readers or whatever you
Speaker 2: call them. Is that what you call them? Why the
Speaker 2: prescription though? Can I just go to Costco and buy
Speaker 2: readers off the shelf?
Speaker 1: Can my parents do that?
Speaker 2: See? Here's here's the thing I thought. I always thought
Speaker 2: that a prescription for glasses were always specific to you.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that a lot of people have the
Speaker 2: same exact prescription.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that my parents have. My mom just
Speaker 1: goes to cost Go and buys in bulk the reader.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they just did the click click click click
Speaker 2: with the eye exam thing, and so oh you're this
Speaker 2: and that. So there are a lot of people.
Speaker 1: You already said, you're twenty in one eye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my red eye is.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty yeah, or twenty. So you have perfect vision
Speaker 1: in one eye, yeah. One is that you probably have
Speaker 1: a light prescription in the other.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, you know because of that that cornial abrasion
Speaker 2: that I have. Here we go, well, I mean.
Speaker 1: Somewhere we go. Here we go. The doctor even said
Speaker 1: that corneal abrasion because I bet you you sit in
Speaker 1: the chair and go, hey, I'm having eyesight problems. I
Speaker 1: can't see I was given a corneal abrations five years ago.
Speaker 1: It's never recovered, and I think I might be the thing.
Speaker 2: Well she saw it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I forgot. This is the doctor you went to, said,
Speaker 1: Jeff poked you in the eye, so you went to
Speaker 1: the emergency.
Speaker 2: Now. I didn't go to the emergency room. I went
Speaker 2: to the optometrist. I should not have driven home that day.
Speaker 2: I couldn't see. I couldn't see. I was in so
Speaker 2: much pain.
Speaker 1: Yep, what corneal abrasion?
Speaker 2: Think about? Okay, so your foot is almost amputated in
Speaker 2: an accident, but I'm just gonna go walk on it.
Speaker 1: Are you comparing getting scratched on your eye to your
Speaker 1: foot almost being amputated?
Speaker 2: You would say, I mean as far as being able
Speaker 2: to see, you, Dick, I couldn't see. My eye was cut.
Speaker 2: I couldn't see, so I would my old pretty well.
Speaker 2: But but all I'm saying is I shouldn't have driven
Speaker 2: that day. I couldn't see anything. That's how That's how
Speaker 2: damaged it was.
Speaker 1: My sister literally had a stick poke through her eye.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't need to hear that.
Speaker 1: So and she's fine.
Speaker 2: I didn't okay, but I'm sure her vision is not
Speaker 2: perfect in that eye anymore.
Speaker 1: Because my dad's vision is terrible. It's hereditary.
Speaker 2: No, she was injured. It's an injury. She didn't get
Speaker 2: far because of it as a scar, just like you
Speaker 2: give scars like that song. Scars remind me O, my god,
Speaker 2: what hop a roach? You love of that song?
Speaker 1: I'm sure I do? I can't. I can't do you
Speaker 1: want to go? I just I'm cracking up? Why because
Speaker 1: I really can't wait to see your prescription.
Speaker 2: I think I'm just delirious from the heat.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna get costco readers or are you gonna
Speaker 1: make sure you get the No, I'm gonna go to
Speaker 1: Warby Park and get nice glasses that you're gonna wear
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: No, I'll wear them when I need to read computer screens.
Speaker 2: That's really. Do computer screens really mess people up?
Speaker 1: Why don't you get blue screens? No, that's what they're saying.
Speaker 1: You should use blue light glasses block out all this. Like.
Speaker 2: Do they look different?
Speaker 1: No, they're just glasses. Oh, Diamond has them.
Speaker 2: I wasn't prescribed those. I can't get them.
Speaker 1: No, you can buy them of a counter.
Speaker 2: Blue blockers. Do you remember those? No? You don't remember
Speaker 2: blue blockers from the late eighties or so.
Speaker 1: I have no idea where you're con commercials for blue blockers.
Speaker 1: You're just saying noise. At this point.
Speaker 2: You look at the commercial, the bunch of people on
Speaker 2: a boardwalk and they talk to them, they put the
Speaker 2: blue blockers on, like whoa yeah, and they show them
Speaker 2: before and after, which isn't really real because there's no
Speaker 2: way you know what an eye is seeing, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: everybody sees like a little bit differently, right, Like I
Speaker 2: see this red a little bit differently than you do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure, I'm bad with like like lime colored greens.
Speaker 2: Like at some point, can you tell the difference between
Speaker 2: these two buttons?
Speaker 1: Not really.
Speaker 2: Those two the green and the yellow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2: That's yellow, that's yellowish. That looks green to see, I
Speaker 2: would say that's lime green, and that's green. What about this,
Speaker 2: that's yellow, it's like neon yellow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is green, that is green, This is
Speaker 1: blue turquoise.
Speaker 2: M I don't know. I just think it would be
Speaker 2: interesting to be able to see out of someone else's
Speaker 2: eyes and just see if it's different. It's impossible, obviously, that.
Speaker 1: Was really deep. I'm gonna take that quote and make
Speaker 1: an inspirational quote out of it. I wish I could
Speaker 1: see through someone else's eyes.
Speaker 2: I do. I just want to see if it looks
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 1: You know, probably doesn't.
Speaker 2: You don't think so.
Speaker 1: My friend Tommy is color blind. Tommy and Gina, Yep,
Speaker 1: that Tommy, he's color blind.
Speaker 2: I had a friend of mine who was a police
Speaker 2: officer was blind, and I don't think he should have
Speaker 2: been a police officer.
Speaker 1: Color blind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not allowed. I don't think. I think you
Speaker 2: fail the test of your color blind. I don't know
Speaker 2: how he got past that. I don't know because I
Speaker 2: have those you know, things with the bubbles and the
Speaker 2: like the nine inside, and you have to tell them
Speaker 2: what number it is, and if you can't see the color,
Speaker 2: obviously you can't see the number. I forget what those
Speaker 2: tests are called.
Speaker 1: An name, Well, the Air Force, you can't because obviously
Speaker 1: you're flying things in then eighty you probably can't either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean when you're chasing a suspect and
Speaker 2: you have to say what they're wearing, what color their
Speaker 2: shirt is A he's running with, it's sweatshirt, what color
Speaker 2: is it? It's great gray?
Speaker 1: This is the fourteenth grade sweatshirt person that's been Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, interesting, never thought of that, right.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a lot of professions where you cannot
Speaker 2: be colorblind to work pilots probably, like you just said, no,
Speaker 2: you can't. You just said that Air Force put be
Speaker 2: like a regular commercial pilot.
Speaker 1: I'm sure not, yeah, because there was I forget what
Speaker 1: I was watchings, and there was there was somebody was
Speaker 1: color blind and they got mad that they were colorblind
Speaker 1: and wanted to be a pilot. Whatever.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm sure you think about it. I'm sure
Speaker 2: there are plenty of professions where that is a no. No, yeah,
Speaker 2: not radio.
Speaker 1: Eleat radio pros like you don't need that.
Speaker 2: Most radio people have just like half a brain. That's true,
Speaker 2: and that's acceptable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. No col degree, dope, it's not in
Speaker 1: my generation. Well, it's been great seeing you all.
Speaker 2: Oh is that it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm hot.
Speaker 2: I am hot as well. It's funny because as soon
Speaker 2: as we open that door, it's like walking in though
Speaker 2: these ice box wonderful. You know, well it's an ice box.
Speaker 2: Do you know an ice boxes? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: You're looking at me like it's like a freezer. No, actually,
Speaker 2: that's what a refrigerator was. Before, Before there was like refrigerators.
Speaker 2: They would just have a big box. The iceman would
Speaker 2: come around to the neighborhoods and they would deliver one
Speaker 2: giant block of ice and they would put it in
Speaker 2: the pan in this thing in a box. It was
Speaker 2: just a wooden box with an ice cube in it.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: They kept your stuff kind of cold.
Speaker 1: Do you know they do that in Dubai. Why they
Speaker 1: don't have electricity, No, Dubai, because it gets so hot
Speaker 1: in the summer, you get ice delivered to your house
Speaker 1: to throw in your pools. Really, Dubai as a whole
Speaker 1: is like insane.
Speaker 2: So instead of heaters for the pool, they have coolers.
Speaker 1: Well, think about you're in the middle of the desert,
Speaker 1: so in the summer it could be like one hundred
Speaker 1: something degrees and they don't It's like a lot of
Speaker 1: energy to run your pool to be cold, so they
Speaker 1: just get ice delivered.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fun fact. Also at the Bersh Khalifa, that giant tower,
Speaker 1: whiz Khalifa, Yes, Scott, the Whiz Khalifa building in Dubai, Yes,
Speaker 1: the tallest building in the world. Did not have plumbing
Speaker 1: for almost ten full years.
Speaker 2: How do they install it?
Speaker 1: So that's a big job because Dubai is not great
Speaker 1: with its infrastructure. A lot of it is just flash
Speaker 1: actual things connecting.
Speaker 2: That's a toilet paper in the garbage can place.
Speaker 1: It had poop trucks coming every day to Basically it
Speaker 1: was like one giant porta potty. You can be called
Speaker 1: blind for that. They don't care. It was porta potty.
Speaker 1: That entire building was a porta potty. It's just more decades.
Speaker 1: Must for a decade before they put plumbing in dunk Yeah,
Speaker 1: So just a fun fact if you're walking around today,
Speaker 1: the tallest building in the world did not have plumbing
Speaker 1: for a very long time and it now has plumbing.
Speaker 1: But before that they had giant poop trucks coming every
Speaker 1: day to put to refresh.
Speaker 2: So is the poop truck business now out of business?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like, did they still need poop trucks?
Speaker 1: What did because they keep building stupid new projects hooked
Speaker 1: to the plumbing.
Speaker 2: What did all the poop truck companies do? They just god.
Speaker 1: Guess move Where do they dump it? Probably they recycle
Speaker 1: it's something.
Speaker 2: They recycle poop. Hello, when you flush your This is disgusting.
Speaker 1: What do you think water works are for?
Speaker 2: Water works? Yeah, like water monopoly?
Speaker 1: Like again, what do you think that's for. It's to
Speaker 1: filter water?
Speaker 2: Well? Does a water treatment plant?
Speaker 1: Where do you think everything in your I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to put a camera inside poop and just watch what happens.
Speaker 2: I didn't Oprah do that many years ago. I don't
Speaker 2: think I think she did a camera on her own poop.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was hers. Search it, search it,
Speaker 2: search Oprah poop camera, search it, search it, and then
Speaker 2: we got to because it's hot. You're right. But also,
Speaker 2: like back to dumping ice and pools into if you
Speaker 2: put too much ice in it, it's gonna melt and
Speaker 2: the water level will raise and it will overflow. You
Speaker 2: have to, I guess, take into account how much ice
Speaker 2: you're gonna put in and not have that much water
Speaker 2: in the pool. But then again, the sun probably evaporates
Speaker 2: a lot of the water in the element.
Speaker 1: Apparently she has a dog poop pack.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you that on her show, I could swear
Speaker 2: she flushed a camera down the toilet to see where
Speaker 2: it went and what happened. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe a forum from two thousand and six dv Dizzy forum. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's about Disney DVDs and beyond. Yeah, that she's talking
Speaker 1: about poop. No, I don't know where I heard that,
Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure that that was a thing. But anyway,
Speaker 1: they're saying she made defecation and empowering experience cool. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: with all that said, everybody poops, Andy, it's true. Well,
Speaker 1: unless you have gas, your intentional distress, and then it
Speaker 1: can go a very long time without it.
Speaker 2: Then you have a bag.
Speaker 1: No, then you have to get like there are some
Speaker 1: people who don't poop that they literally have to get
Speaker 1: like a surgery.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine. That must hurt so bad. That's like
Speaker 2: constipation to the next level sad.
Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you all so much for listening.
Speaker 2: And eventually you just can't eat any more because it's
Speaker 2: just building up, and then you're like, I got no
Speaker 2: more room for it. You just do vomit poop. At
Speaker 2: some point.
Speaker 1: People have if you look it up, that's happened before.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's because of being that constipated mixed up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, I can't I can't even I
Speaker 2: can't even I would throw it more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just couldn't.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be an old wives tale. But I wouldn't be
Speaker 2: able to stop vomiting because that makes me vomit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and i'd vomit more.
Speaker 1: Well, some people have to get like poop transplants put
Speaker 1: in because it's something with the bacteria. What some people
Speaker 1: need to get like their poop, they like put it,
Speaker 1: they implant. I don't because it's the bacteria and you
Speaker 1: need to have like, don't about gut health.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about it.
Speaker 1: Or something, and it helps produce it. Didn't you ever
Speaker 1: see No, you probably didn't. There's this Health Park episode
Speaker 1: that's hysterical about it. No, yeah, it's really funny. Anyway,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for watching, mister listening. No, there's
Speaker 1: an episode where they're like they're doing extreme dis and
Speaker 1: the girls like, I lost like fifty pounds and they're like,
Speaker 1: how did you do it? And she's like she doesn't
Speaker 1: tell anybody, And then slowly the town starts to catch on.
Speaker 1: But that if they just implant someone else's poop, it
Speaker 1: like fixes their gut health to make them lose weight fast,
Speaker 1: and they all just start like doing it. It's a
Speaker 1: very funny episode.
Speaker 2: I just eat Brock's candy corn.
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