WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Am I the Drama? 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:05.400 Hello Scott, Hello Andrew. Welcome to another episode of Chat. 0:00:05.760 --> 0:00:09.920 Today's Wednesday, October nineteenth. This is a little cock eyed. Yeah, 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:13.440 oh okay, how's that? 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:14.760 I think it's better? 0:00:14.760 --> 0:00:16.640 All right, There's many things that we need to talk about. 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:17.360 Okay. 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:20.760 First of all, it is so hot in this studio. 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:23.840 Brutally hot. It's not even hot, It's like bomby. 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:27.960 This is going to be a shorter episode because I'm dizzy. 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:31.240 Quite frankly, it's seventy seven degrees in here. It's usually 0:00:31.280 --> 0:00:31.800 sixty nine. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:32.920 Should we open up the door? 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:33.199 No? 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:34.159 Why? 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:36.239 Because then all the noise outside. People are in this 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:38.360 building are very loud and obnoxious, and they just yell 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:41.280 and scream and laugh and go crazy shenanigans. 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:41.720 Crazy shenanigans. 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:44.000 Yeah so, and I don't I know how I'm drinking 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:44.960 hot coffee right now? 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:49.320 Well? They say hot like no, Who's day? Hot things? 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:50.320 Whose day? 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:54.360 Yet? You are the king of I heard or we've 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:56.080 been getting complaints of. 0:00:56.880 --> 0:00:58.280 By the way, So I was just in the hallway. 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:02.040 Hot beverages, they say, on hotter days, like a soup 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:06.240 or something. You can use that to somewhat like it's 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:10.560 regulating your body temperature or something so okay, I was. 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:12.679 I had a hot tea in the desert when I 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:13.320 was in Morocco. 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:14.960 It's almost like onions in here. Now. 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:16.520 Yeah, I had a scallion. 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:17.280 You're disgusting. 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:18.920 I could eat a whole scallion by myself. 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:21.760 Onions they call those green onions and scallions. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:22.720 They give me a candy corn. 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:25.440 So anyway, I was in the hallway looking for one 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:27.600 of our engineers with while I was drinking this coffee, 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.520 and I walked down toward the AM station and as 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:33.680 I took a sip, I got a whiff and a 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:36.560 mouthful of somebody's perfume that was so strong that I 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:38.600 spit coffee out in the hallway because I choked on 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:40.840 the perfume as I took the sip of coffee and 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:43.840 I just sprayed coffee out in the hallway. I choked. 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:48.080 You are literally the most dramatic human. 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:49.480 It was dramatic. 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:54.080 Yes, I choked. I couldn't hold it in. I couldn't 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:57.720 hold it in. Let's break the story down. Uh huh, 0:01:57.800 --> 0:01:59.440 you're holding coffee. 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.640 Yep, I'm picking a sip up and I'm you kind 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.000 of inhale as you take a sip and you inhaled 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:06.920 so much that you had to go. Yes, there was 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:11.680 very There was very strong perfume that somebody was dramatic. No, 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:14.760 it's the truth. Just somebody that I must have just 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:16.799 walked by with loads of perfume on. That was gross. 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:19.040 If you're watching this right now and I ate it 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:22.440 in the comments, please tell us is Scotty being dramatic? 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:24.760 Was I have to do a dramatic That's what happened. 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:26.799 There was nobody there to witness it. It's not like 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.960 it was everybody that could be on stage here I'm 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:29.399 gonna play. 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:34.480 I was alone it just as it's so baffling that 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.880 we're gonna inhale that much for fume that you have 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:37.959 to spit out your cost. 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:41.960 It was overpowered. I choked on it. I choked on 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:45.480 the fragrance. You don't think maybe you choked on the coffee, No, 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:47.200 because I hadn't drank the coffee yet. It was I 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:49.560 was just passing my lips as I choked on the 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:54.600 fragrance and the liquid split flew out. It's spewed, okay. Anyway, 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.440 By the way, the look on your face in the 0:02:57.440 --> 0:03:01.880 bathroom just before was priceless because Andrew and I walked 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:03.919 into the bathroom and there was a rando do that 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:06.120 we didn't know peel him? Who was that? 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:08.359 He works over? He's show he works over at breakfast club. 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:10.320 Oh, I didn't know who he was. So he came 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.360 to use our bathroom when he has one down by him, 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:15.800 I see. Anyway, I didn't know who it was. Anyway, 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:17.880 so Andrew was about to go to the urinal next 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:20.360 to him, and he made a face like eh, and 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:21.640 then went into a stall instead. 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.160 Urinal etiquette, I know, even though there is a divider, 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.120 I still I went right into the stall. If I 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:30.240 know the person very well, then I'll do it. But 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:32.720 for the most part, I pretty much like to stay. 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:35.040 So you only talk to people, you know with penises 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:36.960 in their hands. Is that how that works? 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:39.400 You know, when you phrase it like that, it enters 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:42.760 a weird territory I wasn't thinking about. But it's more 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:46.160 just like, hey, if we're we're chatting, we're chit chatting, 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:47.920 we're going to the bathroom and then we stand next 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:50.560 to each other versus. But I also like, if I 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:53.800 walk in and you're peeing, I'm not going to actively 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:54.520 stand next to you. 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.440 I'll go to a stall there was me, you would No, 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:59.360 I'm not a meat gazer. No, it doesn't matter about that. 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:02.800 It more is like if we walk in together, okay, 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:05.000 we'll continue our chat versus me going into a stall 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:07.480 and being like and then but like. 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:08.800 Like when Skiy's in there, I go next to him, 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:10.080 I don't care. But if it's someone I don't know, 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:11.000 I will go on a stall. 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:14.280 Even if I know somebody, I like to stay apart. Okay, 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:17.200 unless we walk in together and then it's you you're chatting, 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:17.720 And is it. 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.479 A complete it's a complete abomination. When there's no divider, 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:23.440 it's so rude. God, when the urinals are literally next 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:25.320 to each other, Oh my goodness, and there's no divider. 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:27.520 I do that little turn, you turn a little bit. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:29.120 That's every sports arena. 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:32.080 Because I'm sorry, but your eyes, you have what's that 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:35.719 called the your vision is that when you see on 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.800 the sides, well, what is it called, what's it called 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:41.360 peripheral peripheral? Right, your peripheral vision, you see it even 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:42.400 though you're not looking at it. 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:44.480 But also at some point it's just kind of like 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:47.440 nobody is actively trying to look at your penis. I 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:50.760 don't know about that, oh, here we go, snotty hot stuff. Hey, 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:52.360 everybody wants to look at this. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.480 I don't mean me, I'm just saying in general, I'm 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.800 sure there are people that are like, eh, okay, okay. 0:04:57.960 --> 0:04:59.560 But the same way that I started off this whole 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:02.240 conversation with people have said you should drink hot things, 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.240 and you're like, who are the people? Who are the 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:06.080 people that you think are actively when. 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:08.680 Your eyes I've seen eyes like when you go to gazing. Yes, 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:10.599 when you go to a sports venu or something like 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:12.400 that and there's a bunch of drunk guys in there. 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.440 Every once in a while, you'll feel eyes on you. 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:17.400 Okay, yeah, I don't notice the eyes, Scott, I don't 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:19.400 know what to tell ya. You can feel the eyes, 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:22.560 I really, you know, you got to be and if 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:24.280 they look, what's happenings? 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:26.800 Nothing, nothing, but they're gonna go home and tell their wife. Dude, 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:29.000 I was next to this dude and he was like, 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:32.040 I'm packing compared to him, you should be so happy 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:32.640 or whatever. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:36.680 You know, so you really think this it's possible. This 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:40.200 is absurd to me. Why nobody cares? This is what 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:44.160 I've learned. I feel at thirty one, nobody cares. Thirty one, 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:48.400 yes about ninety oh thing dong forty seven? 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:51.080 Oh last week you said I was forty six. When 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:51.680 you make up your. 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:55.920 Mind, yeah you're forty seven. Anyway, nobody cares. So every 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:59.200 time you think that like a situation super embarrassing, chances 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:02.240 are nobody saw it. Or b they saw it and 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:03.240 they moved on with their lives. 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:06.320 Oh, I get it. I don't think anyone's actively seeking 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:08.880 anybody out because they saw their junk at a urinal. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:11.240 But you just said. The story is they're gonna go 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:13.719 home and be like a pecket compared to this guy. 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:14.839 You should be happy, wife. 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:16.479 I'm pretty sure at some point in my life I said, 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:17.800 oh my god, there was a dude's standing next to 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:18.880 me and that thing was huge. 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:23.040 So then you're the meat gazer, not on purpose. Okay, 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:27.320 you can't accidentally see a penis, Yes, you can. Peripheral vision, Scott, 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:30.279 You're right, like right now, I see you. I'm not 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:31.920 looking at you, but I see you, Scott. 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:34.760 I see you over here. I'm not looking too but. 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:38.120 Like as I'm peeing, it's gotta be like a pretty 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:40.159 big thing in the peripheral vision for me. To be 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:45.040 like right that way you can, yes, Scott, Okay, admit it. 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:46.920 You looked at a guy's junk in there. 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:49.760 I think everybody has at one point in their life, 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:52.200 not on purpose, but just your eyes just go oh. 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.400 Could it not be on purpose? You have to as 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:57.360 you're peeing, well, well do you pee looking at the wall? 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:59.440 I generally look at the wall. I will look forward. 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.920 That's why it's not when they have ads. I like 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:03.920 when there's ads or screens or something. You can look 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:04.720 at screens. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:06.279 Where are you going to the bathroom? 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:09.279 Used to put newspaper like comics up there. There's like 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:12.440 this this clear thing, the little plexiglass thing. They slip 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:18.160 a newspaper in sometimes what well, places like bars and stuff. 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:21.400 They had that in near my parents' house. Yeah, and 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:23.720 they used to put like the front page of the newspaper. 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:25.440 You go to like a bar and there's an ad 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:28.840 like for Ladies Night or you know trough urinals. 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:32.040 Oh forget that. That's very big long. It's like a 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:35.960 giant bathtub. Everyone just pisses in and then there's ice 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:38.200 in it. Why do they do these? I because to 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:40.240 me it's like it's a get to like melt the ice. 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:42.400 I want to try to melt that one piece. And 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:43.840 then there are those other places that have like the 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:46.400 fake fly in there and you're supposed to pee on them. Yeah, 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:47.280 the toilet flies. 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:50.040 Going to the bathroom that you have, all these fun things. 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:51.720 Well I've seen those in Mexico for sure, but some 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.800 places here have it. They're they're pipe flies, and they're actual, 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:56.520 real things, and you think it's real, so you try 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:58.280 to pee on it, but it's it's just on the 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:01.640 it's on the urinal cage. I try to peel. Yes, 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:04.960 you actively moved your body to do it. Uh huh, 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:06.880 It's just it's just like a little painted on the 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:07.720 urinal cake thing. 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:10.360 Well, you're also not someone who goes number two in 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:11.160 public places? 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:13.120 Yes? I do. I do it here every morning. 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.880 Yeah, but it has to be by yourself yet, correct, 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:16.320 got it? 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:18.120 Yeah? I will stop if somebody comes in. 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:19.960 Do you ever do like on planes? 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:23.640 Never? Not on a plane ever? Nope? Ever? 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:25.080 What about airports? 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:26.400 Every time? 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:27.440 Every time? 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:27.920 Every time? 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:31.680 Right before we leave? Really nervous stomach, always interesting, no choice. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:32.839 You get bubble guts. 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:34.520 Yep, and that's where my left one dips. I don't 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:38.200 know why the airport bowls are just the water level 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:40.280 is either high or the ball is lower or something 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:41.000 like that. I don't know. 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:46.080 Here's what I don't understand about bathrooms. The door, like 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:49.520 the gap that they leave on the stalls. Why are 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:51.280 you leaving like this much space? 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:54.680 Yeah, I don't think it's meant you mean on the 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:56.800 in between the door up top and bottom, up top 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:58.840 and bottom and bottom. Well, they have to leave some space. 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:00.280 It just close me in. 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:02.599 It can't be It can't be completely closed because the 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.000 door will scrape on the floor. I mean it needs 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:06.720 to be a little bit lifted. I'm talking like this much. 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:08.440 I guess it's so people can see if there's somebody 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:08.840 in there. 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.079 It's locked, So what's the point. 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:15.040 Sometimes people look under, you know, like the cleaning people 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:17.000 will look under. I've seen people look under to see 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:19.800 if there's feet. Plus, you know, if there's a suspect 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.040 that hides in a bathroom stall, they have to see 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:23.640 if there's somebody in there, so they look under the door. 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:27.680 This is the most crazy, like what door propaganda I've 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:32.200 ever heard of them? The doors because criminals are hiding 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:34.040 out to that's right, and creeps need to be able 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:34.520 to look over. 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:38.280 So, I mean, you know, is Big Door paying you? 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:39.600 The Big Door company. 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:42.160 Like, there was one time a couple of weeks ago 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:44.480 where I was here in the bathroom and Josh peered 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:46.040 over the top. I'm like, dude, what are you doing? 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:48.360 Oh? He was probably just trying to mess the Honestly, 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:50.760 last time I'm ever in a stall with you, I'm 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:52.840 always convinced you're gonna like throw something over. 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:56.640 Sometimes I do, yeah, I know or under Yeah, that's 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.440 why they leave it. They want people to play games. 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:01.800 Big Door has said, yeah, exact, kids need to play 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:04.319 games in the bathrooms and criminals can hide out if 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:06.719 you shorten the door. So privacy is not a thing 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:09.640 that's right in other countries it is. It's like a 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:11.520 whole stall. There are some places that have no doors 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:13.720 at all. It's like, you want to go, you gotta go. 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:16.960 That's honestly, squat toilets. Have you ever used one? 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:17.600 I don't think so. 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:19.360 Let me tell you that was culture shock for me 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:19.839 in China. 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:21.520 You mean like where your butt doesn't touch anything. 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:25.880 You literally it's this big of a hole. Yeah, they 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.720 have a waste paper basket that I know your dirt's 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:34.920 and you squat and it justoop bad. I can't that it. 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:38.960 It's it. Squatty potties are great for that reason. 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:40.160 It trains you. 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:43.680 Well, it simulates if you're squatting, called squatty potty. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:45.439 You know, there are some countries in this world where 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:47.760 you're not allowed to flush paper down the toilet. You 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:50.200 throw it in the garbage can. Yes, I can't dispose 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:52.840 of all. I can't fathom that. Yeah, that's disgusting. 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:56.120 Let me tell you something, not to get gross detail, 0:10:56.480 --> 0:11:00.640 but in China. In China, I remember I was in 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:04.920 a KFC ugh and the only urinals that they had 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:06.400 available were squatty potties. 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:08.360 And I don't understand. 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:09.240 It wasn't great for me. 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:12.160 I don't what you're a squatty potty urinal? 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:15.480 Well no, no, no, stall Oh it had just the 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.560 hole and I was like, oh god. 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:19.040 I don't understand this. There's no flusher. 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:22.600 They do have a flusher, but it's not like our 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:25.840 piping that's like large enough to hold it, because then 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:27.240 you're cramming things into the hole. 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:27.640 Ew. 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:31.360 Yeah, and I will say this too in the bathroom. 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:35.520 Just now, what idiot is in this building that they 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:38.480 clump up everything and then just shove it down the 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:40.560 wad up paper towel. Who does that? 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:42.240 Like, if do you do that in your house? If 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:43.880 you don't do it in your house, why would you 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:46.600 do it anywhere else? Like it's so cool to you first, 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:48.880 So what are you using paper towels for? In the stall? 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:52.400 Not even using paper towels. I'm convinced that they just 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.800 are taking roll wipe roll. 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:58.560 No, it's a wipe, it's it's the actual bifold paper towel. 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.120 I've seen it. There's stuff. There's one dude I know 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:03.480 that he puts a toilet seat cover on and a 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:05.640 stack of paper and a stack of paper towels on 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:07.679 top of it, and then flushes the whole thing into 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:08.520 clogs for days. 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:10.880 It's insane. It's so insane. 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:12.360 By the way, did I tell you that happened to 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:13.240 me a couple of weeks ago? 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:14.680 Toilet clog? 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.640 I was in there? Did I tell you the story? 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:19.120 Hold on, we'll be back. What we got to come back? 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:23.800 After break? Oh it's hot today. We'll be back right 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:27.200 after this, after this, after this, no this, no this. 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:33.080 And I'm back. You can win. I don't care, So 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:36.520 I'll get you next commercial so this is it's it's 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:38.880 pretty much similar to the story that happened with my 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:40.600 friend Matt when we were on the bike ride. I 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.480 told you that a couple of weeks ago, months ago, 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:45.120 whatever it was. So it was in here. I don't 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.240 want to get gross, but I was in here and 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:50.480 I did what I had to do, and I flushed 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:52.480 the toilet and the water started coming up, and I 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:56.160 was like, oh my god, Oh goodness, and for whatever reason, 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:58.600 when it stopped, I tried again. So the water came 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:01.280 over and it went everywhere and it wasn't just water, 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:06.000 and of course, just at that time, the cleaning guy 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:07.679 was in there. So I was like, oh my god, 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:09.040 Oh my god. But I had to get out because 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:11.280 the water was coming up, Like oh my god, oh 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:12.600 my god, Oh my god. What do I do? So 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:14.800 I opened the door and I'm like, dude, I don't know, 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:17.160 this is clogged. I'll let the building know. And I 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:20.040 just walked out. But thankfully it was a like a 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:22.720 substitute guy. So I never saw him before and I 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:25.480 never saw him again. But I was so embarrassed, so 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:28.760 embarrassed because some idiot put paper towels in there before me. 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:32.720 It's just I don't understand why we feel the need 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:38.760 to shove these paper products down the toilet, like, grow up, literally, 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:39.480 just grow up. 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:41.360 Yeah, you would never do that in your own homes, 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:44.120 like they're back in high school putting pineapples down the ball. 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:46.319 It's just insane to me that we work with pineapple 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:48.360 like the fruit. 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:51.720 No, they're fireworks. Oh pineapple fireworks. 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:57.240 Yeah, that was a good one, Scott, I wasn't a joke, dick. 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:00.920 Wow hmm. 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:03.599 So let's get off the toilet talk, unless so you 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:06.120 have something else to add. I hate the hand dryers. 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:09.720 Hand dryers use. Hand dryers are stupid, useless, useless, useless, 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:11.439 and I don't want to touch the door anymore to 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:13.520 get out. Put the damn paper towel thing right by 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:15.079 the door, so I could take the paper towel and 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:16.520 then open the door. Then there should be a garbage 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:17.240 can right there. 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:19.840 Or just buy the things that they have on the 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:21.240 doors now that you put your foot on. 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:24.080 I love that, yeah, Or I just do my shirt. 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:26.120 I'll do this, No hate that, but then I have 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:28.680 diary on my exactly there's charticles on my shirt and 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:29.400 take that home with me. 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:32.400 Yeah. Gross, ew, that's why bars. I just want them 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:35.160 all to have the foot thing. Yeah wow, but then 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:37.520 I could feel like that would get very aggressive, very 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:40.040 quickly with people kicking open the door. That's how I 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.600 actually got a butterfly stitches on my head in first grade, 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:46.920 a door slammed into you. Andrew Carnivale, call him out. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.040 He kicked open a door while I was going in 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:51.760 and it literally hit me in the head and I 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:55.120 and I fell back and I had a stitches. It's 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:57.720 butterfly stitches. I never got stitch of stitches. I actually 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:00.000 do have like a little bump where that door hit. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:00.840 A bump, bump bump. 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:04.120 B two K. Nice, how do you know? 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:04.520 B two k? 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:09.400 That's my generation idiot. But yeah, well that I think 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.520 would be great. Like did you ever get stitches stitches? 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:15.480 I don't think so. Before we move on to stitches, Like, so, 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:18.040 somebody that has a hook for a hand is probably 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:20.120 the best person in the bathroom because they just like 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:21.600 pull the door open with the hook. 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:23.480 Nobody has hooks for hands. 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:24.920 I think there are some. I've seen a guy that 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:27.160 had a hook and it's not it's not not a 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:29.560 hook like you're trying to make it. It's like No, I'm 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:30.680 pretty sure I've seen a hook. 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:32.440 You have not seen like a pirate. 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:35.600 It's like a metal it's like a metal grabber, almost 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:37.560 like the thing you pick up garbage with. Yes, the 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:42.680 grabber thing almost up high. Yeah, paper towel things. Yes, yeah, 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:45.520 it's almost like a tong the grabber. Yeah, m hmm. 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:46.440 It's not a hook. 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:48.320 Well, I'm sure there's one or two people that have 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:51.840 actual hooks. Nobody has an actual hook. Who would walk 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:54.840 around with like a knife on their hand, because that's 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:58.160 what a hook is not If it's not sharp, it 0:15:58.200 --> 0:15:59.240 could be like one of those screw and. 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:00.440 So then what's the point. 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:02.960 So I'm just like, hey, to open things, Scott, to 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:03.600 pull things? 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:08.640 Well, no, no, no, all right, no, No one's walking 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:11.000 around with a dull hook as a hand. That's no, 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:15.480 that's not a thing, especially with prosthetics, with how professional 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:16.040 they are now. 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:22.520 Yeah, but you know, hey, Siri, do people have hooks 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:23.040 as hands? 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:30.360 No, Scott, Okay, nobody check it out. 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:32.880 Body suspension. Why would anyone hang from No. 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:35.720 Oh my god, that's so terrifying too. People that do that. 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:36.440