1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's starting a new dating site 2 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:12,960 Speaker 1: specifically for haunted dolls called Poulter Guys and Gowns. 3 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 2: I didn't think it was a good idea untill I 4 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 2: heard the name. 5 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 1: Maybe the reason Emily's head has been spinning is because 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 1: she got ghosted on tender again. That site you don't, okay, 7 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 1: make sure you sign her up before she gets you. 8 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: The Laser Stories the segment wherever we read weird news 9 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 10 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,879 Speaker 1: we've got a laser and it's other plucky chuckies just 11 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:42,480 Speaker 1: don't first Laser Stories out of Miami. Yesterday, a thirty 12 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 1: three year old man broke into a luxury corvette housed 13 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 1: in a parking garage, but once inside the vehicle, he 14 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 1: was having issues. See, this particular model had a security 15 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: feature where none of the electrical components will function if 16 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: you don't have the key, and that include the doors. 17 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: So not only could he not start the car, he 18 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 1: couldn't get out. 19 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 2: Wow. 20 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:15,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, there is a manual door release under the seat, 21 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 1: but that guy didn't know about that, so instead he 22 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: just sat there for a while till the owner eventually 23 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:24,319 Speaker 1: got back and was startled to see the burglar stuck inside. 24 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 2: Oh what do you do? Do you just wait and 25 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 2: call the cops? Let the guy sit here. It's like 26 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 2: a dog. You put those little signs up that says 27 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 2: I have water. 28 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,080 Speaker 1: Now. The right answer is what this guy did. He 29 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 1: started filming him with his camera and asked him what 30 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: he was doing. 31 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 2: He is so smart? Did the guy say? I thought 32 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 2: this was my car? So sorry. 33 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:49,120 Speaker 1: The burglar begged the man to help him out, and 34 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: the owner said, no, I'm calling the cops. 35 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, And the guy responded, for what Wait? 36 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: You think I was trying to steal the God there's 37 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 1: no more nice people, and I know you know he's 38 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: thinking that. 39 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 2: The police came and arrested the guy. 40 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: He's facing one count of burglary of an unoccupied motor 41 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 1: vehicle and his bond was set at twenty five hundred dollars. 42 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,840 Speaker 2: Yeh man, it seems like the vehicle was very occupied. 43 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,360 Speaker 1: This next zer stories out of the Great State Showdown. 44 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 1: Whoever runs New Jersey's official social media accounts best be 45 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 1: careful because wars have been fought over less than this 46 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,840 Speaker 1: last week. Someone on Twitter posed this question just for fun, 47 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 1: if Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Where do 48 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:39,239 Speaker 1: you think is the saddest place on earth? Wow? 49 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 2: That's actually I don't know. 50 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,640 Speaker 1: And New Jersey's official account responded to it by posting 51 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:52,679 Speaker 1: a map of Pennsylvania, just the map, nothing else. It 52 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,920 Speaker 1: was obviously a silly jab and a nod to the 53 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 1: cross state rivalry that they have, but now Pennsylvanians have 54 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:03,080 Speaker 1: been responding with their own insults. One person suggested no 55 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: one wants to live there, saying every time I drive 56 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 1: to New Jersey, I cross a bridge that has a 57 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: toll to get out, but not to get in. 58 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, got him. We need people in here. 59 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 1: Ye with that toll insult. Then Jersey hit back with 60 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: this quote, The only sad part about New Jersey is 61 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:27,640 Speaker 1: how close it is to Pennsylvania. All right, New Jersey, 62 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 1: some guy wrote in a third state, saying false. Not 63 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: Wall Ohio still exists. 64 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 2: People sitting at home waiting to type act I was like, 65 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 2: what do we do? Comedy Central needs to do a 66 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 2: roast on all the states. 67 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: Dude, best comedian for them was born in each state. 68 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: I love it anyway, The state insults have been flying 69 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 1: back and forth and it's not ending. 70 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 2: Anytime soon. How do I want to jump on You 71 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 2: don't mean yeah, you don't want Brooks home state of 72 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 2: Idaho to get in the mix. Yes, you're gonna get roasted, Brooke. 73 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, this next story is out of celebrity corners. An 74 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: Oscar winning filmmaker named Kevin McDonald directed a documentary about 75 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: Oprah for Apple TV plus. Okay, I'm sure that Oprah 76 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 1: has quite a few shows about her right be interesting. 77 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: And even though he teamed up with her longtime producer 78 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,600 Speaker 1: on it, Oprah did not like the finished product. 79 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:23,359 Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding you, doctor Phil. 80 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 2: She wasn't happy not on her favorites list. The two 81 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 2: of them argued about it. 82 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 1: She wanted changes and the guy refused to make them, 83 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:35,599 Speaker 1: so she bought it back from Apple by returning her fee, 84 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 1: and now it's never coming out. 85 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 2: I just can't imagine having that much money and power. 86 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that's what people online are commenting, saying, we're. 87 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 2: Just witnesses to Oprah's great power and we should just 88 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 2: let her be. 89 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:57,799 Speaker 1: Yes. A rep for Oprah diplomatically said quote. Miss Winfrey 90 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: believes the filmmakers are incredibly talented. She's grateful for the 91 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 1: time and energy they put into the pocket that will 92 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:04,839 Speaker 1: never see the light of day. 93 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 2: Well said, somebody's life work. How rich is she? 94 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 1: She should come out and be like, Oh, I just 95 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: didn't like my outfit during that one shoe. 96 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,280 Speaker 2: That's the whole reality. 97 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Supplement City. This 98 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: next story makes sense because when I think health, I 99 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:31,720 Speaker 1: think candy bars, because Hershey's is expanding its portfolio with 100 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 1: a new line of post workout protein. 101 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 2: Powders Tasty It's our flavored like candy bar. 102 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,720 Speaker 1: They partnered with the supplement brand C four on two 103 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 1: of them that are supposed to taste like Hershey's chocolate 104 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,919 Speaker 1: and Reese's peanut buttercups. 105 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 2: Do that sounds so good? 106 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 1: To make? 107 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 2: Like a banana chocolate smoothie with I can Finally, guys, 108 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 2: let's go. 109 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: They're also selling a pre workout powder that tastes like 110 00:05:56,839 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 1: bubble yum bubblegum, which might be a little bit weirder. 111 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 2: Actually, no, there's are prettyebbles when I love working out. 112 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 1: A plus a line of Sea four energy drinks that 113 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,160 Speaker 1: taste like Jolly Ranchers. 114 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,239 Speaker 2: We're like, this is like flavored vodcast. 115 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: Why do I feel like most of the people that 116 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: are gonna buy this aren't going to be doing the 117 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 1: workout part of the They're just gonna do the pre part, 118 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 1: you know, of the eating. 119 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna snort some reis. 120 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: And it actually isn't new ground for c four. They 121 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 1: already have drinks that taste like Skittles and Starburst. The 122 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 1: idea is to attract young people who might not know 123 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 1: a lot about supplements, but they do like candy. Meanwhile, 124 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 1: her she's just looking for new revenue streams to offset 125 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 1: their falling candy sales. They recently reported a seventeen percent 126 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 1: drop in revenue. Yes, I'm sure Brook's gonna make up 127 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: that deficit though, with October coming right around the corner. 128 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 2: I've been working hard, man. Thank you, Brooke, You're welcome. 129 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,760 Speaker 2: We saw back of candy on sale and I thought 130 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 2: I should buy this for Brooklyn. And then I was like, wait, 131 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:58,720 Speaker 2: she's gonna you know what. 132 00:06:58,839 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: I feel like I've done my life work that you 133 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: see a bag of candy and I'm the first man 134 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,920 Speaker 1: that you think of. I'm like, oh, Halloween, can we 135 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 1: really know each other? 136 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:07,920 Speaker 2: Brook's doing her part along with this guy. 137 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 1: He is Hershey's all the way and you can tell 138 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,520 Speaker 1: from his chocolate mustache that he has. 139 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's chocolate asking a question. Salmons, 140 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 2: Ways of Shores has come through for the day. We'll 141 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 2: do it again the same time on Monday, Brooke and 142 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.