Speaker 1: I can speak. Can you put your microphone in front
Speaker 1: of your face so people can hear you speak? My microphone?
Speaker 2: Oh? Which one?
Speaker 1: That one above your head? On that one?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Hey there you are. Hey everybody, Hey, buddy, brighter. I
Speaker 1: know that it's really weird. Look at these cameras.
Speaker 2: Hold on, it's do guys with his bar just a ball?
Speaker 1: Sounds like parting the view you.
Speaker 3: What is Scott gonna say? Okay, well, they're just okay, they'll.
Speaker 1: Be yep, I'll just stop it again. Okay, what's up, buddy?
Speaker 2: Not much.
Speaker 1: Look at these cameras.
Speaker 2: They are shnazzy, as the kids might say.
Speaker 1: They're a little Can we take that out? What shnazzy?
Speaker 1: As the kids might say snazzy? No, they would say
Speaker 1: it's busting.
Speaker 2: You're not allowed to aver say that word in my
Speaker 2: presence ever.
Speaker 1: Okay, but shnazzy is not. First of all, it's snazzy.
Speaker 2: No, it's shnazzy.
Speaker 1: What's today today is?
Speaker 2: Let me turn this a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's one day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh it's brighter the first year.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like this better. It's Monday, June twenty First.
Speaker 1: This is Serial Killers, episode one eighty four. Welcome aboard.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love this angle because you can really see
Speaker 2: what Scott's done to the place in my absence over COVID.
Speaker 2: Take a look at what used to be my desk.
Speaker 2: All of this used to be my desk. Only if
Speaker 2: you're watching on YouTube, I guess you can see it.
Speaker 2: But Scott has basically become AMC hoarder status AMC TLC.
Speaker 2: I thought it was AMC American American Movie Classics.
Speaker 1: No, it's TLC, but I thought.
Speaker 2: But it's not because it's on the Intervention Channel.
Speaker 1: Right, that's cool. Well, okay, it's all this any.
Speaker 2: Hoarder status boxes everywhere, crap from a year and a
Speaker 2: half ago.
Speaker 1: Okay, you put the Elvis durand twenty fifth anniversary shirts there.
Speaker 1: That's the bag of milk just came.
Speaker 2: Send them out.
Speaker 1: I sent out all the ones I was supposed to
Speaker 1: send out. That vitacous box just came yesterday. We accidentally
Speaker 1: opened it in Elvis's man and I have to send
Speaker 1: it to him. And the box underneath it is, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a cereal for today.
Speaker 2: If I wanted to sit at my desk right now,
Speaker 2: how could I? You could not exactly?
Speaker 1: Well, you know you're not here, So if you come
Speaker 1: back here, I'd be happy to clean it up. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is serial killers. Let's talk about cereal. Yay, how
Speaker 1: about a brand new one? Andrew? Sure your favorite flavor
Speaker 1: of checks would be? I don't know what I have?
Speaker 1: I like regular? What's regular?
Speaker 2: Just corn?
Speaker 1: Oh? Corn?
Speaker 2: Corn?
Speaker 1: Checks? That's not regular box, that's corn. That's a flavor.
Speaker 2: That's corn. Oh, that's corn, I'm Scott. That's corn.
Speaker 1: A new one just came out, Andrew. Well, that's corn.
Speaker 1: A new one just came out, Andrew. It's one that
Speaker 1: you thought they had but they never did. It's in
Speaker 1: a green box, which also corn is in but this
Speaker 1: is a different green green. What do you associate with
Speaker 1: the green color in flavor town? Uh?
Speaker 2: Frosted?
Speaker 1: No, let me just get it Christmas. It's a lime
Speaker 1: green box.
Speaker 2: Oh? Got apple line pie?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's apples. It's apple cinnamon Checks. Isn't that sweet? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm excited. This is gonna be good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And look, Christy Tagan's on the back with a
Speaker 1: Chex mix recipe to make with this, and it looks delicious.
Speaker 2: Is Christy Tgan still canceled? Can we still?
Speaker 1: Well? She's she's been pre printed on the checks box.
Speaker 1: She's got to go for a while.
Speaker 2: So maybe this could be a collector's item if she's
Speaker 2: still canceled by the time this airs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they are. She and John Legend. John Legend
Speaker 1: have been on the Chex boxes since like the holidays.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, we're probably gonna get some rando's being like, oh, hey,
Speaker 2: Christy Tagan, I'm sorry I met her once.
Speaker 1: She was wonderful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not saying that my one experience, you know, is
Speaker 2: her entire personality.
Speaker 1: But oh, Andrew, do you know who makes checks?
Speaker 2: General Mills.
Speaker 1: I heard some wonderful news about General Mills, General Mills,
Speaker 1: Kellogg's post.
Speaker 2: All of our friends, guess who did their job?
Speaker 1: This guy?
Speaker 2: You got a dip pointing to me if.
Speaker 1: You're listening, you got us on the Kellogg's list too, Yes, really.
Speaker 2: Yes, they sent me their pr contact and we're like,
Speaker 2: just reach out to them, by'll send you some stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, so far we've gotten nothing. So I'm glad that
Speaker 1: you're doing things. But let's wait and see.
Speaker 2: Dude, this is literally two days ago. This is gonna
Speaker 2: air two weeks from now, so it's gonna sound like
Speaker 2: I didn't do anything for two weeks. I told you
Speaker 2: this two days ago. Don't be that person. It's corn.
Speaker 2: I'm Scott.
Speaker 1: It's corn. Andrew forgot to bring milk like I requested,
Speaker 1: so he just went down to the corner little store.
Speaker 2: Oh for a second, I thought you had milk, and
Speaker 2: I was about to like, I would have shut the
Speaker 2: cameras off.
Speaker 1: You paid how much for this?
Speaker 2: Six dollars?
Speaker 1: That's insane?
Speaker 2: It is insane. I mean this milk usually cost I'd
Speaker 2: be like three dollars a lot.
Speaker 1: Well, if you get a half gallon of just regular
Speaker 1: old milk, it'd be about three dollars. This in a
Speaker 1: normal store is probably about four ninety nine.
Speaker 2: I almost got the farmland one, but the problem is
Speaker 2: it was like a little farmland, wet farmland, farmland, dairy farmland.
Speaker 1: This one's wet as well. It's not making fun of
Speaker 1: the way I speak, Andrew. It's not becoming.
Speaker 2: It's not becoming. But you're the one who's able to
Speaker 2: be like, excuse me, it said almond.
Speaker 1: I'm Scott. Pinky up two percent organic milk. Let's check
Speaker 1: this out.
Speaker 2: It smells great.
Speaker 1: I was excited for it when I saw the picture.
Speaker 2: It smells delicious.
Speaker 1: Again. It smells and tastes just like Quaker Oats apple
Speaker 1: cinnamon instant oatmeal.
Speaker 2: High to the box.
Speaker 1: Yeah, does that mean you're gonna take it? Yep? Thank you.
Speaker 1: This was a treat. I give this five balls.
Speaker 2: I love this so fast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a cereal that our executive producer Diamond
Speaker 1: could eat because it's gluten free.
Speaker 2: I'm going no apple pieces are in this right?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it has such a great apple taste.
Speaker 1: That's really the cinnamon I think that you're tasting.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: This is so good.
Speaker 2: I cannnot recommend this highly enough. Five balls to go, four.
Speaker 1: Balls in a spoon. It's really good. But I reserve
Speaker 1: my five bowl cereals for cereals that are actually five balls. Okay,
Speaker 1: who are all these people walking in? Why are there's
Speaker 1: so many people here? What is going on right now?
Speaker 1: It's a tour? I guess No, they don't. We're not
Speaker 1: doing tours. Now, it's a tear Okay, now I'm thrown off.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? I have to be completely honest with you, Andrew,
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna tell you because you're like everything. But
Speaker 1: I'm not prepared for this episode. And the guy that says,
Speaker 1: why aren't you ever prepared? I'm sorry, I'm not prepared.
Speaker 1: You came in. I was still working. I don't even
Speaker 1: have the cereals picked for this episode. Okay, I apologize.
Speaker 1: That's all we're gonna keep going. I mean I have
Speaker 1: more cereal, I just didn't put them all. Usually I
Speaker 1: line them up and I know what we're gonna do
Speaker 1: in each episode.
Speaker 2: So I'm enjoying the on the flyness. It's better than
Speaker 2: you sitting there and given. You know, an old stoop story. Well,
Speaker 2: you know, back in the eighties, this was all the rave.
Speaker 1: You don't know rave that used to be hairspray in
Speaker 1: the eighties. Oh really yeah, my mom still uses aquinet plus.
Speaker 1: I believe it's all the rage anyway. Whatever. My favorite
Speaker 1: checks is chocolate checks.
Speaker 2: I have to say, outside of corn cereal, I'm really
Speaker 2: enjoying this apple cinnamon one.
Speaker 1: I entertained the troops for one second. I'm going to
Speaker 1: go back to that box there, and that's what we're
Speaker 1: going to do next. Okay it might well, well you'll
Speaker 1: see Happy Birthday two, Happy Birthday too.
Speaker 2: That was my Marilyn Monroe. Did you like it?
Speaker 1: I loved it. Happy birthday, mister President. Okay, So about
Speaker 1: a week or so ago, somebody a kind soul reached
Speaker 1: out to us on Instagram and said, hey, ever heard
Speaker 1: of this cereal? You ever tried it? And I said, no,
Speaker 1: we would love to try it. It's their company. How
Speaker 1: nice look, how cute their family is? H right? So
Speaker 1: it's Three Wishes cereal.
Speaker 2: And I'm just going to ask you flat out. Can
Speaker 2: I see their picture really quick?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: Oh? I guess yeah, I can see it on the camera.
Speaker 2: They look like a lovely family. Is this a bean cereal?
Speaker 1: I haven't done much reading about it yet, however, it
Speaker 1: is one of those you know online type cereals.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I told them I would love to give them a shot.
Speaker 1: I said, thank you so much, but please, please don't
Speaker 1: be mad if we don't like it.
Speaker 2: And what did she say?
Speaker 1: She said, Okay, I won't be mad, but you will
Speaker 1: like it. It even says on the back, pretty good
Speaker 1: for a healthy cereal. Huh, best wishes?
Speaker 2: All right, I'm willing to give this a chance, and
Speaker 2: I am sorry to this family if I am not
Speaker 2: a fan of it.
Speaker 1: So they sent us Fruity three Wishes okay, and Cocoa
Speaker 1: three wishes. Okay, which one would you like to try? First?
Speaker 2: Let's do chocolate.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a grain free cereal more protein less, sugar,
Speaker 1: gluten free. Okay, all right, okay, could I just look
Speaker 1: at the ingredients chickpea, tapioca, pea protein, organic cane, sugar, cocoa,
Speaker 1: natural flavors, salt. And here's the kicker andrew beans, monk fruit.
Speaker 2: Now what is the family called?
Speaker 1: What are their names? They're on the box here?
Speaker 2: Okay, three wishes the wish and grads that's their last name, yep,
Speaker 2: three even there.
Speaker 1: Look they're on the box two wishing grads.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm really going to give you guys a chance.
Speaker 1: I want it so bad. It's so bad. You know
Speaker 1: our history with peas and monk fruit and beans. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but can I give you a little guess what this
Speaker 1: is going to be. It's going to degrade at first, yeah,
Speaker 1: then it's going to go to hell. I know, so
Speaker 1: we'll see.
Speaker 2: Honestly, though, let's give a quick round of applause to
Speaker 2: a family of entrepreneurs.
Speaker 1: Though it's not.
Speaker 2: Easy, especially during these times, and you guys went out
Speaker 2: and made a cereal.
Speaker 1: I what a good looking family too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, regardless of how this tastes, I salute you guys
Speaker 2: and congratulate you because you guys are awesome.
Speaker 1: It looks like there's also honey and unsweetened unsweetened. Thank
Speaker 1: you for not sending us the unsweetened one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what would an unsweetened cereal be?
Speaker 1: Just not just kind of like cheerio ish? I guess rank.
Speaker 1: I don't really. I don't want to be rude. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be rude. I will do my best
Speaker 1: to not be rude. Breddy Andrew one two three. I
Speaker 1: will say, as far as these type cereal go, this
Speaker 1: one is not the worst. I completely agree with you,
Speaker 1: and I'm just waiting for that taste to kick in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it hasn't hit yet.
Speaker 1: Slightly, ever so slightly, because it's the ones that stevia
Speaker 1: that really kick your ass. Yeah, this one with the
Speaker 1: monk fruit, it's okay. And I believe it's because there's
Speaker 1: also actual cane sugar in it. Mmmm, so it's not horrendous.
Speaker 1: I completely agree. Let me test the milk good cocoa taste.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say, usually, like the bean cereals, it
Speaker 2: goes sour real quick. Yeah, it's not great this doesn't
Speaker 2: go that way, And so you know what I'm going
Speaker 2: to give you guys, two bowls and spoon.
Speaker 1: And the cocoa flavoring has actually stayed on the cereal pieces,
Speaker 1: so true. Look, there's just a little hint of cardboard
Speaker 1: at the end. Yeah, but for a healthier cereal, it's
Speaker 1: not terrible. I'll give it three balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is probably the best healthy cereal I've had.
Speaker 2: And I'm actually looking forward to the fruity one.
Speaker 1: And I didn't spit it on the window, so true. Wow,
Speaker 1: And the fruity one's same type of stuff. Chickpea, tapioca
Speaker 1: pea protein, organic cane sugar, natural flavor, is vegetable juice
Speaker 1: for color. And there's the dreaded monk fruit. Have you
Speaker 1: ever had like a monk fruit? I don't even know
Speaker 1: what a monk fruit looks like. I don't either, I
Speaker 1: have no idea. Isn't even a think? Can you buy
Speaker 1: it in the supermarket and eat it? Where did I
Speaker 1: put my phone? I don't know. I'm millennial with that.
Speaker 1: You know what, I noticed? You hadn't looked at your
Speaker 1: phone this whole time.
Speaker 2: Wow. And I've been so connected to the ode, right.
Speaker 1: They say good things come in threes. I got me.
Speaker 1: As luck would have it, so do we. Our family
Speaker 1: of three wished for a cereal that everyone in the
Speaker 1: house could love. Imagine a tasty cereal that's high in protein,
Speaker 1: low in sugar, with healthier ingredients. Until now, most cereals
Speaker 1: have been made from grains. We had a different vision,
Speaker 1: one that uses nutrient rich plant based ingredients and nothing else.
Speaker 1: Although it took a little more than just wishing, the
Speaker 1: cereal of our dreams is here. Andrew, do you want
Speaker 1: to start your day with three wishes?
Speaker 2: Sure? Do you want me to name them?
Speaker 1: I guess they don't come true. You wish you weren't
Speaker 1: here right now? That's one.
Speaker 2: No, I wish I was here.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it came true.
Speaker 2: I don't have two others.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is probably colored with like beets, you know,
Speaker 1: beat juice.
Speaker 2: Honestly, whenever I've done a juice cleanse, the beat one
Speaker 2: always is the worst. It's just so gritty, Like I
Speaker 2: never have I come across a good beat. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: in a salad, But I don't like beets.
Speaker 1: Yeah they taste like dirt, right, Yeah, they're pretty, they're
Speaker 1: pretty uh earthy, rugged earthy like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, earth earthy taste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go with that. So this one is supposed
Speaker 1: to be fruity, let's see.
Speaker 2: Thank you yep, Okay, I'm liking this. That's a really
Speaker 2: good start.
Speaker 1: I just smell milk, all right, here we go. It's fruity.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not fruit loopy, but it's fruity ish.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you. Don't hate that. Actually like that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give this three bowls. It does have a
Speaker 1: good fruity flavor. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Again, it's so interesting to eat this knowing that we've
Speaker 2: had like egg white cereal, other bean cereals that are
Speaker 2: just disastrous. Right, this actually has some flavor.
Speaker 1: It's nice. I will go three balls on it as well.
Speaker 1: Good job, Thank you, wishing grads. Yeah, seriously, we'll try
Speaker 1: the honey one too, if you want to send it.
Speaker 1: I will eat the honey one in two seconds.
Speaker 2: I love honey, but don't send the unsweetened Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that we could do that.
Speaker 1: We want to give you guys good reviews, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: or crap. If it's crap, you know, that's.
Speaker 3: What we do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're not gonna want us to pan a cereal.
Speaker 1: Right, But we are a truthful episode podcast, Yes, agreed,
Speaker 1: truthful podcast. What we're truthful podcast. We cannot be bought, Andrew, No,
Speaker 1: We've always said that that's right. So if you send
Speaker 1: us cereal, we appreciate it. But if it's crap, will
Speaker 1: say it's crap. And I mean, I guess even if
Speaker 1: we took advertising from cereal companies, we would still review
Speaker 1: the cereal truthfully. Yeah, I mean, they would stop advertising
Speaker 1: with us, but we would have to say it's.
Speaker 2: Not advertising if they're giving it to us for free.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying if we actually had a sponsor, like
Speaker 1: if General Mills was like, oh yeah, you know what guys, Yeah,
Speaker 1: love it. We're gonna pay you. So here's some Jojoe,
Speaker 1: see what cereal? Tell us how it is? Wink you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Oh, that's on the way by
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 2: We'll come back to you like a boomerang.
Speaker 1: What Cereal on the way by the way in the
Speaker 1: next week or two or three, as soon as it
Speaker 1: comes our way, all right, Andrew, Cheerios, Yeah, Team Cheerios. Yes, coming.
Speaker 1: Lots of things coming into the next episode.
Speaker 2: Oh do you're not playing your jingle. A god, huh,
Speaker 2: I kind of like this new.
Speaker 1: Angle of you. Oh why I don't look as heavy.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying it looks. It makes it look you
Speaker 2: get the whole Cereal museum. People can I feel feel
Speaker 2: like they're in the studio with you?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, it's the four D K camera. It's the
Speaker 1: four K four K Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2: You can see this nice pimple I have here, this
Speaker 2: one over here. It's great ever since I like when
Speaker 2: it always happens at the beginning of summer, I get
Speaker 2: like a heat blister pimple on the side of my head.
Speaker 1: It's so hard. On the next Serial Killers, Yeah, on
Speaker 1: the next Serial Killers, it'll be a chocolate dipped flake.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm gonna say. Oh, that stupid thing is
Speaker 1: still playing, which is going to mess the audio up.
Speaker 1: But it's a chocolate dipped flake. Okay, so you'll see.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to this episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Have a great week. I think you might have a
Speaker 1: bull chat on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Oh you're getting a bull chant on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Whoa, No, maybe just listen and find out because you
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Speaker 2: No, you are yeah, whoa?
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Speaker 2: And listen, there's been an onslaught of nice ones to him.
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Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to improve myself. Andrew so doing the best,
Speaker 1: truly showing See you next week, everybody, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Until then, say crunch Andrew cor crunch. What's your second wish?
Speaker 1: I don't have one.
Speaker 2: Third, I don't have one.
Speaker 1: Life is just so great. You have no wishes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what would I wish? For right now,
Speaker 2: I wish for more wishes