Speaker 1: Brooking jewels. Second date Update. The guy on the phone
Speaker 1: for a second date update today already knows where his
Speaker 1: date went wrong really, and the bad part about it
Speaker 1: is he was pretty much guaranteed to get a second
Speaker 1: date and then he did something really bizarre and screwed
Speaker 1: everything up. So now he needs to see if he
Speaker 1: can apologize and get a second date. Chris, why don't
Speaker 1: you tell everybody what happened? We will he's not so defeated. Well,
Speaker 1: you'll you'll understand. Okay. So, I mean I don't date
Speaker 1: a lot. I want to just preface that I get
Speaker 1: nervous really easily. So a couple of weeks ago, I
Speaker 1: went out with like a couple co workers at a
Speaker 1: local bar. We're all, you know, tech guys, and we're
Speaker 1: just having a couple of drinks and is getting a
Speaker 1: little fun. And they kind of dared me to spot
Speaker 1: the hottest girl in the bar and you should go
Speaker 1: talk to her. Yeah, classic, dare I was really nervous
Speaker 1: about it. I don't you know, I don't. I just
Speaker 1: get way too nervous. I don't talk well. You do
Speaker 1: sound don't talk well. I don't sound like a nervous
Speaker 1: guy at all. Yeah, you get it. And so they
Speaker 1: ended up finally coworking me into doing it. So, you know,
Speaker 1: I spotted who I thought was the hottest girl in
Speaker 1: the bar, and I, you know, I went over and
Speaker 1: ended up. I was like, so nervous. I ended up
Speaker 1: pulling up my phone into a Google search for like
Speaker 1: pickup lines. Didn't why did you go to that? Because
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to say? So what'd your phone
Speaker 1: come up with? Well? The one I used was and
Speaker 1: I said this to her while looking at my phone.
Speaker 1: I was, hey, there, if you were a sheep, I
Speaker 1: would clone you. That's it, that's the one you chase. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's actually kind of endearing. Like you're looking at
Speaker 1: your phone, you're obviously nervous. I mean, yeah, she fell
Speaker 1: for it, right, She liked it. She thought it was
Speaker 1: really funny, and she ended up pulling up her phone.
Speaker 1: We ended up having sort of like a Google search
Speaker 1: for pickup line. She was like, I bet you I
Speaker 1: could choose like ten that were better than that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she definitely out did me. Yeah, all right, so you
Speaker 1: struck up a conversation that way, and how did everything
Speaker 1: else go? It went great from there. We just started
Speaker 1: we had a couple of more drinks. We were talking
Speaker 1: the whole vest of the night, and probably like eleven
Speaker 1: thirty or midnight, place was getting slowing down. She ended
Speaker 1: up whispering, she said, let's go back to your place,
Speaker 1: and I was amazed. I was like, blow away, like
Speaker 1: what this can't be happening? Did you say? Did I
Speaker 1: hear what I think you said? I just tried to
Speaker 1: play it cool, which is just me sweating and not saying,
Speaker 1: d get away to play it cool. But I didn't
Speaker 1: know at all that you were nervous. But yeah, but
Speaker 1: we ended up going back to my place. Things were
Speaker 1: moving in a way where the stuff was definitely going
Speaker 1: to happen, you know, more than just making out. Do
Speaker 1: you have to google that too? I probably should have,
Speaker 1: because next thing I know, she's like, I just she
Speaker 1: has to like go into my bedroom and just sort
Speaker 1: of get ready to kind of get more a little
Speaker 1: more comfortable, and she's like, give me a minute, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you to come in, And so I let her
Speaker 1: go into my room. She's like a seductress. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's so ductious, but she's definitely
Speaker 1: more experienced than me, and it seems like she's been
Speaker 1: with a lot of men. Me I haven't been on
Speaker 1: a date for you know, maybe two years before this.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting in the kitchen waiting for her to
Speaker 1: kind of like tell them when she's ready, and I
Speaker 1: start getting nervous again, right because she gives you time
Speaker 1: alone with your own thoughts. It's a horrible thing to
Speaker 1: do for you. So I started like freaking out, thinking,
Speaker 1: I got, oh no, she's experienced, I'm not. What do
Speaker 1: I do? In my head, I get this idea that like,
Speaker 1: I gotta spice it up, I gotta bring, I gotta
Speaker 1: deliver when I walk in this room when she beckons
Speaker 1: me in. So I started going through my cupboards and
Speaker 1: I found my jar of nutella. Oh no, And I
Speaker 1: got this great idea that it's like, hey, you know what,
Speaker 1: Like I've seen movies and stuff, people like eating stuff
Speaker 1: off each other. That's sexy, that's fun. So I ended
Speaker 1: up stripping and putting nutella on my on myself below.
Speaker 1: Did you use a butter knife or did you do
Speaker 1: it by hand? I just have to know I wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna put a knife town. That is not an attractive
Speaker 1: looking substance. By the way, I thought it would be fun,
Speaker 1: and you know, people like chocolate, but it's definitely doesn't
Speaker 1: It doesn't spread easily like it does like on the
Speaker 1: commercials of the ass. Oh, they're spreading it on different
Speaker 1: things in those commercials. I think that's the key. At
Speaker 1: any point during the spread, did you think like, maybe
Speaker 1: this isn't a good idea. I at the home point,
Speaker 1: I had both my thighs covered in an entire arm.
Speaker 1: I don't think there was any point of going back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't really play that off. You covered a lot
Speaker 1: of body area. I was thinking, just like the important ones,
Speaker 1: your entire arm was covered in nutella. That was just
Speaker 1: like me trying to like spread it all out so
Speaker 1: somewhat even I was trying to make it look impressive
Speaker 1: as much as possible, excep at least like hours of
Speaker 1: having to lick it off, like you're tired by the
Speaker 1: time that's going to be done. I didn't think any
Speaker 1: of this bout. It was just impulsive. What did she say?
Speaker 1: What happened when you walked in the room. Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she called me in and I went in there completely covering,
Speaker 1: you know, almost completely covered nutella. Yeah, it was kind
Speaker 1: of just like immediately, she's first surprise, really confused, and
Speaker 1: then just horrified. Did you explain to her that it
Speaker 1: was Nutella before she started thinking about other things? That's
Speaker 1: the thing. I don't think I ever did explain it
Speaker 1: was Mitchelle. I think she just got up and moved
Speaker 1: herself or something. I hope you didn't think that. You're
Speaker 1: just like, oh, girls, right? Did she say anything to
Speaker 1: you before she left? She just said it's late, I
Speaker 1: gotta go. Just let you sit there, sticky. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean I do remember saying no, no, don't wait, don't go,
Speaker 1: and then she just kind of didn't respawn and just
Speaker 1: watched right past. Wait, don't go. I need an adult.
Speaker 1: I need somebody to help me clean up. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Did you hear from her body at all after this
Speaker 1: such an embarrassing experience? Well? No, I mean I've been trying.
Speaker 1: I just called her and I've sent some texts, but
Speaker 1: she hasn't responded. Have you explained yourself and any of
Speaker 1: the phone calls or text messages. I was kind of
Speaker 1: wanting to talk to her directly. She hasn't responded, so
Speaker 1: I haven't had a chance to. But I think if
Speaker 1: we'd have a chance with going on like a second date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: remember you when we call? Oh god, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: see how she could forget me. If she gets you
Speaker 1: confused with somebody else, you probably don't want another day
Speaker 1: with That happens to me all the time. All Right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a song come back, and then we'll
Speaker 1: call her and see if you can talk yourself into
Speaker 1: a second date. Okay, thank you, All right, hang on
Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning. Second date. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go ahead and add today's second date update to the
Speaker 1: list of things I never thought i'd say. But Chris
Speaker 1: is on the phone, and Chris thinks he's not getting
Speaker 1: a call back for a date because he slathered himself
Speaker 1: in nutella. That's right, you heard me correctly. Chris slathered
Speaker 1: himself in nutella, and that's why he's not getting a
Speaker 1: call back. He met a girl, Chris, I never got
Speaker 1: her name from you. What's her name, Mary, Mariella? Okay,
Speaker 1: Chris met Mariella out at a bar. He admits that
Speaker 1: he's not much of a ladies man. His friends dared
Speaker 1: him to talk to her. He talked to her, ended
Speaker 1: up actually going back to his place and things were
Speaker 1: moving on to the next level. She went in the bedroom,
Speaker 1: and that's when Chris got nervous and thought that he
Speaker 1: needed to spice things up because she might be more
Speaker 1: experienced than him. So he found a jar in nutella
Speaker 1: and put it all over his naked body and then
Speaker 1: walked into the bedroom without explaining it. And that's when
Speaker 1: she got up and left and he hasn't talked to
Speaker 1: her ever since. Chris, believe it or not, I think
Speaker 1: you could come back from this. Are you serious? I
Speaker 1: think that you're cute and endearing and you seem sincere.
Speaker 1: But I had dutella all over my body. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's a good point. Was it low fat or regular calorie?
Speaker 1: She might have been offended. She could be on a diet.
Speaker 1: You know. It might not have been the weirdness of
Speaker 1: spreading it on your body at all. It was just
Speaker 1: a regular Oh okay, well maybe that's the issue. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her fund of her right now and
Speaker 1: see if we can get you a second date. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm just really nervous. You're not near your kitchen,
Speaker 1: are you. Okay, keep it to regular nerves right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here, we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak
Speaker 1: to mary Ella? Hi? I'm mary Ella. Hi, I'm Jewbil. Hi. Hi.
Speaker 1: Who are you? Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning,
Speaker 1: the radio show. Why are you calling me? Well, I'm
Speaker 1: calling you because you recently went out on a date
Speaker 1: with one of our listeners and now you're not calling
Speaker 1: him back. So he asked us if we could get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and find out why. Okay, his
Speaker 1: name is Chris. Oh my god, god. Yeah, it was weird.
Speaker 1: It's really really weird. Yeah, we know. We talked to him.
Speaker 1: He sent us an email about your whole date and
Speaker 1: explained everything. He feels really bad about what happened, but
Speaker 1: I just want to hear how it was from your
Speaker 1: point of view. Well, we met at a bar, and
Speaker 1: I thought he was really cute and a kind of
Speaker 1: like nerd a couple of beers. I was like, you
Speaker 1: want to go back to your place? Yeah? He told
Speaker 1: us all that. He said that he was really nervous,
Speaker 1: by the way. Yeah, I mean it was cute. I
Speaker 1: thought it was cute that he was so nervous. Did
Speaker 1: you think I'm going to rock this guy's world tonight?
Speaker 1: I don't know. He just seemed like really really nervous,
Speaker 1: and I felt like I could calm him down a little.
Speaker 1: And it sounds like you did the opposite. It sounds
Speaker 1: like you riled him up. Did he really tell you
Speaker 1: everything that happened? Oh? Yeah, he told us everything. Man,
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing. What was going through your mind when he
Speaker 1: walked in the bedroom. Control herself. I do not blame you.
Speaker 1: He walks in and he's completely naked, and it looked
Speaker 1: like someone took him and just dipped him in a
Speaker 1: porter potty or something because he had it so bad.
Speaker 1: He had just like brown sludge all over his body.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been with a guy and he just
Speaker 1: walked into the bedroom with brown stuff all over him? No?
Speaker 1: I mean just walking into the bedroom naked is enough
Speaker 1: to kind of scare you. Like they were already skipping
Speaker 1: some steps before play there. Yeah, that alone was like
Speaker 1: really intense. And then I was just standing there and
Speaker 1: he just whispered to me, I hope you're hungry. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that part he didn't tell us. And did
Speaker 1: you answer him at all? No? I just like ran
Speaker 1: out of there and right out of his apartment. I
Speaker 1: didn't even say bye. It was just freaky, and I
Speaker 1: don't think I have anyone right here? What's the hat?
Speaker 1: I have something to say here? What's going on? Oh
Speaker 1: that's Chrissy's actually on the other line listening and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. And apparently he's heard enough and
Speaker 1: wants to speak right now. Hi, Mariella. I can understand
Speaker 1: where you're coming from. But what I had on me
Speaker 1: was not feces. It was Nicella. You know the chocolate treat.
Speaker 1: I know what Natella is. Why did you put it
Speaker 1: all over your body? Oh? I just I thought it
Speaker 1: would be sexy in the moment. Uh, well, at least
Speaker 1: it wasn't the first thing I was thinking, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Why why would you do that? You know how like
Speaker 1: strawberries and lifting this one sexy? I just thought that
Speaker 1: I didn't have any of that, so I just went
Speaker 1: with what I had. Why would you put it on
Speaker 1: your body like it was all over your body? Well,
Speaker 1: I just I don't know. I just started putting it
Speaker 1: in some places. Didn't thought it would look weird if
Speaker 1: there was just one area, a lot of areas. I
Speaker 1: get it now, and it wasn't the smartest choice. You
Speaker 1: should always discuss food items in the bedroom prior to
Speaker 1: bringing them into the bedroom. I know that now, duh,
Speaker 1: figure it out the hard way. Yeah, so I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: mary Ella. I mean I didn't mean to freak you out.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to have a good time, and
Speaker 1: you know it got off the rails. Yeah, that'll happen.
Speaker 1: You're trying to have a good time. Before you know it,
Speaker 1: your laps covered in you, Tella, and your arms and
Speaker 1: your chest and your knees. I mean, I was just
Speaker 1: trying to be sexy and then sexy went all wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was like the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Well,
Speaker 1: can I interest you in doing it again? Because Chris
Speaker 1: would love to go on a second date with you.
Speaker 1: We will pay for it if you'll go out with
Speaker 1: him again. Um no, Mariella, before you decide it will
Speaker 1: not happen again, any kind of food thing, I won't
Speaker 1: do it. I think we'll have a really great time,
Speaker 1: thank God, on a second date. Good. I think you
Speaker 1: should give him a chance. I mean, I know that
Speaker 1: image is gonna be hard to erase from your memory,
Speaker 1: but he I mean, honestly, he said some really sweet
Speaker 1: things about you. Well, I mean, obviously this was a
Speaker 1: really bad tragic mistake, and I can tell that you
Speaker 1: had really sweet intentions behind it. Yeah, I did, only
Speaker 1: had good intentions, really sweet intentions. Chocolate hazel not sweet
Speaker 1: to be exact. So will you go out with him again?
Speaker 1: Mary Ella? Um? Yeah, I'll give him another chance. Why not? Really,
Speaker 1: you could do it, Chris. Congratulations, Chris, you got a
Speaker 1: second date. It's going to be fun, and if you
Speaker 1: want to try some other foods, I'd be down for that.
Speaker 1: You're like at a restaurant. Though perhaps what I meant
Speaker 1: you didn't think I meant the other thing, right. I
Speaker 1: think you need to be very clear with Chris going
Speaker 1: forward about all food activities. Broken Jewil in the morning
Speaker 1: text in at seven eight five Night too says sadly,
Speaker 1: I can relate to the guy in today's second date update.
Speaker 1: You are probably the only person out there who can
Speaker 1: actually relate to him. If you miss today's second date update,
Speaker 1: student named Chris wanted to call mary Ella. They went out,
Speaker 1: They met at a bar, went back to his place,
Speaker 1: and we're fooling around a little bit and things got serious.
Speaker 1: He admitted to us that he's not very experienced when
Speaker 1: it comes to dating at all, and he thought maybe
Speaker 1: she was more experienced. So he wanted to spice things
Speaker 1: up before they got ready to be intimate, and his
Speaker 1: idea was to go to his kitchen, raid the cabinets
Speaker 1: and add some food to spice things up. And he
Speaker 1: chose nutella and rubbed Nutella all over his body before
Speaker 1: going into the bedroom naked with Nutella rubbed on him,
Speaker 1: and that's when she left. He didn't even get the
Speaker 1: chance to explain it with Nutella. She thought it was
Speaker 1: something else. Yeah, well it's not an attractive but the
Speaker 1: thing is I get where his mind was because it
Speaker 1: is delicious. It is, I mean, to a delicious substance.
Speaker 1: It's just a rung shade. She left and wasn't calling
Speaker 1: him back. We got her on the phone and eventually
Speaker 1: explained that it was Nutella and that the reason he
Speaker 1: did it was because he was nervous. And he actually
Speaker 1: got a second date. Amazing. He was just sincere. Everybody
Speaker 1: texting in at seven eight, five nine two wants to
Speaker 1: go out with him. Everybody loved him. He's like the way,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. He would put a lot of effort
Speaker 1: into your date. Yeah, and if you like nutella, bonus,
Speaker 1: Remember if you want to do a second day up.
Speaker 1: They all have to do his email the show, and
Speaker 1: we will call the person who didn't call you back