WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Spread Em

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jewels. Second date Update. The guy on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>for a second date update today already knows where his

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<v Speaker 1>date went wrong really, and the bad part about it

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<v Speaker 1>is he was pretty much guaranteed to get a second

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<v Speaker 1>date and then he did something really bizarre and screwed

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<v Speaker 1>everything up. So now he needs to see if he

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<v Speaker 1>can apologize and get a second date. Chris, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you tell everybody what happened? We will he's not so defeated. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll you'll understand. Okay. So, I mean I don't date

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. I want to just preface that I get

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<v Speaker 1>nervous really easily. So a couple of weeks ago, I

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<v Speaker 1>went out with like a couple co workers at a

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<v Speaker 1>local bar. We're all, you know, tech guys, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>just having a couple of drinks and is getting a

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<v Speaker 1>little fun. And they kind of dared me to spot

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<v Speaker 1>the hottest girl in the bar and you should go

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<v Speaker 1>talk to her. Yeah, classic, dare I was really nervous

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<v Speaker 1>about it. I don't you know, I don't. I just

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<v Speaker 1>get way too nervous. I don't talk well. You do

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<v Speaker 1>sound don't talk well. I don't sound like a nervous

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<v Speaker 1>guy at all. Yeah, you get it. And so they

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<v Speaker 1>ended up finally coworking me into doing it. So, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I spotted who I thought was the hottest girl in

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<v Speaker 1>the bar, and I, you know, I went over and

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<v Speaker 1>ended up. I was like, so nervous. I ended up

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<v Speaker 1>pulling up my phone into a Google search for like

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<v Speaker 1>pickup lines. Didn't why did you go to that? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what to say? So what'd your phone

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<v Speaker 1>come up with? Well? The one I used was and

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<v Speaker 1>I said this to her while looking at my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I was, hey, there, if you were a sheep, I

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<v Speaker 1>would clone you. That's it, that's the one you chase. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well that's actually kind of endearing. Like you're looking at

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<v Speaker 1>your phone, you're obviously nervous. I mean, yeah, she fell

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<v Speaker 1>for it, right, She liked it. She thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>really funny, and she ended up pulling up her phone.

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<v Speaker 1>We ended up having sort of like a Google search

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<v Speaker 1>for pickup line. She was like, I bet you I

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<v Speaker 1>could choose like ten that were better than that one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she definitely out did me. Yeah, all right, so you

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<v Speaker 1>struck up a conversation that way, and how did everything

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<v Speaker 1>else go? It went great from there. We just started

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<v Speaker 1>we had a couple of more drinks. We were talking

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<v Speaker 1>the whole vest of the night, and probably like eleven

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<v Speaker 1>thirty or midnight, place was getting slowing down. She ended

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<v Speaker 1>up whispering, she said, let's go back to your place,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was amazed. I was like, blow away, like

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<v Speaker 1>what this can't be happening? Did you say? Did I

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<v Speaker 1>hear what I think you said? I just tried to

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<v Speaker 1>play it cool, which is just me sweating and not saying,

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<v Speaker 1>d get away to play it cool. But I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know at all that you were nervous. But yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>we ended up going back to my place. Things were

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<v Speaker 1>moving in a way where the stuff was definitely going

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<v Speaker 1>to happen, you know, more than just making out. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have to google that too? I probably should have,

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<v Speaker 1>because next thing I know, she's like, I just she

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<v Speaker 1>has to like go into my bedroom and just sort

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<v Speaker 1>of get ready to kind of get more a little

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<v Speaker 1>more comfortable, and she's like, give me a minute, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you to come in, And so I let her

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<v Speaker 1>go into my room. She's like a seductress. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if she's so ductious, but she's definitely

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<v Speaker 1>more experienced than me, and it seems like she's been

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<v Speaker 1>with a lot of men. Me I haven't been on

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<v Speaker 1>a date for you know, maybe two years before this.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm sitting in the kitchen waiting for her to

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like tell them when she's ready, and I

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<v Speaker 1>start getting nervous again, right because she gives you time

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<v Speaker 1>alone with your own thoughts. It's a horrible thing to

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<v Speaker 1>do for you. So I started like freaking out, thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>I got, oh no, she's experienced, I'm not. What do

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<v Speaker 1>I do? In my head, I get this idea that like,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta spice it up, I gotta bring, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>deliver when I walk in this room when she beckons

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<v Speaker 1>me in. So I started going through my cupboards and

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<v Speaker 1>I found my jar of nutella. Oh no, And I

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<v Speaker 1>got this great idea that it's like, hey, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I've seen movies and stuff, people like eating stuff

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<v Speaker 1>off each other. That's sexy, that's fun. So I ended

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<v Speaker 1>up stripping and putting nutella on my on myself below.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you use a butter knife or did you do

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<v Speaker 1>it by hand? I just have to know I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna put a knife town. That is not an attractive

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<v Speaker 1>looking substance. By the way, I thought it would be fun,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, people like chocolate, but it's definitely doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't spread easily like it does like on the

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<v Speaker 1>commercials of the ass. Oh, they're spreading it on different

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<v Speaker 1>things in those commercials. I think that's the key. At

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<v Speaker 1>any point during the spread, did you think like, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't a good idea. I at the home point,

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<v Speaker 1>I had both my thighs covered in an entire arm.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think there was any point of going back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't really play that off. You covered a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of body area. I was thinking, just like the important ones,

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<v Speaker 1>your entire arm was covered in nutella. That was just

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<v Speaker 1>like me trying to like spread it all out so

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<v Speaker 1>somewhat even I was trying to make it look impressive

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<v Speaker 1>as much as possible, excep at least like hours of

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<v Speaker 1>having to lick it off, like you're tired by the

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<v Speaker 1>time that's going to be done. I didn't think any

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<v Speaker 1>of this bout. It was just impulsive. What did she say?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened when you walked in the room. Oh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she called me in and I went in there completely covering,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, almost completely covered nutella. Yeah, it was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of just like immediately, she's first surprise, really confused, and

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<v Speaker 1>then just horrified. Did you explain to her that it

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<v Speaker 1>was Nutella before she started thinking about other things? That's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. I don't think I ever did explain it

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<v Speaker 1>was Mitchelle. I think she just got up and moved

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<v Speaker 1>herself or something. I hope you didn't think that. You're

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<v Speaker 1>just like, oh, girls, right? Did she say anything to

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<v Speaker 1>you before she left? She just said it's late, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go. Just let you sit there, sticky. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I do remember saying no, no, don't wait, don't go,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she just kind of didn't respawn and just

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<v Speaker 1>watched right past. Wait, don't go. I need an adult.

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<v Speaker 1>I need somebody to help me clean up. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear from her body at all after this

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<v Speaker 1>such an embarrassing experience? Well? No, I mean I've been trying.

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<v Speaker 1>I just called her and I've sent some texts, but

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<v Speaker 1>she hasn't responded. Have you explained yourself and any of

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<v Speaker 1>the phone calls or text messages. I was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>wanting to talk to her directly. She hasn't responded, so

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't had a chance to. But I think if

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<v Speaker 1>we'd have a chance with going on like a second date. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>remember you when we call? Oh god, yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>see how she could forget me. If she gets you

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<v Speaker 1>confused with somebody else, you probably don't want another day

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<v Speaker 1>with That happens to me all the time. All Right,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna play a song come back, and then we'll

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<v Speaker 1>call her and see if you can talk yourself into

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<v Speaker 1>a second date. Okay, thank you, All right, hang on

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<v Speaker 1>brooking jubil in the morning. Second date. I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and add today's second date update to the

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<v Speaker 1>list of things I never thought i'd say. But Chris

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<v Speaker 1>is on the phone, and Chris thinks he's not getting

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<v Speaker 1>a call back for a date because he slathered himself

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<v Speaker 1>in nutella. That's right, you heard me correctly. Chris slathered

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<v Speaker 1>himself in nutella, and that's why he's not getting a

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<v Speaker 1>call back. He met a girl, Chris, I never got

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<v Speaker 1>her name from you. What's her name, Mary, Mariella? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Chris met Mariella out at a bar. He admits that

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<v Speaker 1>he's not much of a ladies man. His friends dared

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<v Speaker 1>him to talk to her. He talked to her, ended

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<v Speaker 1>up actually going back to his place and things were

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<v Speaker 1>moving on to the next level. She went in the bedroom,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's when Chris got nervous and thought that he

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<v Speaker 1>needed to spice things up because she might be more

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<v Speaker 1>experienced than him. So he found a jar in nutella

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<v Speaker 1>and put it all over his naked body and then

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<v Speaker 1>walked into the bedroom without explaining it. And that's when

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<v Speaker 1>she got up and left and he hasn't talked to

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<v Speaker 1>her ever since. Chris, believe it or not, I think

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<v Speaker 1>you could come back from this. Are you serious? I

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<v Speaker 1>think that you're cute and endearing and you seem sincere.

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<v Speaker 1>But I had dutella all over my body. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good point. Was it low fat or regular calorie?

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<v Speaker 1>She might have been offended. She could be on a diet.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It might not have been the weirdness of

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<v Speaker 1>spreading it on your body at all. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>a regular Oh okay, well maybe that's the issue. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dial her fund of her right now and

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<v Speaker 1>see if we can get you a second date. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'm just really nervous. You're not near your kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>are you. Okay, keep it to regular nerves right now. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here, we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak

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<v Speaker 1>to mary Ella? Hi? I'm mary Ella. Hi, I'm Jewbil. Hi. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you? Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning,

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<v Speaker 1>the radio show. Why are you calling me? Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling you because you recently went out on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with one of our listeners and now you're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back. So he asked us if we could get

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<v Speaker 1>you on the phone and find out why. Okay, his

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<v Speaker 1>name is Chris. Oh my god, god. Yeah, it was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really really weird. Yeah, we know. We talked to him.

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<v Speaker 1>He sent us an email about your whole date and

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<v Speaker 1>explained everything. He feels really bad about what happened, but

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to hear how it was from your

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<v Speaker 1>point of view. Well, we met at a bar, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he was really cute and a kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like nerd a couple of beers. I was like, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to go back to your place? Yeah? He told

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<v Speaker 1>us all that. He said that he was really nervous,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way. Yeah, I mean it was cute. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was cute that he was so nervous. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you think I'm going to rock this guy's world tonight?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. He just seemed like really really nervous,

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<v Speaker 1>and I felt like I could calm him down a little.

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<v Speaker 1>And it sounds like you did the opposite. It sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like you riled him up. Did he really tell you

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<v Speaker 1>everything that happened? Oh? Yeah, he told us everything. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's embarrassing. What was going through your mind when he

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<v Speaker 1>walked in the bedroom. Control herself. I do not blame you.

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<v Speaker 1>He walks in and he's completely naked, and it looked

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<v Speaker 1>like someone took him and just dipped him in a

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<v Speaker 1>porter potty or something because he had it so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>He had just like brown sludge all over his body.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever been with a guy and he just

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<v Speaker 1>walked into the bedroom with brown stuff all over him? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean just walking into the bedroom naked is enough

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<v Speaker 1>to kind of scare you. Like they were already skipping

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<v Speaker 1>some steps before play there. Yeah, that alone was like

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<v Speaker 1>really intense. And then I was just standing there and

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<v Speaker 1>he just whispered to me, I hope you're hungry. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, that part he didn't tell us. And did

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<v Speaker 1>you answer him at all? No? I just like ran

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<v Speaker 1>out of there and right out of his apartment. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even say bye. It was just freaky, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I have anyone right here? What's the hat?

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<v Speaker 1>I have something to say here? What's going on? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's Chrissy's actually on the other line listening and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. And apparently he's heard enough and

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<v Speaker 1>wants to speak right now. Hi, Mariella. I can understand

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<v Speaker 1>where you're coming from. But what I had on me

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<v Speaker 1>was not feces. It was Nicella. You know the chocolate treat.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what Natella is. Why did you put it

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<v Speaker 1>all over your body? Oh? I just I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>would be sexy in the moment. Uh, well, at least

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't the first thing I was thinking, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Why why would you do that? You know how like

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<v Speaker 1>strawberries and lifting this one sexy? I just thought that

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have any of that, so I just went

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<v Speaker 1>with what I had. Why would you put it on

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<v Speaker 1>your body like it was all over your body? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I just I don't know. I just started putting it

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<v Speaker 1>in some places. Didn't thought it would look weird if

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<v Speaker 1>there was just one area, a lot of areas. I

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<v Speaker 1>get it now, and it wasn't the smartest choice. You

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<v Speaker 1>should always discuss food items in the bedroom prior to

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<v Speaker 1>bringing them into the bedroom. I know that now, duh,

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<v Speaker 1>figure it out the hard way. Yeah, so I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>mary Ella. I mean I didn't mean to freak you out.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just trying to have a good time, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know it got off the rails. Yeah, that'll happen.

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<v Speaker 1>You're trying to have a good time. Before you know it,

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<v Speaker 1>your laps covered in you, Tella, and your arms and

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<v Speaker 1>your chest and your knees. I mean, I was just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be sexy and then sexy went all wrong. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That was like the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>can I interest you in doing it again? Because Chris

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<v Speaker 1>would love to go on a second date with you.

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it if you'll go out with

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<v Speaker 1>him again. Um no, Mariella, before you decide it will

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<v Speaker 1>not happen again, any kind of food thing, I won't

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<v Speaker 1>do it. I think we'll have a really great time,

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<v Speaker 1>thank God, on a second date. Good. I think you

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<v Speaker 1>should give him a chance. I mean, I know that

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<v Speaker 1>image is gonna be hard to erase from your memory,

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<v Speaker 1>but he I mean, honestly, he said some really sweet

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<v Speaker 1>things about you. Well, I mean, obviously this was a

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<v Speaker 1>really bad tragic mistake, and I can tell that you

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<v Speaker 1>had really sweet intentions behind it. Yeah, I did, only

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<v Speaker 1>had good intentions, really sweet intentions. Chocolate hazel not sweet

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<v Speaker 1>to be exact. So will you go out with him again?

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Ella? Um? Yeah, I'll give him another chance. Why not? Really,

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<v Speaker 1>you could do it, Chris. Congratulations, Chris, you got a

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<v Speaker 1>second date. It's going to be fun, and if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to try some other foods, I'd be down for that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like at a restaurant. Though perhaps what I meant

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't think I meant the other thing, right. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you need to be very clear with Chris going

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<v Speaker 1>forward about all food activities. Broken Jewil in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>text in at seven eight five Night too says sadly,

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<v Speaker 1>I can relate to the guy in today's second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>You are probably the only person out there who can

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<v Speaker 1>actually relate to him. If you miss today's second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>student named Chris wanted to call mary Ella. They went out,

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<v Speaker 1>They met at a bar, went back to his place,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're fooling around a little bit and things got serious.

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<v Speaker 1>He admitted to us that he's not very experienced when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to dating at all, and he thought maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she was more experienced. So he wanted to spice things

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<v Speaker 1>up before they got ready to be intimate, and his

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<v Speaker 1>idea was to go to his kitchen, raid the cabinets

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<v Speaker 1>and add some food to spice things up. And he

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<v Speaker 1>chose nutella and rubbed Nutella all over his body before

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<v Speaker 1>going into the bedroom naked with Nutella rubbed on him,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's when she left. He didn't even get the

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<v Speaker 1>chance to explain it with Nutella. She thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>something else. Yeah, well it's not an attractive but the

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<v Speaker 1>thing is I get where his mind was because it

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<v Speaker 1>is delicious. It is, I mean, to a delicious substance.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a rung shade. She left and wasn't calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back. We got her on the phone and eventually

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<v Speaker 1>explained that it was Nutella and that the reason he

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<v Speaker 1>did it was because he was nervous. And he actually

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<v Speaker 1>got a second date. Amazing. He was just sincere. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>texting in at seven eight, five nine two wants to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with him. Everybody loved him. He's like the way,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. He would put a lot of effort

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<v Speaker 1>into your date. Yeah, and if you like nutella, bonus,

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<v Speaker 1>Remember if you want to do a second day up.

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<v Speaker 1>They all have to do his email the show, and

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<v Speaker 1>we will call the person who didn't call you back