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Speaker 1: Brooking jewels. Second date Update. The guy on the phone

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Speaker 1: for a second date update today already knows where his

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Speaker 1: date went wrong really, and the bad part about it

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Speaker 1: is he was pretty much guaranteed to get a second

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Speaker 1: you tell everybody what happened? We will he's not so defeated. Well,

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Speaker 1: you'll you'll understand. Okay. So, I mean I don't date

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Speaker 1: went out with like a couple co workers at a

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Speaker 1: about it. I don't you know, I don't. I just

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Speaker 1: pulling up my phone into a Google search for like

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Speaker 1: pickup lines. Didn't why did you go to that? Because

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Speaker 1: come up with? Well? The one I used was and

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Speaker 1: I said this to her while looking at my phone.

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Speaker 1: well that's actually kind of endearing. Like you're looking at

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Speaker 1: We ended up having sort of like a Google search

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Speaker 1: So I'm sitting in the kitchen waiting for her to

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Speaker 1: What happened when you walked in the room. Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning. Second date. I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: list of things I never thought i'd say. But Chris

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Speaker 1: in nutella. That's right, you heard me correctly. Chris slathered

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Speaker 1: Chris met Mariella out at a bar. He admits that

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Speaker 1: But I had dutella all over my body. I mean,

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Speaker 1: She might have been offended. She could be on a diet.

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm just really nervous. You're not near your kitchen,

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Speaker 1: all right, here, we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak

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Speaker 1: to mary Ella? Hi? I'm mary Ella. Hi, I'm Jewbil. Hi. Hi.

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Speaker 1: Who are you? Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning,

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Speaker 1: the radio show. Why are you calling me? Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: calling you because you recently went out on a date

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Speaker 1: him back. So he asked us if we could get

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Speaker 1: name is Chris. Oh my god, god. Yeah, it was weird.

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Speaker 1: He sent us an email about your whole date and

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Speaker 1: I don't know. He just seemed like really really nervous,

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Speaker 1: And it sounds like you did the opposite. It sounds

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Speaker 1: like you riled him up. Did he really tell you

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Speaker 1: everything that happened? Oh? Yeah, he told us everything. Man,

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Speaker 1: it's embarrassing. What was going through your mind when he

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Speaker 1: walked in the bedroom. Control herself. I do not blame you.

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Speaker 1: He walks in and he's completely naked, and it looked

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Speaker 1: porter potty or something because he had it so bad.

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Speaker 1: He had just like brown sludge all over his body.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been with a guy and he just

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Speaker 1: I mean just walking into the bedroom naked is enough

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Speaker 1: he just whispered to me, I hope you're hungry. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that part he didn't tell us. And did

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Speaker 1: Remember if you want to do a second day up.

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Speaker 1: They all have to do his email the show, and

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