Speaker 1: Chloe Kardashian was on the Jennifer Hudson Show. I really
Speaker 1: love the song Spotlight, and I love Jennifer Hudson. I
Speaker 1: love dream Girls and she's so talented and it's amazing.
Speaker 1: And I had a failed talk show, So whatever you
Speaker 1: want to do with that do. I own everything I've
Speaker 1: ever done and I'm live and direct, and I guess,
Speaker 1: like the Drew Barrymore Show is having all those A
Speaker 1: List celebrities like Ellen did, there will be there will
Speaker 1: never be another Ellen, and there will never be another Oprah.
Speaker 1: Whether you like Ellen, don't like her, like Oprah, don't
Speaker 1: like her. Oprah was the queen and Ellen did a
Speaker 1: good job of being like sort of the softer, the
Speaker 1: funnier side of sears from Oprah. So Jennifer Hudson has
Speaker 1: a talk show on and she had Chloe Kardashian on,
Speaker 1: and it's the most awkward interview because it's just like
Speaker 1: answering questions on the driving test. It's like, so, you
Speaker 1: had a baby, what's that like. It was like the
Speaker 1: weirdest interview ever. That felt like everybody was in an
Speaker 1: elevator and they ran into each other and we're just
Speaker 1: asking very sort of stiff questions in the elevator that
Speaker 1: you would answer with a one sentence answer. It was
Speaker 1: really weird. So there was an interview with Jennifer Hudson
Speaker 1: and Chloe, and it was just awkward to begin with.
Speaker 1: The One of the big riveting breaking news topics was
Speaker 1: that Chloe has not yet told what the baby name is,
Speaker 1: and yet today, Jennifer, you're not getting that either. We're
Speaker 1: not announcing it on the Jennifer Hudson Show where you've
Speaker 1: booked me. So that's like a little belittling because trust me,
Speaker 1: Ellen would have each Ellen would have at least gotten
Speaker 1: a hint like Paris gave her so Ellen could later on,
Speaker 1: you know, could later solve the puzzle of what Paris
Speaker 1: was gonna name her kid, which was Phoenix, and Ellen
Speaker 1: did guess it. There was at least a game. It
Speaker 1: was like, you're not telling me, I'm not asking anymore.
Speaker 1: That chapter's closed on the Jennifer Hudson Show. So I
Speaker 1: heard that in my periphery. Is that really a thing
Speaker 1: to reveal? Like a gender reveal? I get it? Like
Speaker 1: what am I having? We have a fifty to fifty shot?
Speaker 1: Is it pink? Is it blue? We're having a boy
Speaker 1: or a girl. I get that Chloe Kardashian has like
Speaker 1: secret code letters on her Easter baskets, so like we
Speaker 1: don't get to know what her baby is named. And
Speaker 1: like it's like on Snapchat. I guess the kids they'll
Speaker 1: send each other like a picture of like a quarter
Speaker 1: of your face, half your face, So like Chloe's gonna
Speaker 1: send us like any meanie miny mo, like you get
Speaker 1: to see a little toe, like we get to like
Speaker 1: it's like such a hype about a name reveal of
Speaker 1: a baby. So Chloe had a second baby, and now
Speaker 1: maybe the only thing that Chloe could hide and monetize
Speaker 1: and like tiptoe about and give one little piece of
Speaker 1: the pie at a time is a name reveal. So
Speaker 1: Chloe hasn't announced the name of her baby, like spreading
Speaker 1: it out, you know, bit by bit for everyone to wait.
Speaker 1: And it's like a snapchat. We're gonna give a picture
Speaker 1: of the nose and the left nostril and the right
Speaker 1: nostril and the behind the ear, And we could go
Speaker 1: fucking through the game operation, Like we could go, let's
Speaker 1: see how much money can we make off of Chloe's
Speaker 1: baby reveal? Body parts names, We got the middle name, nicknames, godparents,
Speaker 1: Go fucking down the line, Go down the line. How
Speaker 1: much money can we make off the birth of a
Speaker 1: new baby. Count the hands, count the toes, count the
Speaker 1: first name, count the middle name. Keep going, keep ringing
Speaker 1: in the money, because we are sitting here putting the
Speaker 1: money in the piggy bag. It's ridiculous. Okay, So my
Speaker 1: producer just told me that Kylie changed her baby's name.
Speaker 1: It was Wolf now Air. Now, if you're a Kardashian,
Speaker 1: it is financially beneficial to change your baby's name. Now.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be the same card or Jenner,
Speaker 1: but they could circle it around. Chris Jenner's making at
Speaker 1: least fifteen percent off of it. So she should be like,
Speaker 1: all right, listen, we're gonna have a family meeting. Kylie.
Speaker 1: You are not gonna do the charge money for the
Speaker 1: name reveal move. You are gonna change a name. So
Speaker 1: it's a moment when we reveal first we're gonna do this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have the baby. We're not showing the baby ching.
Speaker 1: That's like we'll show a foot. If we want to
Speaker 1: make ride this thing till the next baby comes. We
Speaker 1: could show a toe. We will decide that in the meeting,
Speaker 1: but maybe we'll charge more for the whole foot. We're
Speaker 1: gonna show a foot, okay, then the next bride of
Speaker 1: the Apple is gonna be maybe you'll just show the
Speaker 1: back of the head. We'll do that for a month.
Speaker 1: That'll work. Then we're gonna move on to like a
Speaker 1: half a face like they do on Snapchat. But wait,
Speaker 1: there's more. We're gonna make all that money on that
Speaker 1: and get all those likes and downloads on that, and
Speaker 1: then fucking change it. Who gives a shit? What's in
Speaker 1: a name? It's Chloe's turn. Chloe had a baby. They
Speaker 1: they it's not they know who. It's a surrogate, so
Speaker 1: they don't know who the So we're gonna do a
Speaker 1: couple of reveals. One might be the pinky toe on
Speaker 1: down to the big toe. Or we could maybe then
Speaker 1: reveal the name, but doesn't matter. We might fucking change
Speaker 1: it anyway. So we have so much juice here that
Speaker 1: you know, everybody's gonna get a turn. Everybody's gonna get
Speaker 1: a turn, and who knows. We still haven't fucked around
Speaker 1: with Kendall yet. Kendall hasn't had a baby Kendall hasn't
Speaker 1: even gotten pregnant yet. Okay, we got a baby bump
Speaker 1: coming up. We have a lot. We got a baby bump.
Speaker 1: We got whoever she'll get engaged to. We got a
Speaker 1: lot coming up. So this baby thing is the gift
Speaker 1: that keeps on giving. But none of us know who
Speaker 1: Chloe's new baby's name is, and so keep it moving