WEBVTT - Weirdhouse Cinema: Plan 9 from Outer Space

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind production of I

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<v Speaker 1>Heart Radio. Hey you welcome to Weird House Cinema. This

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<v Speaker 1>is Rob Lamb and this is Joe McCormick, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>finally time for our very first Edwood movie on Weird

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<v Speaker 1>House Cinema. Today's selection is perhaps the reigning world champion

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<v Speaker 1>of the schlock to gone. It is the nineteen seven

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<v Speaker 1>undead saucer invasion film Plan nine from Outer Space, a

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<v Speaker 1>movie in which fussy aliens attempt to conquer planet Earth

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<v Speaker 1>by creating approximately three zombies at a local cemetery in

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<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles. I've been wondering how long it would take

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<v Speaker 1>us to do an Edward movie, and we debated whether

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<v Speaker 1>we should uh do do this? Do this one or

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<v Speaker 1>Bride of the Monster. They're both fantastic, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>this might be a sort of emotional episode for me

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<v Speaker 1>because Plan nine is not only one of the best

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<v Speaker 1>and most famously bad movies of all time, it also

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<v Speaker 1>played a very special role in my life. So, Rob,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I ever told you this before,

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<v Speaker 1>but when my wife Rachel and I were very first

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out when we were in high school. This was

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<v Speaker 1>before we were technically dating. I don't know what the

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<v Speaker 1>term in your high school time and place was. It

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<v Speaker 1>was going out for us. Before we were going out.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the first times we ever got together was

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<v Speaker 1>to watch Plan nine from Outer Space in the basement

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<v Speaker 1>of my parents house. Oh yeah, so we all we

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<v Speaker 1>already knew each other, we had some friends in common,

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<v Speaker 1>but for some reason we decided we needed to see

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<v Speaker 1>this movie. And I still remember vividly. Uh a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of failed attempts to acquire a copy. Like we we

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<v Speaker 1>went to Blockbuster Video thinking oh, yeah, okay, it's Blockbuster,

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<v Speaker 1>surely they will have Plan nine from Outer Space and

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<v Speaker 1>what a shock they did not. This would have been

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<v Speaker 1>I think around two thousand two, so they could have

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<v Speaker 1>hooked us up with the thirty seven copies of Mr

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<v Speaker 1>Deed's if we wanted, but they did not have any

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<v Speaker 1>Edward movies in stock. And eventually we figured out that

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<v Speaker 1>one of Rachel's friends had a bootleg VHS tape of it.

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<v Speaker 1>We we finally got our hands on it, and wow,

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<v Speaker 1>it was so perfect, like the aliens wearing the costumes

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<v Speaker 1>with the medieval sigils like you know, Bunny breck and

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<v Speaker 1>Ridge with the ax and uh, the constant switching between

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<v Speaker 1>night and day, the floppy tombstones, the line delivery, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be in there. Uh, and it was. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just a magical experience. Uh. I. And now in our house,

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<v Speaker 1>right next to one of our wedding photos, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a framed portrait of Tore Johnson and Vampira from Plan nine. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's sweet. And I have to say this is probably

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<v Speaker 1>the perfect movie to watch on a bootleg VHS in

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<v Speaker 1>a basement somewhere. It's this is a great date movie

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<v Speaker 1>in general. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've watched this

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<v Speaker 1>with my wife before, and it's it's just it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is NonStop, it is relentlessly what it is, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's I was having trouble coming up with the perfect

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<v Speaker 1>adjective for what this film is, because you can say

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<v Speaker 1>it's cheesy, or it's bad, or it's amateur, or it's

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<v Speaker 1>outsider art. Uh, you know, and it's and it is

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<v Speaker 1>all those things, and yet it it kind of expands

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<v Speaker 1>beyond easy definition. Oh yeah. And I also just want

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<v Speaker 1>to point out that this is another nineteen fifty seven

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<v Speaker 1>sci fi horror movie, which you know, I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to think of. I have a feeling about this. It's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of ineffable. I was trying to find the best

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<v Speaker 1>way to put it into words, but I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>that I have a sense that like nineteen fifty seven

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<v Speaker 1>to fifty eight was a two year period that was

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<v Speaker 1>a renaissance for sci fi monster trash, like just to

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<v Speaker 1>stick to movies that we've talked about on Weird House,

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<v Speaker 1>fifty seven was the same year as Attack of the

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<v Speaker 1>Crab Monsters and Not of This Earth. Fifty eight was

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<v Speaker 1>the Brain Eaters and Fiend without a Face. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like something happened during this two year period there was

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<v Speaker 1>a shift in the veltgeist and it gave rise to

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<v Speaker 1>all these emanations, emanations in the gnostic sense, from a

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<v Speaker 1>kind of primeval spirit of B movie weirdness, and the

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<v Speaker 1>world has never been the same. We live in the

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<v Speaker 1>culture that was built by the clumsy, brow furrowing dimmi

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<v Speaker 1>urge that descended from those emanations. It's fifty seven to

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<v Speaker 1>fifty eight, and and it's been monsters ever since. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the air we breathe. Yeah, I think that's a

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<v Speaker 1>great point. And uh yeah, thinking about my own history

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<v Speaker 1>with with Edwood and Plan nine Matter of Space, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>reminded that I I think I saw my first clips

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<v Speaker 1>from a number of these movies in two It came

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<v Speaker 1>from Hollywood, which somebody in my family had taped off

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<v Speaker 1>of HBO onto VHS, and and for some reason I

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<v Speaker 1>was allowed to watch this over and over again. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>even though you know, it's mostly like a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>fun monster clips, but also some risk a human are

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<v Speaker 1>and also some disturbing content from from Hollywood of Yesteryear.

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<v Speaker 1>But still there's a whole section on there that's that

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<v Speaker 1>is celebrating Edwood and talking about like how great and

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<v Speaker 1>how fun. You know. So much of this content was

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<v Speaker 1>so many of these films, and I guess I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of took all that for granted. And it wasn't until

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<v Speaker 1>I was digging into researching a little bit for this

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<v Speaker 1>picture that I realized that like before, like before the

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<v Speaker 1>the early eighties, when this came out and some other

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<v Speaker 1>things were going on with film festivals, uh, like Edwood

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<v Speaker 1>had already drifted into obscurity. Uh. And it was it

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<v Speaker 1>was the memory of these films for that ended up

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<v Speaker 1>resurrecting his spirit. Oh yeah, the weirdness of Plan nine.

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<v Speaker 1>I get the impression that this was not recognized at

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<v Speaker 1>the time as anything great or worthwhile, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>not celebrated, h even in an ironic sense, for a

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<v Speaker 1>long time until like decades after it was made. I

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<v Speaker 1>think the initial reaction was, well, that was weird. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I never see that again. But but but to come

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<v Speaker 1>back to what you said, like the classic era, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they're different. Classic eras in cinema that we

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<v Speaker 1>had that late nineteen fifties era seemed to have produced

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<v Speaker 1>a number of these these ideas, uh, these tropes that

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<v Speaker 1>would continue to resonate throughout our film culture as different

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<v Speaker 1>creators then grew up with those images in their heads

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<v Speaker 1>and then created their own things. I sort of feel

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<v Speaker 1>like this is the era where like the Corman machine

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<v Speaker 1>is finally humming at full output, like it it has

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<v Speaker 1>it's going and uh, and other parallel production machines for

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<v Speaker 1>drive in monster movies are sort of at the at

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<v Speaker 1>their peak output. Yeah. But but but before we get

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<v Speaker 1>too wrapped up in how Plan nine from Outer Space is,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, cranking the gears of history and of our

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<v Speaker 1>personal lives, before we get caught in the wheels of progress,

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<v Speaker 1>we should also describe what this movie is in a

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<v Speaker 1>literal sense. So I have a few categories I think

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<v Speaker 1>it should fit into. One is that it's a fifties

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<v Speaker 1>flying saucer movie. The plot concerns Aliens who fly around

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<v Speaker 1>in saucers that are described both as saucers and as

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<v Speaker 1>quote cigar shaped. Uh that's mutually exclusive, dude. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why you say that in the movie, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>what they say. Um, but their saucers. They come to

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<v Speaker 1>Earth to do something something vaguely hostile. It seems their

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<v Speaker 1>main objectives are to make sure that humans acknowledge their

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<v Speaker 1>existence and to keep humans from finding out about them.

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<v Speaker 1>And we find out more about their missions. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so what is their mission? Well, this entails the second thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also a zombie movie. The aliens plan involves resurrecting

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<v Speaker 1>the dead from a cemetery and making these revenants wander

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<v Speaker 1>around and scare people. It is also an ed Would movie. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>more about that when we discuss Edward directly. But this

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<v Speaker 1>means a film made with an absolutely irresistible blend of

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<v Speaker 1>overwhelming ineptitude and all inspiring self confidence. And it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a combination I can't really think of in any other filmmaker.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a movie that is so bad it's unbelievable, and

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<v Speaker 1>it yet it doesn't feel like just check cashing hack work.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like it was made by someone who thought

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<v Speaker 1>this was a brilliant masterpiece and it might even change

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<v Speaker 1>the world. Yeah, there's an audacity to to Edward movies

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. Yeah, so so we'll get to win into

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<v Speaker 1>that into bed but but yeah, there's nothing quite like

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<v Speaker 1>an Edward film. Also, tying into the cast, which we

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<v Speaker 1>will discuss more in a minute, I think it's important

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<v Speaker 1>to say this is sort of a a bizarro ensemble movie. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>despite the fact that this is a very low budget movie,

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<v Speaker 1>the cast includes a surprising bill of strange but familiar

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<v Speaker 1>faces or what would have been strange but familiar faces

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<v Speaker 1>at the time. You've got Bella Legosi, the legend himself,

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<v Speaker 1>but also Tore Johnson van Hira, the amazing Criswell. It's

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<v Speaker 1>really kind of unusual when you when you stop to

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate how many sort of names ended up in this thing,

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<v Speaker 1>at least names that would have resonated on television in

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<v Speaker 1>l A at the time. Yeah, and and and beyond

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<v Speaker 1>that to some extent, and and who might not necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>be known for acting but who make a very striking

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<v Speaker 1>screen presence. I mean our Vampira and Tore Johnson actors,

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<v Speaker 1>not really, but I mean when they're on screen, it

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<v Speaker 1>looks great. They They're both individuals who had totally nailed

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<v Speaker 1>what they were doing outside of film and in this

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<v Speaker 1>movie though, those skill sets are able to to work

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<v Speaker 1>well on film in kind of an acting space, but

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<v Speaker 1>I would not say they are acting right. Um. What

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<v Speaker 1>one last thing I want to say is that it's

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<v Speaker 1>in a category of a category that doesn't exist as

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<v Speaker 1>much as it used to, uh, and that is the

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<v Speaker 1>thoroughly technically incompetent film. Maybe we don't appreciate this distinction enough,

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<v Speaker 1>but here's my take. I'd be interested to hear from

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<v Speaker 1>people who actually work in the film industry to maybe

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<v Speaker 1>agree or disagree with this. But my feeling is that

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<v Speaker 1>in decades past, bad movies were packed with way, way

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<v Speaker 1>more technical mistakes than bad movies of today. So you

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<v Speaker 1>have everything from you know, continuity failures between shots, obviously

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<v Speaker 1>phony sets. You might see a crew member who wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be in the shot standing in the background.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you see the boom mic decinct audio stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like that. But now the film industry has become much

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<v Speaker 1>more professionalized, and I think there are so many people

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<v Speaker 1>working in the film industry now who know how to

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<v Speaker 1>execute the technical aspects of a film properly. They're good

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<v Speaker 1>at their jobs. There are enough of those people that

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<v Speaker 1>even bad movies today are rarely full of actual technical

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<v Speaker 1>and competence. Even the bad movies of the twenty one

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<v Speaker 1>century are made with a pretty high baseline of technical professionalism.

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<v Speaker 1>And instead now I would say when a movie is

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<v Speaker 1>bad today, I would argue it's almost always bad because

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<v Speaker 1>of the creative elements rather than the technical ones. So,

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<v Speaker 1>for example, in my personal opinion, hands down the most

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<v Speaker 1>common problem for bad movies made this year is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a bad script, followed by other creative failures,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, failure of like a cinematographer to establish an

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<v Speaker 1>interesting or pleasing visual style. But this will rarely extend

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<v Speaker 1>to like mismatching day night, continuity between shots right right

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<v Speaker 1>or or or one that is also frequently used by

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<v Speaker 1>Edwood jarring use of stock footage. It's like not even

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<v Speaker 1>of apparently the same film grain or whatever right right,

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<v Speaker 1>different film grain, different era, sometimes different continent. It looks

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<v Speaker 1>like there's a really good one. In the other movie

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<v Speaker 1>were thing about doing um Bride and the Monster where

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<v Speaker 1>a character like looks at a tree and then we

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<v Speaker 1>cut two grainy stock footage of a snake and then

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<v Speaker 1>she screams and faints. It's really it's wonderful. So, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>for the most part that's the pitch, but for just

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<v Speaker 1>to throw out an elevator pitch, I'll use one from

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<v Speaker 1>that is from the trailer that we're about to listen to,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is a terrifying revelation of things to come. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>We cannot overlook the fact that this is this is

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<v Speaker 1>a movie that is not just about something that could happen.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not a speculative work. This is about things

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<v Speaker 1>that that have happened, are happening, or definitely will happen

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<v Speaker 1>in near future. Yeah, all right, well, let's go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and listen to this trailer in full because on its own,

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<v Speaker 1>like if this were a lost film and all we

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<v Speaker 1>had was the trailer, we would still have a masterpiece

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<v Speaker 1>on our hands. It is safe to state that the

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<v Speaker 1>grandchildren of some of the people in this dinner will

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<v Speaker 1>not be on Earth. They come from the bowels of Hell,

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<v Speaker 1>a transformed race of Walking Dead zombies guided by a

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<v Speaker 1>master plan for complete domination of the Earth. Plan nine

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<v Speaker 1>from Outer Space m H starring the most brightmarished past

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<v Speaker 1>ever Fella Legosi, the seductive Vampira, and poor Johnson as

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<v Speaker 1>the Walking Dead. Turn off your electro gun, stop it dead,

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<v Speaker 1>you get it? Cheery Bullets bounce off their bodies, Rockets, missiles,

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<v Speaker 1>Jets cannot stop their death ships. What earthly power can

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<v Speaker 1>stop this terror? What a glimpse of things to come?

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<v Speaker 1>See this blast of screen suspense, or it could be

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<v Speaker 1>happening right now? Alright, I absolutely love that it is

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<v Speaker 1>safe to state that the grandchildren of some of the

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<v Speaker 1>people in this theater will not be born on Earth.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you prove the trailer wrong? I don't think you can.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even know who was in that theater. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's get into the people a bit more. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, we're gonna start at the top. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>start with Edwood or as as he is credited on

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<v Speaker 1>the film, Edward D. Wood Jr. He is the director,

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<v Speaker 1>He is the writer, he is the producer, he is

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<v Speaker 1>the film editor, and he also has a cameo in

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<v Speaker 1>the picture. You know, I realized that a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>my thoughts about the life of Edward actually are not

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<v Speaker 1>like researched for accuracy, but a lot of them come

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<v Speaker 1>from the nineties Tim Burton movie ed Wood, which I

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<v Speaker 1>think is it's probably my favorite biography movie. It's it's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how true it is to the reality

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<v Speaker 1>of the events it depicts, but uh, it's it's incredibly

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<v Speaker 1>fun and it has a standout performance by Martin Landau

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<v Speaker 1>as Bill Leegosi. Yeah. Yeah, ed Wood. Uh also pretty

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<v Speaker 1>pretty crazy because you know, we've talked about how already

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<v Speaker 1>about how Adwood Edward was a Hollywood outsider, and yet

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<v Speaker 1>through Tim Burton's picture, uh, it becomes an Academy Award

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<v Speaker 1>winning property, like Martin Landau's Bella Leghostie role wins an

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<v Speaker 1>Academy Award. Also, Rick Baker's Makeup wins an Academy Award

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<v Speaker 1>for that picture, and so it's kind of like the

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<v Speaker 1>Hollywood establishment finally has to enshrine woods legacy, which is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of interesting. But okay, putting the movie that movie aside,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, how do you describe what Edwood was? Yeah? Again,

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<v Speaker 1>it's difficult to sum up. Um you know, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a low budget legend, counterculture icon overconfident, amateur outsider artists.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I think about that. I compare him to someone

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<v Speaker 1>like a Howard Finster in my mind, you know, someone

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<v Speaker 1>who who doesn't have the training that that other individuals

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<v Speaker 1>working in the field have, but they have that that

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<v Speaker 1>there's something going on. This is spark that still manages

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<v Speaker 1>to force its way into the medium inspiration in the

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<v Speaker 1>classic sense, like as in literally meaning divine guidance. I

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<v Speaker 1>when I was looking around for some additional biographical information

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<v Speaker 1>on him, one of the mistakes I made was thinking, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll look up to see what the oh bits of

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<v Speaker 1>the day said. And that's one of the things about

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<v Speaker 1>his life is that there weren't really any major oh

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<v Speaker 1>bits about him when he died because he had drifted

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<v Speaker 1>into such obscurity. But I was looking at a review

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<v Speaker 1>that Roger Ebert, the late Rogeriebert wrote for Tim Burton's

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<v Speaker 1>ed Wood movie, and he included, like I thought, what

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<v Speaker 1>was a nice summary of who and what Edwood was? Quote,

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<v Speaker 1>Edward D. Wood Jr. Must have been the Will Rogers

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<v Speaker 1>of filmmaking. He never directed a shot he didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Takes a special weird genius to be voted the worst

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<v Speaker 1>director of all time, a title that would has earned

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<v Speaker 1>by acclamation. He was so in love with every frame,

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<v Speaker 1>of every scene of every film he shot that he

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<v Speaker 1>was blind to hilarious blenders, stumbling in aptitude, and acting

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<v Speaker 1>so bad that it achieved a kind of grandeur. But

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<v Speaker 1>badness alone would not have been enough to make him

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<v Speaker 1>a legend. It was his love of film sneaking through

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<v Speaker 1>that pushes him over the top. You know, I think

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<v Speaker 1>this is a phrase I recall from Roger eberta I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember the origin of it, but it was Roger

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<v Speaker 1>Ebert talking about some bad movie that he said was

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<v Speaker 1>not just bad, but was awesomely bad. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>that is a good descriptor to apply to the Edwood

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<v Speaker 1>movies I've seen. There. They transcended normal badness. They even

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<v Speaker 1>transcend the normal way that you you appreciate bad movies

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<v Speaker 1>at an ironic level. They become in some genuine sense

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<v Speaker 1>and all inspiring spectacle. It's like, it's, uh, you are

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<v Speaker 1>observing a work of sheer will. It's oh, I guess, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, to to quote the title of another podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>you wonder how did this get made? Like, how was

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<v Speaker 1>this pushed through to completion? Yeah, and it's a it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's a rare enough thing just historically, but it's certainly

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<v Speaker 1>rare now. You don't you don't really find examples of

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<v Speaker 1>this as much as one might like, and I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we're kind of starved for it at times. There

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<v Speaker 1>have been films that have come out in recent years

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<v Speaker 1>where I think people were expecting awesome badness, and unfortunately

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<v Speaker 1>the cases you end up with something that's just bad

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<v Speaker 1>in the n the lackluster, luke warm since of the

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<v Speaker 1>word Plan nine has such a kind of relentless, ludicrous

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<v Speaker 1>unbelievability while you're watching it. That rob before we started recording,

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<v Speaker 1>we were talking off Mike uh about how when you're

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<v Speaker 1>explaining this movie, you want to like quote the weird dialogue,

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<v Speaker 1>but then you can't really end up doing that because

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<v Speaker 1>you end up wanting to quote the entire script. Like

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<v Speaker 1>every scene is just filled with exchanges that that that

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<v Speaker 1>clang and and sound wrong in the most awesomely weird way,

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<v Speaker 1>and and then it never stops. You think like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta make a note of that one, But then

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<v Speaker 1>the next one is exactly like it. Yeah, it is relentless.

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<v Speaker 1>It is stupefying. Uh so. So briefly on the bio

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<v Speaker 1>of of Edwood. Here he lived, he was a film

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<v Speaker 1>enthusiast as a child, he had a Kodak centis special.

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<v Speaker 1>He was an usher at a cinema at one point,

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<v Speaker 1>he served in the Marines. He moved to Hollywood to

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<v Speaker 1>pursue his cinematic dreams. He would become a legend, true enough,

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<v Speaker 1>but like we we said, his his star would rise

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<v Speaker 1>after his death in seventy eight. Um, the end of

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<v Speaker 1>his life was one of obscurity. But then you had

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like eight twos that came from Hollywood come out,

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<v Speaker 1>which again featured in edwood tribute section. You had a

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<v Speaker 1>growing cult following of for films of this nature, including

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<v Speaker 1>for instance, Michael Weldon's Psychatronic Film Guide, which started up

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<v Speaker 1>as a magazine in nineteen seventy nine. You know, the

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<v Speaker 1>year after after his death, documentaries would follow film festivals,

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<v Speaker 1>and then by the time you get ninety four's ed

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<v Speaker 1>Wood the Picture by Tim Burton, like the legacy is assured,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's cemented. And again the Hollywood establishment itself kind

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<v Speaker 1>of has to enshrine Wood's legacy. Towards the end of

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<v Speaker 1>his life, Wood's output descended sharply into erotic and adult territory.

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<v Speaker 1>This would be in the seventies, but he's working the fifties.

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<v Speaker 1>Gave us a string of just numerably weird films, including

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<v Speaker 1>the semi autographical fifty three film Glenn or Glinda and

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<v Speaker 1>which would himself plays the titular lead character Uh. He

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<v Speaker 1>also gave us Bride of the Monster in fifty five,

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<v Speaker 1>The Violent Years and fifty six, The Bride and the

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<v Speaker 1>Beast in fifty eight, Nine of the Ghouls and fifty nine,

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<v Speaker 1>and The Sinister Urge in nineteen six. I would say

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<v Speaker 1>he's most remembered I think for for Glenn or Glinda

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<v Speaker 1>and the two big Bella leego see Monster movies, which

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<v Speaker 1>were Bride of the Monster and and Plan nine for

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<v Speaker 1>Outer Space Bride of the Monster. We may have to

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<v Speaker 1>come back and also do on the show UH in

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<v Speaker 1>the future, because it has more Bella leegosie than Plan

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<v Speaker 1>nine does. In fact, Plan nine has almost no bell

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<v Speaker 1>allegotee at all, and that's one of the real core

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<v Speaker 1>paradoxes of Plan nine. I would say that this movie

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<v Speaker 1>seems in a way to be kind of built around

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<v Speaker 1>Bella Llegosie. It might be in modern to use a

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<v Speaker 1>modern expression called a Legosie vehicle. And yet Bella Leegosi

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<v Speaker 1>is almost entire really missing from the movie. He actually

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<v Speaker 1>appears in literally just a couple of shots. Legosi I

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<v Speaker 1>think died before most of the movie was filmed, so

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<v Speaker 1>in most scenes that feature his character, he's played by

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<v Speaker 1>a body double holding a cape over his face. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>And even including the shots with the body double, Legosi's

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<v Speaker 1>character is not really central. He's just one of a

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<v Speaker 1>number of zombies. Yeah. And it's just such a wood

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<v Speaker 1>move right to not let this stand in the way

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<v Speaker 1>of not I not I not only completing the film,

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<v Speaker 1>but also like not reshooting anything they already had. Like

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<v Speaker 1>we already have Bella in in one scene, two scenes,

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<v Speaker 1>Why why reshoot any of that. Let's just keep going

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll just have the cape over the face. It

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<v Speaker 1>looks perfect, no reason, no notes, no reason to change anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It does not look perfect at all. The guy that

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<v Speaker 1>got to replace Bella Leghostie kind of looks like Jared Leto.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just like creeping around with slicked back hair and

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<v Speaker 1>the cape over his like he's you know, his faces

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<v Speaker 1>in the crook of his arm with the cape. There

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<v Speaker 1>no explanation of why he's walking like that. Uh. There

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<v Speaker 1>are some scenes where I'm not even sure it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like it was shot for the movie. There there's like

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<v Speaker 1>one of just Bella kind of standing around. It's hard

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<v Speaker 1>to tell because again there's such such a jarring difference

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<v Speaker 1>between one scene in the next, and and yeah, at

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<v Speaker 1>times it looks like like he's just standing there. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, it's it's a weird paradox of plan nine

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<v Speaker 1>and almost That's one of the reasons I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go into Bella Llegosi uh too much here because

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<v Speaker 1>this is it's not really a Bella Llegosie film because

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<v Speaker 1>he's in it so briefly. It's still an important part

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<v Speaker 1>of his legacy. It's his final film, but um, but

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<v Speaker 1>still here here the basics Bella Legosi in this place,

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<v Speaker 1>the old Man slashed, the dead man slash the ghoul Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Like several characters in this they're called different things. He

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<v Speaker 1>lived eighteen eighty two through nineteen fifty six, and uh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a titan of classic horror. At the star of

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<v Speaker 1>Dracula Befo is the black Cat and um, yeah, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>have to come back to him in a in another

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<v Speaker 1>episode of Weird House Cinema when we can really talk

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<v Speaker 1>about Bella Leghostie as a performer more because again barely

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<v Speaker 1>performs in this at always barely in this movie. But

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<v Speaker 1>he was one of the greats. I love Bella, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but but you know who performs in this movie without acting?

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<v Speaker 1>I would say it performs almost entirely with this uh,

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<v Speaker 1>with this kind of uh statue like Grimace is toward Johnson,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh toward Johnson is so good in this playing he

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<v Speaker 1>has basically a dual role here. He gets to play

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<v Speaker 1>a human by the name of Inspector Clay, a policeman.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh he gets so he gets kind of like a

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<v Speaker 1>straight acting part. But then he also plays the main

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<v Speaker 1>undead character, who is sometimes called the Big One or

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes called the Giant um and it's it's a it's

0:25:02.800 --> 0:25:07.600
<v Speaker 1>a great physical performance. So towards Johnson lived and apparently

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<v Speaker 1>there's some disagree once on exactly when he was born,

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<v Speaker 1>either nineteen o two or nineteen oh three. Seems this

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<v Speaker 1>seemed to be the prime candidates here. Died in seventy one.

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<v Speaker 1>He was born Carl Eric tor Johansson and uh yeah

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<v Speaker 1>is a is a Swedish born professional wrestler, slash strongman,

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<v Speaker 1>slash actor um and uh quite an interesting character he was.

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<v Speaker 1>He was known in professional wrestling circles of the day

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<v Speaker 1>as Super Swedish Angel and uh and he was Swedish.

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<v Speaker 1>But the reason he was an angel, it wasn't angel,

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<v Speaker 1>but the angel thing is interesting. So he's Super Swedish

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<v Speaker 1>Angel because there was already a Swedish Angel wrestling. So

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<v Speaker 1>you can't have two Swedish angels. You gotta mix it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody's got to be like son of the Swedish Angel

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<v Speaker 1>or Swedish Angel too or Super Swedish Angel. There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>And then that's a gimmick. Um, but this whole angel thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but in both cases they're tweaking a gimmick that was

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<v Speaker 1>established by the French angel Maurice Tillott, who was more

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<v Speaker 1>three and died in nineteen fifty four, who was um

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<v Speaker 1>like a big, Brutish strong man with a very interesting look,

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<v Speaker 1>very much you know, a giant uh wrestler of the

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<v Speaker 1>day WHOA yeah, I found an image comparing him to

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<v Speaker 1>Shrek Um, yeah, I've heard that that Shrek, the character

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<v Speaker 1>Shrek was actually patterned after um, after Maurice Tillott. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's interesting. Now it's hard to find footage of Tour

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<v Speaker 1>Johnson wrestling, or at least it was hard for me

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<v Speaker 1>to find any, but we did find some British footage

0:26:45.480 --> 0:26:49.399
<v Speaker 1>of Tour wrestling some guy. Um. I'll have to include

0:26:49.400 --> 0:26:52.440
<v Speaker 1>a link for this on the blog post for this

0:26:52.480 --> 0:26:55.960
<v Speaker 1>episode at Samuta music dot com. But it's it's it's weird.

0:26:56.480 --> 0:26:59.719
<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, I mean, on one hand, it's not Monster Tour.

0:26:59.760 --> 0:27:01.159
<v Speaker 1>I mean, is a big guy, and you get to

0:27:01.160 --> 0:27:04.480
<v Speaker 1>see him moving around, applying headlocks and doing some matt wrestling,

0:27:04.520 --> 0:27:07.000
<v Speaker 1>but he's not like a he's not in monster mode.

0:27:07.080 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 1>He's not toward Johnson wrestling the way a modern wrestling

0:27:10.600 --> 0:27:15.199
<v Speaker 1>fan might expect towards Johnson to wrestle. Yeah. So is

0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:17.520
<v Speaker 1>this the clip you shared with me that has the

0:27:17.560 --> 0:27:20.879
<v Speaker 1>British narrator on it? Oh? Yeah, just totally trashing the

0:27:20.920 --> 0:27:25.040
<v Speaker 1>whole enterprise. Oh so yeah, so the narrator is like,

0:27:25.080 --> 0:27:28.120
<v Speaker 1>well this professional wrestling, you know, it isn't very serious,

0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:32.800
<v Speaker 1>is it? That is somewhat funny? Yeah, it just really

0:27:32.840 --> 0:27:34.840
<v Speaker 1>rips into it, and then there's all this other weird stuff,

0:27:34.880 --> 0:27:38.119
<v Speaker 1>like the ref is either shirtless at one point or

0:27:38.160 --> 0:27:41.919
<v Speaker 1>the ref has like a very like small undershirt on.

0:27:42.119 --> 0:27:43.920
<v Speaker 1>It was weird. I'm just used to seeing a reff

0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:49.160
<v Speaker 1>in ref's clothing. The ref can't be shirtless. That's weird, right, Well,

0:27:49.160 --> 0:27:52.960
<v Speaker 1>maybe it's aren't there some cases and like the I

0:27:52.960 --> 0:27:55.760
<v Speaker 1>don't know whatever it's called, the w W or wherever where,

0:27:55.800 --> 0:27:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Like a heel will attack the reff. Maybe the reff

0:27:58.280 --> 0:28:00.760
<v Speaker 1>has to be dressed like a wrestler in case the

0:28:00.800 --> 0:28:06.000
<v Speaker 1>he'll attacks. I don't know, uh, And I don't know

0:28:06.040 --> 0:28:09.480
<v Speaker 1>a lot about this this period of of pro wrestling, though,

0:28:09.720 --> 0:28:12.280
<v Speaker 1>though I have read that it is. It is rare

0:28:12.280 --> 0:28:14.959
<v Speaker 1>to have footage from some of these these earlier eras

0:28:15.040 --> 0:28:17.719
<v Speaker 1>because for one thing, a lot of it wasn't taped,

0:28:17.960 --> 0:28:22.440
<v Speaker 1>and then if it was recorded, those recordings weren't necessarily preserved.

0:28:22.560 --> 0:28:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you know, you're essentially taped over, uh, and they

0:28:26.520 --> 0:28:30.359
<v Speaker 1>would be lost to history. According to cage match dot Com,

0:28:30.760 --> 0:28:34.359
<v Speaker 1>Toward Johnson's earliest match was y three and his last

0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:38.040
<v Speaker 1>match was ninety five. The records on this website, I

0:28:38.040 --> 0:28:40.640
<v Speaker 1>don't think are always complete, especially when dealing with older

0:28:40.680 --> 0:28:43.880
<v Speaker 1>stuff like this. But still it seems like a respectable

0:28:43.880 --> 0:28:46.520
<v Speaker 1>era in which to have have applied his trade. And

0:28:46.560 --> 0:28:49.680
<v Speaker 1>he was indeed a big boy build at six three

0:28:50.640 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 1>forty pounds, he he is massive, and you can see

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:57.320
<v Speaker 1>why people wanted to put him in monster movies. This

0:28:57.360 --> 0:29:00.240
<v Speaker 1>is not the only one he's uh, He's in a

0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:02.640
<v Speaker 1>number one. Another one that sticks in my mind is

0:29:02.720 --> 0:29:06.800
<v Speaker 1>the Beast of Yucca Flats, where Toward Johnson plays I

0:29:06.840 --> 0:29:10.280
<v Speaker 1>think he uh so, that is, if I'm not wrong,

0:29:10.400 --> 0:29:14.000
<v Speaker 1>a Coleman Francis movie, the same guy who made Red Zone, Cuba,

0:29:14.080 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 1>which was famously parodied on Mystery Science Theater. Beast of

0:29:17.680 --> 0:29:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Yucca Flats I mainly remember for two things, having a

0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:25.400
<v Speaker 1>really just over the top narrator who you know, every

0:29:25.400 --> 0:29:27.880
<v Speaker 1>time you'd see a character, he would just say something like,

0:29:27.920 --> 0:29:32.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, John Johnson, caught in the wheels of progress. Uh.

0:29:33.000 --> 0:29:35.520
<v Speaker 1>In fact, it's almost kind of similar to Criswell's narration

0:29:35.600 --> 0:29:37.640
<v Speaker 1>in Plan nine. We'll get to Criswell in a second.

0:29:37.680 --> 0:29:39.800
<v Speaker 1>But um, the other thing I remember about Beast of

0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:43.240
<v Speaker 1>Bucca Flats is they barely put tour in any makeup

0:29:43.320 --> 0:29:45.640
<v Speaker 1>to make him the Monster. He plays like a Soviet

0:29:45.760 --> 0:29:49.520
<v Speaker 1>scientist who defects to the United States, walks onto a

0:29:49.600 --> 0:29:52.920
<v Speaker 1>nuclear testing range. They blow up a bomb and that

0:29:52.960 --> 0:29:55.880
<v Speaker 1>turns him into a radioactive monster. But they just sort

0:29:55.920 --> 0:29:58.040
<v Speaker 1>of like put some oatmeal on his face, I think,

0:29:58.080 --> 0:30:00.600
<v Speaker 1>and then he's otherwise he's just tour. Yeah, I mean

0:30:00.680 --> 0:30:03.680
<v Speaker 1>tour was a walking special effect. I mean the physicality,

0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 1>the grimace, that was all you needed. So yeah, but

0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:10.440
<v Speaker 1>Basta Jucca flats. That's that's a fun one. I think MST.

0:30:10.520 --> 0:30:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Three K did that one as well. Um, he was

0:30:13.240 --> 0:30:15.960
<v Speaker 1>in such films as nineteen fifties Appen and Costello in

0:30:15.960 --> 0:30:18.760
<v Speaker 1>The Foreign Legion, Bob Hopes, the Lemon Dropped Kid in

0:30:18.800 --> 0:30:22.080
<v Speaker 1>fifty one ed Woods, Bride of the Monster, and Night

0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:27.760
<v Speaker 1>of the Ghouls. But in terms of earlier in his career, uh,

0:30:27.800 --> 0:30:32.000
<v Speaker 1>he he started off doing uncredited strongman type bit parts

0:30:32.000 --> 0:30:35.360
<v Speaker 1>in films back to the mid nineteen thirties, and by

0:30:35.480 --> 0:30:39.560
<v Speaker 1>forty nine he was showing up still uncredited in films

0:30:39.600 --> 0:30:43.240
<v Speaker 1>like Ernest b Showed Sacks Mighty Joe Young. Uh. There's

0:30:43.280 --> 0:30:46.040
<v Speaker 1>a scene in that movie where a number of strong

0:30:46.160 --> 0:30:49.480
<v Speaker 1>men are are are playing tug of war with the

0:30:49.560 --> 0:30:52.840
<v Speaker 1>giant ape and uh, and it's it's kind it's not

0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:55.240
<v Speaker 1>a kind of interesting. I didn't work on I being

0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:57.440
<v Speaker 1>all of these guys. But one of them was the

0:30:57.760 --> 0:31:03.720
<v Speaker 1>famous Italian boxer turned professional wrestler Primo Carnera, who is

0:31:03.840 --> 0:31:06.440
<v Speaker 1>a really big guy six six and was you know,

0:31:06.520 --> 0:31:10.440
<v Speaker 1>very much a legendary figure in boxing of that day. Oh,

0:31:10.520 --> 0:31:12.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know him. Is is he the last guy

0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:14.960
<v Speaker 1>on the tug on the tub rope here? Yeah? I

0:31:15.000 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 1>found the still he's the last guy. So he's the

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:21.360
<v Speaker 1>most enormous and he's like this big, you know, handsome,

0:31:22.120 --> 0:31:26.600
<v Speaker 1>well built Italian gentleman. And I'm not sure exactly. I

0:31:26.640 --> 0:31:30.200
<v Speaker 1>think I think I've pinpointed the individual who's Tore Johnson

0:31:30.200 --> 0:31:32.400
<v Speaker 1>in this, and I think toward Johnson has hair. I

0:31:32.440 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 1>read somewhere that tor actually had like a full head

0:31:35.560 --> 0:31:38.480
<v Speaker 1>of blonde hair, but he kept it shaved because that

0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:41.040
<v Speaker 1>was the look, you know, that was the look he

0:31:41.120 --> 0:31:43.360
<v Speaker 1>was going for. I can see that. I think he's

0:31:43.400 --> 0:31:45.520
<v Speaker 1>the first guy in the picture you have for me here.

0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:48.840
<v Speaker 1>But this other guy looks like he would definitely be

0:31:49.000 --> 0:31:52.920
<v Speaker 1>cast as Goliath in a bunch of nineteen fifties Italian

0:31:52.960 --> 0:31:56.120
<v Speaker 1>Bible movies. I think he did some sword and sandals work.

0:31:56.160 --> 0:31:59.960
<v Speaker 1>I didn't go go too far into the primo filmography,

0:32:00.200 --> 0:32:02.280
<v Speaker 1>but he was. He was a celebrity of the day

0:32:02.520 --> 0:32:06.240
<v Speaker 1>and uh and may have had some mob ties apparently,

0:32:06.640 --> 0:32:08.400
<v Speaker 1>but but yeah, he was. He was in a number

0:32:08.480 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 1>of motion pictures himself. But going back to the picture

0:32:11.360 --> 0:32:12.800
<v Speaker 1>on your shelf, Joe, we we we can't just talk

0:32:12.800 --> 0:32:15.840
<v Speaker 1>about Tore Johnson here. We also have to talk about Vampira.

0:32:16.200 --> 0:32:19.440
<v Speaker 1>So Vampira has no lines in this movie, and yet

0:32:19.520 --> 0:32:23.360
<v Speaker 1>I think she is the best actor in it. She

0:32:23.360 --> 0:32:26.000
<v Speaker 1>she well, maybe a tie between her and Tour they

0:32:26.040 --> 0:32:29.760
<v Speaker 1>both need uh. The Tour has lines before he gets killed.

0:32:30.760 --> 0:32:33.880
<v Speaker 1>Both of them spend a number of shots just sort

0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:37.240
<v Speaker 1>of menacing the camera, and they're great in it. Vampira

0:32:37.360 --> 0:32:41.160
<v Speaker 1>is wonderful as like making the creepy face and just

0:32:41.240 --> 0:32:45.920
<v Speaker 1>like flexing her nails. Yes, yes, she has the basically

0:32:45.960 --> 0:32:49.440
<v Speaker 1>has this um Morticia Adams kind of look going on

0:32:50.400 --> 0:32:56.280
<v Speaker 1>what essentially has become an iconic Gothic female vamp look. Right,

0:32:56.800 --> 0:32:58.880
<v Speaker 1>she has the long nails and then she also has

0:32:58.880 --> 0:33:02.360
<v Speaker 1>this um very painful looking corset on that makes her,

0:33:02.920 --> 0:33:06.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, have this kind of almost skeletal appearance. You know,

0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:09.360
<v Speaker 1>she's very made up and she's she's hamming it up

0:33:09.440 --> 0:33:12.600
<v Speaker 1>big time as well. Uh you know, she's really twisting

0:33:12.600 --> 0:33:15.520
<v Speaker 1>her face in a way that she's coming off like

0:33:15.520 --> 0:33:18.480
<v Speaker 1>like the undead. Now something I've always wondered. I don't

0:33:18.480 --> 0:33:21.160
<v Speaker 1>know if you know the answer to this. Vampire. We

0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:24.280
<v Speaker 1>we've recently on the show been talking about these horror

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:27.600
<v Speaker 1>movie hosts, the people who would you know, host a

0:33:27.640 --> 0:33:30.560
<v Speaker 1>TV program where they would show a horror movie and

0:33:30.560 --> 0:33:33.080
<v Speaker 1>then they would interrupt it to do commercial breaks and

0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:36.800
<v Speaker 1>make jokes about the movie. That was Vampira's gig way

0:33:36.800 --> 0:33:40.239
<v Speaker 1>back in the fifties. And so I wonder was she

0:33:40.440 --> 0:33:43.280
<v Speaker 1>the first one or were there other people who did

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:46.840
<v Speaker 1>this before her. Everything I've read seems to indicate that

0:33:46.920 --> 0:33:50.960
<v Speaker 1>she was the first. She's the matriarch of the entire enterprise.

0:33:51.520 --> 0:33:53.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't think anybody else was doing it before her.

0:33:54.320 --> 0:33:57.360
<v Speaker 1>Uh So it's as an interesting story. So Vampire is

0:33:57.400 --> 0:34:01.720
<v Speaker 1>the persona of Malia Nermi, who lived ninety two through

0:34:01.800 --> 0:34:04.040
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and eight. And it didn't even have a

0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:08.160
<v Speaker 1>long run. It only ran fifty four throughft but but

0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:10.880
<v Speaker 1>it resonated with with folks, especially apparently in the in

0:34:10.920 --> 0:34:12.680
<v Speaker 1>the l A area. I believe that's where it was

0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:16.640
<v Speaker 1>primarily airing. That's where it was based out of. And

0:34:16.719 --> 0:34:20.600
<v Speaker 1>she also did appearances on some other shows, uh, popping

0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:23.200
<v Speaker 1>up you know, and pretty much always in the persona

0:34:23.320 --> 0:34:28.480
<v Speaker 1>of Empira. So yeah, she was this goffy queen, super narrow, corseted, waste,

0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:31.680
<v Speaker 1>long fingernails, often with a cocktail and some sort of

0:34:31.719 --> 0:34:33.520
<v Speaker 1>in the set, you know, behind her would be something

0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:38.240
<v Speaker 1>atmospheric and goffy, maybe a little um dry ice smoke

0:34:38.360 --> 0:34:41.239
<v Speaker 1>going on, you know. Uh So for the most part, yeah,

0:34:41.280 --> 0:34:44.080
<v Speaker 1>she's always showing up in her persona of Empire. But

0:34:44.280 --> 0:34:48.279
<v Speaker 1>she also pops up as a hag and a sorceress

0:34:48.320 --> 0:34:51.440
<v Speaker 1>in Burt I. Gordon's nineteen sixty two fantasy film The

0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:57.520
<v Speaker 1>Magic Sword, which started Basil Rathbone, Estelle Wynnwood, and Gary Lockwood.

0:34:58.040 --> 0:35:00.120
<v Speaker 1>That is, at least for me, a much below of

0:35:00.520 --> 0:35:03.239
<v Speaker 1>MST three K episode as well. I never seen it.

0:35:03.400 --> 0:35:06.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's good. Um Yeah, Croty Robot falls in love

0:35:06.200 --> 0:35:08.440
<v Speaker 1>with Estelle Winwood and has a whole song about how

0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:11.920
<v Speaker 1>much he loves this stell and then the movie itself

0:35:11.960 --> 0:35:13.520
<v Speaker 1>is a lot of fun. It's you know, it's Sword

0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:17.520
<v Speaker 1>and Sorcery from Birdeye Gordon. Oh, I bet the effects

0:35:17.520 --> 0:35:22.400
<v Speaker 1>are just perfect. Um. But you know, so, Vampiro was

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:27.280
<v Speaker 1>not the only l A Area TV celebrity to appear

0:35:27.360 --> 0:35:30.319
<v Speaker 1>in Plan nine from Outer Space. The other one, the

0:35:30.360 --> 0:35:34.600
<v Speaker 1>other main one, is Chriswell, who planed nine definitely would

0:35:34.600 --> 0:35:37.719
<v Speaker 1>not be the same without Chriswell. Chriswell is the narrator

0:35:37.800 --> 0:35:41.560
<v Speaker 1>in this movie. Criswell was the name of Jared Charles

0:35:41.680 --> 0:35:45.799
<v Speaker 1>Criswell King, also known as the Amazing Chriswell, who was

0:35:45.840 --> 0:35:49.680
<v Speaker 1>an eccentric celebrity psychic who is probably best known for

0:35:50.120 --> 0:35:54.280
<v Speaker 1>making predictions about the future on late night TV shows

0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:57.759
<v Speaker 1>in the fifties and sixties. Yeah, yeah, he was. He

0:35:57.840 --> 0:36:00.960
<v Speaker 1>was a psychic for Maywell and was a friend of

0:36:01.000 --> 0:36:04.800
<v Speaker 1>may West's and at one point he was also Vampire's roommate.

0:36:05.160 --> 0:36:07.239
<v Speaker 1>So you do get the sense that like it was

0:36:07.280 --> 0:36:10.440
<v Speaker 1>like a network of of l A weirdos, really, and

0:36:10.520 --> 0:36:13.560
<v Speaker 1>I think that's something that that Tim Burton captured rather

0:36:13.600 --> 0:36:15.760
<v Speaker 1>well in his film, the idea that like these were

0:36:15.800 --> 0:36:19.279
<v Speaker 1>these were the outsiders and they were brought together, uh

0:36:19.320 --> 0:36:22.080
<v Speaker 1>in this strange enterprise. So when we were getting ready

0:36:22.120 --> 0:36:25.040
<v Speaker 1>to do this episode, I got really into doing, uh

0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:28.080
<v Speaker 1>to to reading about the predictions made by Chris Well.

0:36:28.239 --> 0:36:29.960
<v Speaker 1>So that was what he was famous for. He'd come

0:36:29.960 --> 0:36:32.120
<v Speaker 1>on TV and say, you know, I'm a psychic, so

0:36:32.280 --> 0:36:38.600
<v Speaker 1>I predict that. Allegedly, he correctly predicted that John F.

0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:42.279
<v Speaker 1>Kennedy would not run for re election because of some

0:36:42.400 --> 0:36:46.560
<v Speaker 1>tragic event in November nineteen sixty three. Uh, that is

0:36:46.600 --> 0:36:48.920
<v Speaker 1>at least what I've seen claimed on his website. I

0:36:48.920 --> 0:36:51.160
<v Speaker 1>don't I don't know if that's actually what he said,

0:36:51.200 --> 0:36:54.120
<v Speaker 1>but that's what it says. That's what it claims retroactively.

0:36:54.840 --> 0:36:57.280
<v Speaker 1>But he made all kinds of other predictions that definitely

0:36:57.320 --> 0:37:00.360
<v Speaker 1>did not come true. So there's a there's a website

0:37:00.400 --> 0:37:02.799
<v Speaker 1>called Criswell predicts dot com where you can read a

0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:05.719
<v Speaker 1>bunch of these exerpted from his books, or at least

0:37:05.760 --> 0:37:08.879
<v Speaker 1>from one book of his. I don't even know where

0:37:08.880 --> 0:37:10.440
<v Speaker 1>to start with these. There there are a lot of

0:37:10.480 --> 0:37:13.960
<v Speaker 1>predictions about like Earth being destroyed. So to read one

0:37:14.000 --> 0:37:18.799
<v Speaker 1>passage quote, can our whirling, turning, churning Earth last out

0:37:18.840 --> 0:37:22.120
<v Speaker 1>the night? Our geologists tell us that the danger to

0:37:22.160 --> 0:37:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Mother Earth lies not in the uncharted vast of outer space,

0:37:25.640 --> 0:37:28.640
<v Speaker 1>but from inner Earth. Here is what will more than

0:37:28.760 --> 0:37:33.239
<v Speaker 1>likely happen. According to geologists, small tidal waves will play

0:37:33.239 --> 0:37:36.000
<v Speaker 1>havoc for no reason at all. The surface of the

0:37:36.040 --> 0:37:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Earth will bulge ever so slightly, and highways will slightly buckle.

0:37:40.360 --> 0:37:43.799
<v Speaker 1>Foundations will tip, and floors will slant. When you pour

0:37:43.840 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 1>a cup of coffee or a glass of water, the

0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:50.080
<v Speaker 1>rim will not level. Telephone, coin boxes and vending machines

0:37:50.160 --> 0:37:54.680
<v Speaker 1>will refuse to work. Delicate instruments will go haywire elevators

0:37:54.680 --> 0:37:58.160
<v Speaker 1>will go out of whack, jukeboxes will be mute, radio

0:37:58.200 --> 0:38:01.960
<v Speaker 1>and TV will fail. All electric power, gas and water

0:38:02.080 --> 0:38:05.000
<v Speaker 1>service will cease. And then will come the time when

0:38:05.040 --> 0:38:08.640
<v Speaker 1>garbage cans roll across the street for no apparent reason.

0:38:09.080 --> 0:38:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Then and only then will you realize the advanced corrosion

0:38:12.680 --> 0:38:15.319
<v Speaker 1>spelling the end of our earth. The seas will fill

0:38:15.400 --> 0:38:18.320
<v Speaker 1>up quickly with a gooey mass of inner earth rubble.

0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:22.200
<v Speaker 1>Our streets and city lots, farms and deserts will bubble

0:38:22.320 --> 0:38:25.760
<v Speaker 1>up like a festered oil and marking the complete collapse.

0:38:26.200 --> 0:38:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Has this happened before, more than likely, and it will

0:38:29.560 --> 0:38:36.200
<v Speaker 1>happen again in your incredible future. Uh He also predicted

0:38:36.239 --> 0:38:40.759
<v Speaker 1>the assassination of Fidel Castro in nineteen seventy. Uh. He

0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:44.880
<v Speaker 1>predicted that there will be an outbreak of men becoming

0:38:45.040 --> 0:38:51.839
<v Speaker 1>cannibals in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in uh December nineteen eighty and

0:38:52.080 --> 0:38:55.120
<v Speaker 1>he predicts the world will end on August eighteenth nine

0:38:56.280 --> 0:39:00.239
<v Speaker 1>in a sequence of events including a jet black rain bow,

0:39:00.880 --> 0:39:04.479
<v Speaker 1>a huge snake in circling the world, and feeding upon

0:39:04.520 --> 0:39:09.640
<v Speaker 1>the oxygen which we need to exist. Um. Well, oh wait,

0:39:09.680 --> 0:39:12.319
<v Speaker 1>actually sorry, I apologize. The huge snake in circling the

0:39:12.320 --> 0:39:15.920
<v Speaker 1>world is a metaphor he's using. Okay, al right, the

0:39:16.000 --> 0:39:19.440
<v Speaker 1>black a metaphor for the black rainbow that's caused by

0:39:19.440 --> 0:39:21.680
<v Speaker 1>a mysterious force. So it's a black rainbow, but it's

0:39:21.840 --> 0:39:24.400
<v Speaker 1>like a snake eating all of our oxygen. But the

0:39:24.480 --> 0:39:27.920
<v Speaker 1>black rainbow is not a metaphor, it's an actual black rainbow.

0:39:28.200 --> 0:39:31.920
<v Speaker 1>I think so. Uh. Also, several of his predictions are

0:39:31.920 --> 0:39:36.200
<v Speaker 1>about some kind of mass sexual behavior phenomenon, such as

0:39:36.239 --> 0:39:41.000
<v Speaker 1>one he predicts where clouds of afrodisacs substances will take

0:39:41.080 --> 0:39:45.200
<v Speaker 1>over the country in the year's nineteen eighty nine, causing

0:39:45.200 --> 0:39:51.920
<v Speaker 1>people to marry cats and stuff. Okay, well, this reminds

0:39:51.920 --> 0:39:53.520
<v Speaker 1>me one of the things I read about Chris Well

0:39:53.719 --> 0:39:57.000
<v Speaker 1>is that he worked with Edward to figure out exactly

0:39:57.080 --> 0:40:01.399
<v Speaker 1>what he was gonna say on this film because there

0:40:01.400 --> 0:40:04.399
<v Speaker 1>were certain words that Chris Well could not really get

0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:06.640
<v Speaker 1>out all that easily kind of a speech impediment kind

0:40:06.640 --> 0:40:08.680
<v Speaker 1>of a situation, and so they kind of like figured

0:40:08.719 --> 0:40:11.080
<v Speaker 1>out how to like figured out what he could say,

0:40:11.120 --> 0:40:14.439
<v Speaker 1>so you know, work it to his his favor here.

0:40:14.880 --> 0:40:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Uh And ultimately I feel like with Tore Johnson with

0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:19.920
<v Speaker 1>a Vampiro, with Chris Well, like these are all examples

0:40:19.960 --> 0:40:24.000
<v Speaker 1>of someone who they'd already figured out their gimmick outside

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:27.200
<v Speaker 1>of film, and then they're brought into the film world

0:40:27.239 --> 0:40:29.600
<v Speaker 1>and they're just they're continuing to do their thing on

0:40:29.640 --> 0:40:32.439
<v Speaker 1>their terms, and that's why they're they're probably the most

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:36.759
<v Speaker 1>impressive figures in this picture. Yeah, Uh, there is, there's.

0:40:37.160 --> 0:40:39.880
<v Speaker 1>Tour doesn't really do any wrestling in the movie, except

0:40:39.880 --> 0:40:42.960
<v Speaker 1>there's one moment where he gets a really nice wrestling

0:40:43.160 --> 0:40:45.840
<v Speaker 1>slap down on a cop. He like smacks him on

0:40:45.880 --> 0:40:48.640
<v Speaker 1>the shoulders, you know the part I'm talking about. Yeah, Yeah,

0:40:48.680 --> 0:40:50.920
<v Speaker 1>he does kind of it almost looks like a like

0:40:50.960 --> 0:40:53.799
<v Speaker 1>a double chop, Yeah, situation, almost like a Mongolian chop.

0:40:53.920 --> 0:40:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Or something. But uh, but but the other individual just

0:40:57.040 --> 0:41:00.560
<v Speaker 1>completely collapses if it just instantaneously broke all of the

0:41:00.560 --> 0:41:11.080
<v Speaker 1>bones in their body. All right, Well, onto the rest

0:41:11.080 --> 0:41:13.360
<v Speaker 1>of the cast. Some of these are humans, some of

0:41:13.360 --> 0:41:16.320
<v Speaker 1>these are aliens or celestials, but the first is definitely

0:41:16.320 --> 0:41:19.800
<v Speaker 1>a human man. This is the character Jeff Trent, played

0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:23.680
<v Speaker 1>by Gregory Walcott, who lived through two thousand and fifteen.

0:41:24.040 --> 0:41:27.640
<v Speaker 1>He has our square jaws six four punch first hero.

0:41:28.160 --> 0:41:31.480
<v Speaker 1>This is the lug hero of this monster movie. Yeah,

0:41:31.520 --> 0:41:34.640
<v Speaker 1>and it's interesting because he's also He was also more

0:41:34.760 --> 0:41:37.440
<v Speaker 1>of an established actor than many of the folks in

0:41:37.520 --> 0:41:41.720
<v Speaker 1>Plan nine, which isn't saying much obviously, but he'd already

0:41:41.760 --> 0:41:43.680
<v Speaker 1>been in a string of movies and TV shows at

0:41:43.680 --> 0:41:46.000
<v Speaker 1>this point. He mainly went on to do a lot

0:41:46.000 --> 0:41:48.360
<v Speaker 1>of TV after this, but also popped back up on

0:41:48.400 --> 0:41:50.640
<v Speaker 1>the big screen in a trio of Clint Eastwood movies

0:41:50.680 --> 0:41:54.640
<v Speaker 1>in the nineteen seventies, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, The Eiger Sanction,

0:41:55.239 --> 0:41:57.400
<v Speaker 1>which I remember is being a pretty fun mountain climbing

0:41:57.440 --> 0:42:01.040
<v Speaker 1>thriller every which way, but Lose, which which some would

0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:04.799
<v Speaker 1>say is a Grade eight movie, and then N's House

0:42:04.840 --> 0:42:08.040
<v Speaker 1>to the second Story. He even has a cameo in

0:42:08.040 --> 0:42:11.840
<v Speaker 1>in in Burton's Edward movie, plays like a potential backer

0:42:11.960 --> 0:42:14.120
<v Speaker 1>for one of the pictures. I don't want to be

0:42:14.120 --> 0:42:17.880
<v Speaker 1>too unkind, but Gregory Walcott this is no John Agar.

0:42:18.120 --> 0:42:21.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you've, you know, in fifties sci fi movies,

0:42:21.640 --> 0:42:24.440
<v Speaker 1>You've got your lugs and then you've got your lugs,

0:42:24.480 --> 0:42:27.879
<v Speaker 1>and Walcott is the latter. The best comparison I could

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:30.120
<v Speaker 1>think of. I don't think I've ever put this together before,

0:42:30.160 --> 0:42:33.200
<v Speaker 1>but on this viewing, I realized that this is what

0:42:33.320 --> 0:42:36.359
<v Speaker 1>you get if you made an alien invasion movie where

0:42:36.400 --> 0:42:40.360
<v Speaker 1>the dashing hero was Putty from Seinfeld. Yeah, I know

0:42:40.400 --> 0:42:42.800
<v Speaker 1>what you mean. His voice. He's got a deep voice,

0:42:42.840 --> 0:42:44.920
<v Speaker 1>but it's almost a little too deep, like he's almost

0:42:45.400 --> 0:42:48.520
<v Speaker 1>leaning into lurch territory. Uh. And again he's he's he's

0:42:48.520 --> 0:42:50.920
<v Speaker 1>already six four, Like he's a very tall guy. I mean,

0:42:50.920 --> 0:42:53.839
<v Speaker 1>we're getting I guess he's taller than than tour Really

0:42:53.880 --> 0:42:55.640
<v Speaker 1>at this point, he's getting up in there into into

0:42:55.680 --> 0:42:59.080
<v Speaker 1>primo territory. And that's that's awfully tall for your for

0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:01.319
<v Speaker 1>your heroes. You're how to pull some apple boxes on

0:43:01.360 --> 0:43:04.759
<v Speaker 1>stat at this point. Yeah, So, actually, you know what

0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I think to go even better. I would say he's

0:43:07.120 --> 0:43:11.560
<v Speaker 1>a combination of Putty from Seinfeld and Jack Palance. Oh

0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:15.640
<v Speaker 1>that's good, yeah, yeah, but but without without the the uh,

0:43:16.200 --> 0:43:19.359
<v Speaker 1>the overpowering charisma of either. Oh of course, I didn't

0:43:19.400 --> 0:43:21.759
<v Speaker 1>mean he has the charisma of Jack Palance. He does

0:43:21.800 --> 0:43:26.000
<v Speaker 1>not have that sneer. No, he's He's actually quite appropriate

0:43:26.040 --> 0:43:28.880
<v Speaker 1>though for the role he plays, which is he he

0:43:28.920 --> 0:43:31.360
<v Speaker 1>seems to be playing a man who's supposed to represent

0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:35.600
<v Speaker 1>the stupidity of Earthlings, because the Aliens are like, you know,

0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:39.080
<v Speaker 1>you're going to destroy yourselves by creating weapons that will

0:43:39.080 --> 0:43:42.120
<v Speaker 1>annihilate the entire universe, And he's like, but wouldn't these

0:43:42.160 --> 0:43:45.879
<v Speaker 1>weapons make us stronger? Uh? And he also, I hope

0:43:45.880 --> 0:43:48.719
<v Speaker 1>you'll notice in the later scenes where the aliens are

0:43:48.760 --> 0:43:52.560
<v Speaker 1>calling Earthling stupid, he's the only Earthling who gets offended,

0:43:52.760 --> 0:43:56.440
<v Speaker 1>and I think that tells us something. Alright. So he

0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:59.640
<v Speaker 1>plays Jeff Trent, human man. But then we also have

0:43:59.760 --> 0:44:02.920
<v Speaker 1>the actor Paula Trent, a human woman. Uh. This is

0:44:03.000 --> 0:44:08.960
<v Speaker 1>his wife played by Mona McKinnon, who lived through Tennessee

0:44:09.000 --> 0:44:11.720
<v Speaker 1>born actor who acted in just a handful of movies

0:44:11.800 --> 0:44:15.040
<v Speaker 1>during the nineteen fifties, including Nisa of the Lost Women,

0:44:15.160 --> 0:44:19.040
<v Speaker 1>Jail Bait, Teenage Thunder, and Night of the Ghoules. She

0:44:19.200 --> 0:44:21.600
<v Speaker 1>has some line deliveries in this movie that will leave

0:44:21.640 --> 0:44:25.680
<v Speaker 1>you reeling. Yes, I mean it's you can't blame her

0:44:25.760 --> 0:44:28.399
<v Speaker 1>too much because she's she's using the lines that were

0:44:28.440 --> 0:44:33.279
<v Speaker 1>given to her by ed Wood, but oh, it's it's

0:44:33.320 --> 0:44:36.360
<v Speaker 1>it's beautiful to be held. There's a scene where Jeff

0:44:36.360 --> 0:44:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Trent is, you know, her husband, He's going off to

0:44:38.560 --> 0:44:41.440
<v Speaker 1>fly an airplane and she's like, I wish you'd go

0:44:41.480 --> 0:44:44.120
<v Speaker 1>stay at your mother's house because of all these zombies

0:44:44.160 --> 0:44:46.480
<v Speaker 1>that have been wandering around. And she's like, oh, don't

0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:50.480
<v Speaker 1>worry about things, and he's like, okay, well be careful.

0:44:50.880 --> 0:44:53.000
<v Speaker 1>And then the line she says is, I'm afraid I'm

0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:56.000
<v Speaker 1>getting wrong. I think it's something almost exactly like this.

0:44:56.760 --> 0:45:00.920
<v Speaker 1>The flying saucers are up there, the cemeteries out there,

0:45:00.960 --> 0:45:05.120
<v Speaker 1>but I'll be in there. Yes, Oh my god, Like really,

0:45:05.960 --> 0:45:08.000
<v Speaker 1>she did a great job with what she was given there,

0:45:08.040 --> 0:45:09.799
<v Speaker 1>like what are you? How are you supposed to deliver that?

0:45:10.200 --> 0:45:12.400
<v Speaker 1>And and then there there's so much other weird stuff

0:45:12.400 --> 0:45:15.640
<v Speaker 1>that she's given, Like there's this whole bit where she's

0:45:15.680 --> 0:45:19.280
<v Speaker 1>talking about how with um with lug head away with

0:45:19.280 --> 0:45:21.879
<v Speaker 1>with Jeff away that she's got a pillow that she's

0:45:21.880 --> 0:45:24.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna hold at night, and he's acting a little jealous

0:45:24.560 --> 0:45:27.360
<v Speaker 1>of the pillow, and there's like some at least mild

0:45:27.440 --> 0:45:30.319
<v Speaker 1>pillow eroticism wrapped up in the whole scene, and it's

0:45:30.360 --> 0:45:34.960
<v Speaker 1>just so weird, alright. So so that's that's McKinnon playing Paula,

0:45:35.680 --> 0:45:39.120
<v Speaker 1>a human woman. But our next character is Aros, a

0:45:39.200 --> 0:45:42.080
<v Speaker 1>celestial an alien, which, of course, especially in the film

0:45:42.120 --> 0:45:44.080
<v Speaker 1>like this just looks like a human being accept in

0:45:44.080 --> 0:45:46.919
<v Speaker 1>a funny costume. And this character is played by all

0:45:47.160 --> 0:45:54.919
<v Speaker 1>the brilliant Dudley man Love who live through a California

0:45:55.080 --> 0:45:58.640
<v Speaker 1>radio announcer with a voice of just solid gold and

0:45:58.680 --> 0:46:03.160
<v Speaker 1>also sometimes actor exact opposite end of the spectrum. So

0:46:03.320 --> 0:46:06.319
<v Speaker 1>whereas with Jeff and Paula, both of them have these

0:46:06.400 --> 0:46:09.919
<v Speaker 1>line deliveries that just clang and clunk and like roll

0:46:10.080 --> 0:46:14.240
<v Speaker 1>tumble down the stairs, this guy says every single line,

0:46:14.320 --> 0:46:18.120
<v Speaker 1>no matter how banal, with like like he's giving a

0:46:18.200 --> 0:46:22.440
<v Speaker 1>sort of political announcement, yeah, or the Hindenberg is crashing,

0:46:22.880 --> 0:46:26.640
<v Speaker 1>but he's just he's that that that's the level of

0:46:26.680 --> 0:46:30.919
<v Speaker 1>his Delivery. Yeah, he was not an actor, to be fair,

0:46:31.880 --> 0:46:34.400
<v Speaker 1>sometimes an actor, but this was his first picture. He

0:46:34.440 --> 0:46:36.719
<v Speaker 1>went on to act in nineteen sixty two is the

0:46:36.760 --> 0:46:39.640
<v Speaker 1>Creation of the Humanoids. And he had some roles, uh

0:46:39.640 --> 0:46:41.360
<v Speaker 1>that would pop up here and there on TV shows

0:46:41.400 --> 0:46:45.319
<v Speaker 1>like even Alfred Hitchcock Presents and Dragnet. But this, uh,

0:46:45.400 --> 0:46:48.120
<v Speaker 1>this is his memorable performance. He's just he's a light

0:46:48.200 --> 0:46:51.400
<v Speaker 1>anytime he's on screen, but he's usually not alone on screen.

0:46:51.440 --> 0:46:54.680
<v Speaker 1>There there are two aliens who pilot the main flying

0:46:54.719 --> 0:46:57.640
<v Speaker 1>saucer in the movie, and the other one is Tanna,

0:46:57.880 --> 0:47:02.040
<v Speaker 1>played by Joanna Lee. I lived one through two thousand

0:47:02.120 --> 0:47:05.120
<v Speaker 1>and three, and as an actor, she was mostly active

0:47:05.160 --> 0:47:07.800
<v Speaker 1>in the nineteen fifties, including a role in The Brain

0:47:07.840 --> 0:47:12.640
<v Speaker 1>Eaters from fifty eight, but she more extensively had an

0:47:12.680 --> 0:47:16.120
<v Speaker 1>impact as a producer, a writer, and a director. She

0:47:16.239 --> 0:47:20.279
<v Speaker 1>wrote for a slew of TV comedies, including, just to

0:47:20.320 --> 0:47:23.160
<v Speaker 1>name a few of them, The Jetsons, My Three Sons,

0:47:23.239 --> 0:47:27.719
<v Speaker 1>Johnny Quest, Bewitched, The flint Stones, Gilligan's Island, The Brady Bunch,

0:47:27.800 --> 0:47:32.480
<v Speaker 1>The Waltons, and then later on Dynasty. Uh So, like

0:47:32.520 --> 0:47:34.880
<v Speaker 1>that alone is pretty impressive, but she also produced and

0:47:34.920 --> 0:47:39.120
<v Speaker 1>directed episodes of CBS School Break Special and ABC After

0:47:39.200 --> 0:47:42.719
<v Speaker 1>School Specials. So seems to seem to me like a

0:47:42.719 --> 0:47:47.480
<v Speaker 1>pretty solid career. Yeah, yeah, broke mainstream YEP. Now, before

0:47:47.520 --> 0:47:49.480
<v Speaker 1>we get to the next celestial, we want to get

0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:51.800
<v Speaker 1>back into the human world for a second, and mentioned

0:47:51.800 --> 0:47:55.440
<v Speaker 1>that we have this patrolman. Patrolman Kelton played by Paul Marco.

0:47:55.960 --> 0:47:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Paul Marco lived through two thousand and six. He was

0:47:59.160 --> 0:48:02.280
<v Speaker 1>a three time would actor. He also appears in Bride

0:48:02.280 --> 0:48:05.800
<v Speaker 1>of the Monster and Night of the Ghoules classic Bumbling

0:48:05.840 --> 0:48:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Cop performance. I was trying to find where to insert

0:48:08.880 --> 0:48:10.920
<v Speaker 1>this in our outline, and I feel like maybe the

0:48:11.480 --> 0:48:15.840
<v Speaker 1>best places here. So I came across a record that

0:48:15.960 --> 0:48:18.840
<v Speaker 1>I just have to get a copy of. It is

0:48:19.400 --> 0:48:21.319
<v Speaker 1>let's see what is it called. It came out in

0:48:21.560 --> 0:48:25.600
<v Speaker 1>nineteen five or ninety six, I think, and it's called

0:48:25.800 --> 0:48:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Uncle Dale presents Paul Marco as Kelton the Cop and

0:48:30.440 --> 0:48:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Chris Well Uh, and they're performing two different songs. So

0:48:34.400 --> 0:48:36.440
<v Speaker 1>it's like a single record with a one song on

0:48:36.480 --> 0:48:40.240
<v Speaker 1>each side, and one is performed by Paul Marco singing

0:48:40.280 --> 0:48:43.480
<v Speaker 1>a song called Home on the Strange, which is like

0:48:43.520 --> 0:48:46.640
<v Speaker 1>a sort of monologue song about a bunch of horror

0:48:46.640 --> 0:48:50.640
<v Speaker 1>stuff happening. And then the other side is Chris Well

0:48:50.800 --> 0:48:52.839
<v Speaker 1>doing a song that I have to say Chris Well

0:48:52.920 --> 0:48:55.320
<v Speaker 1>sounds like he's real phoning it in. It's called someone

0:48:55.400 --> 0:48:58.440
<v Speaker 1>Walked Over My Grave and it's just piano playing and

0:48:58.480 --> 0:49:03.840
<v Speaker 1>he's going sub one while walked over my Grave. I

0:49:03.880 --> 0:49:05.920
<v Speaker 1>think I've heard this in a weird mix at some

0:49:06.040 --> 0:49:09.680
<v Speaker 1>point as well. But the Paul Marco song is is better.

0:49:09.760 --> 0:49:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's it's worth a listen. You should look

0:49:12.080 --> 0:49:14.719
<v Speaker 1>it up Home on the Strange. Alright, Well, I'll make

0:49:14.760 --> 0:49:18.399
<v Speaker 1>sure that I did listen to Someone Walk Over My Grave,

0:49:18.440 --> 0:49:20.200
<v Speaker 1>but I'll listen to Home on the Strange as well,

0:49:20.280 --> 0:49:23.120
<v Speaker 1>and I'll put both of these on the page for

0:49:23.160 --> 0:49:25.920
<v Speaker 1>this episode at Samuda music dot Com. All right, now,

0:49:25.960 --> 0:49:29.239
<v Speaker 1>back into the celestial realm. We have the Ruler a

0:49:29.320 --> 0:49:36.520
<v Speaker 1>celestial played by John Breckenridge, who lived fourteen through a

0:49:36.760 --> 0:49:39.919
<v Speaker 1>very fun screen presence in this film, a very very

0:49:39.960 --> 0:49:43.920
<v Speaker 1>sassy performance. Um, but this is a guy who's just

0:49:44.040 --> 0:49:46.920
<v Speaker 1>was a complete non actor making a one time appearance

0:49:46.920 --> 0:49:49.200
<v Speaker 1>in film. He just happened to be a house guest

0:49:49.280 --> 0:49:52.480
<v Speaker 1>of Paul Marco at the time. He's well he's got

0:49:52.520 --> 0:49:56.680
<v Speaker 1>wonderful screen presence. Yeah, he does, because he he has

0:49:56.719 --> 0:50:01.000
<v Speaker 1>he has, he has his performance, his his his performances

0:50:01.040 --> 0:50:02.799
<v Speaker 1>such that I feel like some of his lines are

0:50:02.960 --> 0:50:06.799
<v Speaker 1>legitimately creepy, like he's the he's the the actor who

0:50:06.840 --> 0:50:11.000
<v Speaker 1>gets to deliver the line. Plan nine deals with the

0:50:11.040 --> 0:50:14.360
<v Speaker 1>resurrection of the dead and so forth. So it's a

0:50:15.080 --> 0:50:17.799
<v Speaker 1>it's a fun, fun little role. But but yeah, he's

0:50:17.960 --> 0:50:19.600
<v Speaker 1>not an actor at all. And just kind of I

0:50:19.640 --> 0:50:23.520
<v Speaker 1>guess convinced UH to show up and do this. He

0:50:23.640 --> 0:50:27.520
<v Speaker 1>was French born, the great great great grandson of U. S.

0:50:27.520 --> 0:50:31.239
<v Speaker 1>Attorney General John Breckenridge, born into a wealthy family, and

0:50:31.280 --> 0:50:35.600
<v Speaker 1>also the great grandson of Wells Fargo Bank founder Lloyd Tavis,

0:50:35.640 --> 0:50:40.480
<v Speaker 1>heir to the dynasty. All Right, and finally, I want

0:50:40.520 --> 0:50:42.479
<v Speaker 1>to just I want to have a note here about

0:50:42.480 --> 0:50:45.359
<v Speaker 1>the music though, because as with Tarantula, we're knee deep

0:50:45.400 --> 0:50:49.120
<v Speaker 1>in fifty stock music here. But I will say, in

0:50:49.160 --> 0:50:53.720
<v Speaker 1>a movie that is so well known for it's an aptitude, uh,

0:50:53.800 --> 0:50:57.000
<v Speaker 1>and it's in its amateur style and the clunkiness of

0:50:57.040 --> 0:50:59.840
<v Speaker 1>pieces coming together, this is a film in which we

0:51:00.080 --> 0:51:04.640
<v Speaker 1>pieces of music from multiple sources compiled by one Gordon Zaler,

0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:08.000
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like some of these are just really

0:51:08.000 --> 0:51:10.399
<v Speaker 1>great pieces of music. You know, they're that classic kind

0:51:10.400 --> 0:51:15.120
<v Speaker 1>of horns, blaring monsters, attacking music from the from the day.

0:51:15.280 --> 0:51:18.280
<v Speaker 1>And when you're watching the film, you may be noticing

0:51:18.280 --> 0:51:21.400
<v Speaker 1>all these other things that don't feel right and are

0:51:21.520 --> 0:51:24.960
<v Speaker 1>coming off weird and amateurish, but the music isn't one

0:51:25.000 --> 0:51:27.759
<v Speaker 1>of them. The music sounds really solid. So I have

0:51:27.840 --> 0:51:30.840
<v Speaker 1>to give Gordon credit for for bringing in these pieces,

0:51:31.239 --> 0:51:33.600
<v Speaker 1>assembling them in such a way that they're able to

0:51:33.640 --> 0:51:36.920
<v Speaker 1>back the film up and make you and you may

0:51:36.960 --> 0:51:39.280
<v Speaker 1>be second guessing everything else, but you're not really second

0:51:39.320 --> 0:51:42.160
<v Speaker 1>guessing the music for the most part. Yeah, I cannot

0:51:42.360 --> 0:51:47.440
<v Speaker 1>hear those horns without thinking of of Tore Johnson's gaping mouth,

0:51:47.719 --> 0:51:51.200
<v Speaker 1>like they're the sounds are coming out of his mouth. Now.

0:51:51.280 --> 0:51:54.200
<v Speaker 1>I think we face a different kind of challenge when

0:51:54.400 --> 0:51:57.160
<v Speaker 1>breaking down the plot of this movie than we normally do,

0:51:58.080 --> 0:52:00.319
<v Speaker 1>which is that there is way too much of a

0:52:00.320 --> 0:52:05.239
<v Speaker 1>temptation to minutely describe and quote every single scene, which

0:52:05.280 --> 0:52:07.920
<v Speaker 1>we're going to try not to do. But this movie,

0:52:08.719 --> 0:52:13.800
<v Speaker 1>like the weirdness and the double take inducing stuff that's happening,

0:52:13.920 --> 0:52:17.880
<v Speaker 1>is just NonStop yeah, it is. It is relentless this film,

0:52:17.920 --> 0:52:20.200
<v Speaker 1>and you definitely should see it. It's one of these.

0:52:20.719 --> 0:52:23.640
<v Speaker 1>It's it's rare to find anyone who is not amused

0:52:23.680 --> 0:52:26.560
<v Speaker 1>by it. Uh, this is this is one that I

0:52:26.600 --> 0:52:28.880
<v Speaker 1>would I would recommend to everyone out there, and it's

0:52:28.960 --> 0:52:31.759
<v Speaker 1>one that that that holds up to repeat viewing. I've

0:52:31.760 --> 0:52:33.800
<v Speaker 1>seen this a few different times. I've I've seen I

0:52:33.800 --> 0:52:36.919
<v Speaker 1>think I saw riff tracks presentation of it many many

0:52:37.000 --> 0:52:39.719
<v Speaker 1>years ago, and and that's fine, or riff tracks can

0:52:39.719 --> 0:52:40.920
<v Speaker 1>it can be a lot of fun. But this is

0:52:40.920 --> 0:52:43.160
<v Speaker 1>a film that doesn't even need the riffing like it is.

0:52:43.920 --> 0:52:47.839
<v Speaker 1>It It's energy is such that that you will do

0:52:47.880 --> 0:52:50.200
<v Speaker 1>the riffing. You know that the riffing occurs in your

0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:53.719
<v Speaker 1>own head. It's brilliant. But one thing we do have

0:52:53.840 --> 0:52:57.680
<v Speaker 1>to talk about is the introduction, because the movie begins.

0:52:58.040 --> 0:53:01.279
<v Speaker 1>This is a fictional movie that begets with a Criswell

0:53:01.440 --> 0:53:06.319
<v Speaker 1>predicts segment like the amazing Criswell did on TV. And

0:53:06.560 --> 0:53:09.480
<v Speaker 1>uh he so it. You know, the lights come up

0:53:09.520 --> 0:53:13.400
<v Speaker 1>on Criswell and he goes into a monologue that is

0:53:13.480 --> 0:53:19.160
<v Speaker 1>so indescribably weird, like the rambling, nonsensical nature of it

0:53:19.200 --> 0:53:21.839
<v Speaker 1>actually reminds me of you know, when you're in high

0:53:21.840 --> 0:53:25.920
<v Speaker 1>school and people have to do class presentations and sometimes

0:53:26.000 --> 0:53:28.600
<v Speaker 1>there's a kid in the class who hasn't done any

0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:32.120
<v Speaker 1>of the homework or any preparation, but they're also kind

0:53:32.160 --> 0:53:36.719
<v Speaker 1>of good at talking, and they just start saying words. Yeah, yeah,

0:53:36.880 --> 0:53:39.400
<v Speaker 1>I think that's that's totally fair. And really it seems

0:53:39.440 --> 0:53:41.800
<v Speaker 1>like it would line up well with with Chris with

0:53:42.040 --> 0:53:45.400
<v Speaker 1>with with Criswell's career here where he's essentially saying nothing,

0:53:45.880 --> 0:53:49.320
<v Speaker 1>but the delivery is good enough that it sounds profound.

0:53:49.760 --> 0:53:52.200
<v Speaker 1>I can't, I can't do the Criswell voice. It is

0:53:52.200 --> 0:53:56.759
<v Speaker 1>famously the adjective I think is stentorian. You know, it's greetings,

0:53:56.840 --> 0:54:00.680
<v Speaker 1>my friend. Uh, And so he begins by saying, greetings,

0:54:00.719 --> 0:54:03.920
<v Speaker 1>my friend. We are all interested in the future, for

0:54:04.000 --> 0:54:06.040
<v Speaker 1>that is where you and I are going to spend

0:54:06.239 --> 0:54:10.120
<v Speaker 1>the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend, future

0:54:10.160 --> 0:54:14.600
<v Speaker 1>events such as these will affect you in the future.

0:54:14.640 --> 0:54:17.400
<v Speaker 1>You with it so far, okay, future events will affect

0:54:17.400 --> 0:54:20.560
<v Speaker 1>even you in the future. Um. You are interested in

0:54:20.600 --> 0:54:24.719
<v Speaker 1>the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you

0:54:24.800 --> 0:54:28.120
<v Speaker 1>are here. And now, for the first time, we are

0:54:28.160 --> 0:54:31.239
<v Speaker 1>bringing you the full story of what happened on that

0:54:31.360 --> 0:54:35.040
<v Speaker 1>fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence based

0:54:35.080 --> 0:54:38.920
<v Speaker 1>only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who

0:54:39.040 --> 0:54:44.520
<v Speaker 1>survived this terrifying ordeal, the incidents, the places. My friend,

0:54:44.640 --> 0:54:47.879
<v Speaker 1>we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us

0:54:47.920 --> 0:54:51.760
<v Speaker 1>punish the guilty, let us reward the innocent. My friend,

0:54:51.880 --> 0:54:56.560
<v Speaker 1>can your heart stand the shocking facts about Grave Robbers

0:54:56.640 --> 0:55:00.759
<v Speaker 1>from Outer Space? I absolutely love it, and it's it's

0:55:00.800 --> 0:55:03.399
<v Speaker 1>so ridiculous, and yet at the same time, one thing

0:55:03.400 --> 0:55:05.600
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about is that if you compare this

0:55:05.680 --> 0:55:10.239
<v Speaker 1>opening narration to the John Leriquette opening narration on the

0:55:10.280 --> 0:55:14.200
<v Speaker 1>original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, they have a lot that lines

0:55:14.280 --> 0:55:17.520
<v Speaker 1>up with each other, like they're both presented uh to

0:55:17.719 --> 0:55:21.400
<v Speaker 1>varying degrees of believability um as a statement of that

0:55:21.440 --> 0:55:23.840
<v Speaker 1>what you were about to see is real, this really happened,

0:55:24.360 --> 0:55:28.400
<v Speaker 1>this is really important. And then both examples say the

0:55:28.480 --> 0:55:30.719
<v Speaker 1>name of the picture at the very end, uh the

0:55:30.760 --> 0:55:34.040
<v Speaker 1>Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And even though Plan nine from Outer

0:55:34.120 --> 0:55:37.200
<v Speaker 1>Space was the final title for this picture, Grave Robbers

0:55:37.239 --> 0:55:40.080
<v Speaker 1>from Outer Space was was like an alternate title or

0:55:40.160 --> 0:55:42.759
<v Speaker 1>working title or something to that effect. Yeah, I don't

0:55:42.760 --> 0:55:46.000
<v Speaker 1>know if this is historically true, but in the movie Edwood,

0:55:46.280 --> 0:55:48.920
<v Speaker 1>they explained the reason for the change of name was

0:55:49.000 --> 0:55:52.440
<v Speaker 1>that the film was at least partially financed by a

0:55:52.480 --> 0:55:56.080
<v Speaker 1>Baptist church in the Los Angeles area, and they found

0:55:56.120 --> 0:56:00.480
<v Speaker 1>the idea of grave robbing sacrilegious. Uh, it should be

0:56:00.520 --> 0:56:04.400
<v Speaker 1>noted graves aren't really robbed. I mean they're self robbing

0:56:04.440 --> 0:56:09.520
<v Speaker 1>by courses. So it's but but really nitpicking at this point,

0:56:09.760 --> 0:56:12.760
<v Speaker 1>there's so many other glaring errors. Well no, wait, actually

0:56:12.800 --> 0:56:17.319
<v Speaker 1>to that point, there is an absolutely unbelievable scene that

0:56:17.440 --> 0:56:20.960
<v Speaker 1>goes on for minutes of cops talking about standing over

0:56:21.000 --> 0:56:23.279
<v Speaker 1>a grave, of talking about whether or not they can

0:56:23.320 --> 0:56:26.000
<v Speaker 1>go down into the grave to look at it. Right.

0:56:26.080 --> 0:56:29.360
<v Speaker 1>It goes on forever, and they're they're talking about do

0:56:29.440 --> 0:56:32.439
<v Speaker 1>we have jurisdiction to go in there? But also it's

0:56:32.440 --> 0:56:35.520
<v Speaker 1>like can we physically do it? Can all in here?

0:56:35.719 --> 0:56:37.759
<v Speaker 1>And then one guy goes in and he's like, I

0:56:37.800 --> 0:56:40.800
<v Speaker 1>can't read anything. It's like you're in an open grave

0:56:40.960 --> 0:56:43.400
<v Speaker 1>and I think it's supposed to be night, and so

0:56:43.440 --> 0:56:45.680
<v Speaker 1>they're like, well, we better get him a flashlight. And

0:56:46.520 --> 0:56:49.120
<v Speaker 1>we mentioned that we have DeMarco playing a bumbling cop,

0:56:49.200 --> 0:56:51.399
<v Speaker 1>but like all the cops are bumbling, and they're so

0:56:51.520 --> 0:56:54.880
<v Speaker 1>blum bumbling, Like this seems to be a picture in

0:56:54.920 --> 0:56:58.320
<v Speaker 1>which the only understanding of law enforcement was based entirely

0:56:58.360 --> 0:57:02.120
<v Speaker 1>on Laurel and Hardy movies. It's it's incredible, but I mean,

0:57:02.480 --> 0:57:05.560
<v Speaker 1>there's so many levels of the Criswell monologue. So yes,

0:57:05.640 --> 0:57:08.480
<v Speaker 1>it is like the Texas Chainsaw. It's like insisting this

0:57:08.600 --> 0:57:12.080
<v Speaker 1>is real even though the events don't don't even have

0:57:12.160 --> 0:57:17.040
<v Speaker 1>internal consistency, but also saying, what what is the relationship

0:57:17.120 --> 0:57:22.440
<v Speaker 1>to time here? It seems to establish that that causality

0:57:22.560 --> 0:57:25.960
<v Speaker 1>is still in effect. Future events will only affect you

0:57:26.000 --> 0:57:28.680
<v Speaker 1>in the future, which I guess is good, Like it's

0:57:28.680 --> 0:57:31.680
<v Speaker 1>good to know there are some rules still in place

0:57:31.720 --> 0:57:34.400
<v Speaker 1>here for this motion picture. But he's also saying that

0:57:34.440 --> 0:57:38.240
<v Speaker 1>the events he's talking about are are happening in the future,

0:57:38.720 --> 0:57:42.440
<v Speaker 1>but also have already happened. Okay, well yeah, now that

0:57:42.520 --> 0:57:44.520
<v Speaker 1>just twists me all up. Okay, So we go from

0:57:44.560 --> 0:57:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Criswell to Boom Thundercrack credits etchings on a tombstone. You

0:57:48.680 --> 0:57:52.240
<v Speaker 1>see tour Johnson Just a little note. I remember thinking

0:57:52.240 --> 0:57:54.640
<v Speaker 1>even back the first time I saw it, Wardrobe on.

0:57:54.680 --> 0:57:57.480
<v Speaker 1>This movie is by someone named Dick Cheney. I think

0:57:57.480 --> 0:58:00.960
<v Speaker 1>it's not the same one. I missed that. But then

0:58:01.160 --> 0:58:03.480
<v Speaker 1>so the credits finish, and then one of the funniest

0:58:03.520 --> 0:58:05.640
<v Speaker 1>things is that it cuts to a funeral and then

0:58:05.680 --> 0:58:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Criswell is still going. You think you're done with him,

0:58:08.680 --> 0:58:10.960
<v Speaker 1>but he just comes back in. You're watching people in

0:58:11.000 --> 0:58:13.840
<v Speaker 1>a graveyard, and he's all of us on earth know

0:58:14.040 --> 0:58:16.400
<v Speaker 1>that there is a time to live and a time

0:58:16.520 --> 0:58:20.120
<v Speaker 1>to die. And uh, we see Bella Lego, see the

0:58:20.200 --> 0:58:23.360
<v Speaker 1>real Bella Lego. See in this sense, he's crying into

0:58:23.360 --> 0:58:26.120
<v Speaker 1>a handkerchief at a grave side and some guys reading

0:58:26.120 --> 0:58:29.360
<v Speaker 1>a Bible and there are two grave diggers nearby who

0:58:29.360 --> 0:58:32.080
<v Speaker 1>look like they belong in a commercial for baked beans,

0:58:32.760 --> 0:58:36.440
<v Speaker 1>and uh. And the Criswell monologue just goes and goes

0:58:36.600 --> 0:58:39.480
<v Speaker 1>and goes. You know, he's talking about like the nature

0:58:39.520 --> 0:58:43.000
<v Speaker 1>of death. He says, when death the proud brother comes

0:58:43.000 --> 0:58:48.200
<v Speaker 1>suddenly without warning. Um, and he says, oh. But he

0:58:48.280 --> 0:58:51.680
<v Speaker 1>also gets very poetic. He's talking about like the sundown.

0:58:51.840 --> 0:58:54.720
<v Speaker 1>You remember, the sundown, last sundown of the day, and

0:58:54.800 --> 0:58:58.280
<v Speaker 1>yet also the sundown of the old man's heart. And

0:58:58.320 --> 0:59:01.160
<v Speaker 1>you're just like you can just a mad j Edwood

0:59:01.360 --> 0:59:04.080
<v Speaker 1>writing this and or Cruswell riding with him, and they're

0:59:04.120 --> 0:59:06.440
<v Speaker 1>just like, yeah, this is so good. It's so good.

0:59:06.760 --> 0:59:09.000
<v Speaker 1>So here's where things begin. Bella Lego sees at a

0:59:09.000 --> 0:59:12.200
<v Speaker 1>funeral for his wife. Uh, it doesn't show us this,

0:59:12.240 --> 0:59:15.120
<v Speaker 1>but we find out later his his wife was Vampira,

0:59:15.920 --> 0:59:19.080
<v Speaker 1>and uh, then the grave diggers start tossing dirt on

0:59:19.120 --> 0:59:21.760
<v Speaker 1>the coffin, and then we cut to an airplane, and

0:59:21.800 --> 0:59:26.439
<v Speaker 1>then we cut inside the airplane and wow, wow this set. Yeah,

0:59:26.480 --> 0:59:31.160
<v Speaker 1>it's it's a ludicrous set. Um really just so so

0:59:31.240 --> 0:59:34.800
<v Speaker 1>obviously a set, like like Muppet Show level of set.

0:59:35.080 --> 0:59:37.920
<v Speaker 1>It's just a room with an open door and a

0:59:37.960 --> 0:59:40.120
<v Speaker 1>shower curtain and I guess that's supposed to go back

0:59:40.120 --> 0:59:42.520
<v Speaker 1>into out of the cockpit. And then on the wall

0:59:42.560 --> 0:59:45.200
<v Speaker 1>there's a clipboard and what is this circular thing is

0:59:45.240 --> 0:59:48.120
<v Speaker 1>that's supposed to be a thermometer or something. I guess

0:59:48.120 --> 0:59:49.600
<v Speaker 1>it's supposed to be some sort of gauge, but it's

0:59:49.600 --> 0:59:54.480
<v Speaker 1>clearly just some sort of um a circular slidey reference

0:59:54.520 --> 0:59:56.680
<v Speaker 1>tool that's just been pinned to the wall. But they're

0:59:56.720 --> 0:59:58.640
<v Speaker 1>so they're like looking out the window and saying yep,

0:59:58.720 --> 1:00:01.240
<v Speaker 1>that's the old San Fernando Valley right there, right where

1:00:01.240 --> 1:00:03.480
<v Speaker 1>you're supposed to be. And then suddenly, zoom, you got

1:00:03.760 --> 1:00:06.320
<v Speaker 1>a flying saucer goes by out the window and it

1:00:06.720 --> 1:00:09.800
<v Speaker 1>they're showing it off to the flight attendant and uh

1:00:09.840 --> 1:00:12.320
<v Speaker 1>and it kind of rocks the plane and they're like, wow,

1:00:12.360 --> 1:00:15.120
<v Speaker 1>that was nothing from this world. And the pilot here

1:00:15.160 --> 1:00:18.439
<v Speaker 1>is Gregory Walcott. That's uh, Jeff Trent, our our hero,

1:00:19.040 --> 1:00:22.200
<v Speaker 1>and he's immediately very concerned that the passengers not find

1:00:22.200 --> 1:00:25.080
<v Speaker 1>out about the flying saucer. But the flying saucer goes

1:00:25.120 --> 1:00:27.800
<v Speaker 1>by and then it lands at the cemetery from earlier,

1:00:28.160 --> 1:00:31.080
<v Speaker 1>and the grave diggers here something. This is a dialogue

1:00:31.080 --> 1:00:35.200
<v Speaker 1>exchange that must be quoted. Uh so the grave diggers say,

1:00:35.400 --> 1:00:38.760
<v Speaker 1>you hear anything I thought I did? Don't like here

1:00:38.800 --> 1:00:42.360
<v Speaker 1>in noises, especially when there ain't supposed to be any Yeah,

1:00:42.520 --> 1:00:46.120
<v Speaker 1>kind of spooky, like maybe we're getting old. Well, whatever

1:00:46.120 --> 1:00:48.360
<v Speaker 1>it is, it's gone now that's the best thing for

1:00:48.480 --> 1:00:54.480
<v Speaker 1>us to gone. Yeah, let's go. It's just And then

1:00:54.520 --> 1:00:58.240
<v Speaker 1>here comes vampire. She shows up, comes lurching out of

1:00:58.280 --> 1:01:02.000
<v Speaker 1>the darkness, and the myths looking just you know, completely

1:01:02.000 --> 1:01:05.600
<v Speaker 1>put together, very much. Has this this gothic queen look down,

1:01:06.280 --> 1:01:09.240
<v Speaker 1>um and uh yeah, we're we're off to the races

1:01:09.320 --> 1:01:13.280
<v Speaker 1>here with the dad rising from the grave. Absolutely flagrant

1:01:13.360 --> 1:01:16.680
<v Speaker 1>inter cutting between night shots and day shots in this sequence,

1:01:16.720 --> 1:01:20.120
<v Speaker 1>continuity does not even seem to be attempted. And so

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<v Speaker 1>Vampira walks up on them, and I was, she kills them,

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<v Speaker 1>But how are you imagining she kills the grave diggers?

1:01:27.840 --> 1:01:30.200
<v Speaker 1>What she does is she kind of stands in a

1:01:30.960 --> 1:01:34.640
<v Speaker 1>pose like an idle video game character, like a t pose,

1:01:35.360 --> 1:01:39.120
<v Speaker 1>and then suddenly raises her hands up while standing behind

1:01:39.120 --> 1:01:42.800
<v Speaker 1>a shrub, and then the grave digger scream and die. Yeah.

1:01:42.920 --> 1:01:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I think it's later in the picture we do have

1:01:45.240 --> 1:01:49.880
<v Speaker 1>some police comparing bodies to aunt wild animal kills. So

1:01:50.000 --> 1:01:52.240
<v Speaker 1>I guess she's supposed to have used those really long

1:01:52.320 --> 1:01:55.440
<v Speaker 1>nails of hers. I guess, so, yeah, the nails seem significant.

1:01:56.040 --> 1:01:59.000
<v Speaker 1>But then after that we get the famous shot immortalized

1:01:59.040 --> 1:02:02.080
<v Speaker 1>in Tim Burton's Would of Bella Go See, coming out

1:02:02.080 --> 1:02:04.919
<v Speaker 1>of a little house and standing in his front yard

1:02:04.960 --> 1:02:08.920
<v Speaker 1>and stopping to smell a rose, apparently in grief. Meanwhile,

1:02:09.280 --> 1:02:11.640
<v Speaker 1>Chriswell is narrating, you know, Chris Well is just going

1:02:11.680 --> 1:02:14.240
<v Speaker 1>on about how the house that they when which they

1:02:14.280 --> 1:02:19.840
<v Speaker 1>shared their love, became a tomb. And then Bella wanders

1:02:20.400 --> 1:02:23.760
<v Speaker 1>just out of frame, and then there is an immediate

1:02:23.880 --> 1:02:27.520
<v Speaker 1>sound cue. He's the second he steps out of out

1:02:27.560 --> 1:02:33.040
<v Speaker 1>of picture. Tire screech, scream, crash, sirens. Though I would

1:02:33.080 --> 1:02:35.880
<v Speaker 1>like to stress obviously we're supposed to believe that Bella

1:02:36.040 --> 1:02:38.640
<v Speaker 1>was crushed by a runaway truck or something right after

1:02:38.720 --> 1:02:41.280
<v Speaker 1>he left the shot, but actually you can see his

1:02:41.400 --> 1:02:44.600
<v Speaker 1>shadow still falling on the grass, not moving, So he's

1:02:44.640 --> 1:02:48.040
<v Speaker 1>just stepped out of you, is standing there casting a shadow.

1:02:48.400 --> 1:02:50.240
<v Speaker 1>Rob I did a picture for you to look at.

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<v Speaker 1>You can see the shadow on the bottom left and

1:02:52.160 --> 1:02:56.200
<v Speaker 1>then the screech and and the scream. Brilliant Again, Edward

1:02:56.200 --> 1:02:58.680
<v Speaker 1>was not going to let the death of a central

1:02:58.760 --> 1:03:01.920
<v Speaker 1>character stand in the way of not only continuing production,

1:03:02.080 --> 1:03:05.560
<v Speaker 1>but also not redoing a single thing that he'd already shot. Right,

1:03:05.800 --> 1:03:09.040
<v Speaker 1>So we go straight onto the funeral and then we

1:03:09.080 --> 1:03:11.720
<v Speaker 1>see people coming out of what they call a cript

1:03:11.960 --> 1:03:14.760
<v Speaker 1>but it's just like it looks like a cardboard box.

1:03:15.280 --> 1:03:18.640
<v Speaker 1>And oh, it is such a clown car situation. Many

1:03:18.720 --> 1:03:21.960
<v Speaker 1>people coming out of this tiny box. We have this

1:03:22.080 --> 1:03:25.280
<v Speaker 1>tiny's and you know, if you've ever been in a crip,

1:03:25.320 --> 1:03:26.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess this is a movie cript This

1:03:27.040 --> 1:03:29.800
<v Speaker 1>is like like a Santo and the Tomb of Dracula

1:03:29.880 --> 1:03:31.960
<v Speaker 1>crypt where I guess there's supposed to be a lot

1:03:32.000 --> 1:03:34.800
<v Speaker 1>going on in there, but we don't see that on screen.

1:03:34.800 --> 1:03:37.280
<v Speaker 1>It looks like a tiny little phone booth made out

1:03:37.320 --> 1:03:40.600
<v Speaker 1>of cardboard that's been sprayed gray to look kind of

1:03:40.640 --> 1:03:43.840
<v Speaker 1>like granite. And is this the scene where they also

1:03:43.880 --> 1:03:46.640
<v Speaker 1>they go ahead and established well, due to their customs,

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<v Speaker 1>um the the the old man's wife was buried in

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<v Speaker 1>the ground, and he was buried inside of a tomb

1:03:53.200 --> 1:03:57.280
<v Speaker 1>inside of this mausoleum type situation, which I love because

1:03:57.280 --> 1:04:01.160
<v Speaker 1>it's clearly a situation where there is they at least realized, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well we have her. Why would we Why would she

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<v Speaker 1>be buried there and he buried here? Should we reshoot anything, No,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll just to have a have a line or two

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<v Speaker 1>that establishes that there is a reason for this. It's cultural.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about it, but it makes sense. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the mourners who climb out of the box, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the lady goes first his wife, then he and then

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<v Speaker 1>her husband goes tragic, uh, and that, Yeah, they have

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<v Speaker 1>the conversation about how it's due to due to an

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<v Speaker 1>old family superstition that she had to be in the

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<v Speaker 1>ground and he had to be in a crypt. But

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<v Speaker 1>I think, yeah, I think it's literally because they just

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<v Speaker 1>already shot some of the shots and then they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta cover for that. I just had so many

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<v Speaker 1>questions about this custom, like why, I mean, it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's you know, it sounds kind of sexist obviously, but

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<v Speaker 1>like what possible reason would there be, Like well, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't bury the men and the women in the

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<v Speaker 1>same soil. I need the soil. That's where you bury women,

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<v Speaker 1>then you bury in them. It's just ridiculous. But we're

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<v Speaker 1>about to get to the police because some mourners they

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<v Speaker 1>get spooked seeing bodies of the grave diggers and they

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<v Speaker 1>freak out and the police arrive and oh man, this

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<v Speaker 1>is when we first meet Tore Johnson. Before he's a zombie.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a human. He's in fact a police inspector. Yes, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>And there's yeah, there's some great dialogue here from him.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a scene where the dialogue like it would

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<v Speaker 1>have been funny even if it had been delivered. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's Tore Johnson saying it. So you know here

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<v Speaker 1>there's one part, I think the very first thing he

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<v Speaker 1>says when he gets there, he's like, melcle Examiner been

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<v Speaker 1>here yet? So it's the Melcle Examiner. And um, there's

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<v Speaker 1>one part where he's like, I'm gonna go walk off

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<v Speaker 1>in the dark and they're like, be careful, it's dark.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he's just like, I'll be big boy now, Johnny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah toward Johnson. Yeah, clearly not a not not an

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<v Speaker 1>actor in this sense, is a physical presence. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cute though, because you get kind of maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a sense of the real tour Johnson in this shot,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because he was supposedly like just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a big teddy bear. They didn't say much, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of a nice guy to be around. Yeah. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so he goes wandering off into the darkness and the

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<v Speaker 1>mist and then we, uh, we finally we meet Paula Trnt.

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<v Speaker 1>So Jeff Trent is back home now and he's hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out on his porch with a bunch of wicker furniture,

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<v Speaker 1>having a drink with his wife Paula, and uh, they're

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<v Speaker 1>commenting on how you remember Jeff Trent was the pilot

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<v Speaker 1>from the plane, and so they're married. They apparently live

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<v Speaker 1>in a house inside the cemetery as best I can tell. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>like they talked about that fact, and uh they are

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<v Speaker 1>no tour Johnson's. But this couple has really weird energy

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<v Speaker 1>and some of the clunkiest dialogue in movie history. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>it's again, it's hard to explain without just watching the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Like Paula says to him, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen you in this mood before, and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's because I've never been in this mood before.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, Putty here explains that he's in this unfamiliar

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<v Speaker 1>mood because he saw a flying saucer on his flight

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<v Speaker 1>this morning, and she goes, you mean the kind from

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<v Speaker 1>up to the from up there, and he goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or it's counterpart. I didn't know what that meant this

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<v Speaker 1>whole sequence. One of the things I love about it

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<v Speaker 1>is that Wood is trying to create what is essentially

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<v Speaker 1>a realistic scene with with with this whole speculati the

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<v Speaker 1>pick aspect to it, where it's a wife asking her husband, like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's bothering you there's something bothering you, and he is

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<v Speaker 1>having to admit that it's something that I don't even feel,

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<v Speaker 1>but that comfortable talking about. And so this has tons

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<v Speaker 1>of real world parallels obviously, and it's one of these

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<v Speaker 1>great moments where it's like the writer director, uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>filmmakers almost like aliens, trying to figure out how how

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<v Speaker 1>normal humans interact with each other. And well he yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's trying to show that is the dynamic I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's going for, But instead it just turns into

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<v Speaker 1>Gregory Walcott having this rant about about a cover up.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, you know, big army brass grabbed us and

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<v Speaker 1>made us swear to secrecy about the whole thing. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he's just on the subject of big army brass

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<v Speaker 1>like he he mentions it several more times. He's really upset.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, people keep seeing these saucers, but but I

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<v Speaker 1>can't say a word. I'm muzzled by army brass. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>and then right then the uh flying saucers zooms over

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<v Speaker 1>them and knocks over all the wicker furniture. Uh. So

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<v Speaker 1>then we get a scene where Tore Johnson is attacked

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<v Speaker 1>by Bella not Bella Legosie by the Bell Legosie body

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<v Speaker 1>double and by Vampira, And I just wondered why. So

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<v Speaker 1>he's supposed to be investigating the graveyard for clues, but

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<v Speaker 1>he's just walking around with his gun pointed in front

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<v Speaker 1>of him. Yeah. Yeah, really, this one, this is just

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<v Speaker 1>a small thing when it comes to the depiction of

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<v Speaker 1>firearms by law enforcement in this picture. Uh yeah, there's nobody.

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<v Speaker 1>Clearly nobody had ever been around a gun before or

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<v Speaker 1>had any idea about what gun safety was or what

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<v Speaker 1>it might look like on the screen. Uh, it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>so ridiculous. Well, so, yeah, tour gets killed by the zombies.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the other main cop who we follow after

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<v Speaker 1>this is the police lieutenant I don't even remember his name,

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<v Speaker 1>the police lieutenant who just uses his gun as like

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<v Speaker 1>a like a pointer stick. So he whenever he's talking

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<v Speaker 1>about something or about someone, he points their gun the

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<v Speaker 1>gun at them. He also scratches his own head with

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<v Speaker 1>the barrel of the gun and like holds it with

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<v Speaker 1>the barrel pointed into his own chest. Yeah, if he

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<v Speaker 1>had picked his nose with the barrel of the gun,

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<v Speaker 1>it would not have been any more outrageous than everything

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<v Speaker 1>else he does with it. But so they're walking around

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<v Speaker 1>they find they find Towards Johnson dead and they observed.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, Inspector Clay is dead, murdered and somebody's responsible.

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<v Speaker 1>So we get a funeral for Inspector Clay and it

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<v Speaker 1>seems vampires attending the funeral. She's just standing there watching. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we got two people seeing flying saucers over

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<v Speaker 1>Hollywood Boulevard, like there's like a car going by in

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<v Speaker 1>a part where like three people suddenly point out the

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<v Speaker 1>windows at the saucer, all in unison. Um. Uh. And

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<v Speaker 1>meanwhile we're getting Criswell monologues over this where Chris wells like,

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<v Speaker 1>there comes a time and each man's life when he

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe his own eyes. And uh. They here's where

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<v Speaker 1>they decided got to pad this movie out. We got

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<v Speaker 1>some stock military stock footage, so they show planes flying,

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<v Speaker 1>rockets launching, just military hardware doing stuff. Yeah. Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>all these shots of one Colonel Edwards just standing there

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<v Speaker 1>basically a blank background, staring up supposedly the sky would

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<v Speaker 1>have been poculars and just ordering all the rockets to

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<v Speaker 1>be fired at these three UFOs. He doesn't even seem

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<v Speaker 1>to care what continent. These rockets are on, so we

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<v Speaker 1>just got all the stock footage of rockets firing. What

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<v Speaker 1>is the deal with the secrecy about the UFOs? This

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<v Speaker 1>is completely inconsistent in the movie. So part of the

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<v Speaker 1>movie they're saying Army Brass won't let anybody know that

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<v Speaker 1>UFOs exist. But then also we here we cut to

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<v Speaker 1>Colonel Edwards and he's talking to just some soldier and

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<v Speaker 1>they're talking about the flying saucers and the soldier is like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the deal with these flying saucers, And the colonels like, well, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>they attacked us. They he says, they attacked the town.

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<v Speaker 1>A small town, I'll admit it, but nevertheless a town

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<v Speaker 1>of people across the line. And he reveals Edwards reveals

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<v Speaker 1>the big Army Brass is covering up the alien menace.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. He says, take any earthquake, any fire, any

1:11:53.120 --> 1:11:56.800
<v Speaker 1>natural disaster. You think that's natural disasters, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>it's probably actually aliens. Yeah, if you drop aliens in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of this and everything makes sense. But I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's time to meet some aliens. So let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to the mothership in orbit around the Earth. A mothership

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<v Speaker 1>which really just looks like a breast or a nipple.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's it's very glaring. But so we meet

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<v Speaker 1>the aliens and these uh they do a salute where

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<v Speaker 1>they like cross their arms on their chest, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>very funny. Kangan Kodos do the same salute when they're

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<v Speaker 1>on The Simpsons. But the Alien boss is played by

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<v Speaker 1>Bunny Breckenridge, and here you he's wearing a medieval times

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<v Speaker 1>tunic with a like a sigil of an ax on it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we see the underlings Arrow Syntana and they're

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<v Speaker 1>wearing their satin tunics and they have this bizarre conversation

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<v Speaker 1>where they're talking about what plans they are going to

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<v Speaker 1>enact on Earth. Breckenridge says, oh, what plan will you

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<v Speaker 1>follow now? And Arrow says, well, you know, we tried

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<v Speaker 1>to contact Earth leaders, but they reject our existence. You

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<v Speaker 1>just can't talk to these Earth humans. Their soul is

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<v Speaker 1>too controlled, that's what he says. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>that means. But here they say it's time to go

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<v Speaker 1>with Plan nine. So what's Plan nine going to be?

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<v Speaker 1>He says, oh, yes, Plan nine deals with the resurrection

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<v Speaker 1>of the dead. Long distance electrodes shot into the pinnial

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<v Speaker 1>and pituitary glands of recent dead. Okay, I guess that

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<v Speaker 1>would explain the zombies we've seen. But what what we're

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<v Speaker 1>Plans one through eight? I was thinking about this, so

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<v Speaker 1>I guess Plan one was evidently just buzz major cities

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<v Speaker 1>with UFOs and just kind of like freak people out

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. And I'm guessing that plans too. Through

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<v Speaker 1>eight we're just kind of the stock plots of any

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<v Speaker 1>other nineteen fifties film, you know. So it's like Plan

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<v Speaker 1>two's giant animals attack, Plan three animals attack, Yeah, giants, scorpions,

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<v Speaker 1>probably throw some robots and monsters in there. Maybe they

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<v Speaker 1>get up to something like superviruses and space religion eventually,

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<v Speaker 1>but by the time you get to Plan nine, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the resurrection of the Dead. Well, it's it's a great plan,

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<v Speaker 1>and Dudley man Love really sells it. He's like, we

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<v Speaker 1>have risen too so far, we shall be just as

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<v Speaker 1>successful on more. I do actually buy into Plan nine

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<v Speaker 1>a bit when this scene in Others where they discussed

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<v Speaker 1>that the aliens are discussing it because it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like they won't see this coming. This is going to

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<v Speaker 1>freak them out, like there's a there's a sense of

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<v Speaker 1>psychological warfare to it that sounds sensible, like if if

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<v Speaker 1>aliens had the ability to do this and they wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to mess with us, Yeah, make make our dead come

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<v Speaker 1>back to life. Now, maybe resurrect more than three of them.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, I don't know. They had to scale

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<v Speaker 1>up from somewhere right. Well, So they explained that the

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<v Speaker 1>purpose of Plan nine is to make the humans acknowledge

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<v Speaker 1>their existence. They say, like, they won't accept that we exist. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they just shoot at us when we come

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<v Speaker 1>down there, and then they believe that we're not real.

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<v Speaker 1>So we have to make them accept our existence by

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<v Speaker 1>raising the dead. I don't know why that would be

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<v Speaker 1>more effective than the flying saucers. Yeah, I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>an answer to that, but I like, I like, if

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<v Speaker 1>I lean into it and I think about it, I

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<v Speaker 1>can think of it as kind of a psychological attack

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<v Speaker 1>as a way of of causing um panic among the humans,

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<v Speaker 1>like more panic than just the UFOs. The UFOs are

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<v Speaker 1>up there, but the dead are down here. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>great scene Aero Syntanna like walk out of the room

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<v Speaker 1>that they leave Breckinridge behind and uh arrows says, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an interesting thing the earth people who can think

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<v Speaker 1>are so frightened by those who cannot. The dead. Yes, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>they go back to Earth. We get another porch dialogue

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<v Speaker 1>scene between Paula and Jeff. You know, they're he's leaving.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the scene with the whole like the saucers

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<v Speaker 1>are up there and the cemeteries out there, but I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be locked up in there and um oh man. This

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<v Speaker 1>is also the scene where they have the pillow conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, when you're gone, I need your pillow here

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<v Speaker 1>because I can touch your pillow and and he he

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<v Speaker 1>seems kind of weirded out by it, you know. He

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<v Speaker 1>he leaves being like, well, I love you, darling, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're off your rocker. And then he gets back in

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<v Speaker 1>the airplane and leaves. It's awesome. Uh so what we

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<v Speaker 1>get a bunch of other shenanigans with Jeff on the

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<v Speaker 1>plane and the co pilot and the stewardess talking about

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<v Speaker 1>going to Albuquerque and trying to party there. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even will skip over all that. So we get belle

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<v Speaker 1>Lego see in some actual shots where it's really him,

1:16:30.320 --> 1:16:33.200
<v Speaker 1>but then other shots where it's the body double showing

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<v Speaker 1>back up and essentially like creeping into the Trent house. Oh.

1:16:39.240 --> 1:16:42.080
<v Speaker 1>I love this scene because he's creeping around and then

1:16:42.120 --> 1:16:44.519
<v Speaker 1>he's like coming up to the door and sort of

1:16:44.760 --> 1:16:47.360
<v Speaker 1>jiggling it a little bit. But no, no, no, he

1:16:47.479 --> 1:16:51.160
<v Speaker 1>rings the doorbell and then he comes inside like he's

1:16:51.520 --> 1:16:53.960
<v Speaker 1>just not cut out for this, uh, this breaking and

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<v Speaker 1>entering thing. Yeah, So Paul is in bed and then

1:16:57.439 --> 1:17:01.480
<v Speaker 1>the old man walks into her bed room. She screams,

1:17:01.680 --> 1:17:03.840
<v Speaker 1>and then she just runs past him out the door.

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<v Speaker 1>He's very slow moving. Uh it makes me think of

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<v Speaker 1>Night of the Living Dead. Actually, you know, like are

1:17:10.120 --> 1:17:13.760
<v Speaker 1>these creatures slow moving? Oh? Yeah, they're dead. They're all

1:17:13.840 --> 1:17:16.559
<v Speaker 1>missed up. I think that applies to Bella in this.

1:17:16.680 --> 1:17:18.559
<v Speaker 1>And so she just runs past him and then runs

1:17:18.560 --> 1:17:21.360
<v Speaker 1>out into the cemetery. We get a great shot of

1:17:21.400 --> 1:17:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Tour Johnson rising from the grave and it does look

1:17:26.040 --> 1:17:29.200
<v Speaker 1>pretty creepy. I remember seeing this as a kid and

1:17:29.240 --> 1:17:32.599
<v Speaker 1>finding it pretty creepy, pretty disturbing, because yeah, we've got

1:17:32.600 --> 1:17:36.400
<v Speaker 1>the blaring horn music tour is just touring it up

1:17:36.760 --> 1:17:39.600
<v Speaker 1>to eleven here. It looks really good. We get a

1:17:39.640 --> 1:17:42.800
<v Speaker 1>bunch of chasing around in the cemetery. The zombies are

1:17:42.880 --> 1:17:46.960
<v Speaker 1>chasing Paula, cutting randomly back and forth between nighttime and daytime.

1:17:47.040 --> 1:17:49.880
<v Speaker 1>And then eventually a random cowboy hat man in a

1:17:50.240 --> 1:17:53.639
<v Speaker 1>in a convertible rescues Paula. She like faints by the road.

1:17:54.040 --> 1:17:55.720
<v Speaker 1>He picks her up, puts her in the car, and

1:17:55.800 --> 1:17:58.280
<v Speaker 1>drives away. For some reason, he knows who she is.

1:17:58.320 --> 1:18:01.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't think we've ever met this character, but for oh,

1:18:01.240 --> 1:18:04.040
<v Speaker 1>but next we get a scene where okay, so Aero Santana,

1:18:04.120 --> 1:18:08.320
<v Speaker 1>the aliens now they're landing in the cemetery and they're

1:18:08.320 --> 1:18:11.240
<v Speaker 1>gonna check out their monsters because they're gonna take them

1:18:11.280 --> 1:18:13.760
<v Speaker 1>up to show Breckon Ridge up in the mother ship.

1:18:14.320 --> 1:18:17.040
<v Speaker 1>And there's a great scene where like toward Johnson and

1:18:17.120 --> 1:18:19.439
<v Speaker 1>Vampire are trying to kill them, Like they walk in

1:18:19.520 --> 1:18:22.360
<v Speaker 1>the door and they're like reaching for them, and and

1:18:22.479 --> 1:18:24.599
<v Speaker 1>Arrows has to be like turn off the electrodes quickly.

1:18:24.640 --> 1:18:27.280
<v Speaker 1>They can't tell us from anyone else. And this is

1:18:27.280 --> 1:18:30.000
<v Speaker 1>not the only time they lose control of the zombies.

1:18:30.000 --> 1:18:34.720
<v Speaker 1>The zombies are frequently just attacking the aliens themselves. Yeah,

1:18:34.840 --> 1:18:37.519
<v Speaker 1>this and you know this scene, I feel like man

1:18:37.640 --> 1:18:41.120
<v Speaker 1>Love is able to really sell the threat, Like I

1:18:41.240 --> 1:18:43.479
<v Speaker 1>buy into the fact that he's panicking, like he's he's

1:18:43.520 --> 1:18:46.960
<v Speaker 1>losing it. He's a he's at crashing Hindenburgh level when

1:18:47.000 --> 1:18:49.920
<v Speaker 1>it comes to his fear over the big one, the

1:18:50.000 --> 1:18:53.639
<v Speaker 1>giant toward Johnson, Uh, coming after his throat, and then

1:18:53.680 --> 1:18:55.479
<v Speaker 1>afterwards he's he's still had a breath and he's like

1:18:55.520 --> 1:18:59.960
<v Speaker 1>that that was too close. Yes. Uh. And then there's

1:19:00.040 --> 1:19:02.240
<v Speaker 1>also a scene in here where the cops are bumbling

1:19:02.240 --> 1:19:04.679
<v Speaker 1>around in the graveyard. This is the one we mentioned

1:19:04.680 --> 1:19:07.759
<v Speaker 1>earlier where they spend a long time talking about whether

1:19:07.800 --> 1:19:11.400
<v Speaker 1>they can climb down into an open grave or not. Uh.

1:19:11.400 --> 1:19:13.519
<v Speaker 1>And eventually one of them does get in there. I

1:19:13.560 --> 1:19:17.040
<v Speaker 1>think it's Paul Marco and he goes it's Inspector Clay's grave,

1:19:17.280 --> 1:19:21.559
<v Speaker 1>but he ain't in it. Uh. There's a oh. So

1:19:22.000 --> 1:19:24.880
<v Speaker 1>we go to a totally different scene when in Washington,

1:19:24.960 --> 1:19:27.439
<v Speaker 1>d C. Where it's time for more big army brass

1:19:27.720 --> 1:19:32.840
<v Speaker 1>and this scene was also dumbfounding. So there's like a

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<v Speaker 1>big commander and he gets Colonel Edwards, the guy who

1:19:35.560 --> 1:19:37.920
<v Speaker 1>we met earlier in there and he's like, oh, you know,

1:19:38.000 --> 1:19:39.920
<v Speaker 1>so you've been in charge of fighting off all these

1:19:39.960 --> 1:19:43.360
<v Speaker 1>flying saucer attacks, but do you really believe there are

1:19:43.360 --> 1:19:47.400
<v Speaker 1>such things as flying saucers? And Colonel Edwards says, yes,

1:19:47.479 --> 1:19:50.320
<v Speaker 1>I do, And then the boss is like, you can't

1:19:50.360 --> 1:19:52.600
<v Speaker 1>say you believe in them. You'll be court martialed for

1:19:52.640 --> 1:19:56.080
<v Speaker 1>believing in flying saucers. And then Colonel Edwards does some

1:19:56.240 --> 1:20:00.200
<v Speaker 1>real like logic twisting on him. He's like, how could

1:20:00.200 --> 1:20:03.439
<v Speaker 1>I defend the Earth against flying saucers if I didn't

1:20:03.479 --> 1:20:06.680
<v Speaker 1>believe in what I saw and shot at. It's like,

1:20:06.920 --> 1:20:09.760
<v Speaker 1>Mike drop, you can't. You can't beat that. It's the

1:20:09.760 --> 1:20:12.840
<v Speaker 1>patriotism shining through, but I don't even understand. So his

1:20:12.960 --> 1:20:14.880
<v Speaker 1>boss was trying to get him to say, well, you

1:20:14.920 --> 1:20:17.280
<v Speaker 1>have to fight off the flying saucers, but you also

1:20:17.360 --> 1:20:20.599
<v Speaker 1>can't tell me you believe in them. Anyway, This scene

1:20:21.240 --> 1:20:25.240
<v Speaker 1>leads into a long aeros monologue where they're like, hey,

1:20:25.280 --> 1:20:28.120
<v Speaker 1>we have a language computer that allows us to decode

1:20:28.160 --> 1:20:31.519
<v Speaker 1>messages from the aliens, and so let's listen to Arrows

1:20:31.600 --> 1:20:34.679
<v Speaker 1>talk for ten minutes. Uh So it's a very He's

1:20:34.720 --> 1:20:38.160
<v Speaker 1>giving this whole conversation monologue about how do you still

1:20:38.320 --> 1:20:41.960
<v Speaker 1>believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you

1:20:42.000 --> 1:20:45.960
<v Speaker 1>were the only inhabited planet. You are stupid. Yeah, it's

1:20:46.080 --> 1:20:49.320
<v Speaker 1>very smug, and it's all about just dissing on humanity.

1:20:49.640 --> 1:20:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Uh something he does quite a bit. First of all,

1:20:51.840 --> 1:20:55.439
<v Speaker 1>you're the worst. Secondly, you're the worst, and and then

1:20:55.479 --> 1:20:58.639
<v Speaker 1>the third important fact here is you're on the verge

1:20:58.680 --> 1:21:03.639
<v Speaker 1>of just destroying being tire universe. So late fifties Earth

1:21:04.320 --> 1:21:09.240
<v Speaker 1>technology is on the verge of of creating a catastrophe

1:21:09.439 --> 1:21:13.960
<v Speaker 1>that will destroy the known universe. And you might think, well,

1:21:14.000 --> 1:21:16.519
<v Speaker 1>they're not going to explain this, right they have, Well,

1:21:16.640 --> 1:21:21.040
<v Speaker 1>but they will. They will explain it, and it is dumbfounding. Yeah. Yeah,

1:21:21.080 --> 1:21:23.360
<v Speaker 1>we get some technical details on this, but he's like,

1:21:23.400 --> 1:21:27.280
<v Speaker 1>you're about to do it. Your juvenile, stupid minds are

1:21:27.320 --> 1:21:30.519
<v Speaker 1>are creating too many explosives and you're going to blow

1:21:30.600 --> 1:21:35.240
<v Speaker 1>up the universe. Uh and uh oh. And then later, um,

1:21:35.840 --> 1:21:37.599
<v Speaker 1>let's see we get a we get a big army

1:21:37.640 --> 1:21:40.960
<v Speaker 1>brass scene where it's Colonel Edwards and his boss again,

1:21:41.000 --> 1:21:43.920
<v Speaker 1>and Colonel Edwards is like, oh, his I think his

1:21:44.000 --> 1:21:47.519
<v Speaker 1>boss says to them these flying saucers they're attacking the Earth,

1:21:47.560 --> 1:21:50.439
<v Speaker 1>and Colonel Edwards says yes, and then he says, you

1:21:50.479 --> 1:21:55.679
<v Speaker 1>think they mean business? So uh, so he sends Colonel

1:21:55.800 --> 1:21:59.400
<v Speaker 1>Edwards to Los Angeles to the cemetery to investigate the

1:21:59.479 --> 1:22:02.360
<v Speaker 1>zombies and the saucer attacks there, and then we get

1:22:02.400 --> 1:22:06.599
<v Speaker 1>the scene where where Breckinridge choose out Arrows and they

1:22:06.600 --> 1:22:09.920
<v Speaker 1>do the demonstration of Tour Johnson where he is like

1:22:10.000 --> 1:22:14.960
<v Speaker 1>choking Arrows again. They're constantly losing control of him, um

1:22:15.520 --> 1:22:18.960
<v Speaker 1>and uh, and this demonstration scene is a lot of fun. Yeah.

1:22:19.000 --> 1:22:21.360
<v Speaker 1>He also gets some of his ships taken away, right, uh,

1:22:22.400 --> 1:22:25.120
<v Speaker 1>like you don't need all all three UFOs now you're

1:22:25.120 --> 1:22:28.080
<v Speaker 1>down to one. Yeah. Yeah. Arrows gets chewed out big time,

1:22:28.160 --> 1:22:31.880
<v Speaker 1>like it's a real dressing down by his boss. Um,

1:22:31.920 --> 1:22:34.080
<v Speaker 1>but he is impressed by Tour when he sees him.

1:22:34.120 --> 1:22:36.559
<v Speaker 1>He goes, yes, he's a fine specimen. Are they all

1:22:36.680 --> 1:22:41.839
<v Speaker 1>this powerful on planet Earth? He literally says, well, actually

1:22:42.040 --> 1:22:44.200
<v Speaker 1>the other two are a woman and an old man.

1:22:44.800 --> 1:22:48.599
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, okay, all right, but they're like, oh,

1:22:48.640 --> 1:22:50.280
<v Speaker 1>I know a good idea with the old man, so

1:22:50.479 --> 1:22:53.000
<v Speaker 1>he has the The boss has the idea, what if

1:22:53.040 --> 1:22:56.719
<v Speaker 1>you take Bella Legosi and you make him He literally

1:22:56.760 --> 1:22:59.120
<v Speaker 1>explains that they should do all this, you should make

1:22:59.200 --> 1:23:03.439
<v Speaker 1>him walk into somebody's house. And then instantly decompose in

1:23:03.520 --> 1:23:06.839
<v Speaker 1>front of them and that will convince them that aliens exist.

1:23:07.280 --> 1:23:19.360
<v Speaker 1>That'll do it. Yes, that has to work. Uh. So

1:23:19.479 --> 1:23:21.720
<v Speaker 1>here we get the big army brass shows up at

1:23:21.760 --> 1:23:24.040
<v Speaker 1>the Trent's house. So it's another porch scene. They're hanging

1:23:24.080 --> 1:23:27.160
<v Speaker 1>out in the wicker furniture and Colonel Edwards walks in

1:23:27.240 --> 1:23:30.920
<v Speaker 1>and it's like, uh, hello, how are you doing? And uh,

1:23:31.160 --> 1:23:33.720
<v Speaker 1>Bella Legosie walks up on them while they're on the

1:23:33.760 --> 1:23:36.560
<v Speaker 1>porch and they shoot at him to no avail. But

1:23:36.600 --> 1:23:40.880
<v Speaker 1>then suddenly a ray is emitted from the spaceship at

1:23:41.040 --> 1:23:44.639
<v Speaker 1>Bella lagos See and he just instantly turns into a skeleton.

1:23:44.720 --> 1:23:47.320
<v Speaker 1>So turbo rot. Yeah, and it's one of those great

1:23:47.360 --> 1:23:50.679
<v Speaker 1>scenes where he just turns into a like a high

1:23:50.680 --> 1:23:55.160
<v Speaker 1>school science classroom skeleton. Yeah, it's it's beautiful and in

1:23:55.200 --> 1:23:57.800
<v Speaker 1>a way, Plan nine kind of works because that makes

1:23:57.840 --> 1:24:00.439
<v Speaker 1>everybody be like, wow, I guess we better go and investigate.

1:24:00.600 --> 1:24:04.360
<v Speaker 1>I assume everybody else at this meeting already did believe

1:24:04.360 --> 1:24:07.200
<v Speaker 1>in aliens. Maybe not the police lieutenant, but Edwards did

1:24:07.240 --> 1:24:09.840
<v Speaker 1>and Jeff Trent did. Yeah, and now they really I

1:24:09.840 --> 1:24:11.760
<v Speaker 1>mean it kind of backfires on him because they're like, well,

1:24:11.760 --> 1:24:13.639
<v Speaker 1>I guess we gotta do something about this. Now, let's

1:24:13.640 --> 1:24:17.080
<v Speaker 1>go arrest those aliens. Yeah, the police lieutenants like, we

1:24:17.120 --> 1:24:21.320
<v Speaker 1>haven't seen the last of those weirdies. So um, they

1:24:21.439 --> 1:24:24.120
<v Speaker 1>wander into the graveyard to investigate. They leave Paula in

1:24:24.160 --> 1:24:29.080
<v Speaker 1>the car uh, and the aliens. Meanwhile, we see Aero

1:24:29.160 --> 1:24:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Santana talking about how their ship is about to be

1:24:31.680 --> 1:24:36.360
<v Speaker 1>discovered and they can't allow that. So, like the purpose

1:24:36.400 --> 1:24:38.479
<v Speaker 1>of creating the zombies is to get the Earth Links

1:24:38.520 --> 1:24:41.840
<v Speaker 1>to accept the existence of aliens, but they also can't

1:24:41.840 --> 1:24:45.800
<v Speaker 1>allow the humans to see them or know about them. Yeah,

1:24:46.280 --> 1:24:49.120
<v Speaker 1>So they leave Paula in the car, but then Tour

1:24:49.280 --> 1:24:53.320
<v Speaker 1>attacks the car. He knocks down paul Marco by slapping

1:24:53.360 --> 1:24:55.000
<v Speaker 1>him on the shoulders. I think this is what you

1:24:55.040 --> 1:24:58.439
<v Speaker 1>called the double chop. Uh. And then he grabs Paula

1:24:58.520 --> 1:25:00.200
<v Speaker 1>and carries her to the ship. So we do get

1:25:00.200 --> 1:25:02.639
<v Speaker 1>the classic scene that's on the poster of Tore Johnson

1:25:02.760 --> 1:25:06.080
<v Speaker 1>carrying Paula unconscious. Yeah. Like we said on the show before,

1:25:06.360 --> 1:25:08.920
<v Speaker 1>this is an iconic image of the classic monster, the

1:25:08.920 --> 1:25:12.040
<v Speaker 1>monster carrying the unconscious woman. Yeah, And of course Edward

1:25:12.120 --> 1:25:15.200
<v Speaker 1>does not shy away from creating this tableau for us.

1:25:15.439 --> 1:25:18.320
<v Speaker 1>So when Bride of the Monster on the poster, it

1:25:18.360 --> 1:25:21.280
<v Speaker 1>shows bell Lego see carrying the lady, and he does

1:25:21.320 --> 1:25:23.240
<v Speaker 1>not do that in the movie. I think Tore Johnson

1:25:23.320 --> 1:25:25.160
<v Speaker 1>does in that one as well. Well, if you need

1:25:25.200 --> 1:25:27.479
<v Speaker 1>somebody to carry another body around, I mean towards your

1:25:27.479 --> 1:25:29.920
<v Speaker 1>man like, that's what he's been doing. That's that he

1:25:29.960 --> 1:25:34.240
<v Speaker 1>has a career based on carrying very large humans around

1:25:34.320 --> 1:25:37.000
<v Speaker 1>and uh and uh, and and also being carried himself

1:25:37.000 --> 1:25:38.680
<v Speaker 1>to a certain extent. So he can probably help you

1:25:38.720 --> 1:25:42.439
<v Speaker 1>out if you did need a scene where somebody's carrying

1:25:42.439 --> 1:25:46.960
<v Speaker 1>an unconscious tour around. So three lugs go into the spaceship.

1:25:47.320 --> 1:25:49.360
<v Speaker 1>You got, you got Jeff Trent, You've got the police

1:25:49.360 --> 1:25:52.960
<v Speaker 1>inspector or, the police lieutenant and Colonel Edwards, and they

1:25:52.960 --> 1:25:55.519
<v Speaker 1>all have revolvers and they go into the spaceship and

1:25:55.560 --> 1:25:58.639
<v Speaker 1>point them at the aliens um. And then we get

1:25:58.680 --> 1:26:03.719
<v Speaker 1>some villain monologue where Arrows he winds a lot about

1:26:03.840 --> 1:26:09.040
<v Speaker 1>how human governments refused to accept their existence um, and

1:26:09.120 --> 1:26:12.360
<v Speaker 1>he says uh, and it's like why And they ask, well,

1:26:12.360 --> 1:26:14.639
<v Speaker 1>why do you care so much about governments of Earth

1:26:14.720 --> 1:26:18.639
<v Speaker 1>accepting you? And he says, because of death, because all

1:26:18.720 --> 1:26:23.479
<v Speaker 1>you of Earth are idiots. And then he goes into this, uh,

1:26:23.520 --> 1:26:30.480
<v Speaker 1>this crazy series of monologues about how the Earthlings are

1:26:30.520 --> 1:26:34.000
<v Speaker 1>building a bigger, bigger, and bigger bombs. He says, first

1:26:34.160 --> 1:26:38.600
<v Speaker 1>was your firecracker, a harmless explosive, Then your hand grenade.

1:26:38.720 --> 1:26:41.040
<v Speaker 1>You began to kill your own people a few at

1:26:41.040 --> 1:26:45.080
<v Speaker 1>a time, Then the bomb, then a larger bomb, many

1:26:45.160 --> 1:26:48.639
<v Speaker 1>people are killed at one time. Then your scientists stumbled

1:26:48.720 --> 1:26:52.920
<v Speaker 1>upon the atom bomb, split the atom, then the hydrogen bomb,

1:26:52.960 --> 1:26:56.960
<v Speaker 1>where you actually explode the air itself. Now you can

1:26:57.080 --> 1:27:00.599
<v Speaker 1>arrange the total destruction of the entire universe served by

1:27:00.600 --> 1:27:07.040
<v Speaker 1>our son. The only explosion left is the solar night uh.

1:27:07.040 --> 1:27:10.080
<v Speaker 1>And this, he explains, is a bomb that will explode

1:27:10.160 --> 1:27:14.280
<v Speaker 1>the sunlight itself. And of course Jeff Trent likes that idea.

1:27:14.360 --> 1:27:16.200
<v Speaker 1>He's like, well, if we had that, we'd then we'd

1:27:16.200 --> 1:27:19.080
<v Speaker 1>be an even stronger nation than we are now. And

1:27:19.120 --> 1:27:21.600
<v Speaker 1>this is where Aeros responds with the most maybe the

1:27:21.640 --> 1:27:25.120
<v Speaker 1>most famous line of the movie. He says, stronger you

1:27:25.200 --> 1:27:31.679
<v Speaker 1>see you see your stupid minds, stupid, stupid, and Jeff,

1:27:31.960 --> 1:27:35.080
<v Speaker 1>as I mentioned, he gets offended when Earthlings are called stupid.

1:27:35.120 --> 1:27:37.400
<v Speaker 1>He says, that's enough out of you, and he slugs it.

1:27:40.280 --> 1:27:44.519
<v Speaker 1>It's a it's a great moment in an interplanetary um

1:27:45.240 --> 1:27:49.920
<v Speaker 1>communication here. Yuh, everyone is really terrible at it. We

1:27:50.000 --> 1:27:54.040
<v Speaker 1>get a long explanation of how the solar night bomb

1:27:54.080 --> 1:27:57.360
<v Speaker 1>works using metaphors of a can of gasoline. I'm not

1:27:57.360 --> 1:27:59.559
<v Speaker 1>going to try to reproduce all of that, but they

1:27:59.600 --> 1:28:02.719
<v Speaker 1>say it's actually that it's a bomb that will allow

1:28:02.800 --> 1:28:05.320
<v Speaker 1>you to blow up sunlight, and it will blow up

1:28:05.360 --> 1:28:07.800
<v Speaker 1>the sun and then it will blow up everything that

1:28:07.920 --> 1:28:11.479
<v Speaker 1>the sunlight has ever touched. Yeah, like you split a

1:28:11.520 --> 1:28:15.040
<v Speaker 1>photon and it's going to cause like a photon splitting

1:28:15.120 --> 1:28:18.400
<v Speaker 1>chain reaction where it's going to follow a beam of

1:28:18.520 --> 1:28:20.920
<v Speaker 1>light back to its source, which is the Sun, but

1:28:21.080 --> 1:28:25.080
<v Speaker 1>also travel out on the starlight from the Sun, and

1:28:25.120 --> 1:28:29.120
<v Speaker 1>I guess reach anywhere that the light of our sun reaches.

1:28:29.479 --> 1:28:32.599
<v Speaker 1>And I was thinking, well, okay, if this, if I

1:28:32.600 --> 1:28:34.479
<v Speaker 1>and I am being generous here, if this were going

1:28:34.520 --> 1:28:36.679
<v Speaker 1>to happen, that would still take a very long time.

1:28:37.120 --> 1:28:39.479
<v Speaker 1>Like it's not going to be an instantaneous destroy the

1:28:39.560 --> 1:28:44.840
<v Speaker 1>universe situation. Uh, people with better astrophysics knowledge, please correct me,

1:28:44.880 --> 1:28:47.880
<v Speaker 1>because I haven't researched this. But my my gut understanding

1:28:47.960 --> 1:28:50.519
<v Speaker 1>of this, I think is that that would mean the

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<v Speaker 1>it would take a long time, but it would mean

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<v Speaker 1>the eventual destruction of our entire local galaxy. But I

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<v Speaker 1>would also think that at this point, other galaxies are

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<v Speaker 1>moving away from us at such a rate that it

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<v Speaker 1>would actually never catch up to them. So I think

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<v Speaker 1>other galaxies might be Okay, Well, maybe if we're to

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<v Speaker 1>take everything that Aros says here is truth, like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>maybe other cultures have developed this technology and have used it,

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<v Speaker 1>and so you have you have whole pockets of the

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<v Speaker 1>universe that have been wiped out by it, and so

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<v Speaker 1>they just want don't want to see large chunks of

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<v Speaker 1>the universe continue to go this route. But I suspect

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<v Speaker 1>that we would actually never be able to know that

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<v Speaker 1>something like this was happening, because if the destruction is

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<v Speaker 1>traveling at the speed of light, you would have no

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<v Speaker 1>forewarning of it, right Like, you wouldn't be by the

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<v Speaker 1>time you saw it it would arrive at you. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know. They're they're very advanced, these celestials,

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<v Speaker 1>so they have they have tools. We don't have resources,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have um again, one wonders what would have

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<v Speaker 1>happened if they had a little more tact in approaching

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<v Speaker 1>this instead of just showing up, insulting us, buzzing our city.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been raising are dead? Come on, we're a sensitive people.

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<v Speaker 1>Well anyway, so they have a big fight, big fist fight,

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<v Speaker 1>uh Jeff Trand is like punching arrows, and they slam

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<v Speaker 1>and they they like they're smashing the equipment on the table.

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<v Speaker 1>The ship is on fire, and eventually the humans get

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<v Speaker 1>out of it. They're all right, and the aliens try

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<v Speaker 1>to take off in their flying saucer but it's on

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<v Speaker 1>fire and then it explodes. And I found this to

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<v Speaker 1>be kind of a like a hauntingly nice scene. I mean, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the UFOs effects in this film are what they are,

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<v Speaker 1>but the scene of the flying saucer on fire over

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<v Speaker 1>the over the Hollywood lights at night and then it explodes,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, there's something kind of poignant about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you guess how the movie ends? It's all monologue,

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<v Speaker 1>go back to Chriswell. He's gonna tie it all up

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<v Speaker 1>in a neat little bow. He's gonna make sense of

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<v Speaker 1>all this. Um So, Chriswell says, my friend, you have

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<v Speaker 1>seen this incident based on sworn testimony. Uh no, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't do the voice the whole time, he says, can

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<v Speaker 1>you prove it didn't happen. Perhaps on your way home,

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<v Speaker 1>someone will pass you in the dark and you will

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<v Speaker 1>never know it, for they will be from outer space.

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<v Speaker 1>Many scientists believe that another world is watching us at

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<v Speaker 1>this moment. We once laughed at the horseless carriage, the aeroplane,

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<v Speaker 1>the telephone, the electric light, vitamins, radio, and even television,

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<v Speaker 1>and now some of us laugh at outer space. God

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<v Speaker 1>help us in the future the end. I love it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>prove that it didn't happen. The burden of proof is

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<v Speaker 1>on you, audience. Yes, yes, disprove or except oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>There's just there's there's so much to love in this picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Like even if you took out everything we mentioned, there's

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<v Speaker 1>still like three more bad movies worth of stuff here,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, three more psychatronic films worth of of like

1:31:58.680 --> 1:32:03.120
<v Speaker 1>strange line deliver ease and weird ideas and and jarring

1:32:03.320 --> 1:32:06.559
<v Speaker 1>use of footage. It's just it's a gold mine. This

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<v Speaker 1>picture one of the best of the best of all time.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh I love Plan nine. Yeah, and it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's ridiculous. But at the same time you have these

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<v Speaker 1>scenes that these kind of like very dry looking exterior

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<v Speaker 1>shots in um in in in los in the Los

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<v Speaker 1>Angeles area, you know, tombstones and uh in in these

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<v Speaker 1>you know, these very scraggly looking plants and trees. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, there's there's there is some authenticity sprinkled in

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<v Speaker 1>there as well that kind of gives you a little

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<v Speaker 1>peek into the world out of which it emerged. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>one last question, do you think Edward when he wrote

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<v Speaker 1>this sympathized with the aeros monologue about our stupid earth minds?

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<v Speaker 1>Was he expressing his point of view or was Arrows

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be the bad guy representing an incorrect point

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<v Speaker 1>of view. I feel like he had to be sympathetic

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<v Speaker 1>to this cause, I mean, it's given so much monologue

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<v Speaker 1>time in the picture, and there's this, and then of

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<v Speaker 1>course we have the Chriswell stuff that is treating the

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<v Speaker 1>film like prophecy. So yeah, he had to be. There

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<v Speaker 1>is this kind of cautionary tale that seems to be

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<v Speaker 1>present no matter how you know, poorly it's ultimately presented,

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<v Speaker 1>or how whackadoodle the the speculative science is that's wrapped

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<v Speaker 1>up in it. Um. But yeah, and and also I

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<v Speaker 1>guess to be fair, this is also an idea that

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<v Speaker 1>we see just spread out across science fiction in general.

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<v Speaker 1>That's something maybe watching us and Something may have an

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<v Speaker 1>outsider perspective on where we are as a culture, and

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<v Speaker 1>it may realize the the the errors of our way,

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<v Speaker 1>the dangers that we're bound to encounter, and that we're

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<v Speaker 1>kind of looking to UFOs as kind of a a

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<v Speaker 1>divine entity or or or conversely an infernal entity that

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<v Speaker 1>will either help us and help us choose the right

1:33:53.880 --> 1:33:58.000
<v Speaker 1>direction or judge us for the direction we've chosen thus far. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I can get down with that. Another last

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<v Speaker 1>thing I will have to say this time is that

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<v Speaker 1>I really think you can't overstate the importance of the

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<v Speaker 1>Criswell framing in establishing the self important tone of the movie.

1:34:12.200 --> 1:34:15.040
<v Speaker 1>Uh that like that, like the movie thinks that it

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<v Speaker 1>is powerful and perhaps world changing. It's like I'm trying toine,

1:34:19.760 --> 1:34:24.960
<v Speaker 1>like imagine if um the room started and ended with

1:34:25.080 --> 1:34:29.200
<v Speaker 1>monologues about how this movie will change the world, and

1:34:29.240 --> 1:34:35.400
<v Speaker 1>the monologues are from like the Long Island Medium. Yeah, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a self importance to the picture. It feels like

1:34:38.560 --> 1:34:41.720
<v Speaker 1>it's tapping into the now that it's you know, it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is stuff that's happening, and people are talking about UFOs.

1:34:44.360 --> 1:34:46.960
<v Speaker 1>There's something going on. Um. You know, we we have

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<v Speaker 1>issues with UH, with where we are as a people.

1:34:50.240 --> 1:34:52.439
<v Speaker 1>We have concerns about the future and about the state

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<v Speaker 1>of technology, and so this this film is like, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're really tapping into all that. We have something to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Get Deadly Man Love on the phone. We're gonna cast

1:35:02.439 --> 1:35:05.519
<v Speaker 1>him in this picture. Okay, I think that's We've got

1:35:05.520 --> 1:35:09.880
<v Speaker 1>to We've got to end. Yeah, there's so much here

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<v Speaker 1>and and we'd love to hear from everyone out there.

1:35:11.720 --> 1:35:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Everyone who has loved Plan nine from Outer Space in

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<v Speaker 1>the past, and perhaps you haven't seen it before, like

1:35:18.400 --> 1:35:21.000
<v Speaker 1>now is the time, and maybe you're inspired by our

1:35:21.000 --> 1:35:23.000
<v Speaker 1>thoughts here. We would love to hear your thoughts on

1:35:23.000 --> 1:35:27.120
<v Speaker 1>it as well. Perhaps there's some particular UH moment or

1:35:27.240 --> 1:35:30.360
<v Speaker 1>line in the picture that really UH is close to

1:35:30.400 --> 1:35:33.240
<v Speaker 1>your heart that we didn't mention right in. We'd love

1:35:33.280 --> 1:35:35.680
<v Speaker 1>to hear from you, and we'll discuss this UH in

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<v Speaker 1>a future episode of Listener Mail. Oh and I should

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<v Speaker 1>point out when it comes to where to find Plan

1:35:41.240 --> 1:35:42.920
<v Speaker 1>nine from outer space. Luckily, you can find it a

1:35:42.920 --> 1:35:46.639
<v Speaker 1>lot of places these days, the various DVD and perhaps

1:35:46.680 --> 1:35:49.800
<v Speaker 1>even Blu ray releases that are available. I know that

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<v Speaker 1>there was a recent colorization of the picture, but I

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<v Speaker 1>rewatched it in black and white. I feel like it

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be in black and white. But but hey,

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<v Speaker 1>if if colorization is what gets you there, then fair enough,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and do it. Now. I'm a purist about this.

1:36:04.200 --> 1:36:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Don't meddle with Plan nine. Yeah, I mean there's something

1:36:09.080 --> 1:36:12.040
<v Speaker 1>about those gothic of scenes in the cemetery, right, I

1:36:12.040 --> 1:36:14.320
<v Speaker 1>mean those those have to be in in black and white.

1:36:14.360 --> 1:36:17.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean I assume Vampira and Tour we're in black

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<v Speaker 1>and white in real life. I can't imagine them as

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<v Speaker 1>flesh and blood color uh entities. It's certainly not in

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<v Speaker 1>this picture, alright. As always, you can check out other

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