WEBVTT - #233: Orange Is the New Brown 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.800 Episode to thirty three. It's the podcast. Hold on, hold on, 0:00:03.800 --> 0:00:06.560 I don't hear any music. You're you're not gonna hear music. 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:10.559 I'm not gonna heat the stages, the bumpers, nothing. Uh no, Brodie, 0:00:10.560 --> 0:00:13.920 We're starting from scratch here. Uh. You see, I got 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:19.159 a brand that I got some brand new equipment and um, 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:23.040 for some reason, yes, something's very wrong. The fact of 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:26.680 the matter is, UM, we have no startup start up 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:29.600 this week, so we're gonna have to do without you. 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:33.400 You can't. You can't insert it afterwards. It's too late 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:35.199 for that because we already said we don't have it. 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:37.520 You told me, you told me that you were getting 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:43.720 the newest, upgraded, three point seven trillion dollar equipment to 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:46.080 improve on the old equipment. But this is true, and 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.920 by the way, we sound better than ever. Now here's 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:51.000 the thing I want. I want the slicest to know 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:55.600 there's no longer an echo, which means all these episodes 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:59.720 you blamed me. It was your two D forty eight 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:02.840 million dollar system, No, that was causing the echo. And 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:04.760 I also want to let the slices no, let's let's 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:08.760 pull the curtain back. It is now two pm on Thursday, 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:11.800 East Coast time. We sat down to record around one 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:15.400 oh eight. Why is it taking so long fifty two minutes? 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:18.760 Because Scary couldn't figure out how to get my voice 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:22.440 on the record track with this new fancy equipment. I 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:24.560 may that's why you have no song right now. Let 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:26.880 let's let me just put this into perspective. I don't 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:31.759 want to do I don't want to particulars. I don't 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:33.120 want to go in to the particulars. But let's just 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:37.199 say say I funked up this. Listen to me. Listen 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:41.080 to me, and the echo on number the version number 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:43.960 one of this piece of equipment. UM, it had different 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:47.520 impedance and loudness levels. This is version two of that 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:51.600 same equipment. So so we should be getting less interference, less, 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:54.920 echo less whatever, and and we must we sound better, 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:59.160 we sound better processed. So so we've upgraded in the audience. 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:01.600 Now the only problem. Let's check the sound. Let's check 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:03.240 the sound. I would like you to say something that 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:07.200 will sound really good on your new one point five 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:10.320 billion dollar system. I would like you to say it 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:13.480 wasn't David Brodie's fault that there was an echo point 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:17.120 your headphones the whole time nothing's changed on my end. 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:20.919 But there's no echo, no delay. Everything's great for your fault. 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:25.040 But here's there. But here's the rub if I may 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:28.240 I get a rub um. I've been trying to I've 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:30.320 been trying to funk around with this new equipment for 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:33.080 the past three days and I can't and you funked 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:35.040 it up, is what you know. I can't figure out 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:38.280 how to get our sounds and our all of our 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.320 imaging and the products. And what about what about the 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:44.160 clips I told you to load for this everything? I 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:46.280 can't slices, need to get the clips, you know. But 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.240 here's here's the problem. Okay, if I'm being completely honest, 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:53.399 Oh my god, Okay, it's a struggle because the interface 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:56.440 the two is not talking to my computer because I 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:59.720 egg on your interface dragged and drop. I dragged and 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:04.160 I rop each audio file into the computer, which then 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:07.200 goes from the computer to the piece of equipment sitting 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:09.480 in front of me. Drag and dropped the ball. Here, 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:11.760 that's what you did for some reason. And why is 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.239 it all? Why is the onus on me? Because it's 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:17.040 not my it's not my one point nine billion dollar system. 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:20.160 Okay that you upgraded and now you doesn't work. If 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:24.440 we didn't have my one point zilli zillion dollar system, okay, 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:26.680 we wouldn't have a podcast for the last two and 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:30.040 a half years. Because I had the I had the 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:33.080 idea to go into my own pocket and get a 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:35.360 budget to spend on my own money out of my 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:38.400 own piggy bank. With no equipment, I managed to do 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:41.400 the Walkers and Talkers podcast with Jamie because she's the 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:43.960 one with the equipment. No, she's not, just as an iPad. 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:47.840 She recorded herself. I recorded myself and I put the 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:49.400 tracks together. I'm just gonna say this, all right, and 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:51.160 then we're gonna move on and we're gonna have We're 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:54.120 gonna have ourselves a fucking podcast. Alright, Alright, we're gonna 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:57.800 move on for this week. We're not gonna hear any sounders, 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:00.880 no clips. No, we'll be right back. You know, we 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:04.680 can have we have talkbacks. I can do those sound talkbacks. 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:08.000 We got those. But we don't have we don't have like, uh, 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:10.720 you know, the little things that take us to commercials. 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:16.320 Have I have a funny audio cost thing for you, Sam, Yeah, 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:20.400 go ahead, bump bump bump, bump, bum bum bum bump, 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:22.400 scamb all right, there you go. What do you want 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:25.480 to talk about? Uh, speaking of clips, you don't have, 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:27.440 not that I had when this time, but she's always 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:30.839 a member of our clip family. I had octane radio 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.480 on in the car. I was driving my oldest daughter 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:37.680 to the train station to work, and she says, who 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:40.760 is this awful DJ? Please turn her off? And I said, 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:44.080 that's Katie Babs. Was it Katie Babs? So I'd have 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.200 to say a word. My daughter heard her, and he's like, 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:47.920 this is why I hate. I hate people to put 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:50.600 on fake radio voices. And so I was like, yeah, 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:53.520 that's her. You nailed it. So I'd have to say 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:55.279 a word to her. She heard it, it was like 0:04:55.680 --> 0:05:02.600 it's terrible. Well anyway, so okay, kat Kitty, Hey, Uh, 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:05.600 you know, I wanted to get a producer Sam on 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:09.200 the phone because she wanted to talk about does your 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:12.520 equipment allowed for that? It does? Guess what? Bluetooth? It 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:16.599 interfaces with Bluetooth really nice, but it doesn't play clips 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:19.720 and it will it will it will? I have to 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:21.760 all right, and we're gonna get Sam on to talk 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:23.640 about the thing we teased. And then she talked about 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:27.760 by the wayst doors have been blown up open on it. 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:31.279 You did we talk about this? Did I mention his name? Said? 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:35.320 You said, someone you know is someone's significant other is 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:37.880 advertising on bumble for their services. You wouldn't tell me 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:42.039 what turns out it is producer Sam and William. And 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:44.200 I was tiptoeing around it because I didn't know if 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:47.560 he was going behind her back, putting advertising his business 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:51.120 on a day behind her back. Unless they're on their honeymoon, 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:53.520 if you know what I'm saying, Hio, Hio, they're going, 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:55.960 they're getting married, they're still in love. They don't they 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:58.440 don't have secrets at this point in their relationship. Well, 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:00.440 you know, just to to back up the story and 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:02.640 back up the truck a little bit, back up we 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:08.960 Sam and William. Okay, there there they are pictured on 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:13.960 bumble Biz together and he as he's advertising, you know, website, 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:16.839 build my website or maybe you want to be worked 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:19.000 out by me. He's got a physical therapy, He's got 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:21.480 all kinds of stuff tricks, you know, because Sam's in 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:24.200 the picture. Sam isn't one of the pictures, and so 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:28.120 he's being completely honest and out there about the fact that, hey, 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:31.479 here I am on Bumble biz Bumble Bumble Biz is 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:34.160 the business side of Bumble. It's a specific wing. But 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:35.800 my argument, wa wait wait wait wait wait, let me 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:38.719 see if I got this straight, Bumble Biz is the 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:41.960 biz side of Bumble. It's the business side of humble. Right. 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.360 But but here's we're going to fig that one out. 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:49.159 But my argument the entire time was shouldn't since bumble 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.559 is so branded as a dating and hook up site, 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:55.279 it's bumble Biz is the business section of Bumble the 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:58.560 best place to advertise where you just want a platonic business. 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.640 Asking me if if bumble buy the business side of Bumble, 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:05.240 is the best place to advertise your business. Is that 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:09.440 what you're saying? It's the best, It's the best, the 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:12.040 best to bumble the business bum Bumble business the best 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:14.640 place to promote your business. Whatever your business is, whether 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:18.280 it's beach ball business or or bounce house businesses, Bumble 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:21.840 business the best place for your business. Right. Well, boy, 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:28.120 So what I wanted to do is I wanted I 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:32.080 wanted to call Sam because I am skeptical. First I 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.240 was skeptical if she even knew about it. The answer is, 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:38.720 first I was afraid, Then I was petrified so. So. 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:41.560 The truth is, if we may get this out here, 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:44.800 I had nothing to be worried or concerned about. That's 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.520 never I was mentioning. I wasn't mentioning names at first 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.520 because I'm like, what if she finds out you know 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:52.920 that he's so. The truth is she knows, they know what. 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:55.360 They're in it together. But I feel like we should 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.800 both listen to their take on it on their podcast, 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:02.960 The Bam Bam Bam Wedding Pope Damn Bamna. Oh by 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:05.440 the way, uh it's the bad podcast, which you can 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:08.320 find on bumble biz The band podcast, the best place 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:12.080 to advertise the band podcast on bumble biz, the business 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.119 side of bumble See how clean this is gonna sound? 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:16.280 This is gonna sound so cleansy. I feel like we're 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:19.800 derailing the podcast we just started. I love Sam. Should 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:21.480 we saved this for the middle. We're gonna go right 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:23.200 to the beginning. Did you tell her you calling her 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:25.280 in the afternoon? I told her I was it's morning 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:28.240 show naptime. No, it's not. It used to be. It 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.920 not for me anymore. I just sleep right now. Okay, 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:32.600 Well hear how by the way, you hear how clean 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:35.079 that sound? Crystal clear of a person not answering the phone. 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:41.440 Slices today, slices. Would you would you want to hear 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:44.800 a podcast where the the person not answering the phone 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:48.520 didn't sound perfectly clear? That sound like ass right there? Though? 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:52.200 Well that wash whoa whoa whoa? Um doesn't an ass? 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:58.040 Sound like I'm texting her Brooklyn boys calling? Are you 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:01.000 calling her from the few a seventy seven phone? I'm yeah, 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:03.680 uh no, I'm calling her from my personal number. Maybe 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:05.760 that's why she speaknoring it? Because should we get out 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:08.559 your personal numbers? Let's not do that. I'll tell you 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.760 what if you have information on how to improve scary 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:12.680 systems in your load audio, if you want to call 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:19.640 him at two oh one, all right please, let's okay, 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:21.920 let's not go there, alright, alright, anyway, alright, So maybe 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:23.560 your phone number has been given out on the radio, 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:28.360 though that was years ago. So, um, I got plenty 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:31.280 of stuff. I want to can I can? I uh, 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:32.760 let's go. I want to play a little g I 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:35.040 want to play some geography. Scared you know I live 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:38.680 in New Jersey, I do? Everybody knows that? And Staten 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:41.319 Island is a is a two bridges. You have a 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:44.520 choice of two bridges, two different bridges, same price to 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:47.800 get to Staten Island roughly, Uh, would you say twelve 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:51.080 dollars thirteen dollars to take bridge? Yeah, something like that. 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.240 I don't remember. I have used a lot on a discount. 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:57.199 Let's just say twelve dollars okay, okay? And uh. Figuring 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:59.880 the gas to get to any point Staten Island us 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:04.040 A for me would probably be two round trip, three 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:06.600 to four gallons, let's say three to be safe, three 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:09.000 gallons of guess right now is said about ten dollars 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:12.000 and fifty cents. So now twelve dollars for tolls ten 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:14.560 dollars and fifty cents is twenty two dollars and fifty cents. 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:18.360 You got me. I am currently now that I've established 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:22.720 that I've I'm currently selling a couple of Halloween costumes 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:29.880 on Facebook through the old Facebook uh marketplace or my 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:33.120 town page. That's it, my town page. And this guy 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:35.480 hits me up and he says, hey, I'm very interested 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:40.480 in that, um that costume you're selling for I said, great, 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:43.880 He said, when can we arrange a pickup? I said, 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:47.120 I'm home all the time. I have free time. Tell 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:51.280 me what day? He's like, how about Thursday? Can you 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:55.400 drop it? Drop it? Drop it like it's hot? Can 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:59.840 you drop it in Staten Island or Manhattan? Okay? Men? 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:04.360 Hat cost me mademos round trip? How does this save 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:07.200 you anymore? How does this make you maximum profit? So 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:10.360 I said, So I said to him, I says, uh, 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:13.640 why would I spend twenty two dollars to deliver a 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:17.920 twenty five dollar Halloween costume that you want? Making a 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:21.240 three dollar I get three dollars for it? He said, 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:22.640 So I thought, maybe you know you could do the 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:27.040 right thing, be nice about it. What what the fuck? 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:30.080 So he says, well, so they says, well, if I 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:32.520 come to pick it up, I gotta spend twenty two dollars. 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:35.240 Get your mic. You're making my equipment sound bad. I'm 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:38.079 not screaming into the mic. That's your equipment. So he 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:39.480 I saw. I said, why don't you come? You know? 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:41.959 He says to me, Well, then I would be spending 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:48.480 dollars on top of the to come. Well, so I 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:50.720 should be out the money. So I said, you know 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:52.440 what you want to pay for shipping, I'll ship it. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:55.319 Otherwise you're out of luck. Buy a costume in Staten Island. 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:57.240 This is why you shouldn't live on an island. People. 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:59.800 If it cost you fifteen bucks to get off of it, 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.760 you really you limited what you can buy on on 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:06.079 on on pickup sites like you can go pick up. 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:08.640 Imagine that, he asked me with a straight face. I'm 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:14.120 assuming do I want to spend twenty dollars to sell 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:20.319 him Halloween costs? That's some balls. Thank you so well, fred, Fred, 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:25.160 I'm not coming Fred Okay. Uh. The Brooklyn Boys podcast 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:30.839 We're Brody and Scary. Wow, that sounded professional like that. Yeah, 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:33.000 I felt like I was in control of when we 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:36.120 went to the commercial once again, we are we're going 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:41.360 sans the sounds sounds today. Speaking of going to commercial, 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:45.280 I would never disparage a sponsor ever. Love the sponsors, 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:48.360 the advertisers that run adds on our show. But I 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:50.480 will tell you on our slices you will back me up. 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:54.480 I'm sure you will agree. The podcasts that are put 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:59.400 in automatically to advertise their podcast sometimes on our show, 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:03.040 remind me why people listen to our podcast? Oh? Absolutely, 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:06.160 they're the they Bob and see what will happen in 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:09.520 entertainment this week? Oh your kid and be married. It's 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:12.640 just super super hokey. Is super hokey. But you know 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:15.240 you're not only that though, Brodie. Sometimes you get the 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:19.480 opposite of that. It's like, hey, I'm Daley, I'm Felix. 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:22.360 Yeah you get those right, And um, you should check 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:26.000 us out because we're we talk about gadgets and geeks, 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.160 stuff and stuff you need to know. If you want 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:30.240 to find out how to put air in your tire, 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:33.240 you could check us out on the how to Do 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:37.080 It podcast. There's a new device that lets you cook 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:40.960 eggs in your television, both extremes, whether it be that 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:43.560 or the other. The two guys, the two guys from 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.840 like Colorado. Yeah, why can't people just be real on 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:50.960 a podcast like us? Whisper like who whispers? By the way, 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:53.400 we're going through some technical issues right now. This has 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.000 been a bit to get this podcast on the air. 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:58.520 That's not on my end. Fuck you. My fifteen year 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:02.440 old HP laptop and my my Yeti microphone working like 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:05.040 a charm yea, I bought I bought a new desk. 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:09.760 I bought a desk on Amazon Gaming Desk and smooth Field. 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.960 I got my track ball set. Everything you know, what 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:15.839 why is it that you know we're we're leaving all 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:20.960 the blemishes in. Uh. What I was getting at was 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:24.240 we are you know if this was if this was 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:31.760 hi out, everything would be edited out. They would be 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:34.400 redoing it whatever. But we want you, we want to 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:37.880 be unapologetically asked. We want this is Chad. Let me 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:39.800 tell you about the new divise. Sorry, let me try, 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:41.920 let me start again, let me start again. Cal, Hey, 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:44.360 this is Chad. Let me tell you about this great 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:48.160 new remote control. It controls your cat and the kid 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:51.040 in litter treat that will shoot treats out. Well you're oh, 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:53.640 I funked it up again, Cal, I mean start again again. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:56.960 We don't do that here. And and yeah, and if 0:14:56.960 --> 0:14:59.960 she wasn't working at other people's podcast, people would be 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:03.720 throwing things. Don't don't say ship after what happened? You 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:05.560 know that we would have had a beat that out. 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:08.080 But yeah, so and say, don't you know what happened? Yes, 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:11.160 I feel like this is what happened yesterday. Oh well, 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:13.560 well we'll talk about that. But it's it's it's should 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:16.600 happened yesterday, which is why we didn't record on Wednesday. 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:19.840 Oh that's right, that's right, we had another issue, we 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.000 still would have had these problems though technically, yeah, day earlier, 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:26.920 but just a day earlier. And I think I hope 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:30.960 that even though you know, I don't want I don't 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:33.120 want the slices to think that we're that we're mailing 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:35.000 it in or anything like, oh, you guys can't give 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:37.880 us sounders and things and bumpers. I'm not mailing it in. 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:41.320 David Brody in in the in the tag team of 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:44.440 Brody and Scary. He's not letting you down. I sent 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:47.760 the audio to Scary. I had fun clips to play. Okay, listen, 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:50.720 I still wanted to hear the theme music of the show. 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:54.320 I feel like we're not even officially started. But you 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:56.400 know what I could I could probably call the singer 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:58.720 and see if he would sing it live. Yeah, let 0:15:58.760 --> 0:15:59.960 me see if I can get him on the phone. 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:03.080 Let me get them hold on, hold on, hold on. 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:06.920 But again, we would rather issue you a great podcast 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:10.200 with awesome content, like not that this is awesome right here, 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:13.840 but but with with with with with mistakes on them, 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:15.840 hold on, let me call him on. We're not we're 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:19.000 roughing around the edges, guys. We're not. We're not professionals. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:22.480 Hold on good if I get him on the phone. 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:26.960 Let me get him on my phone. I mean, actually connected, No, 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:38.000 do it, We'll do it this way. Okay, h hey man, 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:39.800 what's going on? I need a favor. I hate to 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:42.600 bother you. Do you remember a couple of years ago, 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:45.480 maybe four years ago, five years ago? You did a 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:48.760 parody jingle for our podcast. It was, um, what's the 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:52.040 original song? Scary? It was we Them We Them boys? 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:55.440 You did start up, start Up Brooklyn Boys? Right? You 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:59.200 remember that? Right? So we're having an audio problem. We're 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:02.680 recording the podcast us right now, and we can't play 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:05.520 that to start the show, and and the show doesn't 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:08.320 sound right. So what I'm hoping is part of what 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:11.000 we're doing right now is would you be able to 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:15.440 just sing that start Up, start Up Brooklyn Boys twice 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:17.679 and when I tell you too, so we can have 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:23.440 that sound. Would you be able to do that for me? Yeah? 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:25.879 All right, So I'm gonna give you a three to 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:29.120 one and just I'm in the middle of a meeting 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:32.560 about Hendrix project. Oh damn it, that's a big deal. 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:36.000 All right, Well, you know I want I want to 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:38.960 be part of that. I'll call you right back, call 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:41.159 me right back, and we'll be ready for you. All right, 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:43.400 very good. He thinks he's gonna be doing it professionally. 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:45.719 You didn't tell him that he's gonna be singing into us? 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:47.760 No, no no, no, he knows, he knows, he knows. So 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:51.520 um so that So that's my boy. He's working on 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:55.480 a major Uh. Okay, he's the he's the guy who 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:59.440 sings startup, start up. Yeah. So he also sings a 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:03.160 lot of he doesn't like Jimmy Jingles, uh parodies anyway 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:07.280 for the phone taps anyway. So he's working on a major, 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:12.520 a major movie deal. You may have here. He mentioned 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:14.760 the name of the famous guitar player. But if you 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:16.240 didn't hear it, I'm not gonna leave it that. But 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:19.680 he he mentioned it very briefly. He's in a production meeting. 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:21.600 So when he calls back, I'll tell him he's just 0:18:21.600 --> 0:18:23.120 gonna sing into the mic. I just need to sing. 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:27.879 Remember last week we were talking about Diddy with his 0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:32.880 professional umbrella. Of course, remember that one. Okay, uh did 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:40.280 you see this one? What Snoop has a professional blunt roller? No, 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:44.400 it's a woman. Yeah. She apparently rolls the best blunts 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:48.480 and she I guess he pays her for it. So 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:51.560 so I have so many questions. First of all, in 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:54.000 order to roll blunts, don't you have to just licked 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:56.840 the edges? And then I mean her spittle gets all 0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:59.159 over every one of the blunts that he's okay? Do 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:01.960 you really think Snoop Dogg is a guy who's worried 0:19:01.960 --> 0:19:06.040 about germs? I mean, honestly, so apparently he was. He 0:19:06.080 --> 0:19:09.200 was banging prostitutes for a while. He smokes. I mean, 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:12.040 he shares joints with people, right, so when you do that, 0:19:12.080 --> 0:19:14.320 you're putting their spit from there on their mouth into 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:18.400 your mouth. Yeah, so I want to get a different credit. Uh, 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:20.800 it's it's his private it's her name, Mary Jane. Please 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:23.159 tell me her name is Mary Jane. That would be 0:19:23.200 --> 0:19:28.720 great anyway, it's uh Mary Jane Roach. So uh what 0:19:28.840 --> 0:19:35.159 does it take? Do we want to? Uh see? I 0:19:35.320 --> 0:19:39.520 knew a great Where is it? I don't know the 0:19:39.600 --> 0:19:42.119 name of the woman as I'm looking at the article. 0:19:42.800 --> 0:19:48.200 Come on, piranha P I R A n h A 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:50.440 could that possibly be? Is it is it? Can you 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:54.959 look at yet? She had a roll off with two 0:19:55.000 --> 0:19:59.000 other people to secure the kid. To secure the gig. 0:19:59.119 --> 0:20:01.639 So basically there was a competition of who could roll 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:05.160 it best blunts and then um, she had a roll 0:20:05.200 --> 0:20:09.400 off with sound engineer that works with Snoop. Snoop rolled 0:20:09.440 --> 0:20:12.080 the best blunts because she got it going on, that's right, 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:17.879 she's pouring Sean don Yeah, she rolled the best weed 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:20.200 because she got But I'm sad I did a parody 0:20:20.200 --> 0:20:23.800 that I changed it to blunt anyway, she said, Uh, 0:20:24.040 --> 0:20:28.160 it was between her and the sound Snoop sound engineer. 0:20:28.760 --> 0:20:31.000 I'm gonna go with he picked it was Hotter, who 0:20:31.040 --> 0:20:34.560 was also a cigar roller. Uh, and I smoked. I 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:37.880 smoked the competition to say the least. So she's been 0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:42.560 the blunt roller. Might so mightnt? My larger point was 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:48.800 who makes more? Did he's umbrella holder or or snoops 0:20:48.880 --> 0:20:51.720 ub blunt roller? Well, how about this? I have I 0:20:51.760 --> 0:20:54.480 have a question for you. If you had to hire 0:20:54.560 --> 0:20:57.560 a ridiculous assistant other than someone who could fix your 0:20:57.720 --> 0:21:02.520 your your your your equipment, there that to be an engineer. Okay, 0:21:02.600 --> 0:21:04.399 so what would you want? What would you hire? If 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:07.520 you had all the money, all that, hire a ridiculous assistant, 0:21:07.920 --> 0:21:11.080 what would they do for you? Ah? Do you have 0:21:11.119 --> 0:21:14.160 one in mind. I'm thinking about it, Okay, I would 0:21:14.160 --> 0:21:16.560 maybe hire someone to pick scallions out of my food, 0:21:17.200 --> 0:21:21.280 the scallion picker, yeah, or the parsley picker. Parsley picker, Yeah, 0:21:21.359 --> 0:21:24.280 the parsley picker. Um, Peter, I would be it would 0:21:24.280 --> 0:21:26.480 be Peter, Peter, the parsley picker. I think I think 0:21:26.480 --> 0:21:28.760 I'd want somebody to Peter the parsley picker would pick 0:21:28.800 --> 0:21:30.560 a peck of parsley off on the top of my spaghetti. 0:21:30.600 --> 0:21:34.600 I want someone to carry me on their back. Who's 0:21:35.280 --> 0:21:39.120 Andre the Giants dead? By the way, did you see 0:21:39.119 --> 0:21:41.240 why Andre the Giants trending? We'll get to that later. 0:21:41.280 --> 0:21:43.480 We'll talk about that later. That's fantastic. I gotta pick 0:21:43.480 --> 0:21:48.040 a good one now. Yeah. Ridiculous thing. Um you know 0:21:48.359 --> 0:21:52.159 restaurant booker. I know it, I know it, I want it. 0:21:52.359 --> 0:21:54.760