Speaker 1: Episode to thirty three. It's the podcast. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: I don't hear any music. You're you're not gonna hear music.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna heat the stages, the bumpers, nothing. Uh no, Brodie,
Speaker 1: We're starting from scratch here. Uh. You see, I got
Speaker 1: a brand that I got some brand new equipment and um,
Speaker 1: for some reason, yes, something's very wrong. The fact of
Speaker 1: the matter is, UM, we have no startup start up
Speaker 1: this week, so we're gonna have to do without you.
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't insert it afterwards. It's too late
Speaker 1: for that because we already said we don't have it.
Speaker 1: You told me, you told me that you were getting
Speaker 1: the newest, upgraded, three point seven trillion dollar equipment to
Speaker 1: improve on the old equipment. But this is true, and
Speaker 1: by the way, we sound better than ever. Now here's
Speaker 1: the thing I want. I want the slicest to know
Speaker 1: there's no longer an echo, which means all these episodes
Speaker 1: you blamed me. It was your two D forty eight
Speaker 1: million dollar system, No, that was causing the echo. And
Speaker 1: I also want to let the slices no, let's let's
Speaker 1: pull the curtain back. It is now two pm on Thursday,
Speaker 1: East Coast time. We sat down to record around one
Speaker 1: oh eight. Why is it taking so long fifty two minutes?
Speaker 1: Because Scary couldn't figure out how to get my voice
Speaker 1: on the record track with this new fancy equipment. I
Speaker 1: may that's why you have no song right now. Let
Speaker 1: let's let me just put this into perspective. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do I don't want to particulars. I don't
Speaker 1: want to go in to the particulars. But let's just
Speaker 1: say say I funked up this. Listen to me. Listen
Speaker 1: to me, and the echo on number the version number
Speaker 1: one of this piece of equipment. UM, it had different
Speaker 1: impedance and loudness levels. This is version two of that
Speaker 1: same equipment. So so we should be getting less interference, less,
Speaker 1: echo less whatever, and and we must we sound better,
Speaker 1: we sound better processed. So so we've upgraded in the audience.
Speaker 1: Now the only problem. Let's check the sound. Let's check
Speaker 1: the sound. I would like you to say something that
Speaker 1: will sound really good on your new one point five
Speaker 1: billion dollar system. I would like you to say it
Speaker 1: wasn't David Brodie's fault that there was an echo point
Speaker 1: your headphones the whole time nothing's changed on my end.
Speaker 1: But there's no echo, no delay. Everything's great for your fault.
Speaker 1: But here's there. But here's the rub if I may
Speaker 1: I get a rub um. I've been trying to I've
Speaker 1: been trying to funk around with this new equipment for
Speaker 1: the past three days and I can't and you funked
Speaker 1: it up, is what you know. I can't figure out
Speaker 1: how to get our sounds and our all of our
Speaker 1: imaging and the products. And what about what about the
Speaker 1: clips I told you to load for this everything? I
Speaker 1: can't slices, need to get the clips, you know. But
Speaker 1: here's here's the problem. Okay, if I'm being completely honest,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, it's a struggle because the interface
Speaker 1: the two is not talking to my computer because I
Speaker 1: egg on your interface dragged and drop. I dragged and
Speaker 1: I rop each audio file into the computer, which then
Speaker 1: goes from the computer to the piece of equipment sitting
Speaker 1: in front of me. Drag and dropped the ball. Here,
Speaker 1: that's what you did for some reason. And why is
Speaker 1: it all? Why is the onus on me? Because it's
Speaker 1: not my it's not my one point nine billion dollar system.
Speaker 1: Okay that you upgraded and now you doesn't work. If
Speaker 1: we didn't have my one point zilli zillion dollar system, okay,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't have a podcast for the last two and
Speaker 1: a half years. Because I had the I had the
Speaker 1: idea to go into my own pocket and get a
Speaker 1: budget to spend on my own money out of my
Speaker 1: own piggy bank. With no equipment, I managed to do
Speaker 1: the Walkers and Talkers podcast with Jamie because she's the
Speaker 1: one with the equipment. No, she's not, just as an iPad.
Speaker 1: She recorded herself. I recorded myself and I put the
Speaker 1: tracks together. I'm just gonna say this, all right, and
Speaker 1: then we're gonna move on and we're gonna have We're
Speaker 1: gonna have ourselves a fucking podcast. Alright, Alright, we're gonna
Speaker 1: move on for this week. We're not gonna hear any sounders,
Speaker 1: no clips. No, we'll be right back. You know, we
Speaker 1: can have we have talkbacks. I can do those sound talkbacks.
Speaker 1: We got those. But we don't have we don't have like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, the little things that take us to commercials.
Speaker 1: Have I have a funny audio cost thing for you, Sam, Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead, bump bump bump, bump, bum bum bum bump,
Speaker 1: scamb all right, there you go. What do you want
Speaker 1: to talk about? Uh, speaking of clips, you don't have,
Speaker 1: not that I had when this time, but she's always
Speaker 1: a member of our clip family. I had octane radio
Speaker 1: on in the car. I was driving my oldest daughter
Speaker 1: to the train station to work, and she says, who
Speaker 1: is this awful DJ? Please turn her off? And I said,
Speaker 1: that's Katie Babs. Was it Katie Babs? So I'd have
Speaker 1: to say a word. My daughter heard her, and he's like,
Speaker 1: this is why I hate. I hate people to put
Speaker 1: on fake radio voices. And so I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's her. You nailed it. So I'd have to say
Speaker 1: a word to her. She heard it, it was like
Speaker 1: it's terrible. Well anyway, so okay, kat Kitty, Hey, Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to get a producer Sam on
Speaker 1: the phone because she wanted to talk about does your
Speaker 1: equipment allowed for that? It does? Guess what? Bluetooth? It
Speaker 1: interfaces with Bluetooth really nice, but it doesn't play clips
Speaker 1: and it will it will it will? I have to
Speaker 1: all right, and we're gonna get Sam on to talk
Speaker 1: about the thing we teased. And then she talked about
Speaker 1: by the wayst doors have been blown up open on it.
Speaker 1: You did we talk about this? Did I mention his name? Said?
Speaker 1: You said, someone you know is someone's significant other is
Speaker 1: advertising on bumble for their services. You wouldn't tell me
Speaker 1: what turns out it is producer Sam and William. And
Speaker 1: I was tiptoeing around it because I didn't know if
Speaker 1: he was going behind her back, putting advertising his business
Speaker 1: on a day behind her back. Unless they're on their honeymoon,
Speaker 1: if you know what I'm saying, Hio, Hio, they're going,
Speaker 1: they're getting married, they're still in love. They don't they
Speaker 1: don't have secrets at this point in their relationship. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, just to to back up the story and
Speaker 1: back up the truck a little bit, back up we
Speaker 1: Sam and William. Okay, there there they are pictured on
Speaker 1: bumble Biz together and he as he's advertising, you know, website,
Speaker 1: build my website or maybe you want to be worked
Speaker 1: out by me. He's got a physical therapy, He's got
Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff tricks, you know, because Sam's in
Speaker 1: the picture. Sam isn't one of the pictures, and so
Speaker 1: he's being completely honest and out there about the fact that, hey,
Speaker 1: here I am on Bumble biz Bumble Bumble Biz is
Speaker 1: the business side of Bumble. It's a specific wing. But
Speaker 1: my argument, wa wait wait wait wait wait, let me
Speaker 1: see if I got this straight, Bumble Biz is the
Speaker 1: biz side of Bumble. It's the business side of humble. Right.
Speaker 1: But but here's we're going to fig that one out.
Speaker 1: But my argument the entire time was shouldn't since bumble
Speaker 1: is so branded as a dating and hook up site,
Speaker 1: it's bumble Biz is the business section of Bumble the
Speaker 1: best place to advertise where you just want a platonic business.
Speaker 1: Asking me if if bumble buy the business side of Bumble,
Speaker 1: is the best place to advertise your business. Is that
Speaker 1: what you're saying? It's the best, It's the best, the
Speaker 1: best to bumble the business bum Bumble business the best
Speaker 1: place to promote your business. Whatever your business is, whether
Speaker 1: it's beach ball business or or bounce house businesses, Bumble
Speaker 1: business the best place for your business. Right. Well, boy,
Speaker 1: So what I wanted to do is I wanted I
Speaker 1: wanted to call Sam because I am skeptical. First I
Speaker 1: was skeptical if she even knew about it. The answer is,
Speaker 1: first I was afraid, Then I was petrified so. So.
Speaker 1: The truth is, if we may get this out here,
Speaker 1: I had nothing to be worried or concerned about. That's
Speaker 1: never I was mentioning. I wasn't mentioning names at first
Speaker 1: because I'm like, what if she finds out you know
Speaker 1: that he's so. The truth is she knows, they know what.
Speaker 1: They're in it together. But I feel like we should
Speaker 1: both listen to their take on it on their podcast,
Speaker 1: The Bam Bam Bam Wedding Pope Damn Bamna. Oh by
Speaker 1: the way, uh it's the bad podcast, which you can
Speaker 1: find on bumble biz The band podcast, the best place
Speaker 1: to advertise the band podcast on bumble biz, the business
Speaker 1: side of bumble See how clean this is gonna sound?
Speaker 1: This is gonna sound so cleansy. I feel like we're
Speaker 1: derailing the podcast we just started. I love Sam. Should
Speaker 1: we saved this for the middle. We're gonna go right
Speaker 1: to the beginning. Did you tell her you calling her
Speaker 1: in the afternoon? I told her I was it's morning
Speaker 1: show naptime. No, it's not. It used to be. It
Speaker 1: not for me anymore. I just sleep right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well hear how by the way, you hear how clean
Speaker 1: that sound? Crystal clear of a person not answering the phone.
Speaker 1: Slices today, slices. Would you would you want to hear
Speaker 1: a podcast where the the person not answering the phone
Speaker 1: didn't sound perfectly clear? That sound like ass right there? Though?
Speaker 1: Well that wash whoa whoa whoa? Um doesn't an ass?
Speaker 1: Sound like I'm texting her Brooklyn boys calling? Are you
Speaker 1: calling her from the few a seventy seven phone? I'm yeah,
Speaker 1: uh no, I'm calling her from my personal number. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's why she speaknoring it? Because should we get out
Speaker 1: your personal numbers? Let's not do that. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what if you have information on how to improve scary
Speaker 1: systems in your load audio, if you want to call
Speaker 1: him at two oh one, all right please, let's okay,
Speaker 1: let's not go there, alright, alright, anyway, alright, So maybe
Speaker 1: your phone number has been given out on the radio,
Speaker 1: though that was years ago. So, um, I got plenty
Speaker 1: of stuff. I want to can I can? I uh,
Speaker 1: let's go. I want to play a little g I
Speaker 1: want to play some geography. Scared you know I live
Speaker 1: in New Jersey, I do? Everybody knows that? And Staten
Speaker 1: Island is a is a two bridges. You have a
Speaker 1: choice of two bridges, two different bridges, same price to
Speaker 1: get to Staten Island roughly, Uh, would you say twelve
Speaker 1: dollars thirteen dollars to take bridge? Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I have used a lot on a discount.
Speaker 1: Let's just say twelve dollars okay, okay? And uh. Figuring
Speaker 1: the gas to get to any point Staten Island us
Speaker 1: A for me would probably be two round trip, three
Speaker 1: to four gallons, let's say three to be safe, three
Speaker 1: gallons of guess right now is said about ten dollars
Speaker 1: and fifty cents. So now twelve dollars for tolls ten
Speaker 1: dollars and fifty cents is twenty two dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 1: You got me. I am currently now that I've established
Speaker 1: that I've I'm currently selling a couple of Halloween costumes
Speaker 1: on Facebook through the old Facebook uh marketplace or my
Speaker 1: town page. That's it, my town page. And this guy
Speaker 1: hits me up and he says, hey, I'm very interested
Speaker 1: in that, um that costume you're selling for I said, great,
Speaker 1: He said, when can we arrange a pickup? I said,
Speaker 1: I'm home all the time. I have free time. Tell
Speaker 1: me what day? He's like, how about Thursday? Can you
Speaker 1: drop it? Drop it? Drop it like it's hot? Can
Speaker 1: you drop it in Staten Island or Manhattan? Okay? Men?
Speaker 1: Hat cost me mademos round trip? How does this save
Speaker 1: you anymore? How does this make you maximum profit? So
Speaker 1: I said, So I said to him, I says, uh,
Speaker 1: why would I spend twenty two dollars to deliver a
Speaker 1: twenty five dollar Halloween costume that you want? Making a
Speaker 1: three dollar I get three dollars for it? He said,
Speaker 1: So I thought, maybe you know you could do the
Speaker 1: right thing, be nice about it. What what the fuck?
Speaker 1: So he says, well, so they says, well, if I
Speaker 1: come to pick it up, I gotta spend twenty two dollars.
Speaker 1: Get your mic. You're making my equipment sound bad. I'm
Speaker 1: not screaming into the mic. That's your equipment. So he
Speaker 1: I saw. I said, why don't you come? You know?
Speaker 1: He says to me, Well, then I would be spending
Speaker 1: dollars on top of the to come. Well, so I
Speaker 1: should be out the money. So I said, you know
Speaker 1: what you want to pay for shipping, I'll ship it.
Speaker 1: Otherwise you're out of luck. Buy a costume in Staten Island.
Speaker 1: This is why you shouldn't live on an island. People.
Speaker 1: If it cost you fifteen bucks to get off of it,
Speaker 1: you really you limited what you can buy on on
Speaker 1: on on pickup sites like you can go pick up.
Speaker 1: Imagine that, he asked me with a straight face. I'm
Speaker 1: assuming do I want to spend twenty dollars to sell
Speaker 1: him Halloween costs? That's some balls. Thank you so well, fred, Fred,
Speaker 1: I'm not coming Fred Okay. Uh. The Brooklyn Boys podcast
Speaker 1: We're Brody and Scary. Wow, that sounded professional like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt like I was in control of when we
Speaker 1: went to the commercial once again, we are we're going
Speaker 1: sans the sounds sounds today. Speaking of going to commercial,
Speaker 1: I would never disparage a sponsor ever. Love the sponsors,
Speaker 1: the advertisers that run adds on our show. But I
Speaker 1: will tell you on our slices you will back me up.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you will agree. The podcasts that are put
Speaker 1: in automatically to advertise their podcast sometimes on our show,
Speaker 1: remind me why people listen to our podcast? Oh? Absolutely,
Speaker 1: they're the they Bob and see what will happen in
Speaker 1: entertainment this week? Oh your kid and be married. It's
Speaker 1: just super super hokey. Is super hokey. But you know
Speaker 1: you're not only that though, Brodie. Sometimes you get the
Speaker 1: opposite of that. It's like, hey, I'm Daley, I'm Felix.
Speaker 1: Yeah you get those right, And um, you should check
Speaker 1: us out because we're we talk about gadgets and geeks,
Speaker 1: stuff and stuff you need to know. If you want
Speaker 1: to find out how to put air in your tire,
Speaker 1: you could check us out on the how to Do
Speaker 1: It podcast. There's a new device that lets you cook
Speaker 1: eggs in your television, both extremes, whether it be that
Speaker 1: or the other. The two guys, the two guys from
Speaker 1: like Colorado. Yeah, why can't people just be real on
Speaker 1: a podcast like us? Whisper like who whispers? By the way,
Speaker 1: we're going through some technical issues right now. This has
Speaker 1: been a bit to get this podcast on the air.
Speaker 1: That's not on my end. Fuck you. My fifteen year
Speaker 1: old HP laptop and my my Yeti microphone working like
Speaker 1: a charm yea, I bought I bought a new desk.
Speaker 1: I bought a desk on Amazon Gaming Desk and smooth Field.
Speaker 1: I got my track ball set. Everything you know, what
Speaker 1: why is it that you know we're we're leaving all
Speaker 1: the blemishes in. Uh. What I was getting at was
Speaker 1: we are you know if this was if this was
Speaker 1: hi out, everything would be edited out. They would be
Speaker 1: redoing it whatever. But we want you, we want to
Speaker 1: be unapologetically asked. We want this is Chad. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you about the new divise. Sorry, let me try,
Speaker 1: let me start again, let me start again. Cal, Hey,
Speaker 1: this is Chad. Let me tell you about this great
Speaker 1: new remote control. It controls your cat and the kid
Speaker 1: in litter treat that will shoot treats out. Well you're oh,
Speaker 1: I funked it up again, Cal, I mean start again again.
Speaker 1: We don't do that here. And and yeah, and if
Speaker 1: she wasn't working at other people's podcast, people would be
Speaker 1: throwing things. Don't don't say ship after what happened? You
Speaker 1: know that we would have had a beat that out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so and say, don't you know what happened? Yes,
Speaker 1: I feel like this is what happened yesterday. Oh well,
Speaker 1: well we'll talk about that. But it's it's it's should
Speaker 1: happened yesterday, which is why we didn't record on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, that's right, we had another issue, we
Speaker 1: still would have had these problems though technically, yeah, day earlier,
Speaker 1: but just a day earlier. And I think I hope
Speaker 1: that even though you know, I don't want I don't
Speaker 1: want the slices to think that we're that we're mailing
Speaker 1: it in or anything like, oh, you guys can't give
Speaker 1: us sounders and things and bumpers. I'm not mailing it in.
Speaker 1: David Brody in in the in the tag team of
Speaker 1: Brody and Scary. He's not letting you down. I sent
Speaker 1: the audio to Scary. I had fun clips to play. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: I still wanted to hear the theme music of the show.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're not even officially started. But you
Speaker 1: know what I could I could probably call the singer
Speaker 1: and see if he would sing it live. Yeah, let
Speaker 1: me see if I can get him on the phone.
Speaker 1: Let me get them hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: But again, we would rather issue you a great podcast
Speaker 1: with awesome content, like not that this is awesome right here,
Speaker 1: but but with with with with with mistakes on them,
Speaker 1: hold on, let me call him on. We're not we're
Speaker 1: roughing around the edges, guys. We're not. We're not professionals.
Speaker 1: Hold on good if I get him on the phone.
Speaker 1: Let me get him on my phone. I mean, actually connected, No,
Speaker 1: do it, We'll do it this way. Okay, h hey man,
Speaker 1: what's going on? I need a favor. I hate to
Speaker 1: bother you. Do you remember a couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: maybe four years ago, five years ago? You did a
Speaker 1: parody jingle for our podcast. It was, um, what's the
Speaker 1: original song? Scary? It was we Them We Them boys?
Speaker 1: You did start up, start Up Brooklyn Boys? Right? You
Speaker 1: remember that? Right? So we're having an audio problem. We're
Speaker 1: recording the podcast us right now, and we can't play
Speaker 1: that to start the show, and and the show doesn't
Speaker 1: sound right. So what I'm hoping is part of what
Speaker 1: we're doing right now is would you be able to
Speaker 1: just sing that start Up, start Up Brooklyn Boys twice
Speaker 1: and when I tell you too, so we can have
Speaker 1: that sound. Would you be able to do that for me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, So I'm gonna give you a three to
Speaker 1: one and just I'm in the middle of a meeting
Speaker 1: about Hendrix project. Oh damn it, that's a big deal.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you know I want I want to
Speaker 1: be part of that. I'll call you right back, call
Speaker 1: me right back, and we'll be ready for you. All right,
Speaker 1: very good. He thinks he's gonna be doing it professionally.
Speaker 1: You didn't tell him that he's gonna be singing into us?
Speaker 1: No, no no, no, he knows, he knows, he knows. So
Speaker 1: um so that So that's my boy. He's working on
Speaker 1: a major Uh. Okay, he's the he's the guy who
Speaker 1: sings startup, start up. Yeah. So he also sings a
Speaker 1: lot of he doesn't like Jimmy Jingles, uh parodies anyway
Speaker 1: for the phone taps anyway. So he's working on a major,
Speaker 1: a major movie deal. You may have here. He mentioned
Speaker 1: the name of the famous guitar player. But if you
Speaker 1: didn't hear it, I'm not gonna leave it that. But
Speaker 1: he he mentioned it very briefly. He's in a production meeting.
Speaker 1: So when he calls back, I'll tell him he's just
Speaker 1: gonna sing into the mic. I just need to sing.
Speaker 1: Remember last week we were talking about Diddy with his
Speaker 1: professional umbrella. Of course, remember that one. Okay, uh did
Speaker 1: you see this one? What Snoop has a professional blunt roller? No,
Speaker 1: it's a woman. Yeah. She apparently rolls the best blunts
Speaker 1: and she I guess he pays her for it. So
Speaker 1: so I have so many questions. First of all, in
Speaker 1: order to roll blunts, don't you have to just licked
Speaker 1: the edges? And then I mean her spittle gets all
Speaker 1: over every one of the blunts that he's okay? Do
Speaker 1: you really think Snoop Dogg is a guy who's worried
Speaker 1: about germs? I mean, honestly, so apparently he was. He
Speaker 1: was banging prostitutes for a while. He smokes. I mean,
Speaker 1: he shares joints with people, right, so when you do that,
Speaker 1: you're putting their spit from there on their mouth into
Speaker 1: your mouth. Yeah, so I want to get a different credit. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's it's his private it's her name, Mary Jane. Please
Speaker 1: tell me her name is Mary Jane. That would be
Speaker 1: great anyway, it's uh Mary Jane Roach. So uh what
Speaker 1: does it take? Do we want to? Uh see? I
Speaker 1: knew a great Where is it? I don't know the
Speaker 1: name of the woman as I'm looking at the article.
Speaker 1: Come on, piranha P I R A n h A
Speaker 1: could that possibly be? Is it is it? Can you
Speaker 1: look at yet? She had a roll off with two
Speaker 1: other people to secure the kid. To secure the gig.
Speaker 1: So basically there was a competition of who could roll
Speaker 1: it best blunts and then um, she had a roll
Speaker 1: off with sound engineer that works with Snoop. Snoop rolled
Speaker 1: the best blunts because she got it going on, that's right,
Speaker 1: she's pouring Sean don Yeah, she rolled the best weed
Speaker 1: because she got But I'm sad I did a parody
Speaker 1: that I changed it to blunt anyway, she said, Uh,
Speaker 1: it was between her and the sound Snoop sound engineer.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with he picked it was Hotter, who
Speaker 1: was also a cigar roller. Uh, and I smoked. I
Speaker 1: smoked the competition to say the least. So she's been
Speaker 1: the blunt roller. Might so mightnt? My larger point was
Speaker 1: who makes more? Did he's umbrella holder or or snoops
Speaker 1: ub blunt roller? Well, how about this? I have I
Speaker 1: have a question for you. If you had to hire
Speaker 1: a ridiculous assistant other than someone who could fix your
Speaker 1: your your your your equipment, there that to be an engineer. Okay,
Speaker 1: so what would you want? What would you hire? If
Speaker 1: you had all the money, all that, hire a ridiculous assistant,
Speaker 1: what would they do for you? Ah? Do you have
Speaker 1: one in mind. I'm thinking about it, Okay, I would
Speaker 1: maybe hire someone to pick scallions out of my food,
Speaker 1: the scallion picker, yeah, or the parsley picker. Parsley picker, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the parsley picker. Um, Peter, I would be it would
Speaker 1: be Peter, Peter, the parsley picker. I think I think
Speaker 1: I'd want somebody to Peter the parsley picker would pick
Speaker 1: a peck of parsley off on the top of my spaghetti.
Speaker 1: I want someone to carry me on their back. Who's
Speaker 1: Andre the Giants dead? By the way, did you see
Speaker 1: why Andre the Giants trending? We'll get to that later.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that later. That's fantastic. I gotta pick
Speaker 1: a good one now. Yeah. Ridiculous thing. Um you know
Speaker 1: restaurant booker. I know it, I know it, I want it.
Speaker 1: But that's not But that's a that's assistant. That's not
Speaker 1: people do. That's not Yeah, like if somebody, oh, you
Speaker 1: know what, I know what you can hire someone to do.
Speaker 1: I got what. They wake up early in the morning
Speaker 1: and they get a chaise lounge for you by the
Speaker 1: pool and they put a towel on. That's all they do.
Speaker 1: They go on vacation with you, and they towel it,
Speaker 1: and then they get you a seat by the sparkler
Speaker 1: bottles like they would go in they win preemptively and
Speaker 1: hook you up everything you want. By now, all I
Speaker 1: want is accents. I don't care. I don't really needn't.
Speaker 1: I can't hire an access guy that's like a publicist.
Speaker 1: So what would they do for you? Because but I'm
Speaker 1: not that particular because at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: I'm really not needy. I'm not that I got what
Speaker 1: if they stood behind you holding a bib so you
Speaker 1: didn't get food on your shirt when you ate, But
Speaker 1: I'm not a sloppy eater, so that wouldn't work. I
Speaker 1: got it. They stood next to you and when you
Speaker 1: spoke loudly, they sprayed air freshener. That would assume I
Speaker 1: have bed breath all the time. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I just came out of a clean got out of
Speaker 1: my dentist. Just now another clean bill of health? Uh,
Speaker 1: every six you got for my cleaning. You don't go
Speaker 1: for a clean bill of health from the dentist. You
Speaker 1: go for a clean bill of teeth. And you told
Speaker 1: me and how to go, well, you told me you went,
Speaker 1: But how did it go? Um? No cavities. Once again,
Speaker 1: they didn't have much to clean on the teeth. They
Speaker 1: you know, she goes, oh, you must be spissing, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, actually I'm not. Although the videos you're trying
Speaker 1: on teagor bombshell, A major, major bombshell was dropped on me. Uh,
Speaker 1: when my dentist came in and he did a little
Speaker 1: what what did you do? The dentist is the best
Speaker 1: because I feel like the cleaner of the teeth, the
Speaker 1: dental hygienist. They do all the dirty work. They do
Speaker 1: most of the heavy lifting. And then the dentist comes in, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, puts his hands on your your teeth whatever,
Speaker 1: does a little pick thing with a little mirror, you know,
Speaker 1: pokes out a few things, and then says, oh, you're good.
Speaker 1: And then he's the one that makes all the money.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my guy comes in. He puts a gauze
Speaker 1: around my tongue, pulls it to the side, looks and
Speaker 1: he goes, huh, go to the left, pulls it to
Speaker 1: the right. You got you good? You gotta see it.
Speaker 1: Six months you've got that. You got that Brooklyn fluoride
Speaker 1: have you ever had a cavity? Oh yeah, yeah, I have,
Speaker 1: but not had a call. So I'm waiting for this
Speaker 1: congratulations by the way on that. But it's like, I
Speaker 1: don't get why you would have a cavity. They say
Speaker 1: the water and where the area where we grew up
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, there's so much fluoride in the water that
Speaker 1: people have strong teeth and very few cavities. You must
Speaker 1: have overcompensated with bad food like sugary. Probably. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I've never had a cavity. I will say this. Uh.
Speaker 1: Normally he just does that little hocus pocus touch you here,
Speaker 1: touch you there, see you later, boom out, Oh whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: be careful what to touch you there? Upon the touch
Speaker 1: you here? Yes, touch you there? No, that's my no
Speaker 1: go hole. You know what I'm saying. Uh. So he
Speaker 1: said to me, h oh, I hate to be the
Speaker 1: bearer of bad news. And I'm like what he goes
Speaker 1: You see that top left wisdom tooth their tooth number one. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's really starting to uh rub against tooth number two,
Speaker 1: and you know you want to keep tooth number two.
Speaker 1: So you probably within the next few months should get
Speaker 1: tooth number one. Your top left, Uh, whatever the hell
Speaker 1: it is, Uh, wisdom tooth pulled out. So and he goes, said,
Speaker 1: while you're at it, pull out number sixteen, which is
Speaker 1: the top right one. I said, what what? What? Was
Speaker 1: there another wrong with that one? He goes, yeah, he goes,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a problem. Eventually, he goes, they both
Speaker 1: see so with me, I had impacted wisdoms on the bottom,
Speaker 1: so they were moved at an early age. But my
Speaker 1: top two wisdom teeth came in and they came in straight,
Speaker 1: and they were fine all these years until today, where
Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, that left one is already starting to
Speaker 1: kind of push against You don't want you don't want
Speaker 1: damage down the road, you'll lose all your teeth. You
Speaker 1: really should remove that, that wisdom tooth. So now I
Speaker 1: have to schedule voluntarily an appointment to have two teeth
Speaker 1: pulled that don't hurt and I'm not rotted and have
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with them. Tough one, right, Brodie? I like that,
Speaker 1: He's He's like, yes, should probably get the second one
Speaker 1: taken out. Yeah, you like that. I gotta pay for
Speaker 1: my yacht. That's like when you go for to tires
Speaker 1: and they go you know, you're probably like a couple
Speaker 1: of months away. You probably should just change all four tires.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ride those other two tires until they they've
Speaker 1: fallen off the car. Don't tell me like if I have,
Speaker 1: like if I have like six weeks left on my tires,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ride them for seven weeks. So like you
Speaker 1: should probably change. They go, oh, you need front brakes,
Speaker 1: but you know what, while you're at it, you should
Speaker 1: probably change the real brakes too. The rear brakes aren't bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they don't have a lot of time left. That's
Speaker 1: all I need to He's he's giving me a preemptive
Speaker 1: You know, this is a preventative measure on both accounts
Speaker 1: because this other one is not done yet. But he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what, it's it's hard to get up
Speaker 1: there because this food gets stuck up there. The bone
Speaker 1: is withering away. You're gonna have problems. So so that
Speaker 1: one is more imminant, but it's not. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, I got we got talent on
Speaker 1: the phone. Hold on, how aire, sir? You ready? I
Speaker 1: hold up the phone to the microphone, start up, Start up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys. Twice, I just want you to sing it
Speaker 1: like the acapella. How to record it is, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like you did it last time. All right, let me
Speaker 1: get the uh gotta get on my Mark Thompson. I
Speaker 1: gotta hear its acn mimic you. Oh, I can hear
Speaker 1: the original. All right. I got you on speaker phone,
Speaker 1: so I'm uh, you know, we can't play the actual
Speaker 1: song on the podcast, so I can't yep, okay, yep,
Speaker 1: pull that up. Man. The man's a musical gene. We
Speaker 1: are really piece of these things together today. That's what
Speaker 1: we have to do, is what we have to do
Speaker 1: when we have a podcast. When your system breaks down,
Speaker 1: we can't play the audio. This is like I feel
Speaker 1: like we're at week one of the pandemic again all
Speaker 1: over again. If I if I, if I have to
Speaker 1: get nothing, if I have to get them, if I
Speaker 1: have to get the jingle singers to do our Boys podcast,
Speaker 1: I get them on the phone too. We can call us. Well,
Speaker 1: we have to take a break next, so we gotta
Speaker 1: do something. You know what. I may I may have
Speaker 1: the start Up Startup song on my computer. You don't
Speaker 1: have it on yours? Scary, Uh no, I have it.
Speaker 1: I just can't import it. We'll just have him have
Speaker 1: him singing acapella, I guess, and then when we we
Speaker 1: gotta go. It's gonna take a minute, isn't it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: hold on, Oh yeah, okay, he's listening to it in
Speaker 1: the background. Hold on, yeah, yeah, he used to listening
Speaker 1: along this good. This is this music that's happening live,
Speaker 1: said said. Start up, Yeah, start up, start up, Brooklyn Boys. Yep,
Speaker 1: start up, start up, Brooklyn ball. There you go, so
Speaker 1: give me that. Give me that two times and we'll
Speaker 1: let you go for enjoy the rest of your day
Speaker 1: whenever you're ready, all right, start up Brooklyn Boys, start up,
Speaker 1: start up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Boys. They making news.
Speaker 1: Start up, start up, Brooklyn Bulls. Yeah, give me one,
Speaker 1: give me one. Start up, start up. They're making noise.
Speaker 1: Start up, start up, they're making no There you go.
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir, you are the best. That was fantastic,
Speaker 1: Thank you, love you. We thought about it. I know
Speaker 1: what I want. I wanted instant jingles, Jaco guys to
Speaker 1: follow me around. Let me tell you something. My life
Speaker 1: we don't have. We don't have normal lives. I just
Speaker 1: called up a guy to him sing our opening jingle Lives.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, let's hold up a mirror
Speaker 1: to what is just went on in the past ten minutes.
Speaker 1: What the fund is happening? All right, we'll take another break. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the Brook Glynn Boys podcast. We will be right
Speaker 1: back and now we're back. Yeah that works. Oh man,
Speaker 1: this is all this will go down. This is fantastic.
Speaker 1: You know, we're making fun of the other podcast. How
Speaker 1: jankety of our podcast we just did. The other podcast
Speaker 1: wouldn't allow it, That was my point earlier. They wouldn't
Speaker 1: allow it. They would they would wait. They would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna postpone recording until have the proper levels
Speaker 1: of the proper the sound effects. Can't you know? We
Speaker 1: just we just go, we go, here, we go? Is
Speaker 1: that what we do? Yeah? All right, so let me
Speaker 1: see if oh you know what I probably have Sam? Sam?
Speaker 1: Is uh is avoiding me? Is she avoiding you? Yeah? Oh? Wait?
Speaker 1: Oh wait oh did I miss her call? Might have
Speaker 1: Mr call Um? Well she read she left me on
Speaker 1: red that bitch. I'll be nice, Sam. She didn't even respond.
Speaker 1: I said, Hey, she knew we were gonna talk on
Speaker 1: the podcast. I said Brooklyn Boys calling and she said
Speaker 1: can you I said, can you talk? She left me
Speaker 1: on Red Come on Sam in the meantime, do I
Speaker 1: sound good by the way you sound amazing? Well, I
Speaker 1: want to shout out to uh Camille own or I
Speaker 1: think that's her name. So she uh. She did an
Speaker 1: instant story and she said all she did was she
Speaker 1: tagged me and wrote net knucks neck nuts sounding sexy.
Speaker 1: So I wrote back, who like huh? And she said,
Speaker 1: I'm referring to your voice. On episode two thirty one,
Speaker 1: David Brody sounded as smooth and sexy as Vlore on
Speaker 1: a track suit, which is an outstanding compliment. So there
Speaker 1: you go. My voice sounds as sexy as Vlure on
Speaker 1: the track suit. Wow. I'm kind of jealous at that.
Speaker 1: It does. Mine doesn't mind, not so much. Wow. How
Speaker 1: about that? Um, I got scambonied and I'm sure I'm
Speaker 1: not the only one, and I'm and I made a
Speaker 1: big deal of it on the radio. And I've yet
Speaker 1: to hear back from this company. And I don't know
Speaker 1: what you would do in this case, Brodie, But I'm
Speaker 1: going to Halloween party, okay on Saturday. Well, my girlfriend
Speaker 1: Robin did I tell you that what my costume was
Speaker 1: gonna be. I told you I previewed some someones that
Speaker 1: we're gonna fail. Right, but um we like she wanted
Speaker 1: what what are you doing? What are you doing? Brodie?
Speaker 1: Were past? No? No, I was looking for the jingles
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, don't you don't even need
Speaker 1: to find them anymore. We have the really, the real single,
Speaker 1: the real singer's done. I was looking for me. I
Speaker 1: was looking for the the jingle singers for the bumps.
Speaker 1: So first Robin wanted us to go as uh, you know,
Speaker 1: Beauty and the Beastie Boy, which wasn't great because it
Speaker 1: was like a thirty year old reference that no one
Speaker 1: is gonna understand well and I don't know which is all.
Speaker 1: And she gets to dress up as a princess though,
Speaker 1: but that's that's the thing, because she's going as a
Speaker 1: beastie boy and you're going as the princess. So then
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, let's go as ice Capades. The funk
Speaker 1: I'm getting into a body suit. No way an ice
Speaker 1: capades couple. Like she wants couple's costumes. Gotta do the
Speaker 1: couple's costume because we never can't lift her can't you
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. You know, I can't lift my own stomach.
Speaker 1: That would be like trying to squeeze like sausage into
Speaker 1: a casing, trying to get me into a bond ice capage.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine that? And of course she's like a twig,
Speaker 1: so it's good for her, right. This is the equivalent
Speaker 1: of a posting a picture on Instagram and only caring
Speaker 1: about what you look like and nothing and everybody else
Speaker 1: looks like shit. Like great, that's like the Hey, let's
Speaker 1: do this couple's costume. Okay, yeah, let's let's how am
Speaker 1: I gonna look? How's that gonna work out for me?
Speaker 1: Why don't you? Why don't you let her go with
Speaker 1: her original costume and then you go as a figure
Speaker 1: skater and go as like Beauty and the Beef. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we finally agree on the mad Hatter and chest
Speaker 1: your cat. So last week I ordered which is Who's
Speaker 1: Who's who ave Hello? I'm the mad Hatter. She's to
Speaker 1: chest your cat. She gets to be a sexy cat
Speaker 1: with stripes. Come on, are you a sexy hatter? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm a mad hatter? By by the way, IV, why
Speaker 1: couldn't she you mean the cat and she beat the
Speaker 1: mad hatter. That'd be funnier, funnier, yes, but what's again,
Speaker 1: Am I getting into a body suit? No, I'm paid
Speaker 1: to see it. You meet dressed as a cat. Give
Speaker 1: me a break anyway. So we found these cute costumes online.
Speaker 1: We go to this website. She goes to the other
Speaker 1: website to buy hers, and then I said, all right,
Speaker 1: fuck it, rush delivery. It says you'll have it too.
Speaker 1: It's his delivery in two business days, so I order
Speaker 1: it by it. They hit my credit card for some
Speaker 1: stupid amount of money. Stop. This was last Friday. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's down Thursday yesterday. I'm like, um, where's that email?
Speaker 1: Was the ship? So I got someone on the phone
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, yeah, um about that, about that
Speaker 1: costume and only drive to Staten Island and pick it up.
Speaker 1: If it only was that easy, I would there on
Speaker 1: the other side of the country. This place is on
Speaker 1: the other side of the planet. So I said, well,
Speaker 1: what's the going on here? I paid for two day delivery.
Speaker 1: You know what that motherfucker tells me? He said, oh,
Speaker 1: that means after it ships, don't you get it in
Speaker 1: two days? We're gonna take a month to ship it. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a scam body. Oh no, yes, yes it hasn't shipped,
Speaker 1: so I think they got my nuts and advice right now.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Today's Thursday? Are you going to uh?
Speaker 1: Are you doing hollow weekends? Saturday? Yes? Got a party Saturday.
Speaker 1: If it's ships today, you would get it Saturday, right,
Speaker 1: But I'm waiting an email. I'm oh, you got fucked. Hey,
Speaker 1: you want to drive to my house and go as
Speaker 1: uh as the customer? I'm selling a couple of customs.
Speaker 1: You what do you have? You have the mad fatter
Speaker 1: that's right from your old school days, or you can
Speaker 1: go as chest your fat son of a bit money
Speaker 1: my old school days. I've never weighed as much as
Speaker 1: you've weighed relatively to now. You lost weight. You look great.
Speaker 1: I'm although you haven't seen me since the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: meet up. That's like almost two months now. Have you
Speaker 1: been meeting down? No, I'm I'm at the same weight.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying we haven't seen each other. We need
Speaker 1: to plan at dinner or something. We were gonna go
Speaker 1: to the Mets playoff games together, but that didn't last
Speaker 1: very long. How did that workout for us, don't I
Speaker 1: was waiting for we wait for the next round. Still
Speaker 1: other way, speaking of sports, somebody I was talking, uh
Speaker 1: fantasy football on Twitter. I'll pull up the account. Don't
Speaker 1: mean this topic so quickly. Now I'll get back to it.
Speaker 1: I'm getting my money back on this or what I mean? No, No,
Speaker 1: you're gonna happen. You're gonna have to get Brody to
Speaker 1: get you your money back. Are they in the right
Speaker 1: because because they said two dollars to two day delivery,
Speaker 1: and I was supposed to interpret that as, oh, this
Speaker 1: is a big scamboni, big scamponi that's like you know
Speaker 1: what they have may have they may have ordered it
Speaker 1: on wish to come from China, and so they're gonna
Speaker 1: take like a month to get it and then when
Speaker 1: they get it, they'll ship it. It's actually a uputable
Speaker 1: website that's registered with the best It's by the way,
Speaker 1: the Better Business Bureau is not what you think it is.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get into it, but go ahead and
Speaker 1: google the Better Business Bureau. It's not a government agency.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is. This this company is Sexy Lingerie dot
Speaker 1: com and they they suck. I'm shuld they do fucking
Speaker 1: suck Based on the name of the website, they fucking suck.
Speaker 1: But no, but they really do. Don't order anything from
Speaker 1: them because you can't get anyone on the phone. You
Speaker 1: can only write to them. And then when you finally
Speaker 1: do get somebody on the phone, it's it's somebody who
Speaker 1: can't help you, and they are They've actually destroyed my
Speaker 1: my Halloween. And now I have to go searching for
Speaker 1: a costume. And I guess I gotta get my money
Speaker 1: back because I don't need this costume. What the hell
Speaker 1: am I gonna use this costume for? When it comes
Speaker 1: on novemb What would you like to go as uh
Speaker 1: Luke Skywalker from uh The Last Jedi? Yeah, well I
Speaker 1: come over my house. If you'd like to go as
Speaker 1: Nigan or Rick from The Walking Dead, come over my house. Yes,
Speaker 1: if you'd like to go as the Mandalorian, come over
Speaker 1: my house. That requires some work. Well, there's no tolls.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I got all the costumes here. I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta bucket full of costumes. It will be
Speaker 1: Looke Skywalker and the cheshire Cat. That's it. That work
Speaker 1: all right, Listen, beggars can't be choosers. But what am
Speaker 1: I doing with this company? They really screwed me. They
Speaker 1: stay fucking They do this to everybody. I'm not the
Speaker 1: only one I know it, and they have to have
Speaker 1: angry loads of angry people because it doesn't say or
Speaker 1: like maybe it wasn't clear to me, but to me,
Speaker 1: you place an order, it goes out for shipment within
Speaker 1: a day or two, that's it. Maybe given forty years.
Speaker 1: You imagine going to a restaurant and it says hot
Speaker 1: food prepared, you know, hot food brought to your table.
Speaker 1: But then you go there to eat and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: once we make it, but we're not making it today exactly, Lee,
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. It's Friday afternoon. Worst case scenario,
Speaker 1: you send the ship out on Wednesday, it gets to
Speaker 1: me by Friday. For today's Thursday. It's been it's been
Speaker 1: a full five business days and it still hasn't shipped.
Speaker 1: That means if I don't get an email in the
Speaker 1: coming hours, it's not gonna get it here until not
Speaker 1: only not only did you funk yourself, you fucked you
Speaker 1: fucked your I didn't say your fucked your girlfriend, but
Speaker 1: you're screwed out over you're screwed her over because yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly you fuck let me do it. It's the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast. It was a commercial breaks that was get
Speaker 1: your truck on a cat scale. You see what I
Speaker 1: did there. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Anyway, moving on,
Speaker 1: should I pull up the jingles? I could pull up
Speaker 1: the jingle? It's too late for that, all right, too
Speaker 1: late to apologize, too late to apologize, apologize, pologize, apologize. Uh,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Well? I wanted to talk about the
Speaker 1: ship problem I had yesterday. So, by the way, this
Speaker 1: is the reason why we couldn't do the podcast on
Speaker 1: this is. This is Corona, this is It's all on
Speaker 1: you while it was all on me. And thankfully it's
Speaker 1: not what happened because you said, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: so angry right now, let's just see it for the podcast.
Speaker 1: So here I am okay later, still wondering what the
Speaker 1: funk happened to you? Yes, So in my basement, I
Speaker 1: have a washer and dryer, and I have a sink
Speaker 1: right next to the washing machine that the water empties into.
Speaker 1: But also if like you want to clean something gross,
Speaker 1: it's like a work sink. But it also is where
Speaker 1: the washing machine drains into Okay, that makes sense, but
Speaker 1: it's not like the whole that's not like the pipe
Speaker 1: is hooked into the pipe. The water comes out of
Speaker 1: a tube from the back of the washing machine, and
Speaker 1: it's like hungover and it shoots the water down into
Speaker 1: the sink. It's the way the house was when I
Speaker 1: bought it. We never like I wanted to pay hundreds
Speaker 1: and hundreds of dollars to fix it another way. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So that's that's that's I want you to paint. Paint
Speaker 1: the picture. So I put the laundry and I hit
Speaker 1: I hit the wash button and whatever. I go to
Speaker 1: walk my dogs, and I was walking one of them, okay, um,
Speaker 1: the other two had already been out, and the the other
Speaker 1: one is by the door and he's like, I gotta
Speaker 1: go out. I gotta go out. So I have a
Speaker 1: deck right off my dining room and then a little
Speaker 1: couple of steps down in my backyard. Now it's been
Speaker 1: raining in New York, New Jersey NonStop for like six days. Right, scary,
Speaker 1: It's like everything's much, it's terrible. Finally the sun finally
Speaker 1: came out yesterday. Right. Plus there's leaves everywhere because the tree.
Speaker 1: I have trees all over my you know, my backyard,
Speaker 1: so this leaves all over my deck, all over the backyard.
Speaker 1: So my dog, by the way, when I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you a scamboni, my dog was recently groomed. One of
Speaker 1: my dogs. The third one was groomed separately because I
Speaker 1: thought it doesn't matter. And so I don't want him
Speaker 1: to go out in the backyard or out to walk
Speaker 1: him out front because there'll be muddy. So I let
Speaker 1: him go on the deck, because you all you need
Speaker 1: to do is pee on my on my wood deck.
Speaker 1: Who cares? This rain? It's water? Who cares? So the
Speaker 1: dog goes out and peas and you know, I assumed,
Speaker 1: walks around the deck. I turned my back to go
Speaker 1: in the kitchen for a second, and the dog comes
Speaker 1: back inside and I closed the door. No problem. Uh,
Speaker 1: then the dog, the dog has to go out again.
Speaker 1: So let the dog go out, and he's he's acting weird,
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure he pooped, but I can't find it.
Speaker 1: So I I go out to look to see if
Speaker 1: he pooped because I gotta clean it up if he pooped,
Speaker 1: and I don't, I don't see it. It's I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't see the poop whatever. I go back in
Speaker 1: the house and I go to get my laptop, which
Speaker 1: I keep next to the couch, and I sit down
Speaker 1: on the couch and I go to grab my laptop
Speaker 1: and set it up for the podcast, and I smell
Speaker 1: something really bad. I can't what why is it smelling? Ship?
Speaker 1: And I looked down and his leaves tracked into my
Speaker 1: house from the from the deck door through my dining
Speaker 1: room into my living room where I have brown carpeting,
Speaker 1: and right where my feet are by my couch, I
Speaker 1: have mushed poop chunks into the carpet. There's now ship
Speaker 1: onto my shoe and even and just mushed into the
Speaker 1: carpet because it was on the bottom of my shoe.
Speaker 1: I must have stepped in it when I went out
Speaker 1: on the deck to fuck and I and I then
Speaker 1: I had to like tell Percy that my dog that
Speaker 1: was that was I guess the only dog that was there.
Speaker 1: That two dogs were upstairs. I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: yelling at you, I'm not yelling like he was getting scared, right,
Speaker 1: So he was like, I was like, you didn't doing wrong.
Speaker 1: So I quickly take my shoes off and I'm, I'm
Speaker 1: I have to run downstairs to the slop sink on
Speaker 1: the washing machine. So so I have to clean out
Speaker 1: the chunks of poop out of my sneak, the sneaker
Speaker 1: nooks and crannies, right hashtag chunks of poop and so
Speaker 1: uh so I'm I turned the water on, uh this pigot,
Speaker 1: and it's shooting out the falcet hot hot, hot water,
Speaker 1: and it's blasting the poop chunks off of my shook
Speaker 1: off my sneaker into the sink. Okay, but but they're
Speaker 1: big chunks of poop and they're not going down the drain,
Speaker 1: so the water hold on the water is rising slowly
Speaker 1: as I'm blasting the water to the bottom of my sneaker,
Speaker 1: all the while being careful not to get the sneakers
Speaker 1: wet on the sides. So I'm it's like it's blasting
Speaker 1: the water. The water is spraying everywhere. I don't want
Speaker 1: to get it sprayed near me because it's like it's
Speaker 1: poop water at this point, right. Okay, So the water
Speaker 1: fills up in the sink. It's about a third fold
Speaker 1: by the time I get the sneakers clean, and you
Speaker 1: can see the poop floating. But I can see the
Speaker 1: water is slowly draining from the sink because the only
Speaker 1: way to get around that, I have a hand plunger,
Speaker 1: little yellow hand plunge shapers on this carpet. A lot
Speaker 1: of ships. I stepped a big amount of ship and
Speaker 1: there's also ships. The ship's in my sneaker, so you
Speaker 1: have to get the So I'm using like a spatula,
Speaker 1: like a like a putty, like a spackle spatula to
Speaker 1: like chip it out of the a's anyway, So the
Speaker 1: ship pieces, the poop chunks are in the drain and
Speaker 1: the water. So what I figured was when the water
Speaker 1: by the way, Uh, when the water. I'll never have
Speaker 1: a barbecue at your house and order a burger. What
Speaker 1: is the burger? The burgers on my deck? I have
Speaker 1: a grill. What are you talking about, because you have
Speaker 1: I don't want that spatula. No, it's not a spatule.
Speaker 1: It's what you would spray spack along like a like
Speaker 1: a putty knife kind of thing. No, I would not
Speaker 1: my grill spatually douche anyway. We'll ever touch food, right, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: These are tools in my basement on my pegboard so
Speaker 1: I get all the ship out and the sink is
Speaker 1: like a third full. Okay, but it's got the floaty
Speaker 1: is in it. But it's draining slowly, So I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, great, when it's fully drained slowly, I'll put
Speaker 1: a plastic bag in my hand and I'll i'll either
Speaker 1: mush the poop or I'll pick it up and throw
Speaker 1: it in the garbage whatever it's But I can't reach
Speaker 1: into the sink now, right, because it's got the floaters.
Speaker 1: It's like reaching into a toilet's gross, right, Okay, So
Speaker 1: now I'm walking around the house in my socks trying
Speaker 1: to avoid stepping in the poop that I've tracked. So
Speaker 1: I start spraying the carpet with the door cleaning stuff
Speaker 1: to get the poop chunks out of the carpet. All
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I hear my washing machine empty because
Speaker 1: it finished her in cycle. Well, when the washing machine
Speaker 1: empty's wet is an empty scary into your drain, into
Speaker 1: my drain that's already a third full, and the washing
Speaker 1: machine fills it up like point eight. So I'm like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: it's gonna overflow. So I run down I run downstairs,
Speaker 1: and the sink is overflowing on over the sink onto
Speaker 1: the carpet, so I I run. I run to the sink,
Speaker 1: and of course the flow is wet and I'm in socks.
Speaker 1: So now I get I get the poop water into
Speaker 1: my socks. So I can't take my socks off because
Speaker 1: then I'll be barefoot in the poop water. So I
Speaker 1: have to grab I have at this point grab the
Speaker 1: yellow little hand plunger and stick my arm into the
Speaker 1: poop water and plunch into the sink to get it
Speaker 1: to go down. So now I've got the wet socks.
Speaker 1: I don't want to touch them because they're poop watered.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm beside myself with disgust. So I have to
Speaker 1: put fans, have two fans in the basement. I have
Speaker 1: to put the fans on the floor. I have um
Speaker 1: a husky water what do you call those things? Like
Speaker 1: a wet vac. I'm sucking the water up in the
Speaker 1: wet fac. Now now I have to pour the water out,
Speaker 1: but it's poop water in the wet back. It's just
Speaker 1: a nightmare. The water ship water is coming out of
Speaker 1: the wet fac when important where else am I gonna
Speaker 1: pour it. It was a nightmare. So that's one problem.
Speaker 1: We got the next, we got the next. But you're
Speaker 1: you're literally recycled dirty ship water all over your basement
Speaker 1: now right, Well I had to I had to, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I had to throw down soapy water and then
Speaker 1: suck it up with the wet fact then I had
Speaker 1: to go to my living room and get all the
Speaker 1: brown poop out of my brown carpeting. And I don't
Speaker 1: know where it all is because I walked across the carpeting.
Speaker 1: So I tried my best to track my movements. Stanley
Speaker 1: Steamer to the rest. It's it's Stanley, No Cleveland Steamer,
Speaker 1: Cleveland Steamer. If you don't know what a Cleveland Steamer is,
Speaker 1: don't google that. So that was that was why the
Speaker 1: podcast was delayed to day. And I think I got
Speaker 1: the stink out. Well that was my next question. And
Speaker 1: only somebody a third party can really you know, I
Speaker 1: could really could really detect what the story is if
Speaker 1: it really smells, You're not because you're not gonna because
Speaker 1: you've been living inside your house. So I would have
Speaker 1: to come in from the outside in the middle of
Speaker 1: nowhere and be like, uh, just start smelling inside your
Speaker 1: house like and get a fresh take. Yeah, so uh yeah.
Speaker 1: So I also, when we get a later in the podcast,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about how I stunk up my car
Speaker 1: and my house on a different time this week also
Speaker 1: and couldn't figure out what I did. And when I
Speaker 1: tell you what I did, you'd be like, what, you
Speaker 1: are an asshole? Because that's what my wife said to me,
Speaker 1: you are an asshole. So I will I will tell
Speaker 1: you that later on later on after right after this,
Speaker 1: we're back Brooklyn Boys. Oh we didn't do it the
Speaker 1: brook Boys podcast. Oh my god. Um, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know how many sushi eaters we have out there?
Speaker 1: Is that code? It's not code. I'm being straight up
Speaker 1: with you. This is okay, So ladies, we weren't talking
Speaker 1: about man whatever the real sushi like actual note not
Speaker 1: metaphor not not not a euphemism. Rather, Um, I eat
Speaker 1: stuff they serve at sushi restaurants if it's cooked like
Speaker 1: I like the cook shrimp on the rice. But I
Speaker 1: don't like you together. I need you to get your
Speaker 1: googler ready, all right. In a second, I was watching
Speaker 1: a TikTok video which was no hold on, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was inside edition on tiktoo and they now put
Speaker 1: their stuff on TikTok. Very wise of them to do that. Okay,
Speaker 1: So they were doing the story, an investigative report on
Speaker 1: sushi and what's really in it? Now when it come across, well,
Speaker 1: when you cut, it's been said and run week since
Speaker 1: you looked at me, it's been rumored that ye specifically
Speaker 1: white tuna, which is which you don't usually get all
Speaker 1: the time. It's either tuna if you see tuna, or
Speaker 1: or spicy tuna, not what we're talking about. That's the
Speaker 1: red stuff. Are they getting their tuna from subway? The
Speaker 1: red stuff? So so white tuna appears white literally white,
Speaker 1: and or it's not it's not even the album cor
Speaker 1: tuna that you're getting in the can. It's not that
Speaker 1: it's white. It's a piece of white tuna that were
Speaker 1: pretty white tuna. And it's expensive bino tuna when you
Speaker 1: see Okay, so rule of thumb nine, I'm eating a
Speaker 1: thumb nine out of ten times when you see the
Speaker 1: words white tuna on the menu or topped with white
Speaker 1: tuna in a roll, Nope, worse, it's escolar. Google well
Speaker 1: google it. Escal r is called the x lax fish
Speaker 1: it is, I swear to God, it is cheap, it
Speaker 1: is indigestible, it's got a waxy feel to it. It's
Speaker 1: banned in Italy and another country it's banned. It literally banned.
Speaker 1: So and so. If chances are, if you're going to
Speaker 1: even a decent sushi restaurant, you're probably and you it's
Speaker 1: his white tuna, also known as oil fish. Don't order it, um,
Speaker 1: it's not good for you. The exceptions to the rule
Speaker 1: are like, maybe you go to Nobu, one of these
Speaker 1: top notch sushi spots. Then you're getting the real deal,
Speaker 1: and you're paying through the nose for it because it's expensive.
Speaker 1: But chances are, if you go to everyday, run of
Speaker 1: the mill sushi spot and it says white tuna, don't
Speaker 1: get it because it's escalar. It says it's delicious, but
Speaker 1: says escalar is a type of snake mackerel, sometimes under
Speaker 1: the name butterfish that sounds nice. Sushi restaurants occasionally serve
Speaker 1: it as super white tuna or king tuna. The problem
Speaker 1: with escalar cannot metabolize the wax esters naturally found in
Speaker 1: its diet. These esthers are called jiptuxin. That is what
Speaker 1: gives the flesh of escal arts oily texture, and it
Speaker 1: will have downside or less. They can cause gastro and
Speaker 1: testinal problems and frankly and bluntly specific and I'm sorry
Speaker 1: for this. It says in the story I'm reading on
Speaker 1: the kitchen noe dot com the consumption of escala causes explosive,
Speaker 1: oily orange diarrhea does the worst kind and you get
Speaker 1: some orange roughie in the toilet. Oh so no, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, if I eat booberry, well I have mets
Speaker 1: blue and orange poop and fit it together. So so
Speaker 1: here's the best part. So so they're doing reports and
Speaker 1: they go they go undercover and to a bunch of
Speaker 1: sushi spots and that they send it inside edition sends
Speaker 1: it to the labs, is what it sounds like, right, Well,
Speaker 1: they send it to the lab and sure enough, places
Speaker 1: like Noo and that the high end restaurants, the white
Speaker 1: tuna is indeed white tuna. Um. So they go back
Speaker 1: to the places that we're serving escalar as white tuna,
Speaker 1: and they get the typical reporter with the mike in
Speaker 1: the middle of the afternoon as they're getting the a
Speaker 1: sushi delivery at the side door and they go up
Speaker 1: to this one restaurant and he's like, uh, hey, sir,
Speaker 1: could you tell me, why is it that you guys
Speaker 1: serve white tuna and you you call it white tuna,
Speaker 1: but it's really escalar. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. It's it's white tuna. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's escalar. You guys getting a delivery right here? Yes,
Speaker 1: I see is this escalar that's coming in. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's white tuna. This is white too. Here. You don't
Speaker 1: believe me, The guy tries to call her, bloof, you
Speaker 1: don't believe me. Here, look at the invoice. She the invoice,
Speaker 1: so so she she takes the piece of paper and
Speaker 1: she's reading down the itemized packing list of what's there,
Speaker 1: and she goes it says it right here, escalar, you're
Speaker 1: serving escalar. And he grabs the paper and runs inside
Speaker 1: and slams the door on her. Wow, it's okay. So
Speaker 1: so this person says on this article, I personally know
Speaker 1: someone who in escalar steak one night, unaware of its
Speaker 1: side effects. The next day he was writing, the elevator
Speaker 1: to his office went out of nowhere. Has bowels unleashed
Speaker 1: a surprise attack on his pants, so I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: But they said that people call it the orlestra fish,
Speaker 1: it says the Japanese and Italian government have banned the
Speaker 1: importation and sale of escalar for this reason. Japanese, you know,
Speaker 1: Japan is obviously where they where sushi comes from. They
Speaker 1: don't allow it to be sold. The governments of Canada, Sweden,
Speaker 1: and Denmark require that all escalar come with warning labels.
Speaker 1: The FDA lifted the escalar ban because the fish is
Speaker 1: non toxic. Sure it causes embarrassing things, but it won't
Speaker 1: hurt or kill you, uh, it says America. It says
Speaker 1: f d A said that, okay, but but that the
Speaker 1: FDA is to keep you from dying as long as
Speaker 1: you know it's gonna give you the ships. It says.
Speaker 1: In spite of this, escalar is indeed very buttery and
Speaker 1: delicious and should be enjoyed, but never in portions larger
Speaker 1: than six ounces. Portions below six ounces will not cause
Speaker 1: gastro intestinal distress. How about that? How about that it's
Speaker 1: still maybe my dog had escalar. Maybe that it's pretty
Speaker 1: cheap and it's pretty awful, and I wonder if dog
Speaker 1: Food has it. Thank you Inside Edition for that. I
Speaker 1: was fascinating by that story. I brought it soon to
Speaker 1: be outside edition really like I said before, exactly, I
Speaker 1: brought it to the morning show and we uh we
Speaker 1: talked about it for a little for a minute anyway. Anyway.
Speaker 1: But but but that's neither here nor son to you.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna call this podcast white white poop, brown poop,
Speaker 1: red poop, blue poop, No, no poop. We gotta come
Speaker 1: up with two other poops we can. We have to
Speaker 1: tile the episode white poop, range poop. Ah, that's gonna
Speaker 1: be the title. Don't If it's not, I'll go in
Speaker 1: the system and change it. I'm gonna fight you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll lose chest your cat. Okay, So can I tell
Speaker 1: you how I stunk up everything? Another time? Another? Wow,
Speaker 1: we're just staying on this ship topic, aren't we. No,
Speaker 1: it's not ship. I promised not ship. So, uh, my
Speaker 1: wife picked up some um food she went shopping for
Speaker 1: my daughter. I didn't. He was traded Joe's the Whole Foods.
Speaker 1: You know. My daughter's pegan vegetarian, that one right, So
Speaker 1: she mostly eats vegan food. Occasional like occasional shrimp. Don't
Speaker 1: listen to episode. No, my daughter is not an asshole,
Speaker 1: absolutely not, okay, and that might not have been. She
Speaker 1: knows whatever it was. I love, I know, I know. Okay.
Speaker 1: So my wife says, oh, I'm coming straight from work.
Speaker 1: I was gonna meet her at a restaurant. Uh. So
Speaker 1: when I get to her says, oh, I have a
Speaker 1: bag of food for for our daughter. Uh. You know,
Speaker 1: you'll bring it home. I'm going out tonight. She was
Speaker 1: going out with a friend for drinks after we had dinner.
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, yeah, I go out with
Speaker 1: your friend and I'll bring the food home whatever. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I bring the food home and it had you
Speaker 1: know those white bags. Uh. You freeze them and then
Speaker 1: you put them in with food to keep them cold. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I get home, I have those little little bag
Speaker 1: and my wife says to me, I'm gonna She said, oh, um,
Speaker 1: I need the bag back. It's I borrowed it from
Speaker 1: someone from work. I was like, okay, um, and she says,
Speaker 1: I I also barred the ice pack the ice packs
Speaker 1: from work. So let me have the ice pack back. Um,
Speaker 1: you know at some point okay, not a problem. I said, Uh,
Speaker 1: when I meet you at your office in two days,
Speaker 1: I'll bring it. This way, you don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about you know, I'll bring it. You don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about remembering it, you know, in the morning, right,
Speaker 1: I'll bring the ice pack. So I unpack and it's
Speaker 1: like one of those blue ice packs, like it's a
Speaker 1: blue thing you filled with water and it's frozen. And
Speaker 1: I and these two white bags that are you know,
Speaker 1: the bags you freeze. So I take the food out,
Speaker 1: I put it in the refrigerator from my daughter, and
Speaker 1: I put the blue um that. Yeah, I put the
Speaker 1: blue thing in the drain rack, and I put the
Speaker 1: two white bags in the drain wreck that I have
Speaker 1: no room in my freezer, and there's no reason to
Speaker 1: refreeze them. They'll freeze them when my wife takes him
Speaker 1: to the office. Whatever. Right, So two days later, I said,
Speaker 1: you know, my my kitchen is smelling. I can't figure
Speaker 1: out why the kitchen is smelling. I can't figure it out.
Speaker 1: And so my wife says, something smells. You should change
Speaker 1: the garbage. There's a guy. I'll change the garbage. You know,
Speaker 1: don't want to go to work I'll figure out what's smelling,
Speaker 1: no problem, And I said, I'll see you later at
Speaker 1: the office. I meet you later for you know whatever.
Speaker 1: So the house is just I can't figure what's smelling
Speaker 1: in the house. So I I go about my business.
Speaker 1: I take the blue ice pack in the two white
Speaker 1: ice bags into right. No, no, this a few days before.
Speaker 1: And I put the two white ice packed bags and
Speaker 1: the blue frozen water thing into a little little, uh
Speaker 1: shopping bag, and I put them in my car. And
Speaker 1: I'm I'm running errands before I go to my wife's office,
Speaker 1: and my car is smelling. Go what why does my
Speaker 1: car smell like the kitchen. I'm checking my shoes. I
Speaker 1: can't cannot figure out my cart stinks. Stinks is awful smell.
Speaker 1: So I'm looking under the seats. I can't figure out what.
Speaker 1: So there's an old pair of sneakers and in the
Speaker 1: back of my car that my one of my youngest
Speaker 1: daughter left in the back seat. So I like, maybe
Speaker 1: the sneakers stink, so I spray them with a breeze
Speaker 1: um you know, but uh, you know, beat that doesn't help.
Speaker 1: So I get to I get to my wife's office
Speaker 1: and I give her the shopping bag, and I said,
Speaker 1: here you go, and um, you know, I'm gonna run
Speaker 1: some errands nearby where she works and i'll see you tonight.
Speaker 1: She's yeah, right. Two minutes later, she comes out as
Speaker 1: I'm walking to the car, she goes, you're an idiot.
Speaker 1: So what are you talking about? She said, you ought
Speaker 1: me back the ice bags, right, the ice packs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you said they belonged from your office. I brought it back.
Speaker 1: I brought them back. She was, yeah, the blue one
Speaker 1: is from my office. Those white bags aren't ice bags.
Speaker 1: So we're talking about what I said, where have they
Speaker 1: been that the kitchen smells, like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: They were in the drain rack. You probably didn't notice
Speaker 1: them because they were dishes in the drain rack. She said, yeah,
Speaker 1: these bags were for your daughter. Dumbass. I said, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? She said, there there were bags of
Speaker 1: frozen cauliflower fried rice. That's why that's why the house
Speaker 1: smells like cauliflower, like awfull cauliflower fart, because it was
Speaker 1: sitting in the kitchen for two days on refrigerator. And
Speaker 1: that's why your car stinks and scary. It's five days later.
Speaker 1: My car still stinks. I can't get the cauliflowers smell
Speaker 1: out my defense, they looked like the white bags, the
Speaker 1: freezer bag. Well that those are his vegetables and they
Speaker 1: live off I go, didn't you see them in the
Speaker 1: drain racks? Is? Why would I look in the drain rack?
Speaker 1: Why would you put them in the drain rack? But
Speaker 1: it's you. My daughter's mad at me. I wasted her
Speaker 1: cauliflower fried rice. My wife's annoyed because the kitchen still
Speaker 1: has a smell days later, and my cost thinks she
Speaker 1: won't get in the car. So between the ship and
Speaker 1: the cauliflower, I've had quite distinctly, you really have. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a little disturbed by people who look like celebrities.
Speaker 1: You're talking about me that then try and lean into
Speaker 1: it and look more like the celebrity. Earlier in the week,
Speaker 1: there was that woman who, uh you know, she looks
Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift. She's all over TikTok, she makes money
Speaker 1: off of it, she does celebrity impressions. She looks this
Speaker 1: is woman, I forgot her name. She's famous, she's the
Speaker 1: most she She looks more that famous. She looks more
Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift does google her real
Speaker 1: quick anyway, she walks down the street and she does
Speaker 1: her hair like Taylor, her lipstick is exactly the same,
Speaker 1: she dresses like her. She does everything in her power
Speaker 1: to make herself look exactly like Taylor. So Wohl people
Speaker 1: find her like this guy. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Teller starts hugging and kissing her on the street. But
Speaker 1: it's not obviously not Taylor. But okay, so but hold on,
Speaker 1: that's not that she's got Taylor's pushed up. No, that's
Speaker 1: not the argument. That's not the argument. The argument is
Speaker 1: unless you're a celebrity impressionist that you're trying to go
Speaker 1: and make some money, and that's your side hustle and
Speaker 1: that's what you and weddings, that's fine, But in everyday life,
Speaker 1: you gotta have something wrong with you. Why the funk
Speaker 1: would you lean into looking more like a celebrity doing
Speaker 1: everything you can, Like you wouldn't normally have a goatee,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna grow a goatee because that would make
Speaker 1: you look more like a celebrity because people that are
Speaker 1: like eight percent way he don't want to go all in.
Speaker 1: I think that's that's creepy as I have a problem
Speaker 1: with that. I have a problem with it. If you're
Speaker 1: if you okay, if you're trying to be tailor swift
Speaker 1: on tick right, you want to look like hard because
Speaker 1: that you make money. That I get. But if you're
Speaker 1: if you're just some girl who happens to look like
Speaker 1: a celebrity or buy and you start wearing flannel shirts
Speaker 1: because he does, or then it's like single white female
Speaker 1: kind of thing. No, then you're then you're a loser.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I'm saying. Well that's what she's pretty
Speaker 1: much doing. Wait a minute, like her pretty much? Do they? They?
Speaker 1: They're like the way there, Oh, I'm watching her TikTok montage,
Speaker 1: some of them with the glasses of the makeup and
Speaker 1: you want you listen, you're if that makes her insta
Speaker 1: famous or TikTok famous, great, so be it. However, you're
Speaker 1: going out in public every day and she's built like her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they want to hair like her. You wanna with the
Speaker 1: glasses in the hat. It's uncanny. Yeah, But like it's
Speaker 1: almost like you're asking you, you're what are you trying
Speaker 1: to do here? You're trying to emulate the person, So badly.
Speaker 1: You want to Why don't you have your own individuality
Speaker 1: and be yourself? Yeah, because she's gonna get the Taylor's
Speaker 1: gonna want to meet her. Taylor's gonna do a video.
Speaker 1: What the hell is that Taylor is gonna do some?
Speaker 1: Is that you or me? Not me? Hold on, I
Speaker 1: got nothing going on here. I can hear something in
Speaker 1: the background. Yeah, they started playing videos on the website.
Speaker 1: I was on. You know, maybe Taylor puts her like
Speaker 1: an adoptel gang er video. You know, maybe Taylor write
Speaker 1: this song about your my my evil twin or something
Speaker 1: and the girl makes money off it. Woman, so every
Speaker 1: day and I'm I'm not just every day. No, I
Speaker 1: don't want to single her out. But we know that
Speaker 1: there are people out there that look like celebrities and
Speaker 1: they have been famous examples before I forgot who had
Speaker 1: a lot some people Michael Jackson impersonators always, but people
Speaker 1: that look like them and they just then they start
Speaker 1: to become them. And yeah, I get a lot of
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds comparisons when I go out to me, I'm
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise. Yeah, well you have the height, so yeah,
Speaker 1: so seriously, you do your you do your own stunts, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know, I just wanted to point it out
Speaker 1: because you know, you could say what you want, like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, you guys are overreacting, But I think it's
Speaker 1: a you have a couple of screwls loose if you
Speaker 1: you know, let's say you don't like to have bangs,
Speaker 1: but the celebrity has bangs, Like I'm gonna get bangs
Speaker 1: because celebrity has bangs because I want to look that
Speaker 1: much more like that person. I don't know, just a
Speaker 1: little weird to me. Something I thought i'd bring up
Speaker 1: because I can, because we got a podcast. Let's see.
Speaker 1: I can't believe this visitor gave us a tour of
Speaker 1: Taylor's old department. Oh yeah, so so that she got
Speaker 1: to They thought it was Taylor, so they invited her
Speaker 1: in to see her old apartment. It's hilarious on Cornelia Street.
Speaker 1: Corneli Street in the village. That's hilarious. But apparently Taylor
Speaker 1: liked one of her posts, like the real Taylor liked
Speaker 1: her post Listen, that's fine. Halloween's a go. Robin dressed
Speaker 1: up as j Lo in the green uh the green
Speaker 1: uh slinky number that she came to the Grammy's with
Speaker 1: that one year, and she looked like her. She looked great,
Speaker 1: and j Lo repurposed it and did a whole montage
Speaker 1: and she made Robin part of the montage. She she
Speaker 1: saw it, she liked it, and she uh included her
Speaker 1: in in the best j Lo Impressions that year. That's
Speaker 1: one thing. That's one night a year. That's Halloween. You know,
Speaker 1: that's not a life like I'm gonna shave my head
Speaker 1: bald because I look like Howie Mandel and I want
Speaker 1: to really look like Howie Mandel. That's weird. I don't
Speaker 1: know that. Yeah, he started like, yeah, how he made
Speaker 1: Are you gonna look like somebody looking like Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1: Is okay, Howe Mandel. Nothing against Howie, and I think
Speaker 1: you gotta you know that's your claim to fame. You're
Speaker 1: not building as high as the Taylor Swift girl. Well
Speaker 1: that's all I got for this week. We know what
Speaker 1: we would bring the song in right here, but unfortunately
Speaker 1: we don't have the song. Once again, let's rewint this podcast.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minut, wait a minute, wait,
Speaker 1: and I just thought of something. I just thought of something.
Speaker 1: You and I sing the the Brooklyn Boys song. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: let's see if I have it. Well, actually, you and
Speaker 1: I could do it. Do it live? Don't I have
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys, I have come through my computer because
Speaker 1: it's got to come to your computer first to get
Speaker 1: to me. Not if I put the mic up to
Speaker 1: the speaker. I mean that's jankety, but okay janketty. Well no,
Speaker 1: I you know what. We can just sing it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Or I could play baseball in Brooklyn, which which you
Speaker 1: We did a song with the Brooklyn Cyclones, same same parody,
Speaker 1: not not not the same effect. Oh, you know what
Speaker 1: I could do? I have an idea on hold On. Now,
Speaker 1: I can go to the end of an episode on
Speaker 1: my computer, an old episode of ours. Hold On. Still
Speaker 1: can't play it? Still won't. I won't hear it. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold On, not gonna happen. I can't hear it. But
Speaker 1: if I take it off, you can't hear it on
Speaker 1: your on your phone. I could hear it, but that's
Speaker 1: about it. No. If I if I take my headphones
Speaker 1: off and put him up to the speaker, that would work.
Speaker 1: Hold On, I got an idea. We'd like to thank
Speaker 1: Sam the producer, for not calling in today. She was
Speaker 1: supposed to can not hear it. You know why I
Speaker 1: didn't even play it? Yeah, you tell me you can't
Speaker 1: hear it. Wasn't ready, so that's why I can't hear it.
Speaker 1: Play it, Yeah, you're the worst. No, I'm not playing
Speaker 1: it now. No play Dick, No, no, no, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do Why don't you play it? No? Because
Speaker 1: I don't have it. All right, we'll see you next week. Goodbye,
Speaker 1: the boys from Brooklyn, Brooklyn,