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Speaker 2: I've got two more years of being able to see.

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Speaker 1: See yours was good. It was good delivery, so they're yours. Well,

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Speaker 1: Today we're discussing season five, episode fourteen, Sisters in Crime.

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Speaker 1: It originally aired December seventeenth, nineteen ninety one, and it

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Speaker 1: goes a little something like this. DJ sneaks out to

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Speaker 1: DJ's in trouble. It was direct by Joel z Wick.

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Speaker 1: It was written by Boyd Hale. And we have two

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Speaker 1: I remember Scott mentioning this on when we interviewed him

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Speaker 1: Somebody has a Steve Peters in their life.

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Speaker 2: No, no, just that. Uh, it was like it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: This could be an entirely different kid, which wouldn't he

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Speaker 2: so this Steve Peters, Steve Peters, I don't think he's

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Speaker 1: You think they're two different They've got to be. I

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Speaker 1: I thought I think Gregott wasn't there season eight? He

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Speaker 2: You like read in Spanish or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think Steve Hale. No, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: Because we don't ever see Steve's.

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Speaker 2: And don't definitely don't call him mister Peters. He will

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Speaker 1: You'll never speak to you again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's I bet there's somebody out there that's

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Speaker 1: a lot of homework this week. You gotta tell us

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00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:18,440
Speaker 1: lots of things, lot of lots of Yeah, my breast

434
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,959
Speaker 1: pump never talked to me, but I did when I

435
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 1: was when I went back to work in a normal job.

436
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:27,600
Speaker 1: I worked at my alma mater at my Wittier College

437
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,520
Speaker 1: and the Foreign Study office. Anyways, I was pumping in

438
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 1: the office when the cleaning crew came in, and so

439
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,120
Speaker 1: I was just like, Oh, here's me in my topless

440
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:42,440
Speaker 1: pump pumping breasts. So right, I mean, you know, normalized pumping, absolutely,

441
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,119
Speaker 1: and the sounds that the pump makes and the voices

442
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 1: in your head.

443
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,680
Speaker 2: If yours talks to you, that's okay, just don't answer it.

444
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 1: AnyWho. Okay. So Becky for some reason is up for

445
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 1: this challenge because she has Alex and he is the

446
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 1: king of Gas.

447
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call him the prince compared to Dave, but then.

448
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 1: Right, yes, Dave is definitely the King of Gas. Jesse

449
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 1: defends his team, saying that Nicky wants it more, and

450
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,919
Speaker 1: we see a close up on the baby who is

451
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,399
Speaker 1: staring off the stage and.

452
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 2: Blankly the little elmer fudd faces. Yeah, I know, your

453
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:22,119
Speaker 2: little round heads.

454
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,360
Speaker 1: I love these babies so much. The renterrheas were just

455
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:29,680
Speaker 1: beyond adorable. So Jesse counts them down and they start

456
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,719
Speaker 1: burping the babies with determination. Michelle walks downstairs and asks

457
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,920
Speaker 1: what's going on. Jesse explains, well, we're having a little

458
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 1: contest to see who can burp the fastest. Michelle lets

459
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 1: out of burp on command and throws her arms up,

460
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 1: declaring I won. I'm still the burp champion, and she

461
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 1: exits the kitchen while still holding up her arms in victory,

462
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,159
Speaker 1: before turning to Jesse and Becky and shouting, in your face,

463
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,160
Speaker 1: and that's laser sassine.

464
00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,639
Speaker 2: Michelle did not know she could burp on command.

465
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 1: What if she gonna do, the album would be impressive.

466
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 1: Do you think that was like looped? Like, there's no

467
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 1: way they did. I can't burn demand no, because it's

468
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 1: a lot of people can. But I don't think they could.

469
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 1: I don't think they That was definitely loop. Definitely looped, okay,

470
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:18,919
Speaker 1: because it didn't seem Usually probably are very obviously looped,

471
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 1: but this did not.

472
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 2: This was this blendid. Well, yeah, well Dave probably did it.

473
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 2: I'm Dave probably made the Burke noise. Yeah, he's qualified.

474
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,360
Speaker 1: He's the most qualified if you want to make bodily noises.

475
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 1: Next in the kitchen. Becky's taking the twins to aunt

476
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 1: Ida's where they're gonna be again. Didn't she already take

477
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: him to aunt IDAs?

478
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess, no, no, And I showed up

479
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 2: at the house. Remember they were left the two weeks ago.

480
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 2: They were trying to get out, you know, smooth sailing,

481
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 2: and they brought all of the things with them, and

482
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 2: then an IDAs showed up to the house.

483
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 1: Oh no memory of that. My sense of time is

484
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 1: very off. But okay. So aunt Iida. She's like the

485
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 1: recurring character that we never that we never really hear

486
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 1: from again. So okay. But she likes to kiss babies.

487
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 1: We see a close up on one baby who is

488
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 1: staring at the set lights above. Just always cracks me up.

489
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 1: Then Joey barges in with his hockey gear and grunts,

490
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 1: all right, boys, let's get out there and make Channel

491
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,199
Speaker 1: eight a winner because we're lean. And Jesse walks in

492
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 1: and half heartedly states we're mean, and then Danny jumps

493
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:33,360
Speaker 1: in and excitedly shouts and we're clean. Becky looks surprised

494
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 1: as she tells Jesse, I've never seen you on ice skates.

495
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: Do you know anything about hockey? The shade I'm so

496
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 1: here for the shade. Jesse responds, I took the kids

497
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: to smurfs on ice. What's to know? The point is

498
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: the boys are back and we're having a good time.

499
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:55,439
Speaker 1: Danny enthusiastically says, that's right, One for all and all

500
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 1: for one, just like the Three Musketeers, Athos and Jesse

501
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: Chi in Porthos and Jeff. Joey gives a girly wave

502
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 1: and a net. I laughed out loud. That was good

503
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah. Jesse of course hits him on the head,

504
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: reminding him that they're not the Mousketeers, they're the Musketeers.

505
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: Then Danny asks, why do I have to be the goalie?

506
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 1: Joey tells him it's the safest position on the ice,

507
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: and Danny scoffs. Then why am I wearing two hundred

508
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: pounds of foam rubber? Then the doorbell rings, and as

509
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 1: Danny wakes his way to the door, he asks how

510
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 1: fast are those pucks going anyway? And Joey casually states, oh,

511
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:41,360
Speaker 1: not fast, ninety two hundred miles per hour. Danny gives

512
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: a sheepish grin. Maybe I should just sit on the

513
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: bench and make you guys some hot Coco. Danny struggles

514
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: to grasp the door handle with all of his gear on,

515
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 1: but he finally opens it to find Vicki. She greets

516
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: Danny with a kiss and tells him she can't wait

517
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: to see her co host in action. So there this

518
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 1: this has gone fast. Yeah, I feel like it went

519
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: from zero zero two hund Yeah, we're already on stage

520
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: greeting our partner and kissing them at the front door.

521
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 1: This is there.

522
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 2: The last episode they were making out on the couch

523
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 2: and the kids caught them.

524
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,400
Speaker 1: I think that might have been the one you were.

525
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: I meant that's the one I missed. Okay, so that's

526
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: what seat for me. Yeah, it was.

527
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've made a major time jump, but it's still

528
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 2: even even. I was like, oh, we've just okay, so

529
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 2: like it's just a thing.

530
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

531
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 2: I guess they sort of decided to make it, make it,

532
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 2: go for it.

533
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,199
Speaker 1: They've got the chemistry. Why not.

534
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 2: You know they talked to h hr Is Fine Movies.

535
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 2: They're like, don't worry about it.

536
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 1: Well, because she calls him her co host too, you

537
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: think at this stage she'd be like, Oh, I can't

538
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: wait to see my boyfriend in action. Maybe it's not

539
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: official yet. I don't know. I don't greet my I

540
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: don't greet you with a kiss and saying hello. Can't

541
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: wait to see my co host in action? Yeah, well

542
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 1: you should obviously a little little left out. Yeah, if

543
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 1: we were in person, guaranteed that it's not like you

544
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 1: haven't kissed me before. This is true? How are we

545
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 1: taking just side journeys today? I'm like, what is wrong

546
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 1: with us? I don't know. I'm already sweating. Oh boy,

547
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: So Danny grins, and he quickly yells, guys, what are

548
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 1: we waiting for? Hot coco, Let's get out on the ice.

549
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 1: Jesse rubs Nikki and Alex's bald heads for good luck,

550
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,959
Speaker 1: but he tells Becky that if they don't start growing

551
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: hair soon, he's buying them. Baby two pays. Then Danny

552
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 1: says goodbye to DJ. She wishes him luck and tells

553
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: him not to get hurt. He insists, I can take

554
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: care of myself. Then he turns on the drama. But

555
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: if anything happens to me, I love you so much,

556
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: and he gives her a giant hug. He thanks her

557
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 1: once more for giving up her Saturday to babysit, and

558
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: she shrugs, it's no problem. I was supposed to go

559
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: out with Steve, but he never called. It's not a

560
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: big deal. Okay, so he's a total hunk, but it's

561
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 1: no big deal. Did I say that already? Because it's

562
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 1: no big deal, it's obviously a big deal. It's very

563
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 1: big deal, very big deal. Yeah. Danny reminds her that

564
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 1: Stephanie needs to finish her book report, and Michelle can't

565
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: go outside because she still has the sniffles. DJ nods

566
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 1: with understanding. Danny admits he owes her one. She gives

567
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: a hopeful smile, like a red Mustang convertible. Danny narrows

568
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: his eyes before giving her a cheesy grin. No, I mean,

569
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: like one more big dad hug.

570
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 2: Don't you think it's a little a little premature for

571
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 2: them to get into all the hockey gear.

572
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: Because oh yeah, do that on the door? How the

573
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: hell are they gonna drive there? Well, Jesse's probably gonna

574
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: be on a sororcycle. Yeah, Jesse's on his motorcycle.

575
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 2: I mean what, Joey, the last car we saw him

576
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 2: with was a yellow Volkswagon the bug.

577
00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, why, well, you know, the joke's gotta work,

578
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: but it.

579
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 2: Did like it hit me as he was like, come on, guys,

580
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 2: let's go. And then I was like, wait a minute,

581
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 2: how are you How are you going to get in

582
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 2: the car.

583
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're already suited in, Like you know, they have

584
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: not dressing rooms what do you call it? Locker rooms?

585
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 2: Dressing rooms where they do the thing?

586
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, where's crafty? Right, yeah exactly. So next in the kitchen,

587
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: Stephanie is being studious, sporting her Walter glasses as she

588
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: works on her book report. The glasses have stayed Waldo glasses. Well, Walter,

589
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: they look like wal You do look like Waldo, and

590
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: you're so cute like these glasses. There's been more continuity

591
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: with your glasses than like any other storyline.

592
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 2: And then came crazy that that's what they picked, you

593
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like those those glasses are cute

594
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 2: and they're kind of you look the other what were

595
00:29:58,800 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 2: the other?

596
00:29:59,200 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: Like?

597
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 2: What did I say now to you know what I mean?

598
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: We gotta is property Bob still around? Like we need

599
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: to question, we have.

600
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 2: Questions, Roger Montesano, what happened?

601
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, we we we need we have questions. But look,

602
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: Waldo was big at the time, so you were very

603
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:15,719
Speaker 1: on trend.

604
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 2: I'm sure I had Where's Waldo birthday?

605
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: We've discussed this. You've got a Where's Waldo? Did we

606
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: discussed the birthday party? Yes? I did. Sorry, the menopause

607
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: is the menopause brain?

608
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 2: Maybe well I might be just one of us and

609
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 2: be like, no, we totally talked about this and we didn't.

610
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: So one of us is having menopause brain. We don't

611
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: know which one, but that's okay. We'll we'll just carry

612
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: on it cancels each other out if we both have

613
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: it right. Uh So, Michelle walks in and she sits

614
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: right next to Steph before doing a big sniffle. Steph

615
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: lowers her glasses and asks, don't you have anything better

616
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 1: to do than sniffle in my ear while I'm working?

617
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: Michelle responds, I don't know where it comes from, but

618
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 1: it just keeps coming. Then the doorbell rings and j

619
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: tells them she'll answer it. My dad nuts doing that. Oh,

620
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: my dad would be like, just blow your nose, your nose.

621
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: It didn't like the feeling. It was so weird. I

622
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: didn't like it. You didn't like to blow your nose?

623
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 2: No, I didn't like the feeling of it as a kid.

624
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: It didn't.

625
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 2: It felt funny on the outside of my face.

626
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: Really yeah, but you so, just the feeling of snot

627
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: continuously going up and down your nasal cavity, that was fine.

628
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: But yeah, I didn't want it outside. If you touched

629
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: my outside face, that was it felt weird.

630
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 2: I didn't laugh, you know what I mean. Didn't like it.

631
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: I rather just hack style thing. So okay, well, there

632
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: you go.

633
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 2: It's my little looks, my little quarks.

634
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: You're allowed to quirks. You're allowed to have quarks, and

635
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: I will make fun of you until the end of time,

636
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: you guys, as we do. So DJ opens the front

637
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: door to find the Steve Peters, Scott Wingers in the

638
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: house ladies and gentlemen, and he looks like he's wearing

639
00:31:55,560 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: a wig. The hair, that hair, let me tell you, Wow,

640
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: that was a choice he.

641
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: That was he was bringing the mullets back mullets.

642
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,479
Speaker 1: Yes, the big hair, big mullets. Yeah, that is a

643
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: statement choice. It was a statement hair. Yeah, it was

644
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: a statement.

645
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 2: And he also looked like he could fit three more

646
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 2: people into that letterman jack.

647
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: It was oversized. I loved it though. Besides the hair,

648
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: like Scott Look's exactly the same choice the voice like,

649
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, he hasn't changed, just the hair is whiter now,

650
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: but that's it. He's exactly the same. So potentially a

651
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: little more neurotic.

652
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he usually more neurotic easily,

653
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 2: but yeah, definitely looks still the same.

654
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,959
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm so glad he's officially I know

655
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: he has arrived. He's here. So DJ is obviously shocked

656
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: to see him and asks what he's doing here. Steve asks,

657
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: didn't you get my note about going to the movies?

658
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 1: I gave it to Maria to give to Kimmy to

659
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: give to you in home ack djsfore cell phones? Yeah,

660
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: this is how you communicate. You get a pass. No,

661
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: it's around and home ech. You know, I wish they

662
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: still taught HOMEC. Like that's good. That's a useful class,

663
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: way more useful than like algebra or things like that.

664
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: Homeg man omeck. So DJ shakes her head knowingly. Ugh, no,

665
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: wonder I didn't get it. Kimmy always ditches HOMEC. She

666
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: says she's going to marry a doctor and get a maid. Kimmy,

667
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: she's you know, she's she's just very race car driver

668
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: so she's probably got a bad Oh yeah, that's true.

669
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: Well whatever, Kimmy, she she's a role model in some

670
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: ways and not a role model in other ways. We

671
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: just accept her the way she is. Yeah. So Steve

672
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: throws his arms up in the air and says, let's

673
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: go to the movies. DJ happily starts to walk out

674
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: the door, but stops herself when she realizes she has

675
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: to babysit. Steve's size. H, that's too bad, but DJ

676
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,959
Speaker 1: quickly reassures him, wait, I can go, and Steve wonders

677
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: what about babysitting. DJ suggests that they just take her

678
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: little sisters with them. Steve looks hesitant, and DJ assures

679
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 1: him that he will love them. They're adorable. Then she

680
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: sprints out of the living room and makes a beeline

681
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: for the kitchen. DJ announces to Stephan Michelle, we're going

682
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: to the movies. Put on your coats and act adorable,

683
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 1: but Michelle shakes her head. I cannot leave this house,

684
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: dad said, DJ argues, Well, Dad's not here. I'm in charge,

685
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: so that makes me dad. Steph chimes in, until the

686
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: real Dad comes back and makes you grounded. It's got

687
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: a point, yeh. DJ insists, you don't get it. The

688
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: hottest guy in the junior class is in our living room.

689
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: He has his own car and he can grow a

690
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: mustache in less than a month, which made me laugh

691
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 1: because it takes Tate and dates sporting a mustache right now.

692
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: That is it can't shave it off because I can't

693
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: write it. She's too long, right, yeah, corrects me. Get it.

694
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 2: Most mostly don't get like the like the facial hair

695
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 2: doesn't really kick in until.

696
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: Like they're thirty, you know, and then it was like terrible.

697
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 2: As you get older, my friends just you'll be yeah, wait,

698
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 2: Terri will disappear from one place and reappear in another.

699
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just it's it's fascinating and terrifying all at

700
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: the same time. So then Steve walks in and asks

701
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: DJ if she really wants to do this. DJ laughs,

702
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 1: Oh sure, I'm sure. She wrangles her sisters and brings

703
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: them over to Steve, saying I'd like you to meet

704
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: a very good friend of mine. She introduces Stephanie and

705
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 1: Michelle to Steve, and Michelle boldly declares, let's see you

706
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: grow a mushtash. Steph happily chimes in, not that I

707
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: don't trust you, Steve Arino, and she gives him a

708
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: friendly pat on the shoulder to emphasize it. But can

709
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: I see your driver's license? DJ lets out a fake

710
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: laugh and says to her date, I told you they

711
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: were a door. Steve realizes they have to go because

712
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: thunder Raceway starts in half an hour. Steph is instantly

713
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: opposed to this thunder Raceway. I believe that's rated PG.

714
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: Parental guidance suggested, No parents, no guidance, No Gog's pretty benign, right,

715
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 1: I mean, was like every Disney movie is PG PG right,

716
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: so Steph is very like following rules, very following.

717
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 2: I feel like if they made it PG thirteen, that

718
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 2: would have been like because then DJ and Steve could

719
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 2: have gone.

720
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: By Yeah, yeah, that they should have had it at

721
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: thirteen in there. But that's all right, Stuph, I has stuff.

722
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 1: Are you always a goodie too? Shoot? Like a rule

723
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: follower through the whole series. I feel like you.

724
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 2: Get Remember, I get a car with people I don't know.

725
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 2: I've got a smoking friend.

726
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: Ge smoking, I'm smoking friends, right yeah, so yeah, I

727
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: feel like a little later right now, you're still young enough,

728
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: you're still following rules to a te Okay, so DJ

729
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: size Steph give me a break. The only G rated

730
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: movie out there is The Littlest Sea Lion. Michelle and

731
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: Stephanie gasp. Michelle exclaims I've been dying to see that,

732
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: and Steph nods in agreement. Michelle continues to imitate a

733
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,919
Speaker 1: Sea Lion while DJ apologizes to Steve for the hold up,

734
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 1: but Steve doesn't mind. He agrees to see that movie

735
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 1: instead and gives DJ a smile. Hopefully we won't even

736
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 1: be watching the movie. Michelle cluelessly asks why not, and

737
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: DJ changes the subject quickly. Okay, no more questions. Everybody

738
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: in the car. Steph runs out of the kitchen and

739
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: claims the front seat. Then Michelle asks Steve want to

740
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: hear something amazing and he nods sure kid. As Steve

741
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: bends down to listen to Michelle, she does a big

742
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,720
Speaker 1: sniffle in his ear. DJ laughs and says, once again,

743
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: I told you they were adorable. So Michelle is patient

744
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: zero for whatever plague is about what she is just

745
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: spreading her sniffles all over the city. Next we are

746
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: in the movie theater and Stephanie is going through her

747
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: checklist of theater snacks. She has drinks, popcorn, mint licorice,

748
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 1: chocolate raisins, and of course, bond bonds. Michelle is holding

749
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: a full container of snacks herself. When she realizes you

750
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: forgot the nachos, Steph warns her, let's not be pigs.

751
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: I love you and Michelle. Stephan Michelle are so funny

752
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: in this hole. Yeah, this is a funny episode for them.

753
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is they're kind of together on this.

754
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you're just the clueless sisters going along with everything, right, fantastic.

755
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: So then DJ runs over and asks Stephanie for her change.

756
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: Stephanie scoffs change. If there was any money left, I

757
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: would have bought nachos, probably bought all of it for

758
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: twenty bucks, right like eighteen seventy four. This would be

759
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: like a dollar and change. This would be a mortgage payment.

760
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: If you were to buy this many so snacks now,

761
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: this would be three hundred dollars. Oh my gosh, that

762
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: would be yeah, just painfully, painfully expensive. So you take

763
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: your own snacks in. You get a big purse. I

764
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: mean not that we're advocating that, but if you have

765
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: a big purse.

766
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 2: You just if you can put your snacks that you

767
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 2: want to bring in your back.

768
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: Don't be ridiculous about it. People have brought like a

769
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: bucket of fried chicken.

770
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 2: That's just nobody needs.

771
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: Somebody needs fried chicken. Being ridiculous. Just put some in there.

772
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: Go a bottle of water.

773
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 2: You get your little candy bars somewhere that they're not

774
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 2: eighteen dollars.

775
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, go to go to the not sponsored by AMC. Okay,

776
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: well not anymore anymore. Yeah, like those damn girls, you

777
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: are sponsored by Snickers. Yeah. I love Snickers. That's like

778
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: one of my You got the you got the you

779
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,720
Speaker 1: got the chocolate, you got your protein, you got your sugar.

780
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: It's the most beautiful those Are you angry?

781
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 2: Yea?

782
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: The Snickers? Yeah, this is just one of the most

783
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: perfect candy bars. Anyways, where are we? Oh so D,

784
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. DJ's out of money with us?

785
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: I don't know DJ, She's she feels awkward, and she

786
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 1: makes her way back over to Steve, and she admits

787
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: she doesn't have enough money to pay for her sisters.

788
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 1: Steve says he only has enough for the two of

789
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: them and suggests that maybe we should just forget this

790
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,399
Speaker 1: whole thing. But DJ doesn't want this date to end,

791
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,919
Speaker 1: so she says, Kimmy just started working here, maybe she'll

792
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: have an idea famous last words like this never works.

793
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,240
Speaker 2: Out, DJ trust Kimmy. Never never go to Kimmy coop.

794
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 1: A solution, right, Oh, and Steve quips, well that would

795
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: be a first. Then we see Kimmy, who is currently

796
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: in charge of checking tickets. She shouts to two moviegoers,

797
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: don't spill anything. I'm the one who has to clean up.

798
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: You know, she's not she's not employee of the month,

799
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: but she's the first day. It is first day, Yeah,

800
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: and loving this pink uniform so cute with your little

801
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: bow tie and vest. I felt so I felt ely hair.

802
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: I loved this look mostly because it wasn't neon and

803
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: you were like most because yeah, exactly the most. It

804
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: was the most normal thing I had worn on the

805
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: show in a long time, So I felt very cool.

806
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 1: You know, even though that the light pink probably wouldn't

807
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 1: be fashionable today. But that's tells her in that sells

808
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 1: her a thing. Hey, everything comes back, Everything comes back

809
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: to the nineties, I'm just saying. So DJ begs Kimmy

810
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: for help and asks if she can borrow ten dollars.

811
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: Kimmy shrugs, yeah, sure, but I can't get it right now.

812
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm on duty. If I leave, kids will sneak in.

813
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: DJ's face lights up. Kimmy, that's the answer. You have

814
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,479
Speaker 1: to sneak my sisters in. Kimmy gasps and horror. What

815
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 1: you're asking me to commit a crime my first day

816
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: on the job. I'm shocked.

817
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,919
Speaker 2: You just made the same exact face that you did

818
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 2: in the show, Like, yeah.

819
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:21,399
Speaker 1: And the whole thing was an exact replica. Great, that's

820
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: the origin. This is the origin of My eleven, My eleven.

821
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 1: The Kimmy furrowed brown right here. So DJ questions you're

822
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: not going to do it, and Kimmy doesn't hesitate. Well,

823
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 1: of course I'll do it, but still, I'm shocked. That

824
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: was great, So DJ size and relief. Thanks, you're my hero.

825
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 1: Then Steve walks up with Michelle and Stephanie. He hands

826
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: Kimmy two tickets, and when Stephanie and Michelle walk in,

827
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: Kimmy quickly shoes them along, but Stephanie stops dead in

828
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: her tracks. Hold it, where's our stubs? DJ nervously chimes in, Uh,

829
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: you don't need any tell him Kimmy. Kimmy quickly makes

830
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: up a lie. Yeah, that's right, because you're the one

831
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 1: millionth customer. Stephanie is thrilled. She asks, all right, how

832
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 1: do I win a new car? Kimmy cleverly responds, no,

833
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: you win a free pass for you and a guest.

834
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: Stephanie thinks long and hard about who she should take,

835
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: when Michelle butts in, what are you nuts? Take me?

836
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: And they walk into the theater. Yet I blame the

837
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: theater for you know this? Who who lets people into

838
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 1: buy snacks before you've paid for your tickets? Security?

839
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 2: That's the they will not.

840
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, mister Ed is the one who's on the hook.

841
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: That is why. Think about it? When you go to

842
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 1: the movies, Now you walk in to the snack area.

843
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,479
Speaker 1: Oh you do. I haven't been to the movies in yeah,

844
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: one hundred years. Wrong, We're wrong. I thought you buy

845
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: it outside the theater and then walk into the snacks

846
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: after you've paid for your ticket. But movie places do.

847
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: Some places don't.

848
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 2: No, I know, I no that I think about it,

849
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 2: now that I think about it. The movie theaters that

850
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 2: I go to, the snack.

851
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: Area is always open, okay, And then the the once

852
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 1: you like, get your snacks and go to the theater,

853
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,240
Speaker 1: then you present your ticket to the So this is correct.

854
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 1: They're doing it correct. Correct. Well, I don't like this

855
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: because what do they think the casual passer by is

856
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 1: going to come by a ten dollars water bottle? Like? No, Like,

857
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 1: why do they? Why do some people.

858
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 2: Want movie popcorn when they're just passing by?

859
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. It doesn't have an often with this.

860
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 1: I need to talk to the CEO of AMC, Like what,

861
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: I don't agree with this because all of this would

862
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: have been solved if they had just put the ticket

863
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 1: booth outside the theater. But then we wouldn't have a

864
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: twenty two minute episode. So okay, where are we? Oh,

865
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: we're inside the theater. Now. They choose their seats and

866
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: stuff plops down right beside Steve. Admitting this is cozy,

867
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: DJ tells them it'll be even cozier when they move

868
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: behind her and Steve and pushes the girls over to

869
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: their new seats. As DJ and Steve get settled into

870
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: their seats, the lights dim and a pink panther cartoon

871
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:18,399
Speaker 1: starts to play. Stephanie and Michelle gasped with excitement. They

872
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 1: both start to sing that that, that, and I won't

873
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: say anymore because we don't have the rights for that

874
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 1: and it can't afford them. DJ angrily shushes them and

875
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: Wish whisper yells I don't want to hear a peep

876
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: out of you too until the movie's over. They both

877
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: respond peep just to annoy her classical I would to

878
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:48,919
Speaker 1: my mom. Jane's oh yeah, yeah, don't worry, I've gotten

879
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: it back and drove. Oh oh, I'm sure. I'm sure.

880
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 1: I was the same way. I had two older brothers,

881
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 1: so like whatever, you can, don't touch me, and so

882
00:45:55,480 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: you touch like I'm not touching you. Uh So. Then

883
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: Steph notices that Steve is trying to make a move

884
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 1: on DJ. She tells Michelle watch this. He's gonna put

885
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 1: his arm around DJ. He's getting closer, closer, and then

886
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,479
Speaker 1: Michelle screams at the top of her lungs, DJ, watch out.

887
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: DJ stands up and demands, that's it, you too in

888
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: the back row, right now, move it, move it, move it.

889
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 1: As they're move into the back STEPH raises her eyebrows

890
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: and declares, how rude. Once they're gone, DJ reclaims her

891
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: seat next to Steve and he puts an arm around her. Meanwhile,

892
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 1: a movie theater employee is walking around checking ticket stubs.

893
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,720
Speaker 1: He walks up to stephan Michelle and says, I'm sorry

894
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: to bother you, but we've had some kids switching theaters.

895
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: Could I check your ticket stubs? Stephanie boasts we don't

896
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 1: need any I'm the one millionth customer and this is

897
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: my guest, one millionth and one. Well, Steph is so

898
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: proud like this is a shining moment. Thrilled yeah uh,

899
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: he responds, you better come with me, and Steph grins

900
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: at her sister. I bet we want a new car.

901
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: Then Kimmy walks into the theater and sees her boss

902
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: walking the two girls out. Kimmy rushes up to Stephen DJ,

903
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 1: who are making out. She flashes her light on them

904
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 1: and says, WHOA sorry, I'll wait smooch away and Kimmy

905
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: or no. DJ asks what is it. Kimmy admits, my

906
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 1: manager just busted your towropie sisters. He's taking them into

907
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: his office. DJ starts to panic. If he calls my dad,

908
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: I'm dead, and Kimmy frowns, you're dead. I could lose

909
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: my job they better not squeal on me. We we

910
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: smash cut to the manager's office, where the camera zooms

911
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: in on Stephanie's spelling out Kimmy's last name letter by

912
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: letter I B B L E R. Gibbler. That was

913
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 1: a great little smash cut right there. So funny. And

914
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: these are these moviegoers, these theatergoers say, this is the

915
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: most obnoxious. Again. The Tanners exist in a.

916
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 2: World where they don't have to worry about anybody else.

917
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: I don't care they do. I would like to stop it. No,

918
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 1: you're not going to do that. The Tanners are those

919
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 1: people that you hate anywhere you go. But quiet theater traveling, yes,

920
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: this they are just a hot mess where everything goes

921
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: and there's no nobody's annoyed by this. It's just this

922
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,800
Speaker 1: magical land of exceptance. It's the Truman Show. It really

923
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: is the Tanner Show. Yeah, I mean it actually literally is.

924
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: So I guess, yeah it is. Uh So we take

925
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: a commercial break. When we come back, we're still in

926
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: the manager's office and the man is perplexed. Now, why

927
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: in the world would Kimmy Gibbler tell you that you're

928
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 1: the one millionth customer. We've only been open a week.

929
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: Step Size, well, sir, I'm so to have to tell

930
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: you this, but and she leans in closer and says,

931
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 1: you've hired a nutcase. Michelle sniffles and the manager thinks

932
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 1: she's crying. She explains, I'm not crying. I got the sniffles,

933
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: and she sniffles once more and exclaims that was a

934
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: good one. Then DJ storms in here you are, girls,

935
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:24,240
Speaker 1: I am so disappointed in you, and the manager asks

936
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: who are you? She explains, I'm their sister, the good sister.

937
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: What scam did they run this time? The old one

938
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: millionth customer story. Steph starts to defend herself, but DJ

939
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: quickly covers her mouth. She continues, shame on you, blaming sweet,

940
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: poor innocent Kimmy, sir. They may look cute, but don't

941
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 1: be fooled. They've been sneaking into g rated movies all

942
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: over town. In fact, they're known as Snake and Sniffles.

943
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 1: It sounds like something from like a fantasy book. You're right,

944
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: I feel like I can buy like a a butter

945
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: beer or something there. It's a very it's giving Harry's

946
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: giving old English pub. Yeah, it is the quill, a

947
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: quill and a parchment paper. So the manager says he

948
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,839
Speaker 1: called their home but no one answered. DJ insists, well,

949
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 1: that's too bad. My father needs to know about this.

950
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,320
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I'll make sure they get punished like they've

951
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: never been punished before. Steph stares at her big sister

952
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 1: in utter shock as DJ declares, snake and sniffles, let's go.

953
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: She escorts them out of the office, and Michelle realizes

954
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 1: she's sniffles because she has the sniffles. Stephanie turns to

955
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 1: the manager with a word of advice. The popcorn could

956
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: be a little fresher. Steph has opinions. Man, she's not

957
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: afraid to share them. She's going crawling up the ladder

958
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: here just beyond. I want to speak to the manager please.

959
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 2: Well, She's like, look, if I'm getting kicked out anyway,

960
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 2: might as well let you know.

961
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just trying to be helpful, you know. Yeah,

962
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 1: fresher popcorn. Kimmy yells after them and stay out. Her

963
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: manager is about to say something, but Kimmy shoots him

964
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: a quick thumbs up before running out of the office.

965
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 1: Next we are in Michelle and Stephanie's room. DJ sits

966
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: Michelle and Stephanie down and admits, we aren't out of

967
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 1: the woods yet. We can't tell Dad what really happened,

968
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,720
Speaker 1: so we have to tell him what didn't happen. STEP's

969
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 1: face is filled with worry. You mean you want us

970
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 1: to lie to dad. DJ shakes her head. I don't

971
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: want you to lie. I just wanted you to tell

972
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: a fib a tiny little fiblet. She questions, why so

973
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 1: you won't get in trouble. DJ sits down to remind

974
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,400
Speaker 1: her you didn't do your book report, so you're in

975
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: trouble too, and Steph frowns rats. Michelle asks, am I

976
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: in trouble like snakes? DJ responds no, but one day

977
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: you will be, and Stephanie and I will be there

978
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 1: to bail you out. So will you help us? Michelle

979
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 1: thinks about it before declaring, all right, I'm in. DJ

980
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: goes on to explain, now, the secret to a good lie,

981
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: uh fiblet is details. She tells Stephanie, you worked on

982
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: your book report all day. For lunch, you had a

983
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: bloney sandwich sliced diagonally, with a glass of chocolate milk

984
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: and a ho ho face. Steph's face sours, Can I

985
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: have a ding? Dong instead of a ho ho, and

986
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 1: DJ's fine with it. I look, how seriously you're taking this.

987
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: You're like details matter? Yeah, yeah, I'm not a fan

988
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: of the ho ho, so I need to I'm not.

989
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: Nobody would ever buy that I ate a ho ho.

990
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: It's got to be a ding dong. Dad would know

991
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: it's way more believable that way. Then she walks over

992
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: to Michelle and explains when Dad asks you what you

993
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: did today, you say, DJ and I played candy Land

994
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: and I won. But Michelle wants a ding dong now too,

995
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: so she insists if Snake gets one, then Sniffles should

996
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:02,439
Speaker 1: get one too. DJ size, Okay, you get a ding

997
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: dong for winning Candyland. Michelle grins, Wow, I had a

998
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 1: great day. But Stephanie doesn't believe this will work. DJ

999
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: assures her it can't miss as long as we stick

1000
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: to our story. She asks Michelle once again, what did

1001
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: we do today? And Michelle responds the I went to

1002
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: the movies with you and got in trouble. All hope

1003
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 1: drains from Steph's face as she says we're doomed, but

1004
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: DJ won't give up. She reminds Michelle of the plan

1005
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 1: you played Candyland with me and won a ding dong.

1006
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: Remember Michelle hits her head? Oh yeah, can I take

1007
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 1: back my dj and stuff. Both give each other troubled

1008
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 1: glances in response, there's always a weak link, always, there's

1009
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: always one. Never trust a five year old ever. Meanwhile,

1010
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 1: in the living room, Jesse, Joey, and Danny walk in

1011
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: after playing hockey and they're arguing about the game. Jesse

1012
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 1: defends his skating talents. Come on, get off my case.

1013
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: So I wasn't the best skater out there, Joey quips,

1014
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: you call that skating Your butt never left the ice,

1015
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 1: Jesse argues, even flat on my back, I got some

1016
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 1: good shots off. Danny nodds, yeah, you got the winning

1017
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: goal for the other team. Jesse argues, well, the goalie

1018
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: should have blocked that shot. Joey chimes in, or any shot, Danny,

1019
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: What the heck were you doing on your hands and

1020
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: knees anyway? Danny admits he was cleaning the slush around

1021
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 1: his area. Joey argues, Danny, it's not an area. It

1022
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: happens to be a goal crease, and you're supposed to

1023
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: be defending it. Danny insists I was defending it. Until

1024
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: it got all icky. Then Jesse turns to Joey and

1025
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 1: tells him that he's taken this hockey stuff way too seriously.

1026
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: Joey calls him dippity do head, the dippity doo Jo

1027
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: dippity doo. Jesse shoots back by calling him Elmer Fudface.

1028
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: They aggressively throw their sticks on the floor as things

1029
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 1: begin to start to tense up.

1030
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 2: Things begin to start just maybe one day eventually tense

1031
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 2: up exactly.

1032
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: Danny quickly jumps up and breaks them up. He asks,

1033
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: whatever happened to the three musketeers. Jesse responds, musketeer, this

1034
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 1: mop and Glow. Danny throws his stick on the floor

1035
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 1: at this insult, and he says, no, it's mister mop

1036
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 1: and Glow to you. Like the fact that they take

1037
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:36,399
Speaker 1: these names so seriously crass. And they continue with their

1038
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: arguing and yelling. Meanwhile, at the front door, Becky is

1039
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 1: back with the twins. Why is she not taking the

1040
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,879
Speaker 1: back door where there's not one hundred steps to take?

1041
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,399
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's where she is.

1042
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 2: Well, there was a giant fair going on in the backyard,

1043
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 2: with like a ferris wheel and stuff. It's very hard

1044
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 2: they had the road closed down that flinds through it,

1045
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,319
Speaker 2: so she was like, I guess I'll just have to

1046
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 2: go round in front.

1047
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,880
Speaker 1: I bet she she grabbed DJ's very first horse and

1048
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 1: just hopped on that with the fans, and these took

1049
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 1: care of. Yeah. That's the only logical way that she.

1050
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 2: The only logical way is that she carried both of

1051
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,760
Speaker 2: those babies up at.

1052
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,919
Speaker 1: Once, one in each hand. Yeah, up those steps. That's

1053
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: just that's that's that's how Becky does things. She's superwoman.

1054
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 1: She sets the twins down by the door and proudly

1055
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 1: reminds them that they made it through their first visit

1056
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: with aunt Ida, and they have a lot of lipstick

1057
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,439
Speaker 1: on their face to show for it. As Becky enters

1058
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,720
Speaker 1: the living room, she sees the guys on the floor

1059
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 1: rustling each other. She casually says, hello, boys, and they

1060
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:50,240
Speaker 1: all look up from their tangled positions and respond in unison. Hello.

1061
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: They get up and tell Becky they're just horse and around.

1062
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:58,439
Speaker 1: It's a guy thing. Becky sarcastically tells the twins, Oh,

1063
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 1: isn't that cute? Dad and his buddies rough housing like

1064
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 1: little boys. Well, I guess that's how you strengthen those

1065
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 1: bonds of male friendship, just like those chimps we saw

1066
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:12,240
Speaker 1: last week at the zoo. And with that, she exits

1067
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: the living room. They all agree they're no better than

1068
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:19,439
Speaker 1: chimps and that wrestling around on the carpet isn't going

1069
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: to prove anything. So Jesse suggests an alternative, want to

1070
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: see who can do the most push ups without hesitation.

1071
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: They all drop down and start doing push ups as

1072
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 1: fast as they can, men in men, and they're stupid,

1073
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: like they're stupid competitions. It's like, come on. Uh. Meanwhile,

1074
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: up in Stephanie Michelle's room, Steph is working on her

1075
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: book report when Michelle sniffles directly into her ear. Then

1076
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 1: DJ runs in, warning the girls that their dad is coming.

1077
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: She gives them keywords to remember their made up stories,

1078
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 1: and right on time, Danny walks in. He says hi

1079
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 1: to the girls and they casually greet him. In return.

1080
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 1: Danny beams at DJ, It's great to know that I

1081
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 1: have a mature, responsible daughter that I can count on,

1082
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: and she cheerfully responds, thanks Dad, and then there's a

1083
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: voiceover of DJ's thoughts as she thinks, I am scum,

1084
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 1: I am lower than scum. I'm the scum they scrape

1085
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 1: off of scum. Danny walks over to Stephanie and asks

1086
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 1: if she's finished her book report. Stephanie recounts her lie,

1087
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 1: Sure did, And then I had a baloney sandwich diagonally sliced,

1088
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: and a refreshing glass of chocolate milk and a ding

1089
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: dong would raise so many red flags? I know? Is

1090
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: it so rehearsed? Right? You're like, I didn't ask about

1091
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: any of that. Yeah. Yeah.

1092
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 2: When the kids just offer up, like oh, and then

1093
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 2: this happen, you're like.

1094
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, if it's not a one word to tell

1095
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 1: me that, yeah, yeah, it's way too detailed to be true.

1096
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: And DJ thinks to herself, that sounds so fake, But

1097
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: Danny grins at steph saying it sounds like you had

1098
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 1: a really productive day. DJ thinks he bought it and smiles.

1099
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: Then Danny walks over to Michelle and asks how her

1100
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: day went. She taps her chin and thinks on it

1101
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 1: for a second, and DJ thinks we're busted, but Michelle

1102
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:21,479
Speaker 1: tells her lie flawlessly, I played candy Land with DJ,

1103
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 1: and I want a ding dong. DJ is ecstatic that

1104
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 1: they pulled it off, but then her conscience takes over.

1105
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: She thinks to herself, I've turned my sisters into liars.

1106
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: She tilts her head and thinks, but good liars, and

1107
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 1: she smiles to herself. Then Danny has an idea. Since

1108
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: you girls were cooped up in the house all day,

1109
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 1: why don't we go to a movie tonight. DJ's thoughts

1110
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: quickly panic, Uh oh, he knows something. Danny continues, how

1111
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 1: about the Littlest Sea Lion? Have you guys seen it?

1112
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: And Steph responds no, Dad, I can honestly say we haven't.

1113
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 1: Then he walks over to DJ and puts his hand

1114
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: on her shoulder and praises her. You know, deej, since

1115
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 1: you're becoming so responsible, maybe it's time I raised your allowance. Huh.

1116
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: He hugs her, and now her inner thoughts are going rampant.

1117
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 1: I don't deserve a raise. Danny continues, how does two

1118
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 1: fifty more a week sound? And DJ's inner guilt continues

1119
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: to creep in. Why is he torturing me? I can't

1120
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: take it anymore. She lets go of the hug and

1121
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 1: says aloud, I can't take it anymore, and she decides

1122
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 1: to unveil the truth. Dad, Steve came over and we

1123
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 1: took Stephanie and Michelle to the movies. We didn't have

1124
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 1: enough money to pay for them, so I made Kimmy

1125
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 1: sneak them in, and then we all got caught, and

1126
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 1: then I forced them to lie to you about the

1127
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: whole thing. After the truth is out, she lets out

1128
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 1: a sigh of relief and thinks, I feel so much better.

1129
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 1: But Danny is furious. He stares at her in disbelief.

1130
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 1: DJ sees his expression and thinks that's a bad face,

1131
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 1: and she says aloud, I'm really sorry, Dad. He nods,

1132
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 1: so am I. I can't believe this. Stephanie admits it's

1133
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 1: all true. The whole boloney sandwich thing never happened. Yes,

1134
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: that's hard to believe. That is never happened. DJ says,

1135
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: go ahead, Dad ground me, and Danny nods, all right,

1136
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 1: you're grounded. All three of you. Stephan Michelle are in

1137
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 1: disbelief that they're being included. Michelle asks, even me, your

1138
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 1: little princess. DJ tries to defend them, saying they don't

1139
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 1: deserve to be grounded, but Danny insists, ultimately, you're each

1140
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: responsible for the choices that you made. And you're gonna

1141
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: have to accept the consequences. Such a great lesson, really,

1142
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: such a great lesson. Yes, yes, but I don't think

1143
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 1: it applies in this situation because of the ages of

1144
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 1: Michelle and Stephanie, right, you know, I get that I

1145
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: was their authority figure and you guys did protest, but

1146
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 1: she made you go along with it anyway, So I

1147
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 1: blame DJ. I don't think you guys shouldet punished.

1148
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 2: I would say this is one of those you know,

1149
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 2: we've had this, these situations where the older one drags

1150
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 2: the younger one, but then the younger one's kind of like, okay,

1151
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 2: let's go. Yeah, you know, there's usually there's punishment for everyone,

1152
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 2: but it's the instigators, usually the instigators.

1153
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 1: Yes, is the number one problem I think did He

1154
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: never says what the punishments are though, So I don't

1155
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 1: know if you guys got a lighter punishment that means

1156
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: what no no friends, no phone, no.

1157
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't get to go anywhere and yeah.

1158
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 1: Yeah Michelle this is every day, you know, she has.

1159
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 2: To stay home alone all the time.

1160
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 1: So maybe Michelle does have a lighter punishment because that's

1161
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 1: just her normal, her normal daily routine. Uh, so uh anyways, okay,

1162
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 1: so good lesson. But Michelle is like, what huh? So

1163
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 1: Danny puts it simply, you do the crime, you do

1164
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: the time. Michelle is bummed that she won't be able

1165
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,760
Speaker 1: to see the little sea Lion. She missed him twice today.

1166
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: After Danny leaves the room, Stephanie sits down with DJ

1167
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 1: and asks, what happened? We got away with the whole

1168
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 1: thing and you blew it. DJ admits I couldn't go

1169
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 1: through with it. You ever hear that little voice in

1170
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 1: your head saying this is wrong? Steph nods, sure, but

1171
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 1: I told it to shut up and listen to you.

1172
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 1: Such a great line. That's so funny. Michelle asks if

1173
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 1: she has a little voice in her head and DJ explains, yeah,

1174
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: it's called your conscience, and when you do something you

1175
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 1: know is wrong, your conscience reminds you over and over

1176
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 1: again until you do something about it. Michelle shakes her head.

1177
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: It sounds like a pain in the neck. DJ apologizes

1178
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 1: to her sister. I'm really sorry I got you guys grounded.

1179
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 1: Thanks for backing me up. I'll tell you what, Steph,

1180
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you with this book report. And after

1181
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 1: that Michelle, you and I are going to play candy Land,

1182
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 1: and I promised to spend more time with both of you. Guys.

1183
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 1: Give me a hug, the girls leaning for a hug,

1184
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,560
Speaker 1: and DJ adds, hey, and you guys can hang out

1185
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:14,320
Speaker 1: in my room anytime you want. And then DJ's conscience says, whoa, DJ,

1186
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 1: don't get carried away, and they all hug again, and

1187
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 1: that is our show.

1188
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 2: This.

1189
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:29,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love the kid focused storylines. And I'm biased

1190
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:31,080
Speaker 1: because I am a kid that was in the show,

1191
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:34,440
Speaker 1: but I love it. No, this one was really funny.

1192
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,560
Speaker 2: I feel like Michelle and Steph had some good little

1193
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 2: zingers in it.

1194
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 1: Could get together.

1195
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 2: Steve, Yeah, it's really like a kid centric thing. Kimmy

1196
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:47,600
Speaker 2: is hilarious. I've seen where DJ and Kimmy like throw

1197
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 2: the girls under the bus to there, like the whole

1198
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 2: thing is just like everyone sort of. I just thought

1199
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:55,000
Speaker 2: it was a really funny episode.

1200
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 1: I was it was. It was very funny. Yeah, I

1201
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,760
Speaker 1: just I don't The hockey stuff was fine, it was silly.

1202
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 1: It was funny. Becky didn't have a whole lot to

1203
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:06,880
Speaker 1: do except carry babies in and out of the house.

1204
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:10,480
Speaker 1: I mean, the kid's storyline was for her. Yes, it's

1205
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:15,000
Speaker 1: super light. Yeah, and I like that DJ. It's DJ

1206
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 1: the one. It's not like she got caught, she's the

1207
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 1: one that fest up. And so I'm like, Okay, that's

1208
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 1: good character.

1209
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,560
Speaker 2: But I think exactly, I think that's also an important lesson, like,

1210
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 2: you know, you admit when you're wrong, when you're wrong,

1211
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,680
Speaker 2: tell the truth and own.

1212
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 1: Your mistakes, fess up, and you do the crime. You do,

1213
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:32,920
Speaker 1: you do the time.

1214
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,440
Speaker 2: That's yeah, I mean, unless she's a really good lawyer.

1215
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:42,280
Speaker 1: True. Yeah, but yeah, I know. I love this episode.

1216
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:46,440
Speaker 1: I remember it. Lots of lots of new sets, the

1217
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 1: movie theater lobby and then the seats like to a

1218
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 1: lot a lot of the Adam has gone. Oh that's

1219
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 1: where it was missing. Yeah, down down on that far end. Yeah.

1220
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,200
Speaker 1: So they moved the attic out. Moved in the movies

1221
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 1: they used to do if I remember, right, is like

1222
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: just sort of.

1223
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 2: Push stuff like push it out a little bit and

1224
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 2: then they build the city, you know what I mean,

1225
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:11,560
Speaker 2: because if you're not going to use it.

1226
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:13,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're not. They didn't actually take down the

1227
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 1: attic set. They just push it back right out so

1228
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:19,840
Speaker 1: they don't have to redress the whole thing. So yeah,

1229
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: they fit the whole movie theater inside the attic.

1230
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 2: Imagine that, because the attic is so gigantic.

1231
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:28,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's the size of a small home.

1232
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 2: It's the size of a small movie theater. Apparently, Yeah,

1233
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 2: I love Did you have any everywhere he looks?

1234
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 1: I do not. I mean I have one, but it's dumb,

1235
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 1: and I think I've said it before, and I've looked

1236
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:46,320
Speaker 1: all throughout the crowd the movie theater. Did nobody recognized I? Oh, yeah,

1237
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 1: you gotta no, no, no, it is just the scar.

1238
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 1: You can really see the scar on my on my

1239
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:54,240
Speaker 1: cheek in this episode, which I might have mentioned before,

1240
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:55,720
Speaker 1: is from me. I thought when I was a baby

1241
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:58,320
Speaker 1: flapping my hands and I had those really sharp nails,

1242
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 1: the little baby daggers light with a baby dagger. Oh wow,

1243
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,480
Speaker 1: that's what my mom told me anyways, So yeah, I

1244
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:08,480
Speaker 1: could really see it prominently in my close sets. But yeah, no,

1245
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 1: that wasn't that's not very interesting everywhere you look.

1246
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 2: So when nine was in everywhere you listen, what did

1247
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 2: you hear? Because after I say the line, I can

1248
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 2: honestly say no, I we haven't. There's the laughter, and

1249
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:28,720
Speaker 2: then you hear Dave's laugh continuing on because he's probably

1250
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 2: over at video village watching or whatever.

1251
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:34,560
Speaker 1: But I do you hear Dave's laugh? Oh that's so cool?

1252
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:35,240
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.

1253
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I know that laughed. I laid

1254
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 2: it like three times and I was like, that's Dave.

1255
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 1: You're yeah, that's Dave, that's Dave. Oh that's so cool. Yeah,

1256
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:45,800
Speaker 1: it was cute. That's so yeah. That was That was

1257
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:48,840
Speaker 1: not their voices. And when you listen, we've added a

1258
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:50,520
Speaker 1: new leg look.

1259
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes you'll hear Laurie. Laurie is very because she's

1260
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:55,960
Speaker 2: got a very distinct laugh.

1261
01:07:56,760 --> 01:08:00,439
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for John. John's kind of a like John

1262
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 1: and Scott a lot of like he's yeah, omph to

1263
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:05,400
Speaker 1: his laugh to yours too. I don't know if you

1264
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,880
Speaker 1: got had that bellowing laugh when you were a kid,

1265
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:10,280
Speaker 1: or did that come later when you're an adult. I

1266
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 1: don't remember I did.

1267
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:14,120
Speaker 2: I mean I always kind of laughed like like a

1268
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:16,479
Speaker 2: mouth good mouth, open laugh.

1269
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 1: But I don't think your cackle came later. The the

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Speaker 1: what your cackle, your your laugh like megaphone laugh. I

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Speaker 1: think that that came when you I think I just learned.

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Speaker 2: I think Honestly, what it was is I just learned like, oh,

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Speaker 2: don't hold back the sound of your laughter, like you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean. Like I had like the silent laugh,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, just be loud about it.

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Speaker 1: Just be loud, own it, own your laugh. Now it

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Speaker 1: is my calling guard. Oh I love it. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: and Laurie are rivals for laughs the loudest. It's true.

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Speaker 1: It's true. When we're all together, it's like Laura and

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Speaker 1: I just yeah, you.

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Speaker 2: Said, uh, well that love it. That was our episode.

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Speaker 2: That was a really fun one.

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Speaker 1: Oh so fun. Love it. I love it where I

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Speaker 1: can't believe we're so far into season five already. This

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Speaker 1: is going so fast.

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Speaker 2: Our next episode of season five, episode fifteen, which is

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Speaker 2: play It Again.

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Speaker 1: Jesse, lady fan, I don't remember that one. I don't either,

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Speaker 1: but I guess we will. Well, we'll find out. I

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Speaker 1: assume it has something to do with his musical career

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Speaker 1: going nowhere and he's trying to find another contract or

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Speaker 1: another recording.

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Speaker 2: We're nools.

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Speaker 1: What's going to happen? I don't know. I can't keep

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Speaker 1: up with his musical career. It changes all the time, so.

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Speaker 2: Many things, so many But speaking of so many things,

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Speaker 2: so many, so many amazing fan.

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Speaker 1: Ritos out there. We love you guys, Thank you again

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Speaker 1: for listening and letting us ramble on like crazy people.

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Speaker 1: Uh breast bumps galore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know what it's We just went on

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Speaker 2: some sidequests today in our conversation and that's okay.

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Speaker 1: So we will see you next time. If you want

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Speaker 1: to follow us on Instagram, make sure you.

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Speaker 2: Follow us at how Rude podcast or send us an

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Speaker 2: email at how Rude Tanner Ritos at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 2: I think we asked a couple questions in there today,

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Speaker 2: so yeah us leave those comments very Yeah, we must

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Speaker 2: know your breast pump say something to YouTube or is

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Speaker 2: it just me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Email Instagram, check out our merch store Howard merch dot

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Speaker 2: com and uh, I think that's it.

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Speaker 1: You got it. That's all right.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you everybody, and remember the world is small.

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Speaker 2: The house is full, tiny little sea lions just full everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot. Have you ever smelled sea lions?

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Speaker 1: That's very very good. Yeah, house full of sea lions

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Speaker 1: is a lot. Yeah, that would be that would be

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Speaker 1: very loud, loud, smell and slimy. You'd need a lot

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Speaker 1: of fish, a lot of them. Yeah, well it's a

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Speaker 1: good thing. The house is dressed like the fisherman's wharf. Perfect, perfect,

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Speaker 1: There we go.