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Speaker 1: So we'll get back to the Thursday night game at

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Speaker 2: But right now, another NFCEES team, the Dallas Cowboys. Cowboys

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Speaker 2: quarterback Dak Prescott has announced plans on his future. And

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Speaker 2: if you think Dak Prescott is going to retire anytime soon,

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Speaker 2: you would be wrong.

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Speaker 1: He's thirty two years old.

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Speaker 2: He said he envisions himself playing into his forties.

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Speaker 1: So I don't you saw this or not? Maybe not?

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Speaker 2: He said forties would be a good number obviously. Dak

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Speaker 2: Prescott said, I have been through some injuries that played

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Speaker 1: He said, yeah, that would be awesome. Close quote.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: Prescott will turn forty years old just before the start

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Speaker 1: Now that implies a less than five.

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Speaker 2: The percentage of NFL quarterbacks that have made it into

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Speaker 2: or thirty four. We often talk about the athletic prime,

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Speaker 1: So twenty seven to thirty two for your athletic prime. Now,

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Speaker 2: Will be cowboy haters will be going down to Costco

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Speaker 2: of putting up big numbers where low information fans get

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Speaker 2: yelling this is our year and his really old guy voice.

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Speaker 2: one in Dallas at age forty, the rest of the

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Speaker 2: NFC East will have a cheshire Cat smile on their face.

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Speaker 1: They would want to give him a parade, They would

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Speaker 2: Secondly, to Viva Las Vegas, we go to Viva Las Vegas. Problems,

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Speaker 2: problems in the land of slot machines and bad football.

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Speaker 2: Raider coach Pete Carroll with his offensive coordinator, the highly

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Speaker 2: he said Pete Carroll that the Raiders need to help

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Speaker 2: Chip Kelly has defended himself shocking.

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Speaker 2: this Raider Rhubarb play calling drama? So, after a thorough review,

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Speaker 2: the arrow on this one is pointing towards the chipper.

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Speaker 2: I'm on the side of Chips. Get Pete's on the sideline.

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Speaker 2: They're looking like he just bit into a lemon. You

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Speaker 2: The way I read the room on this, and I'm

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's real, and it might be AI,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It looks like it looks real. Everything

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Speaker 2: Who knows half this crap half this craps probably fake anyway.

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Speaker 2: Miguel on Fire says filexus is selfie.

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Speaker 1: Brought a smile to Jade and Daniel's face.

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Speaker 2: Late night drug Tester says getting all life's answers from

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Speaker 2: weed man hippie, Yeah, pretty pretty good. Uh his pet

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Speaker 1: Yeah, said that was the case there.

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Speaker 2: Uh. Jaden or j j in Utah says Jayden and

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Speaker 2: a birthday cake.

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Speaker 1: Wow, okay. Mike and Dodge said.

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Speaker 2: Sunflowers everyone loves sunflowers everyone.

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Speaker 7: Uh.

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Speaker 2: Slunk says sister mean Gene Okerland.

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Speaker 1: Is the is the answer? Who else do we have?

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Speaker 2: Ostrich Ant comment by ostrich Aunt from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.

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Speaker 1: FSR Tech Queen Lorraine guessed by BP that that is

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Speaker 1: the answer to that. What else?

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Speaker 2: Comumbro comumbro? Yeah all right, that's that's enough. Do you

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Speaker 2: have an answer? Loraina? The malar riddle again for those

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Speaker 2: of you, a little late, bad job by you. The

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Speaker 2: show starts when you turn the show on. Actually stopp talking.

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Speaker 2: If you turn the show off, I stopped talking, and

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Speaker 2: then I start talking to him when you turn the

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Speaker 2: show on. It's the magic radio box here. It is

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Speaker 2: malar riddle of a commander's quarterback. Jayden Daniels said that

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Speaker 2: blank is probably the biggest thing that brought a smile

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Speaker 2: to his face this past weekend.

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Speaker 1: He went to a puppy adoption thing and got to

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Speaker 1: play with all the puppies. He got to play with puppies,

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Speaker 1: all right, is that correct? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, je Jake Daniels said that the New York Mets

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Speaker 2: missing the playoff, it's probably the thing that bought a.

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Speaker 1: Smile those faces pass weekaus. It is kind of fun

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Speaker 1: to bust the balls of Mets fans. It's one of

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Speaker 1: the great joys we have. They just don't they always

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Speaker 1: think they're gonna win every year. It's it's it's just absolutely.

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Speaker 2: Great, a absolutely great, no no question about it. All right,

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Speaker 2: let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to

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Speaker 2: who do we have. Let's see any meaning my miney

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Speaker 2: mo let's go to Lucky Tony. Who's up next? Hello

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Speaker 2: Lucky Tony, Welcome.

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Speaker 8: Hey man, I'm not trying to plug anything. Your listens

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Speaker 8: to you Tube.

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Speaker 4: But if you go on.

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Speaker 8: YouTube you can see videos of weed Man being wheat

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Speaker 8: Man if anybody is a fan of his. And also

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Speaker 8: you can if you want to see David Say break

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Speaker 8: his wrists if you can type in go thee thanks.

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Speaker 2: Then hollering James is in Minnesota. Hello, hollering James.

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Speaker 3: Welcome versus the penny?

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Speaker 8: Is there many pennies?

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Speaker 1: Well, thanks for promoting the show. I do appreciate you.

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Speaker 2: And I know you don't know how to use YouTube,

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Speaker 2: so you're not actually watching the show, but I you know.

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Speaker 8: What its Ramish teach me many things. One of those

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Speaker 8: things could be using how the YouTube works.

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Speaker 1: Yes, are you able to get online at all?

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Speaker 4: James?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what the internet is? Are you familiar

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Speaker 1: with the Internet.

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Speaker 8: I'm so the internet, the Internet. I can't even pronounce

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Speaker 8: the words so rambunctious. I am talking to you. I

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Speaker 8: am philosophically not inclined using technology beyond my control.

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Speaker 1: I believe you are.

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Speaker 2: You're just you're just trying to use big words here

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Speaker 2: that do not make any sense. You're just putting big

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Speaker 2: words together that don't really make much sense. Do you

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Speaker 2: know what the definition is of rambunctious?

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Speaker 3: Bus needs to hurry up? Not with this call.

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Speaker 1: That's not actually what it means. It means.

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Speaker 2: It means being very boisterous.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, seems to be annoying.

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Speaker 1: Well loud, right, very loud.

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Speaker 3: Jesus smoking too any cigarettes in this room? Break because

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Speaker 3: we'd be smoking the weed?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, up time again.

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Speaker 1: I say you're Are you like the modern day Marlborough man?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you are?

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Speaker 3: Over here?

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Speaker 1: You can't.

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Speaker 8: Number, but not of the can in a plastic bag.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, Attention, attention advertisers. You can reach this covened demographic,

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Speaker 2: the men wearing.

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Speaker 1: Diapers and rolling their own weed. Let's see.

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Speaker 3: You can do that, and I do it in my room.

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Speaker 3: I don't know everything else is around by myself. I'd

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Speaker 3: be by myself all the rest, play by myself.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't need to hear about your playing. I

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Speaker 1: assume you do a lot of playing. But yeah, okay, anything,

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Speaker 1: thank you.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go, I gotta I gotta take off here,

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Speaker 2: so I've got to go stare at a wall fried

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Speaker 2: Daddy's upset. He says, comparing the Eagles to the Jets

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Speaker 2: just proves what an idiot you really are. Uh he

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Speaker 2: I just hope the Dodgers don't choke like you. That's

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Speaker 2: a bitter and broken Philadelphia sports fan David fried Daddy.

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Speaker 2: His Eagles now suck, the Phillies.

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Speaker 1: Have been eliminated, and the man is losing his mind.

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Speaker 2: He says, all these idiot callers and you Bill Miller

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Speaker 2: bashing the Super Bowl winners and the Phillies because they

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Speaker 2: lost a game. For God's sake, SPN, the Phillies did

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Speaker 2: buy a winning team like the Dodgers, he says. I

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Speaker 2: can't count how many times the Dodgers blew it. He says,

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Speaker 2: along with the Clippers in the rems. So you're doing

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Speaker 2: what aboutism? Fry Daddy's what you do. It's a boat

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Speaker 2: job by you.

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Speaker 1: It's not what about ism.

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Speaker 2: We talk about the news of the day, and the

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Speaker 2: news of the day is the Eagles are choking dogs.

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Speaker 2: They got outscored by the Giants, one of the worst

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Speaker 2: teams in the NFL got punked by a rookie running

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Speaker 2: back who was a mid round draft pick and a

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Speaker 2: rookie quarterback kicked their ass and the Philadelphia Phillies handed

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Speaker 2: the game to the Dodgers. The Dodgers didn't want the game,

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Speaker 2: but they were given the game. They didn't ask for

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Speaker 2: the game. The Phillies gave the game away through the

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Speaker 2: game way.

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Speaker 1: I didn't do that. They did that, Fry Daddy. That's

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Speaker 1: the reality.

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Speaker 2: Davids says what happened to the rule about players touching

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Speaker 2: the referee in any form during a game, referring to

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Speaker 2: Jackson Dart high fiving the referee high five.

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Speaker 1: I guess because he smiled. It's okay, maybe that's it.

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Speaker 1: He smiled, So that's that's it. It is the Ben

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Speaker 1: Malord Show.

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Speaker 2: Let's go now to who do we have your Poppy

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Speaker 2: in San Diego?

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Speaker 1: Hello Poppy.

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Speaker 2: Hey.

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Speaker 9: But now that we're gonna go hit the music or

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Speaker 9: and we're gonna say the pick. Everyone wants figure the pick,

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Speaker 9: and I'm picking this week the Targets. Target's gonna fa

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Speaker 9: the Dolphins, and I'm also gonna take Bonder Raiders. They're

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Speaker 9: gonna play that. I just said, camp Ward.

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Speaker 4: Whatever he out of the Raiders, the Raiders are gonna

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Speaker 4: win and destroy him.

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Speaker 9: And and then says the best for last.

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Speaker 4: I really like Jalen Daniel Fasher's book in the year

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Speaker 4: Ben Maler against the Beards. Are just kidding me with

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Speaker 4: the Caleb Willims. You can make the monologue on Monday now,

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Speaker 4: how sad and horrible he is gonna do and painting

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Speaker 4: his nails or something like that, and onto our Lepercaun,

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Speaker 4: onto singer, pick slepper gaun.

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Speaker 1: All right, go lepreun what you got?

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Speaker 3: Okay, then I bring.

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Speaker 8: The books are great, by the way.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I picked the Broncos, I picked the pass I

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Speaker 1: picked Kansas.

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Speaker 4: City Chiefs, and for the worst collar of the year.

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Speaker 3: The super Bowl of Gold collars, Marcel and Bland scottlos Hie.

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Speaker 3: So that was that's for a minute.

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Speaker 5: But anyway, yeah, hey you guys, did what.

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Speaker 9: Happy? I have worked some prisom for you.

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Speaker 4: Do you know who has I've forgotten?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Do you know who?

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Speaker 9: Confucius is?

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Speaker 8: A Chinese philosophers.

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Speaker 4: He who goes to bed with itchy bomb wakes up

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Speaker 4: with smelly fingers.

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Speaker 9: Okay, anyway, okay, I I thank you.

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Speaker 1: Can we get hollering James back on? He's gone, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm wonderful. Okay, you know what I'd love.

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Speaker 2: I'd love to have Colin Cowhard host the show one

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Speaker 2: night and be forced to take phone calls. I would

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Speaker 2: love to I'd love to hear him interact with these people. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's that's I would that would be great, boy, that boy?

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Speaker 1: Would that be entertaining the show we get canceled the

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Speaker 1: next day. Man alive? All right, we will pause for

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Speaker 1: the calls.

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Speaker 2: We've got Big Ben's lame jokes. I feel like we've

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Speaker 2: already started that with our friend weed Man, who is

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Speaker 2: trying to get his own sal on the show. He

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Speaker 2: wants two segments a week, two segments a week.

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Speaker 1: We might give it to him. We got Big Ben's

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Speaker 1: lame jokes of the week. We'll get to that. We

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Speaker 1: will do it.

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Speaker 8: Next.

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Speaker 5: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

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Speaker 5: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 1: Bill Miller is the Ben Maller Show. You were locked

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Speaker 1: in all night long the red Eye flight.

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Speaker 2: Got lame Jokes of the Week coming up a couple

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Speaker 2: of minutes away from the lame jokes of the week.

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Speaker 2: All the best Zingers, one liners, all that reminder that

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Speaker 2: you can support this show and the podcast. If you

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Speaker 2: missed any of the overnight show so got another hour

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Speaker 2: plus to go, you're gonna want to catch that podcast.

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Speaker 2: Just search Ben Maller wherever you get your podcast. Right

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Speaker 2: after the show, the freshest podcast out of the audio

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Speaker 2: oven will be served to you.

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Speaker 1: Be sure to follow the podcast. Rate it five stars.

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Speaker 1: You can even provide a review.

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Speaker 2: Also check the fifth Hour podcast and the new episode

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Speaker 2: will be up today, only available in the podcast format.

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Speaker 2: Again the radio show podcast. Just search Ben Mallor wherever

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Speaker 2: you get your podcasts. You'll find the full show and

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Speaker 2: a best of version posted right after the end of

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 5: Knock Knock, who's there?

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Speaker 1: Blame week?

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Speaker 3: Blame week too.

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Speaker 1: It's Big Man's lame.

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Speaker 2: Joke of the week, and we welcome in a man

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Speaker 2: who is feeling his oats today.

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Speaker 1: Weed Maine Hippie.

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Speaker 9: Made me last.

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Speaker 8: Oh, I won't, I won't call Sunday, call Monday.

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Speaker 2: You're already, you're already, you're already announcing that you're not

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Speaker 2: willing to do the bit on Sunday and Monday.

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Speaker 9: Is that right?

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking thinking of you because there's so much football

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Speaker 4: and shutdown.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, I'll look at my schedule

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Speaker 2: over the weekend and we'll figure out this out. Too

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Speaker 2: much football on Sunday doesn't work, then he's already's got

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Speaker 2: it down.

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Speaker 1: And what do you think come day with hump day?

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00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: Ask ask weed man on hump Day?

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, get get through the rest of your week

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Speaker 1: with ask weed man. Get over the hump with weed Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah all right, something like that. Yeah, all right, why not?

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Speaker 1: Okay weed Man? These are actual jokes by actual listeners.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 9: All right?

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Speaker 1: What is the difference between Justin Cooper and filexis?

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Speaker 2: But the difference is Coop has traveled abroad, Felexus has

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Speaker 2: traveled as abroad.

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Speaker 5: So there you go.

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Speaker 1: That's eat in Rosedul, Minnesota. Thank you.

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00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 2: Did you hear that Lorena is going to be the

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Speaker 2: Super Bowl halftime show a translator from Spanish lyrics?

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00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: Bad Bunny's doing it, so she'll be the translator here

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Speaker 1: about that?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,760
Speaker 2: Good big news, big news with Loraina? And now blind

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Speaker 2: Scott said, great news. I'll buy your dinner the next

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Speaker 2: time we see each other.

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00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: So there you go, Tom in Indiana. Those things are related.

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00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 2: Did you hear blind Scott has a step ladder? No, Yeah,

689
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 2: well his real ladder left when he was a kid.

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00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 2: But that's a Noah in Austin.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 2: How did how did Blind Scott fix his cracked pumpkin

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Speaker 2: this Halloween?

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Speaker 8: Up?

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Speaker 1: He used his pumpkin eye patch? Is what he did?

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Speaker 9: There?

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Speaker 2: The if that doesn't Mike the Leprechaun set that one

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Speaker 2: in well. Interesting news from from the state of Maine.

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00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 2: Blair in Maine was spotted buying two handguns from Kyler Murray.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear about this?

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Speaker 8: Wow?

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Speaker 2: That's sure you Yeah, Blair said, Kyler is his small

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Speaker 2: arms dealer, is what he said?

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Speaker 6: JJ.

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Speaker 1: What is Blarin?

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Speaker 2: What is blairin Maine's Halloween costume? What a TikTok crash screen?

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00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 2: That's from Eric in Kansas.

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Speaker 1: He set that one.

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00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 2: I thank you Eric, if you're doing all right. Why

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00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 2: did Marcel throw a clock out the window? Why well,

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00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: he wanted to see time fly just like the Yankees.

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Speaker 1: That's a Mike the Leprecaun.

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00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 2: Why did Mike the Leprechaun get kicked off the farm?

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00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 2: Why well, he would not stop choking the chicken.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. That's Bobby and Florida. Thank you there.

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00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 2: Why does hollering James call the sex line why because

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00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 2: he loves talking about the twins.

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Speaker 1: The twins talk. That's lucky, Tony, wasn't that funny?

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Speaker 2: This is from William Williams said this one in Scrooge

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Speaker 2: Scrooge's Girlfriend. Scrooge in the Bay Area's girlfriend said if

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Speaker 2: they don't get married, she will kill him.

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Speaker 1: How about that?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently it's a matter of wife or death. So

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Speaker 1: that's it. That's all you got. Big Ben's lame jokes

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Speaker 1: in a week.

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Speaker 2: If you want to send a joke in for a

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Speaker 2: future episode, send it care of Benmallers Show at gmail

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Speaker 2: dot com.

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Speaker 1: Benmaller Show at gmail dot com. Put jokes in the headlines,

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Speaker 1: otherwise it's not going to be read. Will do Q

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Speaker 1: and A jokes? Put your nameunder each joke, otherwise you're

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Speaker 1: probably out of luck.

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Speaker 2: What happens when a microscope runs into a telescope? What

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00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 2: they kaleidoscope? That was a SMALLI guy named Smolly. He

736
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Speaker 2: also said this one in which days are the strongest days?

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Speaker 2: We shaved Saturday and Sunday.

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Speaker 8: You know why?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 1: The rest are just weak days? That's why? So Saturday?

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Speaker 8: All right?

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Speaker 2: Well, buckle up, weed man What happened? What happened when

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Speaker 2: weed Man failed to pay his exorcist exorcist tax?

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00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 8: Wow?

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00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 2: What he was repossessed? That's a Jimmy well we we

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Speaker 2: man hippie told a joke on Zoom, but nobody laughed.

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Speaker 1: If you remember that we well, it turns out you're

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Speaker 1: you're not remotely funny. That's why. How how messy? How

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Speaker 1: messy is weed Man's home?

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00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 8: How messy?

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00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:08,240
Speaker 1: It's so messy the roaches formed a union. That's Noah

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Speaker 1: in Austin.

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Speaker 3: What what?

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Speaker 2: What characteristics is weed Man? Or did the Cleveland Browns

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Speaker 2: and weed Man hippie share which one? Inherent losers? Inherent losers?

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Speaker 2: That's John in Youngstown, Ohio. Why has weed Man been

757
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 2: eating a lot at McDonald's lately? Why, well, there's a

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Speaker 2: McDonald's dumpster right.

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00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 1: Around the corner. That's why. That's a surfer Todd the comedian.

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Speaker 3: There you go.

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Speaker 2: Why did Jane Goodall try to help weed Man?

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Speaker 8: Why?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, because she thought he was saying, send

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Speaker 1: me monkeys. That's Eric in Kansas. Fag you weed Man.