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Speaker 2: The turn Radio and the Dodgers, tidy in lunchbox, mor

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Speaker 2: put you through fog. He's running this week's next bit.

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Speaker 2: The Bobby's on the mix, so you know what this

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Speaker 2: the Bobby Ball TV cliches. For example, there was always

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Speaker 2: an episode about Quicksand back in like the eighties in

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Speaker 2: Like we had one story like a week ago, we

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Speaker 2: were shocked that Quicksand was real. Another one in a

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Speaker 2: bar somebody breaking a beer bottle holding the handle with

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Speaker 2: like the Shardie part. Come on, yeah again, never happens now.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen a full Barbara, but I think much

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Speaker 2: of this first experience in a real bar was a

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Speaker 4: I was at Bob Popular's on Sixth Street. I was

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Speaker 2: fight breaks out and people are taking pool cues, breaking

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Speaker 2: I mean that is they took that stick and wow,

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Speaker 2: I mean that's out of the movies too.

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Speaker 5: That is out of the movies, but they did it.

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Speaker 5: And I was like, this is great.

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Speaker 2: And if that's your first experience, and you think every

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Speaker 2: that's right under the books. That never happens. A shouting

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Speaker 2: I'm not a shouder, but like when you're in a

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we get it.

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Speaker 2: Has that ever happened where you're just in a fight

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Speaker 2: We should try it. Yeah, somebody crawling through an air

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Speaker 2: Dark Matter last night on Apple Plus. But we don't

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Speaker 2: The Matter is one of my favorite shows ever.

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Speaker 2: And Dark Matter is really good. It's nine episodes. We

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Speaker 2: then the Jason, a different Jason parol universe, wants to

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Speaker 2: eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. That's our phone number,

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Speaker 2: eight seven seven seventy seven. Bobby. Talking about first cars,

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Speaker 2: most people have very vivid memories to the first vehicle

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Speaker 2: This thing's right. Experts say the first car memories are

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Speaker 1: First car Amy nineteen eighty five, Ford Bronco. It was

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Speaker 2: My tattooed my super beIN number on my shoulder.

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Speaker 2: There's a book called The Organized Mind by Daniel J.

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Speaker 2: Levitton talks about doing a million things at the same

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Speaker 2: patience being awesome precrastination.

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Speaker 2: I thought they were easily bored. Need a lot of exercise,

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Speaker 2: But also I don't know that dalmatian. Oh, Dalmatians. You

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Speaker 5: You didn't wipe bro. Yeah, like that is interesting that

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Speaker 2: Itches. Sometimes I drag too. My wife sees me in

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Speaker 2: Missouri wife was arranged for allegedly poisoning her husband's drink.

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Speaker 2: I think I love mountain dew. I don't know there's

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Speaker 2: think cheese cake pretty good, still not as mountain dew.

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Speaker 2: mountain dew, not like bahah. I don't like any little tricks.

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Speaker 1: Would that be All's first go too, Because some of

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Speaker 2: The second time it happens, I'm probably because did she

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Speaker 2: See, here's the thing about women versus men. You say

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Which one's crazier both crazy. After asking why she grabbed

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Speaker 2: not guilty. Hey, how about getting a divorce? How about

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Speaker 2: internet play of not guilty?

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Speaker 5: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: They're like, you're on camera, But she later admitted to

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Speaker 2: She's entered a plea if not guilty on TikTok again.

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Speaker 2: She later admitted she was mad about the birthday party.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that's wild. You're right, though, I don't

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Speaker 6: You must know that you're living with.

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Speaker 2: Crazy in her sleep the night before I'm gonna poison you. Wait,

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Speaker 2: what say that again? What? Northern Missouri store clerk accused

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Speaker 2: if you don't buy them and beat them, they don't matter, right, correct, Right?

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Speaker 4: You got to log them in and so she was

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Speaker 5: I mean, idiot.

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Speaker 2: But again, they don't work, do they unless you beat

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Speaker 4: I think they beat them when they receive them, like.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, when you buy them.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, oh that's true too, they beat them and then

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Speaker 2: Now it's like a gift card. It has to be activated. Exactly.

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Speaker 2: We're no experts, but we think we say stuff. That's

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Speaker 6: Ste Morgan.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna be the maid of honor are your sister's wedding?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Is that a bachel party went on?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: In Palm Springs.

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Speaker 2: Did you have put it together?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: I did the whole organizing, set everything up by itinerary.

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Speaker 6: All of it.

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Speaker 2: That's stressful.

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Speaker 8: Well, yeah, cause I'm in I've I've been in three

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Speaker 6: So it's just been a lot this year. It's been

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Speaker 2: That's the age though, you're at that age where.

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Speaker 8: Everybody's yeah, everybody decided to get married at the same time,

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Speaker 5: It happens when.

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Speaker 2: You're in that group till finally you go, I'll just

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Speaker 2: get married whenever I want you. I'm not going to

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Speaker 6: I'm very nervous.

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Speaker 8: I've never written a maid of honor speech before. I've

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Speaker 6: Speech in front of everybody, especially everybody.

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Speaker 2: That I know. How much do you have of it?

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Speaker 6: I haven't like scripted out.

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Speaker 8: I just seem worried because there's so many tips and

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Speaker 8: How do I know what is actually the right thing

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Speaker 2: First of all, don't turn it into a roast unless

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Speaker 2: want to do one maybe one. The problem is if

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Speaker 8: I do have a few, but it's not it's more

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Speaker 8: just like poking fun. It's not like full blown roasts.

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Speaker 8: It's like things most people would know about her.

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Speaker 6: Does that make sense, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: A little risky. What I would say is, if you

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Speaker 6: Just while it's happening though, and not panic.

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Speaker 2: Well, you just have them you ever written out? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I would also write it out. And some people like,

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Speaker 2: Never do that because you can still go with what

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Speaker 2: can even write it on your phone. I'd prefer people

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Speaker 2: not to write it on their phone. I'll write it

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Speaker 6: Yeah, instead of just holding up my phone and.

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Speaker 2: Then just share memories. Like, if you don't know what

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Speaker 2: Say why you love her, why you're happy with her,

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Speaker 2: and don't be over like three minutes.

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Speaker 8: Okay, I feel like I'm under that three minute limit.

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Speaker 8: And I do make some comments about him, is that okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Sure, I feel like the size playful about him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah unless yeah, it's like you're sony. I can roast him,

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Speaker 2: The roast is tricky though, if you're not used to

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Speaker 2: to those those those websites because they don't know you. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and if all us fails, just share memories and little

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Speaker 2: things will come from that, and don't be the person

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Speaker 6: What how should I start it?

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Speaker 2: You know, like the start of the first time I've

442
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Speaker 2: ever been a bridesmaid. And it's and it's appropriate because

443
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Speaker 2: this is my best friends and my sister, and I

444
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Speaker 2: just wanted to share with you guys some of the

445
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Speaker 2: reasons I'm so happy for her. Boom. Right, don't don't

446
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:44,159
Speaker 2: build it up too much. Just say what you're doing,

447
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Speaker 2: why you're there, and get into the points. Like what

448
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Speaker 2: I said there is the perfect launch. Don't don't spend

449
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Speaker 2: too much time thinking the first things that you say

450
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Speaker 2: are super important. Okay, and just don't go too long.

451
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Speaker 2: That's the biggest part of dudes go too long. For

452
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Speaker 2: the most part, Dude, get up. Hey, I remember this one? Yes,

453
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:04,080
Speaker 2: about that. Don't do inside jokes Okay, if you do,

454
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Speaker 2: do one, and don't go back and do another inside

455
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Speaker 2: joke because the crowd's like, uh, you can do one.

456
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Speaker 6: Aren't memories kind of inside jokes so awesome?

457
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but explain the memory.

458
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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, it's like something from when we were kids

459
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Speaker 1: and this, you know.

460
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Speaker 2: Don't be too drunk, not that you will be, but

461
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Speaker 2: don't drink too much before your speech. You can go

462
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Speaker 2: ham if you want after, but remember your speech is

463
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Speaker 2: gonna be recorded. But who's your audience, the crowd or

464
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Speaker 2: your sister? All? Oh, it's all okay.

465
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Speaker 8: I feel like the best reaction I can get is

466
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Speaker 8: some laughter.

467
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Speaker 6: And some tears.

468
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Speaker 2: If it were just a sister, you could do it

469
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Speaker 2: without people there. You can do that versus her. Yeah,

470
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Speaker 2: but it's a it's a universal thing. It's a wedding,

471
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Speaker 2: it's a party, it's a gathering. So those are my

472
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Speaker 2: general my practical tips. Lunchbox, listen, you gotta roast. You

473
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Speaker 2: have to roast.

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Speaker 4: The whole point is to make a few jokes, make

475
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Speaker 4: some jabs. That's what you're up there for. You got

476
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Speaker 4: to tell some embarrassing stories, but also tell some fun stories.

477
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Speaker 4: If you don't tell any embarrassing stories, it's boring. No

478
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Speaker 4: one wants to hear all the oh goody two shoes

479
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Speaker 4: and fluffy stuff.

480
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Speaker 2: They want to hear funny stuff. But embarrassing doesn't have

481
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Speaker 2: to be roast.

482
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Speaker 5: Not I think you roast.

483
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Speaker 2: And how much alcohol lunch, Oh.

484
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Speaker 5: You can drink, it doesn't matter. They expect you to

485
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Speaker 5: be drinking.

486
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Speaker 2: If you were doing it. Do you prefer to be

487
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Speaker 2: drunk or sober? Oh, drunk falling over if you're drunk,

488
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Speaker 2: better than being sober sober, Like, oh my gosh, you're

489
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Speaker 2: up there and you're like so rigid in and you're

490
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Speaker 2: not very good at it. So you prefer to just

491
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Speaker 2: be wasted rather than completely bone dry. So yes, because

492
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Speaker 2: you're funnier probably, or.

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Speaker 7: People can laugh at you, you know, because hey, don't Morgan,

494
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Speaker 7: don't drink too much.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I do great. Should I read it to anybody

496
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Speaker 6: before she should.

497
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Speaker 5: Be total no, total surprise.

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Speaker 6: Definitely.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter you run it by people, if she's

500
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Speaker 2: not running it by anybody. As somebody who literally speaks

501
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Speaker 2: for a living on stages and doing talks, it's good

502
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,919
Speaker 2: to read it out loud a few times, just to

503
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Speaker 2: make sure that even the words that are strung together

504
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,560
Speaker 2: make sense and you can say them. I stumble over

505
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Speaker 2: word sometimes, so I try not to put too difficult word.

506
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Speaker 2: If you do great, If you don't, great, But I think,

507
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Speaker 2: don't let your sister see any of it.

508
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, no, no, I don't hurt and don't.

509
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Speaker 2: Really ask for feedback. But you could do it in

510
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Speaker 2: front of somebody for your own comfortability. Okay, Yeah, it's

511
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,800
Speaker 2: gonna be great. You're good at you, You'll be fine.

512
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Speaker 8: I'm just such a perfectionist about some of these things

513
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Speaker 8: that this is such a big moment.

514
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Speaker 6: I don't want to mess it up.

515
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Speaker 2: This cannot be perfect. It will also not be awful,

516
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Speaker 2: but it cannot be perfect. There's no such thing as

517
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Speaker 2: a perfect maid of honor or what's the dude one

518
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Speaker 2: called groom best man. There's no such thing as a

519
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Speaker 2: perfect but there's really good ones. But there is no

520
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Speaker 2: perfection because there is no bar. The bars just to

521
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Speaker 2: make everybody feel. Yeah, you make everybody feel you in.

522
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Speaker 2: You make your s just to fill you in.

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Speaker 6: That's all, you know. It's kind of insane.

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Speaker 1: Think of what you say, Bobby about the national anthem

525
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Speaker 1: when people perform, and it's like if there's a big

526
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Speaker 1: mess up, kind of everybody's talking about it. But if

527
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Speaker 1: you go in and you do it right and you

528
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Speaker 1: walk away, like I think that's the goal here is

529
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Speaker 1: like you go in practice like Bobby said, but I

530
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Speaker 1: would also set a timer so you know your cadence right,

531
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Speaker 1: so it make sure you're.

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Speaker 2: That reason a minute practice a good point to make

533
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Speaker 2: sure you don't go You ever see one work that

534
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Speaker 2: goes all way too long?

535
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then that's where people are like, oh my gosh,

536
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Speaker 1: like this is and then you're kind of like the

537
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Speaker 1: national anthem, you're messing up and people are talking about it, Like.

538
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Speaker 2: You just want to go in and make everybody feel

539
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 2: and get out of dodge it's about her anyway.

540
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Speaker 1: And out okay, but practicing that cadence will help and

541
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Speaker 1: out loud and being confident and believing yourself and just

542
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Speaker 1: like you love your sister, that'll show through.

543
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Speaker 2: And if the mic isn't working, who cares. I'll spend

544
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Speaker 2: a bunch of time going like, look at the mic fixed,

545
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 2: immediately play the mic down, be like alright, I'm just

546
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 2: gonna talk. There's no mic. We don't need it. It's

547
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,439
Speaker 2: not like just ten thousand people there anyway.

548
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, gouda be awesome.

549
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Speaker 7: Yeah, any tips Eddie, Uh, just I mean, just have

550
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Speaker 7: fun with it, Like really, it's not that big of

551
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Speaker 7: a deal.

552
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Speaker 2: It's all about her. People are there for the wedding.

553
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Speaker 7: I think the speech is so such a little part

554
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 7: of this whole ceremony that don't put too much pressure

555
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 7: on yourself.

556
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Speaker 5: Have fun, do a good speech, nail it.

557
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Speaker 2: You'll be better if you don't put pressure on yourself.

558
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Speaker 6: Oh I don't know how to do.

559
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Speaker 2: It's like somebody saying half fun, it's just impossible. It's

560
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 2: not a real thing. And that's what I just said.

561
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 2: I know it's not a real thing fun, But the

562
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,439
Speaker 2: less pressure you put on yourself. The more loose and

563
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 2: the more normal you're gonna be.

564
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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: I did hear say a second ago. She was like,

566
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Speaker 1: I mean if it'll be a win if I get

567
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Speaker 1: some laughter and some tears, and I feel like that's

568
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Speaker 1: pressure on you. That's yourself to like make sure that

569
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 1: they're laughing and maybe they cry in a three minute thing.

570
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Speaker 7: That also means don't look at the crowd and look

571
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Speaker 7: for that response, because then if you don't get it,

572
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Speaker 7: you'll get really distressed.

573
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Speaker 8: More from my sister, everybody else on whatever. But if

574
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Speaker 8: I can get my sister to emote, I'd be happy.

575
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Speaker 2: If for some reason it's not going well, about a

576
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Speaker 2: minute and a half in you start taking ygger bombs, you

577
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Speaker 2: get drunk. There you go, hold on, everybody, I'm gonna

578
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 2: get drunk real quick. On your Instagram, it seems like

579
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 2: the option to limit political content seems to be on

580
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Speaker 2: by default, which is new, which is good. I've met,

581
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Speaker 2: I said, most people don't want to just see political content.

582
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 2: Instagram admits that it changed user settings to automatically limit

583
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Speaker 2: political content. Oh that's not a mission, that's a celebration. Yeah,

584
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 2: I should be Instagram proudly says we have limited political

585
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Speaker 2: content on your social media fees. That way, you don't

586
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 2: hate as many of your friends, keeping me and everyone together.

587
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 2: The option to limit such content was first created by

588
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Speaker 2: Meta in February. Metas Andy Stone explained that mistakenly it

589
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 2: is reset to limit political content. That's not a mistake,

590
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Speaker 2: that's a good decision. The verge. I believe there's a

591
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Speaker 2: debate tonight. I believe there is. And here's what I'm

592
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Speaker 2: going to tell you. The election comes up in November.

593
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Speaker 2: This is the and it don't get gross. Nobody really cares.

594
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Speaker 2: It's weird. Everybody cares, right, everybody's had an opinion over

595
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 2: the past eight years, in the past four years, and

596
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,679
Speaker 2: everybody has to maintain that opinion. But people are so

597
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 2: fatigued of caring that unless you get on Twitter and

598
00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:00,040
Speaker 2: people are screaming, nobody really cares. Everybody is kind of like,

599
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 2: I still have my opinion. I'm tired though, right, But

600
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 2: if you ask them, they're still going to have it.

601
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 2: But they're just not volunteering. And I'm talking about everybody.

602
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Speaker 1: I'm curious too if some of it's like everybody's tired,

603
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,120
Speaker 1: they're tired.

604
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 6: But then also like, okay, am I.

605
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Speaker 1: Really getting passionate about their situation? Like that's I just

606
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 1: feel like there's fatigue, but also.

607
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Speaker 2: Like but they have to hold true. What happens with

608
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 2: politics is whatever you said before you still are standing

609
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 2: by because you don't want to have an admission of fundamentally,

610
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 2: I may not agree with what I felt was right

611
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 2: then that I've kind of learned it's not right. And

612
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 2: this is just general politics the history of time. Most

613
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Speaker 2: people that assign with someone or some side stay with

614
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Speaker 2: that side. It's like a favorite morning show or a

615
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 2: favorite you go because that's part of your day, a

616
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Speaker 2: favorite TV morning show you go because that's part of

617
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Speaker 2: your system, of your life, your party. So most people

618
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Speaker 2: don't want to go eat man. I was pretty passionate

619
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 2: about that. I was dead wrong, how about that? Yeah,

620
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 2: most people don't wan to admit. But I think generally

621
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 2: people are tired both sides because it has been NonStop

622
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 2: at each other's throat for years and years and years,

623
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Speaker 2: not one political cycle, not two, almost three political cycles

624
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 2: where it has been you must hate the person that

625
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:18,439
Speaker 2: is not you, And I believe, and I only believe this.

626
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 2: It could be tomorrow, but I believe there's a debate tonight.

627
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 2: How much have you heard about the debate?

628
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 5: Zero?

629
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 2: Why? Why? Because mostly people are tired? What channel is

630
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 2: it on? There's a channel even a thing anymore, Let's

631
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 2: be honest.

632
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like CNN moderating.

633
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 2: Who's running? Same? Yeah, same.

634
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Speaker 5: So there's the debate between those tours that JFK.

635
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Speaker 2: He's not JFK. He's he's the nephew. But no, he's

636
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 2: not in it. Oh yeah, So the first presidential debate

637
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 2: multiple networks tonight at nine pm Eastern, and there'll be

638
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Speaker 2: clips tomorrow, but I'm telling you very limited on INSTAGRAMA

639
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,959
Speaker 2: is tired, and everybody will have their opinions again equally

640
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 2: for a minute. But Americ's tired, honestly, and I'm tired,

641
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 2: and I'm tired of having to be like do I

642
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,919
Speaker 2: like this person? What do they even stand for? Not

643
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 2: even the candidates, like people who scream and people that

644
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:22,360
Speaker 2: are so attached like a single person in politics than

645
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 2: the psychopaths. No single person ever in my life am

646
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 2: I that attached to you? I don't like me sometimes,

647
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 2: like sometimes I look at me and I'm like, oh,

648
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 2: but to be like this person is always right either side,

649
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 2: that's wild. To me. But we have, we have created

650
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 2: that culture where you're just assigned, you assign yourself and

651
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 2: then you've got to fight for it regardless. So anyway,

652
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:45,360
Speaker 2: that's tonight, and shout out Instagram for that. Elvis's blue

653
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Speaker 2: swhite shoes the real ones are up for sale. Wow,

654
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Speaker 2: that's very cool. They say, between one hundred twenty five

655
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Speaker 2: and one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, size ten and

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Speaker 2: a half, worn by Presley both on and off stage

657
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Speaker 2: or in the fifties, were given to his friend Alan

658
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 2: the night before he left for the US Army in

659
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 2: nineteen fifty eight. The blue Swede shoes have been authenticated

660
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 2: by the founder of the Elvis Presley Museum and Elvis's

661
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 2: close friend named Jimmy Velvet. That's a cool name. Bidding

662
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 2: for the shoe starts at fifty five thousand. I'm looking

663
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 2: at them. They literally look like the shoes I wore

664
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 2: on Dancing with the Stars. Oh really, they're all felty, velvety.

665
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 2: They're swayed, way, they're swayed. Are you gonna bid?

666
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 5: No?

667
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 2: God, No, I'm not spending that month.

668
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 5: Elvis.

669
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't care, don't, don't Frank Thomas, Ricky,

670
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 2: you're crazy. No, I'm not buying that stuff. I did.

671
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 2: Speaking of baseball, I did get invited to go play

672
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,400
Speaker 2: in the Major League Baseball All Star Game Celebrity football game.

673
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 2: What's in Dallas in a couple of weeks?

674
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 6: Who invites you to that? Major League Baseball EML sends

675
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 6: you an email?

676
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 2: Yes? They well they know. They called dang hello, hey MLB,

677
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 2: mister MLB, are you gonna do Yeah, I'm gonna play nice.

678
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 6: You better nurse those injuries.

679
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 2: Well that's a problem. App erectly game tonight and my elbow,

680
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 2: my shoulder are killed. Now you need to I can't

681
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: let my team down. Is it another doubleheader? No, it's

682
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 2: only a one game, Okay.

683
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 6: I mean I don't know.

684
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: I just think that that sounds like a really cool

685
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: opportunity and you don't want to go in and totally injured.

686
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 2: They asked what my walkout song is and what did

687
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 2: you think I picked.

688
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: I'm hoping something like fun enough beet, but something sad

689
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: and depressing.

690
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 2: You.

691
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 5: Let's see, Oh, everybody hurts.

692
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 2: It's not slow. It's weser Buddy Holly like just like

693
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 2: Buddy ho, do you.

694
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 6: Wear your glasses when you go up to bat.

695
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 2: How can you see? I can't see what I want

696
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 2: my glasses when I saund the toilet. I mean, I

697
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 2: need my glasses for everything.

698
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: I didn't know if you had to get like special

699
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: goggles or soccer.

700
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 6: Celebrity okay, it's celebrity softball.

701
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, you know they're scratching bottoms. They're asking me

702
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 2: on celebrity. Okay, Like, all right, we running good celebrities.

703
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 2: Let's go down to tier two. I don't even know

704
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 2: it was released till Raymundo posted a Instagram story about

705
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 2: it yesterday. He's like, breaking news Bible. I was playing

706
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 2: a celebrity game. I was like, oh, I guess I

707
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 2: made it.

708
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 5: So do you know who's on your team?

709
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 2: No, they just have a bunch of people listed like

710
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 2: trell Owens, Pedro Martinez, old ball players, Jenny Finch, Gino

711
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 2: Rodriguez from Jane the Virgin, some rappers I don't know.

712
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 2: Some rappers I didn't know.

713
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 7: Them, oh like little little babies and stuff like, I

714
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 7: didn't know who they were.

715
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 2: The worst part about it is when it was announced,

716
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 2: it's first world problems and I'm super excited. Oh, Kane

717
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 2: Brown's plan for sure. Oh yeah, he's like my friend

718
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 2: who is playing or Tybi's Max who plays the seventy

719
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 2: six ers. So they're like, look at these celebrities, and

720
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 2: of course people start killing me online. Never heard of them.

721
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 2: He's a celebrity. People that don't even know because they

722
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 2: just see the name, Like, what is Bobby Bones a pirate?

723
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 2: They brought back a pirate? Yeah, is tough. That far

724
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 2: was tough. But yeah, that's gonna happen. Good day.

725
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 6: So can we watch it? Is it televised?

726
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 2: I don't know. It says twenty twenty four All Star

727
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 2: Saturday tickets are on sill.

728
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: Now, okay, hey, show road trip, Let's go to Dallas.

729
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think will we not fly to Dallas?

730
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 6: Well? Whatever, I mean trip trip trip Mike.

731
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 2: What's the date? Saturday, July thirteenth. That Globe Life Field

732
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 2: you guys, Well, that's where the Rangers play. Yeah, that's

733
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 2: where the All Star Game is what I'm having it there.

734
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 2: I'll probably poke a couple out. Yeah, out of the park,

735
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 2: out of the infield. Yeah. So anyway, that's what's up.

736
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 2: That's pretty excited about that. That'll be a lot of fun.

737
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 2: So Amy, can we go?

738
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm checking my calendar, all.

739
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 2: Right, let me know. All right, all go, Well, some

740
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 2: of us already going because we're doing some interviews with

741
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 2: a bunch of ball players. Yeah, I'm gonna go already,

742
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 2: so yeah, come on, let's go. Yeah, okay, lunch.

743
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, baby's driving.

744
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 2: A new podcast called In the Vets Office with Doctor Josie,

745
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 2: and so she has a case of the Week and

746
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 2: this is about the naked pet sitter. So check it out.

747
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 2: It's brand new. If you like it, go subscribe, leave

748
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 2: a comment, it will really matter. Rate it. Here is

749
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 2: in the Vets Office with Doctor Josie.

750
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, you're listening to In the Vets Office with Doctor

751
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 10: Josie Horchak.

752
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 9: Hey everyone, and welcome to in the Vets Office. I

753
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 9: am your host, Doctor Josie, and I am joined here

754
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 9: by my co host, Shannon Ella, who some of you

755
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 9: may know from Canadian country music radio. And this is

756
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 9: our very first episode. We are excited to be here

757
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 9: and we're going to dive right in to Case of

758
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 9: the Week, where I retell stories of some of the

759
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 9: craziest things that I have seen while practicing as a veterinarian.

760
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 3: So things that you know, you just walk into your

761
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 3: vet's office thinking it's like a normal day. We don't

762
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 3: know what's going on behind closed doors. So now place

763
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 3: of the week is always interesting. Yeah, there's a lot

764
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 3: going on in the trenches, if you will. Okay, the

765
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 3: case for this week is one of my favorite patients.

766
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 3: He was one of my first that I took here

767
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 3: right out of school. His name was Hondo, and he

768
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 3: was a big old hound and he loved to get

769
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 3: into stuff. I mean he would eat anything and everything,

770
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 3: and so it wasn't not that uncommon for him to

771
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 3: be coming in for x rays to figure out what

772
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 3: he had eaten this time.

773
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 9: Oh he's one of those okay, and so ere are

774
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 9: It's a normal Monday. Hondo's in the hospital because he's

775
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 9: throwing up. He's eating something he shouldn't have. The mom

776
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 9: and the daughter had brought him in and lo and behold.

777
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 9: My nurses call me and they say, okay, yep, Hondo's

778
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,719
Speaker 9: x rays are up. Come take a look. And I'm

779
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 9: staring at it. I'm like, are you Is this what

780
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 9: I think it is? And there are symbols all throughout

781
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 9: his stomach. Hondo ate a tambourine. Oh wow, a hoole tambourine,

782
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 9: and so I go back into the room and I said,

783
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 9: does anyone play the tambourine in your house? And the

784
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 9: little daughter, I think she was like ten maybe, and

785
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 9: she was like, oh my god, I've been looking everywhere

786
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 9: for my tambourine. Like why do you ask? I'm like, well,

787
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 9: it's in Hondo's stomach. Like he was still in yes,

788
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 9: like in his stomach in two halves.

789
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 3: Okay, So he at least probably was like, how did

790
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 3: he swallow an entire tamburine? I have one of those

791
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 3: in my house for my son.

792
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, like that's a stick plastic one.

793
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 11: Yep.

794
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 3: As a parent, did not ever think of a dog

795
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 3: eating that?

796
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 6: Yeah?

797
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 9: They I didn't either. Really, Hondo has just exceeded all

798
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 9: expectations in that regard. So not just shoes to watch

799
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 9: out for, like remote controls, tambourines, keep your tambourines up, people,

800
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 9: you know what.

801
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 3: He lives in Nashville, though he's into the music. That's

802
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 3: probably one of music. So he's like, all I do

803
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,479
Speaker 3: is listen to music. I'm just trying to join in.

804
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 9: Just jingling as he walks by. But it was great.

805
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 9: We went in and we got it out. I definitely

806
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 9: played it just a little like dinging, and it came

807
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 9: out of the stomach. You have to. And he went

808
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 9: on to a totally normal life. He had great Hondo's

809
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 9: very lucky he has you.

810
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, hopefully he stays out of the vet's office

811
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 3: for a while.

812
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, no more Surgeries' not welcome in the vet's office anymore.

813
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

814
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 9: That's our case of the week, And now we can

815
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 9: jump right into our listener Q and A's We had

816
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 9: some really good questions submitted this week, so we'll jump

817
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 9: into number one.

818
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 11: What's the best way to find a really good dog sitter?

819
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 11: I've had really horrible luck with dogsitters. The stories I

820
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 11: could tell you who I won't. But what's the first

821
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 11: course of action I should take to find a really

822
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,760
Speaker 11: exceptional dog sitter.

823
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 6: I want to hear those stories. I know I won't.

824
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 9: Maybe we should have her on, Maybe we should.

825
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 6: I want to know these stories.

826
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,919
Speaker 9: But it's a great question. It's a really good question,

827
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 9: and I have heard some absolute horror stories. I actually

828
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 9: had a friend the other day tell me that she

829
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 9: found a pet sitter on Rover. The pet sitter came in,

830
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 9: took off all of her clothes. They had a furbo,

831
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 9: a furbo camera, and so they were able to see

832
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 9: through the ferbo that the pet sitter took off all

833
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 9: her clothes and then proceeded to lay on the couch

834
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 9: butt naked and eatable of cereal for like the whole

835
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 9: time she was there, was just naked.

836
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 12: Feel like, I'm not questioning your pet care, but just

837
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 12: your overall if you're a newness, just like be up

838
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 12: from about it. Yeah, you kind of have to put

839
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 12: that into resume. Probably going to be nude at your house, Yeah,

840
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 12: I'm probably not going to hire you, Yeah, exactly. So

841
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 12: a great place to look is your VETS office. So

842
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 12: a lot of my nurses will pet sit, a lot

843
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 12: of my receptionists will pet sit, and then you know

844
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 12: that they have the background, they have the training, and

845
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 12: they have reliable jobs. That's a really great place to

846
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 12: look for a pet sitter. Last, but not least, here

847
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,439
Speaker 12: in Nashville, we've got some really awesome privately owned pet

848
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,760
Speaker 12: sitting companies. Yes, where they have like ten to twenty

849
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 12: pet sitters on staff. They're all vetted and they've done

850
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 12: background checks. So wherever you live, I would google like

851
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 12: private pet sitting business, because you can find some really

852
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 12: great ones that way.

853
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 9: That's how we found ours. Today, we're going to have

854
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 9: the beautiful and incredibly talented Mackenzie Porter in the Vets office.

855
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,760
Speaker 9: Not only is she our friend, but you also probably

856
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 9: know her from her lead role on the Netflix series

857
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 9: The Travelers or her booming music career. Her and Dustin

858
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 9: Lynch spent many weeks in the number one spot on

859
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 9: country music radio for their song Thinking About You. I

860
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 9: still love that song too. I'm super excited to have

861
00:36:59,080 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 9: her on today.

862
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 3: Coming up next, Mackenzie Porter with Doctor Josie.

863
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 9: When we had first met, I think Willa was just

864
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 9: kind of starting to have some of her gi issues.

865
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 9: And I know that this has been a long journey

866
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 9: that you guys have been on as far as her

867
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 9: tummy issues. Do you mind kind of just giving us

868
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 9: like a recap of what you guys have been through.

869
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 10: One night, Jake came home, I was out of town,

870
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 10: and she had like thrown up, had diarrhea. There was

871
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 10: blood in the diarrhea, like all over our bedroom, all

872
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 10: over the walls, like it was crazy, like she had

873
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 10: gone in the shower, our bed, the walls. It was

874
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 10: like a murder. Scene in there. Yeah, and he it's

875
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 10: really scary, very scary, And I didn't know at the time,

876
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 10: like if dogs have like blood in their stool, it's

877
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 10: a lot more normal than like a human. Yeah, it's

878
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 10: not as scary, but we didn't know that.

879
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 6: Yeah.

880
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 10: So that was the first like indication of anything wrong

881
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 10: with her. So that night Jake took her into emergency

882
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 10: and he told me the other days I was asking

883
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 10: him just to remind me, And he stayed there till

884
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 10: five in the morning with her shut in the parking lot.

885
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 9: Was this in the ice storm?

886
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 10: This was this had to be a little bit before

887
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 10: the ice storm. Okay, this was the first incident. Okay,

888
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 10: And at that point it was just like, you know

889
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 10: what you and I have talked about, like probably has

890
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,399
Speaker 10: regular tummy issues. Let's put her on mechinitas all yep.

891
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 10: So we did that and that did help for like

892
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 10: a little bit, and then slowly things started to get

893
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 10: worse again. And then it was like a series of

894
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 10: switching foods and trying like we tried like alligator protein

895
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 10: and like ostrich protein, like all these different things that

896
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 10: we were trying to do to like see if she

897
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:42,359
Speaker 10: was allergic or whatever. Nothing was working. Now, this was

898
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 10: probably you know, a month or two months of trial

899
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 10: and error. And at that point this was a snowstorm

900
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 10: that I was telling you about probably two years ago.

901
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 10: It was like Nashville shuts down, the roads are all

902
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 10: ice ice. And I was sitting on the couch one day.

903
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,879
Speaker 10: She was not doing well. Lost. I mean now she's

904
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 10: like thirteen pounds of the time, she's twice seven, right,

905
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 10: And we were going into the vet regularly. Yeah, just

906
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 10: like trying to figure it out. Yeah. And I remember

907
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 10: waking up that morning and being like, I think she's

908
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 10: gonna die because she wouldn't eat, she wouldn't drink, she

909
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 10: couldn't hold like any bowels in Like it was like

910
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 10: we had diapers on her.

911
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 6: It was so bad.

912
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 10: So I remember saying Jake, like we have to drive

913
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 10: out to emergency, even on these roads. I had a

914
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 10: little car at the time, Like, I don't care if

915
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 10: this is yeah daughter, yeah.

916
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:30,879
Speaker 2: Up to day.

917
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 4: This story comes us from Florida. A twenty two year

918
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 4: old woman was working the McDonald's drive through and people

919
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 4: pull up and they started an argument about their order.

920
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 4: So the worker takes a drink and wham throws it

921
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 4: at the customer. Customer opens the window, throws another.

922
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 5: Drink back at the worker. So the worker goes in

923
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 5: the back, reaches in her purse.

924
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 2: Oh don't see. It was all fun until what wait,

925
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 2: you don't know what what they got? Think it's money,

926
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 2: maybe a gift.

927
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 4: Okayallet pulled out a gun and by I started shooting

928
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 4: at the customer.

929
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 2: And yes, that is drastic. I hate that part. But

930
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,919
Speaker 2: it also this is a lesson for everybody. You don't

931
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 2: know who's got what. If you're in a car, you're

932
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: driving next to, it's just not worth it because you

933
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 2: feel disrespected. It's hard to go. You know what. I'm

934
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 2: not gonna throw that cut back because you want to.

935
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 2: I want to. But then if you can just go,

936
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 2: but what if they have a freaking gun? That but

937
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 2: do dot? Nobody died, right, No got hit? What a

938
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 2: terrible shot gun? And then not be able to That's

939
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 2: not the story. All right, go.

940
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 5: Ahead, I'm munchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

941
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 2: Kevin Costner on the show tomorrow. Amy's podcasts Four Things

942
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 2: with Amy Brown a new episode up today. What are

943
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,399
Speaker 2: you doing over there?

944
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 1: Well, my niece is on with me she's doing four

945
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 1: episodes me for the month of June, so every Thursday,

946
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 1: and this is the final one that we're doing together.

947
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 2: Is she going home now?

948
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 6: She's gonna be with me till August?

949
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 2: Okay, I saw that your sister's in town her mom. Yes,

950
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 2: does your niece play guitar?

951
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's been teaching herself shew the Instagram.

952
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, she said that she she.

953
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 2: Ice to know her she was like ten years old.

954
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 6: Yeah. She goes to school in Colorado.

955
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: That's where they live, and they do a lot of

956
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,280
Speaker 1: like camping campfires, and she said that, you know, everybody

957
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: sits around and have their guitar, and she started to

958
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: feel left out. So she's just been teaching herself, like

959
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: on YouTube.

960
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 2: So you guys, do you talk about anything specific or

961
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 2: just like her?

962
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 6: Yeah?

963
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: No, this episode in particular, we talk about kind of

964
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: dating that she's twenty one and I'm forty three, so

965
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: like the different perspectives of that, and then.

966
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 2: What advice do you give a twenty one year old

967
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 2: about dating?

968
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 1: Just generally, I feel like it was more like she's

969
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: giving me advice that is.

970
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 2: On how different in the environment of you know, today

971
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 2: dating that would be advice she could give you, what

972
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 2: would you give her? Then? Not to any twenty one

973
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: year old woman, what would you give them? As far

974
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 2: as let's say they're single and they're looking and they

975
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 2: think like they need to find their person.

976
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: I think that the younger we are, at least when

977
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: I was her age, I was just looking to get

978
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: married at like every boyfriend I had, my college boyfriends,

979
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 1: it was like, Okay, well, what's it going to be

980
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: like when we get married? And she does have a

981
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 1: serious boyfriend right now, and she's she's wise though, like

982
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: she's got it. Like I encouraged her to just be

983
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: in the moment with him and really get to know

984
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:18,280
Speaker 1: him and enjoy college and don't just be more present

985
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 1: with him, I guess is the point. And sure, y'all

986
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 1: may get married one day and that would be amazing,

987
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 1: but it doesn't have to be like the number one

988
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: goal at the moment.

989
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 2: What do you think the perfect age? And I know

990
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 2: everybody's different, but if you were just to boil it

991
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 2: down on average a perfect age to get married in

992
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 2: your mind for a woman, Amy and I'll.

993
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 6: Go, it can be so different.

994
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: I got married at twenty five, somewhere between twenty five

995
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: and thirty five, Well, that's a whole.

996
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 2: That's a decade.

997
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:48,879
Speaker 5: You got to pick an am.

998
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say twenty nine or third. I been married,

999
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 2: I know who you are, brains developed, you've gone through

1000
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 2: some hard crap. You're I would say twenty nine, thirty

1001
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 2: thirty right in that area. This is the perfect time

1002
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 2: you add thirty seven for a woman for a guy. No, No,

1003
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 2: we're talking women first. Oh, I don't know. I'm not

1004
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 2: a woman. I don't know. I'm not either any kind

1005
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 2: of that's how you talk too, okay dudes?

1006
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 7: Then yeah, dude, thirty seven, I think that you've done

1007
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 7: everything you want to do and you're ready to get

1008
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 7: married now, because.

1009
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 2: That thirty seven year old's but the same maturity of

1010
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 2: a twenty nine year old, you know what, even less right.

1011
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 6: But it's difficult if you're dating someone's same age, Like.

1012
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's what we're saying. I'm saying a twenty nine

1013
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 2: year old woman generally is more mature than a thirty

1014
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,720
Speaker 2: five or thirty seven year old dude. Correct, My wife

1015
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 2: in many ways is more mature than me, She often says.

1016
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 2: When are the wiener jokes going to like age out?

1017
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 2: I don't think they ever. Yeah, never, they're still funny.

1018
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 2: They're so and they're like refunny, Like they're like funny

1019
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 2: when you're young. Then there's a stage where, like a

1020
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 2: young adult, and you're like, they may not be as funny,

1021
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 2: but you need to make them more vulgar because you're

1022
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 2: like trying to show how edgy you are. But then

1023
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 2: you get our age and they're like funny again because

1024
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 2: they're so stupid.

1025
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 7: And then you have kids that are boys, and then

1026
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 7: they start making the Wiener jokes and then that's funny

1027
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 7: and yeah, all over again.

1028
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 2: I see yeah, I said, dude, thirty five to thirty

1029
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 2: seven or thirty eight, I was thirty nine. I missed

1030
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 2: it by your ear. But then guys also have a

1031
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 2: lot of what ifs, meaning get let it, let them

1032
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 2: get all other system. Yes that way, there are nowhere no,

1033
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 2: Like I really messed up by not going to Vegas

1034
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 2: yep and go and gambling or having you know, a

1035
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 2: hundred body count. You know you want that kind of stuff,

1036
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 2: so you just want a hunder line.

1037
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a weird scenario went from I went

1038
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 4: to Vegas and I didn't gamble to a hundred body

1039
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 4: count I think the body count is first and then

1040
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 4: the gambling second.

1041
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 2: One hundreds high. I was throwing it up right now.

1042
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 2: It's very high. But I'm saying a dude will associate

1043
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 2: that with what he missed out on. Yeah, so he

1044
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 2: kind of needs to get out of a system, so

1045
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 2: he's not holding that within while you're with them. You

1046
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 2: want him to get to the point where he's like,

1047
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 2: I've done everything. I've done everything. I just am looking

1048
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 2: for a solid Morgan.

1049
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 6: The cab light, yeah, the cawlite theory.

1050
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, so dude's really only ready as soon as he

1051
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 2: turns the cablight on. You gotta grab him right then.

1052
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 8: Yeah, Whereas females, our cablite is basically always on.

1053
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is why I guess I'm encouraging my niece

1054
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: a little bit, like your cabalt doesn't have to be

1055
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 1: on at this moment.

1056
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 6: But see, they're both twenty one.

1057
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 2: But they also think they're fifty. When you're twenty one,

1058
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 2: you think you're super smart. But we're also going to

1059
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 2: look at us right now, and fifteen years and ago

1060
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 2: we thought we knew everything, we don't know anything. So

1061
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 2: that's a constant life readjustment. As you get ten years older,

1062
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 2: you look back and go, man, I thought I had

1063
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 2: to figure it out. I didn't, and you never really

1064
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 2: figured it out. Yeah.

1065
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: Do you all ever handwrite and then mail your wife's

1066
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 1: letters that you've written every day?

1067
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 2: I write everyone with a quill?

1068
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 5: Wow, dude, that's so, that's pretty good. I don't know

1069
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 5: the quill.

1070
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: She's been My niece has been living with me, and

1071
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: since she arrived, like three letters have shown up in

1072
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 1: the mail from her boyfriend that he's twenty one.

1073
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 6: The sweetest thing.

1074
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 7: They're twenty one, though, in goofy, that's what you do,

1075
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,879
Speaker 7: I wrote my wife when we were Yeah, I mean,

1076
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 7: well I was not you.

1077
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 6: In the mail boat, isn't that?

1078
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 2: That's also because it was like the sixties, addy, and

1079
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 2: that's all you did. Not true is two thousands and

1080
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 2: he would send it with the horse.

1081
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:10,720
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1082
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 1: I think it's cool for someone their age, especially their generation.

1083
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: They're always on their phones and everything so digital that

1084
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: they're taking.

1085
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 6: It old school.

1086
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 2: How long have they been together?

1087
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 6: Six months or so?

1088
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 2: See? That's also that it's like when Morgan, when Morgan's

1089
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Speaker 2: man in uniform is showing up every day in a

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Speaker 2: full florist outfit with flowers. What do you guys call

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Speaker 2: that love? But yeah, but that you do that early,

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Speaker 2: that stuff like that, they'll never make it. That's it.

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Speaker 2: We're done. We're done with the show. We'll see it tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: By Buddy