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Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. It's almost time

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Speaker 1: for the Wheel of Misfortune, So Alex, yeah, I know

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Speaker 1: you're right over there right here. Been that wheel? Okay,

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Speaker 1: and get pinched on the back of the arm. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's a worst spot to get yeah. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: hate pinches. I just pinched myself and I hurt myself. Actually, now,

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Speaker 1: I grew up and my sister this was her punishment

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Speaker 1: for me every time I did something wrong. Pinches are terrible,

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Speaker 1: all right? All right, Well, someone's about to get pinched.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like an insult. Get pinched, bro, We're going to jail, exactly,

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Speaker 1: We're going to jail. Someone's about to get pinched on

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Speaker 1: the back of the arm for the Wheel of Misfortune.

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Speaker 1: But before we start, let's meet the players and now

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Speaker 1: the starting lineup for your jubil show at executive producer.

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Speaker 1: Even his Jeene shorts have Jeane shorts, just barn All right, fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll say it. Nickelback really isn't all that bad. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if we can continue with this.

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Speaker 1: The world's most polite te drinking crumpet and munching horse

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Speaker 1: riding redhead English Evan. While we're on the subject of music,

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Speaker 1: I like Shaggy may not create conspiracies, but she'll believe them.

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Speaker 1: O Persh. I like sad Shot Shot. I know voices

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Speaker 1: in his head give him bad reviews. Juo Verh. I

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Speaker 1: once saw Holland Oats in concert. Really, yeah, I used

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Speaker 1: to think it was just Holland. I feel like, what

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Speaker 1: how these oats states from Holland play? They must have

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Speaker 1: really liked those oats from that were there. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know they made delicious heats there. But yeah, she's a

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Speaker 1: rich girl. Yeah, I think the guys that have to

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Speaker 1: wake me up before you go. No, that was wham

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Speaker 1: I believe. I don't know I've heard of who you

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Speaker 1: man eater. Well, we could sing Hall of Notes hits,

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Speaker 1: or we could just get int the wheel misfortune, which

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Speaker 1: will will all right? I think so too. That's a

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Speaker 1: good choice. All right, It's time for the wheel of misfortune.

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Speaker 1: Our friendly neighborhood executive producer Justin Barnes in studio with

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Speaker 1: a bag full of names, is gonna reach into a

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Speaker 1: face the peeping time of punishment that the wheel is

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Speaker 1: staring you down with. Today, they'll be asked a trivia

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Speaker 1: question which be determined which will determine their fate or

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Speaker 1: the fate of someone else on the show. If they

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Speaker 1: get it wrong, they'll have to undress for misfortune. If

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Speaker 1: they get it right, they'll have to choose some else

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Speaker 1: in the studio to take that misfortune for them. All right,

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Speaker 1: justin we spun the wheel earlier, and the misfortune that

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Speaker 1: somebody is facing is to get pinched in the back

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Speaker 1: of the arm as hard as possible. So pull a

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Speaker 1: name from his sack and give misfortune some binoculars. This

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Speaker 1: is a bad one pocular English, Evin, Man, who's going

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Speaker 1: to do the pinching? Alex? I think well sure? Oh no?

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Speaker 1: To make it even, should we do one arm eat

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Speaker 1: you both get to pinch at the same time more right?

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a misfortune for your turns out as a kink. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure? You guys don't want to do it? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying because if I get it right, then I

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Speaker 1: all right, Tuble justin please ask Evan the wheel of

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Speaker 1: misfortune trivia question. King Ludwig married Princess Teresa of sax

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Speaker 1: Hildeberg Housen on October second, eighteen ten. That's houns pronounced sorry.

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Speaker 1: The citizens of the city were invited to the festivities

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Speaker 1: year thereafter on the anniversary, horse races, drinking and celebrations grew.

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Speaker 1: The event itself continued for many years and later changed

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Speaker 1: wars and plagues. You know, some two hundred and ten

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Speaker 1: years later. What event is it? What event is it?

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Speaker 1: I think I know, I think I know. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you said it's a gala or a gala. It's just

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Speaker 1: it's the saurus for a party. Oh okay, So some

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming eighteen ten? Oh, okay, it was a few

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Speaker 1: gonna go with the met Gala. All right, Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: because I think I know what it is. Oh, you

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Speaker 1: know what it is. I think so the event that

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Speaker 1: as October First. I got it right, Lordwig German German

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Speaker 1: name on Housen or whatever. There's a lot of clues

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Speaker 1: in drinking dance floors. Yeah, basically if you would have

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Speaker 1: listened to the question met Gala. The questions so like

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Speaker 1: or like you like a little bit. It's worse, I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't get all right, I'm a bit excited. Well that

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Speaker 1: was the Wheel of Misfortune. It's a jewel show on

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Speaker 1: Hits one to six point one. Jebils Dirty Little Secret

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Speaker 1: It's crazy how many texts we get in at four

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Speaker 1: one six one was people who want to tell dirty

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Speaker 1: little secrets. Yeah, we get ton Yeah, but that's the

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Speaker 1: and it does relieve some stress. And like Alex said,

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Speaker 1: the phone right now, guys, kind of crazy Vanilla Ice? Wow? Wow,

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Speaker 1: talk about a throwback. Is it proper to call you

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Speaker 1: vanilla or ice? Which is the first thing? Vanilla? All right,

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Speaker 1: what's vanilla? Vanilla? Yeah? Oh my gosh, what's your what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? My boyfriend and I lived together

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Speaker 1: and there's no cheating or anything, but there might be

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Speaker 1: I hope you guys will give me some advice. Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: this sounds serious. Oh god. So when we first met,

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Speaker 1: him about loving to cook. I lied to him about that. Yeah. Really,

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Speaker 1: cooked it. You should start like watching like the Cookie Channel.

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Speaker 1: two options, oh good, and you're not gonna like either

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Speaker 1: of them. You have to learn to cook or you

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Speaker 1: have to tell him, yeah, exactly which one do you

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Speaker 1: paid advertisement. I literally just love them so much. So

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Speaker 1: this seasoning. It is good, It's legit. So so yeah,

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Speaker 1: lying to them. Okay, so the three things that you

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Speaker 1: follow it? I told you to take notes. The Jewel

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Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the news. I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: Freshmen up with your first story as Alex fresh who's

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Speaker 1: in the beautiful city of Georgia today on location, Well,

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Speaker 1: not city, I'm in the state of Georgia, state right

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Speaker 1: where Dwayne the Rock Johnson does now own a new

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Speaker 1: home and has done a lot in his forty eight

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Speaker 1: He gave Joe Biden and Kamala Harris his seal of approval,

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Speaker 1: endorsing them to replace Trump and Pence. Is it the

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Speaker 1: first time he's ever endorsed somebody? Yes? Oh? Have they

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Speaker 1: this is Shawna. Hi Shanna. How are you today? I'm great, Gary,

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Speaker 1: well over your stay here. Good. Good. First item of

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's my car, but you guys have my

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Speaker 1: Are you very Shawna, Yes, I'm here, Gary, I wanted

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Speaker 1: Don't be condescending, Gary, Yes, I know what it means.

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Speaker 1: It means the look of the place. It's fine. Yes,

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Speaker 1: You're going to be hearing from my attorney. You will

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Speaker 1: would never do ever talk to someone. No, he went

421
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,199
Speaker 1: and got ice cream with the girl. And I am

422
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 1: lactose intolerant and that would be a bad idea for me.

423
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 1: What's up, aj How are you? Hey? Am doing? Man?

424
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 1: How you guys doing good? So you actually decided to

425
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 1: get ice cream on a first date? Huh, Hey, I

426
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 1: thought it would be some differently. Yeah, I know. Ice

427
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 1: cream is just look as a as a person's lactose intolerant.

428
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,640
Speaker 1: Ice cream is just scary to me. You know, you'll

429
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: stomach just especially on a date. Like as soon as

430
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 1: I ate that, I'd be like, all right, I'll be

431
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 1: back in an hour. Yeah, it wasn't the whole gal,

432
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 1: it's a little bit. I don't know about the ice

433
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: cream of my stomach issues. I'm sure that's not why

434
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: you emailed us. AJ. The girl's name you want to

435
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 1: call today is Crystal. Yeah, all right. Did you meet

436
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 1: Crystal my apartment complex? Man? She's saving up in my

437
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 1: apartment complex. I seen her around and I kind of

438
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: asked out for a little date. Yeah, man, I saw

439
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 1: her for a little bit. I would seeing you know,

440
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 1: here and there here in the morning, going to work,

441
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 1: going to a car and everything. That sounds really creepy.

442
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 1: Were you like staring at your window every time you

443
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 1: walk by? You know, you just happened to be at

444
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,959
Speaker 1: the same time. You know, I don't see that far,

445
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: so I just will see her a lot, you know,

446
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,959
Speaker 1: so I could get out, asked her a little date

447
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: or something. You know. How did that work? Though? Like,

448
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,920
Speaker 1: how did you go to somebody in your partment come? Like, yeah,

449
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 1: that's a bold move. I know she's seen me, you

450
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: know a couple of times you kind of call eyes

451
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 1: here and there. So I figured I need to say something.

452
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 1: So I just went up to her and told him

453
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,119
Speaker 1: my name, and I said hello. You know, I see

454
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:44,640
Speaker 1: you don't have boyfriend. I never see it with nobody. Man,

455
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 1: you're bold. Yeah, hey, you know that's how I am. Man.

456
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 1: I went from it. Your email said that you guys

457
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: went and got ice cream together. How was the ice

458
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,880
Speaker 1: cream date? It was really good? Man. Um, we walked

459
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: down the street. It wasn't that far from the house. Okay,

460
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 1: that's okay. So you didn't have to drive there or anything.

461
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 1: So you just would you walk and like knock on

462
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: her apartment door and be like, all right, let's go

463
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 1: get ice cream together? Or oh no, no no, no,

464
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 1: not straight again? As I asked, when we you know,

465
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,639
Speaker 1: later on, can we go? Okay? Okay, all right, It

466
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: sounded like you were saying like she was walking in

467
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: the apartment complex, you're like, I think you're cute, Let's

468
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 1: go get ice cream. And she was like, okay, yeah

469
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,119
Speaker 1: that was the case. I was like kind of scared. Well, no,

470
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 1: we exchanged phone numbers, so you know, all right, okay,

471
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 1: so how was the actual date when you got ice cream?

472
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 1: The date was? It was amazing. I mean, I don't

473
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 1: know if I call it the date. The girl's beautiful.

474
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: Couldn't stop looking at her. So, you know, we had

475
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: a girl, a good conversation. She was she she's amazing. Dude.

476
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 1: What did you find so amazing about her? I mean everything, man,

477
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 1: Her conversation was good. I mean we just had a

478
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: good time. Great. Was there anything that happened on your

479
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 1: date that is making her not clay back? Well, I

480
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: don't know. I said some crazy ice cream jokes. I

481
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: thought it was crazy ice cream jokes. Jo, if you

482
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: got any crazy ice cream jokes. I think I didn't

483
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: mind talking about the lactose intolerance earlier. I think I'm

484
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: out now. Ice cream jokes. What kind of a crazy

485
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 1: ice cream joke? What do you mean? Oh man, you know,

486
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: just a little ice cream jokes. I was just throwing

487
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 1: a little stuff and each time it doesn't think you're

488
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 1: funny maybe. Oh no, hell no, I'm I'm hilarious. I'm like, right,

489
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: oh yeah, okay, well let's hear one of those ice

490
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: cream jokes then. Yeah, they were kind of like a

491
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: little bit on the on the sexual side. Oh right,

492
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 1: Are you're making sexual ice cream jokes on a first date? Yeah?

493
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 1: You are bold? Yeah, I mean I was having a

494
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: good time. I was having fun. I was trying to

495
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: make her get loose. I was at the jokes, all right.

496
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,360
Speaker 1: So I think I'm sorry to maybe figure out why

497
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 1: she might not want to go out with you again.

498
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 1: I mean, you sound like a cool dude, but also

499
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: you sound like a guy who could come off kind

500
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: of creepy if you're in her apartment complex, you ask

501
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 1: her out the ice cream, and then you're making sexual

502
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: ice cream jokes. Yeah. Hey, what the girls I've been

503
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,880
Speaker 1: on days before, Man, they love my ice cream jokes.

504
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: Why aren't you with those? Girl? They didn't call me back? Surprised,

505
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: all right, So just like this girl, they're not calling

506
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 1: you back. Have you seen her around your apartment complex lately?

507
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 1: And you know what, that's kind of crazy. I haven't

508
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: seen her anymore. I don't know if she moved her.

509
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 1: I haven't seen she moved. How long would you go

510
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: out with her? It wasn't that long ago, okay, so

511
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: probably not enough time to move. Then, yeah, you know

512
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 1: what she might be coming in the back end? Was

513
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to see me or not.

514
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: But I don't know what I did wrong? I know.

515
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll call her up and see if

516
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: she wasn't a fan of your sexual ice cream jokes

517
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: or was something else. All right, we'll play a song,

518
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 1: come back, and then do your first day follow up

519
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: Brad for this, okay, Okay, if you have any good

520
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: sexual ice cream jokes, text us four one six one.

521
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 1: I would love to hear them. And why do I

522
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: say that? Because Aj is on the phone right now

523
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,360
Speaker 1: and he met a girl named Crystal. She actually lives

524
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: in his apartment complex. He hit her up one day

525
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: because he thought she was cute. They went out for

526
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 1: ice cream. He said, everything was going great, conversation was awesome.

527
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: He's obviously kind of like a jokey, he said. The

528
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 1: only thing you can think of that is causing him

529
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: to not get a call back from her. He also

530
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: hasn't seen her in the apartment complex. Is the fact

531
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: that he was making a bunch of sexual ice cream

532
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 1: jokes on a first date. A J. I'm about to

533
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: give Crystal call and see why she's not calling you back. Okay,

534
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: can of double stuff your ice cream sandwich? Oh I

535
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:21,239
Speaker 1: have to use that one on my next all right,

536
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: a J. Well, I'm a dollar in front of her

537
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, you guys can take a more sexual

538
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: ice cream jokes if you want. Hold on one second.

539
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: Hello him A speak to Crystal please. This is Crystal.

540
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: Hey Crystal, how are you? This is Jewel from the

541
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Wait? Oh hi, hey, yeah, so you listen

542
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: to the show. Yeah? Do you know who I am?

543
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: That's always feels weird to say that, but you you

544
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: know that you know the show? Yeah? I do. Okay,

545
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: why are you nervous? Yeah? You might want to be.

546
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: You might want to be for So. Everybody's here right now, me,

547
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: MAT's wife, Alex Fresh, good morning, Hey girl. English. Evan

548
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: is here as well. Good morning, Good morning sir. Why

549
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: are you guys calling me? We're calling you because somebody

550
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: sent us an email about you. Oh. I never thought

551
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: i'd be on on this end of the radio, So

552
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: you know why I think so this must be one

553
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: of those like first date things. Yeah, congratulations, just one nothing.

554
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: So do you know who it might be? I have

555
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: an idea. Throw it out there and we'll tell you

556
00:29:52,800 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: if you're right a dude day age. Yes, no way,

557
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: no way, yeah, yes, believe it. Yeah, believe it. And

558
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: I know he's on the phone, because that's how you

559
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: guys do. Come on, you're trying to steal my thunder

560
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: you're earning. I know I'm supposed to be like, hey,

561
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: it does on phone. Listen, right, I just be like,

562
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 1: what the hell that's not gonna happen. I guess. I mean,

563
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: I'm still like what the hell? Hey, and I just

564
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: talked to him. I mean, I'll tell him why I

565
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: haven't returned his messages or like gone on another date.

566
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: All right, you're making this thing really easy. You know,

567
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: a lot of times have to be like, hey, come on,

568
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: will you tell us, please tell us, and you're just

569
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: like nope, I'll tell him. Well a j Hey, you're

570
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: on with Crystal? Now are you doing girl? I'm all right,

571
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 1: j Hey, hey, how can I send you around the

572
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: Parmer yards? What's going on with you? Okay? Well, I mean, like,

573
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 1: for one, I'm I started a job working from home,

574
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: so I haven't been like out a lot, but like

575
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: the reason. I mean, I appreciate you know, our ice

576
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: cream date or whatever, but I don't think you're my type.

577
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: And you know, I don't want to like lead you

578
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: on and like waste your time or waste mine. So

579
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: I just I just so like we can be friends

580
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: with the cordial, but I just don't see it going

581
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 1: any good. Then come on, come on, I know you

582
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: ain't put me in a friend zone already. I mean, okay,

583
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: I mean, why isn't here type? Why don't you want

584
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: to go out with them again? Yeah? Yeah? Why? I just, um,

585
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: it's I mean it sounds silly, but like I was

586
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: in a relationship with somebody for six years who just

587
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: like never wanted to do anything. He's just like a

588
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: homebody except for like visiting family or friends, never wanting

589
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: to like even go bowling or like roller skating or

590
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: do anything fun. I mean, so what what they gotta

591
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: do with me? Though? I mean, I ain't got nothing

592
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 1: to do with your boyfriend. He sounds boring. He sounds

593
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: very boring. Yeah, I get well, I mean he has

594
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: a point, Crystal. Why is the fact that your ex

595
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: boyfriend was boring ruined AJ's chances with you because AJ

596
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: ordered vanilla ice cream? What basic boring vanilla, no sprinkles,

597
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: no toppings, no squirls. That's the problem that, Yes, I

598
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: don't want to date another vanilla boring life, life is short.

599
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: Covid is here. I'm trying to enjoy life and he's

600
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: just eating because your boyfriend. No, wait a minute, in

601
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: a cup. So I didn't even venture getting ventures with

602
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: a cone. Just order vanilla ice cream. Vanilla ice cream.

603
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: It was good. Yes, it is good. It is good,

604
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: It's fine. It was good and it was safe, and

605
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in safe. I'm interested intun a little

606
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: lot of order some ice cream with some sprinkles on it,

607
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: then we can go on another day. That I would

608
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: have been intrigued, like interesting. Yeah, when I see people

609
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: eating like vanilla ice cream, was like, it's a character choice,

610
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: kind of a flaw and boring and I don't want

611
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: to be bored. So she said you had a character flaw, Aj,

612
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: Aj is he going crystal? See? He can't. He can't

613
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: even handle it too much. Damn, I had no idea.

614
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: I mean, he was all about you. He wanted to

615
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: see you again and everything else, and then the fact

616
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: that you say he's boring because he ordered vanilla ice

617
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: cream on your date. He gets so offended that he

618
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: hangs up on him. I mean, he was a weird dude.

619
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: I'm definitely using the back door of our building too.

620
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: All right, Well, damn, I wanted to ask if you

621
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: go on another date with him. I guess not. Yeah,

622
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: it looks like she doesn't want to anyway. All right, Well,

623
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: thank you for taking the time to talk to us.

624
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: And I'm sure that there is a guy out there

625
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 1: for you that will order I don't know, maybe even

626
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: two kinds of ice cream in one cone. Yeah or that?

627
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: What's that? Oh? Yeah, now we're talking like that. Jubils

628
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one six

629
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Speaker 1: one a text in at four one oh six one

630
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: that says I have a dirty little secret. I'm extorting

631
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: money from my boss. Oh is that you? Oh damn it, Evan.

632
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: Remember if you want to tell the dirty little secret,

633
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: I have to do is text in four one oh

634
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: six one. You can tell your secret on the show.

635
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: Maybe not that one, because I feel like we could

636
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: probably get in trouble for that. One. Yeah, but we'll

637
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: let you tell your secret on the air, and you'll

638
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 1: always remain anonymous. Nobody will know who you are. That's

639
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: why everybody who calls into Tell a Dirty Little Secret

640
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: gets an anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now

641
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: from the nineties, WRAPTU of Salt and Pepper, Spinderella, spind Orella,

642
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: I was up spin woo hey, everybody, you sound different

643
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: than I remember. Yeah, I have a cold, you know,

644
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: Spenderella with the cold is on the phone. What have

645
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: you been doing in your free time, Spinderella? You know

646
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 1: now that you're not making beats for Salt and Pepper anymore. Yeah. Oh,

647
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: I've been doing arts and crafts, you know, painting and

648
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 1: very awfully. But you know I can tell him for

649
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: a million dollars with my name. All right, Well, what

650
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 1: is your dirty little secret? Well? I used to play

651
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: h all the sports, you know, football, baseball, basketball, Uh,

652
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: not very good at it at all, whatsoever? U. And

653
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: you know I grew up in my hometown Boise, and

654
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 1: and I moved away. H they're really keeping contact with

655
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: a munch people except for like Muhammed and Dad and

656
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: that's about it. And uh so, anyway, I started a

657
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: job while back, and and in my office, I h

658
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: I put up some trophies of MVP Player of the

659
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:09,800
Speaker 1: Year from my high school and in college and and

660
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 1: you know basketball trophies and football trophies, and they're really

661
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: your trophies. Are these your trophies? Well, technically they're mine.

662
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: Technically they're yours. Yeah, what does that mean? Well, I

663
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: just took off the original name and put my name

664
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: on it. So so you're did you stole other people's

665
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: trophies to put in your office and you put your

666
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 1: name on it so people will think you were a

667
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: world class athlete or something. Yes, round about way, that's

668
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: that's what I did. So you stole them because you

669
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: can buy them and get them in graves. Yeah, to

670
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: steal people's trophies. Well I've also done that too, you know.

671
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: Wait you okay, So you've stolen trophies from people and

672
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: put your name on it to keep in your office

673
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: to fool people into thinking that you were a really

674
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: good athlete when you're younger, and you're also buying trophies.

675
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: What kind of trophies? Well, you know, MELS softball team

676
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Like some athletes racquetball, racketball trophy. Wow,

677
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: who are you trying to impress? Well, just new friends

678
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: and my co workers friends, because and I can't really

679
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,399
Speaker 1: do that from my hometown and stuff like that. Yeah,

680
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: because your hometown knows that you aren't the Your hometown

681
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 1: knows you weren't the star quarterback of the football team.

682
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: I mean also, okay, so you have that you know,

683
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: trophy about you winning the softball league you if are

684
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: you actually good at softball? Have you even played softball?

685
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: I played softball a few times in my lifetime, a

686
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: few times. It's horrible. But my co workers, I'm great.

687
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: What happens when like they want to do like a

688
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,399
Speaker 1: softball party, Like, oh, we gotta get him in. He's

689
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,280
Speaker 1: like have you seen all the trophies in his office?

690
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: He's gotta be amazing. He's gonna be the whatever, the

691
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: team captain. Yeah. Well I've had conversations and I've just

692
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 1: quickly avoided that and started talking about work and yeah,

693
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 1: and then there's always the go to that a lot

694
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: of dudes have anybody, any guy out there, I know

695
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: exactly what you can do. You know where I'm gonna

696
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: go with this? Yeah, And I think most dudes probably

697
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 1: do any guy out there who doesn't want to admit

698
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: that they weren't the best athlete in high school but

699
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: they did play sports. They always talk about how good

700
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: they were, or how good they could have been if

701
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: they didn't hurt their kneels. One, yeah, the ACL or THECLS.

702
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I was I was gonna be

703
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 1: captain to the football team, pretty sure, but stupid knee injury,

704
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: so I stop playing in my sophomore year. Yeah, it's like, oh,

705
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: the Celtics had me on the line. But you know,

706
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I could have gone to college, could

707
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: have gone pro. But you could always do that. That

708
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: happened one time. Somebody wanted to play baseball and I

709
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: just said, I gotta old knee and knee injury. And

710
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: so are you quickly moved on? Are you a good

711
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: athlete at all? Oh? No, not at all. That's kind

712
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: of honest, at lea. Yeah, at least you're honest with us.

713
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Who's Alex's worst person in

714
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 1: the world today? Who's Alex's worst person in the world today.

715
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: I think that you guys are going to agree. Oh

716
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: that rhyme and I didn't even try who I like

717
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:24,919
Speaker 1: that a lot. Who we we at think you gonna agree? Yeah,

718
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: the worst person in the world for me today is

719
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: slow left lane drivers. Literally the worst they really are.

720
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: I don't even get it. I seriously don't get it.

721
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: On the freeway you're talking about the freeway, that's highway

722
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call highway, tryway, yeah, whatever, there's

723
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: another word for it. I can't think of it right

724
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 1: now because I'm so freaking aggravated. So it's not an

725
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: actual person today, it's just the type of person that

726
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: drives on the freeway in the left lane under the

727
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: speed limit that is correct even at the speed limit.

728
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: What you guys can't get met at the speed limit? Really,

729
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: the fast lane called the fast lane, okay, but this

730
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,280
Speaker 1: the speed limit you disagree on. I don't. I don't disagree.

731
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 1: I don't think you should clown on people for doing

732
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: the speed limit. Okay, but that is what the right

733
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: hand lane is for the speed limit, right limit. I

734
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 1: would argue the all lanes for the speed limit. Well,

735
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 1: then why is it called the fast lane. Left lanes

736
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: are for speeding? You're not going to speed no lan over,

737
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 1: no lane is for speeding. Text in FO six one

738
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: your opinion, Yeah, and you don't even know how to

739
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: drive this, aren't you one of your left lane going sixty?

740
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: Being you? People who feel like Evan might be a

741
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: left lane slow driving okay, oh, oh, don't does have

742
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: a segre texting four one o six one? Texting four

743
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: one or six one? Right now? Is the left lane

744
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,959
Speaker 1: for speeding, and is the right lane for the speed limit?

745
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: And is Evan, based on his reaction to Alex is

746
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: the worst person in the world today one of the

747
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 1: people she's talking about. Yes, I am a relatively slow driver,

748
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 1: but only because only because I've had a few bad

749
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 1: experiences where I've crashed. I've written off two cars, like

750
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: one of them, I flips go down the freeway. How

751
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: did you do there? I was actually coming for an

752
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: interview for my last job in this building. Oh I

753
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: heard it, Yeah, and it was snowy, and I just

754
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: like flipped down. Oh snow any of a Subaru? Yeah,

755
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 1: how'd you do that? Aren't those things made for snow? Well?

756
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: Apparently not. Well, here's the deal. The right lane is

757
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 1: for going to speed limit, or if you're like hauling

758
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,399
Speaker 1: something and you're going slow, slow lane called the slow

759
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,879
Speaker 1: lane guys. So the left lane is called the fast lane.

760
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 1: That means at least five to ten miles, if not

761
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: twenty miles over this of course. Yeah, you're saying go

762
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: eighty miles per hour at least Okay, okay, but have

763
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: you ever been caught going twenty miles per hour because

764
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: that's gonna be okay, so that's gonna be points on

765
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 1: your license. I mean, I mean, if you get a ticket. Yeah,

766
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: Alex right doesn't get a lot of tickets, you know,

767
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: beautiful women, I'm gonna get a lot of tickets. Yeah. Yeah.

768
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,439
Speaker 1: I actually got pulled over a lot in my early life,

769
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 1: like twenty times and got off almost every single time.

770
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: Not like that, but like you know, my my pullovers

771
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: in my recent life. No I got a ticket. I'm like,

772
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: what the heck? Yeah? Is it just because I was

773
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: like really young and like cute? That's messed up? Okay. Anyhow,

774
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,399
Speaker 1: I just have to make this other point about left

775
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 1: land sol driver. When you're writing their butt and they

776
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: get mad, don't they know that they're in the fast

777
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: lane going slow and it's really annoying to a lot

778
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: of people. Oh yeah, or are the people that are

779
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: in the carpool lane, and then they're going slow the

780
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 1: speed limit or under this speed limit, and then everybody's

781
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: breaking the rules of the road and going over those

782
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: double lines to go around them. It was about at

783
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: what point don't you go, Oh, I think I'm being

784
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: I think I'm slowing everybody down. Happens all the time.

785
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: You see it. Three four cars do it in a row. Okay,

786
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,720
Speaker 1: But carpool lane you can't even get mad about because

787
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: that's like not a fast lane. I do get mad

788
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 1: at the carp lane. There's a reason for the lane.

789
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: It's so faster. No, no, it's not the reason other traffic.

790
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: Reason for the lane is to have multiples of people.

791
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,439
Speaker 1: You have more than one. That's why you're in that lane.

792
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: But it's it's considered a fast lane. It's okay, it's

793
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: to get through traffic faster. Okay, express lanes. If you

794
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: go on the express lanes, do you think of that

795
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: as like the go fast lanes? Yes? What no traffic? No, no,

796
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 1: it's just lanes with less people. Know you can go

797
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: the speed limit and enjoy. You'll like it's expressed because

798
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: there are less people, so that you can go one

799
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,280
Speaker 1: hundred miles an hour, right, No, I need to express

800
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: to you that it's not fool, that it's just for

801
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: other people that need to dry. Oh my god, English, Evan,

802
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: you're the one I'm yelling at. Well, I'm just responible.

803
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: You're going sixty in the fast lane. No, I'm not.

804
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: You're going in the fast lane English, at least sixty two.

805
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm living on the edge when I'm in that lane. Well,

806
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: for everyone out there who likes to just hang out

807
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: at the speed limit in the fast lane, which is

808
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 1: the left lane, no matter which lane it is, carpool

809
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: or not, Evan, if people are going around you, or

810
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: people are passing you, or you see that, like maybe

811
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 1: you're going slower that even the slow lane, maybe get

812
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 1: over and there's no reason to knock it over if

813
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: there's not much traffic. So if you're in the fast

814
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: lane and there's no reason for it, get over. That's

815
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: the other thing that always confuses me is if you're

816
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 1: willing to go slow in the fast lane, why not

817
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: just go slow in the slow lane. You're not in

818
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: a rush to go anywhere, right, it should be illegal

819
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: and it could cause accidents to like people are driving

820
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: away slow. Well, yeah, because if somebody's driving slow in

821
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: the fast lane. Think about how many people are going

822
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: fast and they might not notice them, or they have

823
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 1: to slime on their break so I have to spout it.

824
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: Or they're being like me and they're speeding around them,

825
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: try to get you know, because they're going so slow,

826
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: putting other people in exactly, Yeah, it's putting people in danger.

827
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: It's basically like premeditated murder. I don't know what they're

828
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:27,919
Speaker 1: scared about, Like just go. I don't know how else

829
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: to tell you. And how many memes you have to see,

830
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 1: how many times you have to hear joke about it?

831
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 1: Go g go where you go? Means I'm imagining Alex

832
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: out the window. Maybe you should take the megaphone that

833
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 1: you just grabbed and go on the freeway and direct

834
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: traffic on there. Maybe I will hang on. I'm gonna

835
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: put this down. So there you go. Slow left lane

836
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: losers or Subaru driving red haired having englishmen. I think

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Speaker 1: that's me, So get over. So it's slow left lane

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Speaker 1: drivers and now English Evan has been added to the list.

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Speaker 1: Well thanks, Alex. Only someone's being safe, that's all I mean. Well,

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Speaker 1: at least that's a positive. You're being safe, but you're

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Speaker 1: still my worst person in the world today. Great, thank you.

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Speaker 1: That was Alex's worst person in the world today. That

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Speaker 1: was Alex's worst person in the world today. The Jewel

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Speaker 1: one oh six point one