1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little secret. Everybody loves a dirty little secret. 2 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,520 Speaker 1: Most people like clean little secrets. Dirty little ones are 3 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:11,040 Speaker 1: way more interesting. Yeah, and it's time for another dirty 4 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,080 Speaker 1: little secret. Remember, if you want to get anything off 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,800 Speaker 1: your chest, anything at all, just texted in four one 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: oh six one will let you tell your dirty little 7 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,280 Speaker 1: secret to the world. It helps relieve stress. It's very 8 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,799 Speaker 1: stress relieving. And remember we will keep it anonymous. I 9 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: promise you nobody will know it's you, so you can 10 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 1: tell your secret on the show and feel safe about that. 11 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: And I remember we give everybody an alias. So on 12 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: the phone right now is Senior Wigglesworth. Hello, Senior Wigglesworth. 13 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: How are you wiggly? All right? So you got a 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,920 Speaker 1: secret to tell us? How what is it? Oh man, Well, 15 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:44,600 Speaker 1: it's something my wife doesn't realize. If she found out, 16 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,919 Speaker 1: probably the end of it really a big deal to her. 17 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: Did you say it would be the end of your relationship. 18 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,519 Speaker 1: I think she'd be really angry. It could be. Let 19 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: me guess you're cheating on her. No, well, I mean 20 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 1: women think a lot of things are a big deal. 21 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, but you're not cheating. I mean that 22 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 1: would be the ultimate thing I would think of if 23 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 1: you had a secret. Okay, but you do, but you 24 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: would do something that could inju relationship with her? Did did? Did? 25 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,680 Speaker 1: Did something? Okay? What is it? Well, we were, um, 26 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 1: you know, getting gays married. I said, Hey, they pick 27 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: out whatever ring you want, you know, yeah, like we're 28 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 1: getting married, right right, that's what you do before you're 29 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: getting married. You gave him a ring usually yeah, well yeah, 30 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 1: and you make them happy, right yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure, 31 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: we're getting married. You know. You know when I said that, I, um, 32 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 1: I didn't really realize how much rings are. Yeah, they're expensive. Yeah, 33 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 1: diamond rings are usually pretty pricey. Yeah you didn't. You 34 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: didn't know that going in. Well I knew they weren't inexpensive, 35 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: but the ones she picked, um, it was thousands of 36 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 1: dollars and um, that's a lot of money. Okay, mister Wigglesworth. 37 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 1: Is your wife not worth a lot of money to you? Then? 38 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: Well she is, of course, Um, but you know, I'm 39 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: just I was just getting into it at the time. 40 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: I didn't know it's just gonna last we find a lot, 41 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 1: you know. Okay, Hold up, you were buying an engagement 42 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 1: ring for your for your now, wife, but you weren't 43 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: sure it was gonna last. Well to me, who's positive 44 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 1: going in? Guys? Come on, I guess yeah. I mean 45 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 1: you always have to say that there could be something 46 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 1: that could happen, but that wasn't it. Also she loses everything? Yeah, yeah, right, 47 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 1: So but I was just like, that's you know, and 48 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: at the time it wasn't a money thing. But the 49 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:42,639 Speaker 1: same time money was more an issue. Then, um um, okay, 50 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: can you do it? Very can you just spit it out? 51 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: You're nervous to say it. It's tough for me to 52 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:54,359 Speaker 1: admit and say. But um okay, So the ring on 53 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: my wife's finger is not the one she thinks is 54 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: going to exit. She thinks it's that very extensive ring. Okay, okay, 55 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: Well she doesn't know. Is I got it online for 56 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 1: like like four hundred dollars? Oh? Is that way less 57 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 1: than the one that she picked out? It's it looks 58 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 1: good and she's I've seen her show it off to people, 59 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,839 Speaker 1: and I'm always trying to like, what did I see 60 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 1: her doing? That? Bring up another subject? So, um, so 61 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 1: she thinks it's worth thousands of dollars. Oh yeah, but 62 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 1: it's only worth a couple of hundred, maybe a little more. Yeah, 63 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: I mean I'm sure she knows that it comes with 64 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:40,880 Speaker 1: like a certificate of authenticity. Yeah, I'm sure that one didn't. 65 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:46,839 Speaker 1: I kind of forded a document. Wow, wow, you really 66 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 1: went to allow. Yes, you did. Well, if you're going 67 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: to do it, you have to do it so it 68 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 1: looks for you. Yeah, one line on top of the other. Yeah, exactly. 69 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 1: You just gotta keep going. So you got her a 70 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: ring that's not even I'm assuming it's like fake diamonds. Right, 71 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: it's not what she thinks it is. Yeah, okay, so 72 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: it's what's whatever it is? Yeah, and you also forge 73 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: a certificate authenticity. What are you gonna do if she 74 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: ever finds out? Well, I figured that if you know, 75 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 1: she's like, hey I found out this isn't real, I'd 76 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: act shocked. You've already hold on, hold on, you've already 77 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:25,120 Speaker 1: thought this through. Oh yeah, OK. Guys, when you get 78 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,359 Speaker 1: into a situation like this, you have to be prepared 79 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 1: for all elements. Okay, Okay. I figured if she does that, 80 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,360 Speaker 1: I'm like, what it's like, Yeah, I got it online. 81 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 1: I can't believe I gotta and then you know, blame 82 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,800 Speaker 1: it on that person like a criminal in training. It 83 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,480 Speaker 1: sounds like you are, you know, if you're gonna buy 84 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,840 Speaker 1: a fake ring, you said it was like four hundred dollars, 85 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:47,159 Speaker 1: Like they have cheaper cubickscorning your rings for like less 86 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: than a hundred. If you're gonna, you know, save the money, 87 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,599 Speaker 1: you might as well save the most. And it's really 88 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,720 Speaker 1: hard to tell. Damn, you mean I could have done 89 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: that the whole time I got minea praised Oh, how 90 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: do you know he didn't towards it. That's a good point.