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Speaker 2: The makeup comes off, the booze wears off, and then

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Speaker 1: Oh damn, where's that here? Wax daddy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Wait, wait, wait, no sex right?

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Speaker 1: Where's We're missing Riley today?

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Speaker 2: Guys.

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Speaker 1: So we're trying our best, but you know what, we'll

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Speaker 2: Story. Well, I promise this is a Christian podcast that's correct, Puritans.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I am a female first year college student at a

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Speaker 3: This, are you in love yet?

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Speaker 2: Smoldering blue steel.

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Speaker 3: Are you in love? Look at me?

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Speaker 2: If he's someone's eyes for thirty seconds, you are in love.

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Speaker 2: That's right, we're love. It's a fact. Comment were love.

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Speaker 2: If now we're in love, do it? Please?

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Speaker 3: Do it? Please please?

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Speaker 2: Yo, he's old. He don't have a snapchat, Na.

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Speaker 1: Dude, He's an ancient fossil like me, an old burly

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Speaker 3: I'll take audy, I'll take young.

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Speaker 1: That's true, that's true, he mutters to me.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh he he'd like to get to know him.

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Speaker 1: We tell each other all about each other. He tells

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Speaker 1: He hoped, and he puffed, and he did the nifty deep.

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Speaker 3: He is classy. He is classy.

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Speaker 2: He's doing it right. I think he's doing pretty good.

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Speaker 2: We again talk about our lives in depth, our futures,

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Speaker 2: I'm waiting. I'm just waiting for the shoe to drop.

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Speaker 2: Where's that shoe, Where's this shoe.

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Speaker 1: I know though, that men will say anything to get

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Speaker 2: You could have such a like a deep romance with

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Speaker 2: John called out, called out. Yes, I did have a

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna apologize for it, don't It was beautiful

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Speaker 3: John was watching the whole time.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I wasn't.

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Speaker 3: What do I say?

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Speaker 1: I was there physically in the approximate radius.

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Speaker 2: That's what I say. Now.

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Speaker 1: Later that day, he removed me as a friend from

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Speaker 1: You're amazing and beautiful and you're incredible.

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 3: Well do they at each other on like phone phone numbers?

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Speaker 1: I actually don't know if they have anything other than Snapchat,

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Speaker 3: At least freaking kids these days, bro.

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Speaker 1: Oh, just exchange numbers. You know, John is curmudgeoning over here.

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Speaker 2: Well, actually, snapchats and Instagram stories?

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Speaker 1: neither of us reaching out. Fast forward to last night.

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Speaker 1: Nothing I think she was kind of like, all right,

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Speaker 1: you U removed me whatever, Let me move, Let me

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let me let me not get too attached.

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Speaker 1: Some guy adds me by search on Snapchat, not a

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Speaker 3: Why did you accept a snap off somebody you don't know?

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Speaker 2: Nope.

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Speaker 3: Uns no, oh crap, he was dream boy. Dream boy

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Speaker 2: Can't trust these dudes to go anywhere without sticking their

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Speaker 1: That's correct, And that him and his girlfriend aren't doing

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Speaker 2: Well no, no, no shit, y'all aren't doing well. You

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Speaker 2: I got hosts. Also, Germans have sexy accents to you?

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Speaker 3: But me, I'm like, bro, John's just shitting on in

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Speaker 1: Listen, Germans.

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Speaker 2: You're great.

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Speaker 1: I guess I don't really know you personally. You could

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Speaker 2: He told me that spending time with me was really

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Speaker 2: Pick a fucking side, pick a side, bro girl, some

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Speaker 1: I also like how he's trying to say, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we should just talk in this snap girl. It's better

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Speaker 1: I didn't say much. I just told him that while

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Speaker 1: about this more. I'm not sure that there's much to

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Speaker 3: There, that's a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's not like we're gonna get married. But he was

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Speaker 3: Shady but so smart.

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Speaker 1: It's a you know what, he German engineered the situation,

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Speaker 2: My sister actually had a similar situation happened to her

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Speaker 1: After there we go, there we go. I will probably

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Speaker 2: But I am sad.

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Speaker 1: I feel guilty and terrible for the other girl in Germany.

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Speaker 2: But he was one of the most memorable people I

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Speaker 1: It's almost like he visited all these cities and maybe

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's not different area codes.

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Speaker 2: Let me see if my sister is uh is available

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Speaker 6: Right, we Sam and I were in London. Sure this

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Speaker 3: The queen literally had just died.

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Speaker 5: The queen just died.

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Speaker 6: Sam drags us into a bar late at night. There's

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Speaker 5: We joined the table. I chat with the Belgian boy.

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Speaker 3: He's so hot too.

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Speaker 5: I'm a catch.

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Speaker 6: I give him my Instagram and then this is month's

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Speaker 6: Oh hey, no days tutor that night, I don't know.

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Speaker 6: That night, I look at the Instagram. There's a girl

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Speaker 6: And then months later I get an Instagram request on

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Speaker 5: It's the girlfriend and she sends this whole long text.

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Speaker 5: That's what she was like, really nice with this whole

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Speaker 7: Liked something something, and she was so worried about Isabella's

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Speaker 5: Was I what was it?

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Speaker 3: Girlfriend with a long message?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she sends this whole I wouldn't read it.

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Speaker 5: It would just take me a second to find it.

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Speaker 3: That's fine, what you remember?

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Speaker 5: Like, I'm just worried and I want to know. And

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Speaker 5: broke up because each other. Yeah, he got he has

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Speaker 5: to have, he has to. I feel like, you don't

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Speaker 5: I wasn't anywhere on who this Instagram?

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Speaker 3: So I don't know how Like she bro you just

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Speaker 5: She's like this person is a cat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah too pretty not to investigate. Well, Zaphia, thank

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Speaker 5: The Belgian boys. I'll be in Belgium in person this

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Speaker 3: You should reach out to him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'll say, hey, how.

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Speaker 3: Do message him?

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Speaker 2: Say?

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Speaker 3: I'll be in Belgium I'll.

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Speaker 6: Be in Belgium and then I pull like the what's

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Speaker 6: the What's that show with a guy who's like, what

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 5: What would you do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What would you do in this scenario?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you're talking about. I think it's called

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Speaker 3: what would you do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think what would you do?

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Speaker 5: And I and I learned into a trap. I think

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Speaker 5: they already broke up, so it wouldn't actually do it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it wouldn't matter. It's just you should you should?

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Speaker 2: You should reach out to him and say like, hey, no,

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Speaker 2: I know, I'm sorry about making you and your girlfriend breakup,

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Speaker 2: but I'm here now.

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Speaker 5: And you're the worst. And I send a little picture

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Speaker 3: What would you do? Well, Sophia, thank you for telling

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Speaker 3: us what you did do? Yeah, what I did do?

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Speaker 3: And I love you and I miss you and have

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Speaker 5: Thank you so much. I love everyone in the comments,

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Speaker 5: especially you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah you you.

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Speaker 2: Unless you're from Belgium and you're around twenty two and

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Speaker 2: you were in London six months to a year ago,

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Speaker 2: we hate you.

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Speaker 5: Actually a year, like a year and two months.

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Speaker 2: No, you're in a month, a.

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Speaker 3: Year and a month ago. All right, love you, Sophia,

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Speaker 3: like bonus tea, bonus tea.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what would you do if you met

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Speaker 2: a foreign boy and found out he had a girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: Would you create a fake Instagram to tell the girlfriend

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Speaker 2: or would you just leave it? Let us know the comments.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of leaving things, Sam, there's something I want.

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Speaker 3: To find this next story. Let's get into it.