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Speaker 1: Jody Sweeten, and today we're discussing season four, episode twenty six,

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Speaker 1: Rock the Cradle. It originally aired May third, nineteen ninety one,

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Speaker 1: and it goes a little something like this. Becky discovers

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Speaker 1: It was directed by joel's Wick. I feel like he

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Speaker 3: This was one of the seasons. Is my microphone really loud?

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Speaker 3: All of a sudden. Yes, didn't touch it.

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Speaker 3: Yes, a flesh tone love affair. What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: That that's I don't want to know.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, no time for teasers.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's there, everyone's there, Rippers.

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Speaker 1: We've seen rippers. We haven't seen that cute girl that

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Speaker 3: You know, it's much. I love my husband. If he

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Speaker 1: A different song, not flesh tones.

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Speaker 3: That's something else.

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Speaker 2: That's two syllables, you know, Yeah, dial done. Love affairs

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Speaker 1: That would that that would have been a much better song,

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Speaker 1: Jesse and the Rippers have an album out by Christmas.

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Speaker 1: What a great stocking stuff for for my thousands of friends.

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Speaker 1: Then it's DJ Stern, Hey, Steph, why don't we go

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Speaker 1: out and get jobs so we have money to spend

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Speaker 1: I want my Jesse and the Rippers lunch box.

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Speaker 3: Look, they know how to get to a record exactly right.

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Speaker 3: On a side, I want all the Rippers on it,

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Speaker 3: though every Ripper has ever appeared. I want it to

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Speaker 1: You know, on the back, on the front, on the side.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was a real song. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 3: a real song by the bell Air Bandits wow.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well okay, I still want to know why they

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Speaker 3: Choice for the bell Air Bandits we do.

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Speaker 1: Let's get them on the podcast, Okay, Moving along, Jess

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Speaker 1: I don't know where they learned to kiss up like that.

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Speaker 2: Does this guy often go into people's basements to hear

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Speaker 1: It kind of creeped me out, and I'm trying to

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Speaker 3: Like, coming to my basement hear my band? Like, excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Is it the location?

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Speaker 1: Is it the ponytail?

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Speaker 1: Why did this feel weird? I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Listen right full of twelve marats, who knows what could happen?

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Speaker 1: Mullets and rippers and brass instruments. There was a lot happening.

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Speaker 1: So Max and Jesse shake hands. Max wishes them good luck,

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Speaker 2: They're probably like some weird little pointy toad sort of

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Speaker 4: Oh, like a like a not like a Pilgrim Shoes

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember this in Fuller in

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Speaker 3: You were they were like high healed Mary Jane's. Well,

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Speaker 1: Me wearing them like just with my sweats for rehearsal

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Speaker 6: Summer is the season of love, Summer Lovin, Here we come.

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Speaker 6: If you're old enough to remember Summer Lovin, you're old

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Speaker 6: enough to find an I Do Part two. Listen each

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Speaker 6: week as our hosts make it their goal to find

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Speaker 6: you the next true love of your life. Jenny Garth,

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Speaker 6: fall in love again. It's time to make it hot,

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Speaker 1: Listen to I Do Part two on the iHeartRadio app,

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Speaker 1: Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Next, we're

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Speaker 1: in the kitchen. Joey serves the girls and Kimmy some lunch,

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Speaker 1: but when Michelle receives her sandwich, she asks, could you

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Speaker 1: please make a sandwich for Glenn. Joey shrugs, sure, who's Glenn?

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Speaker 1: Michelle says that that's her invisible friend, and in fact,

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Speaker 3: She's alone all the time. Guys, that's wid This is

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't blame her, And I love that

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Speaker 1: but now here Now I know too, the imaginary friend

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00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:37,080
Speaker 1: in Kansas too.

441
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,840
Speaker 2: That's really like one point five, you know, the imaginary

442
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,680
Speaker 2: counts the whole person.

443
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 3: So on cue.

444
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 1: Danny brings everyone some napkins and plops a seat right

445
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,280
Speaker 1: next to Michelle. She frantically shouts, get up, get up,

446
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 1: get up, and Danny does this he's told, but asks

447
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:56,360
Speaker 1: what's the matter. Michelle responds, you sat on, Glenn, please

448
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 1: be careful. Joey agrees with her, telling Danny that's no

449
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,399
Speaker 1: way to treat Michelle's invisible friend. Then Joey puts an

450
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,119
Speaker 1: arm around Glenn and offers to straighten his tie and

451
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 1: adjust his sombrero. Michelle watches with confusion, telling Joey that

452
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 1: Glenn moved to a different chair. Uh, and he's not

453
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,639
Speaker 1: wearing a sambarro.

454
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 3: So cute.

455
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 1: So Danny sits down next to Michelle and waves to Glenn,

456
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 1: who is supposedly in the chair beside him. He holds

457
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 1: out his arm and pretends to shake Glenn's invisible hand,

458
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,680
Speaker 1: admitting he has quite the grip. I love that the

459
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 1: family's playing along. You know, this is right up Joey's alley,

460
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,359
Speaker 1: and it's cute.

461
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,120
Speaker 2: You know, when people start hearing the you don't want

462
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 2: to confront them. You want to just gently agree until

463
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 2: you can get them proper help.

464
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Grandma, let's get you back to bed. Oh yeah,

465
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 3: high Glenn. Yeah.

466
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 1: So Kimmy's face is etched with concern, so she gives

467
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 1: her two cents. Speaking of grips, you boys better get one,

468
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 1: Danny argues, But this is perfectly normal. In fact, when

469
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,919
Speaker 1: dj was a kid, she had an imaginary duck named Norton.

470
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: Gimme and Steff laugh at the thought. A rare moment

471
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,160
Speaker 1: of bonding between us. Right where we're like is where

472
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 1: it starts. This is where it starts. DJ defends herself.

473
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,160
Speaker 1: Norton was just a phase. I grew out of it.

474
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 1: Danny narrows his eyes. Yeah, she forgot all about Norton

475
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 1: when she made friends with Kimmy. Man, I missed that, duck. Gimme, confidently, responds,

476
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: You'll be sorry when I'm gone, mister t and Danny smiles.

477
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 1: How would I know? You never leave? And the tide

478
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,120
Speaker 1: has turned? Now it's getting meaner.

479
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 3: Now, you know what I mean?

480
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 2: This is this is a child who is coming here

481
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 2: to have a family and safety, and here we are

482
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 2: just being mean to her.

483
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: I know, I know it makes me a little bit

484
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 1: sad because I lunch. It's true, she's getting a meal.

485
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 2: Signal, you know, here, here's lunch. God, you're always here. Wait,

486
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to eat?

487
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

488
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: Further, the abuse of Kimmy Gibby mixed signals now too.

489
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,880
Speaker 1: Now I prefer the more subtle digs that are like readier,

490
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,360
Speaker 1: you know, but this just felt like not very funny

491
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 1: but just mean. So what ebbs, I'm gonna feel that

492
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: way a lot for many many more episodes.

493
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, buckle up, because yeah.

494
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 1: Gimme frowns, but the phone rings and puts this conversation

495
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 1: to an end. Stephanie answers the phone and tells DJ

496
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: that Norton the Duck is on the other line. Stuff

497
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,120
Speaker 1: bursts intil after at her own joke, admitting she quacks

498
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: herself up. I mean, these jokes strike themselves, classic stuff.

499
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just like, heyde, your imaginary ducks on the phone,

500
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 2: you like, just totally ripping into.

501
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: Lay it on thick. That's that's the younger siblings. That's

502
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 1: the whole purpose of a younger So.

503
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 2: I knew they ever forget an imaginary duck, I would

504
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,879
Speaker 2: definitely still make fun of you about it.

505
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: For sure. So meanwhile, Becky rushes down the stairs and

506
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: asks if the phone call is for her. Steph responds, Yeah,

507
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 1: it's doctor Crane's office. Becky sighs with relief. Oh great,

508
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: it's about time. She takes the phone from Steph, and

509
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,919
Speaker 1: her eyes go wide as she listens to the doctor

510
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 1: on the other end. All she can say is you're kidding,

511
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 1: You're kidding, You're kidding. And when Becky realizes that everyone

512
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: is staring at her, she lets out a nervous laugh

513
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: and tells them he's kidding. Then she thanks the doctor

514
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: over and over again before hanging up. It's obvious Becky

515
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: is in utter disbelief. She walks away from the phone,

516
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: saying to herself, oh boy, oh boy, and then she

517
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: glances towards the family, who is still staring at her,

518
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 1: and she quickly pivots, oh, beef jerky anyone, Danny always.

519
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 3: Due when I feel awkward. Beef hey, good icebreaker.

520
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: It's a good little protein snack, you know, why not.

521
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 1: Danny asks to talk to Becky for second and walks

522
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 1: her to the living room. Becky nervously agrees, telling Danny

523
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 1: she also has ranch flavored beef jerky if he would

524
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 1: like that. Joey shouts I want to come too, and

525
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: quickly follows after them, and then DJ looks around and whispers,

526
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: what are we waiting for? Let's eavesdrop, and all the

527
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 1: girls rush towards the living room in agreement. In the

528
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: living room, Danny goes over Becky's recent events. You went

529
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 1: to the doctor, he called you right back. You said

530
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,479
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you, And you've been living

531
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 1: on beef jerky for the last three days. Danny admits.

532
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 1: It doesn't take a genius to realize what's going on here.

533
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 1: Joey nods in agreement. Yeah, she's obviously iron deficient.

534
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 3: Makes sense.

535
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 1: I left that was a great joke. Yeah, Danny is

536
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 1: baffled and you're obviously brain deficient. He breaks the news

537
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: Becky is pregnant, and Joey shouts pregnant. Becky shushes him,

538
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: but it's too late. The girls already heard. They burst

539
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: into the room and shout pregnant. Steph demands who's pregnant,

540
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 1: very very forcefully.

541
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 3: Yes, right. I was like, I don't know that I

542
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 3: would have played it that angry that I've thought about you.

543
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 3: I don't know.

544
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 1: Well, you're just like great someone else to upstage me, Like, yeah, God,

545
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: now children, we have enough children in this house. We

546
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,479
Speaker 1: don't need more. So Joey pushes out his stomach and

547
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: begins to rub it, saying uh, I am, and Michelle

548
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: grins and pumps her fist in the air way to

549
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: go Joey, but Becky comes clean. She tells the girls

550
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: that she's going to have a baby. They all run

551
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: up to her with excitement, and she begs them to

552
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 1: be quiet. Jesse's upstairs and he still doesn't know Joey

553
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: raises his hand and offers, I'll tell him. Come on, girls,

554
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: let's go, and they start up the stairs, but Becky

555
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: stops them. That's just it's just the Tanner's in a nutshell.

556
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:03,439
Speaker 3: Not of boundary to be found. Yeah, now, sure, this

557
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 3: is our news in each other's business, right right?

558
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: Meddlers that's what they are, middlers, professional meddlers.

559
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:11,360
Speaker 3: Yes.

560
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: So Becky sternly tells Joey that no one will be

561
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: saying a word about her being pregnant. Danny taps her

562
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: on the shoulder and reminds her eventually Jesse will find out.

563
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: Becky smiles, I'm gonna tell him tonight over a romantic

564
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: candlelight dinner. So promise me you won't say a word. Okay,

565
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: they all promise, and then Michelle pipes up. Glenn wants

566
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: to know where babies come from. Joey responds, uh, Cleveland,

567
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: Dave's just crushing the jokes in this secret. Yes, great jokes.

568
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: Danny grabs his daughter's hand and says, we talked about

569
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: how babies come from mommy's tummies. Michelle clarifies Glenn wants

570
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: to know where the babies sleep in there. Danny describes

571
00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: it as a cozy little water bed, and Michelle responds, oh.

572
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: And then Denny says, you tell Glenn. If he has

573
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: any more questions, he should ask his invisible parents. Okay.

574
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: He tells the girls it's time they go finish lunch,

575
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: and they all file back into the kitchen. Joey's about

576
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: to walk away too, but he notices Becky's slumped in

577
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: the chair. He asks if something is wrong, and she admits,

578
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: I'm just a little nervous about how Jesse's going to

579
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: take the news. We've talked about having a baby, but

580
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: not for a couple more years. Joey assures her that

581
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,959
Speaker 1: Jesse's gonna be thrilled. Becky gives him a week smile

582
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: and says she hopes so. Joey admits, it's too bad

583
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: you're not an elephant. Elephants are pregnant for two years

584
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 1: by the time little Dumbo pops out, You're right on schedule, Becky.

585
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: Becky stares at him, baffled, and then Joey follows this

586
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: up by giving his best elephant impression. He's just gonna

587
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: double and triple down on that joke, right, just keep going.

588
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 1: So Jesse runs down the stairs. Next, we're in the

589
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: kitchen and he asks the family where Becky and Joey are.

590
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: Danny points to the living room, and Jesse waves them

591
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: into the kitchen. He has some big news and he

592
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: wants everyone to hear. He announces the president of the

593
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: record company heard my demo and wants to meet me.

594
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: Everyone stands up and congratulates him. Danny walks toward his

595
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: brother in law, grinning from ear to ear. He tells Jesse,

596
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: we all just want you to know we're really, really

597
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: happy for you. They all give Jesse a big group

598
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: hug and they're over the top. Excitement throws him a

599
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: little bit. He asks what's going on. That's when Becky

600
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: butts in and tries to pull him away so he's

601
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: not late for his big meeting. But Michelle has for

602
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: some reason attached herself to Jesse's leg. Becky reminds her

603
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: that she needs to stay here. Michelle asks, but don't

604
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: you want to tell him? Becky nervously asks goodbye. Uh, yes,

605
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: I do. She tells her husband goodbye, and then Joey

606
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: wishes him good luck, calling him a manly man. They're

607
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: not subtle, you know. They're not known for their subtle reason.

608
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 3: This family is the worst secret keepers ever, right.

609
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: They are, like they give Stephanie a hard time for this,

610
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: but they're just as bad.

611
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 3: I also think like they they got it there. Some

612
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 3: people in these house aren't very quick on the uptake,

613
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.

614
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: None of them, none of them are really Michelle maybe

615
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: but yeah, well.

616
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 2: Yeah that's the thing, yeah, Michelle sometimes Steph maybe you know,

617
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 2: the kids usually figure it out first, right they do?

618
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

619
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: Oh, this family so uh. Becky and Jesse just stare

620
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: at Joey in confusion, and once again, Becky pushes Jesse

621
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: out the door. She lets out a huge sigh once

622
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: he's gone, and Steph boasts, boy, can we keep a

623
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: secret or what? And Becky winces in response, not great.

624
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: I expect nothing less from the Tanners. They're just not

625
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: over involved in everything.

626
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 3: Oh god, they weren't all at the doctor's appointment.

627
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: They're like surprised they didn't get the test results first, right,

628
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: And I'm telling Becky exactly.

629
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 3: So.

630
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: Next in the attic, Becky is adding the finishing touches

631
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: for her romantic dinner. When Jesse comes running in, he exclaims,

632
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: You'll never guess what happened. She quickly cuts him off

633
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: and shouts, wait, I'm not ready yet. She turns her

634
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: back to him and then does a seductive turn, saying, oh, darling,

635
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: you're home at last. Jesse blushes and asks you did

636
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: all this for me, and Becky admits, well, I have

637
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: some really great news for you, But before she can

638
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: say anything, Jesse continues with his great news. The record

639
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: company said, our band has this retro punk hip hop,

640
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: euro trash garage beat. I don't know what the hell

641
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: it means, but it must be good because.

642
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 3: They signed us.

643
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: He picks up Becky and twirls her around as she

644
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: voices her excitement. She tells him she can't wait to

645
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: hear all about it. Over dinner. Jesse sits down and

646
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: asks what are they having? Becky takes the lid off

647
00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: of his plate to reveal baby shrimp, baby corn, and

648
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: baby back ribs. Jesse smirks it admits good because baby,

649
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: I'm starved. Becky asks do you see some sort of

650
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: theme running through this meal? Jesse wonders, oh, there's a theme.

651
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: How fun?

652
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 3: All right?

653
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: Let me guess. Realization hits and he gasps, honey fingerfoods,

654
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: it's beautiful. I love it, very very clever. She sarcastically responds, Yeah,

655
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: nothing gets by you at that moment.

656
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh no, I hope he doesn't get

657
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 2: his smirks, you know.

658
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 3: I hope intelligence goes through the mom's side.

659
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: You hope the kid gets Jesse's hair and Becky his

660
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: hair and Becky's.

661
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:47,959
Speaker 3: Sense.

662
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely so. Although Becky looks disappointed, Jesse doesn't seem

663
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:58,479
Speaker 1: to notice. He silver does. It's the Jesse Show. He

664
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: tells Becky how excited he is. Jesse and the Rippers

665
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: are going to go on tour this summer for two months,

666
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: and the best part. Their first stop is opening for Aerosmith.

667
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 1: Becky gasps and disbelief. You're opening for Aerosmith? And Jesse

668
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,280
Speaker 1: comes clean. Well, technically we're opening a few days before

669
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: Aerosmith gets there. But why nitpick I thought that.

670
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 2: I was like, that would actually be a plausible statement

671
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 2: in the Tanner Household.

672
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, actually that was happening, and that was actually

673
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 3: wound up.

674
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: You know.

675
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 3: I don't know how it happened, but it's like, here

676
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 3: we are weirder things.

677
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: Have happened, right, So Becky asks, so you're going away

678
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: and Jesse says, yes. It reminds her that she'll be

679
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: coming with She has vacation time coming up, so the

680
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: timing is perfect.

681
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, two months you're taking to you.

682
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 1: Ten months off? Sure, wake up. San Francisco doesn't need it.

683
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. You know, Americans are known for that six to

684
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 3: eight week you know day break.

685
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 1: That we get so generous, so generous. Uh So, Becky

686
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: asks what do you mean, and Jesse explains, think about it.

687
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: We're both young, we have nothing tying us down, no responsibilities.

688
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,919
Speaker 1: It's party time. He stands up and tells her he's

689
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: too excited to eat. He gives her a kiss before

690
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 1: going downstairs to tell everyone the amazing news. But he

691
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 1: stops at the stairs and asks, oh, what was the

692
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: good news you had? By the way, Becky stumbles, oh.

693
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 3: It can wait.

694
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: He nods and heads out, and once he's out of earshot,

695
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: she says, we're just having a baby. Poor Becky, sad

696
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: like she's just wanting to make this special.

697
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 3: And Jesse's just Jesse it all over.

698
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: Jesse.

699
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 3: It's a verb. It's a verb. It's a verb. He's

700
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 3: jesse ing, yeah, love it.

701
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: So in the living room, the family is playing picture charades,

702
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: and it's Stepf's turned to draw. She draws a circle

703
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: with a tiny circle in the middle of it.

704
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 2: Was this because we couldn't say pictionary, so we had

705
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 2: to say picture charades.

706
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: Oh, I bet you're right.

707
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it was like sure charades.

708
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: Picture Aunt probably didn't get the clearance for that name. Yeah,

709
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: that makes sense. So Danny, Joey, and DJ make good

710
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: guesses based off of the shape, and Michelle keeps guessing

711
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 1: big bird. So DJ guesses a donut and that's correct.

712
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: So Steph draws her next clue, which looked like the

713
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 1: utters of a cow. Michelle guesses big bird once again,

714
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: and the entire family says in unison, it's not big bird.

715
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: Michelle frowns, don't have a cow, and Steph says that's it.

716
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 3: She got it.

717
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: She explains her two drawings, donut and half a cow. Donut,

718
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:54,439
Speaker 1: half a cow. Michelle excitedly announced, I win my turn.

719
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 1: I mean that's that was clever, like you, Yeah, that

720
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: was a clever way to draw that phrase.

721
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 3: That was clever.

722
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, DJ asks her dad if he thinks Becky broke

723
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 1: the news to Jesse. Yet Danny admits, I don't think so.

724
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: We haven't heard him, scream. Man, he's on a roll today.

725
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,919
Speaker 1: He's having a baby, he might have a record deal,

726
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: and he's having a great hair day. The trifecta doesn't

727
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: get better than that. Baby. No, no, Michelle announces, I'm done.

728
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: You'll never guess. She shows off her drawing, which looks

729
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: like a bald head, a long neck, and a pair

730
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: of eyes that are too big for the person's face.

731
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: They all guess in unison, big bird, and Michelle is surprised.

732
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,760
Speaker 1: You guys are good at this. Then Jesse comes running

733
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 1: down the stairs. He tells everyone that he has the

734
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: greatest news in the world. They all approach him, saying

735
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: they know already, but Jesse reminds them that he hasn't

736
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 1: told them yet, and then he realizes they can probably

737
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: tell by his face, which is beaming. Joey Grin's we

738
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: sure can. Congratulations on your miracle, Jesse hesitates, I wouldn't

739
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: exactly call it a miracle. I mean it took a

740
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: lot of hard work. Everyone just stares at him blankly,

741
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: so he continues, at the risk of being vain, some

742
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 1: natural raw talent too, and Danny scrunches his face in confusion.

743
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 3: Oh No, one actually say the thing. Don't say the way,

744
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 3: don't say the thing.

745
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: This is such a sitcom trope.

746
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 3: You know, one character talking about we're just saying like, wait,

747
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:27,439
Speaker 3: what do you mean?

748
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 2: Usually that's like like two questions in You're like, I

749
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 2: don't think we're talking about the same thing.

750
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

751
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 3: What?

752
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? No, no, no, that we

753
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: have to prolong this this bit because it's just so

754
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 1: I love it. It's just such a sick com Jesse

755
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 1: goes on, I've been practicing for years. Joey and Danny

756
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: look at each other.

757
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 3: In in the living room.

758
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 1: We saw four seasons of making out.

759
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 2: Both making out and playing bands in the living You

760
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 2: can talk. This applies to either either situation.

761
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 3: It does. Yeah, we know, we saw Jesse.

762
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 2: It was always in the living room.

763
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: Jesse doesn't stop there. He says, friends, garages, basements. Danny

764
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: plugs his daughter's ears so they can't hear this atrocity.

765
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:14,720
Speaker 1: Then Jesse tells them listen, when the big night comes,

766
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: I want you all there with me and Becky screaming

767
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 1: and yelling and holding up lighters, chanting Jesse, Jesse, Jesse,

768
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 1: that's it.

769
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 2: Also, I think is how exactly how he would want

770
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:30,919
Speaker 2: the birth. You know, he's gonna be like, don't change

771
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 2: a thing, I don't want it. No, no, this is

772
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 2: exactly what he pictured, except he'll be in an Elvis outfit.

773
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: That would be appropriate. Becky comes running out, fleshtone love affairs.

774
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,240
Speaker 1: Maybe that's maybe that's the tie in, you know, maybe

775
00:39:52,360 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: that's the tie in. Where do babies come from? So so,

776
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,760
Speaker 1: Becky comes running down the stairs. As he's talking, Jesse

777
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: finally notices that every family member is staring at him funny.

778
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: He asks what, and Danny questions, what are you talking about?

779
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: Jesse tells him he's talking about going on tour with

780
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: his band, and while he's saying this, Becky is behind him,

781
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: motioning that she hasn't told him about the baby yet.

782
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: As she's pointing to her stomach, Jesse turns around and

783
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: sees her. She quickly comes up with an excuse, boy,

784
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 1: oh boy, am I hungry? She asks Jesse to go

785
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 1: into the kitchen and get her a nice, big chunk

786
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,919
Speaker 1: of beef jerky. She pushes him through the kitchen door

787
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: and he immediately walks back out and asks if she's

788
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,399
Speaker 1: trying to get rid of him. Becky responds, oh, no,

789
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: not at all. Now beat it. He obliges, and Becky

790
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 1: turns to face the rest of the family. Dj asks

791
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: you didn't tell him about the baby yet, and Becky explains,

792
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 1: I started to, but he was so excited about going

793
00:40:55,920 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 1: on tour with no responsibilities, so I chickened out. Danny says,

794
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: you have to tell him, and Becky agrees. She tries

795
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: that confident I'll just look him straight in the eye and.

796
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 3: Say, Jess.

797
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: He walks through the door and she looks at him,

798
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: her eyes widened as she asks, you want to play

799
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 1: picture charade? Jesse says no, but she tries to convince

800
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: him otherwise.

801
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 3: This is the only way I can communicate Jesse is.

802
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: Through picture charade, right through aggressive picture tell you right yeah.

803
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: She forces him to sit on the couch and tells

804
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 1: the rest of the family that this game is just

805
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 1: for Jesse. She draws her first picture, which is a

806
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: block of cheese, and tells Jesse that it's a movie title. Instead.

807
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 1: Michelle answers teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Stephanie responds, no,

808
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 1: that's cheese. Just takes Stuff's answer and repeats cheese Becky

809
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: nods and reminds him it's a movie title, and Jesse responds, oh,

810
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: simple dances with cheese.

811
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 3: Uh huh. She would like to yellow that information, he.

812
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: Said, Legends of the foot, Legends of the cheese, right,

813
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: cheese best drop coms every We had a lot going

814
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: on that day, and you know I had a momentary

815
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: brain fart and I own it.

816
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm it was great. I loved it. Becky says no.

817
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: Then Jesse guesses again, driving miss Cheesy home prov alone.

818
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,240
Speaker 3: That was a good one. I.

819
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: Becky decides they better move on to the next clue,

820
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 1: which says half. Then she points to the next clue,

821
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 1: which Jesse guesses is either a bottle or a beaker.

822
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 1: She loses her patients and writes ink directly onto the paper,

823
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: which helps Jesse guess the clue. Dj looks at her

824
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: uncle and sarcastically admits, gee, you're good. Jesse says cheese

825
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: half ink allowed a few times and realizes it's she's having.

826
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: Becky excitedly tells him there's just one clue. She draws

827
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: a long shape with a little head and odd looking

828
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: facial features. Jesse guesses she's having a hot dog. It

829
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: kind of looked does look like at drawing.

830
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 3: A hot dog? It was totally a hot dog.

831
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: It looked like a hot dog, didn't look like a baby.

832
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: Like maybe it's me. That's the joke.

833
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 3: The joke's gotta work. You gotta you had to draw

834
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 3: it looking like some sort.

835
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: Of hot dog. You're right, the joke's gotta work. Okay, Well,

836
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: did you realize there.

837
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 3: Was a script right that they knew that it was

838
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 3: gonna look like a hot time? I don't know. I

839
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 3: thought Laurie just lost her mind. For me, that was intentional,

840
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 3: that it looked like a hot dog.

841
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: Becky shouts no, but Jesse argues, it's clearly a bun

842
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: with a Wiener stick and a happy face.

843
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 3: I'm gonna leave that alone. And anyway and anyway.

844
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: Becky finally blurts it out. It's not she's having a

845
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: hot dog, it's she's having a baby. And this she

846
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: is me, I'm having a baby. Jesse responds, oh, you

847
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: hear that. You try his family members and repeats she's

848
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: having a baby.

849
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:03,959
Speaker 3: It's not very bright.

850
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: It takes him a minute then the words register and

851
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: he shouts what. He walks towards his wife and asks

852
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,919
Speaker 1: how did this happen? And then he slightly admits, well,

853
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 1: I know how it happened. He turns back to Becky

854
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 1: and excitedly asks, really, you know what this means.

855
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 3: We're having a baby.

856
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a father. And immediately after he says

857
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: these words, he faints and Danny and Joey catch him.

858
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 3: There was another great physical comedy by Johnny Yat.

859
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: You know. Of course Jesse faints at this night, he said,

860
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: is perfectly appropriate and on brand for him.

861
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 3: Uh.

862
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: The next scene is in Michelle's room. Danny is reading

863
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: Michelle good Night Moon before bed. I remember reading No,

864
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: I know, I miss those days. Once he finishes, Michelle

865
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 1: admits that was beautiful. Danny responds, thank you. There will

866
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: be another performance tomorrow, same time, same chair. Michelle tells

867
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: him me and Glenn will be there. Danny decides they

868
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: should have a little talk about Glenn. He tells Michelle

869
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: that it's good to have a Glenn or a duck

870
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: named Norton, or, in Danny's case, his childhood friend Terry

871
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:16,280
Speaker 1: the talking wash cloth.

872
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 2: I had a friend of mine whose ex had a

873
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,240
Speaker 2: paint brush as a friend.

874
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 3: As a friend, paint brush or something. Yeah, I think

875
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 3: that's what I named it.

876
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 2: I would make fun of him for it, and he

877
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 2: actually got quite sensitive about it, I think, but I

878
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,399
Speaker 2: continued to and now they've broken up, so I have no.

879
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 3: Loyalty make fun of the perrysh yeah, And I was like,

880
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 3: that's insane.

881
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: If you dig deeper, you realize the origin of these

882
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: imaginary friends. It's just like there's there's something that happened

883
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 1: in the past, and we'll just leave it there. So

884
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 1: Terry the talking wash wash cloth, Yes, yes, But Danny

885
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: asks Michelle what does she like about Glenn. Michelle explains,

886
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: he's my friend. My other friends are gone.

887
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 3: Good god, I mean, come on.

888
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: With different like with different music. This could easily be

889
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: like a dramatic like a sad horror film.

890
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 3: My friends are gone. Mille's she's been in the trenches,

891
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.

892
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,720
Speaker 1: No one noticed, of course nobody.

893
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 3: They're like, something's wrong with you.

894
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 2: You have an imaginary friend, and she's like, I have

895
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 2: no friends, and they're like, yeah, anyway, we're.

896
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 3: Oh boy.

897
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: So Danny realizes, oh, that's because preschool just ended. Danny

898
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:51,319
Speaker 1: tells her don't worry, because next week she starts. Kitty

899
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: camp and she will meet all kinds of new friends.

900
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: Thank goodness, she's got more activities out of the house. Hallelujah.

901
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: Michelle really and Danny nods and he tells her, if

902
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: you want, you can take Glenn with you. So Michelle shrugs.

903
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: She's like, that's okay, I don't need Glenn. He talks

904
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: too much. She turns around and says, sorry, Glenn. Kenny laughs.

905
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: He gives Michelle a big kiss on the cheek before

906
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: telling her how much he loves her. She tells her

907
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: dad she loves him and gives him a big hug

908
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: in return.

909
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 3: Oh, that was such a cute moment.

910
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: That's such a sweet moment. And Jesse walks in to

911
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: witness this sweet moment. He watches them with a big

912
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 1: smile on his face, and Danny sees him and says,

913
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: pretty soon it's going to be your kid, saying I

914
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 1: love you, daddy, and Jesse tells him he can't wait.

915
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: Danny says he remembers when dj was born. He and

916
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: Pam looked down at the innocent baby they brought into

917
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: the world, and it felt like this is why they're here.

918
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: He asks Jesse if he liked the honors of tucking

919
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: Michelle in, and Jesse says yes, admitting and he can

920
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: use all the practice he can get. Danny hands Michelle

921
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: over to Jay and gives her a big kiss before

922
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: leaving them. Jesse places Michelle on her bed and says,

923
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: your aunt Becky and I are having a baby. You're

924
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: gonna have a new little cousin. Michelle asks if it's

925
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: a boy or a girl, but Jesse admits they don't

926
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: know yet. Michelle enthusiastically responds, then you can name it

927
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:19,399
Speaker 1: big bird.

928
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:20,720
Speaker 3: Perfect.

929
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: She's really stuck on this nae, you.

930
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 3: Know, like she's I mean, it's a.

931
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: Big bird is a classic?

932
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 3: You know, big bird to me is rather androgynous.

933
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 1: Anyway, Yeah, that's true. There's nothing saying you can't name

934
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: your kid big bird.

935
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 3: Anything goes, anything goes. Yeah, can you pronounce it? No,

936
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 3: you're in luck. There's anyway.

937
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: Jesse says, I can't believe I'm going to be a daddy.

938
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,959
Speaker 1: You think I'm ready to raise a little kid?

939
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 3: Talking to a toddler. You're talking to a toddler. What

940
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 3: do you mean this question? She's three? She has an

941
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 3: imaginary friend.

942
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:00,080
Speaker 2: Yes, because everyone puts too many adult responsibilities on her,

943
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 2: and here you are asking her if she thinks you're

944
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,760
Speaker 2: mature enough to have a baby.

945
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 1: Yes, it's we.

946
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,760
Speaker 3: Are long overdue for a therapy session.

947
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, how cute, Hey, can you scram

948
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 2: I need a session? Yeah, that's something I've got some

949
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 2: really deep life questions I need to ask a toddler.

950
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: This is a lot of pressure on Michelle, A lot

951
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: of pressure. Michelle tells him, you're doing a very good

952
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: job with me. Jesse thanks her, and then definitively states

953
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the best darn dad a kid could

954
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: ever have, and I'm not going to miss one second

955
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: of little big Bird's life starting right now. I'm not

956
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: leaving Becky's side.

957
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 2: Just what she wants, you know, so what every pregnant

958
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 2: woman wants someone just there right.

959
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: God, they touched on this in the next scene, but

960
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 1: yet like, yes.

961
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 3: No, it's not.

962
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: That is not a romantic gesture. Go away, Like she's

963
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: going to be hot, she's going to be hungry because

964
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: she needs space and airflow.

965
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 3: Like yes, a lot of napps.

966
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: Michelle asks, you aren't going away, goody, Jesse. We can

967
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: fit seventy more people in this house just getting fuller.

968
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: Why would I leave just.

969
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 3: Because I'm married and having a baby. I want to

970
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,240
Speaker 3: live in an attic never stopped him before.

971
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: You know, he's he has his midlife.

972
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 3: Graces every season. I love it.

973
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesse responds, of course, I'm not going away, and

974
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,760
Speaker 1: then he realizes what she meant.

975
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

976
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 1: He says, it's something I've always wanted to do. I

977
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: can't let the guys down. I mean, without me, Jesse

978
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: and the Rippers would be and the Rippers. But Jesse

979
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: compares this to the alternative, I can't let Becky down.

980
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: I mean, she's my wife. How do I choose?

981
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 3: Michelle suggests another great question for a four year.

982
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: Old, Right, how do I choose my.

983
00:50:59,239 --> 00:50:59,399
Speaker 3: Right?

984
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Michelle comes up with some very age appropriate advice.

985
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: Put out your hand and play the eenie meanie game.

986
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 3: Oh, I solve all my decisions.

987
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 1: Jesse reminds her she's talking to an adult.

988
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 3: Right, Jesse, Right, No, that's the whole problem.

989
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 1: He needs to be reminded that she's talking to an adult. Yes,

990
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: Michelle asked, do you want my help or not?

991
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:29,839
Speaker 3: Right?

992
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 2: Right, I'm gonna charge you for an hour regardless, Like,

993
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 2: do you want me to give you some suggestions or not.

994
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 3: You might as well shut up and take her advice

995
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 3: or not.

996
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:40,399
Speaker 2: You know, obviously you don't know what you're doing any

997
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 2: Meani's as good as anything else.

998
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: Right, This is what you get for consulting with a

999
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: four year old for life advice?

1000
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 3: Life? Right, you get anymore family? Right?

1001
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's not a huge life decision that everyone

1002
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 2: has to sort of.

1003
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 3: Make at some point. Oh.

1004
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: Jesse puts his hands in the air and Michelle begins

1005
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: to chat eenie meanie, while going back and forth between

1006
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: each hand. Finally, she touches his nose and declares, you

1007
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: better stay with big bird. Jesse nods, that's exactly what

1008
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 1: I was thinking.

1009
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 3: Good, that's you're an adult.

1010
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: Well done, Jesse. He picks her up and places her

1011
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: under the covers, saying, I love our little talks. You

1012
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: always make things seem so simple. Thanks for the advice, shorty,

1013
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: and Michelle responds, just doing my job, Like literally.

1014
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 3: She's confirming what we have said. That literally he knows

1015
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 3: he's talking.

1016
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 2: He's like, you are a child and talking to an

1017
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 2: adult to give me advice. You give me great advice again,

1018
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 2: because you're a child, right, And simplified.

1019
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,280
Speaker 3: I'm so glad.

1020
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's gonna.

1021
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 3: Start writing his invoice as soon as he leaves the room.

1022
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 3: She's super billiing it at this point. You insurance is just.

1023
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 1: Reimbursing him, so he just needs to give her a

1024
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: retainer at this point, just be like, Oh, just have

1025
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: a chance tomorrow. We'll pay in advance.

1026
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 3: That's why he's not moving out. He's like, how am

1027
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 3: I going to get free therapy on demand? So true.

1028
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: But John looks so peaceful in this scene, like this

1029
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,439
Speaker 1: expression he wears for the remainder of the episode, It's

1030
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 1: just he just looks so calm and peaceful and just

1031
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 1: very wistful, like he's really accepting this idea of fatherhood.

1032
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,320
Speaker 3: And I think that's because John always wanted to be

1033
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 3: a dad.

1034
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like this.

1035
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,879
Speaker 2: Not necessarily right at that moment, maybe when he was young,

1036
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 2: but like he always wanted to have kids in a family.

1037
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 3: He loved the kids on the show and like was

1038
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 3: just always so good with them.

1039
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, I think it was it was kind

1040
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 2: of neat to see like the look on his face

1041
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 2: and then know, you know, like, oh, you're gonna have

1042
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,879
Speaker 2: a You're gonna have an awesome family and you're gonna

1043
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 2: have an awesome little.

1044
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: Boy, and yeah, yeah, I was. I was so proud

1045
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 1: of Jesse and it was such a redeeming moment for him.

1046
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,240
Speaker 1: He's been such a wild child for four seasons.

1047
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 3: And I'm sure it's not over. I'm sure we're gonna

1048
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 3: there's gonna be some kind of crisis in season.

1049
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 1: For sure, there will be. But I for this episode,

1050
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 1: I'm glad that there wasn't hyjinks, like like Jesse's like,

1051
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: I don't know having a cow and he's afraid and

1052
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: he's havings he's getting you know, he's nervous about having

1053
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: right again. That will come right for now, he's accepted

1054
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,439
Speaker 1: that he's going to be a father and he loves it.

1055
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 2: It was just I mean, minus the passing out part,

1056
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 2: well it's true and the need for uh Michelle true

1057
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,400
Speaker 2: asides from those two, she really tipped him over and

1058
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 2: was like, you should be excited about being a dad.

1059
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 3: This is a huge moment in your life.

1060
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,439
Speaker 1: You know. That was the tipping point. He was like, Okay,

1061
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: I can accept this now.

1062
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 3: I am at peace.

1063
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: This is my life.

1064
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 3: Michelle has given me permission.

1065
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: It's okay. Yeah, everything ends up fine. Next in the attic,

1066
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 1: Jackie Jackie, Why did I get that's there?

1067
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 5: Jeschie, why did we never come up with that? It's

1068
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 5: better than Bessie, you know, Jackie or Bessie.

1069
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 1: The couple name, although Bessie reminds me of a cow

1070
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 1: like the cow in the kitchen comes many, many, many decades.

1071
00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 3: Right right, it does sort of?

1072
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: See yea, so Jackie, let's go with Jackie.

1073
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,280
Speaker 3: Okay, Jackie, okay.

1074
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 1: So Jesse walks in and find Becky. They are Jeckie.

1075
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: She has a huge belly already. Jesse shouts, whoa, This

1076
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 1: baby thing happens a lot faster than I thought. Becky

1077
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 1: is holding her tummy and wonders, will you still love

1078
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: me when I look like this? And Jesse responds, of

1079
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: course it'll be great too, because then I'll have a

1080
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: place for my popcorn when we watch TV, and Becky laughs.

1081
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: He leads her over to the couch to break the news.

1082
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,280
Speaker 1: I had some expert advice.

1083
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 3: Thank god, and I've made an important decision.

1084
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: He's literally he thinks she's an expert. She's more qualified

1085
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: than he is at this point, so yeah, he's consulted

1086
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 1: within expert he's made an important decision. Yeah, he's canceling

1087
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: the tour and he's gonna stay with Becky all summer long.

1088
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: Becky is stunned. She asks who he got this expert

1089
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:04,359
Speaker 1: advice from, and Jesse admits Michelle. She used the eeny

1090
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,320
Speaker 1: meeny miny moe.

1091
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 2: Method that would instill me with great confidence in the

1092
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 2: man I'm.

1093
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 3: About to have a child with.

1094
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: Like, ah, yes, ah, yes, this is who I've chosen.

1095
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 3: Appropriate fair, No, I'm just goating.

1096
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: So Becky tells him that's very sweet, but she can't

1097
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: help but wonder what he'll miss in the next eight weeks.

1098
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: Morning sickness, midnight cravings, swollen ankles. But that's it.

1099
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 3: Jesse says he doesn't care.

1100
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,760
Speaker 1: No matter what, he's gonna be with her twenty four

1101
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 1: hours day, wherever she turns, he'll be there, and Becky

1102
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,240
Speaker 1: bluntly says, that's really gonna get on my nerves.

1103
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 3: Seriously, preach, preach.

1104
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: Jesse grins, is this a mood swing because I'm there

1105
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 1: for you?

1106
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 3: You see?

1107
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: He grabs her head and rests it on his shoulder, saying,

1108
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,359
Speaker 1: I'm there for you, babe. She laughs at the sure

1109
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: but tells him they don't need to stay home. In fact,

1110
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 1: it's just like Jesse had said. She can take her

1111
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 1: vacation and go on the road with him. But Jesse argues,

1112
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:13,919
Speaker 1: you can't travel in your condition. Becky laughs, Yes I can.

1113
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 3: The doctor said, it's perfectly safe for.

1114
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 1: Me to travel.

1115
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 2: Yes, if we were that fragile when we were pregnant,

1116
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 2: the humanity would not evade it and we.

1117
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 3: Would have been done a long time ago. Yes, Like,

1118
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 3: pregnancy isn't a disability.

1119
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: It's just you're just pregnant. You're just stating another human

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Speaker 1: That's that's it.

1121
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 3: That's all. I'm just growing along, you know, that's it. Right,

1122
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 3: did you do today?

1123
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: So Jesse admits, well, how would I know? I've never

1124
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: been pregnant before. They both giggle and Becky starts a

1125
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 1: little speech as an acoustic guitar plays in the background.

1126
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 2: Not actually someone playing an acoustic guitar. It was just

1127
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 2: the soundtrack.

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00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 1: That would not surprise me. You know, there's so many people.

1129
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 3: For yeah, wherever, so Becky says, flesh tone should have

1130
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 3: been playing in the background.

1131
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: Oh right, it's just it all comes right, yep, yep,

1132
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 1: so Becky says. Jess, I know how much this tour

1133
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 1: means to you, and I don't want you to miss it.

1134
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: And that's what this marriage is all about, making each

1135
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: other's dreams come true. But Jesse tells her that she's

1136
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 1: already made the best dream of all come true. Becky asks,

1137
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 1: so you're really happy about having the baby right now?

1138
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,919
Speaker 1: He says, well, we didn't plan it, but who cares. Yes,

1139
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: I am so happy. Thank you for making me a daddy,

1140
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 1: and she responds, thanks for making me a mommy. I

1141
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: love you. Their chemistry is just so so cute, like

1142
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: they are just the sweetest. I love that moment. And

1143
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: then they begin to make out, and that's when Michelle

1144
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: walks in.

1145
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 3: Of course, I mean I wouldn't a child walk in.

1146
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 1: But she's learned, and now she says. She now says, hello,

1147
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 1: there's a kid in the room. That's what you have

1148
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 1: to do, and you have to do it right.

1149
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 3: She walked into their apartment. You know what I mean.

1150
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 2: If this is in the kitchen or the living room

1151
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 2: as usual, I would understand.

1152
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 1: True. Yes, this is their private This is the one

1153
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 1: space where they can be private and to do their things.

1154
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: So yes, Michelle explains, Oh no, Jesse asks, what is

1155
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: she doing awake, and Michelle explains, I didn't say good

1156
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 1: night to Big Bird. Becky repeats big Bird, and Jesse smiles,

1157
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 1: that's our baby, and Pecky is amused you named our

1158
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 1: baby big Bird. Jesse assures her it's just for now,

1159
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 1: until they find out if it's a boy or a

1160
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 1: girl or a nine foot yellow muppet. Michelle walks up

1161
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 1: to Becky and lightly taps her tummy, saying good night, cousin,

1162
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 1: Big Bird, see you soon. Jesse picks her up and

1163
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 1: plops her between them as they both tickle her and

1164
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 1: give her kisses. And that's our show.

1165
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 3: We're having a big that's season four. Amazing. I can't

1166
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 3: believe it made. We're halfway through, more than halfway through.

1167
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: More than halfway through the series.

1168
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 2: Because we've got a season five, season six, seven and eight.

1169
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, that's true. We are halfway through, just through.

1170
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's after the super size season. It is hard

1171
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 1: to believe we are at the halfway mark. Amazing. That

1172
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: was yeah, this was a great way to end the

1173
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 1: season though. It's a baby, you know.

1174
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 3: We had a wedding.

1175
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was Tomato Town, there was Tomato Country, yeah,

1176
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 5: and skydiving you got that out of his system, doesn't

1177
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 5: have to do that again.

1178
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now there's a baby.

1179
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,919
Speaker 1: Now there's a baby, So that maybe that's why I'm

1180
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 1: trying to again. We said at the beginning of the

1181
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: season that season four is a fan favorite for a

1182
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: lot of fans. Miles stones, so many milestones and engagement,

1183
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 1: a wedding, a baby, or a pregnancy announcement, anyway, a

1184
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 1: lot that happened, so many iconic episodes to the shape.

1185
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 3: I can't wait for our season four review. Oh yeah,

1186
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 3: I usually go back.

1187
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 1: And do that.

1188
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have, I have forgotten what we started with.

1189
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 2: It feels like it this season has gone for a

1190
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 2: very long time, very long time.

1191
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 1: Yes, we have, both of us have aged a lot

1192
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: since we started season four.

1193
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,760
Speaker 2: But yeah, it definitely, uh, there's this was a There

1194
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 2: was a lot of highlights, although there was a lot

1195
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 2: of episodes that we were like, yeah, I.

1196
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 1: Mean, it's my whole run every but it's a mixed bag.

1197
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: I still haven't decided if this is my favorite season

1198
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 1: or if it's earned the title of fan favorite season.

1199
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 1: But when we go back and review episode, I will

1200
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 1: compare it to previous seasons and see, Okay, but yeah, yeah.

1201
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 2: Because there's some I feel like to have always had

1202
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 2: some good ones too. Season two, Yeah, yeah.

1203
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm leaning towards two, season two being

1204
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 1: my favorite. But again the.

1205
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 3: Reviews, Season two did not have flesh tone love affair

1206
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 3: that you know, I'm taking a point of waited uh

1207
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 3: you know, decision there that holds a lot.

1208
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I fleshtone kind of the fleshtones kind of ruined

1209
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 1: the season, not ruined, but it definitely took a point

1210
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:11,640
Speaker 1: or two.

1211
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, is that a is it like a pantone

1212
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 2: pantone color?

1213
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Was that's the color of

1214
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 3: the year. Fleshtone?

1215
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:24,200
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know who's Yeah, I need again,

1216
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:26,479
Speaker 2: I need to go back to the to the bello,

1217
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:29,960
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, the bell Air.

1218
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 1: Bandits, Oh the bell Oh, good memory, good memory recall.

1219
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna spotify this song as soon

1220
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 1: as we're done. I don't know why, but just because

1221
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 1: I want to hear the original version. Did it have saxophones?

1222
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 1: You know? Eight hundred singers in a basement?

1223
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 3: I don't know, who knows to.

1224
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 2: Find out it's Season three was good too, Maddie said

1225
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 2: to remind it since we were talking about different seasons,

1226
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 2: because that had car driving through the kitchen, thirteen candles,

1227
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 2: duck face.

1228
01:02:55,560 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: That was very Yeah wow, okay, yeah, yeah, I believe it. Okay,

1229
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 1: so maybe season three is my favorite.

1230
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, to be honest, I can't remember

1231
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 3: anything before the live show, really.

1232
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 1: Anything since before the last show that.

1233
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know what we watched, yeah.

1234
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 1: Exactly, But we have our our season recap of season

1235
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 1: three is coming up because we never did that, and

1236
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 1: then we will recap season four and give you all

1237
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: of our thoughts because you don't have enough of them

1238
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 1: yet you need more.

1239
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 3: For sure.

1240
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was a great This was a great finale

1241
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 2: for I'm so excited. We've got Becky pregnant coming out

1242
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 2: next season, which is gonna be great and a lot

1243
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 2: of fun and high jinks Shall and Sue.

1244
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm sure all of the hyjinks. There's gonna be a

1245
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 1: lot of physical comedy, I imagine with this pregnancy, Oh.

1246
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 3: For sure, for it for sure.

1247
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 1: And I've been fake pregnant on Fuller, so I know

1248
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 1: what Laurie had to go through wearing that thing for.

1249
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 3: A whole season, right.

1250
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 1: Once you get to like the third trimester, because there's

1251
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,240
Speaker 1: different side bumps, so great to where the character is

1252
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 1: in the pregnancy. By the time you get to third

1253
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 1: trimester bump, that thing is hot. Yeah, wardrobe, you got makeup,

1254
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 1: you got hot lights, and then you got like a

1255
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: fake Magan bump that. You're right, it's a lot. It's

1256
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,680
Speaker 1: a lot of kudos to laur.

1257
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:17,600
Speaker 3: Yes, well, we can't wait for season five to start.

1258
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:20,920
Speaker 3: We're very excited about that. Yeah, you guys, we made it.

1259
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 2: Through another season, fantos, we did it. We did it

1260
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 2: another season, season four.

1261
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 3: All right, well it was great.

1262
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 1: I had no everywhere he looks, so we didn't either.

1263
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:33,080
Speaker 3: I had no everywhere he looks in this one either.

1264
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 1: It was just kind of only one guest star, no,

1265
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: you know, not a whole lot of shoes and his ponytail.

1266
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 3: Oh yes, very important.

1267
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 1: Ponytail really stole that scene.

1268
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 2: It really did it, really, which is saying a lot

1269
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 2: because there was a lot of ponytails and a lot

1270
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 2: of hair and.

1271
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 3: A lot of things in that scene.

1272
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 1: A lot of molts.

1273
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 4: Yep.

1274
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, well, thank you guys for listening to another

1275
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:55,960
Speaker 3: episode of Howard Tan dourrito's. We just love our fan

1276
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 3: Ritos h. If you want to follow us on Instagram,

1277
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 3: you can find us at how podcast. You can also

1278
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:05,000
Speaker 3: send us emails at how Rude Tannerritos at gmail dot com.

1279
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:09,040
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1280
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 3: you're getting it on, and make sure and leave us

1281
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:15,400
Speaker 3: comments or you know, reviews or you know all that fun,

1282
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 3: the kind of stuff. We love to hear what you

1283
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 3: guys are thinking about the show. And also make sure

1284
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 3: and visit our merch store Howude merch dot com. We

1285
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,440
Speaker 3: have T shirts and all kinds of fun stuff on there.

1286
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 3: We have special are we still are the special t shirts.

1287
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,600
Speaker 1: Still available or they're still available?

1288
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 3: You're still available to.

1289
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:35,160
Speaker 1: Special special edition shirt?

1290
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:37,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, special edition shirt from the live show that we

1291
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:40,479
Speaker 2: did from Jesse and Becky's wedding, which is really fun.

1292
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:43,800
Speaker 3: And yeah, we love you guys, so.

1293
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 1: Love you guys. This is so fun.

1294
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,400
Speaker 2: This is so fun, much fun. Do it at you

1295
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:51,400
Speaker 2: again for another awesome season. And remember, everybody, the world

1296
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:53,920
Speaker 2: is small, the house is full.

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Speaker 3: A flush tone. I don't know what that means.

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01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:01,760
Speaker 2: That means, and I was gonna say something else, but

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Speaker 2: I decided not to end the show in that way.

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Speaker 3: So it's just full of flesh tone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, flesh tones this is, you know, but varying shades

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01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,080
Speaker 2: because so many different shades of flesh.

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Speaker 3: Well it's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, there was, Yes, we could, we could do

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Speaker 1: a whole thesis on that exactly, and then is just

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Speaker 1: full of house yeah, which right, which is ironic.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, thank you guys for joining us for season five.

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Speaker 3: We love you.