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Speaker 5: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.
Speaker 1: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into black conspiracy
Speaker 1: theories and.
Speaker 2: We finally worked a prove whatever stupid shit you already believe.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, dumbass, we making you believe in
Speaker 2: your own garbage.
Speaker 1: We're just trying to feed the slot back to the peak.
Speaker 2: Oh man, it's sad when you really break down what
Speaker 2: we do here. No, it's not a great job, No
Speaker 2: shame on us. But the car washing though, you know
Speaker 2: what I've been thinking about what I don't think Tyrese
Speaker 2: is real?
Speaker 1: Go on, like I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think tyre Tyrese Gibson is a real person.
Speaker 4: Motherfucking bots know nothing about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I think he's a figment of our imagination.
Speaker 1: Like collectively, like a collective hallucination.
Speaker 2: I think we're all experiencings and I don't think it's
Speaker 2: like magic. I want to be clear, I'm not This
Speaker 2: isn't whimsy. I think that there is a a active
Speaker 2: effort on the side of a power that be that
Speaker 2: is probably bigger than the US government to maintain the
Speaker 2: illusion of Tyrese Gibson so that he can continue to
Speaker 2: spread his oddities and sort of like weird. It's like
Speaker 2: a constant reset of humanity because of his behavior, and
Speaker 2: in that way, it allows us to never progress past
Speaker 2: where we are.
Speaker 1: I love that. Here's my only comeback.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: It's been a long journey for Tyres. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: from sweet Lady Yep to Shila, My Sheila. That's a
Speaker 1: long that's a long com even before when he was
Speaker 1: in the Coca Cola commercials and in the My Way video.
Speaker 1: My favorite Tyres come on. But I like that he's
Speaker 1: definitely holding us.
Speaker 2: Back, and I say that for humanity, not just no no,
Speaker 2: it's not a black white thing.
Speaker 1: At that point, it does make me sad because I
Speaker 1: do love Tyree. He's so good man, he's so charming,
Speaker 1: he's the best dark skinned King, come on top tier.
Speaker 1: I thought that was going to be like a Wesley Snipes.
Speaker 2: Thing with and then it got no because I think
Speaker 2: the algorithm took over. I don't think that Tyree has
Speaker 2: never existed. I think he's you think.
Speaker 1: There always was.
Speaker 2: I think his I think he's like Neo in some ways,
Speaker 2: but almost an anti Neo.
Speaker 1: This is the fifth Tyree. This is I guess today.
Speaker 1: Remained so quiet during that.
Speaker 6: I thought I thought, I thought I was supposed to
Speaker 6: be because you don't intro me, so I'd set you
Speaker 6: up poorly. And that's on me. Wow, we run such
Speaker 6: a loose operation. I should have said that from the beginning.
Speaker 6: We don't abide by any traditional rules. Uh, that we've
Speaker 6: got no professional coaching, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: We had so much to say, but I was I
Speaker 7: was under lock and key over here.
Speaker 2: And and I just felt it would have been irresponsible
Speaker 2: to not acknowledge, thank you, the discomfort you were man,
Speaker 2: And that's on me.
Speaker 1: Well, well, I want to acknowledge the discomfort that Tyrese has.
Speaker 1: Can I curse our hair?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All of us. I have had it with Tyrese.
Speaker 7: I don't say anymore fucking posting the shade room about him,
Speaker 7: I am over, but I will say when you first
Speaker 7: said Tyrese, the first thing king to mind was Tyson Beckford,
Speaker 7: and I was like, yeah, nobody that fine is real.
Speaker 1: You don't think Tyson Beckford is real, you know, because
Speaker 1: he's too beautiful. He is the nothing nothing he is.
Speaker 1: He's a good standing with everyone. Yeah. I think he's
Speaker 1: just a good guy. I think so. And he's just
Speaker 1: he's from Brooklyn, is.
Speaker 2: From Yeah, No, he's like And that's what's crazy about
Speaker 2: him too, is like the claim is that he used
Speaker 2: to be like a street nigga.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, street niggas that love.
Speaker 2: That He's like he was like a street nigga. That
Speaker 2: was just like I'm too fine for this, which is
Speaker 2: clean it up.
Speaker 1: Which is like kind of the most amazing thing ever.
Speaker 1: I'm too fine to be tugging.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the top of the but you're still like
Speaker 2: street enough that niggas ain't gonna like beat you up.
Speaker 1: But here's his thing. I think he's one of these
Speaker 1: these people.
Speaker 7: You see him on TV and he's like this motherfucker
Speaker 7: looks like he's like six foot four and you me
Speaker 7: and him, he's one of these fucking four ft eleven niggas.
Speaker 1: He's you know, I think he's like I think he's
Speaker 1: like a big nigga. I think he's just like sometimes
Speaker 1: God gives with both hands.
Speaker 2: I think you are right, I said, I think we
Speaker 2: made that up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you know Tyrese, you know, and he has
Speaker 7: all from a moment because he was he would make
Speaker 7: some good fucking music. Oh yeah, I said it was
Speaker 7: because past tense. I haven't heard the new ship.
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't.
Speaker 7: We just I guess how t comes on this podcast.
Speaker 7: I don't want to shape listen.
Speaker 1: I think get this will get him here faster. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think we should be as messy as possible about
Speaker 2: Tyres so that he can come back and defend his
Speaker 2: good name.
Speaker 1: I want to he says something nasty about his voice. Bro,
Speaker 1: you're at the vers girl, you know about that. I
Speaker 1: can't take you because I love tyres music too. The
Speaker 1: Brat song where he opens she said, that's the best ship.
Speaker 1: He did that before he knew he was gonna be
Speaker 1: on that song. He was in it a baby boy.
Speaker 1: He killed that. Come on the first movies. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And he was okay, Yeah, he wasted.
Speaker 2: He's all punchline after the second one, because they made
Speaker 2: him like a serious guy in the second film where
Speaker 2: they were like, no, this is the real street motherfucker
Speaker 2: that's gonna finally challenge and then they were like, nah,
Speaker 2: that's a silly billy. Go ahead, Yeah, we can't even
Speaker 2: do nothing with There's no story here for you.
Speaker 1: And I love that for I love Tyrese. It makes
Speaker 1: me sad to see how it's come. That's also why
Speaker 1: I don't think that it's a tool, because it's just
Speaker 1: too it's too random, that couldn't have been prepared. We
Speaker 1: none of us saw that from that Coca Cola commercial
Speaker 1: where you're like, who is this smiling, darkskin gentleman to
Speaker 1: now you could it was like, you couldn't have seen that.
Speaker 2: And that's to me where it feels fabricated, where we
Speaker 2: start to Okay, now we're we're saying this just feels
Speaker 2: like a choose my own adventure, but that they're playing
Speaker 2: with us, that they're just seeing what we'll respond to,
Speaker 2: conditioning the human brain to accept Tyresee as normal, thus
Speaker 2: driving us closer to insanity.
Speaker 7: You wow, yeah, you're you spend some knowledge right here,
Speaker 7: why and intro you yet.
Speaker 1: I needs you to wake the fuck up. I am
Speaker 1: paying attention, honey.
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Speaker 1: We don't even have a sound. What is that? We
Speaker 1: don't have one good enough? Anything I have with disrespect?
Speaker 1: Give her something. You gotta give herself something good.
Speaker 8: Ding.
Speaker 1: That's the best second, dude, that's the best second. I
Speaker 1: appreciate it like that, Like that. I want you to know.
Speaker 1: That was Steven Segall singing that. Yeah, it was not
Speaker 1: what you think of. It wasn't some Sean Josh Sean
Speaker 1: Paul b Side. No no, no, that's a Stephen deep
Speaker 1: cut where he made a he made a career reggae. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: was it good?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, what do you do? Surprised us?
Speaker 1: Who surprised you with their reggae album with a good
Speaker 1: reggae album. Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 7: Britney Spears has that one reggae song. I'm telling you,
Speaker 7: I am from the career from saying we should want
Speaker 7: to raise This is a wild take.
Speaker 1: This is not how you could have started.
Speaker 7: Rittany fans got that one reggae song when they give
Speaker 7: it us a little too much cocaine and she sounds good.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 7: It's on her third album. What's it called wrap it
Speaker 7: Up Now or something like that. She's like, not kidding,
Speaker 7: any I'm truly we.
Speaker 1: Have to listen to it. Yeah, no, after this episode,
Speaker 1: we need to listen good. It's good. It's good.
Speaker 2: Honestly, we need to play it right now. I really
Speaker 2: feel like a challenge because this is what's gonna book
Speaker 2: YouTube right now. We can we can, like I do
Speaker 2: want to hear Brittany.
Speaker 1: Was in her bag with this song. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: really gonna know.
Speaker 7: This is also coming from thirteen year old memories. Okay,
Speaker 7: you don't know, you don't need to do that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You said it's in my blood. I
Speaker 1: never misinterpreted my content my country.
Speaker 7: I don't know if this is gonna send it to
Speaker 7: the time but back when I was thirteen year old,
Speaker 7: fortune me.
Speaker 1: I remember hearing that on on MTV Hits.
Speaker 2: I don't think Britney Spears run the poon thing.
Speaker 1: No, don't hang up. I just have to Britney Spears
Speaker 1: reggae song and so many weird things popped over on
Speaker 1: my phone. Yeah, a lot of strange mixtures I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: damn well.
Speaker 7: For someone found it and they have commented about what
Speaker 7: this song and they were like, yeah, it's about the hookup.
Speaker 1: But the hook up. I think that's it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that's th This is gonna be the
Speaker 2: same is the last long.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you don't got YouTube people in the room
Speaker 1: using it just happened. It's just that I was. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to don't worry about it. All right, you're very excited.
Speaker 1: You got over the music. You gotta let us hear
Speaker 1: just my right, the hook is good. You want to
Speaker 1: do you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: She's like, I am Britney Spears, but a man saved me,
Speaker 2: told me to save me. You want to do it,
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna do that if that's cool with y'all.
Speaker 1: Everybody used to bummach like just doing Duves in the
Speaker 1: gym group. I mean it's pretty good, good, good, got it,
Speaker 1: you got it? Okay, learn something new every day. My name.
Speaker 2: We can't talk about Britney Spears. Excellent work all day.
Speaker 2: You came to us with the conspiracy. It's very apt
Speaker 2: for the I think the time of year. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: are celebrating the new year. This is our first episode
Speaker 2: back from the New Year. We're so excited you're doing
Speaker 2: it with us. And uh, and you said, my mama
Speaker 2: told me you eat black eyed peas on New Year's.
Speaker 7: Yes, And I think it's tied into bringing you good
Speaker 7: fortune and wealth and rich black people are don't get
Speaker 7: more money.
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, whatever got to do get more money?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: But I just don't understand what is the I have
Speaker 1: cooked black eyed peas on many of New Year's Eve.
Speaker 7: Okay, really, it ain't shit change it should happen. And
Speaker 7: I think that I don't know what is a correlation.
Speaker 7: Why do the peas have to be black eyed? Why
Speaker 7: can't they be kidney? Why can't they like that's a beam?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, well, so what's the difference a p and
Speaker 7: a beam?
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: Is a colloquial name. I think that's like what we
Speaker 2: call it probably is. It probably has a more traditional name.
Speaker 1: Okay, now you try to get all that and it's
Speaker 1: called like a no.
Speaker 2: But I don't think Henry the eighth was like bring
Speaker 2: me the black eyed ps. I think they had a
Speaker 2: different They probably had like a different thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know that I haven't either. I think in
Speaker 1: my mind Jesus was cooking black eyed be for the
Speaker 1: beast how many centuries? Here's my question to you. You've
Speaker 1: said you've cooked him several times? Yes, what if it's
Speaker 1: a collective like it's not like necessarily one year specifically,
Speaker 1: it's a tradition that you continued in, right, so which
Speaker 1: brought you to this point where you are now? I
Speaker 1: could be it? Now, what about all the niggas have
Speaker 1: been doing it for centuries? And they were some than
Speaker 1: they was just trying to get away. I really fucked
Speaker 1: up with that YouTube's commercial thing, and I'm honestly just
Speaker 1: trying to get back. This is me being as open
Speaker 1: as I can't even really turned you know what made it? Words?
Speaker 2: It sucked as a commercial. You got a real ship
Speaker 2: commercial that came on. It wasn't even like a fun
Speaker 2: one that we could kind of like go through just
Speaker 2: again it was just Expedia and information sucked.
Speaker 7: Yes, I just think, like the black eyed peas, I
Speaker 7: just think it's just something we've been doing into doing
Speaker 7: to make us bottom of black eyed peas at the
Speaker 7: Rouse and the sea town and the path bark.
Speaker 1: Oh, you think this is big black eyed people literally blick,
Speaker 1: big black blake, big old b it's making us buy
Speaker 1: all these black eyed peas and a changeable. By that,
Speaker 1: she means will I.
Speaker 4: Am, will I am and black eyed peas?
Speaker 1: There's no difference when I had it lay. Conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: is just.
Speaker 2: So you you obviously bought into it at some point
Speaker 2: several points. When did this start for you? Was this
Speaker 2: introduced in the home? From the beginning? Black eyed peas?
Speaker 7: From as far black eyes I can remember, I think,
Speaker 7: I want to say, six years old. I just remember
Speaker 7: my grandmother cooking some black eyed peas in the kitchen,
Speaker 7: and I also like, why we always had to eat
Speaker 7: this fucking ship on your day? And she said, because
Speaker 7: we cooked this to bring us wealth and health for
Speaker 7: the next year. And also why does it expire a year?
Speaker 7: Why isn't it.
Speaker 1: A vegetable? It's again, I'm just trying to get right.
Speaker 2: That can't be only out for this whole conversation.
Speaker 1: I think it's and I think that it's packed with protein.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. And that's what I have on that.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're vegetables. And I think I found
Speaker 2: this out recently. There are way less vegetables than we
Speaker 2: think they are.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that like there're verse six legit vegetables and then
Speaker 2: the rest of this ship is stuff we're calling vegetables
Speaker 2: that are actually like lagoons and fruits and fruits. A
Speaker 2: lot of ship is just loose.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think that that blew my mind. With tomatoes, tomatoes
Speaker 7: are they're a vegetable, but they are fruit.
Speaker 1: The berries, the berry a berry? Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 1: Damn okay, God help them right.
Speaker 4: Let me look up at.
Speaker 1: I can't explain very I've heard that. You see, like
Speaker 1: a very trustfu with you.
Speaker 2: You know what if what I know for a fact
Speaker 2: that is a berry is bananas are a berry?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Because they they were they bread the seeds out of them, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: but they were supposed to have seeds inside of them.
Speaker 1: Banas do have seasonside sometimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but not the ones that you buy it like
Speaker 2: a store. Yeah, I mean Ralph saying something you see.
Speaker 7: Well, have you seen these new crazy like gen z
Speaker 7: bananas generators that they have. No, they're just the solid
Speaker 7: there's no black thing in the middle, and there's no
Speaker 7: like core. It's just like all but like the white parts.
Speaker 7: They even taking the black out of bananas.
Speaker 4: That is probably.
Speaker 1: Banana.
Speaker 7: It's been a terrible accident at the banana factory taking
Speaker 7: the black out of bana.
Speaker 1: So it's just the white part to get taking more
Speaker 1: of potassium. And how much was the black taking up
Speaker 1: in there? It wasn't even a lot of black. Yeah, crazy, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's probably what they said about water melons. Watermelon seal.
Speaker 2: I don't know you get them without the seeds or
Speaker 2: with the seeds. You'd be kind of like, damn, you
Speaker 2: could have gotten no seeds.
Speaker 1: I can't remember saying this. I don't like water melon, I.
Speaker 7: Know, I don't like I just like it's a waste.
Speaker 7: It just tastes like what if I wanted to have
Speaker 7: so much to drink a glass of water. It's the
Speaker 7: best melon. I don't like no melons. I don't like
Speaker 7: candle over. I don't want to melon.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I love them all, really really melon guy.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll be you know, they package it at the airport.
Speaker 1: I buy it. You're the one, You're the one. Don't
Speaker 1: you ever crout my fruit salad bowl with honeydew and like,
Speaker 1: no fruit salad. It's not the best. It's the worst.
Speaker 1: Because pineapple. I think it is king of the figod
Speaker 1: mango mango. It's hard to come by, and they are
Speaker 1: real skimpy with it when they know. I found that
Speaker 1: mango usually serves me best in candy form. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: happy with the mango candy more often than I've been
Speaker 1: happy with the mango fruit mango in America. In America,
Speaker 1: I forgot. Those mangoes are crazy that crazy good, crazy
Speaker 1: bat so good. It's like a juice box. It doesn't
Speaker 1: even make sense.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh, let me say something. You know, my family
Speaker 7: is from Saint Lucian and Caribbean. You don't want to
Speaker 7: see my family eat mangos. It looks like it is
Speaker 7: a murders.
Speaker 8: Mangos audio, give your hair and your fucking draws, Like,
Speaker 8: how did mango get in my famis? Like that's how
Speaker 8: I want to live. Yeah, I want to wash the
Speaker 8: mango off in the ocean.
Speaker 1: That's what you gotta do. Man, that's as good as
Speaker 1: life gids. Yeah, what a good life y'all.
Speaker 2: Man, My family from Detroit, Yeah, never even tasted the
Speaker 2: luxury you're described.
Speaker 1: You gotta wash Cody off in the lake to my pennies.
Speaker 1: You don't want to see Cody. It's a hard place
Speaker 1: to live also.
Speaker 7: But in the Midwest though, like this, this one really
Speaker 7: drives me crazy about like the Detroit Chicago thing. Y'all
Speaker 7: have these big bodies of water, and then especially in Chicago,
Speaker 7: they've duped the thing on their sand there, and people
Speaker 7: have the nerve to go on my Instagram speed and
Speaker 7: say having a lovely day of the beach.
Speaker 1: The beach that is not a beach, that is a
Speaker 1: fucking leg and that they've never they've never riched mango
Speaker 1: from their body on the White Sandy Shores. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you want from from us. We have nothing,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 9: It's bitter cold, bitter cold for eight months of the year,
Speaker 9: and then the like three of the other months it's raining,
Speaker 9: and you get like a month where it's just gorgeous.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm gonna pretend I'm in Saint Lucia. I
Speaker 2: know I can see the subway behind us.
Speaker 1: This right, you can hear that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you know, you know I get it, and
Speaker 7: I truly I empathize with all of those in that area.
Speaker 7: But baby, it's not a beach, just a lake.
Speaker 2: Okay, and you know it's it's not just a regular lake,
Speaker 2: but it's a nasty lake.
Speaker 1: Our side of it is pretty, it's not. I don't
Speaker 1: love it down it's like, no, every time I've been
Speaker 1: by the lake in Chicago and it's hot out, I
Speaker 1: feel like some shit's buzzing. Yeah, like man bug Lake
Speaker 1: is not good lake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's the type of lake where it's the
Speaker 2: type of beach where where nobody is fully comfortable taking
Speaker 2: their clothes off.
Speaker 1: That's I feel like I see people swimming with shoes
Speaker 1: in there. Y, It's like you see a lot of
Speaker 1: dudes with like swim trunks but shirt song. It's like
Speaker 1: the vibes ain't right here.
Speaker 2: Tried our best because you can't like picnic down by there, damn.
Speaker 2: But then you get accused of being the type of
Speaker 2: person that picnics on the beach.
Speaker 1: You know what, It's just, yeah, it's all you guys
Speaker 1: need some mangos and some white sandy shores.
Speaker 2: That's all I pray for from my people. We should
Speaker 2: take a break. I think we always go into breaks
Speaker 2: perfectly by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, transition problems. We should take a break.
Speaker 2: But but when we come back, we're going to continue
Speaker 2: to talk about the possibility or the necessity rather of
Speaker 2: eating black eyed peas on New Year's Day day. Right,
Speaker 2: it's not the eve, and you eat them, eat them
Speaker 2: during the day. So when we come back, we're going
Speaker 2: to talk more black eyed peas, more money, exchange, more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me.
Speaker 10: Yeah, she pulls out a breast and she's juggling them,
Speaker 10: look like she's about to fall over. Then she bends
Speaker 10: over and pulls down pennies, spreads her cheeks.
Speaker 1: I'm not lying. I'm telling you what's on the video.
Speaker 1: Spreads her cheeks. This is madness. Who is that?
Speaker 2: It's from a it's the lawyer of a lady, or
Speaker 2: rather the lawyer of the school district. I believe in
Speaker 2: like Saint Louis or some ship where a woman, a
Speaker 2: teacher was caught with an only fans and and had
Speaker 2: like video that these students had gotten a hold of.
Speaker 1: And this was the lawyer accusing her.
Speaker 2: Of being a vile, old, vile woman, all while describing
Speaker 2: in detail the way she puts out her panties.
Speaker 1: Spread some because he had to watch a video. Just
Speaker 1: watch it. I'm telling you what's in the video. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you see stuff and.
Speaker 2: You're liked, be a lawyer. It's a cool job.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't see that crazy. I agree, like you,
Speaker 1: you hear about the bar and the difficulty the test
Speaker 1: or whatnot. But then he did it. Yeah, he did,
Speaker 1: he got it.
Speaker 2: It can't be that crazy.
Speaker 1: It can't be that crazy.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's loopholes, right, because like maybe there are ways
Speaker 2: to to like to not have to take the bar,
Speaker 2: to do certain things in certain places.
Speaker 7: Him Cardashian's going to school at the ride, talking about.
Speaker 1: Eight years ago University of Phoenix.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I have to a math class on to get
Speaker 7: my degree. You yeah, you know, Oh no, because I
Speaker 7: had done my whole ship and it was a math class.
Speaker 7: Every year I put I was like, no, I'll do next.
Speaker 1: I do the next time.
Speaker 7: And by the time I got to my graduation year,
Speaker 7: they were like, yo, we're gonna we're gonna let you walk,
Speaker 7: but you gotta do this math class. Within six months
Speaker 7: of getting you to somewhere else, it's rescinded. So I
Speaker 7: have to go to University of Phoenix online and I
Speaker 7: did this math class.
Speaker 1: It was horrible. I hated.
Speaker 7: It was me and just a bunch of like ninety
Speaker 7: five year old white women. So the brochure is a lot,
Speaker 7: sure is a lot. They make it seem very multiculture.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that. It was ninety five year old women.
Speaker 2: You know what made me sad is is imagining that
Speaker 2: you now have a University of Phoenix email.
Speaker 1: You should use that as a burner. E U I do.
Speaker 1: It's a I don't think they can make the clear
Speaker 1: the accreditation, but we can't do everything. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: have a Phoenix Oh my god, you just oh my god,
Speaker 1: you just reminded me that I gotta get your email back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll get it back.
Speaker 2: That's a beautiful berner.
Speaker 1: I would like to go to a University of Phoenix
Speaker 1: graduation though. That does sound though you went to an
Speaker 1: automotive college graduation one time. Awesome. They were throwing up
Speaker 1: sad Mexican sets, shout out to Aurora, Colorado. They were
Speaker 1: to go. Yeah. I love that. They were like this
Speaker 1: makes our game brou away. I was like, oh, they're
Speaker 1: game making here. Oh you did research, that's where we're at.
Speaker 2: Well that's the question. Maybe this is the best way
Speaker 2: to get back into it. The question I have is
Speaker 2: what happened that made you jump off the black Eyed
Speaker 2: peed wagon.
Speaker 7: I think the big happened for me was it was
Speaker 7: right after I had graduated, actually, and I was like,
Speaker 7: I remember it was like two thousand and two thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, well graduating I was like, that wasn't
Speaker 1: even a long time. That is a long time ago.
Speaker 1: I'm thirty five, We're old. You know, it looks not
Speaker 1: making us. Yeah, that looks so good, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Actually, I'm seventeen.
Speaker 7: This is it's a hard seventeen you're looking at It's
Speaker 7: seventeen junie years. And I remember like getting out of school,
Speaker 7: I was like, Okay, I'm gonna make my black eyed
Speaker 7: peas because I'm really gonna bring some wealth and fortune
Speaker 7: and some good ship my way.
Speaker 1: Like I got all this knowledge from the University of Phoenix,
Speaker 1: And in those two years after college we probably my worst.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh no, I'm hopping. I gonna get
Speaker 7: a good job and I was making no money, like
Speaker 7: it was the worst.
Speaker 1: I was like, why am I Like? This ain't bring
Speaker 1: me no good fortune, richest wealth, nothing, okay, but here
Speaker 1: let me counteract. I feel like it's like the Lord.
Speaker 1: You can't just call upon the Lord when you need
Speaker 1: it in down times. You gotta call upon him enough
Speaker 1: times too. So you were like, okay, I'm a fresh
Speaker 1: University of Phoenix grad. Yeah, you know doing it.
Speaker 2: You were doing it for one day. You should have
Speaker 2: been eating black eyed peas all year.
Speaker 8: I know it was.
Speaker 1: That's yeah.
Speaker 7: Also, I put too much salt on the black eyed
Speaker 7: bas so it was a little salty, okay, and that's
Speaker 7: why to add hot sauce, because I thought the hotels
Speaker 7: would contact the salt.
Speaker 1: But it just means it was.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you see, you could give me some chemistry ship.
Speaker 7: So yeah, it wasn't vinegar based. It would have helped it.
Speaker 1: Well, you just like, if you put too much salt,
Speaker 1: you need to cut it with like a bass. You're
Speaker 1: really smart, no, like I appreciate this. Yeah, now you
Speaker 1: seem smart right now though, Yeah, yeah, don't forget. I
Speaker 1: don't have YouTube premium and I can't afford it. It's
Speaker 1: just a choice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so that that that really turned me off. The
Speaker 7: black eyed peas. I'm like, I'm I'm really off this.
Speaker 1: Would you ever do it?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Did you ever think about because you don't like black
Speaker 1: eyed peas very much? I like black eyed peas. What's
Speaker 1: made by someone who can cook. It doesn't feel if
Speaker 1: I may, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Feel like a New Year's food, even though it is years.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but like New Year's to me comes
Speaker 2: with like sparkles and fucking like a flair to it.
Speaker 2: Almost okay, and black eyed peas feel like a real,
Speaker 2: like working class ass a.
Speaker 1: Du chili that's like New Years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that would be a New Year's food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, get it? Can I tell you? I
Speaker 1: don't ever, I don't know. I don't never gets. I
Speaker 1: don't like the attention in restaurants. It's a lot. It's
Speaker 1: a lot, it's a lot of It's like I feel
Speaker 1: like it's pressure to enjoy them, and I never like
Speaker 1: there's so much that you're supposed to be. I don't
Speaker 1: like anything. It's just not a great tackle.
Speaker 2: I don't like any food I can't eat right away. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that pisses me the funk off.
Speaker 1: I'm watching you. You enjoy your thing.
Speaker 2: I already betted on fahita, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like most ways you go it ain't good and just
Speaker 2: hot on a plate, and so you're like, I'm already
Speaker 2: betting on fucking fahita. And now I got a chill
Speaker 2: for six minutes while this cools down so I can
Speaker 2: make a bad taco.
Speaker 1: No, you could have three chicken crispers from come man,
Speaker 1: your chili was worse.
Speaker 7: I remember we see that Chilie because right Ne's o
Speaker 7: to my college used to eat there all the time.
Speaker 7: They made the mistake of having a freshman this come
Speaker 7: my freshman year. That's why I getting the freshman fifty five. Wait,
Speaker 7: that's more than tradition.
Speaker 1: Chili love every day chili. That's about forty more tradition.
Speaker 1: If y'all like even at home, that wasn't That's not
Speaker 1: what we all came home with. I will say, though,
Speaker 1: anytime in your life, when you look back, when you
Speaker 1: were going to chilis frequently you were free, like anytime
Speaker 1: you were free of societal pressure. Yeah, romantic, like that's
Speaker 1: a person you just go to Chili's. And I went
Speaker 1: to Chili's last week and it was a big talk though.
Speaker 1: I had to talk to my girl into Oh this
Speaker 1: wasn't just Chili's. No, But then we went to Chili's.
Speaker 1: We saw a first date and it was beautiful. Yeah
Speaker 1: it was. He was smooth. He had like on. Uh
Speaker 1: he was very African. He had jeans and dress shoes on.
Speaker 1: Let's go could be Caribbean. Yeah, yeah, you guys like
Speaker 1: we have a lot of crossover. And he was. He
Speaker 1: was smooth. He went out and met the girls. Parents
Speaker 1: brought her into the Chili's about two minutes in sat side.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I wore the parents there too.
Speaker 1: The parents left, Oh okay, they left her in his care.
Speaker 1: This is this is not just a first date of adults.
Speaker 1: This is the first These are like tea They were
Speaker 1: like teams. I'm not just watching an adults for I
Speaker 1: thought weird more than weird. But you don't going to
Speaker 1: first into a Chili's. I get to a respectable place
Speaker 1: like cheesecake factory. That's okay. That man used to smile
Speaker 1: when I ordered my food. Honey, honestly, you can run
Speaker 1: cheesecake factory up the first three realistic. Let me say something.
Speaker 7: I know there was that whole thing controversy about that
Speaker 7: woman who got mad at the man to the cheeseca factory.
Speaker 7: I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Cheesecake factory? To
Speaker 7: me is there are so many options. There's a panoply
Speaker 7: of different things. You're gonna have to say, shiate every
Speaker 7: taste in your mouth.
Speaker 1: There's always a prime location. That's where cheesecake. Then we
Speaker 1: can go see a movie. Topic.
Speaker 2: There's always a bunch of shipshod where.
Speaker 1: You want to be. I was in Beverly Hills this morning.
Speaker 1: There's a cheesecake factory in Beverly Hill. No, that was
Speaker 1: that was a tough That was a tough time for
Speaker 1: us when that came out. Yeah, because it's like, I
Speaker 1: don't think that you're paying attention to what. I don't
Speaker 1: think you respect cheesecake.
Speaker 2: No, it felt it felt attention seeking in a way
Speaker 2: that that really made me feel sad for us. You
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Where it's just a lady talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I mean this, you.
Speaker 2: Just had a bad date and it didn't work, or
Speaker 2: you didn't like the way he looked when you showed up,
Speaker 2: and you made it the excuse, but you're just attention
Speaker 2: seeking and we fed into it and argued with her,
Speaker 2: you made it this whole thing. It's like, come on, y'all,
Speaker 2: something's got to be objective. Cheesecake Factory is a delightful
Speaker 2: meal that anybody can enjoy at any time. We're all
Speaker 2: lucky to be there.
Speaker 1: And we're happy to be there. Yeah, everybody's smiling. Everybody smiling.
Speaker 1: There's no theme. It's just nonsense. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It seems like you're eating in a hotel lobby. That's
Speaker 1: fun for him.
Speaker 2: Play chuggy cheese with your guts, just fucking do it.
Speaker 2: There's weirdly no kids ever, No, you don't waste money
Speaker 2: on cheese children. How old would until you take your
Speaker 2: children a cheesecake factory. I unfortunately, we went to Hawaii
Speaker 2: for a conference my wife had, and the one of
Speaker 2: the only restaurants nearby was the cheesecake Factory, And so
Speaker 2: I did have to like spend money.
Speaker 1: You sound upset. I hated it.
Speaker 2: I had to spend money getting them cheesecake factory quality
Speaker 2: stuff for my daughter to like half eat it and
Speaker 2: you know, fucking spit in it and ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean. It's not even sligible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I'm fucked you fucked.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, that's tough. I mean I was never that
Speaker 7: kid from the time I could. It's not like a
Speaker 7: drink or eat. I was eating every morese food that
Speaker 7: ever came across.
Speaker 1: Let's get Yeah, that's that freshman fifty five for sure.
Speaker 2: So one of the things that I found out, which
Speaker 2: I didn't know when you asked this question earlier, as
Speaker 2: it pertains to why black eyed peas?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 2: Why not a pinto whatever it is, it turns out that.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Born in slavery. Slavery, slavery. The the black eyed pea,
Speaker 2: as it turns out, is not native to America. This
Speaker 2: isn't like an American ass bean. It comes from West Africa.
Speaker 1: Wow, they do have a lot of the same ship
Speaker 1: and that makes sense to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they they it first made its way this
Speaker 2: way on the Transatlantic slave trade and then the peace there.
Speaker 2: I guess I think maybe it started as a white meal.
Speaker 2: Probably it was like, oh we got these new got
Speaker 2: these new beans. Knows hit me? Yeah, try try trys.
Speaker 1: But I don't. I don't like white people beans.
Speaker 2: My guess is to that point, they didn't know what
Speaker 2: to do with them, right, because it's not necessarily like
Speaker 2: a a straightforward meal, right, Like, it takes sort of
Speaker 2: a process and there's a specificity to the to this
Speaker 2: seasoning of it that makes it delicious. Black eyed peas
Speaker 2: by themselves, right, just like a plane. You have to
Speaker 2: be a psychopath, which the old white people were. They
Speaker 2: were psychopaths. They didn't know what to do with it.
Speaker 2: They handed it over to the slaves. Now the slaves start,
Speaker 2: after the Civil War ends, start using the black eyed
Speaker 2: peas as a sign of survival, that like, this is
Speaker 2: our our perseverance because we've made it as long as
Speaker 2: you know, we've gotten our freedom and got in control
Speaker 2: of this thing that didn't even originate here but now
Speaker 2: lives here with us. It was like a beautiful metaphor
Speaker 2: for sort of starting back. And that's where the tradition
Speaker 2: comes from.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's beautiful yea looking them black. Now, unfortunately it
Speaker 1: doesn't actually offer prosperity. I think that's just a slave talk. Frankly,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: That's some silly slave talk. In the same way followed
Speaker 2: the drinking Gord, do you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 2: the follow the drinking Gord.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they had to and.
Speaker 2: It works kind of, but but it wasn't gonna free
Speaker 2: us off, just a few of us. There's always ends
Speaker 2: feeling like this. We always feel like this at the end. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think I think this has been our most uplifting
Speaker 2: episode yet a great time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, David, yet, excuse me, I'm sorry. Here's here's just.
Speaker 2: Due to a feces thrown all over the walls, the floor,
Speaker 2: the ceiling.
Speaker 1: And he's just someone talking about a chimpanzee. It was
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2: This was Michael Jackson, but he wasn't talking about a chimpanzee.
Speaker 2: He was talking about, if I'm not mistaken, a assault
Speaker 2: that happened on him when he went to prison. Remember,
Speaker 2: he had liked to spend time in jail, and he
Speaker 2: he redescribed his his having to like strip for the
Speaker 2: police and like all of it. Michael Jackson made the
Speaker 2: King of pop. He had to get strip searched. He
Speaker 2: was abused, he claimed, and when he was in jail,
Speaker 2: they put him in a cell that was covered in
Speaker 2: doodoo and thesis and it's stunk so bad.
Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't know. I've never heard of this ever. Well,
Speaker 1: he's been arrested multiple times. I think you know why
Speaker 1: they found out.
Speaker 4: What gang he's.
Speaker 1: Well, he also had so much based on his voice
Speaker 1: in his interview, like I was, I mean, this is
Speaker 1: another that's another conspiracy theory. Voice he had a he
Speaker 1: had a Gary Indiana voice. A lot of people and
Speaker 1: on the other one, a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Who knew him personally say he's spoke in a very
Speaker 2: deep voice and it was completely fabricated, And I go,
Speaker 2: that makes so much more sense.
Speaker 1: I believe he literally became a different color, like over
Speaker 1: the span of a ham the year. I was like,
Speaker 1: the voice isn't easier thing to So his whole life
Speaker 1: was built on the physical not matching the actions. Because
Speaker 1: you look at him as a businessman and all that
Speaker 1: he was ruthless, but then he just did this like thing,
Speaker 1: so we would not think that he was like.
Speaker 2: But it also is like, well, we never got to
Speaker 2: hear your real human voice anyway. You started as a child,
Speaker 2: and then the second that new voice kicked in, you
Speaker 2: pitched it down and you never we never even got
Speaker 2: a sense that this was so we were just like,
Speaker 2: I guess that's just.
Speaker 1: How Michael talk. What if I have like a mixtape
Speaker 1: where he like, he just sounds like Charlie Burfiy in
Speaker 1: that ship. That's all good. Member.
Speaker 11: Honestly, he's got the deep voice from boys to Men
Speaker 11: interludes Stock then.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my damn girl, Michael Jackson Jackson reference.
Speaker 2: There you're over there on your throne with Eddie Murphy
Speaker 2: when you should be with me the Pharaoh, I think.
Speaker 1: And it was he was Les. He like bought like
Speaker 1: the Beatles catalog and all kinds of like he told
Speaker 1: me he was gonna do it, and then Paul McCartney
Speaker 1: tried to get it back and he was like, that's
Speaker 1: just business. I wish they might know that you don't
Speaker 1: talk like that, and you say that to me after
Speaker 1: you bought my ship. Yeah, I will say that. That
Speaker 1: has always been my.
Speaker 2: Issue with the way that people have drawn the line
Speaker 2: on Michael Jackson, right, is that they always treat it
Speaker 2: like either he was the most vile monster of all
Speaker 2: time or he was a goddamn angel. He was heaven
Speaker 2: sent to us from the Lord and we just didn't understand.
Speaker 2: And it's like, no, he can be a dirt bag
Speaker 2: and not also the worst guy in every circumstance and
Speaker 2: I'm not saying he wasn't. I'm merely saying to draw
Speaker 2: the line and be like he's an angel. To me,
Speaker 2: it's like, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can get to that level of
Speaker 1: success without being somewhat.
Speaker 2: We saw it over and over again. He was a
Speaker 2: he was a bad guy. It's just a question of
Speaker 2: whether or not he was a pedophile. And I don't
Speaker 2: know that the question is that much of a question anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now we end the way we end. We almost
Speaker 3: we almost got away with it. We almost got out
Speaker 3: of here.
Speaker 2: There is one more thing I can I can tell
Speaker 2: you before we get out of here. Maybe it's like
Speaker 2: a break and we'll come back for the great We're
Speaker 2: gonna take one more break. We'll come back for this
Speaker 2: last piece of information.
Speaker 1: One moment exchange. My mama told me, let's go.
Speaker 4: Why are you coming? Something's going on?
Speaker 11: Can I smell?
Speaker 12: Yo?
Speaker 1: Did you're familiar with that? I have done this? Really?
Speaker 1: Did it work?
Speaker 4: No? I love that.
Speaker 1: That means your life, you in this right to shape.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker got you don't think this ends.
Speaker 12: The conversation and and and just think, and I know,
Speaker 12: I know I might. I'm like I got him this time,
Speaker 12: and I'm like, here's a question that was it disheveled?
Speaker 7: No, damn no, No, I had no oculator in the pants, dick, Yeah,
Speaker 7: damn pants, there's just a regular in the pants.
Speaker 1: Ask this. It's got to be humbling.
Speaker 7: It is humbling, and you feel like a fool. Then
Speaker 7: you got to do some extra ship but to apologize.
Speaker 7: And now now I'm here to get my back going
Speaker 7: out for two hours and I'm tired.
Speaker 1: I never heard God, damn two hours. I know it's
Speaker 1: a lot. It's terrible, truly, I think sec should I
Speaker 1: be long in a fifteen minute? Yeah? If it exceeds it,
Speaker 1: I'm out. That's good. This is enough time for everybody
Speaker 1: to do everything they need to get what they need.
Speaker 1: I got to the morning.
Speaker 2: I think two hours is for psychopaths and illusionists.
Speaker 1: I think it's for twenty one year old you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like either your sting and you're like
Speaker 2: meditating to do this ship. You're a true just psycho.
Speaker 2: You heard one Jodasy song and was like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do that, fucking maniac.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Control? It's out of control? No, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got no. Sorry. I'm also thinking if I was
Speaker 1: on the other end of getting my dick smelled, you've met,
Speaker 1: you better not say ship to me for a week? Really,
Speaker 1: you say something, what's that smell? I'll be in the
Speaker 1: basement playing video games. I expect to get some later.
Speaker 2: I don't care who it come from, but puts he
Speaker 2: better be on the table by five am.
Speaker 1: Have you ever got you dick smell? No?
Speaker 2: No, nobody's ever I talked. I've talked to you about this.
Speaker 2: I think before. My wife has zero doubt that i'll like,
Speaker 2: doesn't even believe for a second that I'll cheat on her,
Speaker 2: and that makes me so mady.
Speaker 1: Why he's actually a good guy.
Speaker 2: It makes me furious. She doesn't track my phone. She
Speaker 2: ain't she ain't smell. I'd be coming home at odd
Speaker 2: hours with very little explanation and she wakes up fine.
Speaker 2: Is no argument, nothing, What.
Speaker 1: You want to want? You want to feel like I
Speaker 1: could be fucking right now. She's crazy. I don't have
Speaker 1: to do this, but I believe in this selection. Are
Speaker 1: you fucking right now? No, I'm with you.
Speaker 4: This sucks.
Speaker 1: To get our dick smelled. We're just not on that time.
Speaker 1: I'm not that guy. I'm not that guy. I ain't
Speaker 1: got it, you know, I ain't got it.
Speaker 2: One of the things that I started thinking about is why,
Speaker 2: given the fact that black eyed peas are sort of
Speaker 2: like ubiquitous in the black community, where we go like
Speaker 2: that is part of the New Year's tradition American Black,
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's the same in Sierra.
Speaker 1: Leone, not at all.
Speaker 2: Okay, American Black. It feels synonymous with sort of the
Speaker 2: news experience. Why have white people not tried to steal
Speaker 2: it yet?
Speaker 1: That's interesting. I feel like there are some foods that
Speaker 1: feel like they have not even gotten to yet. But why.
Speaker 2: It's not a rare, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 2: you gotta like work to find it as being is
Speaker 2: a present. Maybe I don't know, but part of me
Speaker 2: then wonders if that is them wanting us to play
Speaker 2: into this for the damage of like it damages us
Speaker 2: more than we realized, like and part of it is
Speaker 2: the way soul food is cooked objectively makes it unhealthy.
Speaker 2: Black eyed peas on their own at high in fiber
Speaker 2: and protein and ship, but you put enough salt and
Speaker 2: sort of ship.
Speaker 1: In it, it becomes a different mile. I think that
Speaker 1: they've tried, but to no avail.
Speaker 7: Like I think, I think I remember seeing Rachel ray
Speaker 7: Ash try to cook it on her show one time.
Speaker 7: I think someone tried it on the show and the
Speaker 7: person that she's like, they couldn't even fake the punk
Speaker 7: and they quickly cut to commercial.
Speaker 1: So they have tried, but it just but they so
Speaker 1: I think they just can't.
Speaker 7: They can't harness the super califragilistic powers. It's too deep
Speaker 7: and they can't make it good. So you know, we're
Speaker 7: gonna leave it alone.
Speaker 2: So truly just they've been the need to black eyed peas.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but but but but macaroni and cheese, though white
Speaker 7: folks out here on TikTok sucking up the macaron cheese,
Speaker 7: I'll be saying, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, that do look good. What I worry about with
Speaker 1: white mac and cheese is that they are investing in
Speaker 1: mac and cheese technology in a way that we are not.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense right now? It is stupid. It
Speaker 1: is stupid to put breadcrumbs or whatever or somebody with dates, right.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying, is they are investing in
Speaker 1: future technologies that at some point I worry that that
Speaker 1: investment is going to pay. Like they're stupid right now,
Speaker 1: because they're stupid, stupid people, But like there's some point innovation.
Speaker 2: They're taking the same risks that hip hop was taking,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Yes, it's just trying
Speaker 2: something that doesn't exist, and people are gonna call it dumb.
Speaker 2: They're gonna say, get your ass off the street.
Speaker 1: And get a job.
Speaker 2: But if you believe in it enough, you can make
Speaker 2: Biggie smalls. Yeah, and they're gonna make Biggie Smalls out
Speaker 2: of mac and cheese. I was gonna go with Alexander
Speaker 2: Graham Bell in the light Bulb Filament that was better.
Speaker 2: I was Badgers was good.
Speaker 1: One. Yeah.
Speaker 7: So this might also pornov into black eyed peas. Maybe
Speaker 7: they gonna try and start making good black things. I
Speaker 7: feel like they're getting so experimental with the internet, you
Speaker 7: know what it is. I feel like the Internet is
Speaker 7: showing them how corny their shit was, and they're starting
Speaker 7: to branch out in the privacy of their own homes.
Speaker 1: And that's where we need to worry about. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: gonna be World War three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I think you can sort of see it
Speaker 2: even in the way that like all the weird white supremacists.
Speaker 2: People kind of act like black people.
Speaker 1: Everybody on the Internet act like black people. The Internet
Speaker 1: is a black neighborhood. And if you were raised on
Speaker 1: the internet, you that's it's just it's like being raised
Speaker 1: in New York City or some shit, like colloquially like,
Speaker 1: that's what it is. Young people on the internet talk
Speaker 1: like like regardless of what they're they truly will hate
Speaker 1: our guts and yeah, like my cousin is crazy. It's
Speaker 1: crazy because it's just it's just the it's just the
Speaker 1: like the parlance of the place. That's just how people talk.
Speaker 1: Toxic nuts.
Speaker 7: Yeah, god damn Yeah. Qualta Black culture is definitely a scale,
Speaker 7: and they have a massive that scale.
Speaker 1: Well, here's what I'll tell you when I'm worried. But
Speaker 1: that's why we were talking earlier about the dancing man.
Speaker 1: They're getting they're getting too good at dancing. They're very
Speaker 1: good at dancing now. But part of me does feel
Speaker 1: like this country started going to ship when they stopped dancing. Mmm,
Speaker 1: because they had their own dances and they liked it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: back gave the washing machine, bro. They were going crazy,
Speaker 1: and then at some point I feel like it's like
Speaker 1: hair metal the mid eighties, late eighties type ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they just stopped. Culturally, listen, you're smiling. You were b boy,
Speaker 1: I know it. But no, they just stopped and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden because the stereotype wasn't the they
Speaker 1: didn't have rhythm or couldn't dance too like fairly recently.
Speaker 13: Oh you think it's more of a recent insertion. I
Speaker 13: don't think that they they they were dancing, they were,
Speaker 13: but they were they were so stupid. But that's that's
Speaker 13: I'm not even talking about that. That's that's even recent.
Speaker 13: The stupid white guy.
Speaker 1: There were white guys in the eighties who were like,
Speaker 1: I can't fucking dance. Really, yeah, that ship is like
Speaker 1: that's new where they're like, I'm just don't guy a
Speaker 1: little bit and I couldn't dance. It was a great
Speaker 1: time for us. I worry.
Speaker 2: I suspect that it's more recent than your giving or
Speaker 2: rather further back than you're giving it credit.
Speaker 1: But they weren't dancing. That they weren't dancing.
Speaker 2: I think if you are doing the fox trot with
Speaker 2: your with your lady love, and then you look out
Speaker 2: at your slaves and they're footworking You're gonna feel like
Speaker 2: a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: Interesting, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like you're watching like true like African dance at its
Speaker 2: at its essence, these are people expressing for the the
Speaker 2: pure like love of the game. They're dancing their asses off,
Speaker 2: it's all they fucking have. And you're in there like
Speaker 2: doing this upright bullshit where you're just moving a circle.
Speaker 2: You're gonna feel like an asshole and you start getting jealous,
Speaker 2: and then maybe you don't want to dance.
Speaker 8: There you go.
Speaker 1: Videotape and then to.
Speaker 7: Look out in the window and see that not only
Speaker 7: can they do their thing good, but the mimi and
Speaker 7: doing it better than you.
Speaker 1: It looks so cool. It looks so cool. Look out
Speaker 1: to see the slaves on the fox trotting and walk.
Speaker 1: You're like, damn, they make that s look good? How
Speaker 1: did they do?
Speaker 2: And that's then you get angry, like take take jebardized
Speaker 2: pants away. Now you gotta work with no pants taking ships.
Speaker 1: I don't like the way he dances. That's making me mad. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I do wish we had some videos of slave dances.
Speaker 14: It sounds crazy to say, but now that would be nice, right,
Speaker 14: would you want to send them watch slaves dance.
Speaker 1: Like a track. You said. I want to know one man,
Speaker 1: I would want to see the way you described it
Speaker 1: just now. Yeah, I wouldn't want to see that A yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to see you know. You know one of
Speaker 1: the oldest recorded dragons we having history, it was was
Speaker 1: was it was? It was a slave. His name was
Speaker 1: William Dorsey Smith.
Speaker 7: What he was doing drag up in the plantation, getting
Speaker 7: like things and adorning himself and doing and doing drag balls.
Speaker 1: Who do they have footage?
Speaker 7: There's pictures were obviously on video footage, but of it
Speaker 7: that's impressive.
Speaker 1: Was it was?
Speaker 2: It called drag then?
Speaker 1: I don't think it's called dragon. It was called drag.
Speaker 7: And the thing about it, because you know, there's such
Speaker 7: a divide with like especially in the black community, like femininity,
Speaker 7: blah blah blah, all that stuff. But back then, all
Speaker 7: the slaves, everyone will come to these drag balls and
Speaker 7: like watch it because it was a form of entertainment
Speaker 7: for all the enslaves folks. And it wasn't looking as
Speaker 7: weird or are you doing this feminine thing? Like we
Speaker 7: want you out of here? Like everyone came and enjoyed
Speaker 7: these drag balls Yeah, it was great, damn, and I
Speaker 7: would I just want to see a video. I mean,
Speaker 7: that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm a bad guy. It sounds like I've seen drag
Speaker 1: in my life now. I'd like to see how farther
Speaker 1: art forms goes.
Speaker 2: I guess I to me when you suggest that the
Speaker 2: videos exist, there's a community that comes to mind where
Speaker 2: I go, who am I going to invite over and
Speaker 2: be like, hey, you want to watch some slaves.
Speaker 1: Dance and I'm doing it alone in my house? That's crazy?
Speaker 2: But then that scares me that everybody the only way
Speaker 2: to watch this is alone. That feels like you start
Speaker 2: forming nasty. I mean, are you going to a slave
Speaker 2: dance party to watch?
Speaker 1: I hope not.
Speaker 2: And that's why I hope that footage doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: This was so much more complicated. I just want to
Speaker 1: see the freedom of this. It was like. Now it's
Speaker 1: so it's become political. Yeah, I'm sorry. I described a
Speaker 1: beautiful thing. I would like to see it. That's all
Speaker 1: that I'm saying. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry your GOP brain can't open up the mouth
Speaker 2: to the lived experiences of other human beings.
Speaker 1: Listen, we got about twenty more days for you. To
Speaker 1: talk to me like that. He's gonna be a new guy.
Speaker 2: You're gonna watch your goddamn mouth, wait till you.
Speaker 1: See my guess. Oh god, imagine we like to say little,
Speaker 1: the last little. I'm not a Republican.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, he's not a republic It's fun to
Speaker 2: call him one, though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is funny. Did you guys say on the thing?
Speaker 1: And they were like, I heard that date that you know?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Honestly, I hope So I got twenty six thousand followers
Speaker 1: running off.
Speaker 2: Let's get some nasty pervasive things. Spreading about the last
Speaker 2: little piece of information is fine, he wants let's talk
Speaker 2: about that count is fun.
Speaker 1: Where do you say as her being a baddie?
Speaker 2: Not we we can ignore your opinions on her talent.
Speaker 1: That's a different day.
Speaker 2: Just objectively fine or not fine as in.
Speaker 1: The dot on the Parkers. That's right.
Speaker 7: I haven't seen her recently, but okay, I'm gonna look
Speaker 7: at her in that era. Yea, and that are she
Speaker 7: was a batty let's go okay, sure, like was stacked.
Speaker 7: I remember, come on, she had a booty, she had
Speaker 7: big titties. Oh yeah, and the waste to the wate
Speaker 7: to ask for a show was come on, from what
Speaker 7: I remember, she was a baddie. Okay, she had that,
Speaker 7: She had that six twenty y'all, this won't mean anything
Speaker 7: to y'all. That's six twenty seven honey blonde. Here, Oh,
Speaker 7: come on, come on, that's we talked about that last episode.
Speaker 1: Just on that see you late.
Speaker 2: We was just talking about that, that honey blonde. That's
Speaker 2: the one they got me all rocked up, thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it remains a point of disagreement.
Speaker 1: Really, Okay, well, why do you think she's not a baddie?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: And maybe maybe I'll admit this, maybe some of this
Speaker 2: is coming from like a recentcy bias that I can't escape.
Speaker 2: But I genuinely do not remember ever feeling any version
Speaker 2: of like, oh, she's supposed to be fine too.
Speaker 1: Like that was never pick outside the box.
Speaker 2: It's part of why the beef between her and Brandy
Speaker 2: existed was like, well most of it was a bitch,
Speaker 2: that was what that show, and it was just her
Speaker 2: calling her fat every day, and then I think it
Speaker 2: started to bleed into their actual like relationship because it
Speaker 2: is like you, you're so every script is just you
Speaker 2: being like, shut your fat ass.
Speaker 1: Up Kim and then you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: it was crazy how she talked to her.
Speaker 2: She got her own show, and she got her own show,
Speaker 2: and yeah, yeah she was just meant to be annoying
Speaker 2: and yeah and singing interesting.
Speaker 1: I forgot she was originally on Molsia first. Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: she was.
Speaker 2: She was a main character Oneshi the whole time.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, props to your countess.
Speaker 2: Counter you're you're bad to me and and hey, you
Speaker 2: represent something important in my life, so don't think for
Speaker 2: a second you don't hold value even though I'm.
Speaker 1: Not attracted to you in the least. That seemed reasonable, y'all.
Speaker 1: Excuse me of being a monster. I didn't think myself.
Speaker 1: You told on me to count it.
Speaker 4: You're like, count this if you're out there, what's up?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: She's here?
Speaker 1: Now I got to explain myself if you'd like to
Speaker 1: come on the show. You can smell. That was crazy.
Speaker 1: I realized it as soon as I said that that
Speaker 1: was not correct. What were you about to do? I
Speaker 1: was just gonna say, you can smell? Yeah, No, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm all confused. I think we did it. I know
Speaker 1: we did something. I think this is really fun. This
Speaker 1: is could you tell the people where they can find you.
Speaker 1: What cool ship you got going on. Yes, I am
Speaker 1: going on tour.
Speaker 7: I'm throughout. I'm doing fifteen cities in the States. So
Speaker 7: go to mon exchange dot com, m O N E
Speaker 7: T the letter X, the word change, and you can
Speaker 7: find me on all social media at that same money
Speaker 7: ex change on everything except TikTok. Someone before I got
Speaker 7: a chance to do it, some shady queen stole my
Speaker 7: handle and now I have to be v.
Speaker 1: Monea exchange on TikTok. Oh, that's nasty. Are they posting
Speaker 1: like fan parodies and ship like that?
Speaker 7: It's like what they were for a while and then
Speaker 7: they stopped. So I'm like, just give it back. Yeah,
Speaker 7: what do you that's crazy. It's like someone bij your domain.
Speaker 7: You gotta you gotta pay like ten thousand dollars for you.
Speaker 7: But yeah, so that's what you can find me.
Speaker 1: I want to tours. You're gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was available, right, I checked and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's cool.
Speaker 7: And also, if you want me to smell your dick
Speaker 7: on tour, you can. You can do that too, Okay,
Speaker 7: all the mean great, I will smell every day to
Speaker 7: who that is?
Speaker 1: Boom. That's a crazy thing to say to get back
Speaker 1: to the community. Give it back, Yeah, Bory, you want to.
Speaker 1: You can find me on TikTok at monet exchame. I
Speaker 1: will be holding you a ransom.
Speaker 4: I'm just a big fan.
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Speaker 1: if I work for you. Damn, that is a ban
Speaker 1: way to call me, bro, she said.
Speaker 14: But maybe you get you do your little thing whatever
Speaker 14: makes you feel good, baby, Like where are you at?
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