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Look how crazy it is 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:26.399 that that at some point two people decided to introduce Superman, 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:31.360 and Superman has now become ubiquitous in sort of our lexicon, 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:34.600 in the in the human experience. Right, you don't think 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:39.480 there's any possibility that there's some imagineers sitting somewhere going, 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:43.320 what if he's Superman but can't fly? If he's just 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:45.520 a black dude that kind of is Superman. 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:48.280 That's what you think. That's that's that's not what they 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:50.680 said about Tyson beckfer if I was making him in 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:54.440 a pot, like all right, we're gonna get an Asian 0:03:54.480 --> 0:04:07.040 guy the whole. 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There 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:50.480 it is, ladies and gentlemen, gentiles and little mama's alike. 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:54.560 Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told. 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:57.800 Me, the podcast where we dive deep into black conspiracy 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:58.680 theories and. 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:02.960 We finally worked a prove whatever stupid shit you already believe. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:07.719 Come on, come on, dumbass, we making you believe in 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:08.680 your own garbage. 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:13.159 We're just trying to feed the slot back to the peak. 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.640 Oh man, it's sad when you really break down what 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:21.800 we do here. No, it's not a great job, No 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:24.640 shame on us. But the car washing though, you know 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:28.800 what I've been thinking about what I don't think Tyrese 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:29.440 is real? 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:33.120 Go on, like I don't. 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:38.599 I don't think tyre Tyrese Gibson is a real person. 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:42.520 Motherfucking bots know nothing about that. 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:47.360 Yeah, okay, I think he's a figment of our imagination. 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:49.760 Like collectively, like a collective hallucination. 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:53.480 I think we're all experiencings and I don't think it's 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:55.880 like magic. I want to be clear, I'm not This 0:05:55.920 --> 0:06:01.479 isn't whimsy. I think that there is a a active 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:04.520 effort on the side of a power that be that 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:08.200 is probably bigger than the US government to maintain the 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:12.279 illusion of Tyrese Gibson so that he can continue to 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:16.919 spread his oddities and sort of like weird. It's like 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:21.480 a constant reset of humanity because of his behavior, and 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:25.039 in that way, it allows us to never progress past 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:25.800 where we are. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.520 I love that. Here's my only comeback. 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:28.960 Yep. 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:33.559 It's been a long journey for Tyres. I'm talking about 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:37.240 from sweet Lady Yep to Shila, My Sheila. That's a 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:40.240 long that's a long com even before when he was 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:43.080 in the Coca Cola commercials and in the My Way video. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:48.320 My favorite Tyres come on. But I like that he's 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:49.520 definitely holding us. 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:56.039 Back, and I say that for humanity, not just no no, 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:57.400 it's not a black white thing. 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.240 At that point, it does make me sad because I 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:02.919 do love Tyree. He's so good man, he's so charming, 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:06.520 he's the best dark skinned King, come on top tier. 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:10.320 I thought that was going to be like a Wesley Snipes. 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:13.440 Thing with and then it got no because I think 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:16.000 the algorithm took over. I don't think that Tyree has 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:18.760 never existed. I think he's you think. 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:19.480 There always was. 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:24.080 I think his I think he's like Neo in some ways, 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:25.880 but almost an anti Neo. 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:32.000 This is the fifth Tyree. This is I guess today. 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:34.120 Remained so quiet during that. 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:35.800 I thought I thought, I thought I was supposed to 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:42.800 be because you don't intro me, so I'd set you 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.920 up poorly. And that's on me. Wow, we run such 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:49.560 a loose operation. I should have said that from the beginning. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:53.640 We don't abide by any traditional rules. Uh, that we've 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:56.200 got no professional coaching, you know what I mean. 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:58.400 We had so much to say, but I was I 0:07:58.440 --> 0:07:59.720 was under lock and key over here. 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:03.120 And and I just felt it would have been irresponsible 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:06.120 to not acknowledge, thank you, the discomfort you were man, 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:08.000 And that's on me. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:10.960 Well, well, I want to acknowledge the discomfort that Tyrese has. 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:11.800 Can I curse our hair? 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:12.120 Yeah? 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:15.040 All of us. I have had it with Tyrese. 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:17.360 I don't say anymore fucking posting the shade room about him, 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:20.680 I am over, but I will say when you first 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:23.400 said Tyrese, the first thing king to mind was Tyson Beckford, 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:26.280 and I was like, yeah, nobody that fine is real. 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:30.320 You don't think Tyson Beckford is real, you know, because 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:34.000 he's too beautiful. He is the nothing nothing he is. 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:36.400 He's a good standing with everyone. Yeah. I think he's 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:38.640 just a good guy. I think so. And he's just 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:40.040 he's from Brooklyn, is. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:43.480 From Yeah, No, he's like And that's what's crazy about 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:45.640 him too, is like the claim is that he used 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:46.880 to be like a street nigga. 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:52.360 Yeah, no, street niggas that love. 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:55.960 That He's like he was like a street nigga. That 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:59.040 was just like I'm too fine for this, which is 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:00.120 clean it up. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:04.520 Which is like kind of the most amazing thing ever. 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:08.319 I'm too fine to be tugging. 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:14.480 Yeah, but the top of the but you're still like 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:16.960 street enough that niggas ain't gonna like beat you up. 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:19.920 But here's his thing. I think he's one of these 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:20.559 these people. 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:22.439 You see him on TV and he's like this motherfucker 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:25.319 looks like he's like six foot four and you me 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:27.520 and him, he's one of these fucking four ft eleven niggas. 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:31.440 He's you know, I think he's like I think he's 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:35.600 like a big nigga. I think he's just like sometimes 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:36.840 God gives with both hands. 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:43.000 I think you are right, I said, I think we 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:43.880 made that up. 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.880 Yeah, but you know Tyrese, you know, and he has 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:48.400 all from a moment because he was he would make 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:50.880 some good fucking music. Oh yeah, I said it was 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:53.440 because past tense. I haven't heard the new ship. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:54.480 No, no, I don't. 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:57.559 We just I guess how t comes on this podcast. 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:59.000 I don't want to shape listen. 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.280 I think get this will get him here faster. Yeah. 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:04.640 I think we should be as messy as possible about 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:07.240 Tyres so that he can come back and defend his 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:07.760 good name. 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:13.000 I want to he says something nasty about his voice. Bro, 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:17.600 you're at the vers girl, you know about that. I 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:21.480 can't take you because I love tyres music too. The 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:30.480 Brat song where he opens she said, that's the best ship. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:32.800 He did that before he knew he was gonna be 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:36.040 on that song. He was in it a baby boy. 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:38.559 He killed that. Come on the first movies. You know 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:42.679 what I'm saying. And he was okay, Yeah, he wasted. 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:47.440 He's all punchline after the second one, because they made 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.920 him like a serious guy in the second film where 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:53.239 they were like, no, this is the real street motherfucker 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:56.240 that's gonna finally challenge and then they were like, nah, 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:59.400 that's a silly billy. Go ahead, Yeah, we can't even 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:02.240 do nothing with There's no story here for you. 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:06.880 And I love that for I love Tyrese. It makes 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:09.839 me sad to see how it's come. That's also why 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:11.920 I don't think that it's a tool, because it's just 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:16.000 too it's too random, that couldn't have been prepared. We 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:19.160 none of us saw that from that Coca Cola commercial 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:23.040 where you're like, who is this smiling, darkskin gentleman to 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.320 now you could it was like, you couldn't have seen that. 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:28.520 And that's to me where it feels fabricated, where we 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.600 start to Okay, now we're we're saying this just feels 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:34.880 like a choose my own adventure, but that they're playing 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:38.440 with us, that they're just seeing what we'll respond to, 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:43.720 conditioning the human brain to accept Tyresee as normal, thus 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:46.120 driving us closer to insanity. 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:52.400 You wow, yeah, you're you spend some knowledge right here, 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:53.760 why and intro you yet. 0:11:55.920 --> 0:12:00.600 I needs you to wake the fuck up. I am 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:04.200 paying attention, honey. 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:07.800 I guess today. We're so excited she's here. She's a comedian, 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:13.240 classically trained opera singer, RuPaul's Drag Race winner and host 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:16.880 of two hit podcasts, Sibling Rivalry where Bob the Drag 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:20.199 Queen and her new solo venture Monette Talks. You can 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:23.760 see her on tour this January with her one woman 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:27.520 comedy show Life, Be Life and Give it Up from 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:28.440 Monete Exchange. 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:32.079 We don't even have a sound. What is that? We 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:37.600 don't have one good enough? Anything I have with disrespect? 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:41.880 Give her something. You gotta give herself something good. 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:43.640 Ding. 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:47.520 That's the best second, dude, that's the best second. I 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.319 appreciate it like that, Like that. I want you to know. 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:53.520 That was Steven Segall singing that. Yeah, it was not 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:57.440 what you think of. It wasn't some Sean Josh Sean 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:02.080 Paul b Side. No no, no, that's a Stephen deep 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:07.600 cut where he made a he made a career reggae. Yeah, yeah, 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:08.360 was it good? 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:09.160 No? 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:12.600 I mean, you know, what do you do? Surprised us? 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:15.439 Who surprised you with their reggae album with a good 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:17.240 reggae album. Yeah, you know what. 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:20.880 Britney Spears has that one reggae song. I'm telling you, 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:23.920 I am from the career from saying we should want 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:25.720 to raise This is a wild take. 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:30.280 This is not how you could have started. 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:34.360 Rittany fans got that one reggae song when they give 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:38.880 it us a little too much cocaine and she sounds good. 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:39.720 It's crazy. 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:43.480 It's on her third album. What's it called wrap it 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:47.160 Up Now or something like that. She's like, not kidding, 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:49.600 any I'm truly we. 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:53.160 Have to listen to it. Yeah, no, after this episode, 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.040 we need to listen good. It's good. It's good. 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:58.120 Honestly, we need to play it right now. I really 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:01.760 feel like a challenge because this is what's gonna book 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:03.959 YouTube right now. We can we can, like I do 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:05.400 want to hear Brittany. 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:07.360 Was in her bag with this song. Okay, this is 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:08.000 really gonna know. 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:11.040 This is also coming from thirteen year old memories. Okay, 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:14.839 you don't know, you don't need to do that. 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:21.800 I don't know. You said it's in my blood. I 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:24.400 never misinterpreted my content my country. 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:27.760 I don't know if this is gonna send it to 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:29.840 the time but back when I was thirteen year old, 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:30.360 fortune me. 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:32.520 I remember hearing that on on MTV Hits. 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:35.640 I don't think Britney Spears run the poon thing. 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.160 No, don't hang up. I just have to Britney Spears 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:41.120 reggae song and so many weird things popped over on 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.560 my phone. Yeah, a lot of strange mixtures I did. Yeah, 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:46.880 damn well. 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:52.240 For someone found it and they have commented about what 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:54.960 this song and they were like, yeah, it's about the hookup. 0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:56.800 But the hook up. I think that's it. 0:14:56.960 --> 0:14:59.760 Okay, I think that's th This is gonna be the 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:00.800 same is the last long. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:07.000 I'm sorry you don't got YouTube people in the room 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:10.600 using it just happened. It's just that I was. I'm 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:16.720 trying to don't worry about it. All right, you're very excited. 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.960 You got over the music. You gotta let us hear 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:38.080 just my right, the hook is good. You want to 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:40.320 do you know what I'm saying. 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.680 She's like, I am Britney Spears, but a man saved me, 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:47.240 told me to save me. You want to do it, 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:49.600 So I'm gonna do that if that's cool with y'all. 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:53.880 Everybody used to bummach like just doing Duves in the 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:56.920 gym group. I mean it's pretty good, good, good, got it, 0:15:57.200 --> 0:16:01.480 you got it? Okay, learn something new every day. My name. 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:05.960 We can't talk about Britney Spears. Excellent work all day. 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:11.800 You came to us with the conspiracy. It's very apt 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:15.200 for the I think the time of year. Yeah, we 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:17.920 are celebrating the new year. This is our first episode 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:21.120 back from the New Year. We're so excited you're doing 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:25.000 it with us. And uh, and you said, my mama 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:30.720 told me you eat black eyed peas on New Year's. 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:37.360 Yes, And I think it's tied into bringing you good 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:40.480 fortune and wealth and rich black people are don't get 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:40.840 more money. 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:43.320 They're like, yeah, whatever got to do get more money? 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:43.520 Right? 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:47.360 But I just don't understand what is the I have 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:50.200 cooked black eyed peas on many of New Year's Eve. 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:53.160 Okay, really, it ain't shit change it should happen. And 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:55.400 I think that I don't know what is a correlation. 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:57.720 Why do the peas have to be black eyed? Why 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:01.840 can't they be kidney? Why can't they like that's a beam? 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:06.480 Oh yeah, well, so what's the difference a p and 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:06.840 a beam? 0:17:07.920 --> 0:17:08.560 I think. 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:13.720 Is a colloquial name. I think that's like what we 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:17.960 call it probably is. It probably has a more traditional name. 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:20.240 Okay, now you try to get all that and it's 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:22.399 called like a no. 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:27.840 But I don't think Henry the eighth was like bring 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:30.359 me the black eyed ps. I think they had a 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:32.280 different They probably had like a different thing. 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:35.520 Okay, I know that I haven't either. I think in 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:38.359 my mind Jesus was cooking black eyed be for the 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:41.520 beast how many centuries? Here's my question to you. You've 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:43.919 said you've cooked him several times? Yes, what if it's 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:48.960 a collective like it's not like necessarily one year specifically, 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:52.960 it's a tradition that you continued in, right, so which 0:17:53.040 --> 0:17:55.800 brought you to this point where you are now? I 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:57.600 could be it? Now, what about all the niggas have 0:17:57.640 --> 0:17:59.399 been doing it for centuries? And they were some than 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:03.720 they was just trying to get away. I really fucked 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:07.520 up with that YouTube's commercial thing, and I'm honestly just 0:18:07.600 --> 0:18:11.200 trying to get back. This is me being as open 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:19.040 as I can't even really turned you know what made it? Words? 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:23.800 It sucked as a commercial. You got a real ship 0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:26.560 commercial that came on. It wasn't even like a fun 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:28.560 one that we could kind of like go through just 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:34.840 again it was just Expedia and information sucked. 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:37.000 Yes, I just think, like the black eyed peas, I 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:39.000 just think it's just something we've been doing into doing 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:41.320 to make us bottom of black eyed peas at the 0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:43.840 Rouse and the sea town and the path bark. 0:18:44.200 --> 0:18:47.400 Oh, you think this is big black eyed people literally blick, 0:18:47.600 --> 0:18:53.320 big black blake, big old b it's making us buy 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:55.440 all these black eyed peas and a changeable. By that, 0:18:55.680 --> 0:18:56.439 she means will I. 0:18:56.520 --> 0:19:09.920 Am, will I am and black eyed peas? 0:19:14.680 --> 0:19:21.120 There's no difference when I had it lay. Conspiracy theory 0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:21.439 is just. 0:19:21.800 --> 0:19:25.879 So you you obviously bought into it at some point 0:19:26.440 --> 0:19:28.800 several points. When did this start for you? Was this 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:31.720 introduced in the home? From the beginning? Black eyed peas? 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:34.399 From as far black eyes I can remember, I think, 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:36.639 I want to say, six years old. I just remember 0:19:36.680 --> 0:19:39.240 my grandmother cooking some black eyed peas in the kitchen, 0:19:39.840 --> 0:19:41.640 and I also like, why we always had to eat 0:19:41.800 --> 0:19:45.679 this fucking ship on your day? And she said, because 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:48.480 we cooked this to bring us wealth and health for 0:19:48.560 --> 0:19:51.000 the next year. And also why does it expire a year? 0:19:52.240 --> 0:19:52.840 Why isn't it. 0:19:57.119 --> 0:20:01.159 A vegetable? It's again, I'm just trying to get right. 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:07.520 That can't be only out for this whole conversation. 0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:13.480 I think it's and I think that it's packed with protein. 0:20:13.680 --> 0:20:15.560 Uh huh. And that's what I have on that. 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:18.720 I don't think they're vegetables. And I think I found 0:20:18.760 --> 0:20:22.159 this out recently. There are way less vegetables than we 0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:23.000 think they are. 0:20:23.280 --> 0:20:23.520 Really. 0:20:23.760 --> 0:20:28.199 Yeah, that like there're verse six legit vegetables and then 0:20:28.480 --> 0:20:30.760 the rest of this ship is stuff we're calling vegetables 0:20:30.800 --> 0:20:35.520 that are actually like lagoons and fruits and fruits. A 0:20:35.680 --> 0:20:37.119 lot of ship is just loose. 0:20:37.359 --> 0:20:37.520 Yeah. 0:20:37.520 --> 0:20:39.920 I think that that blew my mind. With tomatoes, tomatoes 0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:42.800 are they're a vegetable, but they are fruit. 0:20:43.160 --> 0:20:46.440 The berries, the berry a berry? Yeah, I know that. 0:20:47.640 --> 0:20:49.919 Damn okay, God help them right. 0:20:56.800 --> 0:20:57.680 Let me look up at. 0:20:59.280 --> 0:21:03.720 I can't explain very I've heard that. You see, like 0:21:03.720 --> 0:21:04.440 a very trustfu with you. 0:21:04.600 --> 0:21:06.600 You know what if what I know for a fact 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:08.480 that is a berry is bananas are a berry? 0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:09.040 Oh? 0:21:09.200 --> 0:21:12.760 Because they they were they bread the seeds out of them, right, yeah, 0:21:12.840 --> 0:21:14.680 but they were supposed to have seeds inside of them. 0:21:14.880 --> 0:21:17.680 Banas do have seasonside sometimes. 0:21:17.600 --> 0:21:19.600 Yeah, but not the ones that you buy it like 0:21:19.680 --> 0:21:22.640 a store. Yeah, I mean Ralph saying something you see. 0:21:22.560 --> 0:21:25.359 Well, have you seen these new crazy like gen z 0:21:25.560 --> 0:21:29.359 bananas generators that they have. No, they're just the solid 0:21:29.880 --> 0:21:31.440 there's no black thing in the middle, and there's no 0:21:31.640 --> 0:21:35.360 like core. It's just like all but like the white parts. 0:21:35.640 --> 0:21:37.120 They even taking the black out of bananas. 0:21:37.280 --> 0:21:38.720 That is probably. 0:21:40.840 --> 0:21:41.280 Banana. 0:21:44.640 --> 0:21:48.240 It's been a terrible accident at the banana factory taking 0:21:48.240 --> 0:21:49.080 the black out of bana. 0:21:49.119 --> 0:21:51.320 So it's just the white part to get taking more 0:21:51.440 --> 0:21:55.320 of potassium. And how much was the black taking up 0:21:55.400 --> 0:21:58.240 in there? It wasn't even a lot of black. Yeah, crazy, yeah, 0:21:58.440 --> 0:22:01.800 but that's probably what they said about water melons. Watermelon seal. 0:22:02.040 --> 0:22:04.159 I don't know you get them without the seeds or 0:22:04.240 --> 0:22:06.119 with the seeds. You'd be kind of like, damn, you 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:07.520 could have gotten no seeds. 0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:16.439 I can't remember saying this. I don't like water melon, I. 0:22:16.840 --> 0:22:20.080 Know, I don't like I just like it's a waste. 0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:21.879 It just tastes like what if I wanted to have 0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:23.680 so much to drink a glass of water. It's the 0:22:23.760 --> 0:22:26.359 best melon. I don't like no melons. I don't like 0:22:26.600 --> 0:22:29.000 candle over. I don't want to melon. 0:22:29.880 --> 0:22:32.680 To be honest, I love them all, really really melon guy. 0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:36.280 Sometimes I'll be you know, they package it at the airport. 0:22:36.760 --> 0:22:41.160 I buy it. You're the one, You're the one. Don't 0:22:41.200 --> 0:22:46.520 you ever crout my fruit salad bowl with honeydew and like, 0:22:46.680 --> 0:22:49.920 no fruit salad. It's not the best. It's the worst. 0:22:50.400 --> 0:22:54.000