WEBVTT - Ep 200: BBW Porn, the Circle Back & the Boodahole 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:08.319 Welcome, Welcome here, Happy New Year, sled. We made it 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:13.720 out of fucking twenty twenty and honest, twenty twenty one 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:16.759 is probably gonna not be much different. Welcome guys to 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:21.200 another episode of Horrible Decisions. I'm your girl, maybebe a 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:23.800 K A debt bitch, a k A full court punks, 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:27.160 a k A tripod mommy. Hi guys. If you've never 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:29.920 heard my voice, I am so sad for you. My 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:33.080 name is Wheezy. Welcome to our show, Horrible Decisions. We 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:35.919 are so excited to start this fucking year off with 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:39.199 a bang? Did you start with a bang? Um? A bang? Like? 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:40.920 Am I pussy? Because I'm gonna be on my period 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:45.160 on New Years before? Not me, bitch. Mine is about 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:50.519 that mid mid month time frame like the fourth it 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:52.120 just ended, which is why I'm about to get a 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:57.279 bang tonight. Oh so yeahulate right now. And the only 0:00:57.280 --> 0:00:58.560 reason I know my period is gonna come on New 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:01.240 Years is because Thanksgiving it came like clockwork. I had 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:04.320 chicken and just bam. It was like, you know what's crazy, 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:10.000 I'm actually scheduling now my yearly. But with scheduling my yearly, 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:12.720 a bitch is also about to check fertility because bitch, 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:17.040 he has been showing up this club, babe, And yeah, 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:20.039 I mean, are you doing it when you ovulate? Check? 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:22.800 I don't ain't tracking ship if we fuck you go in, 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:28.080 you know, we could just rewrite like you'd be like 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:31.240 these niggas coming in because it's these niggas. I just 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:33.800 feel like you, these niggas were always my man, bitch 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:37.160 I didn't like and know that. I don't know that. 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:40.240 I don't know what you'd be doing. It's just a 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:45.479 little bit. I don't even knowing that Mandy's in ba 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:50.280 I'm on the new what she was mass, I don't 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:54.800 feel like I was listening in the kitchen in her 0:01:55.200 --> 0:02:00.760 new green that part. So starting off the new year 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:06.760 in a new place, Oh my god, Oh my god. 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:09.720 So I've been in my apartment for the last going 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:14.840 on five years. And just first off, I didn't know 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:20.440 that how you deal with moving in the fucking documents 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:23.200 they need, I didn't know that. I didn't know that 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:25.760 them looking at bank statements meant they wanted to see 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:29.120 the deposits going into my bank. I just thought they 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:31.120 needed to see that a bitch had money. So I 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:33.720 just gave them. I know, I gave them my one 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:36.360 account that technically, in my mind is my savings, so 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.239 there's really no money going in or out. So they're 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:41.120 just like, so where is your Like how are you 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:44.000 making money? Then? So I showed them my other account 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:45.639 and then I guess that sufficed, but I was like, yeah, 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:47.119 I don't get to see all the transactions. I don't 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:49.920 have to show y'all three accounts now because I wasn't. 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:52.840 I didn't go into this telling them that I was 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.320 an entrepreneur, that I worked for myself. So I only 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:58.120 showed them my personal accounts, not my business accounts as 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:01.400 you do, which I said I was a media consultant. 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:05.920 And also I had all the other documents. That's all 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:07.840 I'm going to say. Do not be scared. People be like, 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.840 what do you do? Talk about second date? Yeah, I said, well, 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.000 it's not even that I'm scared about what I do. 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:16.120 It's just when when you say you're an entrepreneur or 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:19.200 a business owner, they want all of these documents. My 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:21.080 account was like, they don't need to they don't need 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:22.680 to know all that information. I mean, they always know 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:25.280 I'm self employed because I've moved what twice since I've 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.480 been self employed from I mean my tax return but 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:32.400 oh yeah, not switched up on it too, yes, but 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.400 I mean with the with with moving. Um, for anyone 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:38.080 that's moving something that New York State does, at least, 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:39.040 all you have to do is have a c P 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:41.360 A letter, so they just have to verify what you'll 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:43.360 make and what you're trajected to make. But um, I 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:46.280 moved into a new crib too. That's why, you know, 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:49.280 not fun? You know, I'm so bad to be an Elias, Like, 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.760 I'm so happy to be back in Elias. Like my 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:55.680 windows are insane, They're so big and beautiful, and it's like, 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:57.480 I just love that I was able to come back 0:03:57.520 --> 0:03:59.960 to the lower and what I wanted. And it's funny 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.360 because I almost moved into this building on Broom Street. 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:04.880 I forgot what it's called the Artisan And I've lived 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:06.720 in two luxury buildings since I've been in New York. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:07.920 And I was like, I feel like I'm going to 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.520 move into this building and l e s and be like, no, 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:12.880 this isn't what I wanted. Because I think that that 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:14.880 was my issue with where I lived. I really had it. 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.960 I lived in downtown Brooklyn. I know you y'all know 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:20.520 I didn't like it, but I think I should have 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:24.400 moved to Brooklyn Brooklyn because I would leave my building 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:28.440 that was expensive and nice and pretty, and then it 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:30.960 was it was really difficult for me, Like there's a 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:33.559 lot of homeless people on my block. I've seen people 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.440 like I saw ladies say when someone asked for food, 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:38.200 she had bananas in her him She's like the funk 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:40.320 away from me. It was like, you know, I couldn't 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:43.039 even deal with it. It was just too much. And 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:45.840 I think I just wanted to feel more like I 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:47.880 was in a community again. And so I thought that 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:49.599 if I moved to a boogee building in l e 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:51.560 S that I'd be like, damn, I'm a gentrifier. And 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.599 even though technically I am, you are, I mean we 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:58.039 all are. But it's crazy. I mean it's so weird 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:00.440 because I mean, everyone looks for something a friend and 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:02.400 I was talking to my friend who's also moving, and 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:04.320 she's like, I care about the neighborhood. I do not 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:06.920 give a funk about the neighborhood. I give a funk 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:10.839 about convenience. I give a funk about like it's like conveniences, 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:14.560 my Starbucks, my Duncan, donuts, my grocery store of fucking 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:18.480 post office convenience. I don't give a funk about my neighborhood. 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:22.359 I leave to party. I come to the city to party. 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:24.920 When I go home, I just kind of wanted silence. 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:26.360 I don't want to walk out of my building and 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:27.800 run into fans. I don't want to walk out of 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:30.440 my building and see people drunk and bars. So that's 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:33.360 not my thing. But I need all of y'all's help. 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:36.560 So this is my first time moving into like a 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:38.919 luxury building here in New York. But I have a 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:42.640 balcony and clearly I'm gonna fuck on this balcony. And 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:44.320 I'm just like, Okay, So what do I give my 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:46.400 neighbor when I move into I bake him cookies? Do 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:48.200 I give him wine? Do I go ahead and just 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:49.960 give him a bag with sex toys. I don't know 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:51.400 if it's a girl or guy yet either, but I'm 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:53.320 just like, I need him to know that I am 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:56.400 going to be fucking on this balcony. And not only 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:58.400 will he know my name, he is gonna know my 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.359 nigga's name because I'm gonna be dreaming it on my balcony. 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:04.719 When I had a balcony. I didn't really feel the 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:07.920 need to excuse myself at all. I don't know, I 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.880 don't think that you have to, Like I pay my rent, 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:13.880 you pay your rent, and I'm not asking what the 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:16.440 funk you do? I know, I get that, but I 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.160 always used to come outside with this dick out, yes see, 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:24.120 And well, I just don't want complaints because it's you 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:26.160 have to be courteous, like, which is why I would 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.440 you keep sucking when it's like, you know, like if 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:30.240 you hear somebody or see them outside if you I 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:31.920 don't know which your balcony looks like mine was a 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:34.360 little more private, but if you know, it's a terrorist, 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:38.080 so it's divided, so his his terrorist is on the 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:41.520 other side of the side. Don't, don't, don't do what, 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:43.560 don't sunk with the other person's outside. And then I'm 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:45.720 not gonna I'm not gonna know. And see that's what 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:48.240 I'm not gonna do. I am not gonna change. I'm 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:51.000 not gonna change my fucking schedule around whether my neighbor 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:52.960 is outside or not. Like if I want to funk 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.560 my nigga and suck his dick while I look at 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:57.839 the view of Manhattan. That's what I want to do. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:00.440 Absolutely not, because I'll tell you right now, If my 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:02.279 neighbor was working on my balcony, I'd be like cool 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.960 for them. But bitch, if I'm outside having my Starbucks, 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.039 paying the same rent that you do, and then you 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:10.840 just decided to call funk this n oh, I don't right? 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:16.120 How God damn Wendy Red Hair lady. What happened up? 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:18.280 What happened to us both paying our rent? We book 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:19.640 pay rent. I could do what I want to do 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:23.240 in my apartment, but you want nigga on the which 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:25.679 is why I said, Should I bake cookies? Bitch? Should 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:27.840 I give him a bottle of wine? A bottle of Tito's? 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:30.160 How could I let him know? I see you, You'll 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:33.160 see me. I'm gonna be fucking I'm a balcony. You 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:36.600 just reminded me of my new neighbor. She just sounded 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:38.600 just like you. Let me tell you about the I 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:40.480 know y'all want to talk about sex, but too bad 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:42.640 we're talking about sex. You're telling me I can't have 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:44.960 sex because about sex. Let me tell you about this girl. 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:48.520 I don't even know how to how where to start, 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:51.040 So I moved back to l e S and the 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:55.880 apartment I live in. It's the two bedroom and it's 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.200 the only one in the building. I used to be 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:00.600 a workspace, like a commercial space years ago, and they 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:03.320 literally took it out. They like knocked the stuff down 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.000 and they made it an apartment. So that's why it's 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:08.280 so much bigger. So the girl sees me downstairs and 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:09.720 she was like, oh my god, you just moved into 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:11.280 the two bedroom. Who's your roommate? Was like, Oh, I'm 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:12.960 using it as a workspace, but nice to meet you. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:16.960 This is a Caucasian woman. I wanted she looks like 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.560 her name is Sarah, but she was sounding like this, 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.960 and then she said to me, she was like, yeah, girl, 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:25.120 I'm just so happy another woman is in the building. 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:27.320 She really wanted to say another black woman. That's what 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:30.960 she wants. She's not black, No, she's not. She's a 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:36.839 Caucasian woman talking like this. Then mean absolutely shout out 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:39.600 to Tammy. My mama kind of thought like that, Well, 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:41.079 let me tell you what she did. Maybe she's from 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.560 the South. Well, she wanted to explain to me where 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:45.720 she was from. After so she kept talking to me 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:47.520 like girls, so what she'll do for work, and every 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:49.439 time she would talk to me that way, I was like, oh, 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:51.640 this is some thugshit. So I would just reply to 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:54.920 her in my voice like, oh, actually working entertainment and 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:58.680 how about yourself. She then says to me, verbatim, girl, 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:00.520 just sound like dis because I'm from Middle Anna. But 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.360 you know I grew up around it. I said, what 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.319 is it? So then she ignored me and didn't tell 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:06.840 me what it was. She grew up around it, you know, 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:08.720 I grew up around eat And I'm like, what the 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:11.280 funk is it? It just was so like put on dog. 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:13.080 I was uncomfortable. So then she was like, well, let 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:14.920 me know if you need help by packing or something. Girl, 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:16.360 I'm just about to go to the show. And I was. 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:20.560 I was so uncomfortable. Many why man? She was leaving, 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:25.800 She said to me, have a good day, sis, bitch, 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:28.920 who are you talking to? Technically half of you is 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:32.880 her sister, bitch, half of you in the Caucasian Middle 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:36.400 Eastern ISRAELI No, but I'm just saying half of half 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:41.200 of hers. But but also like you know what, I 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:43.840 I don't take away from I mean, we see a 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.800 lot of our fans. We know, straight up when white 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:50.400 women date black men. And also, I'm not gonna like 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:53.680 go against her for sounding like that because if she's like, listen, 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:56.559 I grew up in Atlanta. I know that my mom 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:59.400 to to other people maybe like she's putting on, but 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:01.400 she's not. Do you think your mom would talk to 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:03.120 like that to someone she first met her, someone she 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:05.240 was comfortable with. My mom worked at a daycare and 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.360 beat up a mom my mom mom, and my mom 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:09.320 voice when she'd be out in restaurants with us and 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:11.800 chilling like if over the top, and it's extra, and 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:16.680 it's making me feel uncomfortable. Frankly, because tell her that 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:18.439 that's why she had to explain to me where she's from. 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:20.360 I'm not having another conversation with her because I'm not 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:23.400 her sist, and I'm not just gonna let people speak 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:25.280 to me the way they think they want to hear it. 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:28.959 Because it was very obvious she was putting on for me. 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:31.680 If I looked like her, would she speak to me 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:33.760 that way? We both don't know. We both don't know. 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:35.760 I bet you it's to now. And when I knock 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:38.320 on door number twelve because she's playing too much music, 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:40.720 because I can already tell she's that type of bitch. 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:44.400 I'm gonna I'm so annoyed. I feel bothered because I 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:46.800 don't want nobody to think this of me, like a 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:49.360 part of me. Even with the getting a proof for 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:52.240 the apartment, like because they were asking me for so much. 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:55.160 Everyone that I talked to immediate was like, well, did 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:56.640 you look and see if they're racist? Did you look 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:58.880 and see if they're discriminatory? And I don't want to 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:01.760 put my mind straight there in a unit that listen, 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:04.440 maybe my documents just wasn't what they wanted to see. 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.720 So I don't I mean, I don't know. I'm gonna 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:08.440 be here with you the building that you're moving in, 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.240 and like, I don't even know where you're moving into, right, 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.120 but a luxury building. They need people so bad they 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:17.120 take Bro, they are giving six six months free. I 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:19.200 want you if they give it six months free. I mean, 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:22.600 I mean you came in there with Grand's Gold team 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.400 saying do you remember the song like a few Buck 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:26.160 I was on it, and they'd been like, come on in, 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:30.439 that's how much bro. Real estate agents right now they 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:34.040 were trying to pay me to show me apartments. Dead ass. 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:35.880 They said, show us your lease and that you're leaving, 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:37.600 and we'll give you a five hundred dollar gift card 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:39.960 for like a few in apartments. Yeah, and I mean 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:42.679 in the area I'm moving. They were offering five hundred 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:45.320 dollar gift cards if you put an application in within 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:48.000 the first twenty four hours, which I did. I'm not 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:50.400 gonna lie. I went to four buildings, saw ten units, 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:53.560 and I walked into this one that wasn't even listed, 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:57.000 and what's We're crazy? What's crazy? Is like, as soon 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:58.120 as I walked in, I was like, why are you 0:11:58.120 --> 0:11:59.880 showing me this? The saint in my budget? Like I 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:02.680 just already knew it wasn't in my budget. And then 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:05.120 once they, you know, put the incentives on that thing, 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:08.760 I would like, oh, this is in the rat is 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:11.160 very important. And I'm very clear if any of you 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:13.840 guys work as in freelance, whatever you do, you have 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:16.200 to always make sure I don't care what they're telling 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:17.520 me about how much the rent is gonna be, what 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.880 they're gonna do. I say, listen, I make money a 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:22.280 few times a year in large chunks as you will see, 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:25.240 and guess what I care about my net annual pay. 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:28.320 I don't give off that what you're saying about how 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:29.720 much it's gonna be, or we can take it down 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.440 to this, I want this and this. You have to 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:34.360 be very clear, like real estate agent will fuck you 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:36.520 on everything else. But make sure that you're spending what 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:38.440 you should be spending it within a year. And I 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:40.960 think that another thing that could be scary for some 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:44.000 people is if you know, let's say the rent is 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:45.920 for a grand and they give you three months free 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:47.240 or some sh it, it takes you down to twenty 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.319 eight whatever. Right, make sure that if you can't afford 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:53.040 for a grand a month, you let them break it up. 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:56.560 You pay twenty eight and see if they're comfortable there. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:13:00.720 You have the way it's amortized amortized. I didn't know that. Yeah, 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:04.120 that's how that's pretty much, uh, meaning that you pay 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:07.920 that net rate monthly instead of them giving you the 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:09.960 three months whenever those are and then you paying them. 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:11.920 Because I could see if people up like if you're 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:18.480 not and they're advertising it as yeah, maybe hundred, but 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:22.400 the actual rent is thirty nine. Like, girl, my real 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:24.839 estate company wasn't shipped. I would shout him out, But 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:27.000 the niggas I was sitting down like I can't understand 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:28.680 why I'm only getting a month and a half and 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:30.840 he was like a month and a half. A month 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:33.040 and a half. He was also as really, he says, 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:35.760 you have eleven hundred square in the east Side, why 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:38.400 do you think you get more? So then I tried 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:39.960 to play hardball with this and I was like, you 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:41.400 know what, I don't want it. Everybody else is doing 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:43.080 it too and a half. He's like, no problem. I 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:44.480 was like, let me give it two hours till he 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:46.880 called me fun So I'm like, let me wait till 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:48.760 the morning. I call this nigga like eight am. He's like, 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:50.280 I know you're going to be calling me. I fill 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:52.800 out paid for work. I was like, fuck, do yeah, 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:56.400 I get better ju than I think baby thinking I am. 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:58.520 You know what I'm saying this, this this movie sh 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:00.480 it ain't for me. So I went ahead locked in 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:03.360 two years, so I got three months off each year 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:06.839 and I'm like, thank you. I'm happy, but let's go in. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:09.480 We're gonna get into you. We're gonna do any of 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:12.160 the baby room though there is no baby ever coming. 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:16.199 I'm getting, bitch, I'm getting the vacuum. Even if my 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:19.880 test came out positive tomorrow. Bitch, i'd be making an 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:24.200 appointment for New Year's Day, Like, suck it out. I'm 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:27.720 not having a goddamn baby. You make it out you'll 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:33.480 maybe having a baby. No, it don't matter. What's the 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:36.000 shoot up, and it don't matter what happened the little 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:37.960 swimmer swimming then they go to the egg and then 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:40.680 there's a baby. I'm so glad. Look, let's pock it up. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:42.680 And you know, in sex and you got a little 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:46.000 swimmer swimming up and apparently it's science. Now I'm like 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:50.840 number twelve. Anyway, Anyway, we're gonna get into the Vanilla 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:53.760 Ship for this week. If you guys are just tuning 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:55.880 in for the very first time, because you got into 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:59.040 and was like, oh, let me add to my podcast playlist, 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:02.880 and we popped up. Our vanilla Ship. Is kind of 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:04.840 just a news article or is something that has to 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:08.800 do with sex in the news. This one comes from Vice. Um, 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:11.080 and I did want to talk about it because we've 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.560 talked about porn a lot if you haven't yet, we 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:16.440 have two episodes where we go into all these porn categories, 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:20.160 and this one from Vice actually talks about how BBW 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:25.320 porn encouraged uh someone to have better sex. Uh, So 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:27.800 for this one, I am speaking to my girls who 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:31.640 ain't comfortable with their bodies. Um. A lot of times 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.880 we view porn and even follow women on Instagram that 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:38.840 don't look like us. So this one says, I first 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:41.920 came across images of b bws and b h m's 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:44.720 in two thousand eleven. B h M. I don't think 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:50.440 we talked about it. Wait, big huge, how are you 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:55.880 gonna have to to bigger us and the big Harry. No, 0:15:56.680 --> 0:16:00.960 there they are synonyms. But thinking it asked me, I'm 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:04.520 saying I was speaking that. Look at me saying all 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:07.320 these words. You don't know I'm loving. I'm sorry. I 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:10.120 thought you would like amatized. I don't know that. I 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:13.000 don't thank you. Thank you for teaching me something but 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:16.080 a hair loom. Oh we're not gonna do that. They 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:19.320 don't even to know about that. Leave it there, bitch, 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:24.040 big Harry. No, no, it's not another adjean, said, okay, right, 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:29.040 it is it is. Yes, give me a give me 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:36.160 a sound, bitch, big hot. Okay, So it's big handsome 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:39.160 men the same way big beautiful women. You couldn't have 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:42.680 thought of a synonym for beautiful. Oh yeah, it's man 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:46.600 so um. If you've ever visited porn hub, chances are 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:50.080 you've seen them as clickable categories full of content starring 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:54.200 fat performers. And it does have it there also, it 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:57.880 has it has the air quoth quotation with her hand. No, 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:01.760 I'm just saying, b b W really become shorthand for 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:06.320 quote unquote fat porn um. Of course, anyone who feels 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:09.200 like they're bigger doesn't really care for the word fat. 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:11.320 So that's why they use these other words. That's the 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:13.320 wild ship to me though, because like I feel like 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:17.399 when we've interviewed BBWs um s, particularly Ashley Chubby Bunny, 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:19.280 who was like, you can say fat and I'm like, 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:22.320 but she but she like it's because So that's the thing. 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:26.719 It's all perspective, because I'm someone who doesn't like the 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:29.920 word fat or chubby or the other words that were 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:32.320 used to describe me, and she was fine with that. 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:35.200 She also was okay with fluffy and guys holding her stomach. 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:45.160 Would you prefer voluptuous curvy? Voluptuous curvy? Um? Even I'm 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:46.800 not gonna lie. When I was when I would be 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:50.200 shopping plus size as something like, I was like, oh, 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:52.520 I have to shop By one, two, three X, Like, 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:56.960 there was just a couple of things that to me personally, 0:17:57.200 --> 0:17:59.680 I just didn't like. But it's because I had insecurities 0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:02.320 about what I look like. That's why even back then 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.399 I would have sex with the lights off and I 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:07.240 wasn't comfortable writing dick and doing those If like, the 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:10.879 more ownership you have over how you're feeling about your body, 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:12.880 the more you don't give us. Maybe that's like us 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:14.720 saying like core is not a big deal, you know 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:17.000 what I mean, Like when you accept what people quote 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:19.240 unquote think you are, how you're viewed as to the world, 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:21.040 maybe that's why actually was I don't give a funk 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:24.879 about nicks. Well, so that's why, uh, in this article, 0:18:25.000 --> 0:18:28.320 it's pretty much saying how what we take in I 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:31.320 guess we can compare it to Instagram. When you follow 0:18:31.320 --> 0:18:34.520 all of these beautiful women that have these little weights, 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:37.159 the big gass, and you know, the plump lips and 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:39.520 the long hair, all of these things, you start to 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:43.119 pick it your own insecurities because you don't have these qualities. 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:46.840 So basically, when you're watching porn, it probably is better 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.760 for you to feel more comfortable with sex if you're 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:53.200 watching people have sex that look like you. You get 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:55.880 what I mean. Yeah, Like, I actually only like watching 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:58.639 porn with mixed girls or latinos because they kind of 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:00.840 look like me, right, And I mean that's why I 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:02.600 even said it's hard for me to watch porn right 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:06.359 now because if I'm watching regular plan well no even 0:19:06.359 --> 0:19:08.960 to me with vanilla porn. But I watched gate porn 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:12.320 and now because I just am so enthralled with what 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:14.560 my man looks like. I told you I stopped kind 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:16.159